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Nappi & JayI Was In Miami BitchIn today’s Meat, the boys talk about paying on the first date, the effects of being raised in a divorced family, and Nappi’s fly-in from Florida. But first, Nappi discusses the similarities of humans, click bate texters, tomato throwers, and a Valentine’s day test. Then, Jay details the miracle story of how the sperm travelled and found the egg. Love works in mysterious ways. When you want it too much, it never shows itself. When you don’t want it at all, it forces you into it. It is the most powerful force in this universe (So power...
2022-02-152h 48Nappi & JayThe RosterIn today’s Meat the boys talk about Jay’s recent Uber experiences, the dangers of isolation, and dating with a roster. But first, Nappi discusses Chris crossing apple sauce, feeling your feelings, and feeling like the odd one out. Then, Jay reflects on ufo sightings in history and claims aliens are already here. Being single is complicated. You are expected to go on dates with a variety of people but still hide the fact that you are dating variety of people. The best way to balance this is by creating a roster that is easily rotatable and has litt...
2022-02-082h 26Nappi & JayDrag KingsIn today’s Meat the boys talk about February challenge proposals, Jay stumbling into a drag bar, and Nappi working in night life. But first, Nappi discusses Plankton and Karen's relationship, adding acquaintances on social media, movie themes, and dad friend energy. Then, Jay details the different types of orgasms women experience. The most important goal of a drag queen is to make others believe that their inauthentic physical self is actually their authentic self. We are all in drag. We morph our personalities based on the disposition of our audience. Without the ability to be a chameleon, we wou...
2022-01-182h 33Nappi & JayStraight Gay GuysIn today’s Meat, the boys talk about the first month of Team Nappi v. Team Jay, basing your worth on your relationship, and cup checks. But first, Nappi discusses squish mallows, the problem with dogs, taking a knee, and dating with insecurities. Then, Jay warms the soul by getting nostalgic about nostalgia. Each human’s individual experience is individual. To label a person based on one characteristic is to disregard the beauty of each of our existences. In an attempt to end discriminatory categorization, our society has decided to categorizes us in a more detailed way. It doesn’t make...
2022-01-042h 32Nappi & JayThe ExIn today’s Meat, the boys sit down with Nappi’s ex, Olivia aka @ohoodiee. They take a trip down memory lane and detail the highs, the lows, and the toxicity of their relationship. But first, Nappi discusses deep convos in front of mirrors, attachment styles, love languages, and an update on his cold streak. Then, Jay tests the ex-couple with Arizona State University trivia. Dating someone in college is extremely challenging. There are so many external forces attempting to destroy the sanctity of a monogamous relationship. From fraternity brothers pushing you to be single to alcohol filled nights surr...
2021-12-072h 33Nappi & JayLast NightIn today’s meat, the boys talk about Emily’s reaction to some locker room comments, Nappi's night out, and a sus but heartfelt voice note. But first, Nappi talks about guys hyping each other up, quiet girls in class and their potential, and a quote sent in from Nappi’s mom. Then Jay gives us all the facts on the Kyle Rittenhouse trial, a 17-year old boy who fatally shot 2 men and wounded another acquitted on all charges. When you ask someone if another is attractive, you really are asking if the person is good looking. Yet, attraction is bas...
2021-11-302h 27Nappi & JayHot or Not?In today’s meat, the boys sit down with Rob Nappi and talk about shower head speeds, canceling plans, and inconsistent attention. But first, Nappi discusses being noisy, asking people personal questions, and dropping out of college. Then, Jay details the evolutionary reason for boredom and encourages people to follow their passion. Momentum is a major indicator for happiness, success, and growth. It’s contagious and it makes people gravitate toward you. But when you have no momentum simple goals may seem impossible to reach and finding pleasure may seem like a fruitless endeavor. In today’s episode, the boys s...
2021-11-232h 30Nappi & JayHappy EndingIn today’s Meat the boys talk about how to eat ass, sprinkles, and a happy ending massages. But first, Nappi discusses formal breakups, using the notes app, and the attractiveness of toxicity. As children, Disney taught us about happy endings. The movies would always consist of a protagonist having to overcome an obstacle to defeat the bad guy. Once the bad guy was defeated, the protagonist would live happily ever after. As we age, we start to realize that Disney was really on some make believe shit. We might realize that bad guys sometimes win or that wining do...
2021-10-261h 44Nappi & JayFrozen EggsIn today’s Meat the boys talk about Dave Chappelle’s comedy special, adoption, and freezing a girl’s eggs. But first, Nappi discusses moms that can cook, growing up in New York, exes moving on, and naming shit. Then, Jay examines the current state of divorce in the US and the effects it has on children. What came first, the sperm or the egg? Being an unbiased male, I would have to unequivocally say the sperm. On second thought, if a sperm swims and never finds an egg then the sperm dies regardless. But an egg can be useful e...
2021-10-192h 25Nappi & JayPillow TalkIn today’s Meat the boys talk about cum clean up, giving head to someone you’re not attracted to, and dirty talk v. silence. But first, Nappi discusses shaky legs, diversifying, loyalty, and myspace rankings. Then, Jay details the symptoms associated with Dissociate Identity Disorder aka Multiple Personality Disorder and the boys do some role playing. Most attribute great sex to the physical sensation or emotional connection. However, almost all great sex has some form of communication. Whether that communication is sensual and loving or aggressive and humiliating, communication is key to having the best sex of your life...
2021-10-122h 30Nappi & JayPierced NipplesIn today’s Meat the boys talk about girls on top, making s’mores, placenta, and pierced nipples. But first, Nappi discusses getting cummed in, heated toilet seats, snoring, and kissing in the morning. Then, Jay evaluates laws that have been repealed due to being too ridiculous. Piercing ones nipples says a lot about a person. For one, it says you are comfortable enough with your body to unapologetically expose it to the piercer. Second, it shows your resistance to conform to what society considers “normal” and “appropriate.” Third, it shows your ability to withstand and endure direct pain to a sensiti...
2021-10-051h 59Nappi & JayI'm "Celibate"In today’s Meat the boys talk about ambiguous friendships, getting paid to be naked, Intern Emily, and Nappi’s attempt at celibacy. But first, Nappi discusses pop culture liars, ecstasy, and the tiring life of an adult. Then, Jay examines the different ways animals use poop. With love comes heartbreak. With heartbreak comes emotional distress. With emotional distress comes paralysis. With paralysis comes nothing. You remain stagnant. Sometimes trying to find the love of your life is counterintuitive. This is especially true when you are not satisfied with yourself because you can’t love anyone until you love yourse...
2021-09-282h 08Nappi & JayLove BombingIn today’s Meat the boys talk about the best wingman, date ideas, Nappi’s vs Jay’s dating strategies, and love bombing. But first, Nappi discusses tinder manipulation, Virgo bullshit, favorite months, and the start of fall. Then, Jay provides statistics on virgins and highlights the most famous virgins of all time. Who would ever think that showing too much affection would be deemed toxic, narcissistic, and manipulative? According to Urban Dictionary, love bombing occurs when someone showers a partner with a significant amount of attention and then leaves without warning. But what is the difference between love bombin...
2021-09-213h 12Nappi & JayAbortionIn today’s Meat, the boys talk about Nappi’s jealousy issues, self-sabotage, and Jay being depressed. But first, Nappi discusses fight tactics, pepper spray, failing to be mysterious, and using the phrase “long story short.” Then, Jay examines the constitutional underpinnings that led to abortion becoming a fundamental right. Abortion is a charged topic. It is rare for someone not to have an opinion on the subject. It’s insane that in 2021 women are having to still fight for bodily autonomy. What’s even more insane is the fact that the people creating laws restricting abortions have no empathy or u...
2021-09-143h 11Nappi & JayPlan AIn today’s Meat, the boys talk about Saturday night women, buying presents for girls you’re sleeping with, and how Plan B can sometimes be Plan A. But first, Nappi discusses guys dressing like sluts, dead grandma jokes, milk, and separating laundry. Then, Jay details the history of eunuchs and animals with no dicks. For some reason, the gods made sex feel so much better without condoms. Even worse is the fact that the gods made cumming in girls raw feel almost irresistible for us anti-contraception males. But what if there was a pill that would allow you to c...
2021-09-072h 55Nappi & Jay9/10 WomenIn today’s Meat the boys talk about hacky sacks, ball movement, dating someone who is bisexual, and 9/10 women. But first, Nappi discusses body hair, popularity of tattoos, chasing women, and high value men. Then, Jay details the story of Conrad Roy and Michelle Carter. Being a completely unique and original person is impossible. Most people will agree that we are a product of our environment. A lot of people fail to understand that we are also a product of our genetics and evolutionary adaptations. Male Bonobos will fuck each other to create a social hierarchy. Bees dance to co...
2021-08-312h 36Nappi & JayAdultingIn today’s Meat the boys talk about subjects of their first cum shots, Splash House recap, and becoming old fucks. But first, Nappi discusses not-so-sweet childhood sweethearts, walking communities, New York attitude, and hitting on trans-women. Then, Jay details the loneliest animals and animals with the longest gestation periods. As a privileged American teenager, having fun and hanging out with your friends seems essential to your happiness. Time and responsibility are normally after thoughts. It’s your parents responsibility to keep you alive and out of prison. As you get older, you realize the product of hard work and...
2021-08-242h 12Nappi & JayWhat Is Life?In today’s Meat the boys talk about paid poops, Nappi’s guardian angel, and lying your way out of sex. But first, Nappi discusses post-ghost texting, good v. bad people, acting your age, and people pleasing. Then, Jay uncovers and details the horrific state of North Korea. What are we? Humans. What are humans? Organisms. What is the purpose of an organism? Survival. Why? Who the fuck knows! In today’s episode, the boys have an existential crisis and question everything from their relationships to the purpose of their existence. This shit gets deep. It’s not for the smal...
2021-08-172h 29Nappi & JayRehabIn today’s Meat the boys talk about saving nudes, collateral, time management, and Nappi’s mind shift. But first, Nappi discusses calculating jerks per minute, imagination, rap battles, high school fights, and unhinged Uber drivers. Then, Jay breaks down obscure Olympic sports and the Simone Biles controversy. The only person that can get an addict to overcome their addiction is the addict. There is usually an "ah ha" moment that forces them to see themselves in their most unadulterated and authentic form. However, the trigger is only the beginning of the journey. To fully overcome, it is vital to s...
2021-08-102h 41Nappi & JayRelapseIn today’s Meat the boys talk about dating app strategies, eye contact during sex, and post-breakup rekindling. But first, Nappi discusses boyfriend dick, being content with your dick size, missing your partner, and trusting party girls. Then, Jay examines weird food combination that people eat throughout the US. Breaking up with someone can feel like getting over an addiction. Especially when the relationship is toxic to a point of dependency and loss of self. Seeing one instagram story can make your mind go crazy and your heart ache. Even worse, a simple “hello” text can cause you to fall r...
2021-08-032h 06Nappi & JayNightmare BreakupIn today’s Meat the boys talk about Jay’s nightmare, MILFs, following the rules, and Nappi’s non-breakup breakup. But first, Nappi discusses planning your week, meeting the parents, reverse gatekeeping, and ADHD. Then, Jay becomes a wedding planner and details the perks of monogamy. In 94% of breakups, at least one partner gets stuck with emotional turmoil. (Cited Source: bullshit.gov). There is nothing that sucks more than having to end a relationship with someone you care about. Expect for having a nightmare about having to end a relationship with someone you care about. In this episode, Jay examin...
2021-07-272h 22Nappi & JayKing of BootyIn today’s Meat the boys sit down with @ryanreadthrive and talk about Nappi’s new view on condoms, paralyzing content creation, girls being a distraction, and ass play. But first, Nappi discusses secret relationships, salty exes, bringing girls around friends, calling people out, blowjob form, and side sex. Then, Jay details the history of women exercising and the obsession of big butts. Ryan Read is the founder and owner of Thrive Specialized Training. Ryan has over 10 years of experience helping women obtain the asses of their dreams. Aside from being a booty expert, Ryan brings a unique, raw, and...
2021-07-201h 53Nappi & JayFighting Fucking FoodIn today’s Meat the boys talk about tasting lube, nice guys finishing last, the return of Chlamydia Chris, and work romance. But first, Nappi discusses peacocking, fake fucking, live nudes, and smelly balls . Then, Jay examines the beautiful world of Paralympics and expresses his support for Sha'carri Richardson. Fighting, Fucking, and Food are the most important factors to human's evolution. Since the inception of humankind, war and conflict have been imbedded in our culture. Arguments and debates are key to the pursuits of innovation and truth. Without sex there would be no such thing as humans or any oth...
2021-07-132h 17Nappi & JaySus Boy SummerIn today’s Meat the boys talk about experience vs. opinion, the first fly in, being single until you’re not, the 25-28 rule and Sus Boy Summer. But first, Nappi discusses cat calling, being a man whore, benefits of basic sex, and being a different breed. Then, Jay details a variety of torture punishments used in past. Hot Girls Summer sounds super fun and exciting. Girls being girls. Super dope. But what about sus boys being sus. Thats dope too right? Maybe not. But fuck it, in today's episode, the boys discuss the beginning of Sus Summer and all...
2021-07-062h 19Nappi & JayNo SexIn today’s Meat the boys talk about meeting a real life Chad, using a condom, and holding out. But first, Nappi discusses pokie nipples, the biggest lie, breast milk, moving in and PTSD. Then, Jay explores offensive phrases from around the world. There are many reasons for people to wait to have sex. Religion, anxiety, are sexual health are a few. But what about waiting because you really like someone? Does that make sense? Can waiting facilitate building a meaningful connection or is sex necessary to fully determine compatibility? In today’s episode the boys tackle those questions head...
2021-06-292h 16Nappi & JayLamestreamIn today’s Meat the boys talk about division in our society, going against the grain, and popular shit. But first, Nappi discusses Noah’s ark, guns, diarrhea, and killing someone. Then, Jay examines the importance of gooch length and the effect it has on sperm count. Humans have a biological and evolutionary need to feel accepted. Most feel the inherent desire to belong to something bigger and assimilate to societal majorities. However, there are those who fight against their animalistic instinct to be liked. These individuals are true humans because they reach a genuine level on self-consciousness. In today...
2021-06-221h 55Nappi & JayWhat's Good Mama?In today’s Meat the boys talk about sushi dates, anxiety inducing selfishness, mandatory masturbation, and the anti-girl challenge. But first, Nappi discusses the having an iron ass, stretching, best gender neutral greetings, and private events only. Then, Jay conducts a ceremony for the passing of Baby Girl aka Penelope Grape. Sometimes it’s not what you do or what say that matters. Sometimes all that matters is WHEN. In todays episode, the boys talk about how wrong timing could completely destroy something that could be great. There is a right time and a wrong time to text a girl...
2021-06-152h 12Nappi & JayMake Me HappyIn today’s Meat the boys talk about falling asleep during sex, being a cat dad, and searching for happiness. But first, Nappi discusses the abundance of bad bitches, getting passed the aux, and being called out for not wearing condoms. Then, Jay reviews the history of women sexuality and the creation of the vibrator. According to a recent survey, Americans are the unhappiest they’ve been in 50 years. The decrease in happiness is due to a multitude of reasons such as the increase of isolation, unemployment, and social media comparison. However, the biggest reason most people are unhappy is b...
2021-06-082h 03Nappi & JayDating CommunicationIn today’s Meat the boys talk about the importance of self, long term relationship rebounds, and how to communicate with a potential partner. But first, Nappi discusses his theory on blondes, Aladdin and sex with him. Then, Jay examines the risks of getting a rim job and the best potions to receive one. You just went a phenomenal date. You were vibing with them and they were vibing with you. The next day, you see something at a store that reminds you of them. You grab your phone and go to text them. Then you hesitate. You think to...
2021-06-011h 58Nappi & JayOpposites AttractIn today’s Meat the boys talk about the differences between girls and guys when it comes to moving on, being someones second option, and dating someone with opposite values. But first, Nappi discusses not replying back, the correlation between being single and being intelligent, and suicide nudes. Then, Jay deep dives into hand fetishes and cum factories. Personality differences are essential to having a successful long lasting relationship. Without differences, relationships can become stale, uninteresting, and overall redundant. However, just like it’s not good to be completely the same as your partner, it is also not good to b...
2021-05-252h 28Nappi & JayWatching Your Boy BangIn today’s Meat the boys sit down with @rblakehammond to talk about the weekend, eating ass, being depressed, and watching your boy fuck. But first, Nappi discusses Blake being homophobic, tipping at a restaurant, and his relationship trauma. Then, Jay reads comments from the Nappi & Jay Tik Tok and calls out Nappi for not responding to a fan. You are laying in your dorm bed and you hear your boy open the door with a girl. You immediately close your eyes, turn your body to face the wall, and pretend you are sleeping. Your boy starts to make ou...
2021-05-182h 28Nappi & JayGood Date Bad DateIn today’s Meat the boys talk about guys not approaching girls, Nappi’s good date compared to his bad date, and getting your girlfriend pregnant. But first, Nappi discusses commenting on girls pictures, sleeping with a best friend’s partner, being single in the summer, and pre-sex masturbation. Then, Jay tells a story about his Uber driver and evaluates the biggest indicators for intelligence. The biggest difference between a good date and a bad date is comfort. On a good date, a couple will feel at ease, not afraid to be themselves, and connected. On bad dates, a couple...
2021-05-041h 47Nappi & JayLonely BoysIn today’s Meat the boys talk about breaking up, the danger of drugs, needing more friends and being lonely. But first, Nappi discusses picking the wrong friend, being straight but having same-sex sex, and the meaning of life. Then, Jay talks about rape culture in the animal kingdom and old pharmaceutical drugs. It’s a Saturday night, everyone you know is out doing something with a bunch of their friends. You’re sitting on your couch by yourself, depressed, smoking a blunt to the dome, feeling like no one in the world fucks with you. Well, you are physic...
2021-04-272h 30Nappi & JayMurder MysteryIn today’s Meat the boys talk about having sex with a virgin, coming across as douche bags, cigs on the couch, and approaching girls. But first, Nappi discusses cooking struggles, playing cards, and sleeping in class. Then, Jay brings on the host of Savage Mind Podcast and the owner of Savage Mind Designs, Jason Hector. Most of the time when someone is murdered the media interviews the family members of the deceased. You rarely hear anything from the family members of the murderer. Most family members of the accused shy away from the spotlight to protect themselves from ri...
2021-04-202h 26Nappi & JayWedding CrashersIn today’s Meat the boys talk about what guys think about when they’re getting head, wedding vows, family influence, and being a snake in the grass. But first, Nappi discusses Amish people, red light moves, poor millennials, and not pulling out. Then, Jay details the process of getting your colon irrigated and does the tik tok sound challenge. Seeing people get married is one of the most moving events humans experience. You get to see two individuals voluntarily decide to become one union. In this episode, the boys reflect on their experience at their boy’s wedding and dr...
2021-04-132h 22Nappi & JaySoft LipsIn today’s Meat the boys talk about hooked on phonics, smart girls v. gossip girls, cool kids table, and saying I love you. But first, Nappi discusses choosing new interests over old interests, listening to friends advice, and masturbating. Then, Jay evaluates things that use to be expensive that are now cheap. “I love you” is one of the most powerful phrases in the English language. Its power stems from its meaning. The issue is that the meaning behind it depends on the subjective intentions of the person saying it. In this episode, the boys discuss what to do whe...
2021-04-061h 59Nappi & JayBreadcrumbingIn today’s Meat the boys talk about fisting, seeing past partners on social media, being alone, and breadcrumbing. But first, Nappi discusses fucking without blinds, dog parks, heads up 7up, and Andy Milonakis. Then, Jay distinguishes different types of thieves and evaluates some of the most notorious thieves in history. Do they hit you up randomly and then ghost you for awhile and then hit you up again? Are you left confused by this inconsistency? Well, if so, this podcast is for you because today the boys talk about breadcrumbing. Breadcrumbing occurs when a person has no intentions of...
2021-03-302h 17Nappi & JayHustle CultureIn today’s Meat the boys talk about sleeping with a married woman, Jay’s new job, hustle culture, and guys with the single objective of having sex. But first, Nappi discusses Apple Music vs Spotify, crime statistics, guys built different, and baby talk. Then, Jay traces the evolution of toys and evaluates their use in society. As kids we were told that if we work hard, get good grades, and go to college we could be whatever we want. Now we are adults that checked off all of those boxes yet we are stuck in jobs that we hate...
2021-03-231h 50Nappi & JayRelationship Status: Like a KiteIn today’s Meat the boys sit down with Rob Nappi to discuss swingers, unsolicited nudes, Sous Vide, venting to parents, and never ending relationships. But first, Nappi discuss unemployment, pumping gas, baby makers, and the three pillars. Then, Jay plays the Newlywed game with the two Nappis. Most people have someone from their past that they can never truly get away from. The relationship becomes a never ending cycle of getting back together then breaking up again. In this episode, Rob Nappi provides his insight and perspective on this occurrence. It’s hard being a kite that wants to b...
2021-03-162h 17Nappi & JayIt's Not a Lie When I'm HornyIn today’s Meat the boys talk about Jay’s moving situation, Nappi becoming an adult, getting sized up, weed around parents, and pre-nut honesty. But first, Nappi discusses playing music in the car, field trips, and dogs ability to comprehend. Then, Jay evaluates things Americans do that other countries think are weird. You ever date a guy and think to yourself “this dude is either a lying douche bag or extremely bipolar.” At one moment a guy can be super down for a girl and the next completely over it. In this episode, the boys talk about this phenomen...
2021-03-091h 46Nappi & JaySplit ChecksIn today’s Meat the boys talk about caveman, dinosaurs, Jay getting in trouble and splitting the bill on dates. But first, Nappi discusses waking up early on vacation, snow in Texas, and people who believe in conspiracies. Then, Jay deeps dives in to two absurd dreams he had this week. One of the most uncomfortable parts about dating is figuring out who’s paying. If it’s a first date, the girl should offer to pay but the guys should ultimately be a gentleman and pick up the check. However, what happens when you are on date 5 and the gi...
2021-03-021h 33Nappi & JayI'm Toxic HonestIn today’s Meat the boys talk about Nappi’s tattoo horror story, hanging out with your ex, and being toxic vs. being single. But first, Nappi discusses gaslighting, the little piggy that went to the market, and dreaming about phones. Then, Jay questions whether there are universal evils and attempts to define morality. They say that honesty will set you free. What they forget to mention is the effect your honesty has on others. In this episode, the boys talk about how sometimes their honesty is low key toxic. They go on to debate whether it is better to b...
2021-02-231h 45Nappi & JayNot a SimpIn today’s Meat the boys talk about overthinking, being portrayed as a simp, dating people with opposite political beliefs, and nonverbal v. verbal communication. But first, Nappi discusses new age deadly sins, extinction, animal attraction, and email signatures. Then, Jay confuses Nappi with 4 riddles that have differing levels of difficulty. Barry Bonds struck out 1539 times in his career and he holds the record for most home runs in MLB history. Moral of the story is that even the greatest of all time strike out. In this episode, the boys talk about how to maintain confidence during an on sl...
2021-02-161h 59Nappi & JaySex TipsIn today’s Meat the boys talk about playing prank, googling sex tips, and the confidence gap. But first, Nappi discusses his deviated septum, overnight investors, and being petty. Then, Jay explores sports from around the world. Everyone wants to be great at sex and with the proliferation of sexualized media the pressure to perform is higher than ever. Humans know how to hump. Unfortunately, humping only gets you so far. In this episode, the boys evaluate different methods and strategies to help you perform at the highest level. It’s never bad to get better.
2021-02-091h 45Nappi & JayFriendship CircleIn today’s Meat the boys talk about Cass being a pathological liar, Nappi’s brand, bringing new people in the group, and heartbreak. But first, Nappi discusses AirPods, genital nerve endings, and iced coffee. Then, Jay examines different types of STDs and discusses their effects on animals. Friends come and go but family is forever. This saying mistakenly assumes that friends cannot become family. In this episode, the boys sit down with their closest female friends to air out some dirty laundry and build a deeper connection. What is the purpose of having younger sisters if they aren’t thei...
2021-02-022h 00Nappi & JayFamily MattersIn today’s Meat the boys talk about hydro flasks, dating goals, ego, and familial pressures. But first, Nappi discusses blocked numbers, moving away from home, and talking shit about small dicks. Then, Jay evaluates different ways to avoid being robbed and murdered. Everyday we navigate through a multitude of expectations that are placed on us by society, friends, employers, teachers, and family members. For most people these expectations shape the way they choose to live their lives. But should it? In today’s episode, the boys talk about the pressures and expectations that their families place on them. As W...
2021-01-262h 07Nappi & JayPlatonic Emotional Support ExIn today’s Meat the boys talk about LinkedIn, being blessed, bridging the gap, and girlfriends meeting exes. But first, Nappi discusses high maintenance girls, pancakes and waffles, and necrophiliacs. Then, Jay reflects on being an addict and lists the top addictions in the US. When you breakup with someone there is an assumption that your friendship with them ends. But why? In most long term relationships your partner becomes your best friend. Yet we are expected to completely stop communicating with someone that you’ve grown accustom to talking to everyday. In this episode, the boys talk about bein...
2021-01-191h 56Nappi & JayCabin TripIn today’s Meat the boys talk about the results of Nappi’s trifecta, four condoms, and their trip to Flagstaff. But first, Nappi discusses the covid hustle, pathological liars, and breakup insurance. Then, Jay evaluates different New Years traditions from around the world. To celebrate the new year, the boys took a “trip” to and in the snow. The word “trip” has a lot of meanings. For one, it could mean to fall or stumble on something. Secondly, it could be described as a journey or excursion. Lastly, according to Webster, it could be defined as “an intense visionary expe...
2021-01-121h 42Nappi & JayCumming in MasksIn today’s Meat the boys talk about obtaining a slight edge, Nappi’s failed trifecta, New Years resolutions, and cumming in masks. But first, Nappi discusses self absorbed men, nicknames, and manual transmission cars. Then, Jay examines different objects that have fallen from the sky. 2020 was the year of masks. We masked our own failures by blaming our shortcomings on external forces, we masked our depression by faking happiness on social media, and finally we masked our faces to reduce the spread of Covid-19. So to symbolize new life in 2021, the boys encourage you to cum in a mask...
2021-01-051h 28Nappi & JayMentimidationIn today’s Meat the boys talk about the meaning of life, Adam and Eve, extinction, cumming early, and fighting with girls. But first, Nappi discusses his grades in school, Albert Einstein’s eyeballs, and the COVID vaccine. Then, Jay evaluates the different methods to reverse male pattern baldness. In last week’s episode, the boys discussed the need for confrontation in a relationship. The problem is the boys are toxic. In this episode, the boys discuss the destruction that constant friction causes in a relationship. Remember, to always do as we say not as we do. Well, in this ca...
2020-12-221h 50Nappi & JayPassive MalesIn today’s Meat the boys talk about Jay’s comedy show experience, calling girls the wrong names, being high maintenance, and passive males. But first, Nappi discusses his favorite childhood candies, being a chameleon, and running from the cops. Then, Jay tells a story about how he met an alien. Are girls attracted to guys that do everything for them? The balance between being both dominate and passive is a hard one to find. In today’s episode, the boys talk about the consequences of being a push over and the importance of standing your ground. Sometimes you need a...
2020-12-151h 41Nappi & JayThe "Exclusive" PhaseIn today’s Meat the boys talk about locking doors, onlyfans boyfriends, dancing with the stars, and being exclusive. But first, Nappi discusses being compared to jersey shore, coal miners, pacing around, and his social media detox. Then, Jay evaluates different ways to have non-penetrative sex. What’s the difference between being exclusive and being in a relationship? A label? The exclusive phase occurs when one partner wants a relationship and the other is just waiting for the next best thing. In this episode, the boys unpack the fallacy of being single but exclusive. “Exclusive” is not exclusive until the stat...
2020-12-081h 42Nappi & JaySuper Spreader Birthday PartyIn today’s Meat the boys talk about Nappi’s Super Spreader Birthday Party, having secretive sex, dating confidence, and COVID depression. But first, Nappi discusses read receipts, waiting till marriage, and being sexually harassed. Then, Jay plays a game involving the most common illnesses. In this episode the boys catch you up on how they’ve been since testing positive for COVID. Nappi talks about having sex while his mom’s at his house and details his most recent date. Jay discusses recovering from COVID and provides insight on being depressed during these wild times. Welcome back to “Keeping up...
2020-12-011h 43Nappi & JayBuild-A-BitchIn today’s Meat the boys talk about the best date spots, the differences between passive and direct girls, and falling in love for one night. But first, Nappi discusses guys that aren’t funny, peanuts, and sadness in America. Then, Jay contemplates a quote and analyzes the presidential election. In this episode the boys talk about the qualities they look for in a girl that they just want to hook up with. This isn’t about finding the one. This is about finding the one for one night (or a couple of weeks). This is the blueprint to meet t...
2020-11-171h 47Nappi & JayThe OneIn today’s Meat the boys talk about being content creators, the effects siblings have on our lives, and finding the one. But first, Nappi discusses the word “chile,” contour titties, and his bucket of nudes. Then, Jay examines the evolutionary explanation for nightmares. Everyone is looking for their perfect match. The question is whether or not they actually exist. Will you ever meet someone that you have no reservations about or are red flags inevitable? They say that there are plenty of fish in the sea but sometimes the sea is full of tuna and you’re looking for a sal
2020-11-101h 39Nappi & JayHooking Up With A StrangerIn today’s Meat the boys talk about virgins, Nappi hooking up with a stranger, and being a selfless partner. But first, Nappi discusses bad relationships, nutting in cupcakes, and his sext slave. Then, Jay examines 4 of the strangest plane crashes in history. Having sex with someone new could sometimes be nerve-racking. Having sex with someone you’ve only known for 30 minutes usually amplifies that anxiety tenfold. However, in this episode, Nappi discusses why his experience hooking up with a stranger was one of the best sexual encounters he’s ever had. They say chemistry is a science but someti...
2020-11-031h 21Nappi & JayMost Guys SuckIn today’s Meat the boys talk about Nappi’s favorite YouTube channel, picking up grandmas, wack guys, and big areolas. But first, Nappi discusses watching TV porn, flying girls out, and desk jobs. Then, Jay analyzes the meanings behind rude hand gestures from around the world. Effort and personality are the only two things a guy needs in order to find a girl. Unfortunately, most guys in our society lack one or the other. In today’s episode the boys talk about this phenomenon and discuss the implications it has on their personal lives. It’s easy, all you have...
2020-10-271h 49Nappi & JayCasual SexIn today’s Meat the boys call Jay’s “Bad Date” to get her perspective on the night and Nappi talks about trying to make sex casual. But first, Nappi discusses cumming fast, parent wake ups, and irregular texters. Then, Jay tells a story about him taking and passing a drug test. Humans are literally born to fuck. Yet there is a societal stigma placed upon individuals who just fuck to fuck. Is there a good reason for this stigma or should people start treating sex more casually? In today’s episode, the boys provide their personal takes on casual sex...
2020-10-201h 38Nappi & JayPodcast BeefIn today’s Meat the boys talk about Nappi communicating with stars, Jay getting called out on a podcast, and Nappi having sex. But first, Nappi discusses the effects of edibles, birthday party anxiety, and the coin shortage. Then, Jay breaks down the facts and controversies surrounding the Breonna Taylor case. Tupac wouldn’t have been Tupac without Biggie and Biggie wouldn’t have been Biggie without Tupac. Beef is an integral part of rap culture. In this episode, the boys make beef an integral part of podcast culture. Moral of the story, if you speak about the boys don’t...
2020-10-131h 55Nappi & JayBad DatesIn today’s Meat the boys talk about balcony stories, judging people based on their social media, bad dates, and rejection. But first, Nappi discusses suicide prevention walks, permanent records, and bullying. Then, Jay provides a detailed description of sexual reassignment surgery. What do you do if you’re on a shitty date with a really nice person? Do you end it early or do you ride it out? In the episode the boys talk about their own strategies to get out of these situations. We all know that the faster you rip off a bandaid the quicker the pain...
2020-10-061h 38Nappi & JayBlondes Don't Like MeIn today’s Meat the boys talk about the effects of no fap, forced diversity, soft dick blowjobs, hitting on waitresses, and blondes not liking Nappi. But first, Nappi discusses the correlation between anxiety and horniness, why guys don’t need reassurance, and kayaking. Then, Jay details the workings of a successful homeless operation in Mesa, AZ. Every time you interact with a person you make conscious or subconscious judgments about them. These judgements are not inherently bad. They are used as a defense mechanism in order for humans to protect themselves against potential threats. However, if we do not...
2020-09-291h 21Nappi & JayFriend ZoneIn today’s Meat the boys talk about Jay receiving a nude, Nappi teaching lessons and the friend zone. But first, Nappi discusses the meaning behind repetitive numbers, being a triple threat, and starting an onlyfans. Then, Jay examines the effectiveness of different penis enlargement methods. “I think we’d be better as friends.” Hard words to say but even harder words to hear. In this episode the boys discuss the infamous friend zone. Whether you are the one being friend zoned or you are the one friend zoning you must be tactical with your approach. The boys are here to...
2020-09-221h 24Nappi & JayJerking OffIn today’s Meat the boys talk about the problem with the masses and jerking off. But first, Nappi discusses girls getting high, trend followers, and guys that can’t get it up. Then, Jay analyzes the prevalence of cross-species sex in the animal kingdom and talks about hybrid animals. When does masturbation turn from a normal human behavior to a compulsive addiction? Is it a problem that your significant other sometimes prefers to jackoff rather than have sex with you? How does the increase of sexualization in our society affect men? In this episode the boys use their own...
2020-09-081h 31Nappi & JayFrat LifeIn today’s Meat the boys talk about fraternity life and friends dating other friends’ exes. But first, Nappi discusses cargo shorts, flat pillows, talking to plants, and pick-up lines. Then, Jay pays respect to one of his biggest idols by reading some of their most inspirational quotes. This episode details the trial and tribulations of being a pledge. From hazing to pledge class drama to getting dropped to starting their own fraternity the boys cover it all. This is the story about how Nappi and Jay met and became brothers.
2020-09-011h 44Nappi & JayFemaleThis episode the boys sit down with one of their favorite human beings, Cassandra Noviello aka Cass aka the dopest female in the game. But first, Nappi discusses snorting caffeine, Alaska, and incenstual relationships. Then, Jay expresses his deep and wholesome love for people on the Autism spectrum. In today’s Meat the group talks about the word female, cancel culture, Nappi’s sugar baby drama, depression, and blocking people. Since the inception of the podcast this guest has been referenced by the boys many times. It was only right to have her on as a guest for such a pi...
2020-08-251h 29Nappi & JayNothing Sweeter than a Sugar BabyIn today’s Meat the boys talk about sugar babies, girls who don’t talk on the phone, and avoiding random hookups. But first, Nappi discusses talking to himself, edible anxiety, and guys who spend their days looking at hot women. Then, Jay contemplates whether asshole teachers are real or just a myth. Many people assume that the life of a sugar baby is smooth sailing. However, people fail to recognize the difficulty that some sugar babies face in their attempt to find a genuine and altruistic connection. In this episode Nappi discusses his hesitations to explore a meaningful rela...
2020-08-181h 19Nappi & JayThe Perfect GirlIn today’s Meat the boys talk about the possibility of a Tik Tok ban, their favorite types of nudes, finding happiness in a world of endless possibilities and the perfect girl. But first, Nappi discusses going balls deep in a “gine”, wearing Heelys, and the hate he’s been receiving on twitter. Then, Jay reads suspect statements that Nappi made in his most recent Tik Tok Live. Asking if the perfect girl exist is like asking if aliens are real. For both questions the answer is of course. The only problem is there are very few individuals who have eve...
2020-08-111h 15Nappi & JayBody CountIn today’s Meat the boys talk about Nappi’s microwave mishaps, attracting premium women, and body count. But first, Nappi uses his moment to answer strange questions from people who’ve DM’d him. Then, Jay talks about different body counts in the animal kingdom. Everyone’s body count has a story behind it. The problem is that most people see a number and immediately start making assumptions. In this episode the boys discuss the dangers and unfairness of having such an initial reaction. Oh yeah and the boys reveal their own body counts…
2020-08-041h 05Nappi & JayPlaying it SlowIn today’s Meat the boys talk about the absurdity of conspiracy theories, Nappi taking an edible, Jay meeting a new girl, and talking to exes. But first, Nappi discusses T-Pain losing his virginity, the fastest recorded cum shot, and a sus DM he got this week. Then, Jay attempts to help Nappi get back into porn by introducing him to strange porn genres. In the beginning of the dating process, one of the easiest ways to lose a girl’s interest is by coming on too strong. In this episode the boys talk about the importance of playing the...
2020-07-281h 16Nappi & JayRaw DogIn today’s Meat the boys talk about a message from Jay's sister, Nappi getting punked by a girl, having sex without condoms, and boyfriends liking other girls photos. But first, Nappi discusses 16 year olds who look 25, "the drive to the rave," and a sus DM he got this week. Then, Jay draws attention to a rare congenital birth defect that Lil Dicky was supposedly born with called hypospadias. It is not a secret that the boys are extremely environmental friendly. For example, in this episode Nappi aka "animal lover" details the hardships he went through in order to wa...
2020-07-211h 13Nappi & JayEating AloneIn today’s Meat the boys talk about eating alone, happy endings, and removing distractions. But first, Nappi discusses the perfect penis size, hot boyfriends, and sus DMs he got this week. Then, Jay tells a story about buying a stranger cigarettes and provides a list of different forms of currency. This episode is all the boys’ journey towards eliminating distractions. Whether it’s Nappi discovering the flow of eating alone or Jay purging all females from his life, the boys have been making a conscious effort to stay focused on bettering themselves. With that being said, come and let us...
2020-07-141h 03Nappi & JayGay Sh*tIn today’s Meat the boys sit down with Blaise Castagnetti, a very close friend who happens to love dick. But first, Nappi discusses stoops, sucking titties, car sex, and the power of sending voice notes. Then, Jay talks about homosexual behavior in the animal kingdom and animals with large clitorises. This episode details the triumphs and struggles of a gay bachelor in 2020. The Meat starts with stories from the boys about discovering their own sexual orientation. This evolves into a dialogue about the gay dating scene, micro penises, blow jobs, floating vaginas, and orgies. Get the lube ready be...
2020-07-071h 16Nappi & JayTake a Hit to Get a NutIn today’s Meat the boys talk about getting infected by coronavirus and giving second chances. But first, Nappi discusses respectful sex, male bedrooms, and 1st grade teachers who love to fuck. Then, Jay claims that birds are robot drones and that the government is using them to spy on us. This episode details the lengths the boys will go to have sex. Whether it is knowingly getting infected by coronavirus or getting back with an ex that screwed you over. Sometimes you got to take the hit in order to get the nut. Other times, the nut is no...
2020-06-301h 00Nappi & JaySunset PodcastIn today’s Meat the boys discuss their biggest fears and the growing pains that come with life long friendships. But first, Nappi talks about romanticizing high school, guys posting pictures on Instagram, and the meaning behind the infamous “I wanna see you” text. Then, Jay claims that Tik Tok is a spyware app and that Nappi is a puppet for the Chinese government. The boys normally record the podcast mid-afternoon when the sun is shining the brightest. However, in this episode the boys started recording as the sun began to set. Thus, this is the Sunset Podcast both litera...
2020-06-231h 07Nappi & JayMoving OnIn today’s Meat the boys discuss giving directions to strangers, an Australian girl that Nappi met and the role ego plays in breakups. But first, Nappi talks about being a better coach than a player, flirting in relationships, and becoming emotionally more intelligent than parents. Then, Jay gives new insight on his relationship with Thomas Potter and vents about his continued bike troubles. Moving on after a relationship is sometimes difficult and sometimes easy. Today the boys provide two different perspectives on the breakup process. Jay details both his struggles and growth after getting dumped while Nappi explores hi...
2020-06-161h 09Nappi & JayGood Girls Bad GirlsIn today’s Meat the boys discuss ass eaters, the best places to find good girls, girls hitting guys, and Nappi’s breakup. But first, Nappi talks about guys moaning during sex, girls who laugh at their own jokes, and the 3 words that make every guy cum. Then, Jay reflects on his history of getting hit by cars and discusses his new friendship with an old man. This episode is all about girls. Girls that eat ass, girls that go to church, girls that are abusive, and a girl that Nappi broke up with. Sit back and relax while the...
2020-06-091h 19Nappi & JayFuck Marry KillIn today’s Meat the boys play a game of Fuck Marry Kill, discuss Jay getting a bike, and talk about Arizona opening back up. But first, Nappi discusses getting a handjob from a girl who knows sign language, taking pictures with friends, and being a man’s man. Then, Jay quizzes Nappi on famous pop culture quotes. SPOILER: Nappi fails the quiz. This episode the boys play Fuck Marry Kill using obscure categories. Such categories include food, mental illnesses, natural environment, sex workers, and types of drugs. Listen and find out whether the boys would Fuck Marry or Kill...
2020-06-021h 01Nappi & JayDalyss Not DallasIn today’s Meat the boys interview Dalyss Hanson, an above average white guy from North Dakota. But first, Nappi talks about masterbating to Hentai porn, girls who vent about their exes, and being too old for snapchat. Then, Jay discusses fun facts about North Dakota and Dalyss’ hometown Crosby. Dalyss is an aspiring standup comedian and the host of the podcast Swim Lessons. He sits down with the boys to discuss his journey leaving North Dakota and pursuing his dream as a standup comedian. It was definitely a bumpy road but as the quote he lives by states: “charac...
2020-05-281h 14Nappi & JayFirst GirlfriendsIn today’s Meat the boys discuss their first girlfriends, Jay passing the bar, and reoccurring nightmares. But first, Nappi discusses Mother’s Day, making friends with gay dudes, and dating a person that always wants to “make it work.” Then, Jay examines the effects of naming your child X Æ A-12. This episode is all about young love... breaking hearts and getting your heart broken. The boys reminisce on a life that was simple yet complex at the same time. We are going 10 years in the past and talking about the girls that wish they didn’t get away.
2020-05-191h 08Nappi & JaySend NudesIn today’s Meat the boys discuss sending nudes, errant texts, dating white girls, and whether ignorance is truly bliss. But first, Nappi reminisces on making his high school english teacher’s life miserable and the boys talk about things that make them cry. Then, Jay discusses sexual relationships between humans and dolphins. Back in the day getting a nude from a girl was like hitting a bullseye. Nowadays nudes are taken for granted. It use to be an art form and now it’s just child’s play. Our old age has blinded us from the magnificence of a well s...
2020-05-051h 02Nappi & JayF***ing RobotsIn today’s meat the boys talk about porn addiction, sliding in DMs, and answer why all guys love the weather. But first, Nappi dissects two words that have recently grown in popularity and the boys talk about the impact of big dick energy. Then, Jay lays out his plan to become a pimp and the boys discuss the future of sex robots. Do you find yourself watching porn multiple times a day? Is your little guy getting tired? Do you love the weather? Well, give your buddy a break and listen to the boys talk about f***ing ro...
2020-04-211h 07Nappi & JayThe Art of FishingIn today’s Meat the boys talk about getting ghosted, hooking up in quarantine, and exotic animals. But first, Nappi discusses why no one likes Samantha and attempts to name the 3 branches of government. Then, Jay comes clean about something he did 15 years ago. Today, the boys take a deep dive into the relationship ocean and realize that the key to success is casting a wide net. Bring your bait because it’s time to go fishing.
2020-04-071h 02Nappi & JayDifferent Cuts of MeatIn this episode, the boys sit down with Iso to shoot the poop. Iso is a yoga teacher, a life coach, and an all around dope person. The podcast starts with Nappi discussing peeing on people and the inequality between males and females when it comes to finding a mate. Then, Jay explores the life of intersex people and the boys argue over whether or not they would want to be intersex. In today's meat the boys talk about their biggest regrets, the first time they masterbated, hearing their parents have sex, and insignificance of humanity. Get ready because...
2020-03-241h 08Nappi & JayYou Play to Win the Game!In today’s episode, the boys discuss playing and navigating your dating life through the “GAME.” The podcast starts out with a tweet about a male toad having vaginal sexual intercourse with a dead female toad and Nappi laying out the blueprint on how to smoke for free. After that, Jay goes on a rant about people’s obsession with toilet paper and gives his factual opinion about COVID-19. The Meat starts with the boys answering what the “game” is and why there is no choice but to succumb to its rules. Then, the boys give their Do’s and Dont’s on h...
2020-03-1757 minNappi & JayAn Independent Mom on a MissionIn today’s episode, the boys recorded off-location at Podfest 2020 in Orlando, Florida. At Podfest the boys met and sat down with the multidimensional April Sky. April is a wedding photographer, a life coach, a soon to be podcaster, and a single mom. The boys dive into April’s life and discover why she has been an inspiration to hundreds of single mothers. But first, Nappi discusses the ultimate way to shut up your partner during a fight and the journey from “babe to blocked.” Then, Jay talks about unique ways to discipline your children and Nappi details his plan to...
2020-03-1057 minNappi & JayThe Wild Wild WestIn today’s podcast the boys bring in the man, the myth, the legendary first gay on the podcast: Isaiah Martin. Isaiah is a manager at one of the hottest nightclubs in Scottsdale and is a life long friend of the show. He sits down with the boys to discuss the uncensored realities of working in the nightclub industry. In Nappi’s Internet Moments the boys talk about penis enlargement surgery and the possibility of creating a Neapolitan penis (kinda like the ice cream, but better). That discussion inevitably evolves into a conversation about an all male threesome and how...
2020-03-0356 minNappi & JayNew York vs. CaliforniaToday's episode features the battle of the coasts! Nappi's New York upbringing versus Jay's home state of California. The guys start the show with a quick Nappi's Internet Moments discussing the lack of "I love yous" in porn, and Nappi goes off about escalator etiquette! Jay then deep dives into the rat problem in NYC, which Nappi quickly dismisses as the strength of his city's charm. Things really start getting feisty in the Meat, with the boys tackling the topics of Weather/Landscape, Food, Sports, Music, and Lifestyle to start. They argue about which city is truly the food...
2020-02-241h 06Nappi & JayDo You Suffer From Anxiety?On this week's episode of Nappi and Jay the guys discuss the topic of anxiety. Through out the podcast the guys touch on different themes of anxiety from sexual performance, pooping in public, how to face your fears and much more. The show starts with a sexual Nappi's internet moments. They discuss casual sex, sex without orgasms, and somehow end up moaning at each other with some weird sexual role play. This leads into Jay's peculiar mind. Jay tells us about a comedy skit, which talk's about the responsibility of men in the bedroom and how guy's have more...
2020-02-1858 minNappi & JayWelcome to D-DayD-Day aka Valentine’s Day: A day to make your relationship feel special, for couples to get laid, and singles left to cry. Nappi and Jay are here for all of you on such a polarizing day. Nappi start off the podcast discussing the oppression he has faced for being an off-white olive boy. The boys argue about whether or not sexual intercourse is more intimate than kissing and the application of a particular gonorrhea spread. Then, Jay gives a history lesson on the origins of Valentine’s Day. Let’s just say, it was originally for the boys. The Me...
2020-02-1151 minNappi & JayDoes Kim Really Eat McDonald's?No matter if you watched the Super Bowl for the game, the halftime show, or the commercials, this show has it all for you. The podcast opens with the boys reviewing Demi Lovato’s rendition of the national anthem and the sensational performance of her sign language interpreter. The boys then briefly discuss how the Chiefs broke Jay’s heart and the 49ers championship aspirations. After that, the boys dig into everyone’s favorite part of the Super Bowl: The Commercials. From Kim and Kanye’s McDonald’s order, to baby avocado carriers, and the birth of Baby Nut. The conver...
2020-02-0445 minNappi & JayFriendship GoalsFriendship Goals: Do you need friends? Don’t worry, Nappi and Jay will be your friends. Today the boys tell you everything you need to know about friendship. But first, Nappi talks about the sexual tension he feels shopping at Trader Joe’s and the possibility that at any moment a TJ’s orgy could pop off. The conversation takes a completely different turn when the guys contemplate the origins of Dippin’ Dots and ask why you can’t buy them at a normal store. Jay talks about a man who for 27 years lived in solitude and only said one word t...
2020-01-2852 minNappi & JayHow to Get Over Your Toxic RelationshipNappi starts the podcast with a clip of a hotel guest claiming that Jerry, from Tom & Jerry, is in his room. The boys then discover that girls also have unexpected boners (lol what?). Then, Jay discusses the “Dan Bilzerian” of the animal kingdom and the abuse female otters receive from males. The Meat begins with the boys answering relationship questions from fans regarding reverse psychology, communication, and threesomes. This leads into their 7 step approach to getting and staying out of a toxic relationship, such as understand people lie, cut off communication, and staying distracted just to name a few. Do y...
2020-01-2146 minNappi & JayThe CandymanHave you ever heard the phrase “I know a guy?” Today’s guest is that guy: The Candyman! But first, Nappi starts the podcast with hard “blunt” hitting questions: Have you ever seen two people fight? How do you put oxygen in an oxygen tank? Why do drinks get hot and food get cold? Jay then discusses how magic mushrooms effect the human consciousness, let's just say it might have something to do with a 6 inch pet gorilla. The Meat is dedicated to uncovering the truth behind the life of a drug dealer. The Candyman discusses robberies, sketchy fiends, and the up...
2020-01-1456 minNappi & JayJesus the Ultimate MarketerDoes God exist? A question asked from the beginning of human consciousness, but still yet to be solved. Today, the boys grapple with the question and take a step closer to finding the truth. But first, Nappi discusses birthday texts from Jesus, the possibility of World War III, and having his next birthday at Panera Bread. Then, Jay sheds light on 3 hipster religions and educates Nappi on the concepts of sodomy, placenta, and abortion. The meat starts with the boys discussing their own beliefs in God and questioning one another’s beliefs. Then, the boys discuss the downward trajectory of...
2020-01-0746 minNappi & JayNew Years Special: The Lost EpisodesNew Years special: The episode opens up with the boys reflecting back to their first ever Intro (Isis) theme song. They then play a clip of taking a random phone call, really showing their noobie stripes. Nappi contemplates if girl's pooping is an actual thing, Jay tries to convince him otherwise. Somehow the conversation turns into Jay getting rag dolled by a girl and Nappi talks about breaking a disembodied girl’s heart. After Nappi tells a story about getting stung by 23 bees, we discover that Jay is actually the world's greatest bee advocate. The guys talk about the or...
2019-12-3153 minNappi & JayMerry SusmasMerry Christmas! Today the boys switch it up for a holiday special. Instead of Nappi’s Internet Moments, Jay’s Peculiar Mind, and the Lighting Round, the boys deliver a straight smash-mouth Christmas review. They start by discussing their own Christmas traditions, their feelings on the day, and expose the worst gift givers in their families. Then, the guys reminisce on some of the most popular gifts of the 90’s. Nappi talks about how he used some of those gifts to cause some really questionable mischief. Jay describes his weird obsession with rubber bugs. The show wraps up with some r...
2019-12-2431 minNappi & JayLove and KateOn today’s show the boys interview an influencer known as Kate.van.horn; Not only is she an influencer, but she happens to be Nappi’s ex! Before they get into it, the gang attempts to figure out what Kate’s “this her” pic, and discuss why cat guys are actually better than dog guys! Jay tells us about some unpopular social media sites he is trying to help get off the ground. Somehow this turns into a conversation about cankles and boob jobs. The meat is a hodgepodge of funny stories and digestible tidbits on Kate’s experience o...
2019-12-1756 minNappi & JayPassion FruitToday’s episode starts with Nappi telling a story of a girl pooping at their boyfriend’s house, which then turns into a heated discussion on sending nudes! Jay’s search for a new career path takes him around the world. Nappi vies for a shot at interim weeping boy! In the Meat, the boys take you on a journey to finding your passion. They review different personality types and give you some pointers on becoming more self-aware. It comes full circle when boys discuss their journey starting the podcast. Get ready, today you get that much closer to findin...
2019-12-1045 minNappi & JayProcrastination at It's FinestThis week the boys discuss the many implications that procrastination can have on our lives, but before they get into all that Nappi really gets emotional about eyebrows and women with green eyes. Jay then brings up the ethical dilemmas that surround post mortem ejaculation. Trust me, you really don't want to miss that. The Meat is filled with insight into why we all seem to dilly-dally our way through life. They discuss the different reasons and delaying tactics that we all seem to employ, but give some hilarious tips on how to snap out of it -- you...
2019-12-0342 minNappi & JayHug EverydayThe episode begins with Nappi calling out the “Very Mean Girls” of Twitter, get ready for a serious clap back! Jay will tell you a quote that will make you break up with your partner almost instantly. Although, that will transition you perfectly to the day's Meat. The boys discuss the keys to a successful relationship. They review conventional tips routinely suggested to improve the happiness of your relationship with a little bit of a twist. In the end, they provide you with the one big takeaway for making a relationship work, don't be weird if it gets a litt...
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