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The NeatcastThe Neatcast Special - Feed Your Miniature Horse to a LionClick Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can.Ketchup SmoothieMinnesota alien murdersStart up AlchemyMystery CreatureReptilian in the press corpCheck Out Our Website!Join our Discord!Check out our Merch Store HERE!Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok!Follow us @neatcastpod on BlueskyFollow us @neatcastpod on Twitter!Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram!Follow us @theneatcast on Facebook!2025-08-1147 min
The Super Switch Club: A Nintendo PodcastS8E11 - EarthBound: Into Deep Darkness..."You're much stronger (whirrr) than our intelligence indicated... We were not (beep) prepared for that eventuality... The prophecy from the (click) Apple of Enlightenment may be true... but you must not (whirrr) underestimate us." - Starman DXOur journey through "EarthBound" continues! After a quick ride on Dungeon Man's Yellow Submarine from the deserts of Scaraba, we trudge through the swampy jungle of Deep Darkness where we encounter a monkey village, a shady business man taking advantage of the locals, and the return of Master Belch (now Master Barf). From there we find a cave of 'shy...2025-07-282h 06
Effin' CulturedFermented Fruit 43: Drive AngryMike from Neatcast joins us and gets nice and toasty with us while we review yet another Nicolas Cage Classic!Is Amber Heard temu Kristen Stewart?Is the Accountant the best!?Do you disrobe before a gun fight!? Come on in, and hear our drunk review of this absolutely insane film, and tell us whether you think it should be Rotten or like a fine wine... fermented!2025-07-081h 29The NeatcastThe Neatcast Special - ALL (mostly) SPOOK!Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can.Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can.It's a spooky special! Mike finally makes good on his word to carry one of these on his big, masculine shoulders. SHUT UP ZACK!The paranormal topic of the day is...eeeevil imaginary friends!Also there's news:A hiker is killed by a bear in the most humiliating way possibleBotflies cause a genuine horror show in a Honduras hospitalThieves tried to steal the...2025-07-071h 17The NeatcastNeatcast Sibling Special: Mike's Sister is Mean to HimClick Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can.Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can.Mike's sister Rachel joins the boys for a special episode about finding love...and being REALLY MEAN. Also we talk about some news:Like it or not, Spaceballs 2 is happening!How do you feel about filling HOT HOLES near YOU?These conspiracy theories are HARMLESS...or ARE THEY??Jer brings some weird/paranormal stuff too!Then...Rachel helps Mike find a wife. It goes...not...2025-06-231h 44
The Super Switch Club: A Nintendo PodcastS8E10 - EarthBound: Secret of the Scaraba Pyramid / Enter: Dungeon Man!"What's a dungeon? That is my eternal question." - Dungeon ManAfter a quick detour to the sewers of Fourside and a cave in Dalaam (see Episode 9: Magnet Hill and Pink Cloud), our young heroes bravely board a boat in Toto Port on a voyage toward the desert shores of Scaraba! En route, they run into... the Kraken(?!) and murder it with their psychic powers! While in Scaraba, Ness, Paula, Jeff, and Poo wander across the desert, fight some cute UFO's, unlock the riddle of the Sphinx with some dance moves, beat up some hieroglyphs in an...2025-06-182h 05
The Super Switch Club: A Nintendo PodcastS8E9 - EarthBound: Magnet Hill and the Pink Cloud Sanctuary..."Fuzzy Pickles!" - The Photographer from the SkyBefore sailing for Scaraba to fight the Kraken, our heroes must first take a random detour from Summers back to Fourside in order to... get a signed banana from Venus?! They then trudge through the sewers, get possessed by a trash can ghost, face off against the dreaded Plague Rat of Doom, feed a carrot key to some rabbit statues back in Dalaam, fight a pair of poisonous floating lips, an electrocuted guy, a nightmarish snake-man, and a pair of elemental deities in order to get to the mysterious...2025-05-191h 31
The Super Switch Club: A Nintendo PodcastS8E8 - EarthBound: Summers Vacation / The Prince of Dalaam"Prince Poo, I am the spirit of your ancient lineage..." - creepy giant floating headAfter returning to Threed from Fourside, our heroes take the Skyrunner back to Winters for a pit stop (where we fight a giant shroom) on the way to the resort town of Summers! Ness, Paula, and Jeff navigate around the tourist traps, splurge like they're on vacation, catch some rays on the beach, try some Kraken soup, get stalked by a creepy photographer, visit the Scaraba Cultural Museum, get lost in the Stoic Club, and eat some (psychedelic) "magic cake"! Meanwhile, in...2025-05-022h 21
The Super Switch Club: A Nintendo PodcastS8E7 - EarthBound: The Mystery of Moonside"If you stay here too long, you'll end up frying your brain...." - Random Drunk Guy?On the latest trip through "EarthBound", our heroes find themselves in a weird parallel dimension known as "Moonside" where they fight melting clocks, sentient gas pumps, 'abstract art', and a mysterious golden statue! We then go on one of the strangest / most tedious side quests in gaming history as we make our way through a labyrinth of monkeys for a trout-flavored-yogurt-machine that we then need in order to gain access to the top floor of the Monotoli Building, to save Paula... a...2025-04-071h 59The NeatcastThe Neatcast Special - Science Has Gone Too FarClick Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can.Get paid to watch Pet MoviesSlug Aliens are coming for EarthDavid Duchovny is looking into the X Files for realCharizard Cheeto is selling for big bucksOne Legged Jeans are the new trendPA Hunter saw BigfootScientists make a new rigid bananaWooly Mammoth Mice are now real and they're cyyyyuuuuttttteeeHow bad is your job aging youLight is now a super solid and...2025-03-171h 12
The Super Switch Club: A Nintendo PodcastS8E6 - EarthBound: The City of Fourside"Before I go, here's my last haiku poem - when on your way out, be sure that you say goodbye, then lock the door tight..." - Al EverdredWe pick up our ongoing "EarthBound" saga as Ness, Paula, and Jeff make their way into the city of Fourside! While there, they get buzzed at the cafe, wander around a dinosaur museum, see a concert (or two), get hit by a taxi, pick up some stinky socks at the bakery, get kicked out of a skyscraper, fight our way through a department store, and ...find a dead body...2025-03-141h 56
The Super Switch Club: A Nintendo PodcastSUPER MARIO BROS (1985) - 40th Anniversary! #MAR10Day"Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle!" - ToadIn celebration of MAR10 Day and the 40th Anniversary of Super Mario, we decided to take a break from our "EarthBound" season to play the original, the iconic, 1985's "Super Mario Bros" for the NES! Podcasters Featured: Zack Derby from Podcasters Assemble and the NeatCast Erik Slader from Epik Fails of History and Nerdeagram: An Enneagram PodcastElyse from Australia - now on Twitch! Douglas Gale from Season 2 of "What's Your Damage?"Johnny from The Rapper's CornerBen from Dragoon EffectTroytle PowerChris from Comic ZombiePete from Attack on Final Fantasy and the Passalong Pod!Mike from Mike's Unedited Let's Plays2025-03-102h 04
The NeatcastWild Reality - w/ ZackClick Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can.Well, it's finally here. A conversation with the Government Plant and resident Neatcast skeptic...Zack. We'll see how much he squirms when we hit him with the tough questions. And I swear if he says racoon ONE TIME...I'm gonna "nuh-uh" him into next week's episode.Just give it a listen, he may actually surprise you.Check Out Our Website!Join our Discord!Check out our Merch Store HERE!Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok!Follow us @neatcastpod...2025-03-061h 00The NeatcastNeatcast Special - Ft. Kory - Pepperoni Perfume, Incoming Asteroids, Lab Grown Meat, etc.Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can.Jer is dead. Well...not really. His entire house is sick and while they are in great peril, he skipped the podcast to play Monster Hunter or something. Anywho, we got Kory from TWIMB Podcast to talk some BS with us.Pepperoni PerfumeAsteroid is coming...and it's too late to deflectBuffy's Back BabyLab Grown Meat Food...for PetsBalloon Sexy TimeMike Would Eat ThisCheck Out...2025-02-171h 13
The Super Switch Club: A Nintendo PodcastS8E5 - EarthBound: Saturn Valley and Dusty Dunes Desert..."Drink coffee before go?" - Mr. Saturn
We pick up our "EarthBound" playthrough with Ness, Paula, and Jeff back in Threed! Our heroes fight through a horde of zombies and ghosts beneath a graveyard, discover the strange inhabitants of Saturn Valley (the Mr. Saturns), stand behind a waterfall for three minutes, defeat Master Belch with a jar of 'Fly Honey', drink some psychedelic coffee, backtrack to buy a cheap shack by the sea, get stuck in traffic on the way to Fourside, and get heat stroke while wandering around Dusty Dunes Desert!
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The Super Switch Club: A Nintendo PodcastS8E4 - EarthBound: Jeff's Adventures in Winters..."How about a donut? Well, I was only offering... I'd also like a donut right about now." - Dr. Andonuts
While Ness and Paula are busy being kidnapped by zombies in Threed, we're introduced to our third party member: a nerd named Jeff - in the snowy country of Winters! Jeff embarks on a quest through the wilderness after receiving a telepathic message from Paula - he escapes from his boarding school, makes friends with a monkey, hitches a ride on a dinosaur, discovers Stonehenge, and reunites with his long-lost father, Dr. Andonuts!
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The NeatcastNeatcast Christmas Special: Milk & Cookies 2024Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can.Well...it took WAY longer than I wanted, but here is Milk and Cookies...from 2024. Thank you to Kory and Leo for their patience. You are all welcome to forward your hate-mail directly to me. I'm used to it.I'll do better next year.Maybe.TheNeatcast.com2025-01-102h 09Effin' CulturedFermented Fruit 40: Home Alone 2 (1992)Bandits, and Birds, and Trump oh my! We get toasted with Mike from The Neatcast, and we review 1992's Christmas Classic; Home Alone 2.
Is this movie rotten, or like a fine wine... fermented?
Come on in, hear what we think, and get yourselves Effin Cultured!2024-12-051h 34
The Super Switch Club: A Nintendo PodcastS8E3 - EarthBound: Happy Happy Village and... Threed?!"Your existence is a problem for me and my religion. Defy me and I'll end your pitiful game!" - Mr. Carpainter
After erasing a pencil-shaped-statue, Ness fights his way through Peaceful Rest Valley, swarming with an onslaught of robots, UFO's, and walking trees, on his way to save Paula from a creepy cult leader in "Happy Happy Village". From there, Ness and Paula use their psychic powers to fight off some bears and moles to reach the Second Sanctuary Sound, before heading back to Twoson, and paying off some debt for a blues band called the Runaway...2024-12-022h 07
The World is My Burrito PodcastE28 Horrorview 2024 w/ Mike from The NeatcastMike and I discuss his 2024 horror viewings because I needed some QUALITY content.Send me a lil bite2024-11-191h 15
The Super Switch Club: A Nintendo PodcastS8E2 - EarthBound: From Giant Step to Twoson"Twoson-- we got this name because we weren't first."
We make our way through the cave to Giant Step, fight several slugs and bugs, face off against the Titanic Ant, and collect our first sound! We then fight the entire Onett police force, before heading to Twoson where we ride our bike, trip on some mushrooms, and find out that a young girl named Paula has been kidnapped by a cult?!
Podcasters Featured:
Zack Derby from Podcasters Assemble and the NeatCast (as the Narrator)
Erik Slader from Epik Fails of History and Nerdeagram: An Enneagram Podcast
Frost from the RPG Years
Brett from Skeleton House
Douglas Gal...2024-11-151h 37
The NeatcastThe Neatcast Halloween Special 2024Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can.Jer had a crazy weekend and couldn't make it but Mike and Zack are joined by Kory from the The World is My Burrito podcast, for the Annual ALL SPOOK bonus episode!Zack's SpookA few cryptids from Florida and one from Mikes neck of the woods, the Blue Ridge HowlerMike's SpookCreepy Evil ChildrenZack's Spook AgainGhost Video?Kory's Spook...2024-10-311h 14
The Super Switch Club: A Nintendo PodcastS8E1 - EARTHBOUND (SNES, 1994) - The Story Begins in Onett..."Three things are of the upmost importance: Wisdom, Courage and Friendship..." - Buzz-Buzz
In our very first (gameplay) episode of "EarthBound" (1994, SNES) - we name our characters (Ness, Paula, Jeff, and... Poo?!), change out of our pj's, investigate a meteor crash, beat up some runaway dogs with a baseball bat, make friends with an alien bee, learn about an ancient prophecy from 10 years in the future, explore a creepy dude's basement, have a run-in with a 5th dimensional photographer, eat a bunch of cookies and a burger that we found in a trash can, randomly gain psychic p...2024-10-262h 17
Petals of SupportEpisode 244 - A Turning Point Sleepover: Neatcast Spooky TimeFor the next 4 episodes, Mama D is joined by the hosts of the podcast The Neatcast. As expected, it was very different from normal episodes but that made it so very special! In the final Neatcast episode, we go FULL SPOOKY! Jeremy, Mike, and Zach share even more spooky real-life stories in honor of October! Ghosts, cryptids, sleep paralysis, and things that do go bump in the night.WARNING: There is a Language Warning on this episode.The Neatcast Series are episodes 241, 242, 243, and 244.The NeatcastPetals of Suppo...2024-10-1025 minPetals of SupportEpisode 242 - A Turning Point Sleepover: Finding The Bonds with MikeFor the next 4 episodes, Mama D is joined by the hosts of the podcast The Neatcast. As expected, it was very different from normal episodes but that made it so very special! In the second Neatcast episode, Mike shares how his life changed which is described best by the phrase "You Have to Learn To Cry". Mike talks about his childhood struggles of feeling like he was always anxious and unable to communicate with those around him. He knew he had things to say...funny things...but he was unable to find the confidence to let the world see...2024-10-0329 min
The Super Switch Club: A Nintendo PodcastS8E0 - EARTHBOUND (SNES, 1994) - The Player's Guide!"Can four average kids save the world from certain destruction at the hands of an evil, alien invader?"
To kick off our latest Super Nintendo season, we're diving into the instruction manual (player's guide?!) for 1994's "EarthBound" (aka "Mother 2") - an epic RPG starring Ness from the Super Smash Bros games!
Podcasters Featured:
Zack Derby from Podcasters Assemble and the NeatCast
Erik Slader from Epik Fails of History and Nerdeagram: An Enneagram Podcast
Frost from the RPG Years
Brett from Skeleton House
Douglas Gale from Season 2 of "What's Your Damage?"
Kaslo 25 on Twitch
Johnny from The Rapper's Corner
Ben from...2024-09-181h 23The NeatcastNeatcast Debate SpecialClick Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can.Mike got back from vacation and we DID record an episode...but he got sick so that episode will be delayed.Zack on the other hand, did what ever good hero would do and assembled and All Star Cast for a Neatcast Debate Special. Sit back, enjoy, and cringe at this all out, slightly inebriated...debauchery of an episode.Featuring:Chris from Against all OdditiesKory from The World Is My BurritoLeo from ...2024-09-0952 minEffin' CulturedFermented Fruit 37: Blind Fury (1990)Bobby and Griff are joined by Neatcast's Mike and Zack, as they get annihilated and review this 1990 action comedy starring Rutger Hauer as a blind sword fighting vigilante! You won't see this one coming! We know it's long... Neatcast is here, what did you expect!2024-08-061h 57
The Super Switch Club: A Nintendo PodcastS7E7 - STAR TROPICS - Chapter 8: The Final Battle!“Our planet no longer exists, but we'll not cry for the past..." - Princess Mica of Argonia
Wow, we've done it. At last, it's the long-awaited finale to our "Star Tropics" (NES) season! In this epic final chapter our intrepid hero, Mike Jones (armed with his trusty yo-yo), finally comes face to face with the sinister Zoda - the tyrannical leader of the "Evil Aliens" hellbent on destroying the last of the Argonians and conquering Earth! Will Mike be able to stop Zoda, retrieve the third Magic Cube, escape the alien ship, get the bananas out of hi...2024-06-301h 55
The Super Switch Club: A Nintendo PodcastS7E6 - STAR TROPICS - Chapter 7: Aliens, Cosmic Cubes, and Space Drugs?!“At last, you have arrived at the Spaceship... Find the 3 Magic Cubes!"
Ok, so it's not actually the finale, but we're almost there, promise! In Chapter 7 of our epic "Star Tropics" (NES) playthrough, Mike Jones randomly climbs aboard a mysterious spaceship, armed only with his trusty yo-yo, to battle the "evil aliens" (and legions of annoying robots) in his quest for the 3 Cosmic Cubes... or something. Oh, and he also decides to take some drugs when he finds a random pill on the floor labeled Vitamin-X!
Podcasters Featured:
Douglas Gale from Game Game Pass
Zack...2024-06-101h 26
You Didn't Ask For This92 | Gritty Ass GalagaIn this episode: What's the next great video game adaptation...from 80's arcade cabinets?What is the proper etiquette for "the driving wave?" We answer these questions only after receiving an answer to Mike from the Neatcast's train problem presented in episode 88 | It's Raining Libertarians. Then: Dr. Lindsey Barr joins us for a new installment of Lindsey's Correction Corner.Also: we're now on TikTok! See our faces today!Join our Patreon!$1/month Access to the YDAFT Discord $4/month Access to the YDAFT Discord 20% off all merch Access to ou...2024-06-061h 19Effin' CulturedFermented Fruit 36: Street Fighter (1994)The boys are joined by Mike from The Neatcast for this one. We get annihilated, and review the 1994 film, Street Fighter. Why are there no street fights? How good is Raul Julia? Do we... Do we hate JCVD? All these questions plus a whole lotta nonsense in this one! Come on in and get yourself Effin' Cultured!2024-05-281h 33
The Super Switch Club: A Nintendo PodcastS7E5 - STAR TROPICS - Chapter 6: Monsters, Mummies, and Moai, Oh My!“The story is complicated. Do you want me to repeat it?” - Dr. "Uncle Steve" Jones
It's the penultimate episode in our 'Star Tropics' saga, Chapter 6: "Reunion"! Mike Jones and Nav-Com (aka Rob the Robot) track Uncle Steve's signal across the Pacific Ocean, island hopping in their submarine from a village of the elderly to the corpse of Robinson Crusoe! On his way to rescue Dr. Jones from the "evil aliens", Mike eventually finds his way into (yet another) ancient underground cavern where he faces off against bats, snakes, booby traps, disco mummies, buddha statues, and... a gian...2024-05-241h 59
The Super Switch Club: A Nintendo PodcastS7E4 - STAR TROPICS - Chapters 4 and 5: Captain Bell's Confession?“Evil aliens from a distant planet... Tell Mike to dip my letter in water.” - Dr. Jones (paraphrased by Baboo)
On our latest episode in the 'Star Tropics' saga, we're covering Chapters 4 and 5: "Confession" and "Captain Bell"! We get trapped in the belly of a whale, uncover a secret code, go fishing, make friends with a parrot, decipher a janky music puzzle in the memorial of a local celebrity / cult leader, fight some pirate ghouls, hit some balls, run through some Indiana Jones style traps, sink a historic landmark, and sing the British National Anthem!
Podc...2024-04-262h 09The NeatcastNeatcast Short - Dad's Not HomeClick Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can.Check Out Our New Website!Join our Discord!Check out our Merch Store HERE!Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok!Follow us @neatcastpod on BlueskyFollow us @neatcastpod on Twitter!Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram!Follow us @theneatcast on Facebook!2024-04-2234 minYou Didn't Ask For This88 | It's Raining LibertariansOne of our nearest, dearest, and neatest podcast friends joins us for this episode: The Neatcast! Mike, Zack, and the spirit of Jer stop by to pepper us with some questions including: are beverages snacks? What are the best and worst replacements for rain? What quest would you assign to your best friend? Plus an actual math problem you can help us solve...if you so dare. Here is The Neatcast episode in which Mike details Zack's surprise stalking - er - visit.Join our Patreon!$1/month Access to the...2024-04-111h 21
The Super Switch Club: A Nintendo PodcastS7E3 - STAR TROPICS - Chapter 3: From Ghost Village to She-Cola (Part 2 of 2)"You want to enter She-Cola, don't you?" - A Mysterious Fortune Teller
In the second half of Star Tropics - Ch3 (Storm and Calm), after fighting a cave full of Flying Monkeys and... Shit Demons(?!) - Mike Jones continues his excruciatingly long 'side quest' to save Chief Mira-Cola's daughter (Bernadette?) by finding a hermit on a mountain - so that he can get his sub repaired and save his uncle, Dr. Jones! Along the way however, we encounter the fortress of She-Cola, a castle run by Amazon warriors? Mike enlists the help of a Fortune Teller, but...2024-03-311h 39
The Super Switch Club: A Nintendo PodcastS7E2 - STAR TROPICS - Chapter 3: Storm and Calm (Part 1 of 2)"Suddenly it gets dark and stormy on the ocean. The sea tosses Sub-C..."
In the first half of Star Tropics - Chapter 3: "Storm and Calm", we once again get sidetracked from our main quest when our submarine crashes in a storm! We then find out that in order to fix our sub to save our uncle from aliens, we first need to save a girl from a spell by finding a hermit or something? So we trudge through what might be the one of the most infuriating sections of the game... so far! We fight our way...2024-03-211h 03
The Super Switch Club: A Nintendo PodcastS7E1 - STAR TROPICS - Chapters 1/2: Dolphins and... Aliens?!"Don't despair, Mike! Under the Southern Cross, anything is possible..." - the Shaman of Coral-Cola
After dusting off our nostalgia for the NES with our instruction manual episode, we're finally ready to start our island-hopping adventure, on C-Island, with the plucky yo-yo-wielding baseballer from Seattle, Mike Jones in "Star Tropics"! It's sure to be a fun time, right...?
Podcasters Featured:
Erik Slader from Epik Fails of History and Nerdeagram: An Enneagram Podcast
Douglas Gale from Game Game Pass
Zack Derby from Podcasters Assemble and the NeatCast
Johnny from The Rapper's Corner
Ben from Dragoon Effect
Brett from Skeleton House
Bill from The RPG Years
Mike from Mike's Uned...2024-02-212h 15The NeatcastThe Neatcast Presidents Day Conspiracy SpecialClick Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can.Neatcast uploads are never late, nor are they early, they arrive precisely when they mean to.To celebrate Presidents Day, Mike treats us all to the famous Philly Cheesesteak Experiment. It surprising has little to do with the food. Something involving a ship, teleportation and lies...?Anywho...here is Mike weaving a tall tale of questionable content.The Dark Secret of the Philadelphia Experiment?Or...was it all a hoax?Join our Discord!...2024-02-1936 min
The Sleevie G ShowEpisode 59 - Valentines Special Neatcast PodcastEpisode 59 - I was lucky to have Zach and Jeremy from The Neatcast Podcast, only person was missing was Mike not sure were he was but listen to the episode totally funny and we are serious and joking around about Valentines Day and talking about Mike !!! Full of Laughs from start to finish lol !!!! IG - Neatcastpod Website - Theneatcast.buzzsprout.comYoutube - theneatcast522 X - Neatcastpod Facebook - The Neatcast2024-02-1549 minThe NeatcastNeatcast Is Better Than Effin Cultured - It's OfficialClick Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can.Check out DT HERE and get all his amazing contentGUESS WEIRDERDating Sunday and Mike's missed opportunityNew Bigfoot EviDANCE!Kid "beats" Tetris, if thats what you wanna call it!The Earth is flat, and we have definitive proofAaron Rodgers has some pretty COLORFUL theories about the Super Bowl Script. (I'll leave)Miami Aliens? It's factWHATCHA!We brainstorm an Effin Punishment! (Hooo Yea)2024-01-1556 min
F**k My Work LifeBonus: Happy New Year!Send us a textJay and Kay take a quick look back at 2023 and share some of their favorites from this Buzzfeed article: 73 Terrible Workplaces That Prove 2023 Was Not The Year Of "No One Wants To Work Anymore," But The Year Of "No One Wants To Work For YOU Anymore"Send your workplace stories to fmwlpod@gmail.com or call the Rant Line at 310-818-3273Pod Promo: The Moustachioed PodcastioSpecial thanks to:Dustin Holden: Dustin Can Read & Watch, The Rewatch RecapMama...2023-12-2848 min
The NeatcastNeatcast Christmas Special: Milk & Cookies 2023Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can.While Mike and Jer are good little boys enjoying their Christmas break, Zack is an overachiever who needs constant attention...so he found two guests to join him for a special Christmas Episode of the Neatcast.Guess What!?The Merry High Light The Santa Clause causes kids to call Sex LineEXTREME Christmas DisplayMost Hated Christmas CandiesEven Weirder2023-12-252h 18
The Neatcast12 Rants of Christmas - Twelfth Day of Ranting with Witches Talking TarotClick Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can.Amber and Maddie join the Neatcast boys for a SUPER SIZED Christmas Eve rant about the worst kinda people who are out here practicing magic. Wait we're done with the rants and it's only Christmas Eve? WTF WILL THEY DO TOMORROW? BEATS ME!Join our Discord!Check out our Merch Store HERE!Follow us @theneatcast on TikTokFollow us @neatcastpod on Twitter!Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram!Follow us @theneatcast on Facebook!2023-12-2454 min
The Neatcast12 Rants of Christmas - Eleventh Day of Ranting with Eric and Matt from You Didn't Ask For ThisClick Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can.The Neatcast guys and the You Didn't Ask For This guys join together to answer the question...How many white guys can you fit into one podcast?? A LOT IT TURNS OUT. Anyway, the YDAFT boys talk about their hatred for WHAM!, and Eric makes an embarrassing admission...Join our Discord!Check out our Merch Store HERE!Follow us @theneatcast on TikTokFollow us @neatcastpod on Twitter!Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram!Follow us @theneatcast on Facebook!2023-12-2328 min
The Neatcast12 Rants of Christmas - Sixth Day of Ranting with JeremyClick Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can.Jeremy is here from...the Neatcast! WOWZA our budget must be HUGE to book guests like this! Jer laments that Christmas Time wallet pain, and then shares the most traumatic memory he has while Mike and Zack laugh.Join our Discord!Check out our Merch Store HERE!Follow us @theneatcast on TikTokFollow us @neatcastpod on Twitter!Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram!Follow us @theneatcast on Facebook!2023-12-1318 min
The Neatcast12 Rants of Christmas - Fifth Day of Ranting with Mark aka Sports DaddyClick Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can.The prodigal Daddy returns! Mark, formally of the Neatcast, joins Mike, Jer and Zack to discuss why Elf on the Shelf is a cursed tradition!Join our Discord!Check out our Merch Store HERE!Follow us @theneatcast on TikTokFollow us @neatcastpod on Twitter!Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram!Follow us @theneatcast on Facebook!2023-12-1121 minEffin' CulturedThe Effin' Christmas Roast of Rankin Bass SantaBobby, Griff, and Rik are joined by Mike and Deuce from The Neatcast, The return of Eric D the Dairy King, Their friend Ken, and Eric Poch from You Didn't Ask For This to lay waste to all your favorite Rankin Bass Christmas Characters! You'll want to tune into this one, it's FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY!2023-12-031h 31
The Neatcast12 Rants of Christmas - First Day of Ranting with the AAO WizardsClick Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can.Tim, Nate, and Chris from Against All Oddities join your Neatcast hosts for our first day of ranting! Mike and Zack fight over who will be editing all of these audio tracks. Zack lost! Woooo, MERRY CHRISTMAS!Join our Discord!Check out our Merch Store HERE!Follow us @theneatcast on TikTokFollow us @neatcastpod on Twitter!Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram!Follow us @theneatca2023-12-0127 minThe NeatcastThe Neatcast Halloween Special 2023Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can.Mike, Jer, and Zack are joined by Amber and Maddie from the Witches Talking Tarot podcast, for a special ALL SPOOK bonus episode!Jeremy's SpookNorth Carolina's Top 10 Cryptids!Zack's SpookA whole host of cryptids tied together by a MYSTERIOUS THEME, followed by a personal horror storyMike's SpookThe haunted history of the Stanley Hotel!The Witches Talking Tarot SpookThe...2023-10-312h 01
Podcasters Assemble! (A Movie Podcast)MARS ATTACKS! (1996) - Disassembled"Ack! Ack! Ack!" - Martian Ambassador to the people of Earth
Erik Slader (Epik Fails of History) and Zack Derby (Effin' Cultured), are joined once again by Mike from The NeatCast (who was previously on for our Gremlins Christmas Special), to talk about the UFO Movie that you all voted for: Tim Burton's 1996 off-beat alien invasion comedy, "MARS ATTACKS!"
(Edited by Zack Derby, Intro / Outro by Dave Steele!)
Check out Erik's article on Historical UFO sightings here!
Read more about the July 26th UAP Congressional Hearing here and the UAP Disclosure Act of 2023 here!
2023-10-062h 03The NeatcastNeatcast News Short - Back to Normal Next WeekClick Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can.Science Sucking Is For the BirdsNew Nessie Photos!? Take that Zack!Wolf Man Caught On Camera Did An Investigator Snap A Photo Of An Alien By A River?Join our Discord!Check out our Merch Store HERE!Follow us @theneatcast on TikTokFollow us @neatcastpod on Twitter!Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram!Follow us @theneatcast on Facebook!2023-09-1122 minEffin' CulturedHiroBEEmaCraig's baby is here! Since he's on leave, Mike from Neatcast joins us this week!
Lot's of word play, and no remorse for some sad news this week, which includes:
Troubles with Rent
Freakin Bees
Sad Music News
Air BnBaseball
and an epic fight over a 4 wheeler!
Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
2023-09-051h 31The NeatcastNeatcast Summer Games 3 - Mike vs FMWLClick Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can.Our team has a lot of life happening so we're doing a run of Summer Games to hold y'all over!Check out FMWL here!Join our Discord!Check out our Merch Store HERE!Follow us @theneatcast on TikTokFollow us @neatcastpod on Twitter!Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram!Follow us @theneatcast on Facebook!2023-08-1435 minThe NeatcastNeatcast Summer Games 2 - Jer vs GriffClick Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can.Our team has a lot of life happening so we're doing a run of Summer Games to hold y'all over!Check out Griff here!Join our Discord!Check out our Merch Store HERE!Follow us @theneatcast on TikTokFollow us @neatcastpod on Twitter!Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram!Follow us @theneatcast on Facebook!2023-08-0731 minThe NeatcastNeatcast Summer Games 1 - Mike vs Kory from TWIMBClick Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can.Our team has a lot of life happening so we're doing a run of Summer Games to hold y'all over!Check out Kory here!Join our Discord!Check out our Merch Store HERE!Follow us @theneatcast on TikTokFollow us @neatcastpod on Twitter!Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram!Follow us @theneatcast on Facebook!2023-07-3132 minEffin' CulturedFermented Fruit 29: National TreasureHappy Birthday America! (and The Rik!)
Bobby, Griff, Dean, and Mike from the Neatcast, all have a little too much to drink, and review the 2004 Nic Cage blockbuster, National Treasure.
Does Cage bleed ink? WILL SEAN BEAN DIE... AGAIN!? Why would the captain be guarding THAT barrel?
All those questions and much more being answered here, including wether we think this movie should be rotten or not...
Come on in and get yourself Effin Cultured!2023-07-041h 34The NeatcastEpisode 123 - The Neatcast Effin PayoffClick Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can.There will be no show notes for this because...there's evil beyond this point. There's a lot going on this episode. Fantasy football is dumbJoin our Discord!Check out our Merch Store HERE!Follow us @theneatcast on TikTokFollow us @neatcastpod on Twitter!Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram!Follow us @theneatcast on Facebook!2023-07-031h 53The NeatcastNeatcast Halfisode - A Pouch Full Of NewsClick Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can.Guess What!?USDA Hates Child Happiness and looks to ban chocolate milk in schools. AI Lawnmowers are coming for dad's jobs!Miller Lite in the crosshairsStarbucks accused of going full "Bud Light"? We live in weird timesModel discovers who her biggest fan is...there's a twistMike does play by playEven Weirder...Philly has a new expensive ass burgerKobe man gets...2023-05-291h 02The NeatcastNeatcast Short - Zack and KoryClick Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can.Join our Discord!Follow us @theneatcast on TikTokFollow us @neatcastpod on Twitter!Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram!Follow us @theneatcast on Facebook!2023-05-0848 minThe NeatcastNeatcast w/ Effin' Cultured - Top Grossing Tours, and a Sasquatch Sanctuary CityClick Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can.Check out Effin' Cultured here, or wherever you find podcastsGuess What!?Harrison Ford Done With Indiana JonesChampagne of Beers be lyin' in EuropeRodgers to the JetsNetflix done with mail out DVD'sTop Grossing Tours Of All TimeEven Weirder...Boston's First SatanConSasquatch Sanctuary City AnnouncedSpace Restaurant AnnouncedBike tricks 2000ft in the...2023-05-011h 23The NeatcastNeatcast Short...ish - Fumbilly Bumbilly Stank-BootyClick Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can.Canadian Super PigsHistory of Corpse Eating Euthanasia CoasterAsteroid that could hit EarthHormones could help you sober up fasterXbox can toast your bread nowFlipping the bird is a God Given Right in Canada2023-03-2038 min
Podcasters Assemble! (A Movie Podcast)ALIEN (1979) - Podcasters DisassembledIn space, no one can hear you scream...
Zack and Erik are joined once again by Mike from The NeatCast (returning from our "Jaws" review) to talk about Ridley Scott's sci-fi horror masterpiece: "ALIEN" from 1979 - starring Sigourney Weaver as Ripley! (Be sure to also check out our Disassembled episodes on "Predator" and "Prey"!)
Next Up: James Cameron's "ALIENS" (1986)
Podcasters Featured:
Erik Slader from Epik Fails of History and 2 Young 4 This Trek
Zack Derby from Effin' Cultured
Mike from The NeatCast
Episode edited by Zack Derby, logo designed by Justin Ache...2023-03-061h 27
The NeatcastThe Neatcast New Year's Wrap UpClick Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can.New Year and unfortunately same us! We need a break so no full episode this week, but here's a short wrap up of this year's last funny, weird, and somewhat terrifying news. And also our New Year's resolutions! Zack is called The Milk Man now! He loves it!The news we talk about:Walls that fight back against pee!Monks find enlightenment...with meth!Florida Man attacks wife with Christmas tree...Escape an earthquake by hiding in...2023-01-0137 min
The Neatcast12 Rants of Christmas - Twelfth Day of Ranting with Mark!Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can.Mike, Zack, and Jer are joined by long departed Neatcast host Mark aka Sports Daddy! And Mark is seemingly here for the sole purpose of making Mike EXTREMELY A N G E R Y. When he's done, Jer and Zack round us off with a couple quick rants of their own! Okay, we're done. You may eat Christmas dinner now.It's Christmas Day! Why not buy the biggest goose in the market for one of these charities?Beacon for Change!Children's Auction!2022-12-2536 min
Podcasters Assemble! (A Movie Podcast)GREMLINS (1984) - A Podcasters Disassembled Christmas Special“Mom, they’ve hatched. Get out of the house!” - Billy Peltzer
For our second annual holiday special, Zack Derby and Erik Slader join up with Mike and Jer of the NeatCast podcast, to revisit the 1984 Christmas (horror) classic: "Gremlins"! (Check out our last Christmas Special on "Die Hard" here!)
Episode edited by Zack Derby, logo designed by Justin Ache - intro and outro performed by Dave Steele!
No Time for Love, Dr. Jones:
If you would like to be featured in our upcoming Indiana Jones season head over to: https://probably...2022-12-231h 21
The Neatcast12 Rants of Christmas - Seventh Day of Ranting with Chatsmash!Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can.After years of peace talks, Neatcast finally has a face to face to face meeting with the boys of Chatsmash! Those little British scamps rant about...everything. Seriously. There is nothing left for anyone to rant about and we have five days left. YOU CAN NEVER TRUST THE ENGLISH.Got some extra quid laying around? Why not donate to our favorite charities?Beacon for Change!Children's Auction!2022-12-1628 min
The NeatcastThe Neatcast's 12 Rants of Christmas - Third Day of Ranting with Your Neatcast Hosts!Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can.We ain't got no guests for this rant, so Zack and Jeremy listen to Mike rant about public restrooms, only to discover he is, in fact, history's greatest villain. WILL HE BE VISITED BY THE GHOSTS OF POOPMAS PAST, PRESENT, AND FUTURE? Only time will tell.It's Christmas, so why not donate to a charity?Beacon for Change!Children's Auction!2022-12-0716 minEffin' CulturedPuppy Muskets, Jesus & The Purge: Effin’ Game Night Part Deux!While Bobby and Rick are away, Griff's gonna play - some games! Griff, Craig, Mika, and Zack and Mike from Neatcast debate the winners of ridiculous fights to the death (and other challenges) in Superfight, Griff poses some trivia questions to the others to find out who's Brilliant or BS, and the gang discuss moral dilemmas immorally in Trial By Trolley! Come on in, and get Effin' Cultured!2022-11-291h 18The NeatcastThe Neatcast Thankgivmas Half-isode, FIXED Audio EditionClick Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can.I did an oopsie-poopsie and effed up the audio on my first edit of this, but this version is fixed now. You may have noticed if you listened already that Mike's voice track went out of sync with everyone else's in the first segment. Not anymore BUCKO. Anyway, here are the notes:GUESS WHAT?!Pop Tart Ginger Bread House Building ContestFiggy Pudding SpamCoors Light Nail PolishChris Hemsworth Taking A BreakShaq Thinks There's More Than...2022-11-281h 05The NeatcastNeatcast Short - The Suck Chuckin' NewsClick Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can.Guess WhatPikachu has had enough in IndianaPlanet Killer AsteroidSwearing is useful, study findsMiller Light Tree StandGoop is still wild, y'allAnd a sweet users manualEven Weirder...Bicycle HearseWe're gonna be deformed in the future guysPython Eats GrandmaPaintball WolvesLeeches as pets?Weird Mental Diseases2022-11-1452 minEffin' CulturedYou know it’s like… 80% urine, right?Mike from The Neatcast joins us in one of our funniest episodes in recent memory. We talk squirting champs, prayer clocks, Leslie Jordan, marshmallow planet, and we finish with the guys reading all of the scents and experiences from The Decent Candle company’s website. We were laughing so hard we cried!!! Come on down and get yourself Effin’ Cultured!2022-11-081h 26The NeatcastNeatcast Short - Secret of the GoozeClick Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can.Frozen Selvester StalloneWe follow through on the promise made weeks ago to taste test Pumpkin Spice Oreos. We also announce we are releasing on Mondays again!Beacon For Change DonateAbout Beacon For ChangeFollow us @theneatcast on TikTokFollow us @neatcastpod on Twitter!Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram!Follow us @theneatcast on Facebook!2022-09-0826 minThe NeatcastNeatcast News - Mike's on the Road AgainClick Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can.Have You HeardMan Steals Excavator and Spite DigsKim and Pete Broke UpKanye AnticsWeird Hollywood AsksGetting WeirderNose Hair ExtensionsMan Tastes Words and Has OpinionsNASA has a UFO Hunter TaskforceMany Diseases Might Be Cured By Genetically Altered PoopFrance Wants a Deposit to Climb Their MountainZombie Pigs (No, you read that correctly)2022-08-181h 00
Podcasters Assemble! (A Movie Podcast)Disassembled: JAWS (1975) - *Shark Week!*"You're gonna need a bigger boat..." - Martin Brody
For our inaugural Podcasters Disassembled Shark Week special, we decided to watch Steven Spielberg's 1975 blockbuster, "JAWS"! The first (and last?) great shark movie!
Podcasters Featured:
Erik Slader from Epik Fails of History and 2 Young 4 This Trek
Zack Derby from Effin' Cultured
Mike from The NeatCast
Chris Carroll from Comic Zombie
Episode edited by Zack Derby, logo designed by Justin Ache - intro and outro performed by Dave Steele!
Welcome to "Jurassic Podcast":
If you would like to be featured on an u...2022-07-261h 52Effin' CulturedPlease Break Me, Purple Daddy!Bobby, Griff, and Mike from The Neatcast are here this week and ready to entertain!
First Bobby gets a bit serious about fat jokes then we get light hearted and talk;
Violent Russian Chess Robots
Pink Sauce
Vince McMahon Retires
EVERYTHING MARVEL
and we finish it all off with the gayest marvel would you rather this side of podcasting!
Come on in and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
PS. Bobby forgot to plug his mic in, so the sound is just a little off...2022-07-261h 28The NeatcastNeatcast News - Ice-cream and Bigfoot MurderClick Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can.Thanks for listening, like subscribe, insert trite phrase here, if you like our hijinks. These Chinese Ice-cream Treats Don't Melt...EverYou Missed Your Chance To Eat The RichRussian Mom Sells Son For Nose JobUndercover "Gathers Evidence" Eight Times In Massage ParlorsWas This News Anchor Drunk?Bigfoot Murder MysteryGreat DebateWe Are Headed To Micro- Subscription Hell With BMW's Heated Seat SubBeacon For Change D...2022-07-2133 min
F**k My Work LifeAfternoon Break with The NeatcastSend us a textWelcome to the F**k My Work Life's Afternoon Break series. Short little snippets to take your mind off of your workday. In this episode, our special guests are Mike and Jeremy from The Neatcast! Hear about the strange behaviors they encounter in their co-workers & customers! Check out their pod: The NeatcastWE HAVE MERCH!Send your workplace stories to fmwlpod@gmail.com or leave a voicemail on the Rant Line: 310-818-3273Shoutout to Patreon members:D.M.Ken & Maria B.2022-07-1326 minThe NeatcastNeatcast News Short - Elephants Never ForgiveClick Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can.Man Swallowed By WhalePhantom Mask SyndromeGieco Pays Big For HPVChina Detects Aliens?Elephants Really Don't Forget...or FORGIVEBeacon For Change DonateAbout Beacon For ChangeFollow us @theneatcast on TikTokFollow us @neatcastpod on Twitter!Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram!Follow us @theneatcast on Facebook!2022-06-2218 min
The Neatcast87 - Effin' Neatcast - Alien Boyfriends, Highest Paid Athletes, and Tommy KnockersClick Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can.Mark's off for work so the boys talk Banks cucking scammers to alien boyfriends in Have You Heard. The talk high paid athletes and Kabaddi in Off the Bench. They learn about the origins of the Tommy Knockers in Beyond the Pale. Lastly, the random word sermon game is back! Thank you to Bobby and Griff from Effin Cultured for joining us this week! You can find their show here! Effin CulturedBeacon For Change Donate2022-05-302h 01
Effin' CulturedJOI to the World: Cockne editionBobby, Griff, and the Rik invited Mike from Neatcast on this episode, because 3 hours of Mike is what everyone needed this week!
We continue our celebration of national Maysturbation Month with a look at what states searched on pornhub more than others.
Then we talk : Eurovision, Fred Ward, Ironbound, Tom Brady, and capybaras! Lastly we play a family feud style game, learning all about the PornHub trends of 2021!
Come on in and get yourself Effin Cultured!2022-05-161h 37The NeatcastBest of The NeatcastClick Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can.A walk down memory lane! Or...you know, part of memory lane anyway. A very slim section of memory lane! Connect with us!@theneatcast on Facebook@neatcastpod on Twitter and Instagram@theneatcast on Tik TokDonate to Beacon for Change! https://www.beaconforchange.org/?fbclid=IwAR09UjWFFInxC9r06WPd2hxagFutmk4ZWPq7v6UZ2dzLpZiNu9wStoZYQIM2022-05-091h 12Effin' CulturedThe Eff My Effin' Neat Roast of Cap'n CrunchBobby, Griff and Rick are joined by Effin Cultured regulars Eric and Drew, The Neatcast hosts Mike and Zack, and Eff My Work Life's Jay and Kay to roast the most famous Cap'n of the cereal world! Join our dais as they rip into all the cereal mascots from our youth! No one is safe in this Roast! Have your tissues ready folks, tears of laughter will be had!2022-04-101h 19Effin' CulturedFermented Fruit 21: Harry & The HendersonsBobby and Griff are joined by The Neatcast's Jeremy and Mike! They get good a toasty, and review the 1987 family Sasquatch loving classic, Harry & The Hendersons. Does this movie really deserve to be rotten, or like a fine wine, is it fermented? Listen to us figure that out, and let us know if you agree!2022-03-011h 18
F**k My Work LifeBonus Episode: Season Two Bloopers & OuttakesSend us a textJay and Kay look back on all the bloopers, outtakes, mishaps, weird noises, and lost guest conversations from Season 2. Featuring:Jeremy, Mike, & Zack from The NeatcastMatt from Moral CombatBrian from Playlist WarsJosh & Adam from Munch My BensonMark & John from 100 Things We Learned From FilmAbby & Dean from That Fking ShowJosh & Amanda from Super Familiar With The Wilsons Kay's work bestie BSend your workplace stories to fmwlpod@gmail.com or leave a voicemail on the Rant Line: 310...2022-01-0529 min
Chatsmash#25 Gravity Grill The Whole Sorry Saga - Bonus Botox Butt Lift Episode!BONUS EPISODE! - As we are taking a small break from our regular shows we decided to drop a bonus episode until we return in early 2022! We have had several requests to block our space saga The Gravity Grill into one feature length show so here it is. All 6 episodes back to back so once again you can boldly go where no restaurant has gone before. We had great fun recording this story but it was a lot more work than we imagined so props going out to all those audio drama creators out there!
Please join us...2021-12-2857 minEffin' CulturedFermented Fruit 19: Ernest Saves ChristmasBobby, Griff, The Rik, and Mike (The Neatcast) all got together, got drunk, and reviewed Ernest Saves Christmas! There are two 10 minute chunks of them going way off the rails, which you can all unwrap as an early Christmas present from us! Should there be less Ernest? Is this the best movie Santa? Does being able to rapidly shake your eyes warrant screen time? Should this movie stay rotten, or has it fermented like a fine wine? Answers to all these questions, and more when you dive in and listen! Come on in, and get yourself Effin' Cultured!2021-12-191h 23Effin' CulturedDa' Fuqles is Knuckles?Bobby, Griff, Eric, and Neatcast's Mike are here and we are sorry... The cold open is far too long, off the rails, and funny to leave out, so you all get to see into how the magic is made. We play a round of Christmas would you rather, we talk the video game awards, we watch the new Sonic 2 trailer, and then we finish up with a Christmas Horror version of Pitch Bitch! If you are sensitive to jokes about Christmas or the meaning of christmas... maybe skip this one... You've been warned!2021-12-141h 15Effin' CulturedFermented Fruit 18: Jingle All The WayDID HE GET THE DOLL!? Join Bobby, Griff, Rick, and Neatcast's Mike as we get tipsy and review the 1996 Christmas movie, Jingle All The Way. Listen as we follow an all out war between AHHnold and Sinbad. We simp over Phil Hartman, talk about mini me and Big Show being Santas, and bring up Anakin Skywalker's acting ability. Will the boys think this movie is properly rated as rotten like Booster, or has it fermented like Turboman? Give us a listen to find out! Also, a bonus 7 minutes of nonsense at the end of the episode... Lay Yer Bottle...2021-11-291h 29