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The Homance ChroniclesEpisode 350: Hoes of History: Sarah BickfordSarah Gammon Bickford was the first Black woman in the United States to own a public utility. Born into slavery in Tennessee in 1852, Sarah's early life was marked by hardship, resilience, and a determination to carve out her own destiny. After emancipation, she moved west to Virginia City, Montana—where she reinvented herself in a place few African American women dared to go. Sarah's story is one of reinvention and quiet revolution. From running a boarding house and candy store to taking ownership of Virginia City's water company, she became a respected entrepreneur in a male-dominated frontier to...
2025-09-2551 minThe Homance ChroniclesEpisode 337: Itching for Answers: Nicole's Battle with Chronic HivesWe're switching things up this episode. Instead of our usual stories about women in history, we're pausing to bring awareness to Chronic Spontaneous Urticaria (aka chronic hives). Nicole is opening up about her deeply personal ongoing health journey that's basically become her personality over the last 10 months. Hives can be triggered by a wide range of issues, which makes them an incredibly frustrating and mysterious condition. They're often a symptom of something deeper happening in the body. In Nicole's case, the hives took over her entire body—not the tiny, bug-bite-style ones, but massive, intensely itchy welts fro...
2025-06-051h 23The Homance ChroniclesEpisode 264: Hoes of History: Sarah Josepha HaleSarah Josepha Hale is known as the "Mother of Thanksgiving," but she's so much more than that. She was an American writer, activist, and editor. At the age of 18, in 1806, she started teaching at a school; however, women were not allowed to be teachers at that time and most women weren't even being taught how to read. She married David Hale and they shared a similar love for learning and reading, spending every night teaching each other about they found interesting. They had five children together, but sadly David passed away unexpectly while she was pregnant with t...
2023-11-2347 minThe Homance ChroniclesEpisode 226: Listener Stories: Body Folds and Baby CoosOne of our amazing listerners submitted TWO stories that will have your jaw on the floor. These bad boys are EXPLICIT. First things first, Nicole said some words during these stories that she's never said in her life. Sarah's reactions to not just the stories, but the fact that it was Nicole reading them were priceless. Story #1: A man obsessed with curves and crevices who wanted to literally be inside them. Story #2: A man who claims he doesn't have a mommy taboo but gets off on calling his private parts by baby names. I...
2023-02-161h 05The Homance ChroniclesEpisode 206: I Left My DNA All Over AustinNicole went to Austin, Texas with her "traveling twin." They went to wineries with mini horses, donkeys, and llamas. Found themselves in speakeasies that were hidden in parking garages. Watched thousands of bats fly over them. It wouldn't be a homance trip without a running joke. Nicole put fake nails on and they kept falling off everywhere she went. There's probably still random press-on nails out there between Austin and San Antonio. Follow us on Instagram: @homance_chronicles Email us a Hoe of History: homancepodcast@gmail.com Connect with us: https://linktr.ee/h...
2022-09-2250 minThe Homance ChroniclesEpisode 201: Sh!t 'N Git and Hoes of History: Mae West Part 1Sarah follows through on her own embarassing toilet clogging / poop emergency stories as a carryover from the last episode. In true Homance style, as the stories unfold, there are repressed memories and creep in from the back shadows of our minds. Nicole and Sarah go in the time traveling machine to share as many traumatic poop stories as possible. This week's Hoe of History lived 100 years, so she's got a lot of life to cover. Get ready for a two-parter that is bound to provide you with some wonderfu historical gems and shocking moments from American actress, s...
2022-08-181h 03The Homance ChroniclesEpisode 190: Hoes of History: Personal Stories and Catherine the GreatNicole and Sarah take a jog down memory lane to share hoe stories of stage five clingers who wouldn't leave their houses. Then, they're bringing something new this week! Take a trip in a time machine to the 1700's to learn about one of the baddest hoes in history, Catherine the Great, Empress of Russia. IG: @homance_chronicles FB Closed Group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone Send us a "Hoe of History" to talk about! homancepodcast@gmail.com
2022-05-2646 minThe Homance ChroniclesEpisode 187: I Have Complaints!Nicole and Sarah have a catch up ho chat. It's an insider look at their conversations when there's no guest and no special topic. Get the latest on their attempts at making healthy choices, reality show binge sessions, and thoughts on the Johnny Depp vs. Amber Heard trial. Let us know if you like this format by sending us a DM or email, or comment on the post. IG: @homance_chronicles FB Closed Group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone Email: homancepodcast@gmail.com All the things: li...
2022-05-0557 minThe Homance ChroniclesEpisode 182: Making an Ideals List feat. Diana IndriesSoulmate list, love list, non-negotiables list...there's many different names, but they're all with the same purpose. To help you get clarity on what you need in a partner. Nicole shares her list with Diana, who also made a list before she met her husband, and Sarah who's never made a list. Diana's husband made a seven-page list before he met Diana that perfectly described her. Let's get our lists in order and manifest our true loves! Diana Indries is co-creator of the award-winning card game for couples - Better Topics! You can get a...
2022-03-3147 minThe Homance ChroniclesEpisode 178: Somatic Experiencing feat. Therapist Sarah RollinsSarah Rollins is a licensed social worker in the state of Michigan that owns an online mental health psychotherapy practice, Embodied Wellness, specializing in trauma, depression and anxiety for adolescents and adults. Sarah specializes in Somatic Experiencing, a body based approach by Peter Levine, to heal trauma from the nervous system level. She offers a free 15-minute consultation to learn more about how Somatic Experiencing can help you manage, heal and recover. www.embodiedwellnesstherapy.com IG: @embodiedwellnesstherapy @homance_chronicles Contact us: linktr.ee/homance
2022-03-0351 minThe Homance ChroniclesEpisode 173: This Sh!t is ExplicitNicole got Covid, but before that she explored new territory with her friend with benefits. They've been in each other's lives on and off for about 10 years and are still having new experiences. However, with anything new there comes insecurities, overthinking and comedy. Submit your stories anonymously to homancepodcast@gmail.com. IG: @homance_chronicles FB Closed Group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone Contact us: https://linktr.ee/homance
2022-01-2750 minThe Homance ChroniclesEpisode 170: Stressy and DepressyNicole and Sarah kickoff the New Year with a reality check. Where did New Year's resolutions come from? Why do people do them? How are we all still surviving a pandemic? They took a breather to laugh at all the things that have us stressed and depressed. Send us your stories, reasons you're stressed out, or topics you'd like to hear us discuss. homancepodcast@gmail.com https://linktr.ee/homance IG: @homance_chronicles FB Closed Group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone
2022-01-061h 06The Homance ChroniclesEpisode 167: Match, Chat, Never Meet and RepeatNicole shares all the reasons why she's matching, texting and talking to men, but doesn't end up meeting them in person. Her outlook has shifted to thanking the universe for intervening at the early stages to keep her from wasting her time. There's three different stories that feature: a privileged white man, a beta with no backbone, and a guy who is potentially married. Send us your stories to homancepodcast@gmail.com. IG: @homance_chronicles Contact us: linktr.ee/homance
2021-12-161h 05The Homance ChroniclesEpisode 160: Quick and DirtyNicole and Sarah are alone this week! It's just the two of them talking about Nicole's dating disasters and telling stories about being petty. A quick half-hour giggle sesh. IG: @homance_chronicles Facebook Closed Group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone Contact us: stories@homancechronicles.com https://linktr.ee/homance
2021-10-2132 minThe Homance ChroniclesEpisode 135: Loud Lady Lovin'A friend of the pod stops by to play a game, go down memory lane and give Nicole dating advice. He tells a story about a party at his first post-college apartment that he shared with friends. There was a lot of 3L-ing (loud lady lovin') happening, a guy without pants and an unsatisfying hookup encounter. IG: @homance_chronicles Facebook Closed Group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone Contact Us: https://linktr.ee/homance
2021-04-291h 29The Homance ChroniclesEpisode 129: Bathroom Hookups feat. Relationships, Romance & Propaganda PodcastThere were multiple times within this episode where Rachel and Imani from the Relationships, Romance & Propaganda podcast had us saying, "Oh no she didn't." Rachel's "friend" takes her man and Imani has a fling with a racist. Meanwhile, Nicole is having quarantine lunch dates in igloos and Sarah shares a blast from the past. IG: @rachelkburke @directorimanishakur @homance_chronicles FB Closed Group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone Contact us: https://linktr.ee/homance
2021-03-1852 minThe Homance ChroniclesEpisode 125: I was on 40s feat. Kelly TOur favorite ginger, Kelly T., came back to the show to tell us about a time that she invited Sarah to a wedding in West Virginia. Sarah didn't know the people getting married and invited two guys on the trip that Kelly didn't know. They all ended up bonding over a couple nights of camping in the woods, a lot of 40s, and a random oar they found along the way. IG: @kellytrzaskos @homance_chronicles Contact us: https://linktr.ee/homance FB Closed Group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Z...
2021-02-1851 minThe Homance ChroniclesEpisode 113: In Sickness and in HealthSarah got the 'Rona and Nicole is a changed person. Sarah talks about her experience with Coronavirus and gives some advice for others who could end up in a similar position. Nicole finished up two self-help workshops and is now in a budding relationship. Contact us at stories@homancechronicles.com IG: @homance_chronicles Facebook Closed Group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone Twitter: @homance_podcast
2020-11-261h 14The Homance ChroniclesEpisode 105: Dick DetoxWE'RE BACK! Nicole talks about how trying to date during quarantine drove her to go on a dick detox. She started a workshop offered by www.heidibcoaching.com after constant ghosting, confusion and WTF moments. Send us your topic suggestions to info@homancechronicles.com. IG: @homance_chronicles Facebook Closed Group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone Twitter: @homance_podcast
2020-10-011h 18The Homance ChroniclesEpisode 102: What Happens After Quarantine?Nicole and Sarah talk about the current struggles of being under quarantine due to Coronavirus. The biggest question is what happens next? If the U.S. follows in China's footsteps we'll be in some serious shit. Send us your funny quarantine happenings to stories@homancechronicles.com IG: @homance_chronicles Facebook Closed Group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone Twitter: @homancepodcast
2020-04-0946 minThe Homance ChroniclesEpisode 102: What Happens After Quarantine?Nicole and Sarah talk about the current struggles of being under quarantine due to Coronavirus. The biggest question is what happens next? If the U.S. follows in China's footsteps we'll be in some serious shit. Send us your funny quarantine happenings to stories@homancechronicles.com IG: @homance_chronicles Facebook Closed Group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone Twitter: @homancepodcast
2020-04-0946 minThe Homance ChroniclesEpisode 94: Boobs. What's the Big Deal?Nicole and Sarah both know men who have purchased fake boobs for their wives and then ended up divorced! Why are boobs so important to people? What defines boobs as something that's attractive? What makes us think bigger is better? The Homance tries to answer these questions and more. Send your cultural questions to stories@homancechronicles.com. IG: @homance_chronicles Facebook Closed Group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone Twitter: @homance_podcast
2020-02-061h 00The Homance ChroniclesEpisode 89: Peeping TomIs it sexy or creepy when someone watches you have sex with someone else? What if the third party wasn't invited? Sarah shares two stories where a person just pops up unannounced to watch people have sex. Can you get off on that surprise? Send us your peeping Tom stories to stories@homancechronicles.com. IG: @homance_chronicles Facebook Closed Group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone Twitter: @homance_podcast
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The Homance ChroniclesEpisode 88: The RemixNicole digs in the archives for a friend with benefits and it backfires on her big time. Usually, when she's done with a guy she doesn't go back. This remix proved why she had that rule in the first place. Send us your dating disasters to stories@homancechronicles.com. IG: @homance_chronicles Facebook Closed Group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone Twitter: @homance_podcast
2019-12-1900 minThe Homance ChroniclesEpisode 86: Le FlowNicole recaps some recent dating experiences where she tried to go with the flow and it resulted in ultimate f*ck boy behavior. Going with "le flow" while dating people who aren't right for you is truly a special kind of torture. Just don't. Send us your dating disasters to stories@homancechronicles.com. IG: @homance_chronicles Facebook Closed Group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone Twitter: @homance_podcast
2019-12-0552 minThe Homance ChroniclesEpisode 85: The Rules of Intimacy feat. Andrew the Wild"I don't do friends," is something that our guest, Andrew the Wild, said straight out of the gate. However, him and Sarah went on a date and are now besties. It doesn't stop there though. Listen to his extremely relatable stories and try not to be best friends with him. We dare you. Send us your stories to stories@homancechronicles.com. IG: @homance_chronicles Facebook Closed Group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone Twitter: @homance_podcast
2019-11-2858 minThe Homance ChroniclesEpisode 82: Kinky Steve feat. Comedian Amanda BrewingtonIt's a treat to have comedian, Amanda Brewington, on the show! She's a serial monogamous who happened to find the most perfect and least perfect Tinder dates while trying to do the single thing. Nicole was rendered speechless at least twice during this episode. Follow Amanda on IG: @alwaysabrewington or go to www.amandabrewington.com Send us your dating disasters to stories@homancechronicles.com. IG: @homance_chronicles Facebook Closed Group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone Twitter: @homance_podcast
2019-11-071h 14The Homance ChroniclesEpisode 80: More Acid Anyone? Live from Trixie's BarNicole and Sarah once again grace the stage at Trixie's Bar in Hamtramck, MI. Sarah tells the acid wedding date story again, but with MORE details. YES, there's more! Send us your stories to stories@homancechronicles.com. IG: @homance_chronicles Facebook: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone Twitter: @homance_podcast
2019-10-2456 minThe Homance ChroniclesEpisode 79: Freaks and More FreaksNicole goes to an annual Halloween institution in Detroit, Theatre Bizarre. It's at the Masonic Temple, where there are eight floors of white people being freaks. Sarah has an update about acid guy from the previous episode. Then, she tells a tale that sounds like it could be a modern day 'Who's Got Mail.' Send us your ho-rrific ;) halloween stories to stories@homancechronicles.com. IG: @homance_chronicles Facebook Closed Group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone Twitter: @homance_podcast
2019-10-1752 minThe Homance ChroniclesEpisode 78: Acid Anyone?Sarah dated a guy who seemed like he had potential until his secret drug use was no longer a secret. This guy will forever be known as, 'Rocky's Choice,' because only someone on acid would have a big ass hibachi grill in their dining room. There's too much to this story for the description. You'll just have to listen. Send us your dating disasters to stories@homancechronicles.com. IG: @homance_chronicles Facebook Closed Group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone Twitter: @homance_podcast
2019-10-1055 minThe Homance ChroniclesEpisode 77: I'm a Thrill SeekerNicole goes to Aruba and finds herself enjoying everything this happy little island has to offer. She went tubing, sailing, snorkeling and galavanting around while maintaining a pretty constant buzz and only actually got hurt once. Thrill seeker. Send us your vacation stories to stories@homancechronicles.com. IG: @homance_chronicles Facebook closed group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone Twitter: @homance_podcast
2019-10-0353 minThe Homance ChroniclesEpisode 76: Nothing Could Save This DateNicole went to a 'Saved by the 90's' concert on a first date. The music was the only good thing that happened. This disaster of a date started out bad and only got worse. They guy drank too much, yelled in her face the whole time and wouldn't stop bragging about himself while awkwardly cupping her elbow. Send your dating disasters to stories@homancechronicles.com. IG: @homance_chronicles Facebook Closed Group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone Twitter: @homance_podcast
2019-09-2644 minThe Homance ChroniclesEpisode 75: Blame it on the JuiceSarah travels to Provincetown, Mass. and almost immediately meets a man named, Juicy. We all know this didn't go well, but of course, he's in love. Then, she continues to toy with other men's hearts because she thinks they deserve it. Send us your dating stories to stories@homancechronicles.com. IG: @homance_chronicles Facebook Closed Group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone Twitter: @homance_podcast
2019-09-1949 minThe Homance ChroniclesEpisode 74: Condom MalfunctionNicole gets a couple of birthday surprises that she did not want. Her birthday booty call "lost" the condom. Then, when she was out with friends she ran into a recent ex with another woman. Sarah also shares a couple of anxiety inducing stories about things getting "lost or forgotten." Send us your scary stories to stories@homancechronicles.com. IG: @homance_chronicles Facebook Closed Group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone Twitter: @homance_podcast
2019-09-1250 minThe Homance ChroniclesSide Piece 33: Tooth JewelryOne of Sarah's internet dating matches appears unexpectedly in real life. As he approached her, he gave her a smile worth a 1,000 dollars. We want to hear your dating disasters. Email us at stories@homancechronicles.com. IG: @homance_chronicles Facebook closed group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone Twitter: @homance_podcast
2019-09-1010 minThe Homance ChroniclesEpisode 73: Who the F*** is Sarah Shamo?The Homance sits down with Detroit sexpot, Sarah Shamo. She talks about the inspiration behind her photo shoots and the brand she's trying to create. It's not all business though. She opens up about her impulsive trip to London to follow "love" and how a threesome can ruin everything. Email us at stories@homancechronicles.com. Sarah Shamo's IG: @sassynclassy IG: @homance_chronicles Twitter: @homance_podcast Facebook Closed Group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone
2019-09-0549 minThe Homance ChroniclesEpisode 69: Let's Get Some StrangeSarah is going through a breakup, but no one really even knew she was in a relationship. She spent some time wallowing in sadness and is now trying to move on. Onto dating apps... Single Sarah is back in the wild. No one is ready. Send us your breakup stories to stories@homancechronicles.com. Facebook Closed Group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone IG: @homance_chronicles Twitter: @homance_podcast
2019-08-0849 minThe Homance ChroniclesEpisode 66: A Pair of Normal Hoes feat. A Paranormal Chicks PodcastA Paranormal Chicks and the Homance met up in a Chicago hotel room for the ultimate podcast crossover episode! HOTEL HOOKUPS - Nicole talks about a one night stand with witnesses. Kerri reminisces about a close encounter with a sleep apnea machine. Check out https://aparanormalchicks.com/ for comedy-infused true crime and paranormal stories with a girl talk twist. Facebook Closed Group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone IG: @homance_chronicles
2019-07-181h 11The Homance ChroniclesEpisode 65: Lady StankNicole's latest situationship did not go well. It seemed as though they both lost interest. Then, when she didn't respond to one of his text messages he said some crazy, below-the-belt shit to upset her. Prepare to be enraged and offended. Send your dating disasters to stories@homancechronicles.com. Facebook Closed Group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone IG: @homance_chronicles Twitter: @homance_podcast
2019-07-1152 minThe Homance ChroniclesSide Piece 31: Well, That Was AggressiveNicole pulls a Sarah and actually forgets to do something! She was distracted and spaced out on paying her tab at the bar. After she realizes her credit card is still at the bar there's a series of aggressive events that take place. Send us your stories to stories@homancechronicles.com Facebook Closed Group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone IG: @homance_chronicles Twitter: @homance_podcast
2019-07-0917 minThe Homance ChroniclesSide Piece 30: Tats and AssIs getting your butt cheeks tattooed taking it too far? Sarah went on another tattoo adventure and had to have her butt cheek exposed the whole time. It's okay though. She wasn't alone. There was a man in a speedo at the shop getting some work done too. Send us your tattoo stories to stories@homancechronicles.com. IG: @homance_chronicles Facebook Closed Group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone Twitter: @homance_podcast
2019-07-0210 minThe Homance ChroniclesEpisode 63: Sex Toys on a SundayNicole and Sarah had a super, super, super Sunday that involved brunch, bad advice and sex toys. They've been ignorant to the dildo game...until now. Share your sex toy stories - send an email to stories@homancechronicles.com. IG: @homance_chronicles Facebook Closed Group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone Twitter: @homance_podcast
2019-06-2750 minThe Homance ChroniclesSide Piece 29: I Left Him on the Beach - BONUS CONTENTEXTRA BONUS CONTENT!!! There's more to the 'I Left Him on the Beach' story! And, spoiler alert, Nicole has never kissed a girl. Send us your fun vacation stories to stories@homancechronicles.com. Facebook closed group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone IG: @homance_chronicles Twitter: @homance_podcast
2019-06-2507 minThe Homance ChroniclesEpisode 62: Get to Know Your HoesNicole and Sarah rant, rave and review some of their favorite TV shows, including the wild ass '90 Day Fiance.' Then, answer personal questions that are clean, dirty and everything in-between. They dish on their first kisses, celebrity crushes, favorite drinks and more. Have questions for the Homance? Send them to stories@homancechronicles.com. IG: @homance_chronicles Facebook Closed Group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone Twitter: @homance_podcast
2019-06-201h 02The Homance ChroniclesSide Piece 28: I Thought He Was GayThe universe is really trying Nicole again. She has a run-in with a guy before she goes on a date with him and then again after the date! And the date wasn't even that good. Ugh! Send your dating stories to stories@homancechronicles.com. IG: @homance_chronicles Facebook: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone Twitter: @homance_podcast
2019-06-1812 minThe Homance ChroniclesEpisode 61: Dating Do's and Don'ts feat. Eric ThomasA dear friend of the show, Eric Thomas, stops by to go down memory lane and talk about the current dating climate. Eric and Nicole share wild stories from when they worked at a radio station together. Then, things take a shift into where we are now and how to navigate dating expectations, perceptions and situations from a male and female point-of-view. Send us your dating questions to stories@homancechronicles.com. IG: @homance_chronicles Facebook Closed Group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone Twitter: @homance_podcast
2019-06-131h 15The Homance ChroniclesEpisode 59: Cuddle Parties are a ThingThere are actual cuddle parties that people can go to like a 'Fight Club.' Sarah did some research on the subject and tells you everything you never wanted to know, but NEED TO KNOW. Yes, people are professional cuddlers. Yes, they are getting paid. Send us your cuddle story to stories@homancechronicles.com. IG: @homance_chronicles Facebook closed group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone Twitter: @homance_podcast
2019-05-3038 minThe Homance ChroniclesSide Piece 27: Cuddle SessionNicole matches with a guy from Bumble (a dating app) who keeps asking for a cuddle session even though they've never met in-person. Do you have weird online dating stories? Send them to stories@homancechronicles.com. IG: @homance_chronicles Facebook closed group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone Twitter: @homance_podcast
2019-05-2815 minThe Homance ChroniclesEpisode 58: The Great Panty SurpriseHave you ever found someone else's underwear at your hookup's house? When did leaving panties behind become a thing? Well, Nicole now has first-hand experience with stumbling upon panties that aren't her own. It killed the vibe (putting it mildly). Send us your crazy hookup stories to stories@homancechronciles.com. IG: @homance_chronicles Facebook closed group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone Twitter: @homance_podcast
2019-05-231h 02The Homance ChroniclesSide Piece 26: Fan BoyNicole goes on a date with her first fan boy. The date was awkward, creepy and downright uncomfortable...yet flattering. Send us your bad date stories to stories@homancechronicles.com. IG: @homance_chronicles Facebook closed group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone Twitter: @homance_podcast
2019-05-2113 minThe Homance ChroniclesEpisode 56: Book Club to Strip ClubIt's a listener story! Sarah and Nicole read through the details and make commentary on one of our listener's wild nights out with her book club. She even shared their customary toast: Here's to the breezes...that flows thru the treezes...that lifts the skirts above the kneeses...it teases and it pleases. Here's to snatch! Now down the Hatch! Submit your homance-style night out to stories@homancechronicles.com. IG: @homance_chronicles Facebook: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone
2019-05-0940 minThe Homance ChroniclesEpisode 55: Oh Shit, Here We Go Again feat. OmarThe Homance welcomes their good friend, Omar, as a guest this week. He has vintage stories for days about Sarah that come out of the vault. Specifically, Sarah's 30th birthday where things got really out of control. And, Nicole exposes the identity of the guy who fell in love with her in Fort Wayne. Do you have a story where you probably should've died, but you lived to tell it? That's what we want to hear about. Send it to stories@homancechronicles.com. IG: @homance_chronicles Facebook Closed Group: The Homance Chronicles - A...
2019-05-021h 00The Homance ChroniclesSide Piece 23: I Almost Died (in my Lyft)Sarah has a near death experience in her Uber, yet she ends up taking a selfie with the driver. A real turn-by-turn of events. Send us your scary Uber/Lyft stories to stories@homancechronicles.com. IG: @homance_chronicles Facebook: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone Twitter: @homance_podcast
2019-04-3010 minThe Homance ChroniclesEpisode 54: Shaq's ShoeSarah and Nicole barely make it to Fort Wayne, Indiana for the Maumee, Mary and Joseph Comedy Festival in one piece even though they traveled separately. Once they got settled in shenanigans ensued. Check out some of our favorite comedians from the festival: Jacy Lafontaine, Kerri Pulley, Dan Currie, Mike Logan and Mike Moses. Send us your homance-style stories to stories@homancechronicles.com. IG: @homance_chronicles Facebook: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone Twitter: @homance_podcast
2019-04-2554 minThe Homance ChroniclesSide Piece 22: D on Delivery (Dick Appointment)Nicole gets an offer to clear out the cobwebs and schedules a dick appointment. Single ladies...we've all been there. Send your dick appointment stories to stories@homancechronicles.com. IG: @homance_chronicles Facebook: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone Twitter: @homance_podcast
2019-04-2408 minThe Homance ChroniclesSide Piece 21: He's Gonna Learn TodayNicole saw a coworker leave his phone on a treadmill and did nothing except watch him try to find it. This dick move is a lesson in tough love. Send us your funny coworker stories to stories@homancechronicles.com. Instagram: @homance_chronicles Facebook: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone Twitter: @homance_podcast
2019-04-0908 minThe Homance ChroniclesEpisode 52: Live One-Year Anniversary ShowIt's been a whole year! The Homance celebrated by doing a live show at Trixie's Bar in Hamtramck, Michigan thanks to Honorary Mentions Comedy. Laugh along with the crowd as Sarah talks about getting hit on in traffic and the hoes reminisce about their first two drunken nights that solidified their friendship. Send us your drunken stories to stories@homancechronicles.com. IG: @homance_chronicles Twitter: @homance_podcast Facebook Closed Group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone
2019-04-0457 minThe Homance ChroniclesSide Piece 20: Sexy Candle TimeDo you like to set the mood? Sarah doesn't give a fuck because the last time she asked for romance things went awry. Whereas, Nicole likes to find the perfect ambient lighting. Do you have a romance gone wrong story? Send it to stories@homancechronicles.com. IG: @homance_chronicles Facebook closed group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone Twitter: @homance_podcast
2019-04-0207 minThe Homance ChroniclesEpisode 51: Mess with an ExNicole and Sarah debate on whether getting back together with an ex can actually work. Nicole has an ice cold bitch philosophy, while Sarah thrives in the gray area. Did you end up marrying your ex? We want to hear about it. Send us your story to stories@homancechronicles.com. IG: @homance_chronicles Twitter: @homance_podcast Facebook Closed Group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone
2019-03-2847 minThe Homance ChroniclesEpisode 50: The NormalsThe Homance went to see a friend's hard rock band play at an small venue. They spot two guys who look somewhat normal and like they don't belong at the show. With the power of Nicole's gypsy magic and Sarah's voodoo the two guys naturally gravitate towards them and quickly fall in love. Anything crazy happen to you at a concert? We want to hear about it. Email us at stories@homancechronicles.com. IG: @homance_chronicles Facebook closed group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone
2019-03-2158 minThe Homance ChroniclesSide Piece 18: Are Tattoos Taboo in Mexico?Sarah traveled to Guadalajara, Mexico where she encountered cat calls, compliments and curiosity about her tattoos. Have a weird tattoo story? We want to hear about it. Email us at stories@homancechronicles.com. Subscribe, rate, review. Instagram: @homance_chronicles Facebook Closed Group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone Twitter: @homance_podcast
2019-03-1909 minThe Homance ChroniclesSide Piece 17: Scrabble MasterNicole tells a vintage story about a guy who used big words to distract her from his terrible personality. They never went out on a date, but still technically "met" in person. It's weird. Send us your weird dating encounters to stories@homancechronicles.com Instagram: @homance_chronicles Twitter: @homance_podcast Facebook Closed Group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone
2019-03-1217 minThe Homance ChroniclesEpisode 47: The RussianSarah has mentioned "The Russian" on several episodes. She FINALLY gives us the entire story! She takes us on a journey filled with poor choices, awkward moments and Russian dick. Send us your crotch rocket experiences to stories@homancechronicles.com. Instagram: @homance_chronicles Closed Facebook Group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone Twitter: @homance_podcast
2019-03-0552 minThe Homance ChroniclesSide Piece 15: Do You Want a Bite of My Taco?Sarah is not sorry for partying. Her and Lord Reubles went down a dark path of Monster energy mixed with vodka. The drunk tornado swirled it's way to a breakfast full of tacos and no regrets. Send us your drunk funnies to stories@homancechronicles.com. We'll keep you anonymous. IG: @homance_chronicles Twitter: @twitter_podcast Facebook Closed Group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone
2019-02-2611 minThe Homance ChroniclesEpisode 46: Florida Is Not Beach ChicSarah and London Mike acted like snowbirds and went to Florida for a mid-winter break. Things didn't get crazy, but Sarah still managed to fall in a fountain. Nicole reminisces about her Florida trips, including a thong bathing suit and a celebrity sighting. SORRY, WE SOUND LIKE WE'RE IN A TIN CAN! WHOOPS. Send us your Florida memories to stories@homancepodcast.com. IG: @homance_chronicles Twitter: @homance_podcast Facebook Closed Group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone
2019-02-2149 minThe Homance ChroniclesEpisode 43: Hand Drinks in CancunIt's a compilation of Cancun stories from Nicole and Sarah. Nicole compares her Cancun vacation from when she was 19-years-old versus her current trip at 35. Sarah barely survived to tell her story. Actually, it's a mystery how either of them survived. Submit you Cancun dreams and/or nightmares to stories@homancechronicles.com. Join the closed group on Facebook for behind the scenes content: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone Instagram: @homance_chronicles Twitter: @homance_podcast
2019-01-311h 06The Homance ChroniclesSide Piece 12: TV DickSarah wants to be "punished" by her new celebrity crush. Apparently, Jon Bernthal a.k.a The Punisher a.k.a Shane from The Walking Dead has really got this thirsty bitch sprung.
2019-01-3006 minThe Homance ChroniclesEpisode 42: Mr. Transformation and the Friend ZoneNicole apparently makes a good chili, but not a good dating partner. She accidentally matches with a friend of a friend and things go south quick. Sarah has a coworker who is trying to get himself out of the friend zone. The Homance therapy session has begun! Send your funny dating experiences to stories@homancechronicles.com! We'll keep everyone involved anonymous. Instagram: @homance_chronicles Facebook closed group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone Twitter: @homance_podcast
2019-01-241h 01The Homance ChroniclesSide Piece 11: Dating App AdjacentSarah isn't even on dating apps, but still finds herself in an awkward online dating situation. Homance to the rescue. Send your funny dating experiences to stories@homancechronicles.com. Don't worry, you and everyone involved will remain anonymous. Follow The Homance Chronicles on Facebook and join the closed group, A Judgment Free Zone, for extra juicy deets. Instagram: @homance_chronicles Twitter: @homance_podcast
2019-01-2236 minThe Homance ChroniclesEpisode 41: Situationships feat. Amber Huyghe from A Walk Back to Self-Love PodcastThings get deep this week! Special guest, Amber Huyghe, empowerment and self-love public speaker, shares details from a situationship that resulted in her demanding better for herself. Nicole also reveals a not-so-proud moment. Don't get dickmatized! Amber's Info: Podcast - A Walk Back to Self Love Instagram @nurture_your_soul Facebook @walkbacktoselflove Instagram @homance_chronicles Join the closed Facebook group - The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone for all the juicy deets.
2019-01-1759 minThe Homance ChroniclesEpisode 40: Part 1 - The Nose and Company in Chicago on NYEThe Homance went on a road trip several years ago to Chicago for New Year's Eve where they knew everyone and no one at the same time. Sarah was creating her own love triangle of sorts, while Nicole's clumsy ass was trying to be the ultimate ride or die. Send your homance-style experiences to stories@homancechronicles.com. IG: @homance_chronicles Twitter: @homance_podcast Facebook Closed Group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone
2019-01-0356 minThe Homance ChroniclesEpisode 37: Microdick or Micropenis?Nicole and Sarah each share their micropenis encounters. Brace yourself for all of the sadness and disappointment expressed in this episode. Nicole also gets an age-related reality check. Share your disaster dates or weird sex stories anonymously with the Homance at stories@homancechronicles.com. Rate, Listen and Subscribe!!! IG: @homance_chronicles Twitter: @homance_podcast Facebook: The Homance Chronicles Facebook Closed Group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone
2018-12-061h 03The Homance ChroniclesEpisode 36: They Have Male Strip Clubs in CanadaNicole and Sarah share their separate experiences of getting stopped at the Detroit/Windsor border trying to get back home from Canada. Nicole was a young 19-year-old just out to have a good time and ended up sequestered in the custom's office. Sarah was just trying to go on a Tinder date and get some dick, but got a double car search. Share your border control experience by emailing stories@homancechronicles.com Follow us on IG @homance_chronicles and Twitter @homance_podcast
2018-11-2959 minThe Homance ChroniclesEpisode 35: Ho Ho Lidays Listener EpisodeIt's the first-ever Homance listener episode where Sarah and Nicole read your stories back to you! It's more fun than it sounds. Thank you to our listeners for sharing their stories of public intoxication and misunderstandings. Want to hear us read your story (anonymously, of course)? Submit it to stories@homancechronicles.com. Check out the Language of Bromance podcast too! Follow us on IG @homance_chronicles and Twitter @homance_podcast
2018-11-2237 minThe Homance ChroniclesEpisode 34: CeeLo Green and CeeLo Green Jr.Sarah and Nicole each share their accidental tattoo reveal stories. They both hid their first tattoos from their mothers and ultimately got caught. That's not the only time they've done some hiding. They also tell a story where they ended up hiding from CeeLo Green look-a-likes who were stalking them. Send your stalker encounters to stories@homancechronicles.com Instagram: @homance_chronicles Twitter: @homance_podcast Join the closed Facebook group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone
2018-11-151h 00The Homance ChroniclesEpisode 33: Tidbits and TadbitsNicole had a couple of unexpected things happen on her work trip that led to Tupac fun facts, eating her own weight in food and a sake-filled Halloween night. Sarah spent her Halloween out of town too; but in a bulky man-suit and getting tattoos. Send us your tidbits and tadbits to stories@homancechronicles.com IG: homance_chronicles Twitter: homance_podcast Join our closed Facebook group for a look behind the scenes. The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone
2018-11-081h 05The Homance ChroniclesEpisode 31: Box Checking and SkydivingNicole breaks down her recent dating experience where all the boxes were checked, but the chemistry lacked. Sarah is inspired by the Tinder machine to tell a vintage story when she ended up jumping out of a plane on a date! Send us your dating disasters to stories@homancechronicles.com IG: @homance_chronicles Twitter: @homance_podcast Facebook: The Homance Chronicles Facebook closed group: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone
2018-10-2556 minThe Homance ChroniclesEpisode 28: The Hos Go OutNicole and Sarah try to hang like they're in their 20s again. They had a blasty blast at the Alina Baraz concert and only had one or two weird run-ins. Then, in an attempt to have a successful girls night out they bar hopped until they found the right cast of characters. You'll also get a couple side piece stories along the way! Send your listener stories to stories@homancechronicles.com. IG: @homance_chronicles
2018-10-041h 09The Homance ChroniclesThe Homance Chronicles Theater Presents: 50 Shades of WrongSarah makes it back from Germany, but not everyone made it on the bus! While Sarah was across the pond Nicole encountered a wannabe Christian Grey. There is no better way to share this story than to act it out as a play. Welcome to The Homance Chronicles Theater - featuring '50 Shades of Wrong' - starring London Mike as 'Christian No' and Sarah giving her best impression of a pissed off Nicole. Submit your dating disasters to stories@homancechronicles.com.
2018-09-201h 00The Homance ChroniclesEpisode 25: Part 1 - Doors Off, Roof OffThis week you get a piece within a piece! London Mike is still avoiding his responsibilities, so you get a fun side piece before the main entree. Part 1 of the full-length story sets the scene of a D grade Melrose Place-like pool where Nicole and Sarah hung out one summer several years ago. Nicole set her sights on a guy from the pool and that's when the mission began. This mission included a 3:00am breakfast, random Target bathing suit, a borrowed Wrangler, an MBA paper and a proper dinner.
2018-09-061h 00The Homance ChroniclesEpisode 24: The RiverThe Muskegon River eats Sarah's phone, which leads to a series of awkward events, including a blast from the past. Nicole and Sarah share their tubing stories from the past few years and how it's a miracle they've survived.
2018-08-301h 05The Homance ChroniclesEpisode 23: Friends with BenefitsAfter a few follow-up items, Nicole and Sarah share their opinions on friends with benefits. Being the sex positive gals that they are, they share personal stories; including a time Sarah was meeting up with a Tinder match, but Nicole ended up scoring her longtime FWB, 'Afternoon Delight.' Send us your friend with benefits stories, reactions or opinions to stories@homancechronicles.com Join the closed Facebook group for bonus material: The Homance Chronicles - A Judgment Free Zone
2018-08-231h 04The Homance ChroniclesEpisode 20: Great Danes and PineapplesNicole goes on a boat with Hot Pants, Glitter Bomb and a bunch of fruit while Sarah and Londie play cards and crash a party.
2018-08-0251 minThe Homance ChroniclesEpisode 19: Roadies and Dual PersonalitiesSarah gets her groove back and Nicole's past comes back. The Homance meets up with girlfriends for dinner and Sarah ends up on a tour bus. Nicole is contacted by a fuckboy who tried to play games with her six years ago.
2018-07-2649 minThe Homance ChroniclesEpisode 18: All the way from Germany to MissouriSarah finally fills us in on some of her adventures in Germany! Then, Nicole spills the tea on a spontaneous date she had while Sarah was visiting a friend in Missouri. Send London Mike your dating stories, or atta girls. He'll make sure to keep them anonymous. Email: stories@homancechronicles.com. Sooooo...drink!
2018-07-191h 18The Homance ChroniclesEpisode 16: Cedar Point - Sarah and London Mike EditionSarah and London Mike go on a field trip to America's Roller Coast. #noad It's a full day of amusement part domination: Steel Vengeance, cider tasting and camels! The "so" drinking game continues and if you want to get real hammered add in "medical bag."
2018-07-051h 09The Homance ChroniclesEpisode 15: Part 2 - Birthday Sex in VegasThe homantic vibes between Nicole and Rambo continue. Sarah and Nicole end up at a Cirque show and a nightclub that should be a Cirque show. Then, the trip concludes with an epic rom-com movie-like ending that you'd never expect.
2018-06-2859 minThe Homance ChroniclesEpisode 14: The Twilight Zone BubbleFacts. Fuck 'Em. It's a new thing. Nicole actually goes on a good date, yet the twilight zone continues to follow her around like a rain cloud with LoJack. Then, Sarah goes down memory lane and introduces Nicole and Sarah's library.
2018-06-1453 minThe Homance ChroniclesEpisode 13: Emotional Roller CoasterNicole and Sarah tell a vintage story about the time they went to Cedar Point (an amusement park in Ohio). In true homance style, there was more amusement outside of the park than in it. This two-day roller coaster of an adventure is full of drinks, dicks and debauchery.
2018-06-071h 09The Homance ChroniclesEpisode 11: The Shit Show feat. Gyno LauraBuckle up, people! It's a bumpy ride. Nicole and Sarah had their own little Sunday Funday before the podcast started...and let's just say...you can tell. Shout out to our special guests, Gyno Laura and Rachel, for being amazing humans and getting through it. Somehow, Laura managed to still tell two funny hookup stories despite the Homance's inability to keep up. Welcome to the shit show.
2018-05-2432 minThe Homance ChroniclesEpisode 9: Part 2 - I Don't Know Why I'm Doing This feat. RachelNicole, Sarah and special guest, Rachel, go into the Homance vault and divulge various uncomfortable scenarios with random dudes.
2018-05-101h 12The Homance ChroniclesSide Piece 5: Respect the EquipmentNicole and Sarah rant about going to the gym and all of the ridiculous antics that shouldn't be allowed...but happen anyway.
2018-05-0223 minThe Homance ChroniclesEpisode 8: Let Me Take My Socks OffExtended and unedited! This week, there's a 'Side Piece' and a full-length episode in "one fell swoop." You'll get the reference once you listen. Sarah and Mike detail an uncomfortable lunch. Nicole shares a recent dating story with a big twist!
2018-04-261h 13The Homance ChroniclesSide Piece 4: So Not an Adventure BarbieSarah quickly ruins her own fantasy of a romantic night by a pond with all that reality has to offer. Then, proceeds to ruin the fantasy for Nicole as well.
2018-04-1205 minThe Homance ChroniclesEpisode 6: How old is too old? And the Detroit Podcast FestivalNicole and Sarah discuss a friend's relationship with an older man. They also recap the Detroit Podcast Festival where they did a live show. Then, after the show London Mike experienced The Homance in full effect for the first time with a random appearance by Chris Jericho.
2018-04-121h 01The Homance ChroniclesEpisode 4: Detroit Tigers Opening Day ShenanigansNicole and Sarah introduce you to Homance 2.0 and breaks down day drinking, near death experiences and a special moment with Mr. Detroit.
2018-04-0351 minThe Homance ChroniclesEpisode 3: German Park and Sorta Black WillieNicole, Sarah and Kelly T take on German Park hungover. So much weirdness. Nicole sorta dates Sorta Black Willie.
2018-04-031h 00The Homance ChroniclesSide Piece 2: Squatty Potty PrizeNicole and London Mike present Sarah with a precious gift.
2018-04-0304 minThe Homance ChroniclesEpisode 2: Personal Trainer Guy Continued and Gypsy MagicNicole discusses the outcome of her brunch with the personal trainer she was set up with by her co-worker. Sarah details the night that Nicole met Kelly T for the first time. That night included many twists and turns that ultimately cemented Kelly T as part of the homance forever. Nicole also shares he nickname given to her by one of her male admirers.
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The Homance ChroniclesEpisode 1: The Hair Pimp and Personal Trainer GuySarah dives right into a vintage homance story about the time she went on a date with a middle eastern salesman from a mall kiosk. Nicole gets mildly excited about being set up with a coworker's personal trainer.
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