Shows
Batch BitchEp 112 - THE FINAL FINALEWow... it's the last ever episode of Batch Bitch........ congratulations to Abbie and Konrad, Naomi is jealous of both of you See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-11-301h 22Batch BitchEp 110 - It's Turkey Lurkey Time (S7E7)Only one episode of the Bachelorette this week, which is good because Naomi and Danielle are preoccupied with All Too Well (10 Minute Version) (Taylor's Version) (From The Vault) (The Short Film) (Written and Directed by Taylor Swift) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-11-151h 19Batch BitchEp 109 - Uh Oh Bisghettio (S7E5&6)Naomi is still horny for everyone ....... umm bisexual queen alert???? Danielle tells us about a man from North Queensland called "Big Davey" and Naomi absolutely loses it on Osher (you either die her hero or live long enough to become her villain - but also being a villain is part of being Naomi's hero so it really is a lose lose here) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-11-081h 23Batch BitchEp 107 - Quietly Bi (Bachelorette S7E1&2)Naomi and Danielle are BACK in a BIG way (on amphetamines). Talking the bachelorette and Naomi’s until now completely secret attraction to women. (Also sorry the sound is slightly weird for the first 20 mins it’s Naomi’s fault but she is bisexual now so you literally cannot attack her) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-251h 28Batch BitchEp 103 - Hum would allegedly eat the baby's armOn this episode of Batch Bitch we have our very first guest, close friend of Naomi and Danielle, Hum! Who also co-created and co-wrote Why Are You Like This with Naomi and some Italian guy See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-191h 04Batch BitchEp 102 - MAFS Reunion, sorryNaomi and Danielle do one last MAFS episode about the reunion episode, no they will not be doing the new season, not after the havoc previous seasons had on their mental health. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-191h 34Batch BitchEp 100 - we made it!Naomi and Danielle answer your heartfelt questions about reality TV, the pod and their friendship. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-191h 59Batch BitchEp 99 - Don't show me your veinsNaomi and Danielle, free from the Bachelorette, chat about their lives, Aunty Donna's new show and the episode of Reputation Rehab with Abbie Chatfield. We also find out that Danielle has a weird thing about veins. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-191h 06Batch BitchEp 98 - Seeing the world through purple Steampunk tinted glasses (S6E9-10 The finale)Naomi and Danielle do an abrupt turn on steampunk, has Pete a wolf in sheeps clothing all along? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-191h 15Batch BitchEp 97 - I don't wanna kink shame (S6E5-8)Naomi and Danielle bring you a DOUBLE EPISODE as a treat and definitely not to make up for finally falling off their schedule. They spend this time complaining about almost all of the men, except for beautiful Adam. Also, Danielle tries to rap, unprompted. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-191h 39Batch BitchEp 96 - Spotted Dove (S6E3&4)Danielle and Naomi are deep in the midst of a mental breakdown, for the first time it is not at the hands of a reality tv show, This season of the Bachelorette is too boring for anyone to go crazy over. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-191h 10Batch BitchEp 94 - My Pussy, My choice (Bachelor Finale)Wow this boring season has come to an end, it was such a boring season Naomi and Danielle didn’t even realise it was the finale See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-191h 21Batch BitchEp 92 - LEGO Masters 2021Naomi and Danielle discuss the Bachelor, or at least whatever scraps they’ve edited together into a show because stuff is clearly missing from the narrative of this show. Do we care, no, this season is too boring to care about at all See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-191h 11Batch BitchEp 91 - Photo of my insides (S8E5-8)After a week off, Danielle and Naomi have four episodes to recap, which is fine because literally nothing happens in any of them. It's mostly Danielle talking about her changing body... and that's beautiful. Naomi finds a way to plug her twitch stream......... and here she goes again in the episode description........ please watch my twitch See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-191h 25Batch BitchEp 89 - You look like kind of a mole (Bachelor S8E1&2)Naomi and Danielle try to make it through the first two episodes of the Bachelor 2020. It's tough! Also, we touch on the finale of Bachelor in Paradise. love youse haha See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-191h 09Batch BitchEp 88 - They can’t show anyone F***ing at 7:30 (S3E9-12)Naomi and Danielle continue to discuss Bachelor in Paradise, we haven’t seen our mental health decline like this since MAFS. Naomi also details her car crash which Danielle finds perhaps too funny See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-191h 38Batch BitchEp 87 - #FreeBrittney (S3E6-8)Naomi and Danielle talk Bachelor in Paradise again and wow it’s become MAFS, how dare anyone not be in love with Brittney, she is an actual angel. We curse anyone who is rude to her See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-191h 48Batch BitchEp 86 - I'm not dying bro (S3E2-5)Figi is heating up! Danielle thinks the show is getting too drama-ie but Naomi is eating it up. A fun podcast between good friends with opposing views? That's sure to be an entertaining hour and a half for you to drift in and out of while you fill out spreadsheets at work! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-191h 26Batch BitchEp 85 - Bachelor in Paradise!!! (S3E1&2)Finally! Bachelor in Paradise is back and Naomi and Danielle are ready to talk about it! Is Ciarran a villain WTF, why do Cassie and Mary hate Abbie for being a hot babe? Sorry if there are point when we were out of sync, talking over the internet is sometimes tough See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-191h 15Batch BitchEp 84 - Big Brother 2020Naomi and Danielle were going to do a full recap series of Big Brother but it was simply too boring. Honestly, we've saved everyone quite a bit of grief. All hail Queen Angela!Also I think Danielle accidentally recorded her audio on her laptop mic. This is funny because of all the chat we have about the abysmal sound quality of the pod. Endearing, some would say (some). See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-191h 17Batch BitchEp 83 - Kid Nation Finale! (KID NATION E10-13)Naomi and Danielle are back after a hiatus they didn’t mean to take. Finally the Kid Nation Finale is here!!! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-191h 25Batch BitchEp 81 - Romantic peck (KID NATION E4 -6)Naomi and Danielle continue to discuss the insane 2007 show kid nation, it continues to be the highlight of our lives and I for one am annoyed the little rat children complained about drinking bleach and getting hot oil burns because now we don’t have more seasons of this show!! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-191h 28Batch BitchEp 80 - Mid tier bitch kids (KID NATION E1-3)Naomi and Danielle are back in the same room. What is this? The future? They are recapping the first three episodes of KID NATION, which has already turned out to be far better than any of the other crap they talk about. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-191h 33Batch BitchEp 79 - You can't put it in the front once it's been in the backNaomi and Danielle talk about Too Hot to Handle with a little Love is Blind thrown in there. Why don't you just listen? What's the worst that could happen? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-191h 33Batch BitchEp 78 - 5G Conspiracy for dumb idiotsDanielle and Naomi do a podcast not reviewing reality tv because neither of the franchises are on. Instead we talk about the fact it’s both our dads birthdays WTF woah crazy, Naomi had a zoom with Matt Agnew, Danielle is in a passive aggressive dispute with a littering neighbour, and the world is ending, ENJOY! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-191h 31Batch BitchEp 76 - Pipe up chachi (MAFS W8)We called this episode Pipe up Chachi. Naomi, on the podcasts, quotes Hayley as saying this. Does she say this or does she say pipe down chachi??? Now that I’ve googled it, it was probably that?? But, there is no way to know. Except of course to rewatch the episode… but I would sooner die. xoxox See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-191h 28Batch BitchEp 74 - Quarantine you dumb bitches (MAFS W6)Danielle and Naomi discuss MAFS, we're off Josh, we continue to be off Michael. Not sure about Ivan and Aleks, Danielle hopes the producers just manipulated Josh and Michael. Long live Ivan and Aleks. Also the song this week is great, an 80's ballad. Lovely See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-191h 26Batch BitchEp 73 - Naomi has Coronavirus (MAFS W5)Naomi has Coronavirus, she also forgot to take her headphone away from the mic so there's a weird echo, but this podcast is free so get over OKAY! SORRY! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-191h 51Batch BitchEp 72 - Cappuccino dick (MAFS W4)Naomi and Danielle continue to talk about MAFS, for what feels like the 1000th week in a row See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-191h 45Batch BitchEp 71 - That’s not how breakups work (MAFS W3)Danielle and Naomi continue to watch MAFS, did they miss it for the three nights it wasn’t on, yes weirdly. Naomi has run out of her free trial and has to watch MAFS at regular speed like the rest of us. She loves it. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-191h 30Batch BitchEp 70 - Sooshi Mango (MAFS W2)Danielle and Naomi continue to meet couples who are destined to hate each other. We have our first commitment ceremony in which everyone says 'Yes I wish to remain on national' See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-191h 25Batch BitchEp 69 - Hot as shit (MAFS W1)Naomi and Danielle begin to discuss (judge) the first week of couples being wed on Married at first sight. How fitting that at episode 69 they get so horny!! Just kidding they're always getting horny. They also have a fun little foray into trying to explain queer culture! That probably won't age. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-191h 28Batch BitchEp 68 - Pre MAFSNaomi and Danielle prepare for truly the worst time of the year. Who has trauma? Who will be thrown into situations specifically meant to trigger that trauma? Is the answer all of them? yes See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-1957 minBatch BitchEp 67 - The CircleNaomi and Danielle talk about The Circle, which actually kicks ass. Unfortunately there's a dead animal story from Danielle that we need to get out of the way first. Also, sorry about the song. It's literally all Danielle's fault. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-191h 06Batch BitchEp 66 - CATSNaomi, Danielle and Tazo are reunited at last, we talk CATS (You’re welcome) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-191h 03Batch BitchEp 65 - Rub your nipple rawNaomi and Danielle just talk shit basically. No excuse for this See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-1955 minBatch BitchEp 64 - Let the Cannibal looseNaomi and Danielle discuss their lives and as usual argue while trying to stay on topic discussing Cam and Jules televised wedding. Naomi accuses Danielle of not listening at one point and Danielle gets angry because for once she was listening and Naomi cannot accept the fact that she was wrong about Danielle and Danielle never received an apology. RUDE! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-191h 00Batch BitchEp 63 - I think they go there to cry (S5E11&12)Naomi and Danielle recap the last two episodes of The Bachelorette AU 2019, and mourn the loss of yet another possibly interesting relationship. It is never destined to be. We are doomed to see ken doll after ken doll take up space on our screens to do absolutely nothing with it, and then get some sponsorship deals for fitness shakes for all their hard work of boring us to death. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-191h 30Batch BitchEp 62 - Pie Money (S5E9&10)Naomi and Danielle are still mourning Ciarran by constantly comparing how much better Ciarran was than anyone else considering there are two liars, a party boi and a pie boy left to choose from. Also Danielle is disgustingly sick so I truly am sorry about all my coughing and blowing my nose See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-191h 29Batch BitchEp 61 - 2% funny (S5E7&8)Naomi and Danielle mourn the beautiful Ciarran, gone too soon. We love you Ciarran. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-191h 13Batch BitchEp 60 - Technical difficulties (S5E5&6)Naomi and Danielle try to discuss the Bachelorette however this becomes increasingly difficult because apparently the wifi in America is shit (I thought it was supposed to be good) anyway sorry about the song this week but we love it okay, let us be the artists we are (talking to you enemy of the pod PETER!) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-191h 15Batch BitchEp 59 - Muntboy Aura (S53&4)Naomi and Danielle have gone off Timm and on Ciarran (Naomi, a horny amount). They cannot help but feel sorry for fireman Jamie even though he's fucked. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-191h 18Batch BitchEp 58 - Little stilts/Bachelorette starts (S5E1&2)Naomi and Danielle discuss the opening two episodes of the Bachelorette, including Wazza aka the chicken man who cannot take a joke, and Jess who thinks being a creep is a joke. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-191h 27Batch BitchEp 57 - The Rumour (Rob) Mill(s) (Masked Singer)Naomi and Danielle talk about the masked singer, the greatest show to hit Australian shores in a long time, and Naomi talks about how much she misses Tony Abbott (but not in a romantic way like Christopher Pyne). All hail our new overlords Lindsay Lohan and Dave Hughes. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-191h 04Batch BitchEp 56 - Clit Steam (S7E15&16)Naomi and Danielle discuss the Bachelor finale, why Australia fall in love with women without self esteem and hate a horny and confident woman. Also this weeks intro/outro is a certified BANGER, Listen to full outro at your own peril See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-191h 16Batch BitchEp 55 - The Worst Cum (S7E13&14)Naomi and Danielle discuss the insanity of Elly v Abbie or as we like to think of it: The producers manipulating contestants and the Australian public. Also we find out the salt % in cum. ENJOY See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-191h 46Batch BitchEp 54 - Tutankhamun on a vision board (S7E11&12)Naomi and Danielle talk over WEEK 6 of the Bachelor. Who will Matt fall in love with? What shade of blonde will her hair be? I guess we'll just have to keep watching to find out HAHAHA!!!!Sorry. Feeling pretty manic today but trying my best. Message me if saying manic is probbo now. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-191h 27Batch BitchEp 53 - Gimme dat rose boy (S7E9&10)Naomi and Danielle discuss the week that was on the Bachelor, also we finally discuss Ivan being on Australia’s Got Talent and also probably have our greatest outdo/musical artwork to date. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-191h 22Batch BitchEp 52 - Marriage and Kids Saga ( S7E7&8)Naomi and Danielle discuss Matts Eye gouging fetish, along with of course the DRAMA and bullying. Sorry for the crackling, we’re not sure what has caused that and we will try make sure it’s not on the next episode. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-191h 20Batch BitchEp 51 - Dog C*nt Saga (S7E5&6)Naomi and Danielle make their way through the dog cunt saga. Which is funnier, dog shit or dog cunt?? Sound off below! What? There's no comment section on your random podcast app? How is that our problem? We do all this for free and you still have the gall to complain? Be an ally for once in your life (also, Naomi horny status: horny again) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-191h 04Batch BitchEp 50 - Abbie is Horny (S7E3&4)Naomi is no longer horny for the bachelor but luckily Abbie is here to help. Danielle and Naomi discuss this week's happenings in the show, as well as photoshop, pyramid schemes, how shit the races (and AFL) are and, of course, Tazo. Also, the girls in the house roast another girl for being short and Naomi takes it personally. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-191h 07Batch BitchEp 49 - Naomi is Horny (S7E1&2)Naomi and Danielle discuss the first 2 episodes of the new season of the Bachelor, that’s right, we’re back to OG format. Naomi is horny and Danielle doesn’t really remember what happened because she was monkey footin on instagram. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-191h 37Batch BitchEp 48 - Monkey footin LIVENaomi and Danielle discuss this seasons contestants one by one in preparation for the first episode of the bachelor. Also the first 10 minutes or so is just about Glee again (SORRY) then obviously we talk Monkey footin, then finally the women we will soon love. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-191h 28Batch BitchEp 47 - I'm a GeminiNaomi and Danielle completely switch vibes. Good for Naomi. Bad for Danielle. They talk about getting NAKED in PUBLIC and also the new promos for The Bachelor 2019!!! And... you hate to see it... Glee does come up See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-191h 12Batch BitchEp 46 - My cervix is pristineDanielle and Naomi talk 90 day fiancé, laser hair removal, Glee (obviously) and ask each other some questions on personal habits (courtesy of Bethany from GirlDefined). Also, Naomi explains anal glands to Danielle, something even she cannot stomach.Note: Comedian Bri Williams would like to clarify that "every dog is different" but it is the opinion of the podcast that she is doing this to appease dog owners like Naomi who are insane and take actual animal facts as personal attacks. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-191h 12Batch BitchEp 45 - GleeksNaomi and Danielle discuss the first 2 episodes of TV show ‘Are you the one?’, Naomi is in a jealous rage because Danielle has made a new friend (Controlling much?!) Danielle is clearly the Heidi to Naomis Mike. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-1957 minBatch BitchEp 44 - Poly-King-Feminist-Love-Man-SupermanNaomi and Danielle have a look at some promo for the new season of The Bachelor AU and talk about our new bachelor whose name I honestly have forgotten now. And we only recorded this like an hour ago. Matt? Andrew? Something like that. We also find out that Naomi is not smart at all actually, and pay tribute to the great Anh Do. Please don't cyber bully Alex Lilly after listening to this - it's not her fault that JK Rowling ruined her brain. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-1949 minBatch BitchEp 43 - Tazo! Stop licking your dick!!Naomi and Danielle continue asking each other Bethanys questions, there are a lot of raised voices this episode. Also I’m truly sorry for the intro music this week, I could only play about 7 seconds of it at the start but if you do want to listen to it the full version is at the end. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-191h 02Batch BitchEp 42 - Are we in love yet?Bachelor in Paradise is over and Naomi and Danielle are free for now. The girls ask each other some of the 136 questions suggested by Bethany of Girl Defined. Strangely, they end up further from God than ever (but closer to each other). See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-1951 minBatch BitchEp 41 - Paradise Finale (finally)A quote from this weeks episode by Naomi ‘If my female friend did this to me it would be so funny, if a man did this to me I would punch them win the face’ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-191h 28Batch BitchEp 39 - Murder on the dance floorNaomi and Danielle discuss how many times you can use the same tissue in this riveting episode of your FAVOURITE podcast!!! I (Danielle) apologise to you now for my disgusting cough, so sorry. We cancel Jules, you already know we cancel Ivan. We have a heated argument over who Naomi thinks Wesley looks like (she is wrong), we do not argue over who Mac looks like because his lookalike is 100% a twin or a cloning experiment. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-191h 21Batch BitchEp 38 - Do you know where commas go? (S2E4&5&6)Nah, us either. Naomi and Danielle float the idea of doing a podcast from the one and only dog park, and Danielle is finally cancelled with the help of her boyfriend. Danielle really runs past Naomi in this episode to be the biggest man hater of the pod and, coincidentally, is labelled the woke queen of the pod. Naomi feels fine about it. I said it's fine okay? Stop looking at me See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-191h 48Batch BitchEp 37 - Bachelor in Paradise is here!!!!Finally MAFS is over and Paradise is here!! Naomi and Danielle are very happy to see their favourites back! (Brittany and Vanessa Sunshine) Of course we have to cancel some people and Danielle cancels Naomi. Naomi admits the only reason she came to Danielle’s Comedy festival show was to be recognised by podcast fans, I’m (Danielle) putting this in the bio so you know to not ‘recognise’ Naomi, do NOT feed her ego!!!! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-191h 23Batch BitchEp 36 - It's finally over (MAFS)Naomi and Danielle have really done their best to make it this far. They'd like to thank their loyal listeners, and they'd like to denounce anyone involved in the making of Married At First Sight Australia - Channel 9, the producers, the experts, the cast, the crew, the advertisers, anyone who actually watched the show (including Naomi and Danielle) and anyone else who encouraged this in any way. We did it. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-191h 24Batch BitchEp 35 - RATIONAL!!! (MAFS)It’s nearly over! FINALLY! In this episode Naomi and Danielle recap the last week although we’re both so tired of the show we forgot to talk about Mike’s poem, which was absolutely written by a 10 year old child who does not know how to write a poem. Heidi deserves better. We plan the perfect dates for our partners and a leaf blower briefly interrupts the riveting conversation. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-191h 33Batch BitchEp 34 - Instagram selfies and trout pouts (MAFS)Mike continues to be awful and Jess continues to be awful and everyone cries. Danielle and particularly Naomi are struggling a lot but apparently there is only one more week left. Naomi tells Danielle about the time she made out with a reality show contestant. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-191h 43Batch BitchEp 33 - Harpies, Wenches and Mouth stuff (MAFS)In this episode, Naomi and Danielle have hit a wall. You can tell because they start the show with low energy and then descent into madness. John Aiken has to go, seriously, he is gaslighting Heidi, He is cancelled. Susie's dad needs no producing. What are the bases? Is there an apocalypse soon? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-191h 37Batch BitchEp 32 - Maybe I'll try and fall in love with you (MAFS)Naomi and Danielle are very tired. The show is awful. Maybe one of these couples will actually end up together, MAYBE. What is the point of this kind of entertainment? To give us consumerist little piggies some people to feed on while we go about our largely meaningless lives? Someone to stare at like an exhibit and say "at least I'm better than that". Who is happy? Not the contestants. Not us. Only Channel Nine and the advertisers who catch us in our brief gasps for air mid-show to sell us things we don't need. Things that they promise will...2021-10-191h 46Batch BitchEp 31 - I'm horny bub (MAFS)In this episode, Naomi and Danielle are angry at the producers for thinking Australia is that dumb. We don’t buy it. Also, no, we don’t think Cyrell should have gotten physical. BUT. She is a victim and we love our precious angel. Also Dan is a dog. Mike is a dog. John is a dog. Jess has been produced to seem like a dog.Twitter: @batchbitchpod Instagram: @batchbitchpod Facebook: www.facebook.com/batchpodcast email: batchpodcast@gmail.comMusic:Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy...2021-10-191h 23Batch BitchEp 30 - Suffocate in silence (MAFS)Naomi and Danielle get furious at almost all of the men on this show, and Naomi struggles with being cursed with finding Ines actually quite funny. They also talk about love languages a lot. Twitter: @batchbitchpod Instagram: @batchbitchpod Facebook: www.facebook.com/batchpodcast email: batchpodcast@gmail.comMusic:Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-191h 57Batch BitchEp 29 - MAFS BITCHNaomi and Danielle discuss the first 2 weeks of MAFS (meeting all the couples, the dinner party and first commitment ceremony). They also talk queefs and you find out the answer to the pig question!! Twitter: @batchbitchpod Instagram: @batchbitchpod Facebook: www.facebook.com/batchpodcast email: batchpodcast@gmail.comMusic:Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-192h 01Batch BitchEp 27 - 1 Chance 4 Ivan 2 DanceNaomi tells Danielle off for GAMBLING and then the two charming beautiful women talk about a timeless classic, 1 Chance 2 Dance (available on Netflix if you'd like to watch). Also, if you're reading this, we're gonna do Married At First Sight next week so get pumped ayTwitter: @batchbitchpod Instagram: @batchbitchpod Facebook: www.facebook.com/batchpodcast email: batchpodcast@gmail.com Music: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-191h 15Batch BitchEp 26 - Lazy Moe'sNaomi and Danielle are back from an accidental break, they talk Christmas, Louis CK, A Star Is Born (finally) and Naomi does a really good Ivan callback. Also it's Danielle here editing, I edited this after midnight and kept zoning out so I'm sorry if I've left in a toilet break or something but you're getting this for free so just skip 30 seconds you psycho. Be grateful.Twitter: @batchbitchpod Instagram: @batchbitchpod Facebook: www.facebook.com/batchpodcast email: batchpodcast@gmail.com Music: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ See acast...2021-10-191h 12Batch BitchEp 25 - The only value it ever hadNaomi and Danielle do face masks and talk competitions, Amy & Mel and the manosphere. Danielle is really echo-ey for some reason and we don't know why, but it's definitely Danielle's fault. Twitter: @batchbitchpod Instagram: @batchbitchpod Facebook: www.facebook.com/batchpodcast email: batchpodcast@gmail.com Music: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-1958 minBatch BitchEp 24 - Chihuahua vibesNaomi and Danielle are truly scraping the barrel on content this week by doing buzzfeed quizzes. And yes, none of these quizzes should be done through and audio medium. Twitter: @batchbitchpod Instagram: @batchbitchpod Facebook: www.facebook.com/batchpodcast email: batchpodcast@gmail.com Music: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-191h 06Batch BitchEp 23 - Batch Bitch DefinedNaomi and Danielle become obsessed with a youtube channel called GirlDefined, after a quick detour into Danielle's grandad's interesting religious beliefs. Twitter: @batchbitchpod Instagram: @batchbitchpod Facebook: www.facebook.com/batchpodcast email: batchpodcast@gmail.com Music: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-191h 10Batch BitchEp 22 - Sex, drugs and the electoral rollNaomi and Danielle are very happy the Bachelor/Bachelorette is over! They talk Naomi's pilot, voting, and criminal records. Twitter: @batchbitchpod Instagram: @batchbitchpod Facebook: www.facebook.com/batchpodcast email: batchpodcast@gmail.com Music: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-191h 14Batch BitchEp 21 - We did it baby (S4E11&12)Naomi and Danielle finally make it to the end of the Bachelor franchise for 2018, and Naomi gets mad at Danielle's bodily functions. Twitter: @batchbitchpod Instagram: @batchbitchpod Facebook: www.facebook.com/batchpodcast email: batchpodcast@gmail.com Music: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-191h 16Batch BitchEp 20 - Cut the baby in half (S4E9&10)Naomi and Danielle talk Hometowns, Hunting down criminal records and the judgement of Solomon.Twitter: @batchbitchpod Instagram: @batchbitchpod Facebook: www.facebook.com/batchpodcast email: batchpodcast@gmail.com Music: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-191h 33Batch BitchEp 19 - The Bulbous Bit (S4E7&8)Naomi and Danielle talk about Naomi's fetishes, Charlie's almost certain affinity for crime, Danielle's disney crush and Improv some clit lit. Twitter: @batchbitchpod Instagram: @batchbitchpod Facebook: www.facebook.com/batchpodcast email: batchpodcast@gmail.com Music: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-191h 34Batch BitchEp 18 - I wanted to dance for you (S4E5&6)Danielle goes on an excruciating rant about UFC and Naomi continues to throw out wild accusations about Bachelorette contestants. Twitter: @batchbitchpod Instagram: @batchbitchpod Facebook: www.facebook.com/batchpodcast email: batchpodcast@gmail.com Music: Pixel Peeker Polka - Slower & Metalmania Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-191h 26Batch BitchEp 17 - Testosterone in the air (S4E3&4)Naomi and Danielle discuss how low the bar is to be 'one of the good guys' in the mansion, Naomi has a few political outbursts, and Danielle poses a very upsetting hypothetical. Twitter: @batchbitchpod Instagram: @batchbitchpod Facebook: www.facebook.com/batchpodcast email: batchpodcast@gmail.com Music: Magic Scout - Farm & Club Seamus Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-191h 37Batch BitchEp 16 - Italians are still white (S4E1&2)Naomi and Danielle talk Cum Lord, our new nemesis Paddy, how cute Tazo is and cold hard dick. (Also Nauru and September 11) Twitter: @batchbitchpod Instagram: @batchbitchpod Facebook: www.facebook.com/batchpodcast email: batchpodcast@gmail.com Music: Upbeat foreverKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-191h 17Batch BitchEp 15 - WE'VE BROKEN FORMAT! (S6E16)Naomi and Danielle talk tans, Naomi's new excercise regime, our plan to get freebies from Myer, Nicks hot brother and THE SHOCK ENDING!Twitter: @batchbitchpod Instagram: @batchbitchpod Facebook: www.facebook.com/batchpodcast email: batchpodcast@gmail.com Music: Lively LumpsuckerKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-191h 12Batch BitchEp 14 - Anthrax in the mail (S6E15)Danielle asks Naomi some questions from her very normal Conversation Starter book, and then they complain about men some more (which is definitely related to the Bachelor because Nick). Twitter: @batchbitchpod Instagram: @batchbitchpod Facebook: www.facebook.com/batchpodcast email: batchpodcast@gmail.com Music: Who Likes To Party Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-191h 05Batch BitchEp 13 - Pavlova or Cheesecake? (S6E14)Naomi and Danielle discuss hometowns, a fucked pavlova and times we've been harassed. We also fight over the podcast length.Twitter: @batchbitchpodInstagram: @batchbitchpodFacebook: www.facebook.com/batchpodcastemail: batchpodcast@gmail.comMusic:Smooth LovinKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-191h 11Batch BitchEp 12 - Italians are white (S6E13)Danielle confesses that she is struggling with watching the Bachelor every week, and stops Naomi from repeatedly slandering the Honey Badger (even though Naomi is right).Twitter: @batchbitchpod Instagram: @batchbitchpod Facebook: www.facebook.com/batchpodcast email: batchpodcast@gmail.com Music: Drinkin Song Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-191h 01Batch BitchEp 11 - Uncontrollable lunatic (S6E12)Naomi and Danielle read each other’s horoscopes and Danielle gets very passive aggressive when her sister interrupts the podcast. They talk about the Bachelor for probably a total of 15 minutes.Twitter: @batchbitchpodInstagram: @batchbitchpodFacebook: www.facebook.com/batchpodcastemail: batchpodcast@gmail.comMusic:Merry Go SlowerKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-191h 01Batch BitchEp 10 - Emotional baggage (S6E11)Naomi and Danielle discuss how tough mudder is a shit date and should not be used as a substitute for therapy. The sound is a bit weird in this one but as women in 2018 we are done apologising.Twitter: @batchbitchpodInstagram: @batchbitchpodFacebook: www.facebook.com/batchpodcastemail: batchpodcast@gmail.comMusic:Bummin on Tremelo & Oh Holy Night Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-191h 07Batch BitchEp 9 - Big Fuckin Footy Men (S6E10)Naomi and Danielle struggle to keep talking about The Bachelor in this episode, because this episode of The Bachelor was so boring, even with a speedway, swords and an unplanned exit. Twitter: @batchbitchpodInstagram: @batchbitchpodFacebook: www.facebook.com/batchpodcastemail: batchpodcast@gmail.comMusic:Outfoxing the FoxKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-191h 04Batch BitchEp 8 - Flap whack box tap (S6E9)Naomi and Danielle, two straight women, critique Brooke's coming out, and describe the ways in which they were basically assaulted in high school (in a fun way).Twitter: @batchbitchpodInstagram: @batchbitchpodFacebook: www.facebook.com/batchpodcastemail: batchpodcast@gmail.comMusic:Arroz Con PolloKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-191h 00Batch BitchEp 7 - Who wants to join the conga line of fun? (S6E8)Naomi and Danielle witness the demise of the three snakes, and perhaps the greatest contestant to ever grace our screens.Twitter: @batchbitchpodInstagram: @batchbitchpodFacebook: www.facebook.com/batchpodcastemail: batchpodcast@gmail.comMusic:VeracityKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-191h 09Batch BitchEp 6 - Hoo roo (S6E7)Danielle finally asks Naomi how her week was, but breaks her heart by bringing science into the podcast studio. Also, babe, Tenille like runs away, babe. Twitter: @batchbitchpodInstagram: @batchbitchpodFacebook: www.facebook.com/batchpodcastemail: batchpodcast@gmail.com Music: Too Cool & Gregorian ChantKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-191h 03Batch BitchEp 5 - A total cuck I'm sure (S6E6)Naomi and Danielle talk about online dating (cool, fresh, edgy) and mourn the loss of our one true icon upon her departure.Twitter: @batchbitchpodInstagram: @batchbitchpodFacebook: www.facebook.com/batchpodcastemail: batchpodcast@gmail.comMusic:Funin and SuninKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-191h 07
Batch BitchEp 4 - She calls a spade a spade (S6E5)Naomi and Danielle talk moonbeams/sunbeams/moonshines, Danielle finally gets horny and we find out how Nick's family enable his terrible sense of humour.Twitter: @batchbitchpodInstagram: @batchbitchpodFacebook: www.facebook.com/batchpodcastemail: batchpodcast@gmail.comMusic:Crunk KnightKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-191h 06
Batch BitchEp 3 - Am I gonna tempt you? (S6E4)Danielle teaches Naomi how to fish PROPERLY and Australia watches another woman try to force her way onto the Honey Badger's face.Twitter: @batchbitchpodInstagram: @batchbitchpodFacebook: www.facebook.com/batchpodcastemail: batchpodcast@gmail.comMusic:Smooth LovinKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-1955 minBatch BitchEp 2 - You're gonna regret that (S6E3)Naomi and Danielle break down season 6 episode 3, which mostly consists of Cat, Romy and Alisha bullying everyone and the Honey Badger getting heaps of hot pashes.Twitter: @batchbitchpodInstagram: @batchbitchpodFacebook: www.facebook.com/batchpodcastemail: batchpodcast@gmail.comMusic:Derp NuggetKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-191h 03
Batch BitchEp 1 - Vanessa Sunshine (S6E1&2)Naomi and Danielle dig their teeth into the 25 sacrificial lambs/contestants and DISH on the first two episodes of The Bachelor 2018. Twitter: @batchbitchpodInstagram: @batchbitchpodFacebook: www.facebook.com/batchpodcastemail: batchpodcast@gmail.comMusic:Nano Hoedown & Death and AxesKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-191h 28
Batch BitchEp 0.2 - Getting to know the Honey BadgerNaomi and Danielle take a look at the trailers for The Bachelor 2018 and become aquainted with (and quickly fall in love with) the Honey Badger.Twitter: @batchbitchpodInstagram: @batchbitchpodFacebook: www.facebook.com/batchpodcastemail: batchpodcast@gmail.comMusic:WerqKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-1936 min
Batch BitchEp 0.1 - Bachelor HistoryNaomi, a bachelor fanatic, tells Danielle, a first timer, about the history of The Bachelor universe in preparation for the new season.Twitter: @batchbitchpodInstagram: @batchbitchpodFacebook: www.facebook.com/batchpodcastemail: batchpodcast@gmail.comMusic:Happy Bee - Surf & Egmont OvertureKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2021-10-1956 min