Shows
The Issues On The TableTIOTT 24: Theremin HeroThis week, Mike and Matt are joined by former host of the show and dear friend James Gearhart to talk about the IMPORTANT things like:
What exactly is the deal with La Croix? (and how do you pronounce it?)
What can you do to protect your sentimental valuables from Nicolas Cage?
How can we spice up Guitar Hero for its inevitable resurgence?
Tune in to find out! Email us your issues at tiottpodcast@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram @theissuesonthetable!
2021-03-3056 minThe Issues On The TableTIOTT 23: Punchy the Smart CouchThis week, Mike and Matt are joined by Tom of the Zesty Life Hacks podcast. He decided to bring some Aussie wisdom to the show:
What would it be like if everything in your office was a smart device?
Why is the toothpick industry more dangerous than we thought?
And WHY oh WHY can Nicolas Cage simply not choose an acting discipline to stick with?
Tune in to find out! Email us your issues at tiottpodcast@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram @theissuesonthetable!
2021-03-2259 minThe Issues On The TableTIOTT 22: The Homework ClauseAaaaaand we're back! This week, Mike and Matt are joined by Dino Battaglia of Perception Studio to tackle the IMPORTANT things, like:
How do you effectively scare children early in their lives about the dangers involved in car shopping?
When will the latte entitlement STOP??
...and why do burgers have such an unpleasant beefy flavor?
Listen to find out.
Send us your issues at tiottpodcast@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram @theissuesonthetable!
2021-03-171h 07The Issues On The TableTIOTT 21: Obi-Wan's Kenobi-RobiThis week, Mike and Matt are joined by their friend: puppeteer, voice actor, and audiobook narrator Danny Montooth.
Have you ever wondered why everyone on Tattooine seemingly STOLE jedi fashion?
Do you think that bicyclists are given too much freedom on the road?
WHY is Australia becoming a victim of the flat earth theory?
Tune in to find out! Email us your issues at tiottpodcast@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram @theissuesonthetable!
2021-03-0948 minThe Issues On The TableTIOTT 20: Welcome to DrinkLotsThis week, Mike and Matt sit down to discuss some of the most important things in their lives:
WHY do people leave their wallets in their cars when they go shopping, and HOW do we spice up the retail shopping experience?
Who would win a bobsled race between a penguin and a sea turtle?
Why are there SO many people offended by photos of trains on Reddit???
Tune in to find out.
Send us your issues at tiottpodcast@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram @theissuesonthetable!!!
2021-03-0153 minThe Issues On The TableTIOTT 19: Red Light SurveysThis week, Mike and Matt are joined by Matt's roommate Ryan to discuss some of the more pressing issues presented in their lives this week:
Have you ever wondered what the DMV is doing to stop the epidemic of misspelled license plates?
Do you find yourself being a victim of the Hot Saw stereotype?
Ever wanted to know what the American and Australian restaurant industries have in common? Then have we got a show for you.
Email us your issues at tiottpodcast@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram @theissuesonthetable. And...
2021-02-2256 minThe Issues On The TableTIOTT 18: Carpet MasterThis week, Mike and Matt are joined by Connor Leewood, sound engineer and friendly giraffe.
Have you ever wondered why pizza delivery costs $1272734? WHY aren't we allowed to smash cakes in our faces in public? And for the love of God, will the flat Earth movement stop ruining comedy?
We've got the answers.
Send us your issues at tiottpodcast@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram @theissuesonthetable!
2021-02-1555 minThe Issues On The TableTIOTT 17: Dog TinderThis week, Mike and Matt are joined by their friend Max to tackle the important things like:
Are you as frustrated with "tOucH acTiVatEd" soap dispensers as we are? Have you ever wondered if your favorite childhood shows are sending you subliminal messages? Do you wanna know why retail workers are so nervous to approach guests?
Then have we got a show for you...send us your issues at tiottpodcast@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram @theissuesonthetable!
2021-02-0848 minThe Issues On The TableTIOTT 16: BarlympicsLET THE GAMES BEGIN! This week, Matt and Mike are joined by their good friend Brian Murray to discuss - among other things - how to spice up your trip to the gas station, how to repurpose Pringles cans, and how to initiate a post pandemic bar olympics.
Remember to send us your issues at tiottpodcast@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram @theissuesonthetable!
2021-02-0146 minThe Issues On The TableTIOTT 15.5: Middle Earth SimpsIn preparation for season 2, Mike and Matt sat down to discuss some important issues from YOU: our beautiful listeners.
Ever wondered what it would be like to stop aging? Wanna know whether it's ethical to steal Butterfingers from your kids? Confused about the geometric shape of the Earth? We have you covered.
Welcome to Season 2 of The Issues On The Table!
Remember to email us your issues at: tiottpodcast@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram @theissuesonthetable.
2021-01-2546 min
The Issues On The TableTIOTT 15: Nickelback Slam PoetryWelcome back! This week we have some fun shenanigans, as usual. Caleb officially disappeared and became "no name", Matt went to the bathroom during the recording (which was totally live, definitely not pre-recorded), we learned mike is the cool kid flipping a quarter in the corner of the arcade waiting to hustle all your money over a claw machine, and James found a whole new use for bacon grease! Good week overall, we think. Send us your issues for the show to tiottpodcast@gmail.com or DM us on instagram @theissuesonthetable! Cheers!
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The Issues On The TableTIOTT 14: Big BolognaHappy New Year! It's time for twenty-twenty fun! If you haven't already given up on your new years resolution, please share it with us! Mike doesn't believe in resolutions... is he right or wrong? We're really thankful to have the support that we do for this podcast, and here's to a new year of good times ahead! Send in your issues for the show to tiottpodcast@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram @theissuesonthetable.
2021-01-0457 min
The Issues On The TableTIOTT 13: Chicken Tender NecromancyWhat's that under the tree? A.... PS5? An Xbox..One X.. D.. 9? I can never remember what those are called. But I'll tell you what was not under the tree (Aside from the KFConsole), bad issues. We've got nothing but good topics this week as we are looking forward to the New Year! I guess we're one good thing that came out of 2020!.... Right? Email us your topic and issue ideas at tiottpodcast@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram @theissuesonthetable
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The Issues On The TableTIOTT 12: Little Scissor's PizzaHappy Holidays, everyone!! Much like Mrs. Claus’ famous cookies, we have fresh issues coming out of the oven… except our issues don’t typically digest well, and regularly cause nausea. We hope all our listeners have had a wonderful & safe holiday season so far, and we thank you all so much for all the support you’ve given us!
2020-12-2155 min
The Issues On The TableTIOTT 11: Thunder GarlicAnother episode down! This week we had some good fun with issues involving horses (I don’t think James remembered to mention his completely rational fear of horses), acceptable levels of…. Drinking while bathing? Looking cooler at the grocery store, and those pesky Extra-Terrestrials we are all so eager to meet. Give it a listen! Send it to your friends! Send it… to your… grandma! Email us with your issue suggestions for the show at tiottpodcast@gmail.com
2020-12-1457 min
The Issues On The TableTIOTT 10: Santa's Christmas BlackmailHere at TIOTT, we all love Christmas! It's cozy, there's the Santa Ana winds causing a massive surge in chapstick sales, California remains on fire, idk just something about this time of the year really lifts my spirits, you know? But, make sure you're a good lad this year because we think Santa may have a new idea instead of leaving coal for people... oh and don't worry - Caleb's curb appeal is going to make you wish you were his neighbor. I think? I'm not sure. Email us with your issue ideas and topics at tiottpodcast@gmail.com...
2020-12-0757 min
The Issues On The TableTIOTT 9: Diet SwingChristmas time is upon us.. which means we need to develop a full strategic defense plan for the oncoming assault of The Grinch. Our first plan of action is to decide on the worst Christmas song of all time, because that will likely fend him off.... but in the mean time, if you have an issue or topic you want us to consider discussing on the show, email us at tiottpodcast@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram @theissuesonthetable !
2020-11-3047 min
The Issues On The TableTIOTT 8: Noodlin' for PresidencyHappy Thanksgiving week! How does your family celebrate? This week, among other things, we talked about how if Turkeys were our national bird.... would we.... eat bald eagles?... mm yummy? Have an issue you want considered for the show? Email us at tiottpodcast@gmail.com or DM us @theissuesonthetable on Instagram!
2020-11-2352 min
The Issues On The TableTIOTT 7: Forbidden Pizza RollsFeaturing special guest star Gordon Ramsay as he teaches us the proper way to cook tide pods!.... not really. That was all lies. But we do goof on sports, foods, and the ability to pass glass. No, that wasn't a typo. Have an issue you want us to consider talking about on the show? Email it to us at tiottpodcast@gmail.com and follow us on instagram @theissuesonthetable !
2020-11-1651 min
The Issues On The TableTIOTT 6: The Schwarzenegger AuditionYeeeaaaaa boooooooooooooooi it's time for a new episode and we most definitely got Arnold Schwarzenegger to teleport back from the future to help us save the podcast. He didn't really land the audition though, cause he was as sassy as a kiwi. Follow us on instagram @theissuesonthetable and send in your issues to tiottpodcast@gmail.com !
2020-11-0952 min
The Issues On The TableTIOTT 5: The Sauce BeastToday we learned what a "flattie" is, and more specifically how to eat a flattie. Also, the Shrek universe is a lot more in depth than we had anticipated. Submit your issues at tiottpodcast@gmail.com and follow us on Instagram @theissuesonthetable !
2020-11-0254 min
The Issues On The TableTIOTT 4: The Return of Pepsi ManHappy Halloween! Caleb is our resident ghost/skeleton/wraith/banshee/ghoul.. depending on the day, so his input was crucial when deciding who'd win a Halloween competitive ranked costume contest, among other things. Follow us on IG @theissuesonthetable and send us your own issues for us to discuss at tiottpodcast@gmail.com !
2020-10-2653 min
The Issues On The TableTIOTT 3: PREDATOR: THE MUSICALWe're so tired of movies being deprived of their full potential. There's so many movies that deserve to be musicals. While we discuss what should be a musical, why not cook up some popcorn using your finest home grown baby oil? This week we're talking about the origin of oil, what would do better as a musical, your butt and vitamin D, and what happens when your shower is fresh out of stock. Email us with you issues at tiottpodcast@gmail.com and follow us on Instagram @theissuesonthetable .
2020-10-1949 min
The Issues On The TableTIOTT 2: Funko Pop SeanceEver wonder if you could wrestle with a coyote? What is the meaning of Spirit Halloween? Are you a proud Funko Pop owner? Join us this week to discuss these issues on the table, and more. Follow us on Twitter @tiottpodcast and email us with YOUR issues at tiottpodcast@gmail.com.
2020-10-1552 min
The Issues On The TableTIOTT 1: Urinal Survival GuideWelcome to the first episode of The Issue on the Table!... which is hopefully a comedy podcast. We've got questions for the world, and we want them answered. Join us as we solve all the great issues on our table. If you'd like to email us with your issues on the table for us to discuss, please email us at tiottpodcast@gmail.com. Thank you for joining us, and we look forward to making more content for everyone who listens.
2020-10-0851 min