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Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismOSHA Regulated Guard Rails S 3 EP 31OSHA Regulated Guard Rails S 3 EP 31Second shift is Hijacked by Levi and her crew. Levi is seeking the bounty on evil NPCs and, without having to rely on stockholm syndrome, gets Vord, Maw, and the Don’t Call me the 18th to follow along on a plan to capture Hogna(s). This puts a wrench in the plans to get to the NEW Island….. Or does it?#ImpEx #palidin #goddvsevil #merchantship #bountyhunter #planswithinplans #test #daggersout #seashanty #osha #schooloffishWe hope you have enjoyed this episode of the Necromantic Empire ™. Once...
2025-02-261h 27
Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismGILL vs GRIN S 3 EP 30GILL vs GRIN S 3 EP 30In the fight of the hour, GILL vs GRIN! Assless fish man vs an OK White Shark! What will happen in this mediocre showdown? Find out in this episode of the NECROMANTIC EMPIRE™! PLACE YOUR BETS!#finalfight #epicshowdown #fightofthecentury #criticalpunch We hope you have enjoyed this episode of the Necromantic Empire ™. Once you have finished this episode, we suggest-Roll for StupidGet ready to embark on an epic journey with Stunzy, the mysterious High-Elf Circle of Spores Druid, Felix, the ch...
2025-02-1941 min
Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismLoaner Boat S 3 EP 29Loaner Boat S 3 EP 29Ready! Set! GO? After almost destroying the world, First Shift is set out on a race to the new island that formed from the REDACTED! Watch..Um..Listed as they rush of to DEW THEIR DUTY! But first, a small side quest?#horseglue #shiprepair #ruby #sidequest #hoganburger #goatbegone #leveldownWe hope you have enjoyed this episode of the Necromantic Empire ™.Once you have finished this episode, we suggest-Level Down!Level Down is an Au...
2025-02-1253 min
Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismThe Goblin that Sold the World S3 EP 28.mp3
The Goblin that Sold the World S3 EP 28
Oh, Great…another long title name…..Hogan sells out! No, that’s not right. Hogan manages to do the one thing you are not supposed to do in the NECROMANTIC EMPIRE™! That’s right! Hogan *REDACTED*! And he and the rest of the world get punished.
#fuckup #gothichorro #cosmichorro #punishment #thingswithtentacles #sothatswherethefoodcomesfrom #fastfood #mawgillacuttywasright
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Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismDon't make me leave you with the other bones S3 EP 27Don't make me leave you with the other bones S3 EP 27
Maw Gill A Cutty’s friend, or is it fiend? Anyway, they finally meet up. IF you missed it from the last episode, HS took a swing at The 18th and as you know that means it’s time to roll initiative.
#fightclub #arewethebaddies #seax #addyourstrength #ishereallydead
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2025-01-291h 17
Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismFollow Your Knows S 3 EP 26Follow Your Knows S 3 EP 26
Maw Gill A Cutty wolfs out and leads second shift through the Catacombs looking for the grave of Phineas A Cutty to meet a “friend”...... With a large chunk of the NECROMANTIC EMPIRE™’s Technomancy, they decide to use their natural…unnatural(?).. skills to find their way……
#catacomb #hookup #whichway #lost #wrongentrance #eldersign #comichorror
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2025-01-2236 min
Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismSeppo comes to town S 3 EP 25Seppo comes to town S 3 EP 25
Second shift lands in Senip Nilbog because of feelings. You read that right. They find some clues and hear about a collapsed cathedral. The hordes of hungry townies try to get some supplies off of our SC’s but there are no hand outs today. And just as they get ready to explore, they realise that then need to secure the submersible……. They are just asking for trouble.
#hashtagsdontwork #hogan #DeepBlueGrin #not #timmy #nowell
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2025-01-1535 min
Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismGoing to the Chapel to get Censered S3 EP 24
Going to the Chapel to get Censered S2 EP 24
After obtaining the ruby and giving it to Hogan Scavenge and his Dead Dog Kreath, our SC’s head to the Kirkyard Chapel to find answers to the note that was attached. Hogan goes to confession, and a Kreath brings the chapel down…. And somehow Cookie starts to change…
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2025-01-081h 15
Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismVonkelende Dinge S 3 EP 23
Vonkelende Dinge S 3 EP 23
First Shift is on their way to Gambaatar’s Kirkyard…. Still.
The SCs meet Hogan the Scavenger and his pet Kreath. Together they head to the catacombs of Gambaatar’s Kirkyard in search of the last reliquary of time. With the help of the Blooder Knife, this is a short trip in a surprisingly peaceful dungeon.
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2025-01-0142 min
Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismBe Sure to Eat Your Oranges S 3 EP 22
Be Sure to Eat Your Oranges S 3 EP 22
First Shift is on their way to Gambaatar’s Kirkyard; a grate place to raise a family(even if it isn’t yours). On their way they have a smooth trip and Cookie starts to enforce her War on Scurvy! So Join us on this voyage to First shift's new assignment!
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2024-12-2535 min
Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismThe Adventure of Darren Dew S 3 EP 21
The Adventure of Darren Dew S 3 EP 21
We have a temp District Manager with a special assignment for the SCs. Somehow Maw Gill A Cutty manages to skip this episode, Damn family dysfunctions. Our remaining SC’s have to playtest a new adventure with an actual wannabe adventure. So get ready to meet Darren Dew, a human that wants to be a crow? We think he’s a ranger? Ranger? Is that right? … who knows. You will! Right after you listen to this entire full session episode, using the Demon Hunters FATE rules!
#DEWit...
2024-12-182h 36
Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismThe Submersible S 3 EP 20
The Submersible S 3 EP 20
After 3 episodes of fluff and world building, our Second Shift Spell Components are given a task related to their apparent time anomalies. Find out what our SC’s have to do and what tools they are given to get N.A.I.L. what info they need to go after that G.O.A.T. Demon that has pantsed both storylines.
#RandD #submarine #submersible #ward #arquebus #roomfullofspies #CEOseason #NYC #ASMR #elevatormusic #imp #Ward #ratfolk #rat #knifebomb #clipboard
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2024-12-1132 min
Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismThanksgiving Music from the NECROMANTIC EMPIRE™Happy Thanksgiving from NIGEL and Ethan Gambaatar! Here is a gift from us to you! Music to help get rid of unwanted guests! Play it on loop for those stubborn relatives that are hard to get out!
Special features include:
Good for any occasion
Has that special corporate feel to make everyone uncomfortable
It’s grating
Scientifically proven to be annoying
Guaranteed to be Demonetized
Nobody will enjoy it
Has a beat, can be danced to, but who would?
#HOLIDAY #badmusic #howtogetyourrelativestoleave #imtoxic #fafo #diowned #thanksgiving #music #grating
2024-11-2730 min
Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismTour of GPG S 3 EP 19
Tour of GPG S 3 EP 19
We stretch out this section of the story line to bring you more Elevator Muzak and then a tour of N.A.I.L.’s Grey Matter’s Preventative Gadgets! And in no way apologize for what our players bring out in me.
#tour #grey #defensiveaccessories #andyouthoughttheNECROMANTICEMPIREWASBAD #NYC #ASMR #elevatormusic #imp #Ward #ratfolk #rat #knifebomb #clipboard
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2024-11-2040 min
Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismPlay that Funky Muzak Fish Boy S 3 EP 18
Play that Funky Muzak Fish Boy S 3 EP 18
Hello! And Welcome to the next episode of the WAITING GAME! Where our Spell Components are trying to deliver a package. But this package is secondary to their personal quests of wanting to talk to the time NERD at N.A.I.L! Just wait; that's what their doing.
#package #delivery #runner #ulteriormotives #timenerd #timey #whimey #NYC #ASMR #elevatormusic #imp #spar #chokehold #earworm
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2024-11-1338 min
Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismN.A.I.L. E.D. I.T. S 3 EP 17
NAIL ED IT S 3 EP 17
Second Shift finally makes it to N.A.I.L. and limps their way through looking for the Era Domination Information Technology. Butt First!, I mean but first, they have to drop off the package from their SUP. Let's take a trip to the BRUTAL architecture that is N.A.I.L.
#brutalarchitecture #NAIL #science #informationtechnology #it #gelatinouscube #commute #missionplausible #kobold #coffeecup #bladerunner #NYCASMR
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2024-11-0637 min
Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismThe Golden REDACTED S 3 EP 16
The Golden REDACTED S 3 EP 16
Chet finds Hogan, Cookie, and Kreath while they try to retrieve the REDACTED. In a fight for REDACTED, the crew wanders REDACTED deep REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED mayonnaise. So follow along and try to keep up with out NPCs as they search the REDACTED within the town of Sinepnog.
#chet #weirdencounters #redacted #goodberries #bloodcurse #Legendaryactionisnotawish #catastrophy #catacomb #lemmy #legendaryaction
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2024-10-3059 min
Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismHOLY CHET! THE DMITA S 3 EP 15
HOLY CHET! THE DMITA S 3 EP 15
Chet, after leaving his castle from the Goblin peninsula after the attack from |Hogan and his crew, [see Elbert’s OOPS ALL COMBAT! Episode S3 EP 10] is on his way to disrupt SCAT. With the fizzy wand in hand, Second Shift is the only thing standing between a good time at SCAT and the event actually happening. Lets see how out NPCs handle Chet, El Bert and their minions….Take it away
#chet #weirdencounters #SLT #swampass #AITA #toxicstorys #cover #youshotanarrowatamonk #enduranceepisode #ruleslayer #imissthelittletacos #releventhashtag #catchphrase #hastagsdontwork #hastagsdowork #isanybody...
2024-10-231h 32
Dungeon CallingBonus - There Can Be Only Fun!We watch the beloved but confusing 80s classic Highlander. Sync up our track with the movie for the full experience. Tommy is disappointed at the lack of hot foxes. Randall is a bit fuzzy on Scottish culture. Matt leans towards a psychosexual explanation. Kim knows how ladies look at swords. Is this a metaphor for…something? Geddy’s hoping for romance. [Noise and/or music]
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2024-10-212h 06
Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismSCAT SECURITY S 3 EP 14SCAT SECURITY S 3 EP 14
Second Shift is looking for a way to get to N.A.I.L. and find out what they can about time travel and time demons. Do they get to? Not yet, they are NPCs and have work to do.
#publictransport #kubota #security #ACAB #SCAT #spellcomponentappreciationtime #coffee #longrest #npclrla #magicwands #terrorists #shenanigans
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Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismMeet Kubota, again S3 EP 13
Meet Kubota, again S3 EP 13
Guard Duty on the Spectral Levitation Transport; What more could a low level NPC want than to be stuck playing Babysitter on a mass transportation system that just opened up? NPCLRLA, probably. Anyway, this episode is hijacked by Kubota once again, and it's onward to yet another fork in the pants….. Of time
#publictransport #kubota #tracktor #nightmare #ticketsplease #guardduty #SLTs #npcs #whatdidwelearn # dejavu #stl
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2024-10-091h 03
Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismSCRY™ Spy S3 EP 12
SCRY™ Spy S3 EP 12
Kubota tangles the threads of time and weaves our Second Shift NCPs down the trousers of time. We know Who, but we don’t know why. Do we know when? Absolutely not. All we know is Second Shift is being shoehorned into whatever it is Nigel has planned for these unfortunate Spell Components
#publictransport #longdrop #guardduty #SLTs #npcs #whatdidwelearn # dejavu
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2024-10-0233 min
Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismThe Long Drop S3 EP 11
The Long Drop S3 EP 11
In what is basically part 2 to Mind the Gap, our Second Shift Spell Components are guarding the SLTs as they are still being prepped for the upcoming, No SPELL COMPONENTS INVITED, Premier Approval Party for the investors. What could go wrong?
#gold #ruby #trains #alarms #carjack #trainrobbery #someanswers #goblins #whygrapplinghooksarebad #conductive #conductor #conducting #ghostmoney
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Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismElbert’s OOPS ALL COMBAT! Episode S3 EP 10Elbert’s OOPS ALL COMBAT! Episode S3 EP 10
Once the crew has cut the line to get to the Goblin Castle, the NPCs confront Elbert. Elbert, a cousin of Hogan's, has become Captain of the Guards and, with a small group of highly competent troops, is the only thing standing between Hogan and his Uncle Chet.
#canon #bigboom #littleboom #boom #gate #spectral #levitation #transport #stable #80sactiontvshow #handinpocket #8d10 #doggydoor #youhaveachart
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Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismGooner's Never Say Die S3 EP 09
Gooner's Never Say Die S3 EP 09
After a long rest, The Second Shift NPCs are put on guard duty in the new Spectral Levitation Transport facilities just days before the SLT’s Theme park, Um…. I mean National debut. Let’s hope they don’t screw this up, It's only guard duty.
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2024-09-1150 min
Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismHogan Sweet Hogan S3 EP 08
Hogan Sweet Hogan S3 EP 08
After the NPC’s encounter with the spirit of Spay and Neuter gods, they scam their way to the front gate of Hogan’s childhood home. A place where he was known as Jest, cannibalized his family, and eventually fled. I feel like I'm leaving out some important character development details, and making Hogan look a bit sus. Well, that’s actually on you, but only if you haven’t listened to the episode troll and started form the beginning and haven’t skipped anything. Anyway…….
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2024-09-0437 min
Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismGouda Job S3 EP 07Gouda Job S3 EP 07
Vord is still searching for the cheese cart, charcuterie board, or whatever you want to call it when the heist goes down. They now get to confront first shift and show them how the job is done. This is whey off course, but have curds, this episode will be a bries.
#deadpool #fourthwall #kermit #dwarf #kermitthedwarf #cheese #4thwall #shinny #StatlerandWaldorf #battleofinsults #theblooderknife #jerry #stabbins #charcuterie #skunk #spray #debrief #TPK #outmanuver #kobold
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2024-08-1452 min
Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismSave Point Oversight Old Gateway Error S3 EP 6Save Point Oversight Old Gateway Error S3 EP 6
Looks like the Original Crew is now in charge of the N.E.R.F. Knot Yore Boat and Hogan is the captain! Now it's time to do some pirate shit! Butt first….Umm , but first Hogan wants to return home for some revenge……they just need to get there first.
#pirates #NERF #ornothing #spiritual #levitation #transport #revenge #missedreferences #scurvy #bobbarker #navigator #galaxyboombalaxy #decayingorbit #makeitgoboom #kobold #chet
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Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismCheese Cart S3 EP 5
Cheese Cart S3 EP 5
Our Second Shift is on a mission to stop the theft of a broken green dagger, but unbeknownst to them, but beknownst to you, the listener, the other group has already acquired the dagger…. Or have they? Are they in the same pant leg of time? Have they landed in the same plane via the trousers of time? Are we meta gaming? Who cares? Lets hang out with Second Shift and see how they deal with their mission.
#cursedweapon #kobolds #metagamming #cheesepuns #coffee #missionobjective #talentlead #spellcomponents #moxie #jerrystabbins #mingvase #st...
2024-07-3157 minNecromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismKnot Yore Boat S 3 EP 04Knot Yore Boat S 3 EP 04
It’s time for the NPCs to get to work, which means reporting for duty on the NECROMANTIC EMPIRE’S Royal Fleet, or NERF, Knot Yore Boat. The NPCs are taking over catering aboard the Knot Yore Boat, as the galley has been replaced with a new experimental, at least to this timeline, SLT. Wait, don’t they not work well over water?
#nerf #ornothing #knot #yore #boat #fleet #navy #empirestrikesback #firstmate #inthenavy #howdohorsessleep #bigboom #booms #galaxybombalaxy #whatisandnpcsnpc
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2024-07-241h 14
Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismDeep Blue Grin S 3 EP 03
Deep Blue Grin S 3 EP 03
Maw was called out at the end of episode 1 by a disturbing voice from the lake. Did that stop the fight in progress? Hell no it didn’t! Not only did out NPCs keep fighting and got a TPK and will be entered in for a chance to win 500 gold prices! Odds are not in their favor.
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2024-07-1740 min
Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismJerry Stabbins Ruins the Mood S 3 EP 02Jerry Stabbins Ruins the Mood S 3 EP 02
Pirate Hats, and Swords are all the rage! And Cookie wants to look the part before heading out to Muggy Salt Chunks because a landlocked outlet center is going to have the best over-priced pirate gear around! LET'S GO SHOPPING, again!
#newhat #pirate #blood #knife #seashanty #shoppingoutlet #discount #naga #dementia #jerry #tailor #spinichpuffs #eng #anotherengreference
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Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismSecond Shift EP01 S3Second Shift S 3 EP 01
Let us join the second shift this episode, as they begin their second day working for the NECROMANTIC EMPIRE™. I never get tired of saying that™. Here we are introduced to a swamp monster with no ass, a Naga with nowhere to hide, and a Harige Lente, a carpet shark with eyes on your shinnies. They are given their second assignment to stop a group of Adventures frolicking in Raiders Folly. Our team of 3 sets forth with dreams of coffee and hopes of impressing their supervisors….or maybe not…
#carpetshark #ambush #beachside #deepbluegrin #naga #creatureoftheblacklagoon #goolagoon #shinny...
2024-07-031h 09
Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismRoll To Yeet! EP34 S2Roll To Yeet! EP34 S2
It is time, The Taurus leaders are meeting in Arraiolos and the NPCs have a plan, via Kubota, to restart the module! It involves a portable hole and bag of holding…but this much you should know. Have you been paying attention? Good. This episode the NPCs also come across an alternative version of Kreath, some guy named Gaspode. Then there's a Harige Lente, or Ferret Folk, named Vord.
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2024-06-121h 39
Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismWizZards Wardrobe EP33 S2
WizZards Wardrobe EP33 S2
The NPC’s are off to equip themselves in preparations for the attack on Nigel and the Arraiolos delegates. Gryphons are involved, something about wizards, and a bomb. A big bomb. A bomb called the Big Orb Of Boom. Also a stolen idea, more of a tip of the hat to Roll For Stupid. There is a BumBag.. Bum Bag? We will go with BumBag. A BumBag of holding used by some of the Antagonists….. Is this another side story they don’t have time for because they are on...
2024-06-0558 min
Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismHat Makes the Horse EP32 S2
Hat Makes the Horse EP32 S2
Faced with 7 (0-7) choices, our NPCs make a decision (I know, right?) and move forward to confront the Theocracy of the Arraiolos Kingdom. It is time to set up their game plan, leave childish things behind(Yeah, right) and confront their destiny. A destiny that they themselves are responsible for.
#portugal #endoftheworld #chooseyourpath #knowwhentogiveup #choiceismade #hatofdisguise
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Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismThe Towers EP31 S2The Towers EP31 S2
Through a long process of dark dungeon crawling the NPCs finally make it out of Door 8. Once they make it out, a new dread looms over them. Its towers, you did read the title, right? But wait, there’s more! Find out by listening to show, and the extra content after the credits
#Shogoth #intotheblackness #ichor #towers #escapethedungeon #outbutnotsafe #tacos #servetheservants
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2024-05-2238 min
Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismIs That A Tentacle In Your Pocket? EP30 S2Is That A Tentacle In Your Pocket? EP30 S2
So the NPCs died in an encounter with Cats from Saturn. Did they learn anything? Probably not, and this episode shows that. They make their way to the feast hall, but before that Kreath has an intimate encounter with the statue in the Throne room.
#iputitinmymouth #catsfromsaturn #ichor #obelisk #thatkindofhorror #finaldoor #blind
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Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismThe Thicker The Ichor EP29 S2The Thicker The Ichor EP29 S2
Door 8, and an unknown GOD hides in the dungeon waiting for the NPCs. What will our cowardly NPCs do in the final door of their NPCLRLA, The Non-Player Character Long Rest Leave Act, vacation, to which they fraudulently took leave to escape the NECROMANTIC EMPIRE™, only to find themselves in a maddening ripoff or “no expenses spared” carnival version of work……with permission of course because they are spying on Arraiolos for the “GREATER GOOD”........
#cosmicbrownies #eldergods #ichor #gluetrap #thatkindofhorror #finaldoor #biggerthebetter #tighterthesweater
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2024-05-0850 min
Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismMaimStop Shopping Spree EP28 S2MaimStop Shopping Spree EP28 S2 f1?
What's the fist thing working class people do when the get a small windfall of money? SPEND IT! Our NPC’s are heading to MaimStop to spend some money and upgrade their gear! Hells Yeah!
That’s it.
That's all they do in this episode
#Maimstop #shoppingspree #welshaccent #irishaccent #accent #plus3gear #gear #solid #curselifted #popsometags #gamestop #eticket
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2024-04-2957 min
Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismA What A Trice? EP27 S2A What A Trice?
A Cockatrice! There, I said it. Yes, spoiler alert, they fight a Cockatrice. Now say that 3 times fast. And then tell me how you pronounce “COCKATRICE” at the end of the episode. On Spotify, at the end of the episode, you can answer the question. It’s kind of like helping rate the show, it’s an algorithm thing. OH! And the rest of the episode we get to find out more about Cookie and the friends she ate along the way.
#snacrafice #cockatrice #phonetics #eatyourfrineds #theother #rubies #shortcuts #DnDchaos
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2024-04-2443 min
Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismGood vs Evil vs Chaotic Neutral EP26 S2Good vs Evil vs Chaotic Neutral EP26 S2
New NPC Gobbletta, Like a Cup, a Half elf Fighter is found to be a Paladin. A Paladin that has now gotten involved with a very Heavy Evil group. Will her morals be fouled by the lust for an oversized goblin, or be manipulated by a carnivorous /Horse/? Only Time will tell…… ON WARD THROUGH DOOR 5!
#snacrafice #paladin #goblingroupie #dungeoncrawl #IFYKYK #crystalship #magicsword
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Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismDidn't We Already Do This Door? EP25 S2Didn't We Already Do This Door? EP25 S2
With Kreath and Ram Man back with the group, our NPCs are teleported back to the Dungeon ride of Arraiolos. All that's left of the vacation adventure is door 5 and 8. What will these Spell Components find and which door will they choose? Only one way to find out. So let's get started by standing in line for the one ride everyone wants on!
#hogansings #magickingdom #timekeepsslipping #door5 #alreadydidthat
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Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismLeck Mich Im ArschLeck Mich Im Arsch
Getting closer to solving the curse of the Blooder Knife, our NPCs battle it out one note at a time. They have several more puzzles to solve. Will they hit the right notes? Will they Score a win? Will they conduct themselves in a timely manner? Will we save the best puns for the episode? Tune in and find out!
#leck #mein #horse #musicalpuzzles #decomposition #decomposer #Bridgetoofar #crescendo
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Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismLeck Mein HorseLeck Mein Horse
Solving puzzles has not been one of the NPCs' talents, but that hasn't stopped them yet, even when being escorted by DEATH. Lets see how well Hogan, Cookie and Grey Matter do in this section of the pant leg as they continue through the Trousers of Time
#leck #mein #horse #musicalpuzzles #circleoffifths #perfectpitch #notahighschoolmusical #waterpuzzle #splunk #timey
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Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismTrousers of TimeTrousers of Time
On the path to fix the Blooder Knife the NPCs must travel down the Trousers of Time. With the few clues they have gathered, what is in store for our Non-Player Characters? The meet Kubota, a Demon of time that conducts the quartet on there way.
#TrousersofTime #pickapantleg #lookup #twochoices #sopickthethird #spellingbeas #
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Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismEmployees and Employers Dog Eat Dog WorldEmployees and Employers Dog Eat Dog World
It time to enjoy some wonderful songs performed by our very own NPC’s
DJ Ceritin hosts Karaoke Knight at BMO’s Bowling Bonanza!
Cookie will be performing “I want to be a horse” . It's a 10191 hit from Caladan. By House A
Hogan will be covering the 1988 classic “Drews House” from Walkin Cooler
Grey attempts to sing about their elixirs, with a bonus song (due to complications is only available on Patreon)
Kreath sings a song that should have been done by Eartha Kitt - “I Want To Be Pet!”
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2024-03-1359 min
Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismEmployees and Employers: Karaoke Knight
Employees and Employers pt2
We here, at the Arraiolos R&D facility (a subsidiary of N.A.I.L.), are testing out a new attraction for the Octo Planos. Employees and Employers is what we call Forum of Loathsome Adults Cooperation Conclave Involving Dramaturgy. Today the NPCs are playing PCs in a Human world called M’rica, and they are partaking in mandatory volunteer time for karaoke to play the game of Dog Eat Dog
#volentold #karaoke #buisnessmanipulation #songsyouliketosing #negotiation #firstdrinkisfree #roleplayingroleplay
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2024-03-0639 minNecromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismEmployees and Employers pt1Employees and Employers pt1
We here, at the Arraiolos R&D facility (a subsidiary of N.A.I.L.), are testing out a new attraction for the Octo Planos. Employees and Employers is what we call Forum of Loathsome Adults Cooperation Conclave Involving Dramaturgy. Today the NPCs were randomly selected to take part in a rare opportunity to be subjects in a playtest of the upcoming attraction in lew of going through door #5. Let's see how this goes.
Bonus episode, yay!
#randomlyselected #newride #flaccid #rpgwithingrpg #planswithinplans #zoolander #bonuspoints #gamewithinagame #ttrpginception #earlyrelease
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2024-02-2828 min
Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismFortune CancerFortune Cancer
While waiting in line, after being transported from their side quest, the NPCs try to figure out what exactly has Grey Matter contracted. What is the purple curse that now haunts the artifice? What exactly is going on?
#cursed #curses #magic8ball #asktheconch #goblincake #realplaydnd #way #thecurse
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Dungeon CallingEpisode 24 - Sexual Hand GrenadeThe gang's reminded you’re bound to have a few critics. Tommy knows if you love smashing, you never work a day in your life. Allison’s starting to happen to…Geddy. Randall misses out on a real American hero. Kim thinks age is not even a number.
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2024-02-1946 min
Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismThe QuestleThe Questle
SIDEQUEST! Part 3.0:
Questel noun.
Having to Hustle during a sidequest.
When your NPCs go on a drug binge marathon to cross 100 miles just to attempt to finish a side quest that foreshadows DOOM!
oh, the NPCs reach the location of the shard and Grey gets the Big C.
# Hieroglyphs #plotpoints #ziggurats #beyonddead #EthanIV #thefourth #smalldungeon #badtiming #teleport #nothingingwithportals
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Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismMy So Called HoganMy So Called Hogan
SIDEQUEST! Part 2.0: Its still 100 miles to the shard. The party gets split up and tries to make it the rest of the way. Grey Matter and Hogan trudge on towards the goal, but have been pushing for more than 20 hours. In order to stay awake Grey gives Hogan an “Energy Potion” with a tad of truth serum, and the verbal diarrhea kicks in.
#howimmature #pizzagate #Diceheads #whodoyouworkfor #exposition #fourshodowing #roadtrip #icanpickthepizza
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Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismDoor DashingDoor Dashing
SIDEQUEST! Part 2: with Maven in tow the NPCs head to see Elena and try to figure out the prophecy of the Green omen! With the new information they take a leap of faith that the pizza will be delivered and continue on their quest!
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SIDEQUEST! Hogan has a package waiting for him in the Freehold somewhere called the Weeping Widows. Isn’t that a fungus? Anyway, they unexpectedly acquire a guide by the name of Lake. Will our NPCs eat Lake or accept his help? Find out as the party(is that correct? They are NPCs afterall) goes off the dungeon crawling path in search of Hogan's package!
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Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismGood VibrationsGood Vibrations
The Blooder Knife is just buzzing away due to the amount of treasure behind Door 6. Deals are coming together and progress is being…..progressed? Knownst to our NPCs they are being pursued by the Warrior that gave them the heebie jeebies and could be around any corner. Find out how Kreath, Hogan, Cookie, Grey, and Ram’n get through the rest of Door 6 in this episode of the NECROMANTIC EMPIRE!
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Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismDoor 6: What's with all the rabbits?Door 6: What's with all the rabbits?
The NPCs are in need of money, and all arrows point to Door 6! Tenet 6 is Money decides the value of all things! Are the Doors and Tenets connected? Let's find out! So onward to opportunity and wealth. Fame can give it a miss.
#jackalpoe #moneygame #dungeoncrawl #treasure #prophecy #deaddog #cranegame #stopfallinginto traps
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2023-11-2759 min
Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismUNINTENTIONAL CIRCUMCISIONUNINTENTIONAL CIRCUMCISION
In this episode of explosive activity the NPCs make a bee line for the bathroom but do they make it in time? After a short meeting with Fang the NPCs paint the dungeon with all they have. Door3 sinks to new lows as the story backs up and overflows with storyline diversions and actual plot development. Grey Matter balances the Humors and brings peace….. No, Chaos to the party. Oh, and there is a devastating accident that happens, too. So relax and let the pizza flow through you as the NPCs Deck the Halls and fol...
2023-11-241h 22
Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismWhile You're WaitingIn this episode of exposition the NPCs attempt to make a plan and are subjected to the Arraiolos bombardment of advertisements while waiting in line for the next door. Will they survive the product placement? Will Hogan get to eat his favorite doughnut? None of this will be answered in this episode, but the clues are there.
#diceheads #capturedaudience #thestory #invisibilitycloak #moreclues #undeadservents #22000ml #gas #door3 #thefutureiswideopen #vore #voreat4 #voicesoftheroyal
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2023-11-0134 min
Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismAre We There Yet?After Drunken Rabbits, a Vampire bat, and a need to visit the bathroom, our NPCs find themselves wandering in circles trying to get to the treasure in a low level dungeon. This is an endurance test that will bring the party to their knees. Let's give a howl in salute to the NPCs our NPCs meet in this episode, AAAROOOO!
#mazerunning #maze #leftturninalbuquerque #whenwillitend #dontgivegrapestodogs #lech #RamManisamethodactor #losealife #level1dungeon
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2023-10-181h 03
Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismCentzon Tōtōchtin!Beware the Centzon Tōtōchtin! For they will fill you with the gift of the Agave! Listen as Kreath rushes into the sweltering dungeon and the group faces off with an ancient, or maybe futuristic group of monsters. We’re not sure ourselves, Nigel has yet to set the timeline. But facts be damned and they set off to finish Door 1 as quickly as possible. It's a low level dungeon, there's not much here for them…..or is there?
#400rabbits #vampirebat #macuahuitl #fireball #magicmissle #worstepisode #tequila #iygor #sweltering #RamManisamethodactor #losealife #level1dungeon
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2023-10-0433 min
Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismMaimStop
Maimstop has it all and Hogan and Cookie are going shopping, in more ways than one. So let's place that order, sell off some excess gear, and get ready for the next door/ Dungeon.
#maimstop #DnDgear #ballofdodge #dodgeball #squeaktoyofstealth #ifyoucandodgeawrench #igor #iygor #takedowntheempire
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Robin Fry as Ram man
2023-09-2025 min
Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismThe SCRY™
The plot thickens with the groups making plans to free the indentured servants. See what happens when GOR starts them down the path that ROCK! The SCRY™ becomes the second most important tool in their arsenal.
#scry™ #thicc #thiccplot #igor #Iy #indenturedservitude #needlebomb #MAIMSTOP #TOTHEMOON #invisibilitycloak #spidersilk #spiders
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Robin...
2023-09-0633 min
Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismCanasta
Kreath wants to play canasta, but this group is a few cards short of a deck, much less in the possession of two decks. Will they defeat the Vila? Will Ram’n/Ram Man not get spooked by anything in the dungeon? Find out here, and don’t forget to check out our gift shop at the end of the ride™.
#slavicmonsters #restroomattendant #horseonhorse #monoehoof #pantry #isthistheend? #dungeoncrawl #vivalarevolution #couldn’tresist #letsbehorses #furrynpcs
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2023-08-2343 min
Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismHogan went POOF
Traps by GRIMM lay in wait for our NPCs. Be Careful where you step, and take a seat as the group wonders though the dark halls of DOOR #2. Will they get booted by a one way door, fall to their death though a trap in the floor, or will they be chased by a large boulder while an excessive amount of dust flies off their garb? Oh, wait, that was being chased by natives…..So sit back on your throne and let this episode help you escape from your life as a PC, at least for a mo...
2023-08-0934 min
Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismWaiting For Door 2
To infiltrate or to not infiltrate. That is the question. While pondering on how to take down the Arraiolos kingdom, the NPCs are forced to continue their vacation. On to Door number 2!
We hope you have enjoyed this episode of the Necromantic Empire ™.
Our cast is:
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Jeremiah Freeman as Kreath
Rapunzel the lettuce as Cookie
Robin Fry as Ram man
Sam Sturgeon as Hogan Savage
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2023-07-2629 min
Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismThey're Coming to Take mE Away
Hogan has a Date! Again! Let us be the fly on the wall for a date between a Gorgon and a Goblin. Will Hogan Freeze up? Will He warm the cold blooded Em? Let’s find out how interracial dating goes in Arraiolos!
We hope you have enjoyed this episode of the Necromantic Empire ™.
Our cast is:
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Robin Fry as Ram man
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2023-07-1240 min
Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismCall Me EM
While crawling through dungeon 7 Hogan hooks up with a powerful monster, and all at Grey Matters suggestion. Has the party bitten off more than they can handle? Listen and find out!
We hope you have enjoyed this episode of the Necromantic Empire ™.
Our cast is:
Alex Fort as Nigel Gambaatar
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Jeremiah Freeman as Kreath
Rapunzel the lettuce as Cookie
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2023-06-281h 05
Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismDoor 7
DUNGEON CRAWL! The NPC’s are on vacation and Leroy 2.0 is rebooting. What does the Adventure Vacation Package offer? What secrets does the Blooder Knife hold? Let’s find out as we make our way through the Arraiolos Adventures that are designated for the ZZRF attendees.
We hope you have enjoyed this episode of the Necromantic Empire ™.
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Rapunzel the lettuce as Cookie
Robin Fry as Ram man
2023-06-1451 minNecromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismSmells Like a Frat PartyOur NPCs are on vacation in the Kingdom to the north, Arraiolos. While on vacation, Kreath, Hogan, Grey, and Cookie, are on a mission of intelligence gathering…..Let’s hope they can gather some actual intelligence.
New land, new rules! While in Arraiolos, the NPCs have entered a SAVAGE WORLD(s) that control everything they do. but we are still going to ignore what rules we want.
Welcome Back!
Side note: the group is arriving 1 week early…….Was this a good Idea? Let’s find out.
2023-05-3153 minNecromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismNecromantic Empire™ Season 2 Trailer 2Season 2 starts on May 31st 2023. Clock is ticking! Gear up, order a Double Dark Mocha Moat Sludge with a triple espresso crossbow bolt to the head and an Ogre delight from Diceheads ahead of the event so you can be ready and awake!
New Season, New Kingdom, same job; and it's all about NPC's being PC's.
Our cast is:
Alex Fort as Nigel Gambaatar
Ben Blue Jackson as Leroy Jenkins
Jeremiah Freeman as Kreath
Rapunzel the lettuce as Cookie
R...
2023-05-1401 minNecromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismNECROMANTIC EMPIRE SEASON 2 TRAILER 1Thanks for listening to season 1. Season 2 episode 1 will be available May 31st
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2023-04-2900 min
Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismIt's all in the Pu-d-ingThis is your Friend the Computer. Welcome to our one-shot Paranoia episode. Your Happiness is important, and Mandatory. Our Trouble Shooters are dispatched to acquire (Clearance level not verified). Find out if this team has what it takes to stay happy, report all mutants, and do what the Computer says.
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2023-04-051h 50
Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismThe Siege Escape pt2
The NECROMANTIC EMPIRE™
Attention Spell Components! Due to Shareholder’s needs, there will be a temporary hold on SC resurrections. Anyone affected by this hiatus will receive death benefits as listed in the NPC Manual. We. Appreciated. You.
The final sprint to …freedom? In underway! Our NPCs are making a break for the land to the north, also known as Arraiolos Octo Plano. Greener pastures are within sight. Will they make it? Can they survive the Downsizing, the Lycans, the Tieflings, the smell?
Found out in this season finale episod.
Specia...
2023-03-221h 28
Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismThe Siege EscapeThe NECROMANTIC EMPIRE™
Attention Spell Components! Due to Shareholder’s needs, there will be a temporary hold on SC resurrections. Anyone affected by this hiatus will receive death benefits as listed in the NPC Manual. We. Appreciated. You.
Special guest:
Rapunzel the Lettuce as Cookie
Cookie is Black and white ….Horse…with an unusually sized head. Watch out for swords from unexpected places.
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2023-03-081h 03Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismNot A HeroOne hour into the Season Starting siege for the NECROMANTIC EMPIRE!™. The legion of lycanthropes has breached the wall, as planned. So don’t worry. There is an option to opt out of any siege related battles, just sign up on your SCRY™, but do it quickly, the battle has already begun.(Not available to SCs)
And, as always, all the Kiddie rides are running as usual, so check out our new attraction THE GOBLIN KING’s DUNGEON(as seen in previous episodes)
Special guest:
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Cookie is Black an...
2023-02-221h 02
Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismSC Secret SauceThe NECROMANTIC EMPIRE!™ season opener is starting. This year's celebration is going to be twice as big as last years, with TWO factions putting Mercantile Cove under SIEGE! Come and enjoy yourself while being held captive behind the great walls of our gateway to the empire. Make sure you sign up for expedited resurrection as the action is going to be wild! Literally. There is an option to opt out of any siege related battles, just sign up on your SCRY™, but do it quickly, the battle has already begun.(Not available to SCs)
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2023-02-081h 05Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismMickyThe NECROMANTIC EMPIRE!™ is proud to present the GOBLIN KING’s Dungeon!
It’s open this time, we mean it. No, really. This Grand Opening is a killer with lots of entertainment for one and all! Especially for kids…. Maybe. Hear the joy of children as they experience the sort of moments that help developing minds grow, connect family, and create bonds that will last an episode or two…. That and more, all in this episode of the NECROMANTIC EMPIRE™!
Special guest:
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2023-01-251h 01
Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismGrey Matter's New LabThe NECROMANTIC EMPIRE!™ is proud to present the GOBLIN KING’s Dungeon!
It’s open this time, we mean it. Unless some artificer decides to go on their own trip and expand in places where the sun doesn't shine. Which you know, well, there is a specific rat that,um…. just find out in this episode of the NECROMANTIC EMPIRE™!
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2023-01-1146 min
Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismAnd Then IThe NECROMANTIC EMPIRE!™ is expanding and ready to open the GOBLIN KING’s Dungeon, but as always our SC’s aren't ready. The elephant in the room is Hogan, and Kreath. These SC’s have outgrown their original places in the GKD and now some remodeling is in order. Let’s see how the deck is stacked against them in this episode of the NECROMANTIC EMPIRE™!
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2022-12-281h 07
Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismI Understand That ReferenceThe NECROMANTIC EMPIRE!™ Thanks everyone that participated in SCAT, that one person that didn’t make it didn’t just walk into that copyright protected place! Moving right along, the NPC’s find themselves in their own Kobayashi Maru. Find out what happens in this HIGH NOON scenario that takes place in the NECROMANTIC EMPIRE™. And afterward, enjoy some gummy bears, they are nice and warm. They’ve been in my pocket all day.
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2022-12-1458 min
Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismSpell Component Appreciation TimeTODAY'S THE DAY! the NECROMANTIC EMPIRE!™ is PROUD to give you a few moments to our Spell Components to attend our annual meeting to let them know how well we are doing. At the same time we like to put them in their places and remove all wiggle room for any talk of pay increases. So take some time off of work, which you will have to find a way to make up for the lost time, and enjoy SCAT at the NECROMANTIC EMPIRE™. It’s mandatory. So grab a chair as Hogan, Grey, Kreath, and Leroy get to hang out wi...
2022-11-3055 min
Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismHere, Drink ThisWelcome to the NECROMANTIC EMPIRE!™ ALL ABOARD! This is no love train, it's not a train…It’s a Spectral Levitation Transport, but you will call it SLT! Opening Day is HERE! and the NECROMANTIC EMPIRE™ is ready to fleece yo… I mean provide you with some wonderful transportations…for a cost. But today is FREE*! Every SP can ride the SLTs to any destination you want. But only on your free time; get back to work.
So you better install the new IMP into your SCRY™ and schedule your ride to work on the upcoming SLT. And it's HERE...
2022-11-161h 06
Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismPlease Mind the GapWelcome to the NECROMANTIC EMPIRE!™ ALL ABOARD! This is no love train, it's not a train…It’s a Spectral Levitation Transport, but you will call it SLT! Opening Day is almost here and the NECROMANTIC EMPIRE is ready to fleece yo… I mean provide you with some wonderful transportations…for a cost. But as we get ready for the Grand Gala(invitation only) there is trouble afoot and Hogan and Kreath are on security detail…….let's find out where this will go.
Get ready to install the new IMP into your SCRY™ and schedule your ride to work on the u...
2022-11-021h 02
Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismMaws Of MadnessDING DONG! Artificer calling! Have you witnessed our new line of Lipsticks? Have questions of how to properly apply these cosmetics? Under pressure to keep your social status? Fear not, Wyly Wyvern has everything you need to Keep Up, Stay Firm and be your best while keeping the stream of affirmations flowing! Just download the Wyly Wyvern™ imp today!
Welcome to the NECROMANTIC EMPIRE!™ I am your District Manager! Innovation is key in the Necromantic Empire™ module. Grey Matter is still working on the job of cleaning some unwanted graffiti off of a children's toy store in Mercant...
2022-10-2642 min
Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismLipstickWelcome to the NECROMANTIC EMPIRE!™ I am your District Manager! We are reaching some new lows in the artificer world in the Necromantic Empire™ module. Grey Matter is tasked with cleaning some unwanted graffiti off of a children's toy store in Mercantile Cove. What’s an artificer to do? Invent a new machine to do the work, all it need is the proper solvent….. This is part one of Grey’s attempt to get the job done in this session of the NECROMANTIC EMPIRE™!
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2022-10-1952 min
Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismMy Little DungeonWelcome to the NECROMANTIC EMPIRE!™ I am your District Manager! More strange things happen to our NPC’s as they go about their duties as random encounters in the Necromantic Empire™ module. The party gets split up, again, and Hogan and Leroy endeavor into an entrepreneur idea of a safer, less deadly, way to be part of the game. All this and more in this session of the NECROMANTIC EMPIRE™!
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2022-10-051h 13
Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismSPA DAYWelcome to the NECROMANTIC EMPIRE!™ I am your District Manager, today we continue with Grey’s day off and search for Kreath in the Necromantic Empire™ module. This is no ordinary day off, it's SPA DAY! Listen in as Kreath gets ignored and Grey gets pampered at Yellowtails Top Spa and Vet services. All this and more in this session of the NECROMANTIC EMPIRE™!
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2022-09-211h 01
Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismLevel UpWelcome to the NECROMANTIC EMPIRE!™ As your District Manager, It is my duty to inform you that you have Leveled Up and can now access and be accessed by all entities that have domain over the Necromantic Empire™ module . Today we will take a closer look at the group's leader Grey Matter. Grey Matter is tinkering on some new toys for themselves and their real best friend Kreath. Listen to see what the gang does when they discover a new mystery, even though they have yet to really look into the one in front of them. All this and more...
2022-09-0759 minNecromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismI am the Blooder KnifeWelcome to the NECROMANTIC EMPIRE!™ I, your District Manager, will be taking you on someone else's adventure as you are now part of the Necromantic Empire™. If you remember from the last session, Kreath has attracted something BIG to the bridge they were assigned to. What is it? What was the Spotify poll results? Take a listen and find out! Blood will be spread this episode like butter on scorched toast! All this and more in this session of the NECROMANTIC EMPIRE™!
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2022-08-2451 minNecromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismBridge Over Undead WatersWelcome to the NECROMANTIC EMPIRE!™ I, your District Manager, will be taking you on someone else's adventure as you are now part of the Necromantic Empire™. This game session we watch as the group of failed NPCs attempts to extort money from the visitors of the parrrrrr, I mean EMPIRE! They are tasked with gathering 500 gold pisces by the end of shift, with the creative freedom as to how they do it. We also find out what is lurking in the deep swamps of Raiders Folly in the module “the NECROMANTIC EMPIRE”™ .
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2022-08-1053 minNecromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismCassy the GreenWelcome Cassy the Green! I, your District Manager, will be taking you on someone else's adventure as you are now part of the Necromantic Empire™. This game session we meet Cassy the Green, and then forget about it as the NPCs are given a chance to continue the plotline. Today they get to meat one of the locals, that's not a typo. What else are they up to while they are running around Raiders Folly and are random encounters in the module “the NECROMANTIC EMPIRE” .
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2022-07-271h 05Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismBougie Pop UpWelcome to the Bougie Pop Up! I, your District Manager, will be taking you on someone else's adventure as you are now part of the Necromantic Empire™, where we consider you “Family”.
This game session we meet Derelicte, but blow him off like a failed plot line. Booble is back and remains unhelpful, even in the crescendo of the story.
Today's assignment is the same, because it's still the same day. But just so you can catch up, they are running around Raiders Folly and were supposed to be random encounters in the module “the NECROMANTIC EMPIRE” .
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2022-07-1351 min
Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismThe InvasionWelcome to the Invasion! I, your District Manager, will be taking you on someone else's adventure as you are now part of the Necromantic Empire™, where we consider you “Family”.
The game session we meet Booble Bloob, a short olive skinned Tiefling that becomes one of the Team's new NPCs. She’s quick, smart, and (for the moment at least) several levels higher than any of the other Main NPCs. Bloob fits right in with the group, like play sand in a cake mix.
Today's assignment is just to wonder around Raiders Folly and be the rando...
2022-06-2956 min
Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismNPC Orientation Episode 1 part 2Welcome to NPC Orientation! I, your District Manager, will be taking you on someone else's adventure as you are now part of the Necromantic Empire™, where we consider you “Family”.
Your job is to monitor our Spell Components™. Let’s meet them!
Grey Matter is a Ratfolk that is trying to eat her way to the top, and try to do what they do every night.
Leroy Jenkins is a Ratfolk that may or may not have 3 brain cells to rub together.
Kreath is a Worg that the Necromantic Empire™ has raised and nurtured to work for the glorious leader
Hogan the int...
2022-06-1551 min
Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismNPC Orientation Episode 1 part 1The NECROMANTIC EMPIRE ™: Fantasy Endgame Capitalism
Welcome to NPC Orientation! I, your District Manager, will be taking you on someone else's adventure as you are now part of the Necromantic Empire™, where we consider you “Family”.
Your job is to monitor our Spell Components™. Let’s meet them!
Grey Matter is a Ratfolk that is trying to eat her way to the top, and try to do what they do every night.
Leroy Jenkins is a Ratfolk that may or may not have 3 brain cells to rub together.
Kreath is a Worg that the Necromantic Empire™ has raised and nurtured to work for the...
2022-06-0154 min
Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame CapitalismNecromantic Empire Trailer 1Be sure to catch the very first episode of the Necromantic Empire on June 1st.
Follow 4 NPCs under the employment of the “Evil” Necromancer Nigel Gambaatar as they do his bidding to squeeze every single bit of profit from Adventures visiting his Tragic Kingdom: The Necromantic Empire.
2022-05-2700 min