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Damaged Ones PodcastEpisode 27: Am I the ASSHOLE?!Turning things around a bit for I, Mike Garcia & Sarah Altand, we decided to search and reflect upon reddit stories on Am I the Asshole (AITA). Anything from weddings, to relationships, to situations that you can relate to or be on the lookout for in some way. Plus, we give tribute to our recent stars that recently passed away, Hulk Hogan, Ozzy Osbourne, etc. Plus, our returning segment of Would You Rather? As always, don't forget to Like, Subscribe, Share and Download the podcast, and be sure to ask us questions as we will be doing a Q & A...2025-07-261h 10Damaged Ones PodcastEpisode 26: Coldplay's Kiss Cam & the "MIC" CheckSo a lot goes on in one's private life. Bad dates, crazy hookup stories, and a Kiss Cam that goes wrong at a Coldplay concert. Mike Garcia & Sarah Altand discuss the crazy story that's hitting news everywhere and goes into why this is actually a bigger floodgate than ever in corporate job places. The reality is, cheating in public should never be a thing. Plus, Mike goes into an awkward situation where he almost hooked up with a woman that "kinda" used him as a microphone. Full of laughs and things to think about, you don't want to miss...2025-07-1958 minDamaged Ones PodcastEpisode 25: Turning 35 = BIG GOALS to MAKEYou've heard it here folks, I, Mike Garcia will be turning 35 next Tuesday, which means there are more immediate goals I need to make for myself. And a few covers some life goals that needs to happen. Anywhere along the lines of getting a new tattoo, which Sarah Altand explains well in detail, getting, or at least, working with fun exotic animals, getting a dash cam, or just be more aware of life choices. This is the age of millennials, now is the time to get shit done! All that plus our returning segment of Would You Rather, and...2025-07-121h 16Damaged Ones PodcastEpisode 24: EXTREMISTS in SocietyThere are passionate people, there are those that do go overboard from time to time, then there are the ones that take it to the EXTREME! Whether it is people on social media, like the Trans person, Lilly “Tino” Contino, being a predator to record in women's bathrooms, the unnecessary debate on Apple vs. Android phones, both rage & race-baiters and so much more. Then again, we can become extremists ourselves, especially when it comes to animals, or the one commonality we all have a need for, which is money. Mike Garcia & Sarah Altand dives into all of it and more...2025-07-051h 26Damaged Ones PodcastEpisode 23: MISUNDERSTOOD VillainsIt's that time again where we dissect the very nature of a character's personality. In this case, what makes a villain tick? And are certain ones misunderstood? Maybe... we're the true villains in our story, and doing some HATEFUL THINGS... like putting PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA?!!! Or getting an easy order wrong, HAHAHA. It's another episode of laughs, a bit of controversy, rants, another returning segment of "Would You Rather?" and shouting out to an amazing woman that just passed away... Let's be better in bringing each other together.Mike Garcia's website: www.voiceofgarcia.comShawn Coss Book...2025-06-281h 32Damaged Ones PodcastEpisode 22: Having ADULT Responsibilities...We all go through it don't we? The sheer crushing weight of having Adult Responsibilities and how sometimes we just not want to do anything. To just rest, relax, mentally decompress, to just do whatever we want. Unfortunately, the world doesn't work that way, but we try to do what we can to do what we need to do. We never back down, we never quit. Mike Garcia & Sarah Altland discuss this with the idea that we gotta crawl through so much shit just to reach the life we want. In the end, it's all about doing the right...2025-06-211h 23Damaged Ones PodcastEpisode 21: Not EXACTLY a Relaxing Vacation...Our dear Sarah Altland just came back from her vacation, and we wanted to hear as much about it, plus relating our own stories from bad vacations. From inconsiderate people to vandalism going on at beach houses, Mike and Sarah share it all and more. Plus, we dig into the idea of polygamy and how fascinating it is for one person to juggle multiple partners simultaneously. All that plus our returning segment of 'Would You Rather?" As always, don't forget to Like, Subscribe, Share and Download the podcast!!!2025-06-141h 24Damaged Ones PodcastEpisode 20: OnlyFans & BATH BaitSo today is a different direction as Mike Garcia & Sarah Altand decides to tackle on current events that's been going on in the world today. A few examples deal with Sydney Sweeney deciding to sell Dr. Squatch soap that is made from HER bathwater. Plus, they dive deep into the allure of Only Fans, and throws a fit over people suing others for pretty much anything. As always, don't forget to Like, Subscribe, Download and share the podcast!IMPORTANT NOTE: We will not be here the first week of June, but will return June 13th!2025-05-311h 26Damaged Ones PodcastEpisode 19: What Fantasy World would YOU want to Live In???Thinking outside the box, since this world is ordinary and sometimes, kinda boring (a bit), we wanted to share our fantasies on what kind of fantasy world we'd love to live and be a part of. Our answers may either surprise you or you can relate to it in some way. Plus, we reminisce once again on things we use to watch as children, and of course, redoing our segment of Would You Rather, which gets Sarah to deal with her biggest fears. MUAHAHAHAHA!!! As always, Like, Subscribe, Share and Download the podcast and let us know what Fantasy...2025-05-241h 15Damaged Ones PodcastEpisode 18: Addictions. FETISHES. Confessions.It's that time where we dive a bit deeper into strange addictions and certain fetishes that people have. Whether it's the usual foot fetish people have, a neurological/mental disorder of something called "Pica", or even just acknowledging the fact that someone is addicted to eating a couch... Sarah and myself go into the weirdness of weirds. Speaking of which, I confess on a few things that I've eaten when I was a kid, and something Sarah ate as a sign of defiance. All that and more, right here!!! As always, Like, Subscribe, Share and Download the podcast. 2025-05-1657 minDamaged Ones PodcastEpisode 17: The White KNIGHT SyndromeSo it's pretty clear that the majority of us, mostly men, suffer from the White Knight syndrome. To essentially "save" or "fix" another person and expecting to be loved and accepted based on what we do for them. Clearly, Mike has been suffering from this for YEARS as he talks so deeply about this. This can lead to self loathing and rejection to others. Have you suffered from this as well? Have you felt this way and ended up nowhere except the Friend Zone? Let us know what your experiences are and what you've done to help yourself. As...2025-05-101h 04Damaged Ones PodcastEpisode 16: The Shannon Sharpe ControversySo there are a LOT of Hot Topics out there, from the Shannon Sharpe lawsuit going on, to the Blake Lively stuff, kinda makes you think how damaged these celebrity mindsets are. Plus, we go into online dating and how much it has changed significantly. Also also, who would you rather fight, a Predator or an Alien? All that and more, right here! As always, like, subscribe and share the podcast!2025-04-261h 00Damaged Ones PodcastEpisode 15: Too Honest? Big YIKESSo today is all about being honest in relationships. But how much honesty is a good thing? Would you still love each other as worms? Would you marry again if your significant other passes? What would you do in your particular relationship with your partner? Also also, we get into our own game of "Would Your Rather?" and talk on Easter! Happy Easter weekend everyone!!! Don't forget to Like, Subscribe, Share and download!!!SMOSH Easter Bunny Link, timestamp, 0:40: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cO2DSl6opEg2025-04-191h 11Damaged Ones PodcastEpisode 14: Being MISERABLE is an AddictionSarah and Mike come together to discuss the psychological mindset on why certain people, LOVE being MISERABLE. Is it an addiction, an infection, a disease??? Maybe it's a way of seeking attention and validation, etc. Because of this, Sarah and Mike talk on their personal experiences on why they HAD to stay miserable to do what they. Especially when it heavily involves marriage and relationships. All this and more, plus our beginning segment of Feeding a Giraffe, and the returning segment of TWISTED MIND, a parody of "Whose Line is it Anyway", that sadly goes all over the place...2025-04-131h 00Damaged Ones PodcastEpisode 13: Masking PAIN with HUMORSo Sarah and I decided to talk on what kind of trauma we both go through and how well we use humor to mask our pain. Let's face it, using humor is essentially the best way to get through the toughest of times. And yet, it seems Sarah may wanna do some "legal" revenge... Say what now?! LOL. Plus, it's her birthday weekend and she's dead set on getting another tattoo. All that and more right here on the DAMAGED ONES podcast. Like, subscribe, share, follow!2025-04-0559 minDamaged Ones PodcastEpisode 12: Narcissism & "UNFORTUNATE" EventsFrom a brief topic on Rachel Zegler being narcissistic comes to Sarah's perspective of dealing with a narcissistic parent. What lessons to learn from, how to look out for the signs, and what we can do to cope from the aftermath from living in a situation like this. Plus, we both talk on a series of "Unfortunate" aka FUNNY as hell, events that happened to us in our lives. Including something involving Golf, the family jewels, a swimming pool and much more! Also also, introducing our own version of "Whose Line is it Anyway?" Full of laughs, and lots...2025-03-291h 00Damaged Ones PodcastEpisode 11: Why DON'T we want Kids?!A question that we get asked from time to time from many others in our outer circle. Why don't we want children? Bunch of reasons explained in detail here, from DNA, to finances, to even fear of the unthinkable. All we ask from others is for our decisions to be respectful as we respect others. Maybe you relate in some way, or maybe not. Just hear us out and we'll explain it all, haha! Plus, for the first segment, we dive into Rachel Zegler and the controversy of the Snow White movie. Keep that train going, Follow, Like, Subscribe...2025-03-2254 minDamaged Ones PodcastEpisode 10: Bullshit LIESAfter some technical difficulties, we were finally able to record the episode with better audio for you to enjoy, on the topic of Bullshit Lies! Lies we were told as children! From Santa Claus, to the Tooth Fairy, to even Reality TV and a funny moment that involves the Power Rangers. Lots of laughter in this episode! Be sure to Like, Follow & Subscribe the podcast, and be sure to ask us any questions here!https://www.voiceofgarcia.com2025-03-1749 minDamaged Ones PodcastEpisode 9: Nostalgia & PET PEEVESWell today is an interesting day as we both went down memory lane, with Nostalgia on video games, reminiscing, and got deeply passionate on pet peeves. What bothers us the most? Could be something to do with kids, driving, and of course, movie theaters. Today is a fun one, full of laughs and hilarious moments!NOTE: If you need an intro, outro, or even a voice over yourself, check out https://www.voiceofgarcia.com, and email me there!2025-03-0855 minDamaged Ones PodcastEpisode 8: Sharknado vs. TWISTERA very light hearted episode that's fill with so much joy. From future goals and destinations, to Sarah wanting Sugar daddies, to Mike wanting a Japanese woman to go with to Japan, and of course, settling the debate of Sharknado vs. Twister, and why a cow in a tornado is FREAKING HILARIOUS! Full of laughs, full of wonders, simply enjoy!2025-03-0252 minDamaged Ones PodcastEpisode 7: Homes, Cars & THE POPOA very informative episode by Sarah Altland as she explains her experiences of buying a house, investing in fixing up the house EVERY OTHER WEEK after something goes wrong, plus buying a new car with little money, and something involving calling the Police (POPO). Let's see what this podcast episode has in store!2025-03-0248 minDamaged Ones PodcastEpisode 6: Flight or FIGHTWere you ever in a situation where you knew you were about to fight? To protect yourself from a mugging, or protect someone? Or just got mugged for no reason whatsoever? That's what Mike Garcia had to go through at one point in his life. Plus, Sarah Altland will you give advice on the types of tools you need to defend yourself if God forbid something happens. Always best to be prepared.2025-03-0151 minDamaged Ones PodcastEpisode 5: INTRUSIVE ThoughtsSo we all have those thoughts where we wanna do something and we just don't do it, but we kinda wanna. Hahaha, here, we expressive our demented/funny thoughts. Plus, as an added bonus, what "inappropriate" songs would we sing or play at our own funerals?!! Ohh this is gonna be a funny one indeed! What're your intrusive thoughts? What song would you like to play at a funereal that's comedic??2025-03-0149 minDamaged Ones PodcastEpisode 4: TOXIC WorkplacesFitting into the idea of toxicity, are you in a toxic environment like we were? Did you quite quit, said F**K this and went out on your own terms? Or did you take it as best as you can and are still in it? Here, we share our stories over the toxic jobs we had to leave from and ended up staying a lot longer than usual. Let us know if you relate to it in some way.2025-03-0141 minDamaged Ones PodcastEpisode 3: Dealing with SCAMMERSScams, scams, SCAMS!!! They are everywhere... and we HATE THEM!!! Today, Garcia will share his story on how he and his family got tricked into giving an obscene amount of money to a scam years ago. With life lessons shared here, we want you to be aware, be cautious of anything you do when it comes to money. Remember, if it's too good to be true, it usually is.2025-03-0147 minDamaged Ones PodcastEpisode 2: TOXIC RelationshipsToxicity is everywhere, and it's mostly common within our own relationships. We come back to the episode to talk our past experiences on toxic relationships & failed marriages. Would you say you are a part of one as well or know someone that is? By all means, let us know!2025-03-0137 minDamaged Ones PodcastEpisode 1: We are the DAMAGED ONESWelcome to our brand new podcast called, THE DAMAGED ONES, where two great friends, Mike Garcia & Sarah Altland share their stories. How they met? How was the podcast named? And what more do we have in store for you in the near future!2025-03-0114 min