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The Carpenter QueensScream VI (2023) - "Ghostface Goes East" (SPOILERS!)SURPRISE SIDNEY!
We decided to throw away the schedule to talk all about the newest edition of one our favorite franchises!
Be warned! This is nothing but spoiler filled and we NEED to TALK about IT!
Join us as we go to TCQ Movie Theater as we discuss this vicious, bloody, meta-good time!
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2023-04-0542 minThe Carpenter QueensA Nightmare On Elm Street (2010) | "What's Wrong with His Face?"Oh my god Jackie you can't just ask people what's wrong with their face...
Kicking off our "Scream-akes: The Requel" themed month is. A. DOZY.
Nick and Raymond discuss the remake of "A Nightmare on Elm Street" from 2010! They discuss the gloriously bad CGI, Jackie Earle Haley voice choices, and Rooney Mara questioning her acting career! It is a wonderful beginning to their favorite themed months!
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2023-03-081h 35The Carpenter QueensLOST TAPES: A Nightmare On Elm Street (1984) | "I Had the Weirdest Wet Dream"Thank you for your patience and understanding as we had to take some time off away from the store...but without further ado...
HELLO QUEERDOS! We have missed you all and are ecstatic that we are BACK once again!
We have a "lost tape" that was meant to be released back in October of 2022. Here it is in all of its glory as we discuss the absolutely terrifying and 80s nostalgic "A Nightmare on Elm Street" from 1984!
Nick and Raymond discuss 80s flare, the elaborate dream sequences and wonderful practical ef...
2023-02-221h 20The Carpenter QueensBride of Chucky (1998) | "Barbie & Clyde"Continuing our "ICONS" month with a trip to the wedding chapel!
This week Nick and Raymond discuss the hilariously wild sequel to the "Child's Play" franchise! We are talking, "Bride of Chuck" from 1998!
Jennifer Tilly, meta-humor, superb voice acting, horrible teen leads...and what everyone has been waiting for...PUPPET SEX!
You won't want to miss our next celebration for Halloween!
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2022-10-261h 31The Carpenter QueensHalloween (1978) | "The Jamie Lee Mother F**king Curtis Show"It is the BEST time of the year Queerdos! Halloween!
What better way to kick off our themed month of "ICONS" than with the original 1978 classic, "Halloween"!
*que lightning and thuder*
Nick and Raymond are beyond elated to talk about our true love, our ultimate spooky month flick! We gush about John Carpenter, Debra Hill, and of course... the ultimate scream queen... Jamie Lee Mother F**king Curtis!
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2022-10-191h 33The Carpenter QueensThe Craft (1996) | "We Bind You Heteros..."It's time to call the corners everyone...
Closing out our "Back to School" month of September is the ULTIMATE witchy goth dream!
This week Nick & Raymond discuss the 1996 classic, "The Craft"! Much to talk about from the fashion, the memorable dialogue, the core cast of actresses, AND Ray talks about their connection to Nancy!
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2022-09-301h 41The Carpenter QueensSorority Row (2006) | "Suffer Sisters, SUFFER!"After taking a week off, we are BACK! It's time to get ready for rush week!
We are talking the offensive, yet very hilarious, Sorority Row from 2006!
Much to discuss sisters as we dissect the film not many remember from the early 00's! Raymond discovers the film for the first time, Nick quotes almost the whole movie, and the lasting impression of 00's fashion makes its mark!
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2022-09-211h 42The Carpenter QueensThe Faculty (1998) | "Take Us to Your Teachers!"Welcome back students to a brand new month!
The bell has rung on our theme of "Back to School" as we discuss the 90's meta-teen-sci-fi-flick, "The Faculty" from 1998!
There is much to discuss! From Kevin Williamson's take on alien invaders, the hot young and STAR STUDDED cast, and the 90's time capsule love of it all!
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2022-09-071h 39The Carpenter QueensNightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987) | "Welcome to TCQ Video, B*tch!"Closing out our themed month of "Third Times the Charm" is a dreamscape run by an infamous villain!
Our last in our line-up is "A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors"!
Nick and Raymond are stoked to talk 80's insane practical special effects, a very charming core cast of victims, the incomparable Robert Englund, and the surprising connection of queer community and the Dream Warriors!
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The Carpenter QueensFinal Destination 3 (2006) | "A Million Ways to Die in Canada"Welcome back to TCQ Video! Do we have a doozy of a film for you this week!
Our "Third Times the Charm" theme is bringing us on a terrifying ride to our deaths! Nick and Raymond talk all about "Final Destination 3"!
They discuss their favorite queen of the earlly 2000s, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, the deliciously gory-over-the-top-kills, their fear of roller coasters...and Raymond goes on a rant about Nicole Kidman's AMC ad! It's a lot to unpack and we cannot wait for the ride!
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The Carpenter QueensScream 3 (2000) | "Gales Bangs Recovery Meeting"Welcome back to the store and WELCOME to SEASON 3!!!
Nick and Raymond, your favorite VHS store employees, are kicking their third season off with the third in the Scream franchise!
The queers are heading to Hollywood to act in the newest Stab film! Along the way they'll talk production on the hectic Scream set, the ever changing script, and their truthful love for this odd film! It's time for a new season with the stoners and they can't wait to begin!
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The Carpenter QueensSeason 2 Finale! | "To Our Queeridos, Thank You For Everything! Julia Newmar"Welcome back our lovely queeridos! Before we say goodbye for the season...
Let us celebrate our favorite TOPS and BOTTOMS of season 2!
Not to mention our first real ranking episode of one of our favorite horror franchises...SCREAM! We will be ranking the Scream franchise as our send off episode! We will be taking a break from the store for the summer and be back before you know it!
Thank you from the bottom of our hearts, thank you, thank you, THANK YOU! Our sophomore season has been everything we wished and more. We...
2022-05-1149 minThe Carpenter QueensShaun of the Dead (2004) | "You Got Red On You"Our last flick of our themed month, April Fools', AND our last flick of season 2!
How else do we conclude a wild, insane, and spooky stupid season? By talking one of horror comedies BEST.
Coming from across the pond is Edgar Wright's 2004 smash hit, "Shaun of the Dead"! Much to discuss, much to laugh at, and a wonderful cap to a wonderful season. Thank you so much for listening and joining us this season at TCQ Video!
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2022-05-051h 30The Carpenter QueensElvira Mistress of the Dark (1988) | "The Good Ol' Boob-Tube"The next stop in our April Fools’ Month is a visit from the frightfully hilarious Mistress herself…
We discuss the wonderful, the spooky, the icon, "Elvira Mistress of the Dark" from 1988!
So much to talk about, the looks, the jokes, the puns, the body, the endless supply of top notch 80's camp!
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2022-04-271h 39The Carpenter QueensStoner Olympics 2022! | Feat. Dank & Deadly AND Stoney Horror!Hello stoner fans!
To celebrate our second annual 420 episode, we have invited our fellow stoney friends to compete in a scorching set of games!
We compete in the very first Stoner Olympics! Three teams participate in stoner trivia, horror trivia, bong rips, and we get to know our lovely guests a bit better! It's a highly hilarious and fantastic episode bringing together great guests, our love of horror, and celebrating the wonder plant that is weed!
Smoke responsibly and enjoy the holiday!
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2022-04-201h 18The Carpenter QueensFreaky (2020) | "I Was A Teenage Serial Killer!"It's April Fools' month at TCQ Video and we are celebrating with killer horror comedies!
Switching us off is the hilarious Christopher Landon slasher, "Freaky"!
Nick and Ray talk the meta-ness of it all, if they are attracted to Vince Vaughn, the echoing noise of dick slapping, and why this film kind of fell under the radar!
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2022-04-131h 29The Carpenter QueensFreaky (2020) | "Time to Do The Body Swap Again"Stuff.
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2022-04-0619 minThe Carpenter QueensThe Ring (2002) | "Call For A Good Time"Your seven days are up and it's time for our last week in our "Scream-akes" month!
Nick and Raymond venture into the wet and wild well of 2002's "The Ring"!
Much to discuss! The eerie and gloomy vibes, Naomi Watts screaming, and how this remake fits into our love for the Remake Renaissance!
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2022-03-301h 39The Carpenter QueensEvil Dead (2013) | "Mamma Mia, It's Naturom Demento!"It's time to get groovy and talk one of our favorite remakes!
This week's trek in our "Scream-akes" month is into the cabin to talk all about "Evil Dead" from 2013!
Gory limbs, possessions, foul mouthed demons, and a truly bloody good time is discussed this week!
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2022-03-251h 32The Carpenter QueensThir13en Ghosts (2001) | "Mathew Lillard Spit On Me and All I Got Was Spectral Glasses"Put on your spectral glasses and join your ghostly guides as we talk our next step in our "Scream-akes" Month!
This week's recommended rental is 2001's "Thir13en Ghosts"! And boy oh boy is it a doozy!
We talk Mathew Lillard's spit takes, the EXCELLENT ghost designs, only being able to see Tony Shalhoub as Monk, and if this movie is as good as we remember!
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2022-03-161h 32The Carpenter QueensThe Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003) | "Texas Chainsaw Drag Brunch" Feat. Oombi Flores!Welcome to the stage.....THE TEXAS CHAINSAW DRAG BRUNCH!
This week's trek in our "Scream-akes" month is in the demented and brutal remake of a horror classic! "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" from 2003!
Joining us talk a heavy weight remake is a very special guest joining us once again... Oombi Flores!
We talk the hottest damn cast, Jessica Biel screaming, Leather Faces drag room, and why we love this hard R movie so much!
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2022-03-091h 33The Carpenter QueensHouse of Wax (2005) | "That Wax is, like, So Hot"The theme this month is "SCREAMAKES!" It's a month to celebrate, what we like to call, the Remake Renaissance of the early 2000s!
Kicking us off is the moody teen horror slasher all dressed up in Juicy Couture tracksuits... "House of Wax"! We talk all about the Paris Hilton starring remake! The full behind the scenes on set drama, the surprisingly detailed SPFX, and if this movie is just as bad as we remember?
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2022-03-021h 47The Carpenter QueensMalignant (2021) | "Splitting Headaches" - Listener Picked Episode!This week is our very first LISTENER PICKED EPISODE! You all have spoken and we have answered!
We are talking about the extremely divisive and strange, James Wan’s “Malignant”!
It’s all on the table, the twists and turns, the acting, the style, and of course…GABRIEL!
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2022-02-231h 45The Carpenter QueensThe Fly (1986) | "Fly Zzzaddy"It's time for a science experiment gone to hell! *cue lightning and thunder*
This week's recommended rental is an 80's body horror classic! Nick and Raymond are talking David Cronenberg's "The Fly"!
They discuss and worship at the altar of Geena Davis and, of course, drool over the incredibly sexy Jeff Goldblum! Break down the themes of aging, AIDs, and abortion! This film packs quite the wallop!
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2022-02-181h 38The Carpenter QueensYou're Next (2011) | "World's Worst Dinner Party"Ready for a modern day slasher with some bite?
Kicking off our second week in our "February Free-For-All" month is Adam Wingard's "You're Next"!
Raymond and Nick have much to say about the black comedy horror romp! From world's worst in-laws, to brutal kills, and one of the best Final Girls to grace our screens in quite some time!
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2022-02-091h 26The Carpenter QueensHappy Anniversary! | "TCQ Video, What Do You Want?"This week, we are celebrating our 1 year anniversary as a show! (Yay!)
In order to say thank you to our listeners and as a way to mark the occasion, we feature listener submissions, some classic bloopers, and discuss our TOP's and BOTTOM's in our FIRST ranking segment! Help Nick and Ray remember their first year as a show!
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2022-02-0248 minThe Carpenter QueensThey Live (1988) | "Wrestler Butts, Make Me Nuts!"In our last week of January, we dive right back into the filmography of our one and only...John Carpenter! (duh.)
We wear our sunglasses at night, discover the alien overlords and talk all about the insane action from 1988's "They Live"!
Nick and Raymond discuss their absolute lustful feelings for Roddy Piper, the films not so subtle feelings toward capitalism in the 80s, 5 min long fight sequences, and what Raymond thinks of the character Holly.
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2022-01-261h 25The Carpenter QueensPlanet Terror (2007) | "Ch-Ch-Ch-Cherry Bomb!"It's Raymond's birthday so you know what that means! Time to go-go not cry-cry in this week's recommended rental!
To celebrate one of our star employee's, Raymond has picked 2007's pulp-filled-action-packed-flick, "Planet Terror"!
Nick and Raymond are beyond excited to talk about one of their favorite directors, Robert Rodriguez, discuss the bloody good gore effects, and the overall feel and impact of the first half to the Grindhouse experience!
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2022-01-191h 48The Carpenter QueensKrampus (2015) | "The Toni Collette Holiday Special"It is the end of the holiday season and the end of our Slay Bells month!
We are ringing in the end of the year with our last film of 2021! It is time to talk the return of our queen Toni Collette in 2015's "Krampus"!
It's time to get merry and have a holiday ball with one of our absolute personal favs! Thank you for listening to us this year Queeridos we appreciate every single one of you!
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2021-12-291h 42The Carpenter QueensBatman & Robin (1997) | "Happy Birthday Bat Boy!"Bat Nipples. Need we say more?
This week we celebrate the greatest of holidays...NICK'S BIRTHDAY! In order to enjoy the merriest of birthdays, we asked the listeners to pick from Nick's top choices and you all chose..
The caped crusader's ultimate adventure into the campy, the bizarre, THE QUEER, "BATMAN & ROBIN"! from 1997!
Oh boy, oh boy! Ray and Nick waste no time in talking about one of their favorite "bad" movies!
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2021-12-221h 55The Carpenter QueensBlack X-Mas (2006) | "Do You Queer, What I Queer?" Feat. The Horror BandwagonThis week's celebration for the holiday's we are joined by two extremely wonderful guests!
Picking up a shift at TCQ Video is the one and only, The Horror Bandwagon!
Sergio and Cody help the queens with a wonderful holiday edition of, "Would You Rather?" and truly breakdown the WILD, insane, Weinstein field remake from 2006! We talk all about 2006's, "Black X-mas"! This is one of our favorite and most hilarious episodes!
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2021-12-151h 45The Carpenter QueensBetter Watch Out (2017) | "Adventures in Babysitting: Merry Mayhem!"Hello Queeridos! Our second week in our "Slay Bells" month continues with a divisive Christmas Horror Flick with an edge!
We are talking all about 2017's "Better Watch Out"! A vicious indie that has Nick and Raymond split about their feelings! They discuss the Australian-American production, the wild doorknobs on set, tonal shifts and if this 'horror comedy' is actually funny?
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2021-12-081h 32The Carpenter QueensGremlins (1984) | "The Christmas Gift That Keeps on Giving!Happy Holiday's Queeridos!
We are kicking off a new themed month with the chaotic and cheerful holiday classic, "Gremlins" from 1984!
The queens gather round the roaring fire to talk their favorite sub-genre...HOLIDAY HORROR!
Our new themed month, Slay Bells, starts off with a childhood classic for Nick and Raymond! They do their best Gremlin impressions, Nick's childhood crush on Billy, and still some how find time to praise the main villains!
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2021-12-021h 34The Carpenter QueensHalloween III: Season of the Witch (1982) | "The Tom Atkins Mustache Ride"It is finally time to end this hangover with a cult classic!
Ending our "Halloween Hangover" month, is the child killing, Daddy Tom Atkins staring, insane trip in a franchise that is...."Halloween III: Season of the Witch"!
We talk stellar practical special effects, our deep love (and lust) for Tom Atkins, the highs and lows of one of our favorite 80's films, and even mention some wonderful merchandise that this film has inspired!
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2021-11-241h 31The Carpenter QueensHalloweentown II: Kalabar's Revenge (2001) | "The Witches are BACK!" Feat. Destination 180Picking up a shift at TCQ Video are the lovely ladies of Destination 180 this week!
They're dropping by the store to help with our "Halloween Hangover" themed month and to talk a legendary Disney Channel Original movie! We are all talking... "Halloweentown II: Kalabar's Revenge!" from 2001!
While talking the super nostalgic tween film; we play a hilarious game of "Would You Rather?", discuss the true hero of the series Sophie, and stick around until the end to hear some exclusive updates on Destination 180's upcoming season!
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2021-11-171h 27The Carpenter QueensScary Stories to Tell in the Dark (2019) | "Reading is Fundamental!"Welcome back, Queeridos!
It's the season of the witch B*TCH! and we are telling our favorite scary stories! This week in our Halloween Hangover month, we venture into a highly anticipated film adaptation! We are talking André Øvredal's gateway horror flick, "Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark" from 2019!
Nick and Raymond discuss their first memories with the book, the INSANE practical special effects, the tones and themes that surprised us and....who the f*ck is the movie aimed at?
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2021-11-101h 31The Carpenter QueensV/H/S (2012) | "Be kind, Rewind!"Welcome to TCQ Video Store!
Kicking off the month of November is our very first trek into the dividing genre of found footage AND our first time talking about an anthology flick! We are talking 2012's "V/H/S"!
The cult classic film divides Nick and Raymond on the genre of found footage and they also talk the films depiction of male nudity in contrast of the source material! You won't want to miss this wild ride!
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2021-11-031h 29The Carpenter QueensTrailerWant a sneak peek into the horror-stoner-love fest that is "The Carpenter Queens"? Well look no further!
Subscribe to become a TCQ Video Member! Our star employee's Nick and Raymond, talk the best and worst that horror has to offer! Join our weekly stoner fest as we discuss our recommended rentals! Sit back, pop in the VHS copy, smoke a bowl and enjoy the show!
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2021-11-0300 minThe Carpenter QueensHalloween H20: 20 Years Later (1998) | "Michael Goes West"This week's recommended rental closes out our Halloween Whore-ers month! We check out the very 90's "Halloween H20: 20 Years Later"!
Your favorite rental store employees, Nick and Raymond, talk about their boy Michael Myers one last time with his family reunion in sunny California! They talk all things production hell, on set injuries, mask debacles, and of course...JOSH HARTNETT'S HAIR! It's a wonderfully fall and hilarious way to end October with our favorite boogie man!
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2021-10-271h 45The Carpenter QueensHALLOWEEN (2018) | Double the Queens, Double the Fears! Feat. The Fear the Talking Queers!What better way to celebrate the best season of them all than with a cross-over event with the one and only, FEAR THE TALKING QUEERS!?!
Jake and Frankie visit our store to help us discuss our very FIRST trek into Haddonfield, Illinois!
They join us to discuss Michael's mask, the messy Halloween franchise timelines Jamie Lee Curtis at her best, and who we would shag in F**k, Marry, Kill! This is the kick-off to our two week event! Fear the Talking Queers join us for this week, while next week on their show, we wil...
2021-10-201h 52The Carpenter QueensHouse of 1000 Corpses (2003) | "RUN, QUEER, RUN!"Make tonight a horror night and come on down to TCQ Video Store!
For this week's recommended rental we have the gruesome and menacing "House of 1000 Corpses"! Your favorite video store employee's dive deep into Rob Zombie's directorial debut!
We talk about styling choices, the INSANE script, Raymond's unfortunate incident at Halloween Horror Nights, and Nick's first full time watching the movie!
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The Carpenter QueensScream 2 (1997) | "Recorded in STAB-O-VISION!"Welcome BACK, BACK, BACK, BACK, again our lovely queeridos!
Your favorite video store employee's are starting a new season! New season, new look, new style, who this?
Starting off our sophomore season, is the highly anticipated sequel to the 1996 sleeper hit... "Scream 2" directed by Wes Craven and written by Kevin Williamson! This is the third time these two have graced our store and we cannot wait to discuss another wild production history!
We talk all things gay and spooky, the insanity of development, an extremely STACKED hot young cast, and and even more b...
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The Carpenter QueensSeason 1 Finale! | "Final Girl Smack Down for the Horror Crown! #FGSDFTHC"Welcome back to TCQ Video! Before we close up shop for the season, The Carpenter Queens are hosting a Final Girl show down!
Nick and Raymond have compiled the Final Girls from every film they've covered over Season One and are trying to find out who will be the Ultimate Scream Queen for their freshmen season!
Join in as they reminisce on their first few episodes, best lines, best flicks, and just a good ol' time with your favorite TCQ Video employees! Smoke a bowl with us as we close out a wonderful season!
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The Carpenter QueensFriday the 13th (2009) | "Don't Smoke Weed You Find in the Woods!"It's time to ki-ki-ki-ma-ma-ma....
Welcome to our final film of season one! The Carpenter Queens are so stoked to visit one of horror's favorite flicks, all told through a shiny new lens! The Queens are talking the polarizing remake that is 2009's "Friday the 13th"!!!
For our final film, your favorite TCQ Video employee's talk all things the bigger/faster/stronger Jason, the massive amounts of nudity, their own feelings about the infamous franchise, and if they think the films new reworked tale is effective!
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The Carpenter QueensThe Lost Boys (1987) | "Edward Cullen Could Never"Join us MICHAEL!
This week's Summer Getaway is to the sunny "Murder Capital of the World" in Santa Carla! We venture to the boardwalk to talk all things sexy-goth-vamp boys in Joel Schumacher's "The Lost Boys" from 1987!
The Carpenter Queens talk peak 80s fashion and music, excellently sleek SPFX, wonderful one-liners, and the whole cast that could step on us.
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The Carpenter QueensJurassic Park (1993) | "The Jeff Goldblum Fan Club"Welcome Queeridos to a tropical island getaway!
We've set our sights for Isla Nublar and we plan on learning a thing or two about DINOS!
This week's rental is Steven Spielberg's classic, "Jurassic Park" (1993)! We unearth our favorite childhood film to discuss this horror gate-way movie! While talking the 3-year production of the film, we also discuss the immaculate score and sound design, and spend quite a bit of time discussing Raymond's sexual awakening with Jeff Goldblum.
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The Carpenter QueensThe Cabin in the Woods (2012) | "The Mecca-Meta-Movie-Massacre!"Creature designs, meta-reference after reference after reference, and Sigourney F**KING Weaver! Need we say more?
The Carpenter Queens start off our month long vacation by getting away from it all and locking ourselves up in....Drew Goddard's "The Cabin in the Woods" from 2012!
For our first trip in our "Summer Getaways" month, we party it up in a secluded cabin deep in the forest. Listen in as we discuss our most divisive film to date for the queens! It's a good ol' time talking one of Raymond's favorite films!
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The Carpenter QueensJAWS (1975) | "Shark City USA"It's time to finish out our "Summer Blockbusters" Month with a dip in Amity Islands infamous waters!
We are talking the monster of all films! Steven Spielberg's smash hit, "JAWS"! The very first summer blockbuster!
This week Nick and Raymond discuss this infamously bad production history, Bruce the shark causing tension on set, Nick's infatuation with Hooper, and why this film still holds up after all these years! It's a fun summer time film that closes out our month of heavy hitters!
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The Carpenter QueensFreddy Vs. Jason (2003) | "Good Ol' Fashion Fright Night"ARE YOU REAAAADYY TO RUMMMMBBBLE?!
The Carpenter Queens are hosting the ultimate horror fight night event! We are talking the bloody, the absurd, the weirdly homophobic, and the offensive "Freddy Vs. Jason"!
Everyone's favorite horror icons go head-to-head in 2003's horror blockbuster! Of course, we discuss the development hell in order for this film to be made. Kane Hodders unfortunate replacement, the plot holes of this insane script, and why we still adore this awfully fun popcorn flick!
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2021-07-211h 18
The Carpenter QueensThe Conjuring (2013) | "The Higher the Collar, the Closer to God!"Are you ready to explore the world of the queer and the paranormal?
This week's rental is 2013's massive summer hit, "The Conjuring" Staring Vera Farmiga and Patrick Wilson!
Our "Summer Blockbuster" month continues as Nick and Raymond discuss all things that go bump in the night for the Perron family! We talk fears of Catholicism, the need for tight 70's pants, James Wan's excellent directing and our deep deep love for this flick! Also, stick around until the end to hear our review on "The Conjuring 3: The Devil Made Me Do It"!
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2021-07-141h 37
The Carpenter QueensIT: Chapter One (2017) | "We're All Gay Down Here"Welcome back to your favorite local video store! A new month, means a new theme!
The queens head to Derry, Maine to start off our "Summer Blockbuster" Series! Nick and Raymond face off against the infamous Pennywise the Dancing Clown in 2017's mega-hit "IT: Chapter One"! Directed by Andy Muschietti!
We also talk about our wonderfully gay-horror vacation, the extremely gifted young cast, the insane child-like version of the classic clown portrayed by Bill Skarsgård, and our nostalgia for everything Stephen King!
It's a giant fun sized episode to really kick start th...
2021-07-071h 48
The Carpenter QueensA Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge (1985) | "Freddy Goes Gay4Pay"This week's rental pick closes out our Pride series!
We close out with the queer classic..."A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge"! The queens discuss the infamously gay turn down Elm street! Nick and Raymond can't help but talk the script and line delivery, we also talk our love hate relationship with the film, its history, Freddy's contacts and why we chose it as our closer! It's a fun messy ride to finish a month we absolutely loved doing!
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2021-06-301h 13
The Carpenter QueensThe Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) | "I'm Cold, I'm Wet, and I'm Just Plain QUEER!"Time to thrill, chill, and fulfill!
The Carpenter Queens are warming up for their FIRST musical! This week's rental is the iconic queer rock musical, "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" from 1975!
Your favorite star employees sing and dance along with Transylvanians as they breakdown the film! Nick talks virgin games and shows off their Riff Raff impression, Raymond gushes over Rocky and the queens both cannot get enough of Tim Curry's film debut!
Join the queens as they travel through this science fiction feature!
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2021-06-231h 44
The Carpenter QueensPride Round Table!We have a very special episode lined up for this week! The Carpenter Queens podcast is proudly hosting a fun queer round table discussion with our loved ones!
Please welcome to TCQ Video: Oombi Solis Flores, Richard Valdez, Jon Paul Escarcega, and Mia Ruiz! We all toke up, chat, and discuss our different intersectionality's, what does "pride" mean?, growing up queer and of course...HORROR!
This episode holds a very near and dear place in our hearts! It's one of our favorites and we hope you can feel the love!
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2021-06-161h 27
The Carpenter QueensThe Covenant (2006) | "Wet Hot Warlock Summer"Oh do we have a movie for y'all this week!
The Carpenter Queens are heading into the mystical, wet, and homoerotic world of "The Covenant" from 2006!
Our TCQ Video star employee's chat plot holes, uneventful storylines, horrible scripts, but most importantly...the gorgeous and wet main cast of warlocks!!! It's a steamy episode that we can't wait for you all to hear!
Come on down to your favorite rental store and pick up a copy of this early 2000s train wreck!
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2021-06-091h 21
The Carpenter QueensJennifer's Body (2009) | "Extra Salty Episode"Happy Pride Month, Queeridos!
To start off our Queer As Flicks themed month, we start with a "lesbi-gay" cult classic!
The teen-black-comedy-horror flick... "Jennifer's Body" from 2009! Written by Diablo Cody and directed by Karyn Kusama!
Nick gushes over high school memories of the film, both the queens discuss their own queer experiences growing up and having crushes, and everyone drools over the hot-hot-hot cast!!!
Join us at the TCQ Video store as we celebrate Pride the only way we know how! WITH HORROR!
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2021-06-031h 32
The Carpenter QueensPsycho (1960) | "Pansy A** Momma's Boy's"We are back! Finishing out our Month of Mothers is the Goliath of Mother's movies...."Psycho" written by Joesph Stefano and directed by Alfred Hitchcock from 1960!
The Carpenter Queens are beyond thrilled (and very nervous) to have this fascinating piece of cinema be our closer for our Month of Mothers!
Nick and Raymond discuss their love for the movie, the sets and its connection to the Universal Studios lot, the sexy sexy men of the cast, and the deep history that follows this film. (It's a doozy!) Not to mention, Raymond talks his love for Jan...
2021-05-262h 06
The Carpenter QueensSerial Mom (1994) | "Queens of Bad Taste"Welcome back to your favorite video rental store!
Our second episode in our Month of Mothers celebration is the camp classic, "Serial Mom", written and directed by John Waters!
The Queens of Bad Taste, the Carpenter Queens, call their neighbors to discuss the excellent 1994 black comedy about a house wife with an edge! Your favorite queers talk all about John Water's filmography and his hometown of Baltimore Maryland, the price tag of using a Broadway classic song in the film, and why Raymond adores this amongst his childhood favorites!
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2021-05-121h 55
The Carpenter QueensHereditary (2018) | "The Toni Collette Show"It's Toni Collette's world and we're all just living in it!
Hello fellow queerdos! Welcome back to the TCQ Video Store! This weeks rental starts off our Month of Mothers! We start with Ari Aster's 2018 critical darling...."Hereditary"!
The queens un-earth the secrets on the film's production history, the spectacular acting chops from the entire cast, and worship at the alter that is TONI COLLETTE! Nick discusses his undying love for the actress and Raymond breaks down underlying themes throughout the film! It's our longest and wildest descent into madness...
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2021-05-052h 01
The Carpenter QueensCursed (2005)Ready for an insane film history that plagued a movie by two heavyweights in horror? Well, buckle up b*tch!
The Carpenter Queens dissect the "cursed" film production from Wes Craven's box office bomb..."Cursed" from 2005!
Nick and Raymond's shift at TCQ Video involves chatting all about the Weinstein influence, Christina Ricci's wig, and the Milo Ventimiglia gay bully character that still haunts us to this day! Come join the queens and find about the werewolf movie that could've been!
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2021-04-281h 32
The Carpenter Queens420 Bong-a-Thon!Happy 420 stoner-queens!
The Carpenter Queens are celebrating the only way we know how...SMOKING! We are smoking up and hosting a telethon! Our very first 420 BONG-A-THON! Help us raise money to replace our sticky carpets at TCQ Video Store!
Come have a smoke sesh with us as we celebrate and toke up to the highest of all film genre....stoner flicks! Raymond and Nick discuss the history of stoner films! Expand your vocabulary with THC Terminology and hold an online smoke session with our listeners! It is our funnest and most laid back episode! Roll up a j...
2021-04-2156 min
The Carpenter QueensThe Thing (1982)Welcome back fellow queeridos! New to our TCQ Video catalog is the classic, the horrific, the bleak...John Carpenter's "The Thing" from 1982!
Nick and Raymond discuss the long and sorted production history of Carpenter's horror masterpiece, from the ground-breaking special effects to the hunky and sexy Kurt Russel. Nick bows at the alter of Carpenter while Raymond learns new behind the scenes tea!
Come on in and smoke a bowl as we discuss a classic!
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2021-04-141h 35
The Carpenter QueensScream 4 (2011)Of course we had to celebrate the 10th anniversary of our beloved (and messy) Scream 4 from 2011!
This week, The Carpenter Queens gush and chat all about Wes Craven's last film, Scream 4. The much forgotten sequel! (As well as celebrate their 10th episode!!!) Nick and Raymond discuss the wild adventure of the script and it's re-writes, the allure and power that is Sidney Prescott, and of course the absurdity of a CGI knife!!
We know this episode will got lost in the sauce, but we had to discuss and celebrate! Smoke a bowl and listen to t...
2021-04-071h 51
The Carpenter QueensChopping Mall (1986)Hello stoner-queers! Welcome back to The Carpenter Queens!
This week's rental is the totally b*tch'n camp classic "Chopping Mall" from 1986! Listen in as the queens discuss all things 80s mall fashion, exploding heads and the absurd and brilliant Killbots! Trust us. It's a blast! Nick and Raymond are settling in for their shift at TCQ Video! So smoke up a bowl, grab your snacks, and gossip with these two FInal-Girl Wannabes!
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2021-03-311h 33
The Carpenter QueensHush (2016)New to rent at the TCQ Video Store is Mike Flanagan's 2016 "slasher" flick..."Hush"!
Nick and Raymond break down everything from behind the scenes and amazing gore, while also completely gushing and nerding out over the dynamic duo of Mike Flanagan and Actress/Writer Kate Siegel! Come on in, grab some candy, smoke a bowl, and listen in as the queens chat about this new horror classic!
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2021-03-241h 26
The Carpenter QueensThe Leprechaun Series w/ Easton SnoufferAre you feeling lucky?
This week's episode is the most ridiculous wild ride we've had since!
Joining us on our special series episode, as well as our first DRINKING episode, is Easton Snouffer! He joins the TCQ Video Store staff to talk all about the little green monster! We explore everything from our favorite kills, a hilarious round of "Kill, Marry, F**k", and why Easton is (somewhat) a fan of "Leprechaun 4: In Space"! Smoke up, drink up (trust us), and have a blast as we make wishes and steal some gold!
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2021-03-171h 41
The Carpenter QueensBook of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 (2000)Welcome to TCQ Video! Where 2 day rentals are only 99 cents!
This week, our star employee's, Nick and Raymond, will be discussing the box office bomb "Book of Shadows: The Blair Witch 2" from 2000! Learn the drama behind making the films, how much Nick cannot stand the movie, and Raymond's humble goth beginnings are revealed!
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2021-03-101h 37
The Carpenter QueensThe Fog (1980)On this week's special TCQ Radio themed episode... the Carpenter Queens run in terror from "The Fog" from 1980!
Join the stoned-radio DJ's as they broadcast across Antonio Bay breaking down John Carpenter's ghost story classic! Spark up and snuggle up towards the fire...join the queeridos as we survive the fog...
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2021-03-031h 26
The Carpenter QueensThe Strangers (2008)Come on down and pick up a VHS copy at your local TCQ Rental Store!
Our two employees of the month, Nick and Raymond are excited to smoke behind the building and chat about their recommendations for horror flicks! (Duh.)
This week your favorite queeirdo's dissect 2008's "The Strangers"! Roll your own joint and get paranoid with the stoner queens as they break down all the behind-the-scenes tea! They talk about Liv Tyler screaming her head off and how the film perfectly sets up the fear of being alone. Sit back, don't answer the door, and...
2021-02-241h 11
The Carpenter QueensGhost of Mars (2001)It's movie rental night! Pick up a VHS copy at your local TCQ Rental store!
Welcome back Final-Girl Wannabes!
This week Nick and Raymond smoke up and chat about John Carpenter's box office bomb... "Ghost of Mars" from 2001!
Find out who the queens would sleep with in the cast (spoiler: it's almost the whole cast) and chat about the action-horror hybrid that caused Carpenter to take a 9 year hiatus! Nick and Raymond also report for the TCQ New Update for theme park and horror media! Raymond gives their hot take about "Halloween: Resurrection" an...
2021-02-171h 07
The Carpenter QueensMy Bloody Valentine (1981/2009) Versus!Welcome Final-Girl-wannabes!
On this week's episode, Nick and Raymond discuss the blood and guts from "My Bloody Valentine" (1981) and compare it to the early 2000's remake "My Bloody Valentine 3D" (2009).
The scream queen posers also talk horror movies (hopefully) coming out this year, loving yourself, and the bliss that is Jamie Lee Curtis screaming into the void! Will you be our Valentine? Smoke up, eat some discount Valentine candy, and join in the fun as the queens discuss the wild ride that is My Bloody Valentine!
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2021-02-101h 32
The Carpenter QueensCrumb BlastedWelcome to The Carpenter Queens podcast! Join Nick and Raymond in their first episode! They discuss the different terminology for getting high, their first scary movie in theaters, and why they love the crazy world that is horror!
First episode of season 1 is a speed dating extravaganza! Get to know the Final-Girl-wannabes as they share their excitement for all things creepy and gay! Subscribe to the queens and join in as the queer-pals venture into the horror universe to discuss the good, the bad, and the cheesy on every episode!
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2021-02-0356 min