Shows
HELLO LMAOPEN'T UP (featuring Gabe Reali)In this deeply personal episode of HELLO LMAO, Nick is joined by guest co-host Gabe Reali (aka Ghost Rhyder) for a journey through song writing, Daddies, and stranger danger. The return of Cody! The return of Bronze Avery! Feet pics, Walmart, gay gym cruising, and more! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2022-02-1149 minHELLO LMAOTWINK SPACE (featuring Tommy Boi)Nick is joined by guest co-host (and his very first friend in Los Angeles) Tommy Patterson aka Tommy Boi in this esteemed ep of the pod. Listed for qualified advice on how to make gay friends, a deep dive into nightlife in Ohio (again), and following your musical dreams. Nick and Tommy discuss their opinions on folks having the "read" receipt feature turned on their iMessages and Tommy's time in his hometown of Sacramento. Timothée Chalamet vs. Tom Holland. The first repeat caller from Season 1. Overall good quality calls. To call in, please call 323-388-LMAO. That is 323-388...2022-01-2832 min
HELLO LMAOLONDON CIGARETTE (featuring Charlie Chiu)After the third annual hiatus, HELLO LMAO kicks off Season Two with guest co-host Charlie Chiu. Discussions on places like England, Great Britain, and the United Kingdom. Whiplash from transitioning through topics like English foods to blatant homophobia. English curse words! Texas! A caller has a crush on Charlie. And more! Call the show at 323-388-5626. That's 323-388-LMAO. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2022-01-1325 minHELLO LMAOICONIC (featuring Vince Rossi)Gay socialite (not unlike Paris Hilton), musician (not unlike Lindsay Lohan), BTS photographer (not unlike David LaChapelle), and frequent twerker (not unlike Miley Cyrus), Vince Rossi guest co-hosts this iconic episode of HELLO LMAO. Nick formally starts the war on deodorant. The vocal stylings of Christina Aguilera are deeply explored. The first ever HELLO LMAO Podcast gameshow identifying riffs from Christina Aguilera called "Who Wants to be a Five Dollarinaire" is attempted. A caller takes advantage of his grandfather having a stroke. One of the most chaotic and queer episodes to date. Overall high quality calls. Updates from former guest...2020-12-211h 31HELLO LMAOABSOLUTELY (featuring Gia Gunn)Television personality Gia Gunn joins Nick Tumino as guest co-host in this treasured episode of HELLO LMAO to celebrate Transgender Awareness Week. Gia shares her journey from childhood to the woman she unapologetically is today. Deep reflection and appreciation of Gia's image in meme culture. Gia warbles the happy birthday song to a confused caller. Nick and Gia explore how the loss of Gia's mother has changed Gia's outlook on life, her grieving process, and her spirituality. Gags! Sound effects! Nick's constant laughing! Exciting calls about Rupaul's Drag Race, positivity, gender identity and pronouns, muting people on social media, Thanksgiving...2020-11-231h 28HELLO LMAOPLEASE ASK, DO TELL (featuring Andrés Camilo)In this intimate episode of HELLO LMAO, guest co-host Andrés Camilo joins Nick Tumino to discuss being gay in the military, PTSD, and the online phenomenon of 'catfishing'. A repeat caller vulnerably details her inappropriate relationship with her supervisor. Andrés discusses 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' and how if affected his decision to come out. Nick and Andrés speculate who will win the 2020 Presidential election. Themes of sexual power dynamics in the workplace and in the military, voting, the sexiness of military uniforms, military scenes in pornography, and military weddings. Andrés opens up about his family's acceptance of h...2020-11-0957 minHELLO LMAOVERY HARD 2 FORGET (featuring Vincint)Pop icon, extreme vocal talent, network television singing competition star, and song writer Vincint guest co-hosts this heartwarming episode of HELLO LMAO. After discussing police brutality, the impending presidential election, and clearing up some confusion about climate in Washington D.C., Nick and Vincint opened the phone lines to TikTok stars and Vincint fans alike. A female caller walks us through the journey from being a welder to making a living off of the popular website OnlyFans. Tales of kink safety, Megan the Trainer, Vincint's extremely talented college dorm floor, Philadelphia, skin care, and some sprinkling of live singing from...2020-11-021h 10HELLO LMAOTHE ART OF THE NUDE (featuring Tony Devoney)Artist and creative individual Tony Devoney (omg his name rhymes) guest co-hosts this highly salacious episode of HELLO LMAO. Nick and Tony discuss the Trump family tree, labels, coitus, pegging, alt Twitter, and homosexual vs. heterosexual behavior. The integrity of the relationship between Tiffany Trump and the letter 'T' is evaluated. Nick's signature catchphrase is hijacked by multiple callers. The "boing" sound effect in abundance. Who are Tony Devoney's art influences? How much would you pay for an OnlyFans subscription? Will Tyler the Creator pivot from music to pornography? Would a massage gun mangle a butt hole? Answers to all...2020-10-261h 19HELLO LMAOD-WORD + H-WORD (featuring Colton Tran)Spooky Season has officially started in this new special edition Halloween episode of HELLO LMAO. Director and creative artist Colton Tran joins Nick Tumino in this hair-raising episode to discuss themes of horror, paranormal activity, and sexy costumes. The combination of scary and sexy in this episode is really right up Nick's alley. New eerie Halloween sound effects debut. Nick and Colton ponder over the reality of ghosts and spirits. Haunting tales of Ouija boards, mysterious windows, relatives speaking in tongues, deeply religious people, urban legends, slider phones, and the spirit realm. Is seeing believing? All that and more in...2020-10-1947 minHELLO LMAOBINARY SCHMINARY (featuring Cassandra James)Actress, activist, and storyteller, Cassandra James guest co-hosts this groundbreaking episode of HELLO LMAO. After giving Nick a quick Gender Studies 101 refresh crash course and interview, the phone lines opened to discuss being transgender in 2020, dating in small towns, and queer visibility in media. A transgender female who has attended a few Trump rallies shares her story about being ostracized by the LGBTQ community. An abundance of political/Presidential election calls. A mom who adopted a young girl who was abandoned by her biological mother for coming out as transgender calls in. Some dedicated fans of the daytime soap opera...2020-10-1255 minHELLO LMAODEBATE PrEP (featuring Bronze Avery)Pop sensation, song writer, visual artist, podcaster, and all around bad bitch Bronze Avery joins Nick Tumino in an extremely informative and opinionated episode of HELLO LMAO. Recorded immediately following the first Presidential debate, the tone was a little bit more serious than we are used to, but tremendously important and relevant to all listeners. Nick and Bronze learn the meaning of cognitive harmony. Bronze redefines the phrasing around "coming out". Topics ranging from removing the stigma around STDs and the appropriate language to use around them, gay uncles, religious upbringing, pee tapes, systemic racism, the end of the American...2020-10-0549 minHELLO LMAOIT'S THE WORD "BUDDY" FOR ME (featuring Mario Jose)Singer, songwriter, and disliker of peanut butter, Mario Jose joins Nick Tumino in another sparkly episode of HELLO LMAO. After Mario got quickly familiarized with the sound effects, callers were hot on the line with their unpopular opinions and also just normal things they liked. Nick and Mario reminisce over meeting for the first time and their quick bond over Christina Aguilera. Selena Gomez stan Twitter. A newly found musical trio is started between Nick, Mario, and a caller in his car. Discussions about hotties from TikTok. Nick fantasizes about a bubblegum pop / trap theme song in the realm of...2020-09-281h 11HELLO LMAOYOU ARE LOVED JK (featuring Maxwell Poth)Photojournalist, creator of the non-profit organization 'Project Contrast', and real life Los Angeles comrade, Maxwell Poth joins Nick Tumino in another spicy episode of HELLO LMAO. The phone lines were ringing like a Migos trap phone. A caller battles with his decision to delete social media apps -- including Amazon. Lots of homosexual banter layered over the call waiting noise. A new mom calls from a room she hasn't left in over seven months and details how sexually active she is. Our first repeat caller. A new sound effect makes its debut. Discussions of threesomes, high quality relationships, social media...2020-09-2155 minHELLO LMAOPANDEMDICK (featuring my boyfriend)Nick's handsome and charming boyfriend joins this amusing episode of HELLO LMAO as guest co-host with one of the largest variety of callers to date. Some relentless dialogue about homophobia at the popular fast food joint Chick-fil-a. The first three-way call takes place and includes our first female caller in aeons. Some tangential conversations about Arizona State University, long-distance relationships, and Twilight themed pornography. A significant age range of callers. Extremely quality and qualified advice, incoherent rambling accompanied by delayed sound effects, and some diverse noises from actual busy streets. Bisexuality exploration, true love, coming of age, deep spiritual growth...2020-09-1346 minHELLO LMAOCHAMBER OF SECRETS (featuring Ryan Crampton)HELLO LMAO returns after the second annual summer hiatus with guest co-host Ryan Crampton. In this dazzling episode, Nick and Ryan open the phone lines for callers to share their secrets and solicit advice on various homosexual topics. Overall great calls. Tales of big ass dicks, a diaper kink, and pushing the envelope on the potentially blurry sexual boundaries with close friends. Ryan admits to possibly the meanest thing he has ever done. Some meandering storytelling about college years, a Harry Potter moment, and more! Call the show! 323-388-5626 See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out...2020-09-0135 minHELLO LMAOEDIT THIS OUT (featuring Jared Gelman)Queer-antine is underway on another titillating episode of HELLO LMAO. Singer, song-writer, dancer, performer, and dear friend, Jared Gelman drops by to co-host from six feet away while drinking out of a metal straw. In this masterpiece of an episode, callers explore themes of music, coming out, Ohio, and making friends with wildlife. Nick is solicited for pictures of his feet and continues to maintain his extremely positive attitude and outlook on life during a pandemic. All of that and more! Call the show! 323-388-5626 See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2020-05-1640 minHELLO LMAOGET A HOBBY (featuring Boy Blu)Nick's therapist insisted he get a hobby, which was the catalyst the world needed for another enchanting episode of HELLO LMAO. Callers from across the globe chime in with their hot takes on the international pandemic and self-isolation and what they are doing to stay busy (or not busy as all). Jamie Bennett aka Boy Blu co-hosted this new episode live from Nick's COVID-19 bunker (from 6 feet away) immediately marking this episode as an instant classic. Have a few drinks (like your favorite hosts did) and join in on this memorable journey through frequent masturbation, binging watching television, and not...2020-04-2033 minHELLO LMAOPEE IS FOR POOLAfter a lengthy summer hiatus, HELLO LMAO is back with a "bang" in this characteristically controversial episode. Nick opens the phone lines to hopefully receive calls with tales of fascinating encounters from the gay "dating" app Grindr. Divorce! Canada! Protective eyewear! Piss play! Possible criminal activity! And more! Call the show! 323-388-5626 See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2019-10-0542 minHELLO LMAOUBER DARKIn this sonically complex second episode of HELLO LMAO, callers from across this great nation share their experiences riding in Ubers and other app based car services. While it is unclear if this show will still qualify as a comedy podcast after this episode, the entertainment and educational value remain tremendously high. Danger, intrigue, missing fingers, a special request from a caller, and the return of a now infamous caller from episode one mark this episode as a "must listen". Hide your wife, hide your kids, and ask a trusted friend to drive you instead. See acast.com...2019-07-1100 min
HELLO LMAOA ROCKY STARTWhat started as what some might describe as "rocky" ended in hilarity in this compelling first episode of HELLO LMAO. Calls from all over the country start the pilot episode with tales of urination, LGBTQ norms, wedding confusion, bad dining experiences, and more. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.2019-06-2300 min