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You Have Offended This PodcastNine Deaths of the NinjaAaaaand we're back with another installment of the podcast, this time to go through 9 Deaths of the Ninja! Very few things about this film make sense, from the title, to the monkey in a diaper, to the little people fighting Spike Shinobi in a lobby...there's so much to talk about. Come join us for a foul-mouthed talk-through of this schlocky classic in the ninja genre!If you dig this, please subscribe to the show and give us a five-star review. That stuff helps us get in front of more folks on these here internet hills...
2025-03-051h 38
You Have Offended This PodcastThe Boondock SaintsIt took me a while to edit this one because of life, jobs, and family, but here it is. The Boondock Saints. We really enjoyed going through this one and we hope you have as much fun with it as we did. Conor, Murphy, Smecker, and El Duce come together in a fun, violent ride that has as great a story about its making as it does in the script. Come on back to 1999 with us and explore Boston's fake underworld of do-gooders and mobsters with the Saints.Thanks for listening and downloading. We're not regular...
2024-12-091h 49
You Have Offended This PodcastContract to KillFirstly, we're a bit late releasing this one, so apologies for that. We're just going to release shows about once a month when we can as schedules are a bit of a bitch. Speaking of bitches, this Seagal movie is trash. We honestly didn't even get through it because our lives were more important. Lots of laughs, lots of talking about shit other than what's happening in the movie because, for real, very little happens in this film (and it's a stretch to call it a "film"). Next up is a fun one just...
2024-09-231h 23
You Have Offended This PodcastThe CrowWhen someone dies tragically, sometimes they get to come back to avenge the wrongs done to them, guided by a crow. This is the 1994 story of Eric Draven (yeah, a little heavy-handed, we know) and his fiancée Shelley who were murdered by thugs on Halloween. Ok, but can you imagine this as a musical starring Michael Jackson? No? Us neither. Check out the pod for how we reacted to *that* little tidbit of trivia.Think about subscribing to our show! It really helps us out. We publish once a month around the 5t...
2024-08-061h 43
You Have Offended This PodcastFight ClubFirst off, we shouldn't be talking about this movie. Secondly, for real, we *shouldn't* be talking about this movie. Both Chad and I love this film and were super excited to talk through it on the podcast - we hope you're as excited to go in-depth as us.If you dig the show, consider subscribing! Or, you know, tell a friend!Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/you-have-offended-this-podcast-1. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2024-07-042h 16
You Have Offended This PodcastBlack DynamiteOk, so the audio is fixed. If you downloaded this podcast and Chad's audio was super low and it was annoying as fuck, that should be better now. Apologies all around. That said....This is the greatest spoof/tribute movie of all time.You can disagree, but you're wrong.Come along and laugh your fool ass off with Chad and me for a while as we break down this amazing film. You won't regret it - quite the contrary, you'll wonder why the actual fuck you didn't hang out with...
2024-06-061h 11
You Have Offended This PodcastPoint BreakIf you don't like this movie, we can't be friends.Still here? Ok, come along in to the world of Johnny Utah, former college high school football standout turned FBI agent going after bank robbers. Tremendous. As if that weren't enough, Patrick Swayze as Bodhi, surfer and leader of the Ex-Presidents? That enough to whet your whistle? No? Well then, let me toss fucking Gary Busey your way acting all Gary Busey on your ass.If you've never pointed a gun up into the air and fired whilst going, "auuuggghhhhhh!!", then this is...
2024-06-061h 31
You Have Offended This PodcastThe Pink Panther Strikes AgainAnother of the Partial Arts podcasts that we didn't release recently, so here you go! Enjoy over the weekend the antics of Peter Sellers as Inspector Clouseau, getting disguised, being attacked by his faithful manservant Kato, and admonishing an overly fretful woman for a "simple blemish" on the furniture.If you know these movies, you will enjoy us laughing along with it. Please consider subscribing and leaving us a review!Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/you-have-offended-this-podcast-1. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2024-06-061h 10
You Have Offended This PodcastFace/OffIf you listened to our last podcast, we mentioned that our next movie would be The Crow. Now, what we failed to mention is that The Crow is the next movie we're *recording* - but we already have several podcasts finished and in the queue. One of those that we finished a while back is this one: Face/Off. Not a martial arts movie (unless you count Gun Fu...and we most certainly do), but the cheese in this is so very tasty, we had to do it. I mean, Cage being Cage here is one of the most...
2024-06-062h 12
You Have Offended This PodcastAvenging ForceIn the Year of Our Chuck Norris, 1986, a little movie from the Cannon Group came out as what was supposed to be a sequel to a movie we did not that long ago - Invasion U.S.A. Chuck said no to the film so it was passed on to Cannon's main man, Michael Dudikoff who took up the mantle of Matt Hunter quite well, thank you very much.The movie wasn't a sequel anymore, it was a stand-alone movie (with a lead character who just happened to be named Matt Hunter...don't think about it...
2024-05-041h 52
You Have Offended This PodcastThe HuntedThis is the last of our older episodes to publish! It's all new ones from here on out - they'll go out once a month on the 5th of each month! This is 1995's The Hunted with Christopher Lambert on the run from damn ninjas! This is a fun flick that we had a blast going through again, so we hope you'll like reliving sword fights and arrows through the chest with us as you drive, workout, or walk!Also, hey! Maybe consider subscribing so you'll get us in your ears every month...
2024-04-191h 49
You Have Offended This PodcastNEW EPISODE Ninja 3: The Domination NEW EPISODEHey! Thanks for coming back for the new episodes! We're going to be releasing one new show per month now as we go forward to make sure we can keep up with the workload. We hope you enjoy the new stuff - basically same as the old podcast except no five parts, and we just might not stick to just martial arts movies. We'll likely lean heavily on them, but also hit action flicks and other stuff as our interest piques. If you have any favorites you'd like us to cover, leave us a review, hit...
2024-04-051h 34
You Have Offended This PodcastFearlessWe time traveled back to 2006 for this beauty of a movie starring Jet Li, Sun Li, and Shido Nakamura (with a cool appearance from Nathan Jones in there, too). Super fun movie that we got to chat about and we hope you enjoy your drive or workout!Oh, hey, if you could subscribe to the show, that'd be super fun for us! It helps us and gets THE ALGORTHIM to put us into more people's heads!Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/you-have-offended-this-podcast-1. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for...
2024-04-051h 55
You Have Offended This PodcastDouble ImpactI'm not sure if you've ever had the pleasure of viewing JCVD's movie, Double Impact, but man is it worth it. Van Damme as both Chad and Alex Wagner is awesome to the point of damn near changing my pants. THEN add Cory Everson in the mix? Come on, son.... You give me Geoffrey Lewis and toss Bolo Yeung in there, too? My cup runneth over, sir. IT RUNNETH!Come hang with us for a bit while we chat about this fab flick. You won't regret it. Also, hey, subscribe to the pod! It helps us...
2024-04-051h 47
You Have Offended This PodcastAmerican Kickboxer part 1Don't really know what do say about this one - I mean, who actually includes "1" in the title of your movie? Like, expectations much? There were (technically) two sequels, only one of which was an actual sequel, but that was the third one. Confused? Yeah, us too.We did have a lot of fun chatting through this flick, though. So have yourself a fun drive or workout and we'll see you on the other side with a few more re-releases before the new episodes start dropping once a month!Please consider subscribing if...
2024-03-281h 34
You Have Offended This PodcastThe Man with the Iron FistsWell, it was 2012 and the Mayans said the world was going to end, but there we were, watching RZA, Russell Crowe, and Lucy Liu kick all different types of ass in this fun flick! Come with us while we chat through and discuss the ins and outs of martial arts punchery!If you're able, please consider subscribing as it really helps us out, as does leaving reviews anywhere you'd like to carve your mark. You're awesome!Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/you-have-offended-this-podcast-1. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for...
2024-03-281h 37
You Have Offended This PodcastShowdown in Little TokyoDolph Lundgren and Brandon Lee do the kickin' and punchin' here with an assist from Tia Carrere and Cary Hiroyuki Tagawa (CHT). This is such a fun movie and we had a super fun time talking about it and all the house-exploding, dick-looking, sword-fighting glory that was happening. We hope you have a great workout or drive while you laugh along with us.If you can, please consider subscribing as it really help us get into more people's heads. Plus, it makes you awesome. Like, *more* awesome than you already are, which is a substantial amount...
2024-03-261h 35
You Have Offended This PodcastMortal Kombat 2021This had us so excited when we saw the trailer, it was actually a bit embarrassing. We're essentially 50 year old teenagers. But man, while the potential is there, it fell a bit short for us. We still had a blast going through the film, so enjoy our laughing and chatting (and, of course, swearing up a storm, like a couple East Coast fellas are wont to do), and have yourself a great workout or drive to work.Please consider subscribing because it really helps us with numbers and the all powerful algorithm and gets us in...
2024-03-262h 04
You Have Offended This PodcastTeenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1990The Heroes in a Half Shell show up to save all that is from Shredder - that's all you need to know about this fun classic! We have a great time talking about the Turtles and their world, so enjoy your workout or drive listening to the show!If you could subscribe and/or leave us a review on any platform you frequent, that'd be swell and we'd be forever grateful. You rule.Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/you-have-offended-this-podcast-1. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2024-03-241h 33
You Have Offended This PodcastBest of the Best 2In the year of our Galdalf, 1993, a little sequel movie came out that furthered a storyline we all came to know and love. That story was the tournament film, Best of the Best. Tommy overcoming his family strife to defeat the feared Tae Kwon Do master, Dae Han in the (oddly titled) World Karate Tournament. It is not as good as the first film. Do listen to our talk-through, however, as we have fun chatting and laughing about all the changes (warranted and not so much) to the storyline and, of course Ralf Moeller's rubber...
2024-03-211h 48
You Have Offended This PodcastThe KillerIt's hard to believe 1989 was 35 years ago. Damn...we's old. Aaaaaaaanyway, this movie still holds up and has all the John Woo-isms that we've come to know and love. Doves everywhere, endless ammunition in handguns, Mexican standoffs left and right...it's glorious. If you think so too, then this film review and talk through is for YOU.Consider subscribing to our podcast! It really helps us to get into more people's heads...literally. If you can leave us a 5-star review at iTunes or on Amazon or something (anywhere, actually, would be just dandy), that would...
2024-03-191h 41
You Have Offended This PodcastKung Fu HustleBoth Chad and I missed this one in 2004 when it came out in theatres because the marketing made it seem a little wacky. Boy, were we wrong. This is a *great* movie and if you haven't seen it for whatever reason, you really should give it a go. We had a really fun time talking through this movie and enjoyed it immensely. Enjoy your drive or workout and have a laugh with us and maybe, just maybe, even shed a little tear. We're secure. For real. It's safe here.Please consider subscribing as...
2024-03-191h 59
You Have Offended This PodcastWheels on MealsIn 1984, Jackie Chan, Sammo Hung, and Yuen Bao made a movie. Benny "The Jet" Urquidez is in it. If you haven't seen it, you must. That's really all we have to say on that topic. We liked this movie a lot, the fights are tremendous and the stunts are insane. You will for sure enjoy our talk through of this classic flick. Sammo jumps out of a damn fast driving van onto a dirt shoulder! And a van jumps an overpass and damn near crushes a dude! Jeeeeee zuz....Please consider subscribing once...
2024-03-191h 44
You Have Offended This PodcastChinese ConnectionWay back in 1972, Bruce Lee gave us Chinese Connection...and it was good. We still watch it to this very day. The story is fun, the fighting is pretty great, and Bruce in disguise is fantastic. Come hang with us for a bit and enjoy our chat-through of this classic!If you could consider subscribing and/or leaving us a glowing review at iTunes or Amazon, that'd be dope.You're fab!Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/you-have-offended-this-podcast-1. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2024-03-071h 59
You Have Offended This PodcastUniversal SoldierJean-Claude Goddamn and Dolph Lundgren star as cyborg soldiers who remember their old lives in this sci-fi thriller. Such a fun flick to watch again - so if you're so inclined, throw this in the old player, tune us up, and watch it with us! You won't be disappointed!If you can leave us a review at iTunes or Amazon, that'd be dope. Also, please consider subscribing as that really helps us get into the ears of new folks who might like the show. Keep up that, "being awesome" thing!Support...
2024-03-061h 53
You Have Offended This PodcastOnly the StrongMark Dacascos stars in this movie that capitalized on the capoeira craze that swept the nation in the early 90's (I may have made that "craze" up in my mind). This was 1993 and teenagers everywhere were jengaing and attempting to flip-kick each other around the steamy underbellies of major cities all over North America. Only the Strong was an attempt to get those teens' money.We had a fun time chatting about this film while we watched it. Check out the pod and if you can, please subscribe and leave us a review at iTunes or...
2024-03-061h 43
You Have Offended This PodcastJiu JitsuGood hot Lord. This movie. We had high expectations when the trailer came out, but, sadly, the movie did not deliver in the manner we had hoped. It was still a really fun talk through, however, especially the alteration of the plot to how WE thought it should be. Please enjoy this show and consider subscribing and/or leaving us a review wherever you check your podcasts out. You continue to be awesome.Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/you-have-offended-this-podcast-1. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2024-03-061h 40
You Have Offended This PodcastRumble in the BronxNext up on our re-posting of episodes before new drops is Jackie Chan's sort of introduction to North American audiences, Rumble in the Bronx. This movie is essentially a live-action cartoon with stunts that will melt your brain trying to figure out how Chan is still alive. Then you go back and watch some older movies of his and you'll never stop wondering. He's been defying death for a long long long time.Very soon we will release our new episode of Ninja 3: The Domination - look forward to that in very near future and, as...
2024-03-011h 46
You Have Offended This PodcastIp ManFictionalized version of the life of Ip Man, teacher of Bruce Lee. Donnie Yen is fantastic as the title character leading this film through tons of great fight scenes. It's 2008 so quality is good, and we really enjoyed doing this talk through.New episodes are almost ready to drop - we'll keep you posted and the first new one will be.....Ninja 3: The Domination!Coming very soon to a podcast feed near you! (and by "near you" we mean this feed...don't go anywhere else)You rule!
2024-03-011h 50
You Have Offended This PodcastMerantauThis 2009 film takes us again into the world of Silat and Indonesia, this time hero Yuda has to use his "Merantau" or coming of age trip away from his village, to help Astri, a young girl trying to stay away from a human trafficking situation. We talk through this movie with laughs and enjoy both the martial arts and the creative use of a relatively low budget to great effect. Come on along for the ride and enjoy your commute or workout!Also, if you could subscribe and/or leave us a stellar...
2024-02-291h 50
You Have Offended This PodcastMaximum Conviction"Does this episode contain explicit language?" hahahahahahahahahaha! This episode is essentially ALL explicit language. Steven Seagal just brings it out in us. The froth of disinterest just gushes forth, drowning all that go before it.We like Stone Cold Steve, but Seagal is almost quite literally the worst. We can forgive bad movies, we can't forgive abject laziness, stupidity, and disrespect for the audience. If we may...fuck Steven Seagal.But hey! If you like our show and our talk throughs, maybe subscribe and leave us a bitchin' review! Support this...
2024-02-121h 47
You Have Offended This PodcastFive Deadly VenomsIt's 1978, so don your bell bottoms and get groovy, baby, because we're into the old school Shaw Brothers and the Five Deadly Venoms! Good times were had by all here so come and enjoy the talk through on your drive or treadmill, or whatever you like!If you can subscribe and leave us a five-star (deadly) review, that'd be the dopest thing all day.Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/you-have-offended-this-podcast-1. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2024-02-121h 44
You Have Offended This PodcastMaster of the Flying GuillotineClassic? Sure. Insane? Absolutely. We talk about this incredible film and see what it's all about, so come along for the ride! It's 1976 so wear your bell-bottoms and a bunch of cologne, maybe some chains, and for damn sure grow your bush out to the max. You're awesome for listening to our show. If you could leave us a review wherever you get your podcasts and subscribe, that would just make us all tingly in the special parts.Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/you-have-offended-this-podcast-1. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com...
2024-02-091h 33
You Have Offended This PodcastAmerican Ninja 2: The ConfrontationMichael Dudikoff and Steve James are back to continue the reign of ninja cheese! Come hang with us while we talk through the goings on and transpirings of ninjas in a tropical locale!We appreciate you listening and if you could do us a solid and subscribe, that'd be dope. Reviews also help and we love them five stars!Thanks. You rule.Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/you-have-offended-this-podcast-1. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2024-02-091h 29
You Have Offended This PodcastPredatorWe lost a great one recently in Carl Weathers. From Apollo Creed, to Dillon in this film, to the incredibly hilarious turn as Chubbs Peterson in Happy Gilmore, and so many more roles, Weathers had a tremendous career and we wanted to add to Rocky that we just uploaded. So in that vein, here we present our talk though of the perfect action movie, Predator. Please consider subscribing and if you can, leave us a review wherever you get your podcasts.Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/you-have-offended-this-podcast-1. Hosted on Acast...
2024-02-052h 03
You Have Offended This PodcastRockyI mean, what's there to say about Rocky other than that it's a classic that needs to be discussed. It's boxing, it's Stallone, it's Talia Shire, and everything about it is great. Hang out for a bit and enjoy the chat.If you could consider leaving us a 5-star review and maybe subscribe, it'd mean the world to us. Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/you-have-offended-this-podcast-1. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2024-02-012h 10
You Have Offended This PodcastMortal Kombat 1995This movie rules. The soundtrack alone will make you want to punch everything within a six foot radius of you. Shang Tsung is just *chewing* scenery here and it's glorious. You know you want to check back to 1995 and relive all the "GET OVER HERE'S" you can get, so come on!Hey, leave us a great review and subscribe to the podcast!Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/you-have-offended-this-podcast-1. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2024-02-011h 49
You Have Offended This PodcastBloodsportOh, JCVD, you with your bikini briefs, doing the splits between chairs, wooing journalists with your laissez faire attitude towards death matches...it's almost too much. And yet, here we are, looking wistfully back at 1988 to talk through this tremendous film based on what seem to be an avalanche of lies. But damn, is it entertaining.Come join us! Also, leave us a 5-star review and subscribe to the pod!Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/you-have-offended-this-podcast-1. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2024-02-011h 32
You Have Offended This PodcastGymkataThis movie. This movie, right here, is crazy. Like, legit, crazy with actual crazy people in it. You have to listen to the podcast to get the entire story, but it's worth it. Also, mixing martial arts with gymnastics, Tadashi Yamashita (aka Black Star Ninja), and classic Richard Norton together with a Mel Brooks-lookin' fella who leads a nation of insane people who basically kill anyone who visits makes for a hell of a talk. Have a laugh, enjoy your day, and please remember to subscribe and leave us a five-star review! It really helps!
2024-01-291h 45
You Have Offended This PodcastThe Perfect WeaponIs he perfect? Well, we're gonna talk about it in this podcast and get to the damn bottom of it. Come along for the chat as we discuss Jeff Speakman, Toru Tanaka, and various other aspects of this movie. Laughs abound and the swears are flying - you'll laugh out loud on your drive to work!Thanks for listening and remember to subscribe and leave us a five-star review wherever you get your podcasts!Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/you-have-offended-this-podcast-1. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2024-01-291h 51
You Have Offended This PodcastThe Karate KidOne of the classics of modern martial arts movies, The Karate Kid put Ralph Macchio and Pat Morita on the map. Add Elizabeth Shue in there and toss mean ol' Johnny on top of the pile with his skeleton-clad crew, and you've got yourself a good ol' time. Come enjoy our chat through this memory lane movie - we might even get a little emotional. You never know....Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/you-have-offended-this-podcast-1. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2024-01-291h 54
You Have Offended This PodcastThe Raid 2More from the insane world of Iku Uwais and The Raid. More violence, more crazy fights, and one scene that will live with me forever. Camera work that will almost literally melt your brain. That is this movie. Innovative and stylish, brutal and genre stretching, we loved this film and hope you enjoy our talk through.Hey, please leave us a 5-star review anywhere podcasts live! If you can subscribe, that'll help as well and give us the motivation to remember to put these up on a more regular basis!You're the best...
2024-01-242h 39
You Have Offended This PodcastThe RaidHoly crap this movie is crazy. The violence is amazing, the fight choreography is stunning, and the "HOLY SHIT!!!" moments are off the damn charts. Come with us as we try to keep this out of our darkest dreams.Hey, thanks for listening - if you have a sec, please leave us a 5-star review and subscribe so we can get more traction in the All Powerful Algorithm!You rule.Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/you-have-offended-this-podcast-1. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2024-01-241h 23
You Have Offended This PodcastThe Last DragonLeroy Green is a master...or is he? When he encounters a pop star with problem in the industry, he has to deal with hired muscle in the form of Sho-Nuff - the Shogun of Harlem! Now his confidence is waning, but can he get it back? Will he have to learn the art of Fighting Without Fighting? All will be revealed in due time, friends! In due time....Please consider subscribing and, if you can, leaving us a review at iTunes, Google Podcasts, or wherever. It'd mean a lot. You're great.
2024-01-031h 20
You Have Offended This PodcastThe OctogonAll Chuck Norris, all the time. Richard Norton throwing down as the Ninja. It's all here and it's all spectacular as we talk our way through this classic of martial arts cinema! Please consider leaving us a review anywhere reviews are left. Also, please subscribe to our show if it's something you dig! Thanks and keep up that "being awesome" thing.Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/you-have-offended-this-podcast-1. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2024-01-031h 50
You Have Offended This PodcastOut for JusticeThis is Seagal's fourth movie and it has the great William Forsythe in it. Forsythe is from Brooklyn. Seagal told William fucking Forsythe during the filming of this movie that he should, "work on your Brooklyn accent." Incredible. Please consider leaving us a review somewhere. And subscribe. That'd be dope. Much like you.Lastly, fuck Steven Seagal.Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/you-have-offended-this-podcast-1. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2024-01-031h 25
You Have Offended This PodcastUnleashedJet Li, Bob Hoskins, and Morgan damn-Freeman star in this oddly interesting fight flick. Come along while we laugh our asses off chatting our way through Danny beating the living snot out of quite literally nearly everyone he meets! Please consider leaving us a review anywhere that takes reviews (iTunes, Stitcher, Google Podcasts, local meetups, a bathroom wall, honestly, anywhere.Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/you-have-offended-this-podcast-1. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2024-01-031h 49
You Have Offended This PodcastFatal DeviationThe "Zero Budget" Trilogy is here! We're releasing Miami Connection, then New York Ninja, and finally, Fatal Deviation! Please enjoy these three gems over the holidays and we will likely throw some other episodes on the main feed as well so you can listen without all the parts being split apart. Have a great holiday season and we'll be releasing new episodes in the new year!Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/you-have-offended-this-podcast-1. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2023-12-211h 32
You Have Offended This PodcastNew York NinjaThe "Zero Budget" Trilogy is here! We're releasing Miami Connection, then New York Ninja, and finally, Fatal Deviation! Please enjoy these three gems over the holidays and we will likely throw some other episodes on the main feed as well so you can listen without all the parts being split apart. Have a great holiday season and we'll be releasing new episodes in the new year!Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/you-have-offended-this-podcast-1. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2023-12-211h 41
You Have Offended This PodcastMiami ConnectionThe "Zero Budget" Trilogy is here! We're releasing Miami Connection, then New York Ninja, and finally, Fatal Deviation! Please enjoy these three gems over the holidays and we will likely throw some other episodes on the main feed as well so you can listen without all the parts being split apart. Have a great holiday season and we'll be releasing new episodes in the new year!Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/you-have-offended-this-podcast-1. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2023-12-212h 07
You Have Offended This PodcastAmerican NinjaI'm in a great mood tonight so I'm releasing three of the Cannon Group's films! First is the classic Enter the Ninja which we had so much fun going through that it really shouldn't be allowed. Second is the follow up (although not a sequel), Revenge of the Ninja, which scared the shit out of both Chad and me in the 80's. Still a tremendously good time to watch AND you get Keith Vitali! Bonus! Last for this week is the classic of all classics, American Ninja with Michael Dudikoff and the great Steve James! So...
2023-09-181h 43
You Have Offended This PodcastRevenge of the NinjaI'm in a great mood tonight so I'm releasing three of the Cannon Group's films! First is the classic Enter the Ninja which we had so much fun going through that it really shouldn't be allowed. Second is the follow up (although not a sequel), Revenge of the Ninja, which scared the shit out of both Chad and me in the 80's. Still a tremendously good time to watch AND you get Keith Vitali! Bonus! Last for this week is the classic of all classics, American Ninja with Michael Dudikoff and the great Steve James! So...
2023-09-181h 52
You Have Offended This PodcastEnter the NinjaI'm in a great mood tonight so I'm releasing three of the Cannon Group's films! First is the classic Enter the Ninja which we had so much fun going through that it really shouldn't be allowed. Second is the follow up (although not a sequel), Revenge of the Ninja, which scared the shit out of both Chad and me in the 80's. Still a tremendously good time to watch AND you get Keith Vitali! Bonus! Last for this week is the classic of all classics, American Ninja with Michael Dudikoff and the great Steve James! So...
2023-09-182h 51
You Have Offended This PodcastBest of the BestAlright, so we're in the process of re-launching the podcast but in a more time-friendly way for Chad and me. We have already recorded a new episode but we're going to get several done and in the can before we start unleashing the new stuff - so, in the time being we're going to re-release some of the first ones that may not have gotten a listen the first time aaaaaand were going to re-release all the ones we broke up into parts as full episodes to make listening easier for you folks.If you've been...
2023-09-061h 24You Have Offended This PodcastSigning OffChad and I have gotten quite busy with other jobs and family and all the things that take away from a pleasurable side activity, so we have to take time away from out martial arts movie endeavor. We want to thank everyone who listened and shared our vulgar chats and they will remain available to listen to for as long as the internet will have us, but sadly no new episodes will be coming for the foreseeable future. There may come a day when we fire it back up or, perhaps start a new venture, but today is not...
2022-08-0501 minYou Have Offended This PodcastFUBAR! Podcast Will Be Late! Apologies All Around!Stupid 80s movie critters messing with our output. Fucked up Chad's audio so badly we can't use it and it's unuseable. So...boo. We shall re-record the episode because the movie was great and we enjoyed it, but it will take time to the pod will come out late this week if we can schedule it. If not, we'll just have to skip this week and get it out for next week. Apologies for the delay. We hope you're continuing to be awesome.Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/you-have-offended-this-podcast-1. Hosted on Acast. See...
2022-06-0601 min
You Have Offended This PodcastSicky McSickerstonChad's sick, y'all, and that means that episode 3 of our Rush Hour podcast is delayed by a bit until he's back at the keyboard like a drunken Shakespearean monkey. Shouldn't be too long, that guy bounces back like a damn superball. In the meantime, hey, go check out our patreon! Tell all your gym buddies to subscribe and leave us a five star review! You know, keep being as cool as you are right now by reading this! Here's our deets:www.patreon.com/youhaveoffendedthispodcastTwitter & TikTok: @YHOTPYouTube, FB and...
2022-05-1101 minYou Have Offended This PodcastRush Hour Part TwoRush Hour Movie Podcast ReviewMike and Chad continue their coverage of Rush Hour Two! Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/you-have-offended-this-podcast-1. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2022-05-1022 min
You Have Offended This PodcastThe Five Deadly Venoms p5This week the have an in-depth chat about The Five Deadly Venoms! Who are they? Are they all good? What if they're not? Who will stop them? So many questions and so many answers in this five-part podcast about this classic movie. Join Mike & Chad for laughs and insight, and maybe a story about when Chad stabbed his brother in the face with a broom.Check us out at www.patreon.com/youhaveoffendedthispodcast to support the show!Social Media Deets!Twitter & TikTok - @YHOTPYouTube, IG, and FB...
2022-05-0621 min
You Have Offended This PodcastThe Five Deadly Venoms p4This week the have an in-depth chat about The Five Deadly Venoms! Who are they? Are they all good? What if they're not? Who will stop them? So many questions and so many answers in this five-part podcast about this classic movie. Join Mike & Chad for laughs and insight, and maybe a story about when Chad stabbed his brother in the face with a broom.Check us out at www.patreon.com/youhaveoffendedthispodcast to support the show!Social Media Deets!Twitter & TikTok - @YHOTPYouTube, IG, and FB...
2022-05-0523 min
You Have Offended This PodcastThe Five Deadly Venoms p3This week the have an in-depth chat about The Five Deadly Venoms! Who are they? Are they all good? What if they're not? Who will stop them? So many questions and so many answers in this five-part podcast about this classic movie. Join Mike & Chad for laughs and insight, and maybe a story about when Chad stabbed his brother in the face with a broom.Check us out at www.patreon.com/youhaveoffendedthispodcast to support the show!Social Media Deets!Twitter & TikTok - @YHOTPYouTube, IG, and FB...
2022-05-0423 min
You Have Offended This PodcastThe Five Deadly Venoms p2This week the have an in-depth chat about The Five Deadly Venoms! Who are they? Are they all good? What if they're not? Who will stop them? So many questions and so many answers in this five-part podcast about this classic movie. Join Mike & Chad for laughs and insight, and maybe a story about when Chad stabbed his brother in the face with a broom.Check us out at www.patreon.com/youhaveoffendedthispodcast to support the show!Social Media Deets!Twitter & TikTok - @YHOTPYouTube, IG, and FB...
2022-05-0324 min
You Have Offended This PodcastThe Five Deadly Venoms p1This week the have an in-depth chat about The Five Deadly Venoms! Who are they? Are they all good? What if they're not? Who will stop them? So many questions and so many answers in this five-part podcast about this classic movie. Join Mike & Chad for laughs and insight, and maybe a story about when Chad stabbed his brother in the face with a broom.Check us out at www.patreon.com/youhaveoffendedthispodcast to support the show!Social Media Deets!Twitter & TikTok - @YHOTPYouTube, IG, and FB...
2022-05-0222 minYou Have Offended This PodcastUnleashed part FiveMike and Chad conclude their review of Unleashed and give their final thoughts!Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/you-have-offended-this-podcast-1. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2022-04-2924 minYou Have Offended This PodcastUnleashed Part FourDanny is fighting back against his owner! Mike and Chad discuss UNLEASHED!Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/you-have-offended-this-podcast-1. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2022-04-2825 minYou Have Offended This PodcastUnleashed Part ThreeMike and Chad continue their review of Unleashed!Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/you-have-offended-this-podcast-1. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2022-04-2724 minYou Have Offended This PodcastMillionaires Express Part 04 of 05Mike and Chad cover part four of Millionaire's Express! Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/you-have-offended-this-podcast-1. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2022-03-3118 minYou Have Offended This PodcastThe Millionaire's Express Part One of Five Mike and Chad tackle the classic film from the 1980s, the Millionaire's Express! Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/you-have-offended-this-podcast-1. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2022-03-2820 minYou Have Offended This PodcastThe Pink Panther Strikes Again Part 4 of 5Mike and Chad review the classic comedy The Pink Panther Strikes Again!Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/you-have-offended-this-podcast-1. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2022-03-2417 minYou Have Offended This PodcastThe Pink Panther Strikes Again Part 3 of 5Mike and Chad review The Pink PantherSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/you-have-offended-this-podcast-1. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2022-03-2314 minYou Have Offended This PodcastThe Pink Panther Strikes Again Part 2 of 5Mike and Chad Discuss The Pink PantherSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/you-have-offended-this-podcast-1. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2022-03-2214 minYou Have Offended This PodcastPredator - Part 5 of 5Predator - You Have Offended This PodcastMike and Chad review the 1987 classic Predator.Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/you-have-offended-this-podcast-1. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2022-03-1830 minYou Have Offended This PodcastPredator - Part 4 of 5Predator - You Have Offended This PodcastMike and Chad review the 1987 classic Predator.Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/you-have-offended-this-podcast-1. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2022-03-1732 minYou Have Offended This PodcastPredator - Part 3 of 5Predator - You Have Offended This PodcastMike and Chad review the 1987 classic Predator.Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/you-have-offended-this-podcast-1. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2022-03-1622 minYou Have Offended This PodcastPredator - Part 2 of 5Predator - You Have Offended This PodcastMike and Chad review the 1987 classic Predator.Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/you-have-offended-this-podcast-1. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2022-03-1522 minYou Have Offended This PodcastPredatorPredator - You Have Offended This PodcastMike and Chad review the 1987 classic Predator.Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/you-have-offended-this-podcast-1. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2022-03-1425 minYou Have Offended This PodcastBest of The Best 2 Part 5 of 5Best of The Best 2 - Martial Arts Movie PodcastEric Roberts and Phillip Rhee return for the sequel to one of the best martial arts films of all time. Unfortunately, Mike and Chad were not as favourable with this film as they were with the original. Action packed and featuring German Bodybuilder Ralf fucking Moeller, this film falls just a bit short.Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/you-have-offended-this-podcast-1. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2022-03-1125 minYou Have Offended This PodcastBest of The Best 2 Part 4 of 5Best of The Best 2 - Martial Arts Movie PodcastEric Roberts and Phillip Rhee return for the sequel to one of the best martial arts films of all time. Unfortunately, Mike and Chad were not as favourable with this film as they were with the original. Action packed and featuring German Bodybuilder Ralf fucking Moeller, this film falls just a bit short.Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/you-have-offended-this-podcast-1. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2022-03-1026 minYou Have Offended This PodcastBest of The Best 2 Part 3 of 5Best of The Best 2 - Martial Arts Movie PodcastEric Roberts and Phillip Rhee return for the sequel to one of the best martial arts films of all time. Unfortunately, Mike and Chad were not as favourable with this film as they were with the original. Action packed and featuring German Bodybuilder Ralf fucking Moeller, this film falls just a bit short.Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/you-have-offended-this-podcast-1. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2022-03-0922 minYou Have Offended This PodcastBest of The Best 2 Part 2 of 5Best of The Best 2 - Martial Arts Movie PodcastEric Roberts and Phillip Rhee return for the sequel to one of the best martial arts films of all time. Unfortunately, Mike and Chad were not as favourable with this film as they were with the original. Action packed and featuring German Bodybuilder Ralf fucking Moeller, this film falls just a bit short.Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/you-have-offended-this-podcast-1. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2022-03-0822 minYou Have Offended This PodcastBest of The Best 2 Part 1 of 5Best of The Best 2 - Martial Arts Movie PodcastEric Roberts and Phillip Rhee return for the sequel to one of the best martial arts films of all time. Unfortunately, Mike and Chad were not as favourable with this film as they were with the original. Action packed and featuring German Bodybuilder Ralf fucking moeller, this film falls just a bit short.Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/you-have-offended-this-podcast-1. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2022-03-0722 min
You Have Offended This PodcastDouble Impact part 5Van Damme plays estranged twin brothers Alex and Chad, forced together after 25 years to avenge the murder of their parents along with former family security guard-turned father figure to Chad, Frank. There are punches, kicks, guns, heavy drinking, an artful-yet-still-gratuitous sex scene that takes place all in Alex's head. Enjoy our talk-through of Double Impact all week and please subscribe wherever you get your podcasts! Head on over to patreon.com/youhaveoffendedthispodcast to become a supporter and get the full episode on Sunday, a day ahead of everyone else, and ad-free.Also, hit...
2022-02-2525 min
You Have Offended This PodcastDouble Impact part 4Van Damme plays estranged twin brothers Alex and Chad, forced together after 25 years to avenge the murder of their parents along with former family security guard-turned father figure to Chad, Frank. There are punches, kicks, guns, heavy drinking, an artful-yet-still-gratuitous sex scene that takes place all in Alex's head. Enjoy our talk-through of Double Impact all week and please subscribe wherever you get your podcasts! Head on over to patreon.com/youhaveoffendedthispodcast to become a supporter and get the full episode on Sunday, a day ahead of everyone else, and ad-free.Also, hit...
2022-02-2423 min
You Have Offended This PodcastDouble Impact part 3Van Damme plays estranged twin brothers Alex and Chad, forced together after 25 years to avenge the murder of their parents along with former family security guard-turned father figure to Chad, Frank. There are punches, kicks, guns, heavy drinking, an artful-yet-still-gratuitous sex scene that takes place all in Alex's head. Enjoy our talk-through of Double Impact all week and please subscribe wherever you get your podcasts! Head on over to patreon.com/youhaveoffendedthispodcast to become a supporter and get the full episode on Sunday, a day ahead of everyone else, and ad-free.Also, hit...
2022-02-2324 min
You Have Offended This PodcastDouble Impact part 2Van Damme plays estranged twin brothers Alex and Chad, forced together after 25 years to avenge the murder of their parents along with former family security guard-turned father figure to Chad, Frank. There are punches, kicks, guns, heavy drinking, an artful-yet-still-gratuitous sex scene that takes place all in Alex's head. Enjoy our talk-through of Double Impact all week and please subscribe wherever you get your podcasts! Head on over to patreon.com/youhaveoffendedthispodcast to become a supporter and get the full episode on Sunday, a day ahead of everyone else, and ad-free.Also, hit...
2022-02-2223 min
You Have Offended This PodcastDouble Impact part 1Van Damme plays estranged twin brothers Alex and Chad, forced together after 25 years to avenge the murder of their parents along with former family security guard-turned father figure to Chad, Frank. There are punches, kicks, guns, heavy drinking, an artful-yet-still-gratuitous sex scene that takes place all in Alex's head. Enjoy our talk-through of Double Impact all week and please subscribe wherever you get your podcasts! Head on over to patreon.com/youhaveoffendedthispodcast to become a supporter and get the full episode on Sunday, a day ahead of everyone else, and ad-free.Also, hit...
2022-02-2123 min
You Have Offended This PodcastNew York Ninja part 5 of 5New York Ninja is astonishing. The amount of comedy here is off the chain. Many many thanks to the Vinegar Syndrome crew for restoring this film and getting it out to the public. Seriously, find this movie, go see it. Buy it. Buy another copy for a friend. Do your part for the preservation of martial arts hilarity.Love,Chad and MikeAlso, go check patreon.com/youhaveoffendedthispodcast and become a patron! You get the whole podcast on Sunday, a day before everyone else gets access to the parts. It's a...
2021-12-2422 min
You Have Offended This PodcastNew York Ninja part 4 of 5New York Ninja is astonishing. The amount of comedy here is off the chain. Many many thanks to the Vinegar Syndrome crew for restoring this film and getting it out to the public. Seriously, find this movie, go see it. Buy it. Buy another copy for a friend. Do your part for the preservation of martial arts hilarity.Love,Chad and MikeAlso, go check patreon.com/youhaveoffendedthispodcast and become a patron! You get the whole podcast on Sunday, a day before everyone else gets access to the parts. It's a...
2021-12-2322 min
You Have Offended This PodcastNew York Ninja part 3 of 5New York Ninja is astonishing. The amount of comedy here is off the chain. Many many thanks to the Vinegar Syndrome crew for restoring this film and getting it out to the public. Seriously, find this movie, go see it. Buy it. Buy another copy for a friend. Do your part for the preservation of martial arts hilarity.Love,Chad and MikeAlso, go check patreon.com/youhaveoffendedthispodcast and become a patron! You get the whole podcast on Sunday, a day before everyone else gets access to the parts. It's a...
2021-12-2222 min
You Have Offended This PodcastNew York Ninja part 2 of 5New York Ninja is astonishing. The amount of comedy here is off the chain. Many many thanks to the Vinegar Syndrome crew for restoring this film and getting it out to the public. Seriously, find this movie, go see it. Buy it. Buy another copy for a friend. Do your part for the preservation of martial arts hilarity.Love,Chad and MikeAlso, go check patreon.com/youhaveoffendedthispodcast and become a patron! You get the whole podcast on Sunday, a day before everyone else gets access to the parts. It's a...
2021-12-2124 min
You Have Offended This PodcastNew York Ninja part 1 of 5New York Ninja is astonishing. The amount of comedy here is off the chain. Many many thanks to the Vinegar Syndrome crew for restoring this film and getting it out to the public. Seriously, find this movie, go see it. Buy it. Buy another copy for a friend. Do your part for the preservation of martial arts hilarity.Love,Chad and MikeAlso, go check patreon.com/youhaveoffendedthispodcast and become a patron! You get the whole podcast on Sunday, a day before everyone else gets access to the parts. It's a...
2021-12-2021 min
You Have Offended This PodcastYes, Madam part 5 of 5Michelle Yeoh is awesome in this movie and we see the debut of Cynthia Rothrock! Stunts that are off the CHAIN, son! Funny comedy and a couple of stellar villains cap this film off - truly one of the best Hong Kong action movies out there and the one that started the "girls with guns" trend! Check it out! Also, take a look at www.patreon.com/youhaveoffendedthispodcastto see which level of support best suits you! If you join, you'll get the fullpodcast on Sunday - a day ahead o...
2021-12-1025 min
You Have Offended This PodcastYes, Madam part 4 of 5Michelle Yeoh is awesome in this movie and we see the debut of Cynthia Rothrock! Stunts that are off the CHAIN, son! Funny comedy and a couple of stellar villains cap this film off - truly one of the best Hong Kong action movies out there and the one that started the "girls with guns" trend! Check it out! Also, take a look at www.patreon.com/youhaveoffendedthispodcastto see which level of support best suits you! If you join, you'll get the fullpodcast on Sunday - a day ahead o...
2021-12-0922 min
You Have Offended This PodcastYes, Madam part 3 of 5Michelle Yeoh is awesome in this movie and we see the debut of Cynthia Rothrock! Stunts that are off the CHAIN, son! Funny comedy and a couple of stellar villains cap this film off - truly one of the best Hong Kong action movies out there and the one that started the "girls with guns" trend! Check it out! Also, take a look at www.patreon.com/youhaveoffendedthispodcastto see which level of support best suits you! If you join, you'll get the fullpodcast on Sunday - a day ahead o...
2021-12-0824 min
You Have Offended This PodcastYes, Madam part 2 of 5Michelle Yeoh is awesome in this movie and we see the debut of Cynthia Rothrock! Stunts that are off the CHAIN, son! Funny comedy and a couple of stellar villains cap this film off - truly one of the best Hong Kong action movies out there and the one that started the "girls with guns" trend! Check it out!Also, take a look at www.patreon.com/youhaveoffendedthispodcast to see which level of support best suits you! If you join, you'll get the full podcast on Sunday - a day ahead of everyone else - and...
2021-12-0724 min
You Have Offended This PodcastYes, Madam part 1 of 5Michelle Yeoh is awesome in this movie and we see the debut of Cynthia Rothrock! Stunts that are off the CHAIN, son! Funny comedy and a couple of stellar villains cap this film off - truly one of the best Hong Kong action movies out there and the one that started the "girls with guns" trend! Check it out!Also, take a look at www.patreon.com/youhaveoffendedthispodcast to see which level of support best suits you! If you join, you'll get the full podcast on Sunday - a day ahead of everyone else - and...
2021-12-0623 min
You Have Offended This PodcastLady Snowblood part 2 of 5Lady Snowblood ReviewPart Two of FiveMike McCarron and Chad Lindsay review the classic tale of bloody revenge in the 1973 classic Lady Snowblood. Based on the manga series #LadySnowblood this film stares the wonderful Meiko Kaji as a child born of the netherworld hell-bent on revenge. Directed by Toshiya Fujita, Lady Snowblood is beautiful, bloody and has an unforgettable soundtrack. Check out our Lady Snowblood review which will be delivered in five parts from Monday through Friday. Our Partons get the full episode Sunday night.Yuki's family is...
2021-11-0223 min
You Have Offended This PodcastLady Snowblood part 1 of 5Lady Snowblood ReviewPart One of FiveMike McCarron and Chad Lindsay review the classic tale of bloody revenge in the 1973 classic Lady Snowblood. Based on the manga series #LadySnowblood this film stares the wonderful Meiko Kaji as a child born of the netherworld hell-bent on revenge. Directed by Toshiya Fujita, Lady Snowblood is beautiful, bloody and has an unforgettable soundtrack. Check out our Lady Snowblood review which will be delivered in five parts from Monday through Friday. Our Partons get the full episode Sunday night. Yuki's family is...
2021-11-0120 min
You Have Offended This PodcastShowdown in Little TokyoChad and I got the time to re-do the second half of Showdown and we put it together in one full, finger-chopping, hose-stuffing episode! If you have already listened to part 1 and just want to skip ahead to the new material, just head to 48:33 and you'll be right there.Thank you for your patience while we got this done and on Monday we will release the teaser episode of South Korea's Oldboy for everyone and the full show for our beloved patreons.If you would like to become a beloved patreon, head over to patreon...
2021-09-091h 35
You Have Offended This PodcastCode of SilenceOur first actual Chuck Norris movie was a tremendous amount of fun to go through! Chuck plays Det. Cusack who is a straight up, honorable fella in a squad of cops who just might not want to stray too far beyond that Thin Blue Line. This is a good one and we hope you enjoy and have a laugh with us!Sign up to support the media you enjoy at patreon.com/youhaveoffendedthispodcast or go to www.offendedpodcast.com and buy some merch to show your love and pitch in to help the show keep going!
2021-09-061h 46