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Wisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives PodcastMarch 2023 UpdateWe know that you most likely already knew this, but we wanted to be transparent and give you an official word on our hiatus. We love you, stay juicy.2023-03-0802 minWisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives Podcast4.05 Art Isn't EasyIn this episode we discuss Kayla way too much for how long she's onscreen, Danielle entering her Bimbo era, and the epic race for President of the Homeowner's Association of the Wisteria Lane of America. This is definitely an eppie to show your mom's husband!2022-11-2956 minWisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives Podcast4.04 If There's Anything I Can't StandIn this episode we discuss the arrival of The Wisteria Gays, Katherine's elder abuse, and the beautiful pygmy nuthatch.2022-11-1354 minWisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives Podcast4.03 The GameIn this episode we discuss Danielle's newest pregnancy hobby, who we think Gaby looks like, and ask the burning question: "Has F-licity H-ffman ever smoked š„¬?"2022-09-101h 11Wisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives Podcast4.02 Smiles Of A Summer NightIn this episode we discuss the great new energy Katherine brings to the lane, the "Tinafication" of Edie Britt, and ponder if we all share the same k!nk.2022-09-0459 minWisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives Podcast4.01 Now You KnowIn this episode we welcome a new (hot) housewife, discuss our Season 4 mystery, and check in on the current status of lime flavored soft drinks on Wisteria Lane.2022-08-131h 02Wisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives PodcastSeason Three Wrap UpIt's Season 3 wrap up time and McKenzie gives us the broad strokes on everything that happened, Ned has Season 4 predictions, and does NOT talk about Glee.2022-08-0731 minWisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives PodcastMarcia Crossover: Boy Meets World (w/ Carly Strait!)In this episode we continue to prolong Season 3 (aka McKenzie is out of town) as Ned sits down with famous podcaster, Carly Strait to discuss Rhiannon Lawrence in our very first Marcia Crossover. Nothing has been fact checked.2022-07-3027 minWisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives Podcast3.23 Getting Married TodayIn this SEASON 3 FINALE EPISODE we discuss Weddings, Bree's return, and Ned still won't shut up about Glee.2022-07-2556 minWisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives Podcast3.22 What Would We Do Without You?In this episode we discuss Edie's red flags, missing Bree, and the most lesbian moment of the whole season.2022-07-1657 minWisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives Podcast3.21 Into The WoodsIn this episode we discuss: Chicken Little.2022-07-0956 minWisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives Podcast3.20 GossipIn this episode we discuss the return of our 2022-04-2254 minWisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives Podcast3.19 God, That's GoodIn this episode we discuss new love triangles emerging, getting HWORNY in the elevator, and our new petition to FREE MCCLUSKEY!2022-04-1551 minWisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives Podcast3.18 LiaisonsIn this episode we discuss our worst food service stories, the nuanced similarities between Desperate Housewives and Glee, and 'bipples'.2022-04-0955 minWisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives PodcastIn Memoriam #6THIS EPISODE CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES EPISODE 3.15! Continue at your own risk!2022-03-0416 minWisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives Podcast3.17 Dress BigIn this episode we discuss prenups, an Interesting romantic confession, and meet the most British people alive.2022-02-2652 minWisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives Podcast3.16 My Husband the PigIn this episode we discuss keeping romance alive, men being pigs, and THE RETURN OF REX VAN DE KAMP?!2022-02-111h 02Wisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives Podcast3.15 The Little Things You Do TogetherIn this episode we discuss being confused for 50 minutes???2022-02-0653 minWisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives Podcast3.14 I Remember ThatIn this episode we discuss the many truths of Orson Hodge, convenient plot devices, and returning to our all time favorite bit of the podcast.2022-01-2259 minWisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives Podcast3.13 Come Play Wiz MeIn this episode we discuss 2000s reality television, the start of "Primo Breemo"*, and (once again) Wikifeet.
*Primo Breemo is not actually said in this episode2022-01-1455 minWisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives Podcast3.12 Not While I'm AroundIn this episode where we are delirious and tired we discuss Gameboy SPs, he/they kings, and VHS birth control.2021-12-3154 min
Wisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives Podcast3.11 No Fits, No Fights, No FeudsIn this episode we discuss Glee covers, Gone Girling, and moist cake.2021-12-031h 01Wisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives Podcast3.10 The Miracle SongIn this episode we discuss finger foods and girl talk... š2021-11-1256 minWisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives Podcast3.09 Beautiful GirlsIn this episode we discuss 'soaking'.
Content Warnings: CSA/Pedophilia mention 7:35-10:07, 25:50-26:28 & 34:49-39:20, Eating Disorder mention 32:22-33:022021-11-0554 minWisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives Podcast3.08 Children and ArtSurprise bitch. I bet you thought you'd seen the last of us (2). WE'RE BACK!!! In this episode we discuss an unceremonious character farewell, multi-level marketing schemes, and Evil Mommi.2021-10-271h 04Wisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives PodcastIn Memoriam #5THIS EPISODE CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES EPISODE 3.07! Continue at your own risk!2021-09-2219 minWisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives Podcast3.07 BangToday we're discussing the first Desperate Housewives "disaster episode" and one of the most iconic episodes of television. More clips, more content - the most epic Wisteria Gays YET. Content warning for discussion of gun violence throughout.2021-09-151h 25Wisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives Podcast3.06 Sweetheart, I Have to ConfessIn this episode we discuss repetitive storylines, drunk bonding, and a surprising pregnancy.2021-09-0955 minWisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives Podcast3.05 Nice She Ain'tFUCK! ISSA WEDNESDAY!! In this episode we discuss fake orgasms, impulsive pizza parlor purchases, and Joy Lauren being ashamed of us.2021-09-011h 11Wisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives Podcast3.04 Like It WasIn this episode we discuss some sweet Orson moments, the ins and outs of baseball, and PISS.2021-08-251h 02Wisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives Podcast3.03 A Weekend in the CountryIn this episode we discuss sex in the woods, old flames being reignited, and the return of our favorite, our boy - our gay prince.2021-08-181h 15Wisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives Podcast3.02 It Takes TwoIn this episode we discuss our Queen Julie finally getting her own storyline, the most cringe ship on earth, and murderous wedding accusations.2021-08-1156 minWisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives Podcast3.01 Listen to the Rain on the RoofSEASON THREE PREMIERE BABY!!! In this episode we pick up 6 months after where we last left our housewives and dive into the delicious mystery that surrounds Orson Hodge in this fantastic season premiere.2021-08-041h 09Wisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives PodcastSeason Two Wrap UpIn this special bonus episode we ZOOM and wrap up our thoughts on the wildness of Season 2 of Desperate Housewives. We talk about our favorite moments, predictions for season 3, and of course the highly anticipatedā¦ LESBIAN OF THE SEASON!2021-06-3031 minWisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives Podcast2.24 Remember - Part 2SEASON FINALE!!! In this episode we discuss the setups for some juicy storylines for season 3, emotional ass-kickings, and being Goth Gays.2021-06-231h 04Wisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives Podcast2.23 Remember - Part 1In this episode we discuss TWO character deaths, the... interesting hair choices of this episode, and the truth of the Applewhite mystery finally being revealed.2021-06-161h 10Wisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives Podcast2.22 No One Is AloneIn this episode we discuss women on the verge of a nervous breakdown, the sheer amount of fuck energy radiating from Mike x Susan, and how it's hating Carlos hours again (:2021-06-091h 09Wisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives Podcast2.21 I Know Things NowIn this episode we discuss the multitude of hot boy punches in this episode, yet another case of arson, and the Andrew/Bree feud coming to a heartbreaking peak.2021-06-031h 03Wisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives Podcast2.20 It Wasn't Meant To HappenIn this episode we discuss Bree's open heart (and titties), donut shop cocaine busts, and GIRL FIGHT!!!2021-05-2755 minWisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives Podcast2.19 Don't Look At MeIn this episode we discuss kidnapping babies, Karl's wet abs, and PFLAG Mom Bree van de Kamp.2021-05-201h 04Wisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives Podcast2.18 Everybody Says Don'tIn this episode we discuss Peter's boundaries, respecting women juice, and terrifying lip touching.2021-04-211h 05Wisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives Podcast2.17 Could I Leave You?In this episode we discuss the nuances of breastfeeding, our dire need for Mike x Susan to get back together, and our favorite strip club name EVER!2021-04-151h 03Wisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives Podcast2.16 There Is No Other WayIn this episode we discuss how Bree's character arc is making us sad, the return of Horny Rage Fuel to Wisteria Lane, and MIKE IS LOVE!!2021-04-081h 07Wisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives Podcast2.15 Thank You So MuchIn this episode we discuss the return of all our faves, revoking MILF privileges, and getting absolutely shit-faced.2021-03-311h 17Wisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives Podcast2.14 Silly PeopleIn this episode we discuss fake marriages, the ENTIRE MYSTERY COMING TO LIGHT HALFWAY THROUGH THE SEASON, and whether or not eating raw bacon can kill you.2021-03-241h 07Wisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives Podcast2.13 There's Something About A WarIn this episode we discuss MORE blackmail plots (sheesh), fighting with fiery nuns, and licking whipped cream off of Edie.2021-03-171h 05Wisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives PodcastDesperate Fanfiction #2To celebrate 10,000 downloads we read some MORE steamy Desperate Housewives fanfiction.2021-03-0359 minWisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives Podcast2.12 We're Gonna Be All RightIn this episode we discuss moving on from love, crossovers, and building a lesbian.2021-02-2454 minWisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives Podcast2.11 One More KissIn this episode we discuss the resurrection of Mike x Susan, custom bowling balls, and MILF magnetism.2021-02-171h 01Wisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives Podcast2.10 Coming HomeIn this episode we discuss the return of our favorite gay prodigal prince, incredible graffiti moments, & who your mommy is ;)2021-02-101h 05Wisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives PodcastIn Memoriam #4THIS EPISODE CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES EPISODE 2.09! Continue at your own risk!2021-02-0814 minWisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives Podcast2.09 That's Good, That's BadIn this episode we discuss nuns in hotpants, flirting with absent fathers, and another prominent character death... (that we're not exactly upset about...)2021-01-271h 01Wisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives Podcast2.08 The Sun Won't SetIn this episode we discuss our favorite old ladies making shocking reappearances, the downfall of George (finally) and possibly the greatest guest star of all time????2021-01-201h 02Wisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives Podcast2.07 Color and LightWe discuss Marc Cherry's disappointing writing comeback, *interesting* character choices, and my lover Ceal.2021-01-131h 03Wisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives Podcast2.06 I Wish I Could Forget YouWe discuss our hatred of George Williams, Gaby's subplot going absolutely buckwild, and the first major breakup of the series.2020-12-3059 minWisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives Podcast2.05 They Asked Me Why I Believe In YouWe discuss the wild amount of season mystery clues revealed, the return of some familiar faces, and BOOGIE SHOES BAR DANCING!!2020-12-1657 minWisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives Podcast2.04 My Heart Belongs To DaddyIn this episode we discuss King of Boundaries Parker Scavo (#ParkerNation), the increasing tensions of Mike x Susan, and our love for our favorite twunk - Andrew.2020-12-091h 10Wisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives Podcast2.03 You'll Never Get Away From MeIn this episode we discuss Julie's Two Momsā¢, repetitive storylines that we're tired of, and agreeing with KARL?!?!?2020-12-0256 minWisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives Podcast2.02 You Could Drive A Person CrazyIn this episode we discuss all of the characters we're annoyed by, Edie on ROLLERBLADES (!!!), and we host an extra special Mini-Memoriam for yet another character death...2020-11-251h 08Wisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives Podcast2.01 NextSeason 2 premiere! We discuss our return to Wisteria Lane with our favorite ladies, JUICY new clues about the Applewhite family, and Susan's strap game.2020-11-201h 02Wisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives PodcastSeason One Wrap-UpIn this special bonus episode we drink margaritas and wrap up our thoughts on the adventure that was season 1 of Desperate Housewives. We talk about our favorite moments, predictions for season 2, and of course the highly anticipatedā¦ LESBIAN OF THE SEASON!2020-11-1150 minWisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives PodcastIn Memoriam #3THIS EPISODE CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES EPISODE 1.23! Continue at your own risk!
In our third In Memoriam Minisode we honor the guy who accidentally became our favorite househusband, Rex Van de Kamp, by reminiscing with you all some of our favorite moments and performing an original song in his memory.2020-11-1014 minWisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives PodcastVanity Fair(view)In this special minisode we discuss the infamous Vanity Fair article from May 2005, that stirred the Desperate Housewives drama coming off of it's first season. And yes, McKenzie did buy a physical copy of the magazine off of eBay.2020-11-041h 07Wisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives Podcast1.23 One Wonderful DayIn our season one finale we discuss all of the mysteries finally coming to light, shocking revelations, and our favorite desperate ladies entering new phases of their lives. We also talk about the next few weeks of the podcast with some exciting news! For more info head to our social media to stay up to date on everything.2020-10-281h 03Wisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives Podcast1.22 Goodbye For NowIn this episode we discuss failed love triangles, juicy scenes with incredible acting, and pegging.2020-10-211h 05Wisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives Podcast1.21 Sunday In The Park With GeorgeIn this episode we discuss everything from truths being revealed to thongs. Things are ramping up as we get close to the end of season 1 with proposals, pregnancy, and poisoning - oh my!2020-10-1459 minWisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives Podcast1.20 Fear No MoreIn this episode we discuss the return of the two creepiest boys on The Lane, juicy character confrontations, and EXPLOSIONS!2020-10-071h 08Wisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives Podcast1.19 Live Alone And Like ItIn this episode we discuss becoming Rex stans (?!?!?), our new favorite mother/daughter duo, and peppermint schnapps.2020-09-301h 09Wisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives Podcast1.18 Children Will ListenIn this episode, we discuss impending character pregnancies, some BEAUTIFULLY acted scenes, and spanking.2020-09-1659 minWisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives PodcastIn Memoriam #2THIS EPISODE CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES EPISODE 1.17! Continue at your own risk!2020-09-1511 minWisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives Podcast1.17 There Won't Be TrumpetsIn this episode we discuss Queen Marlee Matlin, connecting with Andrew about what it's like to grow up queer, and messy bitches who LOVE drama.2020-09-091h 08Wisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives Podcast1.16 The Ladies Who LunchWe discuss the the fact that we are Julie stans first and humans second, THE RETURN OF EDIE (!!!), and lice.2020-09-021h 03Wisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives Podcast1.15 ImpossibleIn this episode we discuss complicated marriages, twinks with frosted tips, and NOT BEING GAY!!!2020-08-2657 min
Wisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives PodcastDesperate FanfictionTo celebrate our first 1,000 downloads we read some steamy Desperate Housewives fanfiction.2020-08-2438 minWisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives Podcast1.14 Love Is In The AirIn a romantic Valentine's Day episode we discuss the arrival of McCluskey, all of the major plot points finally returning, and Susan's boobs.2020-08-191h 05Wisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives Podcast1.13 Your FaultWe discuss young love on Wisteria Lane, the overwhelming amount of skeezy men in a single episode, and why this episode's recording is more special than most...2020-08-141h 03Wisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives Podcast1.12 Every Day A Little DeathIn this episode we discuss our OTP - Susan & Edie - going on a road trip, stakes returning to the plot, and horny gun.2020-08-051h 00Wisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives Podcast1.11 Move OnIn episode onety-one we discuss the fact that some plots only last literally two episodes, the sweatiest Lynette to ever exist, and karaoke. (p.s. hello this is mckenzie dropping into the show notes i'm sorry i sound a smidge like a robot this episode lolol)2020-07-2955 minWisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives Podcast1.10 Come Back To MeIn undoubtedly our horniest episode yet - we talk about BDSM, crumbling marriages, and wet.2020-07-2254 minWisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives Podcast1.09 Suspicious MindsWe talk about erased canon lesbian storylines, our immense love for the Mayer gals, and doing feet stuff.2020-07-081h 01
Wisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives PodcastIn Memoriam #1THIS EPISODE CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES EPISODE 1.08! Continue at your own risk!2020-07-0711 minWisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives Podcast1.08 GuiltyWe discuss hunks in muscle tees, sexy deleted scenes, and the farewell of our favorite character.2020-07-0159 minWisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives Podcast1.07 Anything You Can DoIn this episode we discuss slurping from the Hubes' hose, the sheer ethereal hotness of Edie Britt, and the clues of the season mystery that are falling into place.2020-06-241h 13Wisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives Podcast1.06 Running To Stand StillIn this episode we discuss the significance of the number 15,000, our theatre debuts, and Bree van de Kamp's sexy lingerie.2020-06-171h 01Wisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives Podcast1.05 Come In, StrangerIn this episode we discuss actors from The L Word, interesting character developments, and BOATS.2020-06-101h 09Wisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives Podcast1.04 Who's That WomanWe discuss the triumphant return of Edie & the Hubes, the amount of juicy plot we finally get in this episode, and Birkenstocks.2020-06-031h 07Wisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives Podcast1.03 Pretty Little PictureWe talk about the secret love story between Mary Alice & Bree, b-plots we don't care about, and our intense desire for Lynette Scavo to marry us.2020-05-271h 07Wisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives Podcast1.02 Ah, But UnderneathISSA WEDNESDAY! In our second episode, we discuss the loss of control the women feel, Detective Hubes, & Sophie Anderson Cameos.2020-05-201h 06Wisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives Podcast1.01 PilotIn this episode we talk about this amazing pilot, poke holes in all the continuity errors, & create the idea for an incredible spin-off series called "Edie & the Hubes."2020-05-131h 17