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Critical ArcadeThe Gardens Between (2018) Beyond the ClockThis week on Critical Arcade, Nick and Dave put away their weapons, slow down time, and step into the beautiful, contemplative dreamscape of The Gardens Between. In this surreal puzzle adventure, they join childhood friends Arina and Frendt as they explore a string of mysterious island gardens, each one crafted from fragments of their shared memories. With the power to control time itself, Nick and Dave will have to guide the pair through shifting pathways, manipulate objects frozen in moments, and unlock the quiet stories hidden within the scenery.As they venture deeper into this emotional...2025-04-0959 min

Critical ArcadeSayonara Wild Hearts (2019) A Roller-coaster Of ClosureThis week on Critical Arcade, Nick and Dave strap on their heart-shaped sunglasses and ride into the neon dreamscape of 'Sayonara Wild Hearts.' Described as a "pop album video game," this dazzling rhythmic adventure takes them through a kaleidoscope of vibrant worlds filled with motorcycles, skateboards, laser duels, and heartbreak. As they follow the journey of a heartbroken woman transforming into a masked biker named "The Fool," they'll have to dodge obstacles, collect hearts, and face off against a series of tarot-inspired enemies. Will Dave's brain melt trying to solve the Tarot riddles? And does Nick find a...2024-09-191h 08

Critical ArcadeAstro Bot (2024) An Astro-nomically Good TimeThis week on Critical Arcade, Nick and Dave take on the role of everyone's favorite byte-sized robot Astro Bot. After bumping into the galaxy's infamous Space Bully Nebulax, they are tasked with rebuilding their spacefaring PS5 and rounding up all their little robot pals from over 100 different planets some inspired by Playstation's most memorable franchises. Can Dave stop accidentally calling this game 'Astro Boy'? And why does Nick believe this game is a true contender for Game of the Year?Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.comEmail us at...2024-09-111h 13

Critical ArcadeThe Lego Movie Videogame (2014) Everything's Not AwesomeThis week on Critical Arcade, Nick and Dave dive into the colorful and creative world of The Lego Movie Videogame! Released in 2014, this game tries to capture all the charm, humor, and endless possibilities of the Lego universe, offering players a chance to relive the adventures of Emmet, Wyldstyle, Batman, and a whole host of other iconic characters from the hit movie. As they journey through vibrant locations like Bricksburg, Cloud Cuckoo Land, and the Wild West, our hosts must use their creativity to build, break, and rebuild their way through a series of imaginative puzzles and challenges. Will...2024-09-031h 03

Critical ArcadeTales of Vesperia (2014) A Grand Chase at a Snails PaceThis week on Critical Arcade, Nick and Dave set sail for adventure in the sprawling world of Tales of Vesperia. They take on the mantle of Yuri Lowell, a former Imperial Knight who’s more comfortable solving problems with his fists than following orders. They stumble upon a plot involving the misuse of ancient technology called "blastia," they must journey through the slums of Zaphias to the farthest reaches of Terca Lumireis. Along the way, they’ll meet a colorful cast of characters: Estelle, the sheltered noble with a hidden power; Rita, the genius mage with a short fuse; Karo...2024-08-271h 06

Critical ArcadeErica (2019) The Butterfly DefectThis week on Critical Arcade, Nick and Dave take a deep breath and dive headfirst into the cinematic and suspense-filled world of Erica. Playing as Erica Mason, a young woman haunted by the brutal murder of her father finds herself entwined in the inner workings of the mental institution her mother was sent to. They must make split-second decisions that could alter the course of the story—and Erica’s fate—forever. Does Dave actually consider this a video game? And will Nick ever save the annoying girl?Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or critic...2024-08-201h 02

Critical ArcadeCrysis 2 (2011) Suit UpThis week on Critical Arcade, Nick and Dave suit up in nano suits to take on the role of Alcatraz, a Marine left for dead but given a second chance thanks to an advanced nanofiber suit. They must battle through the ravaged cityscape and traverse various environments, from the flooded streets of Lower Manhattan to the crumbling skyscrapers of Midtown. All this while engaging the sinister CELL corporation and the terrifying Ceph alien invasion that threatens humanity’s survival. Will Nick ever live it down by comparing this game to 1989's "Blind Fury"? And will Dave ever realize that th...2024-08-131h 04

Critical ArcadeI Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream (1995) I Game, Therefore I AmIn this episode, Nick and Dave step into the roles of Gorrister, Benny, Ellen, Nimdok, and Ted. Each with their own uniquely torturous scenario designed by AM, an Artificial Intelligence, to exploit their deepest fears and regrets. They'll have to explore the dark and twisted environments AM creates, ranging from a desolate wasteland to a gruesome meat processing facility, all while grappling with themes of guilt, survival, and redemption. Will Nick manage to navigate the absurd puzzles? And will Dave's research sway his opinion?Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com 2024-08-061h 09

Critical ArcadeRatchet & Clank Future: Tools of Destruction (2007) Tools, Fools And Jelly PoolsIn this episode of Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick embark on an epic intergalactic journey with everyone's favorite Lombax and his trusty robotic sidekick. They must uncover the sinister plot of Emperor Percival Tachyon, a tyrannical Cragmite hell-bent on destroying Ratchet and reclaiming the galaxy for his race. Along the way, they learn about the mysterious disappearance of the Lombaxes and Ratchet’s role in this ancient conflict. Does Nick's heart have room for a slick, thieving raccoon and loveable Lombaxian mechanic? And can Dave recover from realizing PS3 is considered retro?Support the show at pa...2024-07-301h 07

Critical ArcadeChildren of Morta (2019) We Are FamilyThis week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick venture into the beautifully pixelated yet perilous world of 'Children of Morta.' Delving deeper into the ever-changing caverns, forests, and temples, they'll need to harness the strengths of each Bergson—whether it's John's steadfast sword and shield, Linda's precise archery, or Lucy's powerful spells—to survive the relentless onslaught of enemies. Is this the first Indie game to disappoint Nick? And will this game be able to point and click its way into Dave's heart?Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.comEm...2024-07-231h 02

Critical ArcadeZenless Zone Zero (2024) Gotta Gatch Them All!This week on Critical Arcade, Nick and Dave find themselves in the bustling, post-apocalyptic metropolis of New Eridu, the last urban civilization standing. In Zenless Zone Zero. They step into the roles of Proxies, guiding survivors through dangerous anomalies and battling mysterious, interdimensional entities known as the Ethereal. As they navigate the vibrant streets and shadowy alleyways, they'll need to harness their combat skills and strategic prowess to protect the city's inhabitants and uncover the truth behind the Ethereal invasions. Will Nick be able to see past the nightmare that was his first impression? And will Dave bother remembering...2024-07-161h 16

Critical ArcadeShin Megami Tensei V: Vengeance (2024) Deals, Demons And DeitiesThis week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick step into the shoes of a high school student who merges with a mysterious being to turn into a Nahobino, gaining incredible powers to help navigate post-apocalyptic Tokyo transformed into Da'at, a realm where angels and demons clash in an eternal struggle. They'll encounter a vast array of supernatural beings, from the familiar Jack Frost to the menacing Lucifer, each with their own motives and potential alliances. Will Dave recover from his massive set back? Will Nick's first dive into a franchise spanning across 32 years leave him wanting more?2024-07-091h 07

Critical ArcadeGunstar Heroes (1993) Locked, Loaded And GoatedThis week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick are locked and loaded as they blast their way through the action-packed world of Gunstar Heroes. Originally released in 1993, this adrenaline-fueled run-and-gun shooter pits our dynamic duo against the evil forces of the Empire. With a variety of weapons at their disposal and the ability to combine them for devastating effects, Dave and Nick embark on a high-octane adventure to save the galaxy from destruction. Will Dave become the Fire bender he's always dreamed of? And can Nick handle yet another betrayal?Support the show at patreon.com...2024-05-221h 05

Critical ArcadeGemini Rue (2011) Sci-Fi Noir SoiréeThis week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick embark on a journey through the gritty, neo-noir world of Gemini Rue. Set in a distant future where corruption reigns supreme, players are thrust into the roles of two protagonists: Azriel Odin, a former assassin seeking redemption, and Delta-Six, an amnesiac seeking to uncover the truth of his identity. As they navigate the dark alleys and shadowy dealings of the Gemini system, they'll encounter dangerous criminals, shady corporations, and a conspiracy that stretches to the highest levels of power. Has Dave discovered a new story thread where Lizzo is the supreme...2024-05-141h 04

Critical ArcadeTom Clancy's Splinter Cell: Pandora Tomorrow (2004) Shadow GymnastIn this week's thrilling installment of Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick venture into the clandestine world of international espionage with Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell: Pandora Tomorrow. Join them as they slip into the shadowy persona of Sam Fisher, a seasoned operative tasked with thwarting a deadly biological threat poised to unravel global stability. Together, they must navigate treacherous environments from sun-soaked cityscapes to dimly lit catacombs, employing cutting-edge gadgets and razor-sharp wit to outwit their adversaries. Why does Nick have to dual-wield a controller and a keyboard? And has Dave unlocked the conspiracy of the Mega Mug?2024-05-071h 06

Critical ArcadeSteller Blade (2024) Babe-bladeThis week on Critical Arcade, Nick and Dave find themselves in the high-heeled boots of Eve, a member of the 7th Airborne Squad sent to Earth to help defeat the Naytiba and reclaim what was once theirs. But everything isn't quite what it seems, with the origin of humans in question and not knowing if they're fighting for good or evil. They will find themselves locked in an impossible situation. Has Dave spotted the subtle hints of a story that's already been told? And can Nick find earrings that match his outfit?Support the show at...2024-04-301h 12

Critical ArcadeTiny Toon Adventures (1991) Pint-sized PlatformingThis week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick shrink down to pint-sized proportions as they embark on a wacky adventure in Tiny Toon Adventures! They enter the zany world of Acme Acres, where Buster Bunny, Babs Bunny, Plucky Duck, and the rest of the gang are gearing up for some wild escapades. From dodging Elmyra's affectionate clutches to outsmarting Montana Max's schemes, our dynamic duo must navigate through a series of colourful levels filled with classic platforming challenges and hilarious hijinks. Will Dave succumb to the looping music? And will Nick's nostalgia goggles tarnish his score?...2024-04-231h 02

Critical ArcadeCritical Arcade 2024 TrailerMeet the dynamic duo behind The Critical Arcade Podcast, a gaming podcast like no other. Nick, the lively and immersive gamer, pairs his boundless energy with a knack for diving headfirst into the gaming universe. On the other side of the controller is Dave, the seasoned gaming pro who has seen it all and values the art of storytelling in games. Together, they bring a unique blend of gaming insights and humor to every episode.Critical Arcade is your gateway to the gaming world with a comedic twist. Nick and Dave delve into the narratives, visuals...2024-04-1800 min

Critical ArcadeClose to the Sun (2019) A Boatload Of RunningIn this electrifying episode of Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick embark on a mesmerizing voyage through the riveting world of Close to the Sun. Set against the backdrop of an alternate history where Nikola Tesla's inventions have reshaped the fabric of society, they find themselves thrust into a thrilling adventure aboard the Helios, a colossal ship conceived as a utopian haven for the world's greatest minds. As they assume the role of Rose Archer, a courageous journalist in search of her sister Ada, who is among the brilliant minds aboard the Helios, Dave and Nick delve deep into the...2024-04-161h 09

Critical ArcadeApe Escape 2 (2002) Monkeying AroundThis time on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick embark on a wild, time-traveling adventure with Ape Escape 2. Our dynamic duo finds themselves equipped with futuristic gadgets to catch mischievous monkeys that have traveled through time, wreaking havoc. From bustling cities to prehistoric landscapes, the guys swing, jump, and dash their way through various eras in pursuit of those elusive primates. Will Dave master the time-net controls? And can Nick handle the barrage of noise that is the opening song?Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.comEmail us at nick...2024-04-0959 min

Critical ArcadeRise of the Rōnin (2024) A Katana-Fueled Feudal FrenzyIn this episode of Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick embark on an expansive odyssey through the feudal landscapes of ancient Japan in Rise of the Ronin. Set against the backdrop of a nation torn apart by conflict and political intrigue, they assume the mantle of a masterless samurai, known as a ronin, navigating a world of shifting alliances, treacherous warlords, and ancient traditions. But the path of the ronin is fraught with peril, and they must navigate not only the physical dangers of battle but also the moral quandaries that accompany their choices. Will Dave remember even one person's...2024-04-031h 10

Critical ArcadeAlone in the Dark 3 (1994) Someone Poisoned the WaterholeThis week on Critical Arcade, Nick and Dave are gearing up for a spine-chilling adventure as they journey back to the eerie world of survival horror with Alone in the Dark 3. This installment of the classic franchise plunges players into a Wild West setting filled with supernatural terrors. They are tasked with unraveling the mysteries of Slaughter Gulch. Will Dave ever find out why the cuckoo clock needs meat? And can Nick find a keyboard old enough to play the game? Tune in to find out if they have what it takes to survive the horrors of Alone in...2024-03-261h 07

Critical ArcadeDragon's Dogma 2 (2024) 'Dragon' You On An AdventureThis week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick embark on an epic journey through the fantastical realm of Dragon's Dogma 2. They must step into the shoes of the Arisen, accompanied by their trusty Pawn companions, brave the treacherous lands of Gransys, facing off against mythical beasts and ancient evils that threaten the realm's very existence. Will Dave discover why the game's greatest enemy seems to be waist-high water? And can Nick resist the temptation to climb every monster?Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.comEmail us at nick@criticalarcade...2024-03-201h 16

Critical ArcadeAmnesia: The Dark Decent (2010) Hello Darkness My Old FriendThis week on Critical Arcade, join Dave and Nick as they delve into the harrowing depths of Amnesia: The Dark Descent. This psychological horror masterpiece plunges players into the shoes of Daniel, an amnesiac protagonist navigating through a sinister castle. With a lantern in hand and their sanity teetering on the edge, our intrepid duo must solve puzzles and evade otherworldly terrors. Will Dave maintain his grip on reality and not pee his pants? And can Nick endure the invisible fish monster? Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.comEmail us...2024-03-121h 13

Critical ArcadeHelldivers 2 (2024) For Super Earth!This time on Critical Arcade, Nick and Dave embark on a chaotic and explosive mission in the highly anticipated Helldivers 2. Strapped into their exosuits, they'll dive headfirst into a relentless war against alien forces, armed with an arsenal of high-tech weaponry and strategic teamwork. Facing procedurally generated challenges on hostile planets, our dynamic duo must coordinate airstrikes, deploy automated turrets, and unleash hell to protect Super Earth. Will Nick overcome his PTSD from being left alone on the planet? And will Dave ever stop using the finger guns?Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or...2024-03-051h 15

Critical ArcadeMega Man 2 (1988) A Legacy In BlueThis week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick blast into the pixelated world of Mega Man 2. This iconic platformer has stood the test of time, featuring the blue bomber, Mega Man, on a mission to thwart the evil plans of Dr. Wily. They must navigate through challenging levels filled with robotic adversaries and face off against the formidable Robot Masters. Can Dave conquer the precision jumps, or will he succumb to the infamous disappearing blocks? And will Nick's strategy of rapid-fire blaster button mashing lead him to victory, or leave him in a heap of pixelated defeat? 2024-02-271h 02

Critical ArcadeEverybody's Golf (2017) Bogeys, Birdies and BasicThis week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick grab their virtual golf clubs and hit the lush fairways of Everybody's Golf. Join them as they explore the picturesque landscapes, from tranquil lakeside courses to challenging mountain terrains. With its intuitive controls and charming characters, this golfing adventure promises a hole-in-one gaming experience. Will Dave's swing be as smooth as his banter? And will Nick's ball end up in the virtual rough? Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.comEmail us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com 2024-02-201h 09

Critical ArcadeOri and the Blind Forest (2015) Pictures Say A Thousand WordsThis week on the Critical Arcade join Dave and Nick as they embark on a visually stunning and emotionally charged journey through the enchanting world of Ori and the Blind Forest. This mesmerizing platformer follows the tale of Ori, a guardian spirit, on a quest to save the mystical forest from impending doom. As they navigate through lush environments, overcome challenging puzzles, and confront menacing foes, our dynamic duo will delve into the game's emotionally resonant narrative and breathtaking artistry. Will Dave ever remember to save before a tricky section? And will Nick find out the backstory of the...2024-02-131h 11

Critical ArcadeSuicide Squad: Kill The Justice League (2024) Waller, Please Push The Button!This week on the Critical Arcade Dave and Nick as they dive headfirst into the chaotic world of Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League. Tasked with taking down the iconic members of the Justice League who have gone rogue, our antiheroes Harley Quinn, Deadshot, King Shark, and Captain Boomerang find themselves amid Metropolis' mayhem. Can Nick forgive Rocksteady/WB for what they've done to one of his most beloved franchises? Can Dave wade through the quagmire of monetization thrown at him?Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.comEmail us...2024-02-061h 10

Critical ArcadePersona 3 Reload (2024) Remade, Rewritten, RemarkableThis time on Critical Arcade join Dave and Nick as they step into the enigmatic world of Persona 3 Reload. Our dynamic duo takes on the roles of the silent protagonist and their eclectic group of Persona users as they navigate the mysterious Tartarus tower, a structure that appears during the ominous Dark Hour.As shadows lurk and the clock ticks away, Dave and Nick explore the delicate balance between school life and battling supernatural forces. Can Dave rekindle the romance with his waifu from the past? Will Nick's love for Persona 5 carry over to Persona 3?2024-02-061h 15

Critical ArcadeLike a Dragon: Infinite Wealth (2024) Money, Madness and MelodramaThis week on Critical Arcade Nick and Dave embark on a thrilling adventure in the bustling city of Yokohama and the relaxing islands of Hawaii. They must delve into an expansive narrative, encounter a cast of eccentric characters, engage in intense turn-based battles, and explore the vibrant streets full of goons and misfits. Get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions as the hosts face moral dilemmas, unexpected alliances, and the ever-looming threat of rival factions. Will Nick stay awake through the never-ending cutscenes? And will Dave become the ultimate Sujimon master?Support the show at patreon...2024-02-011h 10

Critical ArcadeRed Dead Redemption 2 (2018) Saddle Up, Partner w/ PsycadilloThis week on Critical Arcade, join Dave and Nick and special guest Dani as they saddle up and ride into the expansive and gritty world of 'Red Dead Redemption 2.' Our dynamic trio will don their cowboy hats and step into the worn boots of Arthur Morgan, an outlaw and member of the Van der Linde gang. They'll traverse the rugged landscapes, engage in intense shootouts, and experience the hardships of life on the frontier. Will Dave ever be able to run in the camp? And will Nick manage to keep his horse under control?Support...2024-01-231h 34

Critical ArcadeTom Clancy's Rainbow Six: Vegas (2006) Guns, Gambling and GenocideThis week on Critical Arcade, join Nick and Dave as they gear up and hit the bustling streets of Las Vegas in Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Vegas. Tasked with dismantling a dangerous terrorist organization, our dynamic duo faces intense urban warfare and high-stakes tactical operations. Will Dave be able to keep a steady aim in the chaotic Vegas Strip, or will the insane mouse sensitivity permanently leave him cross-eyed? And can Nick outsmart the enemy's strategic plans, or will he get distracted by the horrible voice acting?Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade...2024-01-161h 05

Critical ArcadeSteamWorld Heist (2015) A Rootin' Tootin' Robot AdventureThis week on Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick embark on a daring space adventure as they delve into the captivating world of 'SteamWorld Heist.' Set in a steampunk universe where water is scarce, they control Captain Piper Faraday and her ragtag crew of robots-turned-pirates. Join us as we strategize our way through procedurally generated spaceships, and engage in epic turn-based battles against rival factions of robots. Will Dave's aim prove true in the zero-gravity shootouts, or will he miss the mark? And can Nick resist the temptation to loot every shiny gear in sight?Support...2024-01-091h 08

Critical ArcadeDead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball (2003) Summer Vibes in 3DThis week on Critical Arcade join Dave and Nick as they trade in survival horror and supernatural death games for a sun-soaked paradise with the ladies of "Dead or Alive Extreme Volleyball." Set on the tropical Zack Island, our hosts explore the sandy beaches and crystal-clear waters while engaging in beach volleyball tournaments, exciting mini-games, and relaxing activities. Will Dave manage to keep his focus on the gameplay, or will the stunning visuals distract him? And can Nick resist the temptation to make constant jokes about the game's physics? Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade o...2024-01-021h 08

Critical ArcadeEarthworm Jim (1994) The Hero We Don't DeserveThis week on Critical Arcade, join Dave and Nick as they blast into the zany and wacky world of 'Earthworm Jim.' Released in 1994, this cult classic platformer follows the adventures of an ordinary earthworm who stumbles upon a powerful suit, transforming him into an unlikely superhero. With a trusty blaster in hand our heroes traverse bizarre landscapes and face off against quirky enemies like Evil the Cat and Psy-Crow. Can Dave conquer the challenging levels without losing his cool? Does the ending still have Nick shell-shocked?Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade...2023-12-191h 04

Critical ArcadePokémon Legends Arceus (2022) Pioneering Pokémon PlaygroundThis week Dave and Nick embark on an epic journey to the ancient and untamed Sinnoh region. They will step into the shoes of a Pokémon researcher, tasked with creating the region's first-ever Pokédex. Venturing through the rugged landscapes and diverse ecosystems, they'll encounter both familiar and never-before-seen Pokémon, from majestic Heracross to elusive Alpha Blissey. Does Nick ever find out why the Professor has a tea cozy on his head? And why does Dave think Pokemon Arceus is like Elden Ring?Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com...2023-12-121h 16

Critical ArcadeEagle Island Twist (2019) A Hoot And A HalfThis time on the gaming extravaganza that is Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick spread their wings and take flight in the thrilling realm of "Eagle Island Twist." Soar through the skies with Quill and his loyal owl companion Koji as they embark on a feathered adventure like no other. With the power of elemental spirits at their fingertips, our dynamic duo must navigate treacherous landscapes, battle menacing foes, and unravel the mysteries of the twisted islands they explore. Will Dave ever find out WHY owl throwing is a mechanic? Will Nick find out why this game seems to have...2023-12-051h 05

Critical ArcadeDragon Ball Z: Burst Limit (2008) Bursting The BubbleThis week Dave and Nick power up their gaming consoles and enter the electrifying world of "Dragon Ball Z: Burst Limit." Released in 2008, this fighting game takes players on an epic journey through the iconic battles of the DBZ saga. Join our dynamic duo as they unleash powerful ki blasts, engage in intense one-on-one duels, and relive the legendary moments of Goku, Vegeta, and the Z Fighters. Can Dave master the intricate combo system, or will he return to button-mashing? and Is the intro song Nick's favourite part of the game?Support the show at patreon...2023-11-281h 10

Critical ArcadeRage 2 (2019) Return To The BlunderdomeThis week Dave and Nick unleash their inner chaos in the post-apocalyptic wasteland of 'Rage 2.' Set in a world ravaged by an asteroid impact, the duo dives headfirst into a frenetic open world filled with bandit factions, mutated creatures, and insane vehicular combat. As they take on the role of Walker, the last Ranger of the wasteland, armed with an arsenal of powerful weapons and supernatural abilities, chaos ensues. Will Nick find his way without a minimap? Will Dave work out why the menus take so long to load?Support the show at patreon.com...2023-11-211h 19

Critical ArcadeMIB: Alien Crisis (2012) Neuralyze Us NowThis week Nick and Dave climb into their sexiest black suits, whack on some shades, and try not to stand on any cockrouches because they are Peter Delacoeur a master thief and new Men in Black recruit. With agents J and K missing it's up to them to stop Emilio Chauncey from taking over the world. Will Nick find out why A-list voice actors agreed to do this game? And will Dave just add this franchise to the ever-growing list of games Activision bled dry?Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com 2023-11-1459 min

Critical ArcadeThe Caligula Effect Overdose (2019) Delusional On So Many LevelsIn the latest episode of Critical Arcade, Dave and Nick venture into the surreal and mind-bending world of 'The Caligula Effect: Overdose.' This unique JRPG takes them on a journey into the virtual utopia of Mobius, a world created by a virtual idol named μ, where students are trapped and blissfully ignorant of the real world. As they lead the Ostinato Musicians in a rebellion against μ's control, our hosts must confront their own inner demons and uncover the dark secrets lurking beneath the surface of this seemingly perfect world.Will Dave be able to remember who th...2023-11-071h 05

Critical ArcadeAlone in the Dark (1992) The 2023 Critical Arcade Halloween Special!This week on Critical Arcade, Nick and Dave turn off the lights and dive into the eerie and atmospheric world of 'Alone in the Dark.' Released in 1992, this classic survival horror game set the stage for many to follow. Join them as they step into the shoes of either Edward Carnby or Emily Hartwood to explore a haunted mansion filled with supernatural horrors. Will Dave's heart handle the suspense, or will he run for the light switch? And can Nick keep his composure as they uncover the dark secrets hidden within the shadows of Derceto mansion?2023-10-311h 06

Critical ArcadeMarvel's Spider-Man 2 (2023) Sling Us A Web, You're A SpidermanThis week Nick and Dave rekindle their love for redheads, overcome their vertigo, and squeeze themselves into red and blue spandex. They are returning to the living organism that is New York City as Peter Parker and Miles Morales. After taking down Dr Octavius and The Tinkerer a new enemy has entered the ring, Kraven the Hunter, whose entire purpose in life is to find prey who can push him past his limits. Will Dave forgive yet another unwanted stealth segment in a game? And is Nick still a swinger? Support the show at patreon.com/cr...2023-10-241h 26

Critical ArcadeCritical Arcade 2023 TrailerMeet the dynamic duo behind The Critical Arcade Podcast, a gaming podcast like no other. Nick, the lively and immersive gamer, pairs his boundless energy with a knack for diving headfirst into the gaming universe. On the other side of the controller is Dave, the seasoned gaming pro who has seen it all and values the art of storytelling in games. Together, they bring a unique blend of gaming insights and humor to every episode.Critical Arcade is your gateway to the gaming world with a comedic twist. Nick and Dave delve into the narratives, visuals...2023-10-1801 min

Critical ArcadeMass Effect (2007) A Paragon Of An RPG w/ Caleb JanssensThis week Dave, Nick, and Special Guest Caleb Janssens slip into their form-fitting space suits, brush up on their intergalactic politics, and see if the MAKO is covered under their insurance. They're taking on the role of Commander Shepard, humanity's first Spectre. Their mission is to fend off a mysterious and ancient race of machines called the Reapers, who return every 50,000 years to harvest advanced civilizations. Is Dave the only one who enjoyed the elevator loading screens? And will Nick ever get over the shame that this is the first time he has played a Mass Effect game?2023-10-171h 25

Critical ArcadeMoonlighter (2018) Bargains and BroadswordsThis week Nick and Dave strap on their ridiculously large backpack, pick their weapons of choice, and try to remember their economics lessons from school. They are taking on the role of Will, a young shopkeeper in the small village of Rynoka. During the day, they must manage their shop by setting prices, restocking items, and interacting with customers, but at night, they must enter dungeons to explore their depths, battle various creatures, and collect valuable items and artifacts. As they delve deeper into the dungeons, they will uncover the mysteries surrounding the village, the dungeons themselves, and the...2023-10-101h 05

Critical ArcadeNeo: The World Ends With You (2021) Who Knew The End Of Days Could Be So Vibrant And FunIn this episode, Dave and Nick have to channel their inner teen, wear their brightest drip, and dust off their Pin collections because they are back on the streets of Shibuya. They find themselves trapped in a supernatural death game known as the "Reapers' Game." Alongside their new friends Fret and Nagi, they must complete a series of mysterious missions within a strict time limit while battling otherworldly creatures known as "Noise." Failure to complete the missions within the allotted time results in erasure, effectively erasing them from existence. Can Dave see past the protagonist's chin diaper? And will...2023-10-031h 16

Critical ArcadeMortal Kombat 1 (2023) A Killer Kombat RebootIn this episode for Kritical Arcade Dave and Nick have to practice their one-liners, brush up on their martial arts and replace every 'C' with a 'K'. They have been khosen by Earthrealms protector, Lui Kang, to represent Earth in the tournament of "Mortal Kombat", uncover the sinister plan of a mysterious time traveler, and kompile a group of kompetent warriors to stand with them. Kan Dave ever sleep soundly again after witnessing so many Fatalities? Kan Nick be the only one who enjoyed Megan Fox's role in the game?Support the show at patreon.com...2023-09-261h 17

Critical ArcadeShenmue (1991) Land Of The Rising FunThis week Nick and Dave brush up on their jujutsu, learn kanji, and wear a badass leather jacket. They have stepped in the shoes of Ryo Hazuki, a young martial artist who witnessed the murder of his father, Iwao Hazuki, at the hands of a mysterious man named Lan Di. As they delve deeper into the investigation, they uncover a complex web of secrets, conspiracies, and criminal organizations. Will Nick be lost in the endless loading screens? And will Dave leave the old woman in the park forever?Support the showLet's chat!Email...2023-09-191h 14

Critical ArcadeOlliOlli World (2022) Kickflips Its Way into Your HeartThis week Dave and Nick return to their youth, dust off their most rad skateboard, put on their baggiest pants, and engage their Do or Die attitude because they are up against Radlandia's Skate Godz on their quest for Gnarvana. With 5 unique worlds to traverse and crazy whimsical challenges to overcome, this is the path to skate godliness. Will Dave be able to keep up with the fast-paced gameplay? And will Nick forever be lost in the pastel, zen vibes the game gives off?Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com 2023-09-121h 07

Critical ArcadeOlliOlli World (2022) Kickflips Its Way into Your HeartThis week Dave and Nick return to their youth, dust off their most rad skateboard, put on their baggiest pants, and engage their Do or Die attitude because they are up against Radlandia's Skate Godz on their quest for Gnarvana. With 5 unique worlds to traverse and crazy whimsical challenges to overcome, this is the path to skate godliness. Will Dave be able to keep up with the fast-paced gameplay? And will Nick forever be lost in the pastel, zen vibes the game gives off?Support the showLet's chat! Email us at nick@criticalarcade...2023-09-121h 07

Critical ArcadeGoldenEye: Rogue Agent (2004) An Oddjob Of Retro Fun And Wacky StoryThis week Nick and Dave grab the keys to the Aston Martin, strap on Rolexes, and knock back a vodka martini because they are assuming the role of an ex-MI6 agent. They've been recruited by the villainous organization known as Auric Goldfinger to serve as his personal enforcer. With the power of a brand new cybernetic uber eye, they have to face Bond's most infamous villains Dr. No, Xenia Onatopp, Scaramanga, and Pussy Galore. Will Dave forgive EA for tarnishing the James Bond lore? And does Nick have a whole new fear of bowler hats?Support...2023-09-051h 06

Critical ArcadeDigimon Story: Cyber Sleuth – Hacker's Memory (2017) This Is Taking Too Long To DigivolveThis episode Dave and Nick brush up on their Python and JaveScript skills because they have joined renowned hacker group 'Hudie'. With the help of some pint sized Digital companions they must fight to get their identities back and clear their names from false accustions. Will Nick ever recover from the discovery that Digimon Narratives are insane? And will Dave reveal his childhood Digi-crush? Support the showLet's chat! Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com or dave@criticalaracde.com Check out our Threads and Instagram pages MERCH COMING SOON Thanks for...2023-08-291h 15

Critical ArcadeDigimon Story: Cyber Sleuth – Hacker's Memory (2017) This Is Taking Too Long To DigivolveIn this episode, Dave and Nick brush up on their Python and JaveScript skills because they have joined the renowned hacker group 'Hudie'. With the help of some pint-sized Digital companions, they must fight to get their identities back and clear their names from false accusations. Will Nick ever recover from the discovery that Digimon Narratives are insane? And will Dave reveal his childhood Digi-crush?Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.comEmail us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.comThanks for listening and keep...2023-08-291h 15

Critical ArcadeBatman Arkham City (2011) A Vigilante Blockbuster Of A GameThis week Nick and Dave guzzled down buckets of whey protein, climbed into their stretchiest spandex, and practiced their Batman voice because they are about to be incarcerated in the new prison: Arkham City. They have to navigate the dangerous street to uncover a sinister plot orchestrated by supervillains Two-Face, Penguin, The Riddler, and more. Will Dave ever understand which Robin is which? And will Nick concede that Batman isn't a superhero?Support the show Let's chat! Email us at nick@criticalarcade.com or dave@criticalaracde.com Check out our Threads and...2023-08-221h 26

Critical ArcadeBatman Arkham City (2011) A Vigilante Blockbuster Of A GameThis week Nick and Dave guzzled down buckets of whey protein, climbed into their stretchiest spandex, and practiced their Batman voice because they are about to be incarcerated in the new prison: Arkham City. They have to navigate the dangerous street to uncover a sinister plot orchestrated by supervillains Two-Face, Penguin, The Riddler, and more. Will Dave ever understand which Robin is which? And will Nick concede that Batman isn't a superhero?Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.comEmail us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com 2023-08-221h 26

Critical ArcadeJourney to the Savage Planet (2020) A Retro Ride Into Interstellar Exploration"This episode Dave and Nick find themselves crash-landed on Planet ARY - 2 and in the employment of Kindred Aerospace. A planet filled with bizarre and often hostile alien flora and fauna from the cute but flatulent Pufferbird, The carnivorous Meat Vortex plant, and the Mysterious Osmotic Cube. Tasked with finding out if the planet is suitable for future human colonization they will uncover the truth about Kindred Aerospace's less-than-honest intentions regarding the mission. How long will it take Nick to realize there are fast travel points? And how did Dave get scared by his own character?...2023-08-1559 min

Critical ArcadeAssassin's Creed Valhalla (2020) Colossal Proportions, Lost Identity w/ Canton ParkerThis week Nick, Dave, and special guest Canton Parker braid their hair, grab their favourite axe, and travel to gloomy 9th-century England. Here they embody the role of Eivor Varinsdottir as they lead their clan from Norway to the shores of England in search of a new home. Eivor becomes embroiled in conflict as he discovers the existence of the Hidden Ones and allies with them to thwart the Order's machinations, all while navigating the complex political landscape of England. Will Dave become the Flytiest Flyter in all of England? And can Nick forgive Ubisoft for changing the Assassin's...2023-08-081h 29

Critical ArcadeDragon Quest XI S: Echoes of an Elusive Age (2019) An Entertaining Epic In Scale And EmotionThis week Dave and Nick find themselves in the quaint village of Cobblestone stepping into the shoes of a young hero known as the Luminary. Our hero is in possession of unique powers and is the reincarnation of a legendary hero from ages past. Joined by a group of loyal companions, including a thief named Erik, a martial artist named Jade, a mage named Veronica, and many others, the Luminary embarks on a quest to find the truth about his past and destiny and stop the wicked sorcerer Mordegon. Will Nick be able to forgive the game for having...2023-08-011h 24

Critical ArcadeBioshock Infinite (2013) Story Telling That Reaches New Heights w/ THAT_FREAKIN_GEEKThis week Nick, Dave, and special guest Alec Samuel from THAT_FREAKIN_GEEK have their heads in the clouds and their feet firmly placed in the floating city of Columbia. They take on the role of Booker DeWitt, a former Pinkerton agent with a troubled past, tasked with rescuing a mysterious young woman named Elizabeth, a girl who possesses a unique ability to open "Tears" in reality, allowing her to manipulate and access alternate universes. Can they survive the numerous challenges, formidable enemies, and mind-bending revelations? Will Nick ever stop gushing over the soundtrack? And will Dave ever find...2023-07-251h 28

Critical ArcadeLake (2021) Makes You Slow Down And Smell The RosesThis week Dave and Nick have taken the oath for the United States Post Office and are taking on the role of Meredith Weiss, a successful career woman working as a software engineer in the bustling city who unexpectedly finds herself filling in for her father, who is the local mail carrier in Providence Oaks, as he takes a leave of absence. While navigating through nostalgia and introspection they must rebuild old relationships, start new ones and decide what their future will end up being. Will Dave forgive the developers for making a run feature that doesn't work? And...2023-07-181h 07

Critical ArcadeTotal War: Warhammer (2016) The Perfect Mash UpThis week Nick and Dave must harness all their RTS playing experience to take control over one of the unique factions of the Warhammer universe to battle for ownership of the all-powerful Vortex. Dave choosing the powerful, loyal, battle-hardened Dwarfs and Nick the Vampires the Immortal denizens of the night, with devilish cunning and pale complexion. They must manage their armies, construct buildings, forge alliances, and wage war against other factions. Will Nick's first Total War game be too overwhelming? And will Dave be able to add Warhammer to his conquests?Support the show at patreon...2023-07-111h 20

Critical ArcadeThe Legend of Heroes: Trails of Cold Steel (2013) A Political Drama In An Anime WrapperIt's Back to School this week for Nick and Dave but this time they enroll in Thors Military Academy's prestigious Class VII in a plot absolutely drenched in Anime tropes. It consists of both noble-born and commoner students, an unconventional mix in a society deeply divided by social class. As the plot unfolds they must confront their own personal struggles, navigate intricate political machinations, and develop their combat abilities to protect their loved ones and the future of Erebonia. They forge deep bonds of friendship, learn the value of trust, and ultimately find themselves at the center of a...2023-07-041h 04

Critical ArcadeJax and Daxter: The Lost Frontier (2009) We Wish It Was Never FoundThis week Dave and Nick must join Captain Phoenix and the Aeropans to help uncover the secrets of the eco shortage and the mysterious dark eco that is causing havoc. As they dig deeper they uncover a plot involving dark eco experiments, ancient Precursor artifacts, and a villainous figure known as the Dark Warrior. They must stop this new threat from plunging their world into chaos and restore the balance of eco. But does any of this really matter? Will Nick ever forgive Naughty Dog for letting one of their successful IPs be besmirched? And will Dave realize it's "...2023-06-271h 03

Critical ArcadePath of Exile (2013) A Journey Through A Confusing Diablo CloneDave grabs his +20 Smoldering Legendary Monocle and Nick wears his +5 Lucky Legendary Spandex Pants because they have both been exiled to Wraeclast, a land plagued by corruption, ancient evils, and supernatural entities. They must embark on a treacherous journey through this realm, seeking redemption and uncovering the truth behind the land's dark history. Will Dave stop referring to the gameplay as just clicking on things? And does Nick have any more room in his brain to add yet another compendium of lore?Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.comEmail...2023-06-201h 11

Critical ArcadeLego Star Wars: The Video Game (2005) The Hilarious Adventures of Plastic JediUh oh, Dave and Nick are going a bit Danish again. That's right they are becoming one with everyone's favourite constructible toy, LEGO. But this time in a galaxy far away with itty bitty lightsabers. Tasked once again with taking on the personas of a vast cast of legends and stopping The Big Bad. This time with even more Lego hijinks and tomfoolery. Will Dave get over the fact that the Lord of the Rings Lego game had full voice acting and this one doesn't? And will Nick finally concede that Star Wars is the best franchise?2023-06-131h 04

Critical ArcadeHonkai: Star Rail (2023) Harmony Amidst CataclysmAll aboard!! Nick and Dave are travelling through the stars on an interstellar train. That's right they've put their brightly coloured contacts in, dyed their hair a luminous colour and have been working on their cringy catchphrases. They are tasked with battling unknown enemies and unravelling the mysteries of the cosmos in a story that has yet to even have a glimpse of an ending. Will Nick be adding even more Waifus to his ever-growing collection? And how long will Dave's attention span last with a game that has no noticeable ending?Support the show at...2023-06-061h 23

Critical ArcadeStar Wars Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy (2003) A Game Just Like Yoda: Old and Strange Looking But LegendaryThis week Nick and Dave take on the role of the young Padawan Jaden Korr as they travel to Yavin 4 to join the Jedi Academy to train to become Jedi Knights. Under the tutelage of Luke Skywalker and Kyle Katarn, they must stop the Dark Jedi from resurrecting the Ancient Sith Order and resist the urge to burn a hole through Rosh, the most annoying being in the universe. Will Nick resist the pull of the Dark side and kill Rosh? And does Dave like Kyle Katarn a little too much?Support the show at patreon...2023-05-301h 17

Critical ArcadeSlender: The Arrival (2013) Tall, Dark and HideousOh boy... In this episode, Dave and Nick travel to the middle of Nowhere to help a friend sell her house only to find she is missing. After hearing a blood-curdling scream in the forest they investigate and must pick up multiple vague, ambiguous pieces of paper which somehow helps, I think. All while being chased by the mysterious Slenderman who likes the papers where they are?! Will Nick or Dave ever work out what the hell is happening in this game?Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.comEmail...2023-05-231h 07

Critical ArcadeChicken Run (2000) A Fowl MGS Clone!What the cluck? Dave and Nick are visiting Tweedy's Farm in the English county of Yorkshire, but things have gone a-fowl. They find themselves controlling the plucky chicken Ginger helping her and her friends build an elaborate plan to escape becoming chicken pies! Will Nick be able to see past his childhood love of this movie and be impartial? And why does Dave seem so passionate about Sprout wastage?Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.comEmail us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.comThanks...2023-05-161h 02

Critical ArcadeTom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege (2015) Puts The "Team" Back Into TeamworkThis week Nick and Dave grab their tactical gear, bulletproof vests, badass haircuts, and become part of a group of elite counter-terrorist operatives from various countries and organizations around the world. They will be tasked with working together with their team to outsmart and outmaneuver the opposing team in order to achieve victory. Or run and gun in solo like some sort of hero thinking they alone can take on an entire enemy team. Can Dave find the will to actually unmute his teammates? And will Nick be able to play this game and not compare it to Overwatch?2023-05-091h 16

Critical ArcadeDragon Ball Z: Shin Budokai (2006) Can't Go Super SaiyanIn this episode, Dave and Nick are joined by their editor, Niklas, to be transported to Dragon Ball Z's earth where they are tasked with putting to rest past combatants and stopping the combined malice and evil of Hell itself. Does Dave actually fight people at picnics? Did Nick actually choose academia over Dragon Ball Z? And will Niklas ever return for another episode? Find out next time on CRITICAL ARCADE!!!Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.comEmail us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.com 2023-05-021h 01

Critical ArcadeBloodstained: Ritual of the Night (2019) Polishing The Spiritual Sucessor to CastlevaniaIn this episode, Nick and Dave are woken up in 18th Century England taking on the role of Miriam, a Shardbearer, who must help defeat the hordes of Demons released from hell and track down fellow Shardbearer Gebel who is hellbent on taking his revenge on the world from his gothic inspired uber castle, the Hellhold. Will Nick ever pick his jaw off the floor after realizing Save Rooms are found throughout the Castle? And will Dave ever forgive the horrible English accents?Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com...2023-04-251h 12

Critical ArcadeIt Takes Two (2021) Two Dolls Are Better Than OneFinally, Nick and Dave are joined by their wives! Nick and Trudi and Dave and Joanette take on the roles of May & Cody whose turbulent relationship has reached its breaking point. However, through some magical intervention, their minds are transported into two dolls made by their daughter, Rose. With the help of the magical Dr. Hakim, they must learn to work together and overcome their differences in order to save their marriage and return to their human forms. Will anyone understand Nick's bromance with Dr. Hakim? Is anyone convinced that Joanette is Dave's wife?Support the...2023-04-181h 16

Critical ArcadeTom Clancy's Splinter Cell: Double Agent (2006) A Game That's Doubling Down On The DisappointmentThis week Dave and Nick grab their Nightvision goggles and ultra-tight stealth gear and jump into the role of Sam Fisher, veteran field agent of the Third Echelon. But with the loss of his daughter, life isn't so black and white anymore and they have to navigate the murky waters of undercover work in the JBA. Will Dave ever lean to run in this game or just continue to sexually saunter to every encounter? Will Nick ever forgive Ubisoft for damaging another beloved franchise? Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com 2023-04-1154 min

Critical ArcadeChrono Trigger (1995) A Truly Timeless Time Traveling MasterpieceThis week Nick and Dave get their hands on probably the Greatest JRPG of all Time; Chrono Trigger. They take control of the time-traveling crew of Frog, Ayla, Lucca, Robo, Marle, and Crono and their task is to save the world from the clutches of Lavos while traveling multiple time periods. Will Nick be able to get over how much content is stuffed into such a small cartridge? Will Dave ever stop gushing over this 28-year-old gem?Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.comEmail us at nick@criticalarcade.com...2023-04-041h 19

Critical ArcadeThe Forest (2014) "If You Go Down To The Woods Today, You're Sure Of A Big Surprise..."The worst has happened... Nick and Dave's plane has crashed on a densely forested peninsula surrounded by crazed cannibals! Oh, and they both have a son named Timmy who some red guy stole or something. Now they must muster all their skills and knowledge to survive, try to locate their Timmys, and unravel the mysteries of the island. Will Dave even venture away from the crash site? Will Nick completely abandon his son because his safety comes first?Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.comEmail us at nick@criticalarcade...2023-03-2853 min

Critical ArcadeDigimon World 3 (2002) Sometimes Upgrading An Old Formula Makes New IssuesThis week Dave and Nick are plugging themselves into the Digital World and teaming up with their digital companions yet again. This time tasked with taking down the evil corporation A.o.A. whose plotting to control the world. Will Dave buckle under the pressure of saving the world being on his now 12-year-old shoulders? Will Nick grow too old to finish the game waiting for the battle animations? Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.comEmail us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.comThanks f...2023-03-2157 min

Critical ArcadeWario World (2002) Wants To Recreate The Mario Recipe With GarlicThis week Nick and Dave are whisked off to have a look at Wario's newly built castle that's overflowing with the riches he's "acquired" and definitely not stolen. But then an ominous evil Jewel awakens and takes everything he has, because of course it does. It's now up to Nick and Dave to help Wario get it all back in a new world that's part Alice In Wonderland and part Jurassic Park! Will Dave's love of Mario mean Wario gets the cold shoulder? And will Nick ever find out why all the bad guys seem to be dinosaurs?2023-03-1454 min

Critical ArcadeDragon Blade: Wrath of Fire (2007) Tries To Light The Fire Of An Epic Story But Ends Up Dousing It In MediocrityThis week Dave and Nick are transported to the region of Galar where they have to watch their fiance die in their arms by the hands of the evil dragon's henchmen. But with the power of their new Dragon Blade and disembodied Dragon voice-in-their-head, Valthorian, they must track down the other evil dragons and vanquish them to save the world and to quell the raging fire within themselves. Will Dave be able to wrestle with the motion controls? Will Nick ever recover from burying his fellow townsfolk?Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade...2023-03-0747 min

Critical ArcadeMy Time at Portia (2019) A Game Trying To Be A Cult Classic With A Little Too Much "Cult"This week Nick and Dave arrive at the pastel-dipped, strangely dystopian, town of Portia where their estranged father has left them a dilapidated Shack to start a new life and career. Thanks, Dad! They must use their wits and hone their skills to become the best carpenter/farmer/researcher/warrior that there ever was... in a community that has Children of the Corn vibes. Will Dave ever get past his beef with rival contractor Higgins? And why is Nick being conspired against by the church?Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com 2023-02-2852 min

Critical ArcadeLego The Lord of the Rings (2012) Literal Building Blocks For A Great FranchiseOne does not just simply walk into Mordor, One takes the entire Lord of the Rings Story and turn it into Legos! This week Nick and Dave take on the iconic roles of the Fellowship of the Rings through the discovery of the Ring at the Shire, the ass-clenching Battle at Helms Deep, and the emotive destruction of the Ring in Mt Doom, but all this with wacky Lego-like antics. Will Dave ever leave the Shire after finding the pure joy of just wrecking Bilbo's Party? Does Nick secretly call this game his Precious?Support the...2023-02-1456 min

Critical ArcadeSuper Mario Sunshine (2002) A Tropical Paradise Flooded with Unwanted MechanicsTime for a vacation! In this episode, Nick and Dave fly to the sun-soaked vista of Delfino Isle where they take on the role of everyone's favorite plumber Mario. But instead of enjoying himself with his companions a mysterious doppelganger gets our mustachioed friend framed for crimes he didn't commit. We now face hundreds of hours cleaning everything with ... a squirt gun. Will Nick be driven mad by the endless loop of Delfino Isle's catchy tunes? Will Dave ever forgive Bowser for his parenting style?Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com 2023-02-0757 min

Critical ArcadeRiver City Girls (2019) A Retro Beat-em Up Dipped In Girl Power Attitude.It's Back to School this week for Nick and Dave but this time as renegade teens Misako and Kyoko. Instead of having to deal with High School Politics and Exams, they have to save their dreamy boyfriends from mysterious kidnappers. But this isn't normal suburbia. Everyone is trying to stop them from the Principal and his Students to the mall clerks and Security Guards, and even the infamous Yakuza. Will Nick and Dave be able to fight the odds and save their boyfriends?Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.com...2023-01-3153 min

Critical ArcadeMetal Gear Solid: Peace Walker (2010) Proving Great Things Come In Small PackagesIn this episode, Nick and Dave camo-suit up, wrap a bandana around their heads, and grab their closest cardboard box. They are on their way to Costa Rica while taking on the legendary role of "Big Boss", aka Snake, tasked with stopping a mysterious army from making Costa Rica a scapegoat for nuclear holocaust. Will Dave manage to follow who all the characters are? And will Nick ever be able to finish the tutorial?Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.comEmail us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade...2023-01-2455 min

Critical ArcadeAshen (2018) A Game About Restoring Light But Needs More BatteriesThe world has been plunged into darkness and the future is blanketed in despair. After the rebirth of a luminous bird-like deity, Nick and Dave have been tasked with the restoration of hope and safety back to the lands. Will Nick's vast soulslike reflexes and skill set make this game a breeze? Will Dave just let his AI companion do all the fighting and reep the rewards?Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.comEmail us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.comThanks for listening...2022-12-2036 min

Critical ArcadeGears of War (2006) A Fraternity Of Bros Who Turn Into HeroesDave and Nick hit the gym, grab some Lancer Rifles and find themselves drafted into the COG. Their mission? to map out the Locusts' tunnels and blow them all to hell! Will Dave forever be a Fanboy of the Cole Train? And will Nick ever work out the reload mechanic?Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.comEmail us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.comThanks for listening and keep on gaming! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2022-12-131h 07

Critical ArcadeBorderlands 2 (2012) Going Back Down The Rabbit Hole Has Never Been So FunNick and Dave return to Pandora to help their old Vault Hunting comrades against the maniacal Handsome Jack, Pandora's new overlord. With guns galore and enemies everywhere, somehow this game still packs a coherent punch. Will Dave be driven mad by searching for the perfect gun? And will Handsome Jack's sociopathic charm sway Nick?Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.comEmail us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.comThanks for listening and keep on gaming! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy...2022-12-061h 01

Critical ArcadePokémon Scarlet & Violet (2022) Where The Bugs Aren't Just PokémonThis week, Nick and Dave flip their caps 'round, abandon their mothers, and set off for the region of Paldea. This time having to juggle school life, finding Titans, battling Gyms, and thwarting Team Star. Will Dave's wife run away with the new sexy Professor Turo? Will Game Freak ever get Nick's trust back?Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.comEmail us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.comThanks for listening and keep on gaming! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy...2022-11-291h 38

Critical ArcadeGod of War Ragnarök (2022) Is A Norse Feast With A Side Of Fatherly WisdomDave and Nick travel back to Midgard to embody the role of everyone's favourite father figure Kratos. This time striving to protect his son from the allure of his fate while teaching him that his actions have consequences. Will Nick include some Kratosian wisdom in his parenting? And does Dave even know where he is?Support the show at patreon.com/criticalarcade or criticalarcade.comEmail us at nick@criticalarcade.com and dave@criticalarcade.comThanks for listening and keep on gaming! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com...2022-11-151h 14