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We Needed ThisBootsismOn this week’s episode, the boys say something. Also: Freedom, friends, party, and maiming. Josh leaving for Clown School. The French constantly striking and our needing to emulate their book de play. Being a buffone. Next Gen NYC. Meredith Marks DJing in Times Square. Turning tables and rewriting history. Hannukah Party. Banana Republic’s Ruth Bader Ginsburg collection. Some of the yelluh. Pockets for the cargo and cream for the coffee. Ardor comes up. $10,000 sofas. Limb length discrepancy. The problem with the Bell House. Chosen Family. Being 100% in three different lanes. Pride Parade. Mulholland Drive being downright Lynchian. Firew...2025-07-3152 minWe Needed ThisI Smell Burnt Toast, I Taste Metal, and I'm an AmericanOn this episode, the boys discuss cross-eyed nipples. Adolphus. Getting drag pilled. Having tenement museum at home. Con Body being NOT okay! Having a short block. Best In Show. 16 Handles. Miss Incontinental. Getting your hand re-juved. Addison Rae on top, crypt keeper on the bottom. Tater Tots. F1 starring Tarn Pitt. The perfect time of day. Post-crabmeat, Pre-Covid. Corbin-19. The Comeback. Pre-ordering a book and the surprise that ensues. Losing your sparkle. Smelling burnt toast and tasting metal. Kate Berlant heading up the department of good energy. NYC mayoral primary. And finally, the boys forget to do their one a...2025-07-2446 minWe Needed ThisHer/Them CainThis week, the boys discuss being spread eagle and its impact on the numbers. Also covered: $3 coffee. A dish worth driving to. A cart of boxes of joe. Being a bit light in the wallet (and the loafers.) Matto v. Latto and Latto being the new Weird Al Yankovic. Creative container studio. Top 5 chocolates. No product placement in Mission Impossible. The new Sex and the City. An amazing set of bread. Catering. Saying it to my front. Paintballing. Birthdays coinciding with major holidays. Kim MPoxxible. Early release! Fully motion sensor bathroom. Crabmeat MRI. Crutches as a crutch. The rent b...2025-07-1748 minWe Needed ThisCool BeanisOn this week’s episode, we discuss cool beanis. Followed by: The world’s biggest bean. Biden’s diagnosis. Shakespeare genderf*ck. Wheelchair robberies. Rhodes scholarship. Summer blockbusters (again). Unlimited popcorn. Teen summer. Sin ‘em. Ambulance. Plastic on teeth on plastic. Podcast topics such as Airports. Legumes. Peanits the dog. Sharpei you stay. P and B needing to individuate. The ideal ratio of doing stuff to being alone. The impossibility of organizing a 6 person dinner. Being an indoor boyfriend. Leo’s cusp. Crabs going after your feet and straight up pincing them. Karen Pince. My 3 dogs Prince, Pince, and Peanits. An...2025-07-1040 minWe Needed ThisPost-Crab, Pre-ClownIn the Season 2 premier, Josh has crabs. The b*ys also discuss: Lancome. Sea monkeys. Lovin’ that mons pubis. Getting equine. Clipping it. Being on appeal (for legal reasons). Tongue popping with TMJ. Gaunt girl. “Going there.” Algo bait. The topic of Christmas. Asking how your you is doing. The royal “toys.” Josh going to clown school. Delia Delia. Bouffantism. Being haunted boots. Upcoming remote podcast recording sessions. Clown horn. Homeless not clownless (for comedy reasons). Being polygluttonous. Les grands jugs qui sont pleins de lait vis a vis Land O’Lakes. Governor’s school. French tourists. Salmon almondine. Pink. Qelbree...2025-07-0346 minWe Needed ThisClap in My JunctionIn the WE NEEDED THIS season 1 finale, Josh and Najee discuss the clap. Najee’s new top. The Junction. Accent mode. Tennis elbow. Shoe size. Club Foot and the shores of triple E. Does the Carthage match the drapes? Gettin’ Qaddafi. Muslim burials. So fly like a G7. Seal Team G6 and feeling slizzard. Movies going in one eye and out the other. Josh’s year and a half long interview process with the national cl*ndestine s*rvice. Threatening to out people for sport. Knee scooters. Going out once a month max. Immaculate apartments. The 3 lost episodes of the po...2025-06-2651 minWe Needed ThisStimming with High ArchesStimming with high arches. Spinning in place. Scalding hot sips. Parker Posey. Eating an egg-based dish. Najee’s dead mom. Sutton Stracke. Amazon Echo and the imposition of structure on the pod. Being on time for once. Deviated septum and breathing problems. The “modern orthodox” accent. Looking for a stamp in your own home and the reasures that may bring. Najee’s handwriting. The paper from elementary school with the dotted line in the middle. Dragging teeth across a spoon. Najee’s photo with Aaron Carter, mere decades before he met his fate. Dreamstreet featuring Christopher Trousdale. BTS. Najee’s *NSYNC fanzi...2025-06-1946 minWe Needed ThisCord ForwardNajee forgets how to do podcast. Being cord-forward. We address the couch in the room. Doja Cat’s recent performance at the 2025 Academy Awards. Working a mantra to the very bone. Shopping with the intention of buying something. Telling a story with pillows. Ardor (once again). Labels out for the boys. Harassing a small business. Seeing Rebecca Black in a spread. Tonic colonics that hit harder than Ardor. Have you met my children, Leanne, Busta, and Slant Rhymes? Gay Ski Week 2026. J’Inclusive vacations. Trillotrichomania. Trypophobia. Unwanted Thoughts Syndrome. Bodily injury, comma fear of. Nose jobs. Sprained ankles (multiple) and...2025-06-1246 minWe Needed ThisBiden BacchanalCoStar (the app). Ardor. Josh being difficult to schedule with, his being a lying snake, his many homes and their decor. Heated mugs, heated toilet seats, and Najee’s travel chisel. Cake, cake, cake, cake, cake! DJ Podcast B2B DJ Chelsea Manning. Biden Bacchanal and Monica Lewinsky’s comeback story. “Astro Pizza.” Najee’s stroke scare. Reading Braille with your cl*t. Tuck the Dog and animals having the same star sign as their owners. Open relationships. Airport novels. Najee’s abduction story. Constipation, diarrhea, IBS, SPH, and CBT (not that one, the other one.) Deviated septum and hypoxia. Cons...2025-06-0544 minWe Needed ThisLady DadaPoncho lyfe! Josh is disgusting/covered in pretzel dust. When to tell someone you love them (hint: immediately). Lady Dadaism. MAGRITTE! Annoying vs. surreal vs. erotic. Stunnin’. Geordie Shore. Spilling the L-Theanine, caffeine, sea salt and water. Jitteriness. Robby Hoffman. My cavity! Tennis elbow, lefties dying earlier, and Josh getting repeatedly rejected from Survivor. Phelbotomist Trumpers and Accutane. Corporate comforts and custom sofas. Flexibility. Did we mention ponchos? Having a first kiss in front of Pauly Shore. FDR’s lazy ass and the invention of the modesty blanket. Life being about shorthand. Mania Twain. Ponchos come up as a topi...2025-05-2943 minWe Needed ThisCarrie Choke ZeroMexico. Ceramica. NBs, NIMBYs, and ponchos, ponchos, ponchos! Plus: the perfect amount of snowfall, traumatic brain injuries, the Golf Unit, and the debut of three new characters: Doorlean Precarious, Garlic Josh, and Carrie Choke Zero.2025-05-2236 minWe Needed ThisThink WamsuttaThick calves. Heated mugs. Fire Island. Limerence. Facial sweating. GLP-1s. Israeli men at the Eagle. Monkeypox. Emotional spirals. Thick-legged childhoods. Anti-speech laws and long teeth. Wicked part one in two parts. Group sex and mustard couches. Yellow as the new pink. Beds-in-a-bag. FaceTime anxiety. Dead-eyed pissing. Antidepressant orgasms. You name it, we discuss it, as long as it's one of of the topics listed here. 2025-05-1554 min