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HeadlinersEpisode 65: The Headliners FinaleIn the emotional final episode of the podcast, Nick, Gaby, and Lou read listener mail and reminisce, discussing no news whatsoever.2021-07-051h 11
HeadlinersEpisode 64: WAKE UP, PIGEONSNick, Gaby, and Lou break down the headlines from the week of June 21st, 2021. Topics covered: 15th Century Agrarian Practices of Women, Space Squid, Butt Salad.2021-06-2853 min
HeadlinersEpisode 63: The Money or the BoxNick, Gaby, and Lou break down the headlines from the week of June 14th, 2021. Topics covered: John Travolta's Face, Creepy Gary, The Haunted Water Park with an Indian Restaurant.2021-06-2147 min
HeadlinersEpisode 62: Get a RatNick, Gaby, and Lou break down the headlines from the week of June 7th, 2021. Topics covered: A Well Known Cuck, Icelandic Hot Dogs, Gaby's NHL Toe Analysis.2021-06-1448 min
HeadlinersEpisode 61: Baby BarNick, Gaby, and Lou break down the headlines from the week of May 31st, 2021. Topics covered: Rebranding Headliners, How to Network Effectively, Ass.2021-06-0747 min
HeadlinersEpisode 60: The Best of the BestIn a very special episode of Headliners, Nick, Gaby, and Lou discuss the 1989 "martial arts" film The Best of the Best, starring James Earl Jones, Eric Roberts, and Phillip Rhee.2021-05-3158 min
HeadlinersEpisode 59: A Hot ZeitgeistNick, Lou, and guest host Deb break down the headlines from the week of May 17th, 2021. Topics covered: Sugar Cookies with Faces on Them, Gender Reveals, Kindergartners: Don't Be a Hero.2021-05-2451 min
HeadlinersEpisode 58: Underperforming RoostersNick, Gaby, and Lou break down the headlines from the week of May 10th, 2021. Topics covered: Guns for Books, Nick's Solo Hour, A 10 Foot Long Ferret.2021-05-1751 min
HeadlinersEpisode 57: The Slowest GhostingNick, Gaby, and Lou break down the headlines from the week of May 3rd, 2021. Topics covered: The Carbonites, The Cicada Lovemaking Cycle, Cost Efficient Invasions.2021-05-1055 min
HeadlinersEpisode 56: How many Heralds?Nick, Gaby, and Lou break down the headlines from the week of April 26th, 2021. Topics covered: The God Defense, Birds are Done, Lou's Pep Speech.2021-05-0348 min
HeadlinersEpisode 55: Listening to This Will Give You Warts!Nick, Gaby, and Lou break down the headlines from the week of April 19th, 2021. Topics covered: Treequariums, Tugboats, Turtle Projectiles.2021-04-2652 min
HeadlinersEpisode 54: Obstreperous GooseNick, Gaby, and Lou break down the headlines from the week of April 12th, 2021. Topics covered: Saying Yes to Pickle Juice, A Lou in the Face, Hot Stinky Air Inc.2021-04-1943 min
HeadlinersEpisode 53: How to Deal with GermaphobesNick, Gaby, and Lou break down the headlines from the week of April 5th, 2021. Topics covered: Toeliners with Rick Smiley, Casual Drug Use, Brian Robson (Who is Definitely a Whale and Not a Human).2021-04-1247 min
HeadlinersEpisode 52: One year Anniversary!Join Nick, Gaby, and Lou on a very special episodes of Headliners as they celebrate the podcast's one year anniversary! Topics covered: Karl Moxy, Two Pumas and a Baby, Foggy Londontown.2021-04-0550 min
HeadlinersEpisode 51: Stacking BabiesNick, Gaby, and Lou break down the headlines from the week of March 22nd, 2021. Topics covered: Flinstone Gummies Addiction, Dropping a Hot Gothmog, Greasy Furred Canadian Geese.2021-03-2950 min
HeadlinersEpisode 50: NicphilisNick, Gaby, and Lou break down the headlines from the week of March 15th, 2021. Topics covered: Janet Yellen the Basket Queen, The Haiku Conglomerate, Coleslaw.2021-03-2248 min
HeadlinersEpisode 49: What about your arms?!Nick, Gaby, and Lou break down the headlines from the week of March 8th, 2021. Topics covered: Kiss Me I'm Irish, Nick and Lou Name Every Actor Ever, The Scarlet Marmot.2021-03-1551 min
HeadlinersEpisode 48: Knee FacesNick, Gaby, and Lou break down the headlines from the week of March 1st, 2021. Topics covered: That Old Timey Paper Porn, The Green Bubble Poors, Lou: Certified Unethical.2021-03-0857 min
HeadlinersEpisode 47: Take a Left!Nick, Gaby, and Lou break down the headlines from the week of February 22nd, 2021. Topics covered: The Circuitry of the Flesh, The Mean Streets of Providence, Gaby Explains to Lou How His Segment Works.2021-03-0147 min
HeadlinersEpisode 46: Big Toady EnergyNick, Gaby, and Lou break down the headlines from the week of February 15th, 2021. Topics covered: An Interview with the Perseverance an Ingenuity Explorers, Sphinx Drinks, The Great Rings Debacle.2021-02-2256 min
HeadlinersEpisode 45: That was a Sexual ReferenceNick, Gaby, and Lou break down the headlines from the week of February 8th, 2021. Topics covered: The Decline in Quicksand-related Deaths, Gaby's Great Conch Shell Prank, Real Stories from Lou.2021-02-1555 min
HeadlinersEpisode 44: Touchdown RegionNick, Gaby, and Lou break down the headlines from the week of February 1st, 2021. Topics covered: George Washington's Sex Appeal, Marco Franzia's Flight Redirection Service, Red Panda Leprosy.2021-02-0851 min
HeadlinersEpisode 43: Piano StairsNick, Gaby, and Lou break down the headlines from the week of January 25th, 2021. Topics covered: Bruce Gutterman the Peanut Butter Man, Shrek Slime, Chocolate Corn.2021-02-0151 min
HeadlinersEpisode 42: Heady BrewNick, Gaby, and Lou break down the headlines from the week of January 18th, 2021. Topics covered: Movies About Dating Ghosts, Little Piggy and The Ocelot, The Thrilling Audio of Rock, Paper, Scissors.2021-01-2549 min
HeadlinersEpisode 41: Mystery LlamaNick, Gaby, and Lou break down the headlines from the week of January 4th, 2021. Topics covered: Killing Only Non-Attractive Birds, The Meeting of the Pauls, The Mechanics of Snake Gyration Lassos.2021-01-1848 min
HeadlinersEpisode 40: Connie and CarlaIn a very special episode of Headliners, Nick, Gaby, and Lou discuss the 2004 comedy Connie & Carla, starring Nia Vardalos and Toni Collette.2021-01-111h 03
HeadlinersEpisode 39: The Little Lord FauntleroysNick, Gaby, and Lou break down the headlines from the week of December 28th, 2020. Topics covered: Android Babies; Gabriela, Gabriela, Junior, and Ford: Attorneys at Law; Overrated Bands with White Dudes in Them.2021-01-0448 min
HeadlinersEpisode 38: BoioioioinnngNick, Gaby, and Lou break down the headlines from the week of December 21st, 2020. Topics covered: Football Superfan Mahatma Ghandi, Useful New Year's Resolutions, Prison Dogs.2020-12-2853 min
HeadlinersEpisode 37: Hamster FireNick, Gaby, and Lou break down the headlines from the week of December 14th, 2020. Topics covered: A Dog's Worth of Guinea Pigs, Spaghetti Salad, Turkish Building Code.2020-12-2150 min
HeadlinersEpisode 36: It's Great That We're DifferentNick, Gaby, and Lou break down the headlines from the week of December 7th, 2020. Topics covered: E.T. the Extraterrestrial (but in Wisconsin), Punching Fetuses, China's Proud Crotch-Based Traditions.2020-12-1451 min
HeadlinersEpisode 35: McRib ParlanceNick, Gaby, and Lou break down the headlines from the week of November 30th, 2020. Topics covered: The Bone of Harding, Poor Sweet Gaby, Sheep Grief.2020-12-0748 min
HeadlinersEpisode 34: Boink HardNick, Gaby, and Lou break down the headlines from the week of November 23rd, 2020. Topics covered: Dr. Suess' Hentai Drawings, Dickhead aliens, Francis Beauregard heir to the Showerhead Fortune.2020-11-3050 min
HeadlinersEpisode 33: Thanksgiving ThreewayNick, Gaby, and Lou break down the headlines from the week of November 16th, 2020. Topics covered: The Department of Snakes, That Was a Good Joke, Purchasing Emotional Intelligence at Kmart.2020-11-2343 min
HeadlinersEpisode 32: SkulletsNick, Gaby, and Lou break down the headlines from the week of November 9th, 2020. Topics covered: Disaster Air, No Shirtless Dads After 7:30am, Nick and Lou Hit Their Male Bonding Quota.2020-11-1650 min
HeadlinersEpisode 31: The Gas Dukes of NorwayNick, Gaby, and Lou break down the headlines from the week of November 2nd, 2020. Topics covered: Teddy Roosevelt Breaks Up Big Tupperware, Geyser Chicken, Wet Snakes.2020-11-0951 min
HeadlinersEpisode 30: Headliners Halloween CatastropheNick, Gaby, and Lou break down the headlines from the week of October 26th, 2020. This week, we get a special visit from Broomhilda, the Switch Witch... and everything just really goes downhill from there!2020-11-0246 min
HeadlinersEpisode 29: Cash on DemandNick, Gaby, and Lou break down the headlines from the week of October 19th, 2020. Topics covered: Minxy the Special Dog, Foods and Liquids versus Drinks and Solids, The Monetary Value of a Dead Panda.2020-10-2647 min
HeadlinersEpisode 28: Gaby's Sports CornerNick, Gaby, and Lou break down the headlines from the week of October 12th, 2020. Topics covered: Total Kill Solution starring Vin Diesel, Our Favorite Billionaires, The Butt: Nature's Wallet.2020-10-1951 min
HeadlinersEpisode 27: Love that FannyNick, Gaby, and Lou break down the headlines from the week of October 5th, 2020. Topics covered: Lou's Really Good Improv, Our Collective Obsession with the Bungus, Gaby's Pretzel Brain.2020-10-1247 min
HeadlinersEpisode 26: This Could Be UsNick, Gaby, and Lou break down the headlines from the week of September 28th, 2020. Topics covered: Bessie the Podcast Machine, Forbidden Super Mario Levels, Pre-natal Shows of Dominance.2020-10-0551 min
HeadlinersEpisode 25: Alligator BalloonsNick, Gaby, and Lou break down the headlines from the week of September 21st, 2020. Topics covered: Hidden Man Cave, Baroness Hair, Reaver Attacks.2020-09-2848 min
HeadlinersEpisode 24: Limpid DicksNick, Gaby, and Lou break down the headlines from the week of September 14th, 2020. Topics covered: Bone Friends Forever, Love Bump, The Gaby Fanzine.2020-09-2148 min
HeadlinersEpisode 23: Fancy Bear in a TutuNick, Gaby, and Lou break down the headlines from the week of September 7th, 2020. Topics covered: A Friend Request from HotLady456821, Lou Incepts Clickbait Debate, Sixteen Year Old Guatemalan Boys.2020-09-1446 min
HeadlinersEpisode 22: Tooth MasterNick, Gaby, and Lou break down the headlines from the week of August 31st, 2020. Topics covered: How do Dinosaurs Taste, Nick Sets the Record for Bailing on a Bit, Sucking Arm.2020-09-0748 min
HeadlinersEpisode 21: No Hair BearNick, Gaby, and Lou break down the headlines from the week of August 24th, 2020. Topics covered: Pandemic-Inappropriate KFC Slogans, Money is Cool, Crystal Man.2020-08-3145 min
HeadlinersEpisode 20: TOTAL REWATCHIn a very special episode of Headliners, Nick, Gaby, and Lou discuss the classic 1990 science fiction film Total Recall, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger.2020-08-241h 05
HeadlinersEpisode 19: PG-13 Erotic NovelsNick, Gaby, and Lou break down the headlines from the week of August 10th, 2020. Topics covered: The Stock Market aka "Mark", How to Prevent Old Man Tongue, Rope Necks.2020-08-1747 min
HeadlinersEpisode 18: The Leopold LoopholeNick, Gaby, and Lou break down the headlines from the week of August 3rd, 2020. Topics covered: Lou Succumbs, The "Cool" Blackhole, "The Snake Downstairs" (a memoir).2020-08-1049 min
HeadlinersEpisode 17: Clippy CondolencesNick, Gaby, and Lou break down the headlines from the week of July 27th, 2020. Topics covered: Colonizing Mars, Banks Are Where Money Is, The Very Special Return of a Segment No One Requested.2020-08-0347 min
HeadlinersEpisode 16: An Army of JokersNick, Gaby, and Lou break down the headlines from the week of July 20th, 2020. Topics covered: A Few Words from Baphomet, Nick's Batman "Company", Pregnancy Face.2020-07-2746 min
HeadlinersEpisode 15: Hang in ThereNick, Gaby, and Lou break down the headlines from the week of July 13th, 2020. Topics covered: Gaby's Drug-Fueled No Doubt Concert, Known Funny Woman Angela Merkel, Sensual Massage.2020-07-2051 min
HeadlinersEpisode 14: Dragon EnergyNick, Gaby, and Lou break down the headlines from the week of July 6th, 2020. Topics covered: Shmear, Socialist Teeth, Murdering Birds Really Fast for Tik Tok.2020-07-1341 min
HeadlinersEpisode 13: Bear Saga 2020Nick, Gaby, and Lou break down the headlines from the week of June 29th, 2020. Topics covered: All the things to the Face World Records, Frankenstein Stepmom, Stealing each other's jobs.2020-07-0645 min
HeadlinersEpisode 12: Dr. Kevorkian's FunhouseNick, Gaby, and Lou break down the headlines from the week of June 22nd, 2020. Topics covered: The Rico Act Starring Rico, No Shirts in the Hole, Tank Top Terry Versus Crop Top Tommy.2020-06-2931 min
HeadlinersEpisode 11: I'm SorryNick, Gaby, and Lou break down the headlines from the week of June 15th, 2020. Topics covered: Gaby dunks on NERDS, the Hershey Infinity Circle, enemies.2020-06-2242 min
HeadlinersEpisode 10: Engage the Snot EnginesNick, Gaby, and Lou break down the headlines from the week of June 8th, 2020. Topics covered: Gaby's mercury addiction, cockroach cake, the velociraptor gambit.2020-06-1540 min
HeadlinersEpisode 9: Mr. MacheteDr. Cornel West on CNN: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNfqr-rzj5I
Nick, Gaby, and Lou break down the headlines from the week of June 1st, 2020. Topics covered: Toothclops, the H-word, getting the evil out.2020-06-0836 min
HeadlinersEpisode 8: Space WhaleNick, Gaby, and Lou break down the headlines from the week of May 25th, 2020. Topics covered: Alternate Dr. Seuss book titles, Gordan Ramsay's spooky chicken meat trick, Lou's patronus2020-06-0145 min
HeadlinersEpisode 7: Boiled GooseNick, Gaby, and Lou break down the headlines from the week of May 18th, 2020. Topics covered: Doll eyes, Bigfoot anatomy, Science and his little sister Dark Magic.2020-05-2546 min
HeadlinersEpisode 6: Oily JoshNick, Gaby, and Lou break down the headlines from the week of May 11th, 2020. Topics covered: Professor Emeritus Schwarzenegger, flowers for DODE, gettin' crabbed2020-05-1843 min
HeadlinersEpisode 5: Major League Baseball BertNick, Gaby, and Lou break down the headlines from the week of May 4th, 2020. Topics covered: Planets: hot ones vs cold ones, recalling Total Recall, the phattest dunk2020-05-1147 min
HeadlinersEpisode 4: Snortin' Up BeefNick, Gaby, and Lou break down the headlines from the week of April 27th, 2020.
Topics covered: Humans are meat, morale boosting fires, the CIA's Independence Day fan fic2020-05-0444 min
HeadlinersEpisode 3: Mambo #5 (Donkey Remix)Nick, Gaby, and Lou break down the headlines from the week of April 20th, 2020.
Topics covered: Naming ospreys, the implications of doing puzzles alone, toilet time ASMR2020-04-2738 min
HeadlinersEpisode 2: MAMIL (Middle Aged Men in Lycra)Nick, Gaby, and Lou break down the headlines from the week of April 13th, 2020.
Topics covered: JK Rowling's reunion with Dobby, Jurassic Rhino Park, Benedict Cumberbatch bicycles.2020-04-2138 min
HeadlinersEpisode 1: Empathic DogsIn our inaugural episode, Nick, Gaby, and Lou break down the headlines from the week of April 5th, 2020.
Topics covered: a UFC/Love is Blind crossover, is your dog a jerk, rodent-themed gangs of Nebraska.2020-04-1934 min