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Gutting the Sacred CowEpisode 99: Episode 99 Nina Lee KICKS Whiplash OUT OF TUNEWe had filmmaker Nina Lee (@NinaSerafina) join us for high tea and crumpets while she elaborated why Whiplash is overrated. That's right, the film that got J Jonah Jameson (JK Simmons) an Academy Award for throwing a cymbal at Miles Teller. This is no tiny feat to try and convince @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ that this story of jazz school bullying is worse than wearing a feather in a dorky band hat. THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR CONTINUED SUPPORT. Because of you, we SHATTERED our single day record number of downloads this past week. We appreciate you telli...
2021-09-091h 08
Gutting the Sacred CowEpisode 98: Dave Landau SHADOWBANS The Social Network Episode 98 GTSC podcastOne of our aces, Dave Landau (Louder with Crowder and formerly of Compound Media), returns to target the critically acclaimed story of Mark Zuckerberg in, "The Social Network." Why does Dave loathe that story? Well, we can't spoil it here, you goofballs! Let's just say Dave is no fan of Aaron Sorkin. Do @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ tolerate Jesse Eisenberg for just this film as well as watered down Spiderman Andrew Garfield? Don't forget, you can find us on all podcasts platforms: apple iTunes, Spotify, google, spreaker, stitcher, iheartradio, castbox. You name it and we're on it! And...
2021-09-031h 13
Gutting the Sacred CowEpisode 98: BONUS EPISODE: Interview with Brian Volk Weiss from Netflix's, "The Toys That Made Us"We're mixing things up and thanks to our buddy, AC Roe (guest from our Wolf of Wall Street episode), got Brian Volk Weiss to sit down with @KevinGootee and AC (@notKevinBacon) to talk about how he got, "The Toys That Made Us" on Netflix. He also explains why he chose the films that made the cut, the ones he wanted that didn't make the cut, and dropped some MAJOR news regarding season 3. So enjoy our talk with BFW and we just might do more of these bonus interview segments.Don't forget, you can find us on all po...
2021-09-0230 min
Gutting the Sacred CowEpisode 97: Brandon Wenerd DROWNS Oceans 11 Episode 97 GTSC podcast@brandonwenerd from @brobible dropped by to tackle one of the best (?) reboots of all time, Ocean's 11. Brandon finds this cadre of handsome men quite unbelievable that they can pull off this heist of heists. @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ may shoot Brandon's argument right into the Bellagio water fountains, what do you think will happen?You can also subscribe to us on youtube (it really helps!) if you want to see our cute faces and great teeth. DM us to get some sweet GTSC stickers!Don't forget, you can find us on all podcasts platforms: apple iTu...
2021-08-271h 12
Gutting the Sacred CowEpisode 96: Seth Porges GIVES A WEDGIE to Revenge of the Nerds Episode 96 GTSC podcastIt took long enough but someone FINALLY chose one we thought would've been picked earlier: Seth Porges joins @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ to attempt to topple one of the most popular college films of all time, Revenge of the Nerds. This movie had it all: hi jinx, gratuitous nudity, and the texas switch of all "rapes." Can this classic still hold up to all of the scrutiny? And a TON of, "THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN," moments get called out so be ready.You can also subscribe to us on youtube (it really helps!) if you want to see ou...
2021-08-201h 11
Gutting the Sacred CowEpisode 95: James Gavsie KNOCKS OUT Rocky 3 Episode 95 GTSC podcast@JamesGavsie returns (first appearance was our Once Upon a Time in Hollywood) from @whowouldwin show to try and topple 3 TITANS of the 80s: Rocky, Mr. T, and Hulk Hogan. James has no love for Rocky's reasons for fighting, Paulie's blatant racism, nor unethical methods that Rocky uses to fight Thunderlips. But do @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael take no pity on this fool and make his argument end up like Mickey?You can also subscribe to us on youtube (it really helps!) if you want to see our cute faces and great teeth. DM us to get some sweet GTS...
2021-08-131h 04
Gutting the Sacred CowEpisode 94: Ryan Hailey DEFLOWERS 40 Year Old Virgin Episode 94 GTSC podcastBoundaries? Not here. @ryansgameshow decided to go after one of the most beloved comedies of the 2000s, the 40 Year Old Virgin. Ryan from @funhausteam joins the podcast because he couldn't wait to go after one of the few Judd Apatow films that would qualify for this podcast. Does Ryan bury this film in a big box of porn? You know how we know you're gay? Only if you tell us if you are. And if you are, who cares? As long as you listen and subscribe, we're happy! Don't forget, you can find us on all podcasts platforms...
2021-08-0759 min
Gutting the Sacred CowEpisode 93: Don Jamieson UNPLUGS the Matrix Episode 93 GTSC podcastNothing makes us happier when our guests pick a film that's GUARANTEED to upset the audience and possibly us. @realdonjamieson decided to take a run at Die Hard in his first appearance and this week, he returns to TRY and take down one of the most influential movies of all time, the Matrix. @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael are aghast as Don scoffs at Neo, Trinity, and Agent Smith while trying to make the red and blue pills suppositories for all of the Matrix fans. Does the guy from "That Metal Show" and "That Jamieson Show" manage to take dow...
2021-07-301h 20
Gutting the Sacred CowEpisode 92: Jeremy Newberger sets FIRE to Casablanca Episode 92 GTSC podcastProving that truly no cow is sacred on this podcast, this week's guest, @JeremyNewberger goes after the 3rd most treasured film on AFI's top 100 list, Casablanca. The story of Rick and Ilsa evading Nazis in Casablanca makes all the critics swoon. Jeremy wants you to know Rick was perving on a younger Ilsa and how many plot holes are really in this treasured classic. The question is do @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ think Jeremy's argument is the "beginning of a beautiful friendship?" Or do they think Jeremy should pound sound right out of the Gutting the Sacred Cow gin joi...
2021-07-231h 03
Gutting the Sacred CowEpisode 91: Drew DISEMBOWELS Saw GTSC Episode 91Our fans complain our guests don't select horror/thriller films and GOOD GAWD, KING, THAT'S DREW GRANT'S MUSIC! In this episode, @VideoDrew explains how Saw talks down to the audience, has a villain with inexplicable capabilities, and how the ending is nonsense. But you know @KevinGootee and @KevinIsreal are always up to play a game! Do they agree that this puppet on a tricycle is worse than all of the "reverse bear trap" jokes they can make? WE THANK YOU FOR YOUR ONGOING, LOVE, AND SUPPORT. We truly love hearing from you and appreciate you enough for all o...
2021-07-161h 05
Gutting the Sacred CowEpisode 90: David the Producer KEELHAULS Pirates of the Caribbean Episode 90 GTSC podcastDavid the Producer (@behindtherant #podernfamily) returns for the 3rd time as his gutting game is strong! But this time, he chose an absolute juggernaut, Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl. The film that gave Disney the idea, "Hey, let's make a movie after a mediocre ride and then we'll make 3 sequels which terribly suck. THEN we'll change the ride because it's too risqué in today's times." @KevinIsrael_NJ shares a story about stopping in a porn store to ask for directions and meets adult film star, Carmen Luvana, who was signing her Pirates of the Caribbean parod...
2021-07-091h 14
Gutting the Sacred CowEpisode 89: Connor Toole KIDNAPS Taken Episode 89 GTSC podcastA former CIA operative's daughter and her bedazzled jean jacket are kidnapped and sold into the sex slave industry. No, we're not talking about Jeffrey Epstein's wet dream; we're talking about the reason Liam Neeson is getting 25 million to do lazy action films now...Taken! Connor Toole (@CToolesaysstuff from @brobible) hates the man who has a special set of skills that saw his family kidnapped 2 ADDITIONAL TIMES. Can Connor convince First and foremost, THANK YOU, for investing an hour or so with us every week. It tickles our innards to no end when you...
2021-07-021h 09
Gutting the Sacred CowHal Rudnick COLDCOCKS the Departed Episode 88 GTSC podcastSome of you argue the Departed is the 3rd best Scorsese film behind Goodfellas and Casino. This week's guest, @HalRudnick thinks you're all insane if you believe that because Hal contests that this film is the overrated king of them all. @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ discuss if that is indeed the case as well as the consistent ear grating sound of a Boston accent for 2.5 hours. Does Hal convince the boys that this film is worse than Marky Mark saying "Microprocessors" multiple times in a Boston accent? This is the way...First and foremost, THANK YOU, for investing...
2021-06-251h 08
Gutting the Sacred CowTask returns to BLAZE X2 X-men United Episode 87 GTSC podcastThe man who hated the first X-Men so much he had to return to try and gut the SECOND X-Men movie returns! @UptoTask feels that the world should feel his pain and disappointment why the X-men movie franchise stinks. However, @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ remember this one to be a solid installment but the same question remains, does this tale of Wolverine, Magneto, Jean Grey, Professor X, Nightcrawler and Colossus hold up?Hello to our new friends! We love it when you click "subscribe", like us on social media, and most importantly when you tell your friends/family...
2021-06-181h 07
Gutting the Sacred CowKaryn Turk gives Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory diabetes Episode 86 GTSC podcast@KarynTurk is going to touch a LOT of nerves with her choice of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Yeah, the film that every kid from the 70's, 80s, and 90s LOVES. Karyn does not hold back against Gene Wilder's tale of kids looking for golden tickets and 4 grandparents sharing 2 beds. But do Kevin Gootee and Kevin Israel send her argument right into the chocolate river? Keep giggling, you immature silly heads.Here is where you can find us on all podcasts platforms: apple iTunes, Spotify, google, spreaker, stitcher, iheartradio, castbox: https://guttingthesacredcow.com/where-to-listen-see-us/ You name it...
2021-06-1258 min
Gutting the Sacred CowJimmy Star IMPALES Logan Episode 85 GTSC podcastThe assailment of superhero films continue as @Drjimmystar piles on with his disappointment of the film, Logan. Jimmy doesn't like the final installment where Wolverine finally gets the business end of death. This Hugh Jackman and Patrick Stewart story tale doesn't make Jimmy's tingle...tingle. But we do learn who Jimmy has a crush on and we promise, it will surprise you. The real question is do @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ do their own berserker barrage on Jimmy's argument? Thank you ALL for being our friends and supported our show!Hello to our new friends! We...
2021-06-041h 02
Gutting the Sacred CowJoanne Nosuchinsky ROSEBUDS Citizen Kane Episode 84 GTSC podcastThe cute as a button Joanne Nosuchinsky makes her 4th appearance continue to dominate the gutting leaderboard (unlike her Mornin' show co-host, Bill Schulz.) Joanne is attempting to kick the bloated liver out of Orson Welles's "Citizen Kane" which happens to be the MOST acclaimed film of all time. And Welles wrote and directed this all at the age of 26; when most of us were figuring out what tattoos would be the least offensive in 15 years. In our 5 fun facts, we learn how Orson Welles decided on the name, Rosebud, and it is damn hilarious. Also, we learn Joanne had...
2021-05-291h 11
Gutting the Sacred CowJay Black CHOKES American Beauty with a Plastic Bag Episode 83 GTSC podcastThe acclaimed films have no shelter to hide in. American Beauty won best picture in 1999 but Jay Black calls this a vicious mistake. He says the Kevin Spacey/Annette Bening tale should put a plastic bag over its mouth and suffocate. But do our heroes @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ think that his idea is worse than Thora Birch getting breast augmentation?Hello to our new friends! We love it when you click "subscribe", like us on social media, and most importantly when you tell your friends/family about our podcast.Looking to sell your product, advertise...
2021-05-211h 09
Gutting the Sacred CowPat Dixon RIPS the tail off of Black Panther Episode 82@PatDixon (NYC Crime report on @CompoundMedia) takes on the umpteenth superhero film on this podcast as he sinks his claws into Black Panther. That's right, one of the top 5 grossing movies and beloved films of all time. Do @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ feels Pat brings a vibranium packed argument or is his argument lazier than Forrest Whittaker's eye?Social media for the gang: @KevinGootee on Twitter, FB, IG. www.kevingootee.com @kevinisrael_NJ on twitter, FB, @Kevin_israel_comedy on IG www.kevinisrael.com @patdixon and check out his show, NYC Crime Report on @Compoundmedia. Also TBD and...
2021-05-141h 02
Gutting the Sacred CowWill Noonan DUMPS on Meet the Parents Episode 81 GTSC podcastLove the balls on @willnoonan (the Will Noonan show on Youtube) taking down a movie that your parents will undoubtedly say is one of their favorites. Will hates the Ben Stiller/Robert Deniro comedy, Meet the Parents, and does a masterful job why this film should get dumped; all while sounding like a perfect clone of Christian Slater. But is Will able to make @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ say, "Martha Focker, this film is worse than a backed up septic tank?"Hello to our new friends! We love it when you click "subscribe", like us on social media...
2021-05-071h 14
Gutting the Sacred CowBritt McHenry sends E.T. home Episode 80 GTSC podcastLove the balls on @willnoonan (the Will Noonan show on Youtube) taking down a movie that your parents will undoubtedly say is one of their favorites. Will hates the Ben Stiller/Robert Deniro comedy, Meet the Parents and does a masterful job why this film should get dumped; all while sounding like a perfect clone of ChristianLooking to sell your product, advertise your services, or raise brand awareness? You're hearing ads on our episodes, that can be you too! We'd love to help you and we can be reached at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.comSpotify, google, spreaker...
2021-04-281h 13
Gutting the Sacred CowDan Buffa DANCES all over La La Land Episode 79 GTSC podcast@Buffa82 is a film critic who isn't a douche! Gasp! We're in shock too but he's a good dude because he doesn't get blowhardy nor uses the word, zeitgeist. Dan made @KevinGootee or @kevinIsrael_NJ sit through La La Land, the movie that won Oscars and made a TON of money. We all know KG hates musicals and KI kind of likes them but did this one fall on their favorable sides? And during the episode, Kevin Israel tells a story about his laptop that overflowed with porn and needed to be taken in for repairs? Definitely a story that...
2021-04-231h 17
Gutting the Sacred CowBill Schulz RIPS OFF Superman's Cape Episode 78 GTSC podcastOur old pal and yours, @Billschulz from MORNIN' on Compound Media, returns to get the stink of ZERO gutting to his name off of him. This time, he's chosen the arguable film that open the doors for superhero films, Superman. Christopher Reeve in tights, Gene Hackman in toupees, and Margot Kidder dresses as Elsa from Frozen...this film has it all and then some. I mean, this film is 2.5 hours, not much that it doesn't have. Is Bill FINALLY victorious?Huge thanks to Podcorn for sponsoring this episode. Explore sponsorship opportunities and start monetizing your podcast by signing...
2021-04-171h 29
Gutting the Sacred CowJennifer Eckhart RIPS THE ARMS OFF OF Toy Story Episode 77 GTSC PodcastThere's a snake in @JenniferEckhart's boot! Amazingly enough, she hates one of the films that is universally LOVED, spawned 3 sequels, and an entire section in Disneyworld. That's right, Toy Story isn't good enough for Jennifer's taste and she has it out for Woody, Buzz, and even Bo Peep in this film. @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ listen to her assault against the first Pixar film but is her argument worse than melting army men with a magnifying glass? This episode is sponsored by Smile Brilliant and when ordering, use the link below!https://www.smilebrilliant.com/?coupon=gtsc...
2021-04-101h 05
Gutting the Sacred CowBlockbuster Mentality boys SLIME Ghostbusters Episode 76You know why this episode is going to be amazing? Because @blockbustercast selected @KevinIsrael_NJ all-time favorite film, Ghostbusters. The iconic film that launched one of the lamest sequels, a garbage cartoon, and an all-female reboot which send the internet into a tizzy. Do Ben and Dave's argument cross the streams and destroy Kevin Israel's enjoyment of this film? The quartet have a few, "THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN" moments. Lastly, you'll want to watch the youtube video to see Kevin Israel's face get purple with each arrow slung at his beloved Ghostbusters. This episode is sponsored by Smile Brilliant...
2021-04-031h 16
Gutting the Sacred CowShannon Lee Heyer gives the boot to Get Out Episode 75 GTSC podcastHorror fan and host of "The Thing Is (ding!) Podcast Shannon Heyer (@Gasdigital and @imshannonlee) comes on to explain why the cultural phenomenon, "Get Out" is severely overrated. Does her argument work like the teacup and spoon trick work on @KevinGootee on @Kevinisrael_NJ? Also, the gang discuss their hatred for people who chew with their mouths open and scrape their teeth on forks. See, we can discuss etiquette and movies in the same podcast, WE HAVE NO LIMITS. This episode is sponsored by Smile Brilliant. https://www.smilebrilliant.com/?coupon=gtsc#podcastLooking to sell...
2021-03-261h 19
Gutting the Sacred CowSean Kanan DEFILES Footloose Episode 74 GTSC PodcastWe seem to be on a tear with having guests picking iconic films of the 80's and finding plenty of faults with them (Coming to America, Die Hard, Karate Kid) Oh, and speaking of the Karate Kid, here's a first. This week's guest was in the Karate Kid...3. That's right, Sean Kanan (@seankanen but in KK3, Mike Barnes) joins us to crescent kick Footloose. You know, the film features the song where unoriginal couple plays at their wedding. Well, Sean wishes this film ended up like Kevin Bacon's first character role did in Animal House...spanked with a pledge paddle...
2021-03-201h 13
Gutting the Sacred CowDon Jamieson HIJACKS Die Hard Episode 73Another week, another episode where we can't believe we found someone who hates a cinematic masterpiece. Don Jamieson (@realdonjamieson) thinks Bruce Willis and his patchy chest hair frolicking around an office Christmas party is a terrible film. And for those of you too dense to figure it out, we're talking about Die Hard. Are @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ in agreement or completely aghast? And do they drop Don's argument off the top floor of Nakatomi plaza?Don't forget, you can find us on all imaginable podcasts: apple iTunes, Spotify, google, spreaker, stitcher, iheartradio, castbox, you name it and...
2021-03-121h 12
Gutting the Sacred CowLauren Sivan DETHRONES Coming to America Episode 72 GTSC podcastWhat perfect timing @LaurenSivan (Hotel Artemis, Taken 3, and Fox News) has as her selection for this episode...Coming To America. As we post this, Coming 2 America came out just yesterday and seems the masses HATE the sequel. And Lauren went from loving the first Coming to America to finding more flaws in it than a pair of knockoff Prada shoes. Can Lauren convince @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ that Prince Akeem be on a travel ban list to America?Want to write a new theme song for one of our segments (5 fun facts, Amazon 5 star reviews, Critics 1 star reviews...
2021-03-071h 09
Gutting the Sacred CowJuliette Miranda INCINERATES Pretty in Pink Episode 71 GTSC podcastOh boy, are we going to upset women of the 80's and 90's with this week's film. Juliette Miranda (@morningneurosis, host of the Unwritable Rant podcast) returns to attempt to slay, Pretty in Pink. We just heard a lot of pearls being clutched as the queen of 80's movies has never taken shrapnel on this podcast...until now.Don't forget, you can find us on all imaginable podcasts: apple iTunes, Spotify, google, spreaker, stitcher, iheartradio, castbox, you name it and we're on it! And you can also see our handsome yet smug faces on Youtube as well.
2021-02-271h 05
Gutting the Sacred CowMike Price EXECUTES Argo Episode 70 GTSC podcastFan favorite @MikePriceinLA (The Simpsons and F is For Family on Netflix) after he successfully slain Batman Returns to attempt a second gutting by going after the Academy Award winner, Argo. As in, Argo f--- yourself. Can Mike go 2 for 2 and convince @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ this film is worse than the liberties taken with the REAL story of the Iran hostage crisis? Kevin Israel tells a story what it's like to meet Dennis Quaid at an after party. And Mike also shares his disdain for JFK and why he thinks Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. We'd love...
2021-02-201h 01
Gutting the Sacred CowKendra Sunderland makes THE LAND BEFORE TIME go extinct Episode 69 GTSC podcastAdult film star Kendra Sunderland @KSLibrarygirl broke new ground on our podcast, she chose the first G-rated film to be gutted. And wow, this playful romp isn't safe from Kendra's T-Rex approach. @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ also learn how Kendra got kicked off of Instagram as well as some of her weirdest request from fans. And wow, we have some doozies here. Thank you ALL for continually shouting us out on social media, we love when you do that as well as leave us those 5 star rating and 2-3 sentence reviews.guttingthesacredcow.com is where you...
2021-02-1254 min
Gutting the Sacred CowBrad Morris SHOOTS THE NADS OUT OF The Hateful Eight Episode 68 GTSC podcastQuentin Tarrantino has a lot of fans but on this podcast, we've found our FOURTH film that someone wants to attempt to take down and that person is Brad Morris (@BradMorris773). Brad outlines many reasons why The Hateful Eight should've been left to freeze to death in the middle of nowhere. We all know @KevinGootee is a huge Tarrantino fan, can Brad coax KG and @KevinIsrael_NJ into agreeing this film should shoot itself in the nuts?Here is where you can find us on all podcast platforms (Apple iTunes, Spotify, Google to name a few) and our...
2021-02-051h 11
Gutting the Sacred CowBill and Joanne GET KARATE KID A BODY BAG Episode 67 GTSC podcastThe infamous live show is HERE! 2 of our favorite guests, @BillSchulz and @JoNosuchinsky from @morninBillandJo on @compoundmedia rejoined us to do one of the 80s biggest darlings, The Karate Kid. Perfect timing right smack in the middle of the Cobra Kai popularity. Bill and Joanne have no love for this Jersey boy getting jumped every 5 minutes who becomes an indentured servant to a Japanese handyman. And Bill plays a message from a star from one of the Karate Kid films as he's none too pleased that this film is taking fire. But can this duo convince @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ...
2021-01-291h 05
Gutting the Sacred CowBobby Umar RIPS THE HEART OUT OF Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom Episode 66 GTSC PodcastIndiana Jones is one of the most successful trilogies ever (Yeah, we're not recognizing Kingdom of the Crystal Skull). But TED talk and motivational speaker, Bobby Umar, has an axe to grind with the 2nd installment, Temple of Doom. Kate Capshaw drives him (and everyone) bonkers but does Bobby bullwhip this tale of an archeologist and charming sidekick? Or do @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ drop his argument into a fiery pit of lava?Hot news off the press: We're now on the new app, Playground. Every week, the boys will go live once a week and talk movies...
2021-01-2358 min
Gutting the Sacred CowDelvin Cox CARJACKS the Fast and the Furious Episode 65 GTSC podcastWe brought back our buddy, @Delvin_Cox, who did first appeared on the Avatar episode. Delvin says The Fast and the Furious (1st film of the franchise) says this film is fantastically terrible. Does Delvin's argument punch the NOS too soon or is it as sweet as a 10 second car. Cause he lives his life a quarter mile at a time. Let's see if he beats this film up like Dominic Toretto beat up a guy with a wrench. The gang also weighs in on possible trucker podcast titles as well as which Fast and Furious film is the best.
2021-01-161h 20
Gutting the Sacred CowMo Mandel SINKS Under Siege Episode 64 GTSC podcastThis is probably the only time we'll be saying this on this podcast... we're doing a Steven Seagal film! @MoMandel from the Full Release and Jews Control the Media podcasts wants to air his grievances regarding Under Siege. Mo hates "Die Hard on a Boat" but the real question is his argument more convincing than Gary Busey in women's clothes? Or is his dissertation as beautiful as Erika Eleniak popping out of a cake? And of course, a "who's better argument" arises...Jean Claude Van Dam or Steven Seagal? Huge thanks to Podcorn for sponsoring this episode. Explore...
2021-01-091h 19
Gutting the Sacred CowAdam Glyn SIGNS OFF Anchorman Episode 63 GTSC PodcastFormerly of TMZ and currently of Adam's Apples and Hollywood Raw podcasts, @AdamGlyn joins @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ to air his grievances with the fan favorite, Anchorman. But does Adam the paparazzi get the exclusive why this film is a low grade test pattern? Or do the Kevins think his argument is worse than Will Ferrall's jacked up teeth?Huge thanks to Podcorn for sponsoring this episode. Explore sponsorship opportunities and start monetizing your podcast by signing up here: https://podcorn.com/podcasters/No joke, not many tickets left for the live show at the AMC...
2021-01-0155 min
Gutting the Sacred CowRalph Sutton THANOS SNAPS Avengers Endgame Episode 62 GTSC PodcastWOW! Ralph Sutton (IamRalphSutton @theSDRshow @Gasdigital) joins @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ to attempt and cut the legs out from THE highest grossing film of all time, Avengers Endgame. He's going to rankle a lot of nerds, including our own Kevin Israel who is as much a Marvel fan as Ralph is. KG takes a backseat and lets these titans duke it out. Can Ralph sway the gents that his argument...is inevitable? Or does it disappear in a cloud of dust after a snap of the fingers?Guttingthesacredcow.com is where you find EVERYTHING: Tickets to the live...
2020-12-251h 14
Gutting the Sacred CowKevin Gootee and Kevin Israel pick their favorite moments from 2020 BONUS Episode 61Second time we're doing this without a guest because IT'S A SURPRISE BONUS EPISODE! @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ decided to go over their favorite GTSC moments of 2020: Gutters who gave AMAZING arguments. Gutters who picked films that never stood a chance. Most profound gutting. Funniest Gutters. You get the idea.Our first full calendar year in the books and you all have been FANTASTIC. Thank you for sharing this on your social media. Thank you for your tweets, recaps, comments, everything. We've hit our peak at #15 on iTunes film reviews and obviously, it's because of you. ...
2020-12-2242 min
Gutting the Sacred CowSarah Jay SMOKES OUT Pineapple Express Episode 60 GTSC podcastSorry stoner movie fans, you're not safe from your genre taking shrapnel. @sarajayxxx is into weed but surprisingly HATES Pineapple Express. Apparently, double penetration is less painful than watching James Franco and Seth Rogen get high. Does this AVN winner convince @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ this film is worse than a 500 person gang bang?First off, THANK YOU ALL for the love and support and we're ecstatic to announce we've hit #15 on iTunes top 100 Film Reviews! All of your 5 star ratings and 2-3 sentence reviews keep us highly visible in the algorithm. MUCH APPRECIATED!Tickets to...
2020-12-1945 min
Gutting the Sacred CowKevin Gootee shoots the eye out of A Christmas Story Episode 59 GTSC podcastYep, you read that right. It's time again for the old switcharoo as @KevinGootee takes the guest chair for this holiday season. He bullseyes one of the most beloved Christmas movies of all time, A Christmas Story. Yep, no mercy for Ralphie as KG has 7 oil drums of vitriol in store for this film. And returning as guest host is a GTSC favorite, @BillSchultz from @morninbillandjo on @compoundmedia. We can't get rid of him, especially at Christmas time. But man, Bill LOVES A Christmas story and he's not giving KG an inch. Can KG convince @KevinIsrael_NJ and Bill this...
2020-12-121h 13
Gutting the Sacred CowDave Landau FLUNKS Good Will Hunting Episode 58 GTSC podcastFan favorite @LandauDave from The Anthony Cumia Show on Compound Media returns! Dave hates Good Will Hunting like Will's friends hate SMAHT kids. Does he convince @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ that this film is worse a pony tailed douchebag quoting early economics to women at bars? Or is his argument worse than the southie Boston accent?And now, some AMAZING news. Last week, we hit the #32 on the iTunes top 100 list for film reviews. THANK YOU ALL for the support, love, retweets, and kind words. We love that you invest an hour with us every week. ...
2020-12-051h 29
Gutting the Sacred CowJames BREAKS THE BACK of the Dark Knight Rises Episode 57 GTSCWell, here we go with our second Nolan Batman film on the target range. James from @the1stbat podcast and also from merry old England hops aboard to attack the animal that caused a worldwide pandemic. The Dark Knight Rises is the most profitable in the trilogy yet James feels it's the worst of the bunch. But will @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ listen to one of their favorite trilogies be slandered yet again? (Episode 1 was Batman Begins by Ryan Dalton)THANK YOU ALL for the support, love, retweets, and kind words. We love that you invest an hour...
2020-11-261h 10
Gutting the Sacred CowAmanda Scherker SCALPS Inglorious Basterds Episode 56 GTSC podcastFirst things first: Some people have it out for Quentin Tarantino as this is the third film of his on this podcast. @AmandaScherker from @wisecrack and Hinge (she said she's looking for a husband) thinks the Brad Pitt led squadron of Nazi hunters is just plain stupid. But can @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ will give her argument a bingo? Or are they going to bash in her argument and then scalp the beejeezus out of it? LIVE SHOW TICKETS ON SALE! Joanne and Bill from the Mornin' show (Compound Media) are joining forces like Macho Man and Hogan...
2020-11-221h 04
Gutting the Sacred CowZac Amico MOON BOOTS Napoleon Dynamite in the nads Episode 55 GTSC podcastNext up in this podcast's crosshairs: a comedy that started off that inspired a TON of bad impressions as well as "GOSH" and "DANGS." That's right, Napoleon Dynamite has been selected by Zac Amico (@Zacisnotfunny from Real Ass Podcast, Zac's Midnight Spook Show) despises the story of a nerd and his buddy running for class president. Can Zac persuade @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ that this film should disappear like the moon boots have? Or do the boys think a liger should maul Zac?LIVE SHOW TICKETS ARE ON SALE NOW! Joanne and Bill from the Mornin' show (Compound...
2020-11-1442 min
Gutting the Sacred CowJoey from SWP turns Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets into a toad Episode 54 GTSC podcastDear nerds, here is your trigger warning. Joey from @SoWizardpodcast joins @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ has decided to go steal Harry Potter's wand and shove it into Ron Weasley's ginger skull. That's right, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone is the choice for this week's episode. Can Joey convince us that little cutie patootie wizard should be flushed from our memory banks?THE LIVE SHOW HAS BEEN BOOKED! Joanne and Bill from the Mornin' show (Compound Media) are doing a tag team approach to join forces and attempt to crane kick the 1984 classic, Karate Kid. Yep, the film...
2020-11-0759 min
Gutting the Sacred CowAl Mega SQUASHES Starship Troopers Episode 53For anyone who grew up or who was in their 20's in the late 90's, you undoubtedly saw Starship Troopers. It's a cult classic but a classic turd in the punchbowl for Al Mega (@comicrusaders). He doesn't like the bugs, Casper Van Dien, and feels the book was done a major disservice. But can this argument make late 1990's Denise Richards's #1 fan, @KevinGootee, join the Mobile Infantry? And does @KevinIsrael_NJ think that bugs that shoot fire and plasma from the butts are pretty cool? We'd LOVE to help your brand awareness or boost your product sales. Email...
2020-10-311h 00
Gutting the Sacred CowDavid the Producer RUINS Dirty Dancing Episode 52 GTSC podcastThe turning point of the podcast is when @BehindtheRant came on to throw the Goonies into the guillotine. So we brought him back and he picked a woman that's going to trigger women aged 30-75...Dirty Dancing. That's right, David the Producer didn't have the time of his life with this film. But until this podcast, @KevinGootee never saw Dirty Dancing. @KevinIsrael_NJ thoroughly enjoyed having KG sit through this film. And the trio discuss when women ask about their number of sex partners. But can David go 2 for 2 convincing the boys that this film is worse than Wayne Knight's "...
2020-10-241h 21
Gutting the Sacred CowTask DEMOLISHES X-Men Episode 51 GTSC PodcastWe seem to be on a real superheroes theme kick as @uptotask couldn't wait to join @GTSCpodcast to try and obliterate one of the early films (X-Men was not the first, Blade was) to kickstart the superhero genre. @KevinIsrael_NJ is an insane Wolverine fan; did he think the entrance matched the hype? And did @KevinGootee think this film was worse than Anna Paquin's "southern" accent? Only one way to tell..PLEASE subscribe so the minute we release a new episode, you get it immediately. You guys have been awesome with the 5 star ratings and 2-3 sentence reviews...
2020-10-1758 min
Gutting the Sacred CowThe STST boys WIPEOUT Point Break Episode 50Utah, get me 2...dudes who think they're going to tear down one of the most iconic 90's films ever. James and Rob from @ststcast think Keanu Reeves is an awful actor and this film is 100% pure nonsense. Action, adventure, these 2 crave not this film. But the real question is do @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ feel that this film is as good as 2 meatball subs at 10:30 in the morning? First off, THANK YOU. All of your kind words, shoutouts on social media, and telling your friends is what makes us smile and continue to forge onward doing this podcast...
2020-10-101h 05
Gutting the Sacred CowDave Williams DISOWNS Step Brothers Episode 49This episode is guarantee to rankle a lot of our friends. Dave Williams from @Barstoolsports hates Will Ferrell and flat out DESPISED Step Brothers. Do Boats and Hoes make @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ give a big ol' ear to ear grin? Or does this film make K and K wish the Catalina Wine Mixer got a bomb dropped on it bigger than Holmes and Watson?Please give us a follow on twitter, FB, Tumblr, and IG: @GTSCpodcast, @KevinGootee @KevinIsrael_NJ @BarstoolWSD and @Barstoolsports.We'd love to help you grow your business! Email us at guttingthesacredcow@gmail...
2020-10-0351 min
Gutting the Sacred CowRay Stakenas SHORT CIRCUITS Transformers Episode 48The Transformers were the CENTER of @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ universe in the 80's as the greatest cartoon next to Looney Tunes. Fast forward to 2007 when Michael Bay decided to completely ignore the most of the source material and make Megatron a plane instead of a gun. The real question is there enough good stuff in her to match the nostalgia? @AlmightyRay from @whowouldwin podcast certainly doesn't think so. He thinks this film is worse than Optimus Prime dying in the cartoon film. But do Gootee and Israel think his argument should transform and roll the f--- outta here?
2020-09-261h 10
Gutting the Sacred CowJD Duran goes Mighty Ducks hunting Episode 47The film that Gen Y loves as well as launched an NHL franchise and well as 2 sequels. The Mighty Ducks gave dumb kids all across the world that it was a good idea to quack at people. It also made people think the flying V is a legit formation in hockey. Oh yeah, it also showed Emilio Estevez driving a limo onto a pond and thinking it wasn't that big of a deal. @RealJDDuran from @insessionfilm joins @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ because he played hockey and had a TON of problems with this sugarcoated, cake eating, film. But does he...
2020-09-1759 min
Gutting the Sacred CowGeno Bisconte DECIMATES Uncut Gems Episode 46Do we have a treat for you! Geno Bisconte (In Hot Water on Compound Media and Comics Watching Comics on Amazon video) joins the boys as he HATES Uncut Gems with a passion. Why? One reason is that the bets Sandler puts in...DOESN'T HAPPEN in real life. Can Geno convince KG and KI that this film makes Don't Mess with the Zohan look like Caddyshack?Please give us a follow on twitter, FB, Tumblr, and IG: @GTSCpodcast, @KevinGootee @KevinIsrael_NJ @DiamondEugene1 @inhotwatershowWe'd love to help you grow your business! Email us at guttingthesacredcow@gmail...
2020-09-121h 00
Gutting the Sacred CowKent Garrison NEUTERS Ace Ventura: Pet Detective Episode 45It was only a matter of time before someone went after a Jim Carrey film so @KentGarrison @madaboutmovies went for the one that started it all off, Ace Ventura. Kent feels this was funny as a kid but as an adult, finds Jim Carrey more annoying that Jim's paintings or people that constantly do Ace impressions. But do @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ say ALLLLLLLRIGHTY THEN to his argument or do they think his argument should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell? First off, THANK YOU. All of your kind words, shoutouts on social media, and telling your...
2020-09-0452 min
Gutting the Sacred CowKevin Israel takes an AXE to The Shining Episode 44No, that's not a typo. @KevinIsrael_NJ wanted to sit in the guest chair to take down the Shining so I asked GTSC podcast favorite @billschulz from @MorninwithBillandJo on @compoundmedia to sit in as co-host. Is KI able to persuade @KevinGootee that the Shining is as bad as taking an axe in the belly from Jack Nicholson? Or is his argument as sweet as the artwork in Scatman Crothers's house?We now have a brand NEW advertiser so PLEASE support: MyBookie.ag and use promo code: Sacred Cow. This would be a HUGE help and help us take...
2020-08-281h 17
Gutting the Sacred CowJoanne Nosuchinsky OBLITERATES Silver Linings Playbook Episode 43We're bringing back another fan favorite, Joanne Nosuchinsky from @MorningwithBillandJo on @compoundmedia. Joanna never found the whimsical, Silver Linings Playbook, entertaining and she's hellbent on making @KevinGootee watch awful movies. Can she can convince him and @KevinIsrael_NJ that a nervous breakdown is better than this film?We now have a brand NEW advertiser so PLEASE support: MyBookie.ag and use promo code: Sacred Cow. Would be a Want to advertise with us? Email us at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.com so we can increase visibility for your business/service.Would you like to write one...
2020-08-2151 min
Gutting the Sacred CowAlice Vaughn sends Interstellar to Pluto Episode 42Interstellar was a highly acclaimed and revered film but not according to Alice Vaughn (@rationalblonde from @tgompodcast). Alice used to be a physicist and she dissects this movie with an expert eye and exploits a TON of plot worms, worm holes, and black holes. Can she persuade @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ that this film is worse than being a farmer in Idaho? Or do the boys think this film is alright, alright, alright?We want to help YOU build your business and sell your service or product. Email us at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.com to get a hold of...
2020-08-151h 07
Gutting the Sacred CowFrank Fleming from Barstool sports SUCKER PUNCHES Fight Club Episode 41We can all agree that Fight Club is a HUGE cult classic and the poster is/was a mainstay in guys' college dorm rooms. But Frank Fleming (@NJTank99 @barstoolsports) thinks that Brad Pitt and Edward Norton should swallow enough soap and drop a lit stick of dynamite down their throats. Where do you stand on this underground bareknuckled fisticuffs romp? And where do you think @KevinGootee and @Kevinisrael_NJ stand on this film? And you're in for a treat as Frank belts out a song late into the episode, something your ears will thank you for.We LOVE...
2020-08-0849 min
Gutting the Sacred CowBill McCuddy EXPELS Fast Time at Ridgemont High Episode 40One of the most iconic high school films (and iconic nude scenes) is squarely in the sights of movie critic @BillMccuddy (PBS). @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ are shocked that Spicoli and company. But can Bill convince K&K that this film is worse than Judge Reinhold wearing his baseball jersey tucked into his jeans? Or is this film still truly as beautiful as a topless Phoebe Cates? We also get to hear a FANTASTIC story about KI working in a restaurant and someone having a major "accident" in the bathroom.YOU ALL HAVE BEEN AMAZING! We appreciate every...
2020-07-3153 min
Gutting the Sacred CowMike Price BULLDOZES Batman Returns Episode 39WOW!! @MikePrinceinLA (writer for the Simpsons and F is for Family) was NOT a fan of Batman Returns which is our 2nd Batman movie (we're not counting Batman v Superman) that we've done on our podcast. @KevinGootee wastes no time sharing his affection for the Simpsons and Mike tells us a great story about writing for the Simpsons movie and having to drop that nugget when he went to see the film in the theater. But does Mike convince KG and @KevinIsrael_NJ that the bat, the cat, and the penguin were just 3 cool ingredients thrown in a blender mixed...
2020-07-241h 11
Gutting the Sacred CowJake and Tom FIRE missiles at Top Gun Episode 38Another first for the @GTSC podcast, our first duo appear on the show! Jake and Tom (@Drunkendork and @FeartheJake) share their sternly worded opinions about the 1986 mega blockbuster, Top Gun. They're not feeling Goose, Maverick, and certainly not Ice-MAN (gasp!) But does their argument... take your breath away? POW! That's how you shoehorn a reference in there! Or do they hit the ejector seat and smash their head into the covering like Goose? Only one way to find out...PLEASE continue to visit www.guttingthesacredcow.com EVERY day for brand NEW articles. Need a new shirt, coffee mug...
2020-07-1754 min
Gutting the Sacred CowSean O'Connell DISMANTLES Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring Episode 37It's another nerd fan favorite up on the firing range! @Sean_Oconnell from @Cinemablend goes after the Peter Jackson epic, Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring. According the Sean, this film has TOO much setup and NOT enough going on. But does he properly set fire to the shire? Or do @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ sick the Orcs upon his argument? PLEASE continue to visit www.guttingthesacredcow.com EVERY day for brand NEW articles. Don't forget, we have really cool hats, shirts, mugs, and superhero capes. Not yet for the capes but maybe 1 day. Tag 10 friends...
2020-07-101h 01
Gutting the Sacred CowTia Fabi throws Kryptonite at Batman v Superman Episode 36Pretty much everyone hated Batman v Superman and Tia Fabi from Geek Vibes Nation is no exception (@TC_Stark and @GeekVibesNation). And there is plenty to attack: Ben Affleck as Batman breaking his "no guns" policy. Lex Luthor acting like a quirky nerd who is off his ADD meds. And of course, "Martha." But with all of the damning evidence, can Tia convince @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ that this film is Kryptonite for good taste?www.geekvibesnation.comTHANK YOU again for your ongoing support. New contest: First person to get 5 friends to subscribe to our...
2020-07-031h 05
Gutting the Sacred CowJulette Miranda DISEMBOWELS Scream Episode 35What's your favorite scary movie? Not "Scream" for Juliette Miranda (Unwritable Rant Podcast and Bourbon Soaked podcast) as she thinks this film is insanely overrated and BAD. Her husband, @behindtherant, was able to successful gut Goonies in episode 24. Can this happy family go 2/2 in gutting cows? And can she convince @KevinGootee and @Kevinisrael_NJ that this film is worse than Neve Campbell mullet and Matthew Lillard's acting? And THANK YOU everyone to all you who continually support us and tell your friends about our podcast. We're loving every minute of this and hope you are as well. And...
2020-06-2655 min
Gutting the Sacred CowJames Gavsie TORCHES Once Upon a Time in Hollywood Episode 34Quentin Tarantino happens to be a favorite director of this podcast but @jamesgavsie could care less. He decided to take a flamethrower to Once Upon a Time in Hollywood like Leo DiCaprio did to that girl in the Manson cult. But is James able to persuade @KevinGootee and @KevinIsarel_NJ that this film is worse than feet on a dashboard. Or does K2 throw a can of dog food in the face of this argument? Plus, the boys head down memory lane whilst discussing the Transformers/GI Joe cartoon movies from the 80's plus a mini game of "Who Would...
2020-06-201h 01
Gutting the Sacred CowAnthony Cumia DEMOLISHES Face/Off Episode 33Anthony Cumia of Opie and Anthony fame as well as host of the Cumia show (@compoundmedia and @thecumiashow) join @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael on this week's episode. Anthony's choice for this episode, Face Off, and boy does he abhor this film. Anthony tells a hilarious story about Jim Norton destroying Patrice O'Neal on the old O&A show for liking this film as well as breaks into his John Travolta impression a few times. But can Anthony convince @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ that this film is worse than the monkey who ripped that woman's face...off?THANK YOU FOR...
2020-06-1357 min
Gutting the Sacred CowBill Schulz DETONATES Independence Day Episode 32A FIRST for Gutting the Sacred Cow podcast, we've brought back @BillSchulz from @morninbillandjo on @compoundmedia! Bill's first attempt with Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade was solid but does he punch this alien movie right in the face while yelling, "Welcome to Earth?" Or does ID4 fanboy @KevinIsrael_NJ fly a fighter jet right into the mothership? @KevinGootee enjoys the fireworks with these 2, whose side does he take? If you haven't had the chance, go check KG on the Dave Landau and Anthony Cumia show on 6/2! Head over to www.guttingthesacredcow.com and check out our blog...
2020-06-061h 03
Gutting the Sacred CowDave Landau SAVAGES Philadelphia Episode 31Philadelphia was a film that opened the world's eyes to AIDS and how it affected lives and careers. But @LandauDave (Compound Media and Comedy Central) points out that this film has more lesions than Tom Hanks did on his chest in the courtroom. @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ put on their best sailor outfits as Dave attempts to convince them that this movie is just an overrated attempt of broad stroke, hot button issue. If you haven't done so yet, PLEASE give us a 5 star rating and 2 sentence review wherever you listen to podcasts as well as like our...
2020-05-301h 04
Gutting the Sacred CowJL Cauvin (and Donald Trump) BLAST apart 2001: A Space Odyssey Episode 30Standup comedian/podcaster @JLCauvin (Howard Stern show) and "Donald Trump" assemble with @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ and JL has 2001: A Space Odyssey in his crosshairs. JL cannot stomach Stanley Kubrick's sci-fi critical darling but can he convince Kevin and Kevin that this film is worse than a blank screen for 3 minutes? Or does JL's argument get blown up like the Challenger back in '86? You guys and gals are just scrum-diddly-icious. Thanks for being fans and PLEASE make sure to follow us on ALL of our social media platforms. And believe us, it helps us.@GTSCpodcast...
2020-05-2350 min
Gutting the Sacred CowMatt Atchity billy clubs The Usual Suspects Episode 29@matchity (Adam Carolla podcast, Rotten Tomatoes, Moviefone) convenes with @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ to explain how the Usual Suspect cheats the audience with the ending. Forgot who is Keyser Soze, (this was the slug line when the movie came out) do KG and KI flip Matt's argument? Flip you for real. Can you hear me in the back?WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU: Questions, advice, recommendations, quarrels? Join us on social media: @GTSCpodcast on Twitter; Gutting the Sacred Cow on FB and IG. www.guttingthesacredcow.com to see our blog as well as grab a...
2020-05-1649 min
Gutting the Sacred CowChristopher Maynard DEFILES Forrest Gump Episode 28Chris Maynard from @Following_Films comes on to slay the baby boomer untouchable, Forrest Gump. That's right, the film that won best picture, best actor, and caused millions of people shoehorn, "life is like a box of chocolates," into many a conversations that then went south. The question is, do @Kevin Gootee and @Kevin Israel_NJ feel his arguments fall under "stupid is as stupid does?" First of all, THANK YOU FOR THE ONGOING SUPPORT. You guys truly make doing this podcast a joy and we've got some really cool stuff up our sleeves in the works.
2020-05-0955 min
Gutting the Sacred CowSeth Everett skewers Joker Episode 27@Seth_Everett (Hall of Justice podcast with Kevin Smith and Sports with Friends podcast) joins @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ because he has a MAJOR problem with 2019's runaway success, Joker. He even goes on the record and says that this film is worse than Suicide Squad. You know, the film that is mocked more than "The Room?" But does he convince Kevin and Kevin that this film is more bare boned than Joaquin Phonenix was in this film? Big news: www.guttingthesacredcow.com NOW has merch! Shirts, bags, hoodies and if you order before May 12th, you get...
2020-05-0249 min
Gutting the Sacred CowStoner Jesus DESTROYS Taxi Driver Episode 26@StonerJesus420 (Joe Klare) joins @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ to eviscerate TAXI DRIVER, the film that birthed thousands of s----y Robert DeNiro impressions. Joe HATES Travis Bickle like the governor of Georgia hates common sense. But do Kevin and Kevin (better than Celino and Barnes) find this film stinkier than a NYC cab in August? Give us a follow on our social media and check out the website, merch coming soon.@KevinGootee on FB, IG, and Twitter@KevinIsrael on FB, @Kevin_Israel_comedy on IGwww.guttingthesacredcow.com@guttingthe on twitter, @guttingthesacredcow on IG
2020-04-2556 min
Gutting the Sacred CowEpisode 25 Delvin Cox does AvatarHey there you cool cats and kittens! Had enough virtual happy hours yet? Gin and vodka sales through the roof so might as well fill up a highball and listen to @Delvin_Cox try to take down the aesthetically pleasing; yet light on plot mega-hit, Avatar. @Kevin Gootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ will be your judge, jury, and executioner. Does Zoe Saldana in blue make a few body parts turn blue? Wait, that means that those body parts are dying or dead. Never mind. We're now on Youtube! Watch us in our all our glory as well as see...
2020-04-1856 min
Gutting the Sacred CowEpisode 24 David the Producer does the GooniesDavid the Producer (@BehindtheRant) is going to trigger a TON of 80's babies as he takes down the Goonies. Data, Chunk, Mouth, and Mikey...no one is safe from David's warpath. But do fellow 80's kids @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ get aboard the "I Hate One Eyed Wille" pirate ship? Or is David's argument as awful as Sloth's speech and face? And good news, we're now on Youtube! If you want to see our smarmy, judgmental, yet handsome faces, tune in! Lastly, our website is now up. So all you Cowheads (nickname and patent pending), head on over on check...
2020-04-101h 02
Gutting the Sacred CowEpisode 23 Ray Gootz does Jurassic ParkRay Gootz (Gootz's Disney Pod and Comics Watching Comics) joins the boys to share his displeasure for one of the most influential films of the 90's, Jurassic Park. Ray eviscerates this film like a Raptor, T-Rex, and the tiger that got a hold of Carole Baskins husband (allegedly). Kevin Israel is a STAUNCH JP supporter and Kevin Gootee is a somewhat fan as well. Can Gootz sway both Kevins that this film is a pile of stegosaurus poop? Or do both Kevins pull a Dennis Nedry by saying, "Ah ah ahhh?"To advertise/sponsor with us: guttingthesacredcow@Gmail...
2020-04-0456 min
Gutting the Sacred CowEpisode 22 Keren Margolis does TitanicHope you're not going all Jack Nicholson from the Shining being stuck in quarantine. So let's lighten your load for all the free time you have on your hands. Keren Margolis despises Titanic and wished Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet sunk on that ship with every single copy of that film. But can she convince Kevin Gootee and Kevin Israel that this film should go away like Billy Zane's career did. First off, THANK YOU for subscribing to the podcast, we couldn't do it without you. And if you do love the podcast, we would LOVE if you...
2020-03-2848 min
Gutting the Sacred CowEpisode 21 Joanne Nosuchinsky does GreaseSick of Corona talk? Sick of quarantine with people you don't even like? Sick of people asking if you're sick of something? MORNIN' show (Compound Media) hostess, Joanne Nosuchinsky (@JoNosuchinsky) joins Kevin Gootee and Kevin Israel and she makes KG break his Cal Ripken Jr streak of not watching the movie, Grease. Joanne is NOT a fan of the film; despite being a theater graduate and a musical lover. Huh? How does that happen? Well, she's NOT A FAN and she tries to convince both Kevins that this film was worse than watching John Travolta in Gotti or Tim Conway...
2020-03-2159 min
Gutting the Sacred CowEpisode 20 Ron Barba does The Big LebowskiRon Barba (Comics Watching Comics on Amazon Video, King of the List, and Thank You For Coming) joins Kevin Gootee and Kevin Israel and sets his sights on a cult favorite, The Big Lebowski. Ron hates the Dude more than he hates the overused F word. And don't get him started on how and why Steve Buscemi is famous. Does he gut the sacred cow well enough to have KG and KI want to throw White Russians in the face of anyone who defends this film?Thanks to our sponsor, TheFightCardGame.com. Available on Amazon!Speaking of...
2020-03-1548 min
Gutting the Sacred CowEpisode 19 Jude Angelini does BirdmanJude Angelini (Author of Hyena and Hummingbird as well as host of All Out on Shade 45 on Sirius XM) joins K squared to convince them that Birdman (best picture winner 2014) that it's overrated and NO ONE talks like they do in real life. Jude also shares a tale of how he worked as a bathroom attendant in a gay bar that's nothing short of sheer hilarity. If that doesn't make you want to download this episode, you have the resting pulse of Joe Biden.PLEASE have 4 friends who are into movies subscribe to this podcast. And we cannot...
2020-03-0654 min
Gutting the Sacred CowEpisode 18 John Fugelsang does Gone with the WindWe're back and with a flourish. @JohnFugelsang (Sirius XM, VH1, Coyote Ugly) targeted one of America's most treasured classics: Gone With the Wind. That's right, the HIGHEST grossing film of all time (adjusted for inflation) is the one John chose to make @Kevin Gootee and @Kevin Israel sit through nearly FOUR HOURS of Scarlett O'Hara act like a whiny b--ch. Do Kevin and Kevin frankly not give a damn about this either? Listen to this podcast which Is 85% shorter than the film and definitely much funnier. Thanks again for all of your support! We have stickers now so...
2020-02-2958 min
Gutting the Sacred CowEpisode 17 Gerard Haran does Pretty WomanWhat is the favorite film of most women? Pretty Woman. You know who hates Pretty Woman? @Gerard Haran LOATHES it. We bet every guy who had to sit through this rom-com in hopes of some romantic encounter from their lady friend will DEFINITELY want to listen to this. Can he convince @Kevin Gootee and @Kevin Israel that this fairy tale dAnd ladies, if you're ready to have you favorite adult Cinderella tale torn to shreds, listen here:What do you folks and dislike about the show? Please subscribe here:Social media: www.facebook.com...
2020-02-1147 min
Gutting the Sacred CowEpisode 16 Mark Riccadonna does the HangoverWe believe that this episode is definitely going to strike a nerve. @MarkRiccadonna joins @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael to throw a fan favorite film into the wood chipper and that film...the Hangover. This ranks as a lot of people's FAVORITE comedy; especially in the last 10 years. Does Mark nail this argument like Mike Tyson nailed Ed Helms with a right cross? Or is his argument small and insignificant like Ken Jeong's standup career and d--k? @GTSCpodcast on twitter!We want to hear from you! What swag should we make up? What films would you want to hear reviewed...
2020-02-041h 02
Gutting the Sacred CowEpisode 15 Linette Palladino does Pulp FictionLinette Palladino (Comics Watching Comics on Amazon Video and featured in the NY Times) is a badass lady. She's a comedian, mom, and a captain in the US Army. However, she chose a film that's near and dear to both Kevins' hearts...Pulp Fiction. That's right, she does not enjoy the tale of Vince, Jules, and the Gimp. She may have survived several tours of duty in the Middle East but will she survive Kevin Gootee and Kevin Israels' wrath? guttingthesacredcow.com@Guttingthesacredcow on FB and IG@GTSCpodcast on Twitter@KevinGootee@KevinIsrael_nj...
2020-01-2955 min
Gutting the Sacred CowEpisode 14 Jay Sandlin does Cast AwayJay Sandlin (Author of Over the Ropes) wishes Tom Hanks would've stayed marooned on that island in the film, Cast Away. He convenes with @KevinGootee and @kevinisrael_nj to pitch his case that this tale of survival starring Hanks, Hunt, and Wilson is INSANELY overrated. Can @JaySandlin_WHN convinces Kevin times 2 that this film should've went down in a plane crash? Or is this argument to be cast AWAYED? Wacka. Wacka. Wacka. Advertisers looking to promote their goods or services, DM or email us: Guttingthesacredcow@gmail.comPLEASE give us a 5 star rating and quick written...
2020-01-2248 min
Gutting the Sacred CowEpisode 13 Joe Fernandes does The Sixth SenseComedian Joe Fernandes (Hard Rock Casino) visits Kevin Gootee and Kevin Israel to discuss why he loathes The Sixth Sense. The 3 of them also discuss what boy child stars grew up to look like heinous train wrecks. Does Joe convince K&K that this film is nothing besides the twist at the end? Or is his argument worse than any other M Night Shaymalanadingdong films?guttinghthesacredcow.com@GTSCpodcast @KevinGootee @KevinIsarel_NJ
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2020-01-1748 min
Gutting the Sacred CowEpisode 12 Mo Vida does RockyThis episode starts off differently than most as Kevin Gootee, Kevin Israel, and Mo Vida discuss their feet. Why? Because Mo put up a picture of her feet on IG and had several people put in cash offers for feet photos. After that hullaballoo, Mo Vida attempts to sway Kevin and Kevin that Stallone sucks in everything he does and that Rocky is no exception. Does Mo walk out of there with the title belt? Or does her argument end up like Apollo Creed in Rocky 4? @GTSCpodcast on twitter, gutting the sacred cow on FB and IG.
2020-01-0950 min
Gutting the Sacred CowEpisode 11 Jim Mendrinos does InceptionJim Mendrinos (Comics Watching Comics season 4 panelist and Living in Exile, both on Amazon Video) loved The Rise of Skywalker but HATED Inception. Kevin Gootee and Kevin Israel disliked the newest Star Wars film and they put themselves on a 5 minute clock (they slightly go over) to discuss it. Do they believe if Jim's argument of why Inception sucks is a dream within a dream? If you like, please share it. @GTSCpodcast on twitter, Gutting the Sacred Cow on other social media. @KevinGootee @Mendrinosinexile @KevinIsrael_NJguttinghthesacredcow.com
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2020-01-031h 00
Gutting the Sacred CowEpisode 10 Peter Guarraci does Godfather Part 2One of the most beloved and critically acclaimed films of American history is targeted by standup comic (Killed You Last podcast) Peter Guarraci. Peter finds GF2 to be highly overrated but can he convince Kevin Gootee and Kevin Israel that this film is just a Fredo? Please follow Gutting the sacred cow on all your social media (FB, IG, Tumblr, Twitter) and lastly, tell a friend who enjoys spirited film debate!@GTSCpodcast www.guttingthesacredcow.com
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2019-12-221h 05
Gutting the Sacred CowEpisode 9 Dante Nero does Star Wars: The Last JediStandup comics Dante Nero (Man School 202 podcast) joins Kevin Gootee and Kevin Israel. The trio discusses the Irishman, the new Ghostbusters trailer, and Dante shares his disdain of Star Wars Episode 8: The Last Jedi. Does his argument fall into the Sarlaac pit on Tatooine or is it Darth Maul double lightsaber badass? That's up for you to find out.Happy holidays and why not give us a 5 star rating and 3 sentence written review? And if you really love us? Well, nothing beats you sharing us on your social media platforms. Nothing beats a referral when your friends ask, "...
2019-12-1456 min
Gutting the Sacred CowEpisode 8 AC Roe does Wolf of Wall StreetProducer extraordinaire AC Roe despises the Wolf of Wall Street. Does he hate Leo and Margot's accent? Yep. Does he hate that it's almost 3 hours? Yep. Does he convince @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael that this Scorsese film is a junk bonds scam? Only one way to find out. PLEASE leave a 5 star rating and a quick written review. It really does help and we can't thank you enough for your support. And if you could, share with your friends if you enjoy the podcast.@GTSCpodcast on twitter, Gutting the Sacred Cow on FB, IG, Tumblr, Tik Tok...
2019-12-0255 min
Gutting the Sacred CowEpisode 7 John Guild sits on a cornucopia of film discussionsNo film this time, we just decided to talk about a myriad of things: KG's hatred of the Peanuts cartoon, KI breaks down a top 20 list of comedic films in the 2010 decade, films that are coming out, as well as a mutual love of Godzilla and King Kong between KI and John. PLEASE leave a 5 star rating and write a 2 sentence review on how awesome we are. guttingthesacredcow.com@KevinGootee@KevinIsrael_NJ@GTSCpodcast
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2019-11-2754 min
Gutting the Sacred CowEpisode 6 Mike Krewina does Star WarsYeah, someone ACTUALLY has the audacity to try to take down one of the greatest films of all time. And that someone is Mike Krewina, co-host of the Rob Saul show. And it just so happens that this is one of both Kevins' FAVORITE FILMS. Does Mike end up like Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru? Or is the Force strong in this one. Lastly, PLEASE give us 5 stars and write a quick review on whatever platform you're hearing us on. It DOES help build the audience up so we can get some advertisers. @gtscpodcast on Twitter, @gutting the sacred cow...
2019-11-171h 01
Gutting the Sacred CowEpisode 5 Kris Deblasio does ScarfaceUnlike every rapper, Kris DeBlasio hates Scarface. Does he convince Kevin and Kevin that this is a bigger waste of 3 hours than watching the Giants or Jets? Please give us a 5 star rating and write us a nice review. I owe you a hug!@KevinGootee @KevinIsrael_NJ @GTSCPodcastguttingthesacredcow.com
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2019-11-1149 min
Gutting the Sacred CowEpisode 4 Jeff Paul does SpaceballsComedian Jeff Paul (The Irishman and Comics Watching Comics on Amazon Video) HATES Spaceballs with an absolute passion. Can he convince Kevin and Kevin (like Simon and Simon but better!) that Mel Brooks whiffed on this parody? PLEASE write us a review and give us 5 stars wherever you download your podcasts.guttingthesacredcow.com@GTSCpodcast -Twitter@Guttingthesacredcow-FB, Tumblr, and IG
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2019-11-0143 min
Gutting the Sacred CowEpisode 3 Bill Schulz does Indiana Jones and the Last CrusadeBill Schulz (Mornin' on Compound Media, Maxim/Stuff Magazine, and Red Eye on Fox News) thinks he's going to persuade Kevin squared that Indy 3 is overrated. Should Bill's argument be put in a museum or have his still beating heart removed from his chest?@KevinGootee @KevinIsrael_NJ @BillSchulz @morninwithbillandjoguttingthesacredcow.com
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2019-10-2658 min
Gutting the Sacred CowEpisode 2 Mike Sicoli does TwilightStandup comedians Kevin Gootee and Kevin Israel return to hear the case of fellow comedian Mike Sicoli against Twilight. Can Mike convince the Kevins that the tween vampire film is an overrated cow turd? @KevinGootee @KevinIsrael_NJ @GTSCpodcast www.guttingthesacredocw.com
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2019-10-1247 min
Gutting the Sacred CowEpisode 1 Ryan Dalton does Batman BeginsComedian Ryan Dalton is the first guest on the maiden voyage as he "attempts" to convince host comedians Kevin Gootee and Kevin Israel that Batman Begins is an awful, overrated film. In this episode, we sit down with film critic and pop culture expert Ryan Dalton to discuss why the movie Batman Begins, often hailed as a superhero classic, is actually overrated. While the film marked a major turning point for the Batman franchise and introduced us to Christopher Nolan's vision of Gotham City, Dalton argues that it falls short in several key areas.Dalton begins by...
2019-10-0546 min