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The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationA Special D&D Tea Time: Year 2Hey y'all!I can't believe I'm saying this but it's been 2 years since we started this campaign!2 years of learning how to play, learning how to run and manage a campaign; 2 years of ridiculous goose shenanigans and frozen fish; 2 years of communing with the divine and getting sent to Hell; 2 years of listening to us get all flustered about what to say (mostly me) and getting laughed at by the peanut gallery.2 years of adventures and memories and Sir Goosington championing this campaign, and I wouldn't change it for the world....
2024-09-261h 07
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationWe're Tired Ok...Hey y'all!This week's episode is one where Misty and I needed to numb our brains after both having just exhausting days. And instead of leaving you lovely listeners bereft of an episode, we decided to give you a glimpse into what two exhausted millennials talk about when they need to recharge their flesh prisons.
2024-09-1358 min
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationMandela Effects: TSNSGen StyleHey y'all!We are taking a trip down memory lane, and checking to see if our timelines are the same or not.Mandela Effects are real and we need you to understand this.There are so many things that we remember differently from yesteryears, but omg is it insane that SO much is not how we remember.Misty and I believe we are not from this current timeline/reality. Are you?
2024-09-061h 14
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationMisty's Birthday!Hey y'all!It's your favorite podcast host's birthday!That's right, today we celebrate Misty's birthday with whatever she wants to do, and she decided she wanted a Harry Potter Trivia challenge!There's no other person I would want to do this weekly routine of recording for a podcast than this beautiful human.Join us as I ask Misty all the questions we could find about Harry Potter lore and listen to Misty knock this trivia out of the park. With how much canon and fan-fiction knowledge she has about the Wizarding...
2024-08-021h 05
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationBad Description Only: Disney TriviaHey y'all!Yes, we are back with more trivia, but with a twist.Join us as both Misty and I try to guess the Disney film based on the worst description you can think of. While Misty thinks we didn't do a horrible job, I on the other hand, feel like I have failed miserably as the Disney person in this group.I will also say that some of these descriptions could work for multiple films as you will hear me argue in this episode.Do you think you'd...
2024-07-181h 01
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationGuess That Animal: Disney EditionHey y'all!Welcome back to more Jungle June! Today's episode is all about animals - duh - but specifically Disney animals.Misty tests my knowledge yet again with Disney trivia and to see how well I know my Disney animals. I will admit, while I did pretty well, I did forget the names of some very important furry friends (I'm sorry Erin), and I will never live that down. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride!
2024-06-2046 min
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationZoboomafooHey y'all!Welcome to Jungle June 2024!We're starting off this month with some Zoboomafoo! Misty grew up watching this show and I...didn't. Once we found out that Misty had seen something that I hadn't well, we just had to watch it and talk about it!I'm surprised I never watched this show considering how much I enjoyed informative shows like this, and the fact that it has to do with animals and I listened to every word Steve Irwin had to say. It would explain a lot about my approach to animals...
2024-06-0619 min
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationRed vs BlueHey y'all!As promised, here is 2 of 2, we bring you Red vs. Blue!This series was created by Rooster Teeth and while I (Ani) have not seen all of these episodes, I appreciate the humor. I appreciate it so much that the whole "Puma" scene has also lived rent free in my head since 2003. For thos of you familiar with the video game Halo, you will recognize a lot of the jokes in this show. I, on the other hand, despised that video game because I would always get shot down as soon...
2024-05-0916 min
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationCharlie the UnicornHey y'all!Remember how we said we have new things in store for y'all?Well here it is! One of two episodes for today's relase, starting with one of my (Ani) personal favorites, Charlie the Unicorn!This unhinged video has lived rent free in my head since I was 15. And I live with no regerts. That being said, Get Up! We're going to Candy Mountain!
2024-05-0908 min
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationStar Wars: A New HopeHey y'all!Welcome to a galaxy far, far away. We finally get Misty to watch the OG Star Wars and enjoy her numerous reactions to well, everything about the movie.Here's a sneak peek at what's to come: "Space exploration and they're calling the neighbor dude a wizard?!"I'm sure many, if not all, of you listeners have seen Star Wars, or at the very least know the premise of the movie. If not, well I feel for you. Watch the movies. Learn things. Anyway, sit back, relax, and enjoy the...
2024-05-021h 48
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationLet's Talk About: Travel Trivia!Hey y'all!Get your passports and luggage ready, because we're traveling on this episode!Trivia season is upon us and we are here to get our butt's kicked with how much we don't know...again.I-Ani-was hoping I would do pretty well because I leave the house more than our favorite host-Misty-but damn, did I get a rude awakening. I guess it's time I stop being surprised at how little I know of the world. It's like my brain stopped absorbing new information after 2008....Millennial problemsLet's see how well you...
2024-03-1446 min
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationHere's to More with 34!Hey y'all!Welcome to 2024! A new year, new goals/hopes/dreams/whatever, and another year older right off the bat for me, your cuckoo co-host, Ani!That's right, my birthday is just around the corner and here we are trying to celebrate as we get overrun by children (two specific children whom I love very much). Be prepared for a whole lot of confusion as I try to answer Misty's questions about my upcoming age change while having to juggle 2 toddlers that just appeared last minute to my house.If this is a...
2024-01-0449 min
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationHow the Grinch Stole ChristmasTis the season to be jolly....or so they say."Blast this Christmas music! It's joyful and triumphant.""If you utter so much as one syllable, I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND GUT YOU LIKE A FISH! If you'd like to fax me, press the star key."I don't know about the rest of you, but this pretty much sums up the holiday spirit for me. I like Christmas because I receive presents...but it's not MY holiday (My/me being Ani). I don't loathe the holiday, unlike a certain green someone, but sometimes...
2023-12-141h 00
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationDusk: A Bite Size Love StoryHey, y'all!We were supposed to have a D&D episode for you today, but alas, technical difficulties ensued and we bring you...Dusk: A Bite Size Love Story - aka a Twilight Play.We (being Misty, Ani, Erin, and Amber!) had so many feelings about this: Why is this real? How bad could it be? Why am I enjoying this so much?The answers to all of those questions are revealed within the play because, really, it's a bunch of Gen Z shit-posting about a franchise that us millennials loved, hated, loathed...
2023-11-302h 16
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationArchaeology 101Hey y'all!A day late, yet again...I'm aware. Anyhoo...are y'all ready to learn some fun facts about archaeology and history? Have you ever wondered what it's like to be inside Misty's brain as she has studied archaeology for what seems like eons?Join us for a lesson in archaeology as we present to you Archaeology 101 with Dr. MAD. It's bound to be a rocky ride!Get it? Rocky? Ha...ha...ha
2023-11-101h 20
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationA Special D&D Tea TimeHey y'all!Our D&D themed month comes to an end with a look back on our favorite moments and memories from this past year of playing this campaign; some of us playing for the first time, and first time DMing for our great Misty!Join us as we as we cover some memorable topics, and forget to ask the important questions! Like background on Aunt Jucinda, or will Valkaria's "fiance" make another appearance? Where does Sir Goosington go when he disappears?The questions we should have asked and now we have to wait to find out, just like the...
2023-09-291h 32
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationDungeons & Dragons: Honor Among ThievesHey, y'all!September is all about Dungeons & Dragons, so what better way to start the month than with the new D&D movie??While you will hear Misty bitch 80% of the time that the bard DOES NOT use his skills at all, this is a great starting point for anyone who is interested in learning about D&D.Also, for anyone wondering, that is NOT how Valkaria and her fellow teiflings look...Anywho, sit back, relax, and enjoy the show!-Jornathan help us all-
2023-09-071h 43
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationDisney Trivia!Hey, y'all!What better way to close out Animation August with some trivia?!Originally this was planned to be a Misty vs Ani Disney knowledge game, but it turned into a - let's put Ani's Disney knowledge to the test - game.There was even a prize to be won if I got a majority of them correct! No pressure or anything...So sit back, relax, and see if you can keep up with the Disney knowledge we throw at you!
2023-08-311h 53
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationMisty's New GrooveHey, y'all!Today is a special day. Today (technically it was a few days ago) we celebrate our wonderful Dungeon Master's Birthday! And what better way to spend a birthday with friends (though they started unwittingly), pastries, and a llama!Misty the DM also has a cameo in The Emperor's New Groove as Misty the llama!Anywho, enjoy a special day with special treats with a special llama.3 cheers for the birthday girl!Huzzah to Misty!
2023-08-031h 14
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationJurassic ParkHey, y'all,Welcome, to Jurassic Park (dun dun dun dunn dunnn dun dun dun dunnn dunn)In theory, this sounded like a great idea, but in actuality...no. Just no. There are just so many things to consider when trying to bring an ancient species back to life, other than "I want to see what happens".As much as I (Ani) would love to "tame" a raptor, I have just enough self preservation skills to know that THAT will never happen; not that it shouldn't happen, but it WILL NOT happen.Anwways, enjoy the self automated jeep drive through the...
2023-07-061h 38
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationChult: Temple of the Golden GooseHey, y'all, Welcome, to Chult, where our daring acquirers of rare antiquities embark on their first "team" mission to enter the temple and bring back the golden goose egg.Meet Nila LittlePatience, a monk of very few words but many actions; Thimble, an artificer with no room for shenanigans; and Boots, a druid that truly dances to the beat of her own tune.While they may have crossed paths on solo missions before, this is their first time working together as a group, and not everyones methods mesh well together, but I will say they get the job done with...
2023-06-293h 11
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationThe Mummy (1999)Hey, y'all!As promised, we travel back to Ancient Egypt, this time in search of a mummy!Bad idea..."For 3,000 years men and armies fought over this city not knowing what evil lay beneath it; and for 3,000 years we, the Medjai, the descendants of Pharaoh's sacred bodyguards, kept watch."Leave it to the americans to fuck things up...sorrfy Medjai!Thank the gods for librarians!
2023-06-221h 46
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationThe Nameless City: Of Vaults and LlamasHey, y'all!After a long and much-needed rest, our party is back on the road and closer to Salsvault than they know. As soon as they happen upon their destination, you know things are not going to go smoothly.With zombies, an undead mad scientist that can only be Sal himself, inanimate objects trying to unalive them and gods know what else, the party (and a very unwilling Orvo) venture deeper into the vault hoping they can find the cure to the Frozen Sick and actually make it out alive.That being said if they can get through the vault...
2023-06-152h 55
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationIndiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost ArkHey y'all!Jungle June continues with our lively review of Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark!I have been looking forward to this one for a while (along with another themed review coming this month) since our dear Misty is an Archaeologist, and let me tell you, it was everything I was hoping it would be to hear Misty just rip apart everything wrong. That being said, however, this still remains one of my favorite series to binge watch when I'm just feeling...mehSo sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride!P.S. "The brakes may be...
2023-06-091h 49
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationLet's Talk About: Wild & Wacky Animals!Hey y'all!Well, the time has come. Jungle June is finally upon us! (Again, where did the time go?!)Anyways, we kick off our Jungle month with Wild and Wacky Animal Trivia!Y'all know we love our trivia nights. How do we come up with them? One of us will be out and about (usually me, since Misty is a hermit) and we will send each other images of all the things we find out there in our urban jungle (see what I did there? haha)The jungle, whether its urban or an actual forest jungle, is a dangerous place...
2023-06-0155 min
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationThe Nameless City: Frozen HistoryHey y'all!Last we saw our heroes, they were fighting off some pretty gnarly enemies, surrounded by Dragon...flesh; with zombified workers. Dive into tonight's episode and find out what wild heroics(?) our trio come up with!They may be unequipped with Surface knowledge and magicks, but oh are they creative.P.S. Remember children, stay away from cults
2023-05-253h 07
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationHelluva Boss: Episodes 4&5Hey y'all!We're back with more IMPish delight, as we continue our adventures with the best (worst?) immediate murder professionals in Hell. We've got a new guest with us this episode, joining us all the way from the bayous of Louisiana; kidding, she's from New Orleans. No Cajun speak here this time.Any-hoo, let's see what our favorite IMPs have in store for us this time!Sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride!
2023-05-1840 min
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationThe Legend of Vox Machina: Part 2Hey y'all!Welcome back as we continue our journey through Exandria with our crew of...misfits? Join us as we watch Percy completely lose his shit, and Pike have an existential crisis. Personally, seeing Percy let go of all decorum and just go full demon is....hot. I know, I need help.Anyways, sit back, relax (if you can), and enjoy the show!
2023-05-111h 11
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationGame Night: Twisted TextsHey y'all!Have you ever wondered where we get our sense of humor from? Or how we come up with some of the most bizarre and random things?This is how. It's games like this, from the minds of other traumatized millennials, that set us up for the comedy gold that you know and love.Join us as we play a round of Twisted Texts, the first in our Game Night series!
2023-05-041h 02
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationThe Nameless City: A Party Divided - A Tomb AwakenedHey y'all!The poor young souls of The Nameless City heroines are back on yet another adventure on the surface!Y'all, some serious shit has happened. Our party gets separated in a giant snow storm and somehow unleash a whole new monster amongst themselves...and find themselves under the thrall of some very familiar, yet red-flag waving strangers.How does our party get there? Honestly, it's no surprise that Valkaria has gotten herself in more trouble, and Asha and Jaz'Zara are stuck in another one of Val's misadventures.Will our party be saved?Tune in and find out what chaos...
2023-04-273h 00
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationThe Armenian Dating Show!Hey y'all!It's finally here! The Armenian Dating Show episode has arrived, and y'all, it's hilarious. Not only does Talar come across people she really doesn't like, we both see people who went to the same school as us! Honestly, not very surprising since the show is filmed in Los Angeles, and almost everyone and their mother knows every other Armenian in the city, but still...always fun to go "I know that person! But how...?"Anyways, enjoy our first foray into the world of (modern) Armenian dating - there is plenty more to come - and as Misty would...
2023-04-201h 19
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationTea Time Dedikodu: Armenian EditionHey y'all!It's Armenian Tea Time!Sit down with us, and Talar, as we answer some questions about what it's like being Armenian, raised in the states, where we would recommend you visit in our motherland, and much more!Be sure to check out the locations we talk about, below!Locations:SardarabadTsitsernakaberdTemple of GarniGeghard MonasteryAmberdNoravankArmenian Alphabet Monument ParkLake SevanEtchmiadzin CathedralVernissageYerevan KaskadKhor Virap
2023-04-132h 13
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationMy Big Fat Greek Weddingγεια σε όλους, I mean, Hey y'all!We've got a special treat for you this time. One of my all time favorite movies, not only because it's funny, but because it hits close to home so the cultural jokes hit harder. If you haven't seen this movie yet, after this episode you won't have to (but seriously, go watch the film)! We bring you My Big Fat Greek Wedding, narrated solely by Erin and I because we have this film memorized. Surprised? Shouldn't beNow I'm not one for religion and belief systems, but purely for traditional purposes on my end, we honor zombie day - I mea...
2023-04-061h 35
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationHelluva Boss: 2+3Hey y'all!Welcome back as we take on more assassination jobs with our favorite demons from hell!We join Moxxie, Millie, Blitzo, and Loona (and Stolas) on an interesting journey. While Stolas wants to spend some quality time with his daughter, Octavia, he enlists the employ of our favorite assassination start-up. However, not everyone is really paying attention to Stolas's safety; not even surprised.Moxxie and Millie are having their own date while Stolas tries to bond with a grown-up Octavia; Loona is flirting with a bouncer; and Blitzo is the only one taking his job seriously, because, well, money...
2023-03-3055 min
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationThe Nameless City: Syrinlya and Shopping!Hey y'all!Welcome back to another Nameless City adventure!Our cadre finally makes it across the sea and back onto land, but is all well on the new horizon they face? Valkaria is happy to be back on land and seriously questioning the surface and its inhabitants; while the rest of the party is just happy for a reprieve from surprise battles.Now that they have reached their next destination in search of a cure for the Frozen Sick, Jaz'Zara takes the lead and takes our party on a shopping spree for supplies...
2023-03-233h 06
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationLuck o' the IrishHey y'all!Happy St. Patrick's Day everyone! Pour a pint, grab a meat pie, and enjoy the day, especially as we take today's episode way back; like back to the late 90s, early 2000s, to the best era in Disney Channel history.That's right, Disney Channel Original Movies gave us some of the best films of our childhood, with some bangin songs to boot (look up Supernova Girl), But that's not today's film of choice. Today, we bring you the Luck of the Irish, where Kyle has to put together something for his Heritage Day...
2023-03-161h 54
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationOne Year Anniversary: The InterviewHey y'all!It is officially the beginning of Season 2!Can you believe one year ago today(ish) we released our very first episode? We sure can't.It's been a wild and crazy ride but it's been so much fun. There's been personal growth, stronger friendships, new friendships, reasons to try new things (ahem - Dungeons and Dragons) and just overall shenanigans!Our lovely Erin sat us down and asked us all the things you want to know, and some you don't I'm sure, but that's the fun of this! ...
2023-03-092h 10
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationThe Legend of Vox Machina: Part 1Hey y'all!As promised, we are venturing into new territory as we try to find new content and ways of recording for all of your beautiful ears.That being said, seeing as how popular our Helluva Boss episode was (there will be more, don't worry), we decided to do another (hopefully) very popular show: The Legend of Vox Machina!Our D&D party and Vox Machina are on the same continent! Nowhere near each other, mind you, but that's still pretty cool!We will cover 2 episodes of the show, per one...
2023-03-021h 28
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationThe Nameless City: The Sea is as Vast as the Troubles We FaceHey y'all!We are back with more adventures of your favorite chaotic trio, as they continue to travel across the sea to their next destination.Wilde magic surges have gone awry, making battle an even more interesting scenario than usual. We saw Valkaria go down, but we also saw her come back up with the help of her friends. Someone else goes down, but will they be able to get back up?Ominous clouds reveal a message for our trio as they continue to battle for their lives across the raging...
2023-02-233h 00
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationSmash or Pass: Fantasy EditionHey y'all!Welcome to Part 2 of our Smash or Pass episode, where this Erin and I drag Misty down our rabbit-hole of unhinged morally gray men that we would simp for.Y'all really get to know us in this episode, I swear. Even Misty started looking at us (mostly me) like I'd really lost my damn mind. She's not entirely wrong.We covered - uncovered? - a good amount of men from Sarah J Maas to Jennifer Armentrout, to V.E. SchwabNeedless to say, its get spicy. Bring...
2023-02-161h 03
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationSmash or Pass: Anime EditionHey y'all,Welcome to our part 1 of 2 Valentine's Day edition for this year! Today, we bring you Smash or Pass: Anime Edition, where Misty delves deep into the world of Anime, and while I know some, Erin knows less. That being said, I knew maybe a handful on this list, and it becomes quite clear that I have serious issues, and this why I am single. Originally this was supposed to be one episode but it would have ended up being as long as a D&D episode...Alas, here we...
2023-02-141h 59
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationDeath Becomes HerHey y'all!Since it's February, the season of looove (yuck), we decided to theme our episodes accordingly. For today, we bring you one of my favorites, Death Becomes Her; where Bruce Willis has hair. Its weird. Beyond that, we have a solid cast with the one and only Meryl Streep, and Goldie Hawn; two ex-friends who fight over their men and psychological issues (there are many).We asked Erin as a tie breaker between this and another film and, well, you can see which film won.So sit back, relax, and enjoy the...
2023-02-091h 09
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationI Don't Need Backups: I'm Going to HarvardHey y'all!Welcome back to the show! This week, we take a trip to the east coast, specifically the New England area of the states, and enter a world we were not prepared for. But, being blonde and smart is a combination that no one was ready for either.Elle Woods makes her way to Harvard Law to win back the man of her dreams - or so she thinks. Along the way, Elle makes new friends, evolves from the sorority queen into a blonde law bombshell, and puts everyone in their place....
2023-02-021h 52
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationThe Nameless City: Party in Peril!Hey y'all!Journey with your favorite characters as they make their way across the open ocean for the first time, and watch Valkaria really not have a good time with the motion of the ocean; Asha gets pretty darn spooked (with no additional help from Val); and Jaz'Zara seriously questioning her life choicesSome weird magical shit is happening that no one can explain and while hilarious for some, really confusing for others.Let's see what lies in store for our three brave friends as they face more of the unknown and handle...
2023-01-262h 01
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationCheers to 33!Hey y'all!Welcome back to the chaos as we celebrate another birthday! Ya girl turned 33 - damn I'm old. Feels like I'm 80 on the inside HAWe had absolutely no plan for this episode, so ultimate chaos ensues. But that's what you're all here for, isn't it?Why would we disappoint or loving fans?Here's a Cheers to 33 to me, so sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride!
2023-01-191h 46
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationHelluva BossHey y'all!Welcome back to another chaotic episode with your favorite duo! At another attempt to try something new, we have decided to bring to your attention, the services of Hell's newest startup assassination business: I.M.P. - Immediate Murder ProfessionalsI say Professional as a courtesy. While this episode may be extremely short compared to what y'all are used to getting from us, this was another one of those episodes that happened upon us when our original plans got derailed - no surprise there.Enough rambling, off...
2023-01-1226 min
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationLlamas with HatsHey y'all!Welcome back and Happy 2023! As promised, we're trying new things and with that we bring you our first episode of the year! Our plans went awry for this episode and in true TSNSGen fashion, we have brought you space-time vortexes, baby hands, and a meat dragon. Carl and Paul from Llamas with Hats was one of my favorite YouTube short series, and now we have brought it you! No joke, episode 2 with the life boats will always be my favoritePaul - "Where are the other lifeboats...
2023-01-0553 min
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationLet's Talk About: 2022!Hey y'all!Can you believe 2022 has come to an end? We sure can't! It feels like 2019 has changed the course of time, where time means nothing anymore (at least to me). I (Ani) remember dates by events, and the biggest event for 2022 is, obviously, this podcast. The year is over but the season of chaos is not! We decided to close out the year with a trip back to our roots, with a Tea Time episode. I know we haven't done a Tea Time session in a while so what better time than...
2022-12-291h 57
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationParody December: Vampires Suck Hey y'all!Don't forget to tune in for the last of our Parody December episodes.We figured why not close out the year with how we started: with an extremely blue tintNot going to lie, this parody is so much more entertaining than the actual films.Oh, and let's not forget that we have a very special guest joining us for this tinted comedy. I mean, we all met over a striking belt.Nothing like three strangers staring at your crotch to entice friendship!
2022-12-271h 24
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationThe Nameless City: From Land and Sea Hey y'all!Welcome back to the adventures of your favorite Underdark trio!Valkaria now has interdimensional gloves, Asha has a wikipedia cat, and Jaz'Zara has a bigger headache. Still on the hunt to find what is causing this mysterious ice curse, Jaz'Zara gets to fluff her Telina feathers as she interrogates someone; we see Asha put her wiki-cat to good use (and Valkaria a jealous tiefling because she also wants a talking shadow cat creature); and we are introduced to a side of Valkaria that only those closest to her would understand - if Valkaria...
2022-12-223h 15
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationThe Nameless City: The Day of Heart & HearthHey y'all!On today's episode we travel back to The Nameless City, before our characters' worlds were shattered. We find our beloved trio, and a special guest - playing a relative to both Jaz'Zara and Asha - doing some last minute shopping as they prepare for the city's holiday celebration: The Day of Heart and Hearth.Of course things never go as smoothly as our heroes would hope, and they find themselves thrust into a world of candy and magic and sorcery they've never seen before. Not to mention a creature that is beyond any...
2022-12-204h 57
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationKrampus: The Shadow of St. NicholasHey y'all!What happens when you cross what is supposed to be a cheerful holiday with a twist of horror? You get, Krampus.Krampus is said to be St. Nicholas's shadow. The two work together, visiting children at night. While the good children get a visit from Santa, the bad/naughty children get a visit from Krampus, receive a beating with birch rods, tossed into a basket, and are dragged to the underworld. That's some incentive to be good year round. You can hear Krampus coming with the jingle of his bells and...
2022-12-151h 25
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationChristmas Holiday Parody: A Very Potter SequelHey y'all!We bring you more shenanigans with our Parody December content. We establish a friendship with the unbreaking bonds of Red Vines, Mrs. Weasley is from Jersey, Draco has graduated from using diapers, thirteen ducks were murdered in the attempt to capture Pettigrew, Umbridge is obscenely obsessed with their infatuation with Dumbledore, and much, much more. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride!
2022-12-131h 46
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationHome Alone: The Festive Child Abandonment FilmHey y'all!Welcome back for more holiday shenanigans by yours truly. Both Misty and I are only children, so we don't really know what it's like to live with siblings. However, I think a) having that many siblings, with attitudes like Buzz, we would be in juvie and b) being excited that my family has just disappeared would not be our first reaction. Especially me. I was such a mama's girl growing up (still am). Fun fact: the number of times my mom "threatened" to call the cops on me if I didn't do as she says...
2022-12-081h 25
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationChristmas Holiday Parody: A Very Potter Musical"Did your turban just sneeze?"Hey y'all! Yes, you read that correctly. That would be a direct quote from A Very Potter Musical. This gem of a production was put together by the lovely theater students of University of Michigan in 2009, and is available for your viewing pleasure on YouTube. For free! We bring you, our loyal fans, the first of our Holiday Parody Special. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride!
2022-12-061h 36
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationLet's Talk About: Happy HolidaysHey y'all!Welcome back as we kick off our Holiday season with a sneak peak into how we celebrate the holidays and the holiday season, things we would like to experience during the holidays, and a history lesson in ancient Armenian traditions. Each of us have different ways of celebrating, wherever you're celebrating from, and that's what makes the holidays so cool. We can learn from each other, partake in different traditions, learn about traditions that we want to incorporate into our own, etc. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the holidays, however...
2022-12-012h 19
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationThe Nameless City: Session 3- A Fishy SituationHey y'all!Welcome back to another DnD session with your favorite trio! This time around, we find our brave yet odd friends above the surface, making friends, making enemies, and making something....fishy.That's all the synopsis you get. Listen/tune in to see what mischief and chaos our group gets involved in and brings to this quiet, unsuspecting winter town.
2022-11-243h 32
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationHarry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2Hey y'all!Well...we made it to the end. We started this journey with magic and wonder as our little eleven year old selves wandered the corridors of Hogwarts for the first time, and we ended with battles and burials. Tis a bittersweet goodbye to this journey, seeing as we spent months giving you all our thoughts and opinions and wayward laughter about the boy who lived and his loyal friends.Parting is such sweet sorrow. Even though our Wizarding World journeys have come to a close (or have they?), Hogwarts is my home and...
2022-11-172h 09
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationHarry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1Hey Y'all,At the end of year six, the Golden Trio decided they would not be returning to Hogwarts. Instead, they would be traversing the entirety of the UK, looking for Voldemort's scattered horcruxes, in hopes of weakening and defeating him. While this is a very noble act, and bless Hermione for thinking ahead and packing the essentials, why/how did the Muggle not think to pack food in that enchanted bag of hers? She packed a tent, she packed clothes, and first aid, and books, but no food? C'mon...Anyways, we spend the first...
2022-11-101h 46
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationLet's Talk About: Red Flags - Fiction vs RealityHey y'all!Welcome back to Tea Time! Where we spill the tea about anything and everything that catches our fancy. Why? Because we can. This time we deep dive into the world of red flags. From the glaringly obvious to the obvious (because all of these red flags/tropes are in your face) we give you our honest opinions on what we would kinda-sorta let slide in real life vs what we would definitely fall for in fiction. Clearly we have issues, but that is neither here nor there.Misty chimes in with just how...
2022-11-032h 25
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationThe Nameless City: Session 2Hey y'all!Welcome back to the adventures of the Jaz'Zara, Asha, and Valkaria, the only hope that Dragonite Syndicate and The Nameless City has at surviving the Ilithid attack that is currently ravaging the city and its inhabitants. Our team has officially made it to the surface: Asha has gained a beautiful shield called The Moon's Defense, and Valkaria has found herself a shiny that is in tune with her shadow magic. Our first night on the surface has already started off on an interesting note, with lots of snoring, poking, and hissing. ...
2022-10-273h 34
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationY'all Will Shiver, With Antici...pationHey y'all!We hope you've enjoyed our spooktacular Halloween episodes as a fun treat in honor of our favorite time of year (and my favorite holiday - yes Samhain is a holiday)For our first year we decided to close out the spooky fun with one of my favorite films, and probably now a film that Misty never wants to see again; and that's saying something, coming from the queen of bad movies! We got caught with a flat, made it up to lab to see what's on the slab, did the time...
2022-10-251h 37
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationHarry Potter and the Half Blood Prince: Part 2Hey y'all!We're back and finishing up our sixth year at Hogwarts, a school that needs some serious changes in its child safety regulations. Speaking of safety regulations, a funeral memorial for a giant spider that tried to EAT Harry, Ron, and their Ford Anglia, while the two supervising adults (and I use that term loosely) get smashed, is a little sus. Meanwhile, Harry is high as a kite and could have very possibly OD'd on Liquid Luck because he drank the whole thing without researching how this liquid works. Is it in doses? Is it supposed...
2022-10-201h 29
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationScarily BAD MoviesHey y'all!Here's a little something different. Misty "educates" me on the world of C-F rating scary movies that are, honestly, hilarious to learn the plots to. From killer sofas, to pastors turning into Velociraptors, to killer piñatas, to zombie beavers, Misty covers it all...and I just slowly lose what little brain cells I have left. But don't worry, I get her back in our final Halloween episode so stay tuned for the big finish!And to stay on par for our podcast theme as a whole, we close out this episode with m...
2022-10-181h 47
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationHarry Potter and the Half Blood Prince: Part 1Hey y'all!We're back for more adventures with Harry and his friends as we enter year six, and all the shit that Dumbydikes puts this child through. Not to mention that as Dumbydikes takes Harry to visit Professor Slughorn (who, mind you, collects people) to convince him to teach Potions at Hogwarts that year, and Harry is the dangly piece of meat to lure Slughorn to say yes.This is also the funniest of all the HP movies, solely for the fact that as shit gets darker and creepier and builds to the final battle...
2022-10-131h 18
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationCreature vs Creature: @#%& Marry Kill EditionDisclaimer:Y'all know how weird we are. However, we take things to a whole new level with this episode. We've learned things about each other, and ourselves, that we just didn't ever need to know. And now you get to learn them too! For example: "Would you fuck the living broom from Fantasia, or Scuttle from The Little Mermaid?"Now, that being said, Welcome to our first Halloween Special episode of the spooky season! We decided to bring the season of spooky creatures to life with how we would react if given the...
2022-10-111h 44
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationLet's Talk About: The 2010s!Hey Y'all!We have reached the end of our decades trivia mini-series!A bittersweet farewell to the ridiculous mindfuck that is my memory. But, y'all get to hear me break Misty's brain as I attempt some impersonations. Not in the omg that was awesome way but the what in the actual fuck just came out of your mouth?
2022-10-061h 23
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationThe Nameless City: Session 1 (Part 2)You thought there would be (possibly) more spoilers for part 2? Guess again! Y'all are going to have to continue listening to keep up with the beginning of many adventures of our trio as we continue to explore what the world has in store for them.
2022-09-292h 03
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationThe Nameless City: Session 1 (Part 1)Hey Yall!We are happy to bring you the first official campaign session of our Nameless City adventures! A little tidbit about this session before we begin: we had to break it into two parts because it was too long to edit and the sound quality wouldn't have been ideal at all. So don't forget to listen to both parts of session 1 that come out back to back today. That being said...We begin our morning following Jaz'Zara, Asha, and Valkaria around the city as they go about their daily routines; Jaz'Zara on patrol, Asha...
2022-09-291h 06
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationHarry Potter and The Order of the Phoenix: Part 2Hey Y'all,We've survived detention with forced blood magic while secretly practicing actual defense against the dark arts. But will we survive a real fight against adult Death Eaters, in gods know where within the Ministry of Magic (that has what the movies don't show you, giant brains with tentacles that attack), along with suffering Snapes brutal lessons at Occlumency and Dumbledore's continued avoidance?However, the fact that truly unspeakable things have been done to Umbridge after she gets abducted into the Forbidden Forest is a high point for me. Use your imagination, make it...
2022-09-221h 37
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationHarry Potter and The Order of the Phoenix: Part 1Hey Y'all!Welcome back as we enter year 5 at Hogwarts. We've survived Voldemort as a brain tumor on the back of Quirrel's head; a giant snake that can kill you if you look at its eyes; time traveling and aiding an escaped prisoner; and Europe's child endangerment ring approved by participating countries. Now, we will see if we can survive not bleeding to death during detention for having the audacity to breathe in front of, as Misty so eloquently put it, "If you could take the American Education System and turn it into a person, you would...
2022-09-151h 23
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationLet's Talk About: The 2000s!Hey y'all!We're back with more trivia! We're tackling the 2000s, with all its horrible trends and icons. I know I say that 90s fashion needs to stay in the 90s but, 2000s fashion is just worse. However, as a fellow emo child, I will never grow out of the "phase" and will always want to rock my black and plaid gear. Surprisingly we did pretty well with this round, considering it's been *sigh* twenty years since any of these have even crossed our minds.Tune in to hear us rack our brains, among other...
2022-09-081h 17
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationWelcome to The Nameless City: Session 0Welcome everyone, to the Underdark.Deep below the surface of Exandria, we find a world unto its own known as the Underdark. In a pocket of tunnels and caverns separated from the mass of tunnels weaving throughout the Underdark, we find The Nameless City. After escaping the Calamity on the surface, a savage war between gods and surface folk, 5 families fled below ground and created what we now know as The Nameless City. A blossoming world where tieflings, dhampir, drow, deep gnomes, and durgar all live happily and safe from those who wish to conquer them and...
2022-09-013h 46
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationHarry Potter and the Goblet of Fire: Part 2Hey Yall! There is a reason the wizarding world has not had a TriWizard tournament since 1792. Put aside the fact that CHILDREN are competing in this high-stakes tournament (all for the sake of glory and fame) while they collectively lose their minds with a dragon only meters away that could wipe them out with one well-timed tail whip, contestants have died. Repeatedly. I'm sorry, but what is the point of letting some sentient goblet decide which names thrown into its fire are the best of the best of the magical world, only to have them die, and...
2022-08-251h 15
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationHarry Potter and the Goblet of Fire: Part 1Hey, y'all!We're back with more magic, adventure, and concerns for the well-being of children! Underage gambling, child endangerment competitions for the entertainment of the masses, drinking polyjuice potion like its water, grooming and manipulating children to gain their trust in order to infiltrate the institution. There's a lot going on in our fourth year at Hogwarts. Don't get us started on how the movies turned some badass coed schools into one-gender-only schools. I, for one, would love to see the girls at Durmstrang duke it out with some Hogwarts students: especially Pansy Parkinson. That girl deserves...
2022-08-181h 04
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationBirthdays are Better with Dragons!Hey y'all!Our very own Misty has turned 30! We've all officially left our youth behind and entered our truly adulting years. It's a sad day when you realize just how far away your childhood seems.But! We celebrate with cakes and ice cream and stories and, a new twist, Dungeons and Dragons!That's right, Misty and I (and Erin) have officially started our very first ever DnD campaign and we can't wait to share our shenanigans and chaos with you all. Misty leads our adventures as our daring Dungeon Master (and player) and...
2022-08-112h 18
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationLet's Talk About: The 90's!Hey y'all!It's time for more trivia! This week, we interrupt your regular programming with some sirens, helicopters, and a manhunt! I mean, we're doing 90s trivia (ignore that previous comment; we're fine) We did much better with answering questions about the 90s because if we didn't, you'd definitely hear me crying in the background. I'm not going to say the 90s were the best decade but it's the best decade (because we were born, duh)Mr. Feeney leads the night with our best Eric rendition of calling out Feeney's name and ends...
2022-08-042h 04
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationHarry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban: Part 2Hey y'all!This week's theme is powerful happy memories to ward off the evil creepy floating holey bed sheets that want to suck your soul. I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm having a hard time trying to find a memory that happy and strong that could ward off a hoard of dementors, let alone sustain a full Patronus, on a good day. Listen, as a millennial who's survived one too many world events in less than half a century, finding a happy enough memory amidst all that trauma is hard. Let's not forget...
2022-07-281h 27
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationHarry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban: Part 1Hey y'all!We're back with more dangerous and life threatening adventures of just turned teen Harry and his friends (because Dumbledore doesn't give a crap how old his test subjects are) as we find out more clues about dear old Voldemort and how to destroy him.In our 3rd year at Hogwarts we are introduced to Hippogriffs, prideful creatures, but Hagrid is a big softie (don't blame him) and thinks a level 7 magical creature is the best way to introduce his hands on class learning. But hey, so does Lupin, with a bogart, a creature...
2022-07-212h 09
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationWork Horror Stories: 3Hey y'all!It is with a bittersweet heart that we come to a close with our work horror stories. It has been our greatest pleasure entertaining you all with the horrors, indecency, lack of common sense, and plain wtf-ness in our journeys through the working world.This isn't goodbye forever though; only until we experience more shit in the workplace where we can pass along the stories.Misty has saved some of her best (which really means most horrific) stories for this finale and it's just as you imagine.Thank you...
2022-07-142h 23
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationLet's Talk About: The 80's!Hey y'all!We're back and we're doing something new this time. We decided to bring you some decades knowledge as we rattle our noggins to answer trivia questions!This mini-series will start off with the 80s (it hurts me that the oldest of this decades pack is the 80s) and run through the 2010s (and the fact that the 2000s officially has its own breakdown of decades also makes me hella sad) Anyways, tune in as we attempt (and quiet horribly) answer these questions and find out just how much we don't know...
2022-07-071h 19
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationWelcome To the ShowHey y'all, and welcome to The Sorry Not Sorry Generation PodcastJoin us as we get our hands dirty with some serious nostalgia, and question everything
2022-07-0600 min
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationHarry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets: Part 2Hey y'all!We know you've been waiting a little longer than usual today to venture into the chamber and hear what ridiculous things come out of our mouths (much the same way as Salazar's giant face spews out our favorite basilisk)Honestly though, children (and ghosts!) are being attacked at a school where you have a myriad of wizards and witches capable of intense magic, and you don't think it's a good idea to warn their parental figures that these kids are in grave danger? But no, our priorities lie with lying to children and...
2022-06-302h 11
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationHarry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets: Part 1Hey ya'll!We're back with more Harry Potter shenanigans! Join us as we enter our second year at Hogwarts and all hell breaks loose when students start becoming petrified and no one knows why. Or do they? Pretty sure McGonnogall wants to send letters home to these student's parents letting them know about the safety of their students, but Dumbydikes is not on board with that. Go figure. Everyone thinks Harry, mister chosen one, is the one behind the attacks because, gasp, he can speak to snakes (which he wasn't even aware of, mind you!) On top...
2022-06-231h 55
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationTea Time 2: :Let's Talk About CoffeeLet's talk about...coffee!I know it says Tea Time but we just couldn't resist putting our barista knowledge to the test and give you an inside look at some of the secret menu items (really, not so secret if there's a whole website dedicated to it), what to order, what not to order, HOW to order, etc.From two baristas to you, the general public, we bring you tips and tricks and advice of all kinds when it comes to coffee and tea pairings.And remember y'all, be nice to your baristas...
2022-06-162h 01
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationWork Horror Stories: 2Hey Y'all!Welcome back to another episode of Work Horror Stories! We dive deeper into Misty's horror inducing moments at Castles and Poor People, my stories scattered all across the board, and our very special guest, Talar, taking us into the bowels of the courthouse and giving us a behind the scenes tour of what really happens when the courtroom isn't full.It gets wild, and gross, and sometimes plain stupid and silly, but it's a journey we highly enjoy taking you all on, even if we can't see or hear your expressions when we...
2022-06-091h 32
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationHarry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone: Part 2Hey y'all! We've come to entertain you once again with more magic and mystery and overall confusion when it comes to how children are managed and cared for at Hogwarts.Enter Fred Weasley: Honestly people, you call yourselves our fans...(Beyond a legit explanation, Fred is the superior twin. I don't know why but he is so don't come at me (us) about it.)Three 11 year old children have made it past the obstacles guarding the sorcerer's stone which, in all honesty, seemed as if they were perfectly designed for each...
2022-06-021h 46
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationHarry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone: Part 1The time has come.We officially begin our journey into the world of Harry Potter; the boy who lived.Call it the sorcerer's stone, the philosopher's stone, the red rock of doom, but whatever you call it, it's still the same shite. An 11 year old boy who has grown up in the muggle world, albeit poorly, is thrust into a world of magic and wonder and danger. Everyone knows who he is, what he's done, his entire backstory. Meanwhile this kid is trying to figure out what his life has turned into overnight after a...
2022-05-261h 34
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationTea Time Dedikodu: 1Let's talk about...Covid!It's our first Tea Time episode so it's going to be a bumpy ride as we try to maneuver the conversation around this one. But we all know neither of us can keep our thoughts on a one way road so you get, a disaster. Isn't that what keeps bringing you back to listen? Haha...But seriously. From what life looked like for us pre-Covid and how it's changed since, and how we're evolving as the pandemic rages on, to mandatory lap dances in a high school (there's a funny story...
2022-05-191h 48
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationWork Horror Stories: 1Hey yall! Welcome back to the show as we showcase some of our more "memorable" moments in the workforce.From tales of swinging chains and decades old expired café items to crying in the office and watching corporate crumble after you quit, we're bringing you a whole slew of new adventures! We're also happy to announce that we have our very first special guest joining us today to share their stories with ours, and give yall a deeper idea as to why we are the (fucked) way we are.So sit back, relax, and enjoy t...
2022-05-122h 53
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationBreaking Dawn: Part 2Y'all, we have reached the final episode of the Twilight saga and suffice to say we are as excited as Aro is whenever he's around Alice. Creepy, yes, but the joy is the same. Bella is finally a vampire, we have a creep CGI baby in the works now, and apparently two attempts at trying to hone a new skill is not enough effort for vampires. Anyways, we've made it to the final battle between the Cullen's (and their their friends) against the Volturi. A battle that should have been epic, but like everything else involving this series/world...
2022-05-052h 35
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationBreaking Dawn: Part 1I'll give the Cullen's credit for throwing a beautiful wedding, but we all know that this wedding was just another form of manipulation for Edward to get what he wants. Then again, Bella goes along with it to get what she wants: to be turned. I don't know what y'all would put up with, but this much struggle just to get turned is not my idea of a good time. And we get a damn demon baby out of it, that's drinks you dry from the inside. I'll pass
2022-04-281h 12
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationEclipse: Part 2The cough epic battle cough has finally arrived. Vampire versus shifter. Diamonds versus fur. Who will win? Will it be the fiery Victoria and her army of newly turned vampires, or will it be the ever growing pack of testosterone fueled fur-babies with a bone to pick with everyone. And why, you may ask, is there a battle in the first place? Because our toxic duo are at the center of the problem. Like always
2022-04-211h 16
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationEclipse: Part 1Hey yall!We're back with more shenanigans as we enter the third chapter of this toxic duo. Trio? Ensemble? I don't even know what to call it anymore. Bella and Edward somehow manage to draw everyone into their world of problems because now we have an entire vampire army after them. Well, just her; the lone human in a world of blood drinkers. Tune in and hear how we really feel about this entire world that Meyer created. You've come this far with us, can't turn back now!
2022-04-141h 40
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationNew Moon: Part 2Hey yall! Aaaand we're back, finishing off New Moon with more rants and raves about your (not-so) favorite vampire/human couple. With some "heated" tribe action. Get it? Heated? Because the shifters run at a high internal temperature...you know what? Just listen to the episode. I promise it wont bite. Much
2022-04-071h 48
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationNew Moon: Part 1Hey yall!Welcome back to our show as we dive into the next part of this series, New Moon!We've established the rocky relationship between creepy creepy stalker man and saltine girl, as equally toxic, and now we get to throw in a shifter and a stupid love triangle. Honestly, Jacob has always been and will always be too good for Bella. He deserves so much better. I said what I said. But hear more (controversy) dive into this episode with us and see where it goes.Happy listening (and raging) everyone!
2022-03-3159 min
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationTwilight: Part 2The adventures of creepy creepy stalker man and saltine girl continue in this episode.Clearly we have a lot to say and unpack about this entire movie/book. I know it's a long one but bear with us. We promise it only gets better from here. There is, as always, lots of laughs to be had so, sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride!
2022-03-242h 09
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationTwilight: Part 1Sparkles and Blood and creepy creepy stalker men galore!Sink your teeth into the first official episode of this podcast with some grueling Twilight commentary as we take you down memory lane with this not so distant blast from the past.
2022-03-171h 06
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationEpisode 0The time has come! The moment we've been waiting for.We hope you enjoy our introductory episode where we give you a full smack in the ear of what to expect when joining us on our chaotic adventures. We talk about ourselves, our interests, what we expect to bring to the table of this project of ours, and that we don't aim to please, but aim to be unapologetically ourselves.We hope you enjoy listening as much as we enjoy recording!
2022-03-101h 14
The Sorry Not Sorry GenerationEpisode 0The time has come! The moment we've been waiting for. We hope you enjoy our introductory episode where we give you a full smack in the ear of what to expect when joining us on our chaotic adventures. We talk about ourselves, our interests, what we expect to bring to the table of this project of ours, and that we don't aim to please, but aim to be unapologetically ourselves. We hope you enjoy listening as much as we enjoy recording!
2022-03-1000 min