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Durango Local NewsLake Nighthorse Construction CommencesA $1.9 million project is underway at Lake Nighthorse to address entrance congestion issues and construct a more efficient decontamination station. The project is a cost-share partnership with the Bureau of Reclamation and the City of Durango. The Four Corners Gem and Mineral Club invites all to their 70th annual Gem and Mineral Show July 12th - 14th at the La Plata County Fairgrounds and Events Center. And El Pomar Foundation selected four Durango-based non-profits for $20,000 in grants. By Hannah Robertson. Watch this story at www.durangolocal.news/newsstories/lake-nighthorse-construction-commences This story is sponsored by Krogers Ac...2024-07-0303 min
Durango Local NewsLake Nighthorse to Open for Daily Operations May 10thLake Nighthorse will open for daily summer operations on May 10th. Prepare for delays around the entrance with planned construction improvements. Durango-La Plata County Airport will close part of the overflow parking lot for paving work this month, plan accordingly if looking to park for travel. The City of Durango E-bike rebate program is open for 2024 applications, and if you’ve ever wanted to be on the big screen, there is an open casting call for Kevin Costner’s latest movie Wednesday, May 15th. By Hannah Robertson. Watch this story at www.durangolocal.news/newsstories/lake-nighthorse-to-open-for-daily-operations-may-10th 2024-05-0103 min
Friday Night Fanfiction (test feed)Season 12 Episode 22 – Glup ShittoFanfics read:X-Men Orgy (xmeno.txt)69 Hues of Meta Hosting a Podcast for the End of the World (by BusterManwomb) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, ShawnThis is it, the last episode of Season 12! After this, we're taking the Summer off and then we'll see if we can come back occasionally once the Fall hits, but we will not longer be doing weekly episodes! The era of guests is over! IT IS THE END TIMES (no the show is not dying I swear)! And we're going out the way we came in: reading bad fanfic. O...2022-06-091h 14Friday Night Fanfiction (test feed)Season 12 Episode 21 – Jewish BeybladesFriday Night Fanfiction · Season 12 Episode 21 - Jewish BeybladesFanfics read:Strip Dreidel (by tprillahfiction)Waluigi's Supermassive Black Hole (by MenagerieOfDarkness) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, ShawnSecond to last episode of the Season and by golly we're still reading about Star Trek and Waluigi. Our lives are a warped kaleidoscope, a bizarre cornucopia of paths crossing where none should ever meet. Anyways, here's some sexy times featuring Jewish Beyblades.Thanks as always to our Patrons and fans!Direct Episode Download (right-click and save, please only use this is you are unable to...2022-05-311h 24Friday Night Fanfiction (test feed)Season 12 Episode 20 – Gohman Tamago Pops The SquirtFriday Night Fanfiction · Season 12 Episode 20 - Gohman Tamago Pops The SquirtFanfics read:Diners, Drive Ins, and Masturbation (by orphan_account)Vegeta’s Saturday Night (by Kuri_tsuka)HIS LEATHER IS TOO THICCCCC (by UnstableUniverses)Mikey and Leo's Love Lives (by mikeysgirl99) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Tom White (heisanevilgenius)There's a lot to unpack in this episode but it has Danny DeVito, vibrating beds, panic attacks, ugh, eggs, WWE Immortals, and turtlecest. There's more but I kinda blocked it out. Tom White is here, maybe ask him since none of us remembers.Th...2022-05-261h 38Friday Night Fanfiction (test feed)Season 12 Episode 19 – The Jews 4 Chuggs SectFriday Night Fanfiction · Season 12 Episode 19 – The Jews 4 Chuggs SectFanfics read:69 Hues of Dipshits Mitch McConnell's Potluck Orgy and Shrek preggers (by BusterManwomb)Resident Evil Village but awesome (by frosneibv) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, ShawnThe core crew nips the last bit of the McConnell thing in the bud and then reads about tall vampire lady.Thanks as always to our Patrons and fans!Direct Episode Download (right-click and save, please only use this is you are unable to download it from Soundcloud)Direct Episode Download (FLAC) (right-click and save)2022-05-201h 28Friday Night Fanfiction (test feed)Season 12 Episode 18 – An Ass Eaten in Every DrivewayFriday Night Fanfiction · Season 12 Episode 18 – An Ass Eaten in Every DrivewayFanfics read:The Crackship Armada Sails Again, AKA Soulmate Shorts Part 2 (by ozhawk)69 Hues of Dipshits Mitch McConnell's Potluck Orgy and Shrek preggers (by BusterManwomb) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, ShawnI feel like we're stuck in some kind of time anomaly. Life keeps going by so fast but nothing is changing, progress is at a standstill. We tread into god's domain, and we were unprepared. We shouldn't have meddled. We shouldn't have nom'd the lettuce.Save us. Save us from...the Mitch.Thanks as a...2022-05-131h 25Friday Night Fanfiction (test feed)Season 12 Episode 17 – Elvis NoiseFriday Night Fanfiction · Season 12 Episode 17 – Elvis NoiseFanfics read:please don’t read this (by orphan_account)Mating Time in the Digital World (by Raktul)smut stories me and my friends write of out ocs (by orphan_account) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, DisdonnYou know you're in for a good time when we get a fanfic titled "please don't read this". Disdonn guests as we dive into the depraved depths with Digimon and then furry Alucard.Thanks as always to our Patrons and fans!Direct Episode Download (right-click and save...2022-04-291h 49Friday Night Fanfiction (test feed)Season 12 Episode 16 – GURKLEFriday Night Fanfiction · Season 12 Episode 16 - GURKLEFanfics read:Martin Luther King Jr. gets busy with the Green M&M (by Hitlertheduck)What Shall We Do With A Drunken Sailor (by Halrloprillalar (prillalar))Berniks the Mittened (by Roxanne_says_go_home) Readers: Stevo, Logan, Shawn, RoseAh, Maryland in the Spring. A whole week (aggregate) of lovely temperatures ruined by rain and being interspersed between random snowstorms and wind gales. Oh, you're here for the fanfic episode. Right.In this episode we come full circle, or rather ovoid, as we tackle the hard hi...2022-04-151h 34Friday Night Fanfiction (test feed)Season 12 Episode 15 – A Bad Case of Salt DickFriday Night Fanfiction · Season 12 Episode 15 – A Bad Case of Salt DickFanfics read:Dio Buys an Xbox Controller for his Nintendo Wii (by coldcupofwater)A Yankee Demon Hunter in An English Prince’s Bed (by chewysugar)Pour Some Sugar On Me (by SilverPickles) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Mana, SunnyDavid says: "Here's your episode, please enjoy. Like, Comment, Survive."It was a good episode that trimmed is still over two hours long. Seriously, these descriptions would spoil so many jokes if I mentioned what went on during it. This is Hall of Fame m...2022-03-262h 01Friday Night Fanfiction (test feed)Season 12 Episode 14 – Adam Sandler is Not in Beastars (As Far As I Know)Friday Night Fanfiction · Season 12 Episode 14 – Adam Sandler is Not in Beastars (As Far As I Know)Fanfics read:The Puppet That Cursed My Dick (by Limecola)Maternal Instincts (by orphan_account)Cum on the Sand 50 Cent x Muriel (by PonyUpDaddy) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, ShawnDon't say The Peepee Poopoo ManDon't think The Peepee Poopoo ManAnd whatever you do don't have sex with Sans.I've given up trying to figure out even the slightest hint of where an episode is going anymore. We read Goosebumps, Beastars, and Courage the Cowardly Dog fanfic.Oh, and Don...2022-03-111h 34Friday Night Fanfiction (test feed)Season 12 Episode 13 – Extreme G-zuz (The video game)Friday Night Fanfiction · Season 12 Episode 13 - Extreme G-zuz (The video game)Fanfics read:The Holy Re-Virgining of Cloud Strife (by ShipyardMcGill)Coitus Interruptus (by Angelily_Viventis)An Argonian and his Sex (by ShadowFlamedramon126) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, MishI need to stop mentally projecting the concept of "next week can't be as bad as this week" because *flails at everything*.In this lovely romp, which features Mish as a guest reader, we traipse through some FF7 Star Wars...smut? I guess it counts as smut to someone. Enjoy those included images in...2022-03-051h 48Friday Night Fanfiction (test feed)Season 12 Episode 12 – You’ll Always Be My SilverboatFriday Night Fanfiction · Season 12 Episode 12 - You'll Always Be My SilverboatFanfics read:Palentine's Day (by Enpasii)Beavis and Butthead, Meet Mrs. Brisby (by Care A Lot)Aftermath Desolation Point (by CyberWolf SgtJay)The Arrow Gets Horny (by tfsideblog)A Slash Pine Romance (by Farfalla) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, ShawnAll you need to know is this episode took over 30 hours to edit.Thanks as always to our Patrons and fans!Direct Episode Download (right-click and save, please only use this is you are unable to download it from Soundcloud)Direct Episode Do...2022-02-181h 40Friday Night Fanfiction (test feed)Season 12 Episode 11 – Ha Ha you’ve lost control of your limbs for lifeFriday Night Fanfiction · Season 12 Episode 11 – Ha Ha you’ve lost control of your limbs for lifeFanfics read:~Iubire nemuritoare~ (by PhoenixMakesJams)Look at the bright side of things (by Gaming_fanfics)Ginger's Inside Story (by N01)Fifty three years ago (by Kelltu (2xcross)) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, RileyIn what can only be classified under international law as "a clusterfuck" of an episode, we get all five together again AND have a guest to go through four stories that have fuck all to do with one another. We find out about what drugs...2022-02-041h 24Friday Night Fanfiction (test feed)Season 12 Episode 10 – ‘Hue-Go Award-Winning Episode FNF – The Bell Tolls for Thee, Scoob’Friday Night Fanfiction · Season 12 Episode 10 – ‘Hue-Go Award-Winning Episode FNF – The Bell Tolls for Thee, Scoob’Fanfics read:Baby-Sitters Club and Scooby Doo The Fire Mystery at the Cemetery (by MaryAnnefan4Life) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, LackI laughed a lot during this episode. That's all I got, this one really needs to be heard to be experienced properly. Thanks to Matt for being our guest this episode!Thanks as always to our Patrons and fans!Direct Episode Download (right-click and save, please only use this is you are unable to download it from Sound...2022-01-221h 35Friday Night Fanfiction (test feed)Season 12 Episode 9 – Stadium Fries Die HereFriday Night Fanfiction · Season 12 Episode 9 – Stadium Fries Die HereFanfics read:UA's Sex Counselor and Advisor (by Kenchi Narukami)i'm just a horny little lovesick mess (by mouthsoup) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, ShawnHappy almost New Year to one and all! 2021 sucked but we know that! 2022 is also going to suck in some capacity but hopefully not as bad! Celebrate the right way by listening to our last Hentaimas episode. That's all I got, enjoy!Thanks as always to our Patrons and fans!Direct Episode Download (right-click and save, please only use this is y...2022-01-011h 29Friday Night Fanfiction (test feed)Season 12 Episode 8 – I Fucked Santa with my FaceFriday Night Fanfiction · Season 12 Episode 8 – I Fucked Santa with my FaceFanfics read:Bitch, I Fucked Santa!! (by HeatherSinclair)Dear Santa, I've been naughty (by Staadtal)Zootopia Partners in More Ways Than One (by Sage of Discord)Scrooge x ghost!marley (by Jackiemetcalfe1952)In The Office (by Serenity1) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, WoofyA Hentaimas Miracle where all five hosts got to be together at least once more before the end of the year! Woofy joins as guest as we read to naughty stories about Christmas, one naughty story about bunny and fox cops...2021-12-251h 57Friday Night Fanfiction (test feed)Season 12 Episode 7 – TERF-Slapping DayFriday Night Fanfiction · Season 12 Episode 7 - TERF-Slapping DayFanfics read:69 Hues of Writer's Block A Very Manwomb Christmas (by BusterManwomb) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Buster ManwombWe keep missing episodes because of illness, I really am wondering if someone is circulating voodoo dolls of at least one of the hosts and applying cruel and gross conditions to them. Anyways, we kick off the December times in earnest by creating our new FNF holiday: Hentaimas! We have no idea what's involved but we like the name and despite any reddit forums to the contrary we ar...2021-12-191h 25Friday Night Fanfiction (test feed)Season 12 Episode 6 – West VRgynerFriday Night Fanfiction · Season 12 Episode 6 – West VRgynerFanfics read:A Discovery Not Made (by orphan_account)Calling a Truce (by ElwritesFanworks)Five-Star Man (by rillrill) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, ShawnAnother core of four episode but this time Val gets swapped in for Logan! One of these days maybe all five will be together. Or not. This timeline is weird anyway.We start off by reading about Thanksgiving (AMERICAN Thanksgiving) with fanfic about Columbus. Then after undiscovering American, we read about Skyrim and the taught political divides over racial supremacy and also sex. Fina...2021-12-031h 49Friday Night Fanfiction (test feed)Season 12 Episode 5 – Senior WeekFriday Night Fanfiction · Season 12 Episode 5 - Senior WeekFanfics read:Capitol Coup But With Grandpa Sex (by Just_Spite)A for... (by crossingwinter) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, WaffleSecond guest spot this season is Waffle, who joins us midway through some steam Passover Star Wars fanfiction. Okay, lemme back up a second. We started off reading about the January 6th Insurrection but its all sexy and shit. Then we started reading about Rey's anal fantasizing of Ren before going to Passover and getting shitfaced. It was a trip, and no you cannot hear the un...2021-11-271h 43Friday Night Fanfiction (test feed)Season 12 Episode 4 – Paul Atrei Deez NutsFriday Night Fanfiction · Season 12 Episode 4 - Paul Atrei Deez NutsFanfics read:Dune: The Cock Worship of Muad'Dib (by Jamie Smith)At the Heart of it All (by Steadfxst) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, ShawnAight so yeah Val will show up around Christmas because of her classes but otherwise we strive on! Recovering from the Spongebob fanfic from last week, we go with something a little bit more relevant to current events. There's a new Dune movie, so we read old fanfic of the Dune books (and not Dhoom the Bollywood thriller). We spend a go...2021-11-191h 30Friday Night Fanfiction (test feed)Season 12 Episode 3 – Slow Dancing with Chinese FoodFriday Night Fanfiction · Season 12 Episode 3 - Slow Dancing with Chinese FoodFanfics read:A Radiator Springs Orgy (by daddychat)Squid's Ward (by diesir) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, ShawnBrief description because this is already late in posting! Val is probably out until Christmas because of school! This is our first episode with guests in it!Beth and Sam join as the first guests of Season 12 wherein we read about a Cars orgy, Squidward's barnacle, and Stevo gets yelled at for talking about his work friend named Guido.Thanks as always to our Patrons and fans!...2021-11-131h 48Friday Night Fanfiction (test feed)Season 12 Episode 2 – Hubba Bubba CumFriday Night Fanfiction · Season 12 Episode 2 – Hubba Bubba CumFanfics read:Ice Orgy of the Guardians Winter Soltsex (by FuckmanJenkins)purr hormones (by logicalheart) Readers: Stevo, Logan, ShawnAnd we already lost another host for a week., ha ha haaaaaaaaa.Stevo, Logan and Shawn revisit the world of Rise of the Guardians and there's lots and lots and lots of awful sex going on. Then they go to the realm of Star Trek TOS where they ordered a round of Leonards on Spock sandwiches and eschew the virtues of grape nuts.Thanks as a...2021-10-301h 11Friday Night Fanfiction (test feed)Season 12 Episode 1 – I Live in Creampie, ApparentlyFriday Night Fanfiction · Season 12 Episode 1 - I Live in Creampie, ApparentlyFanfics read:the excelent tf2 storey colection of good original storeys (by smalldad (logoleptic))Cup of Coffee (by SiminaCindy) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, ShawnFirst episode of the new Season and already Val is missing in the episode. Yeesh. Hope the last few months have treated you well. We're tired of living in these awful, interesting times, but we're coming back to doing what we do because we know you missed us. Even if you got that restraining order against us, we know deep do...2021-10-231h 24Friday Night Fanfiction (test feed)Season 11 Episode 22 – The Tale of Braces for Shawn’s Eyes and The Old People HotelFriday Night Fanfiction · Season 11 Episode 22 – The Tale of Braces for Shawn’s Eyes and The Old People HotelFanfics read:The Very Secret Diaries (by Indybaggins)The Very Secret Diaries of Saint Augustine (by Jay Tryfanstone (tryfanstone))Jareth's Secret Diaries (by KBates)Bella Swan, Pregnant and Furious (by ComicsNix)Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, ShawnIt's the end of Season 11! And you know what that means? Spriummer cleaning! Yes, a completely made up thing I used just as an excuse to cull through a trio of Very Secret Diaries-inspired stories and then one ComicsNix. First, it's...2021-06-111h 14Friday Night Fanfiction (test feed)Season 11 Episode 21 – Just the Cum EpisodeFriday Night Fanfiction · Season 11 Episode 21 – Just the Cum EpisodeFanfics read:Love Makes Bucky Dilate (by Van_Nasa)Star Wars Aftershock (by Austin Seville)Reasons To Walk Into A Mysterious Forest With Someone You Know Over The Communicator (by FullmetalDude1) Readers: Stevo, Val, Logan, ShawnIt's just the cum episode. Literally. Almost everything is about cum, or other fluids. From cookie batter to tentacle secretions this one is all about the icky gooness. First another AU Avengers thing involving Bucky and a concussion, then some kinda weird Chipmunks Star Wars crossover that we didn't get very...2021-06-111h 32Friday Night Fanfiction (test feed)Season 11 Episode 20 – Kentucky Fried DickmeatFriday Night Fanfiction · Season 11 Episode 20 - Kentucky Fried DickmeatFanfics read:Oh Yeah Mr. Krabs (by DepressedHorse)Elaine's Slut World (by Jack_Persona)The NASCAR Heist (by witapepsi)Mitch McConnell x Reader Lemon (by The_Shame_Basement) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, ShawnOnly a few more episodes to go left in this Season! We teased it for a good bit but we finally get around to reading some SpongeBob erotica and oh boy was it erotic maybe kinda we talked a lot about rental properties for some reason. Then we read some Seinfeld, because we...2021-05-281h 26Friday Night Fanfiction (test feed)Season 11 Episode 19 – A Japanese Tea Set Made Out of Newspaper and CondomsFriday Night Fanfiction · Season 11 Episode 19 - A Japanese Tea Set Made Out of Newspaper and CondomsFanfics read:Link fights for women's rights (by Nonbendo)Pizza Delivery (by Dragon Rider and Story Seeker)The Greatest Challenge (by Nonbendo) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, ShawnThis really is just the pizza time Season, isn't it? We read two stories by nonbendo, both involving Link and one involving women's rights and the constitution, but in between we read about Spider-Man because of course we do. It's pretty radical, though! Tubular even! Other 90's surfer lingo can be inserted he...2021-05-211h 17Friday Night Fanfiction (test feed)Season 11 Episode 18 – I Wanna Be David NowFriday Night Fanfiction · Season 11 Episode 18 - I Wanna Be David NowFanfics read:Steamed Hams but it’s Garashir (by StellaRivers)Garak’s Very Special Gift (by Sunnie0023)fifty shades of ventilation (by sonicstasia)Cowboy Bebop (by Peter Chimaera) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, ShawnSorry for missing a week last week, let's just pretend it didn't happen, k? This episode we reverse the absence with Logan missing and David back but it works out cause he does an okay Garashir impression. We only read a small amount of fanfic this time, capping off with another DS9 fa...2021-05-151h 30Friday Night Fanfiction (test feed)Season 11 Episode 17 – Good BoyFriday Night Fanfiction · Season 11 Episode 17 - Good BoyFanfics read:I wanna be the guy who loves a fruit (by KennySheep)Steamed Hams but it’s Garashir (by StellaRivers)69 Hues of Meta Friday Night Fanfiction undoes a kerfuffle (by BusterManwomb)Good Boy (by seeyourcolorsrun) Readers: Stevo, Val, Logan, ShawnI'm writing this summary while watching God-King Texas and Chicken Homed Greg fight very bad golf greens so I really don't have many thoughts on the matter right now. We read some fanfic about I wanna be the guy, Star Trek DS9, and...ourselves?! What the retc...2021-05-011h 06Friday Night Fanfiction (test feed)Season 11 Episode 16 – My Nana was a Squirter, OyFriday Night Fanfiction · Season 11 Episode 16 - My Nana was a Squirter, OyFanfics read:Ergonomic Love (by Wolley and Sara4thewin)Air Pockets (by WildAndFreeHearts) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Sara, WolleyNow, hear me out. Don't immediately go all murderous mob with pitchforks and whatnot on me. This is the only episode of this Season that will have guests, and it's due to multiple factors. 1) They wrote the damn story and 2) one of them is a FNF staff member so we made an exception in this case. Also we had this planned out, li...2021-04-261h 17Friday Night Fanfiction (test feed)Season 11 Episode 15 – The Brendon Hamhock EpisodeFriday Night Fanfiction · Season 11 Episode 15 – The Brendon Hamhock EpisodeFanfics read:Friender Bender (by thrillbro_swaggins)Clowning Around (by MizuPhoenix) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, ShawnThis episode really goes places. It mostly goes to Dave, though. Dave simultaneously throws everyone under the bus AND shows them up. We read two stories that very much flex our reference capability: Metalocalypse and Star Wars. Oh yeah, strap in and get ready to ride that rollercoaster.Thanks as always to our Patrons and fans!Direct Episode Download (right-click and save, please only use this is y...2021-04-161h 28Friday Night Fanfiction (test feed)Season 11 Episode 14 – Manlet Chowder Conveyor BeltFriday Night Fanfiction · Season 11 Episode 14 – Manlet Chowder Conveyor BeltFanfics read:Coitus Rudely Interruptus (by unknown)Freddy Fazbear's Jizzeria (by FuckmanJenkins)Touched By An Angel (by Dragonsploosh) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, ShawnWow, is it really April already? Shit, what happened to March, and the entirety of 2020? Well, no matter, we are still here, still reading, just like that dude who kept pushing the kidney stones up the hill forever in some mythology. This time we got Attack on Titan, Five Nights at Freddy's, and Dr. Who. Now if you'll excuse me, it's MY turn...2021-04-091h 21Friday Night Fanfiction (test feed)Season 11 Episode 13 – Baked NebraskaFriday Night Fanfiction · Season 11 Episode 13 – Baked NebraskaFanfics read:Taking a Dip (by NoWindForThisHole)Riza Hawkeye, Cock Inspector (by Anne Packrat)A Gift for Mommy (by Tafyapyap)Jar Jar and Warhammer, 40,000 (by Srelex) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, ShawnIt's late and I am tired so just pretend I wrote something here about the stories we read and made vague suggestions about some of the tangents we went off on in this episode. Friggin' waifu husbando lists.Thanks as always to our Patrons and fans!Direct Episode Download (right-click and save, plea...2021-04-031h 40Friday Night Fanfiction (test feed)Season 11 Episode 12 – The NASCAR and Balto Museum of Yelling in Nome, AlaskaFriday Night Fanfiction · Season 11 Episode 12 - The NASCAR and Balto Museum of Yelling in Nome, AlaskaFanfics read:BALTO NASCAR Adventures (by Alexander C-BEAR Blake)Boromir Is A Pervy Hobbit Fancier (by Not_You) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, ShawnWarning: There is a lot of yelling in this episode. I mean, a LOT of yelling. This one physically hurt at times to edit. That's how bad it was. We read about Balto and gang getting into NASCAR adventures, and then had to switch over to some Lord of the Rings Hobbit stuff because I co...2021-03-191h 45Friday Night Fanfiction (test feed)Season 11 Episode 11 – Why did you give me a Jek Porkins, mommy?Friday Night Fanfiction · Season 11 Episode 11 – Why did you give me a Jek Porkins, mommy?Fanfics read:Crazy Dave's Crazy Kinks (by daddychat)Females Aren't Everything (by Tafyapyap)Peaceful Fields of Milk and Titties (by ThunderCant) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, ShawnVal gets stuck on the moon this episode (no seriously, life is just so hard to coordinate right now). Filled with tangents and dad-jokes, we read PvZ fic, Pokémon fic, and some Resident Evil fic before just giving in to the randomness. Thanks as always to our Patrons and fans!Direct...2021-03-121h 11Friday Night Fanfiction (test feed)Season 11 Episode 10 – I like my Pussy Al DenteFriday Night Fanfiction · Season 11 Episode 10 - I like my Pussy Al DenteFanfics read:Encounter II (by VsaFic) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, ShawnIn this albeit short-ish episode, the available crew reads some League of Legends smut because David asked for it. Of course, he lost interest in it and we went off on a million other conversations so at the end we just guessed at how much rule34 existed of various things. Be sure to boil your pasta for 72 hours at a minimum.Thanks as always to our Patrons and fans!...2021-03-051h 07Friday Night Fanfiction (test feed)Season 11 Episode 9 – Vladdy DaddyFriday Night Fanfiction · Season 11 Episode 9 - Vladdy DaddyFanfics read:Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, ShawnGod-Speed (by CanadianHospitality)Jesus Goes To Space (by ialwayswannabewithu)Trevor Discovers a Dodgy Letter in the Belmont Vault (by GlitterNyappyGacktRose)Seductress (by JustSpirky) Jesus Christ. We read about Jesus Christ. Actually, we read two stories about Jesus Christ. And you can probably guess what kind of jokes ensued. We also read about Castlevania and Cars. It was a well rounded fuckfest, won't you enjoy?Thanks as always to our Patrons and fans!Direct Episode Download (right-click an...2021-02-261h 18Friday Night Fanfiction (test feed)Season 11 Episode 8 – Jace the Lint SculptorFriday Night Fanfiction · Season 11 Episode 8 - Jace the Lint SculptorFanfics read:MOCKFICK Book 2 - Technically The First (by Popful)Easing one's mind (by Veltana)Cloud Strife The Dirty Window Cleaner (by Jack Russel) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, ShawnLogan's back again! Noticing a pattern? Cause I definitely am not. He's totally not going to constantly pop in and out for the remainder of the season. Nope, not at all. But now that he IS back, we got to finish the MOCKFICK Book 2, and read two more stories. The first one was specifically for Lo...2021-02-191h 36Friday Night Fanfiction (test feed)Season 11 Episode 7 – Pork Chops are my MoonFriday Night Fanfiction · Season 11 Episode 7 - Pork Chops are my MoonFanfics read:Simulated (by daybreaks (chrisonfire))MOCKFICK Book 2 - Technically The First (by Popful) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, ShawnLogan, still stuck on the moon or whatever, is the only one missing from this episode as we delve into our first fanfic about You Gee Ohhhh. Then we also talk about furries and a bunch of other random stuff. Look, it's Friday and I'm tired so imagine a funnier episode description here. In lieu of that, just listen to it because it is actually fu...2021-02-051h 34Friday Night Fanfiction (test feed)Season 11 Episode 6 – Dogwelder is the worst super heroFriday Night Fanfiction · Season 11 Episode 6 – Dogwelder is the worst super heroFanfics read:Dares (by Snow)69 Hues of Gay Chick Fil-A 2 Goin' Outback (by BusterManwomb) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, ShawnAaaand we're back to four hosts. Logan misses out in this episode, likely due to spending time with OCAD legend Deven in his moon base on the moon, but at least we got four of the crew on board, right? Yeah, let's go with that rationale.Only two stories read, and only one completed this week. First we get some super hot truth or d...2021-02-011h 13Friday Night Fanfiction (test feed)Season 11 Episode 5 – Emit AzzipFriday Night Fanfiction · Season 11 Episode 5 - Emit AzzipFanfics read:Kinkformers 2019 (by Kiyuo_Honoo)Pizza Time for Pizza Parker (by cementisboost)Spider-Man, The Orthodontist (by 1LuvDragonQueen)Disturbed (by DarkSlayer84)Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, ShawnYAY WE GOT ALL FIVE TOGETHER! The stars aligned, the tectonic plates shifted, heaven and hell roasted and froze respectively, and the baby stayed asleep the whole time! MACKEREL. Enjoy it while it lasts, if it lasts, cause it probably doesn't but its really nice to get the band back together to play on top of this windy rooftop surrounded b...2021-01-221h 15Friday Night Fanfiction (test feed)Season 11 Episode 4 – Rouge the Bat’s Mystery Shrunken VaginaFriday Night Fanfiction · Season 11 Episode 4 - Rouge the Bat's Mystery Shrunken VaginaFanfics read:Jar Jar's Bizarre Adventure (by cowboychris)takes one to know one (by bbvqueen) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, ShawnHey look at that! Actually on a roll with releasing these (don't look too much into it, I know the moment I say we're on a roll some calamity or five will befall us and you won't hear from us again until 2062. Okay, maybe not that far but just let me enjoy this small victory). Another episode with everyone minus Val, but don't wo...2021-01-151h 12Friday Night Fanfiction (test feed)Season 11 Episode 3 – Squishy Ishy CummiesFriday Night Fanfiction · Season 11 Episode 3 - Squishy Ishy CummiesFanfics read:Kylo Ren Kills His Dad And Gets Grounded (by daddychat)Rambo The Alamo (by benjaminblakely807) Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, ShawnWooo! David joins us for his first appearance in Season 11, only to immediately question as to whether or not Season 11 is us just gaslighting our listeners. Don't listen to him, folks. Daddy Stevo would never steer you wrong ;)This episode has two stories, frontloaded by a lot of offtopic chatter because of course it does. We dig deep into the Star Wars lo...2021-01-081h 27Friday Night Fanfiction (test feed)Season 11 Episode 2 – Neopolitan Style Uranium Ice CreamFriday Night Fanfiction · Season 11 Episode 2 – Neopolitan Style Uranium Ice CreamFanfics read:Gurren Jesus (by Jasonbobdude)Enjoy Your Strap-On, Sir (by jen0va99)The Finer Points of Carrots (by Decadent Meerkat) Readers: Stevo, Logan, ShawnOnly a week between recording this and the first episode, yet somehow took two months to edit. Damn, our crew really needs to unionize to justify such selfish and entitled behavior! Also, I'm starting to notice a trend with Season 11 thus far: there's a lot of talk about nuclear stuff. No real reason, just...nuclear stuff.Stevo, Shawn and Logan read...2020-12-1650 minFriday Night Fanfiction (test feed)Season 11 Episode 1 – High Yield Nuclear WalrusFriday Night Fanfiction · Season 11 Episode 1 - High Yield Nuclear WalrusFanfics read:69 Hues of Family Friendly Willow 2 & Happy Potter's Moist Flesh Book (by BusterManwomb)The Real world part 1 ( Used to be Human in the lion king world) (by Sindragon) Readers: Stevo, Logan, ShawnWell we certainly totally didn't stop doing Season 10 before we planned to and then ended up hiding in a cave for six months, now did we?Yes, friends, well and ill wishers, FNF is back. Kinda. Sorta. It's complicated. We're still working out any possible schedules but at the very le...2020-10-171h 17Friday Night Fanfiction (test feed)Season 10 Episode 15 – Corn Flake ChickenFriday Night Fanfiction · Season 10 Episode 15 - Corn Flake ChickenFanfics read:69 Hues of Deez Nuts 10 Yoshi's Booty World (by BusterManwomb)69 Hues of Gay Chick Fil-A Revelations (by BusterManwomb) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, ShawnAnother week, another set of audio issues that needed to be microprocessed in post! Seems to be a running theme, right? We're the best at being the worst. Expect nothing less. Except maybe corn flake chicken. In this episode, we talk about said culinary delicacy, and read two "stories" by our unholiest of holies, Buster Manwomb. Keep staying safe during this ti...2020-05-021h 30Friday Night Fanfiction (test feed)Season 10 Episode 14 – Awkward Girls Drink Soup to GenesisFanfics read:Kanye In Thedas (by fnuckle)Garfield (by ShakespeareHemmingway) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Steve Rudzinski, Aleen Isley, Tom White This episode nearly killed me. With laughter, as well as with tears. Steve Rudzinski, Aleen Isley, and Tom White join us as we explore what it would be like if Kanye were in Thedas but could only speak in his own lyrics, and also what Garfield would be like if it was like the new Joker movie. Welcome to Lasagna Hell.Thanks as always to our Patrons and fans!Dir...2020-04-232h 14Friday Night Fanfiction (test feed)Season 10 Episode 13 – One-Hyuk StandFanfics read:Goofy’s Hyuk of the Day (by BaloneyPony and Friends)The Furry Bible (by gayfurry) - AbortedBibleman Punches your Mom in the Penis (by Fonz Pond) - AbortedMy Feet Hurt (by patricia51) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Sara, AngelbaineOh what a clusterfuck this episode was. First we read a Goofy fanfic, and summoned our worst Dracula impressions while we got hyuked real hard. Then Sara and Angelbaine join us as we tried to read a story about the bible if it were for furries. We aborted reading that one. Then we tri...2020-04-111h 43Friday Night Fanfiction (test feed)Season 10 Episode 12 – Some People Think with Their Honey CraterFanfics read:Love in the Time of Corona(virus) (by affectionateAvocado)Animal Cocking Gerudoggy Style (by oofoe)WX-78 May Find This Shocking (by ZekuDoge) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Riley, MattHot off from finishing the Tamanegi Saga, we get topical by reading about Coronavirus! Yup, and its also Star Wars. The sequel trilogy. Yup. It happened, can't wipe it from history now. We were then joined by Riley and Matt to read about some sexy Animal Crossing since that's also relevant and will get us some extra mouse clicks. Then we just say f...2020-04-041h 50Friday Night Fanfiction (test feed)Season 10 Episode 11 – The Mile-My ClubFanfics read:The Tamanegi Saga (By Android 20 Cerra) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Cyril, KatySomehow we finally finished our re-do of the Tamanegi Saga! Thanks to Cyril and Katy for their assistance, we got through the onion-drenched wastes and punched metal-dick Shrek in the fucking face. Go us. After we finished that, we did a run of AI Dungeon where we fucked then killed then burned it all to the ground. It was a delightful romp.Thanks as always to our Patrons and fans!Direct Episode Download (right-click and s...2020-03-271h 42Friday Night Fanfiction (test feed)Season 10 Episode 10 – Sadgasm Shower PizzaFanfics read:A Survivor's Tale (by AshadelMG)Kingdom Hearts 3.14 - The J.O. Crystal (by eiscirno) Readers: Stevo, Val, Shawn, D-LUCKS, Rhythm BastardThe Canadians are in the host majority again! David and Logan had to miss the episode but thankfully D-LUCKS and Rhythm Bastard showed up to help maintain the ever-important international balance (or something like that). We read about Plants vs Zombies and then Kingdom Hearts while ordering the saddest of pizzas. Please pity us.Thanks as always to our Patrons and fans!Direct Episode Download (right-click and save, p...2020-03-131h 55Friday Night Fanfiction (test feed)Season 10 Episode 9 – Terminator 2 ~ The Day Everyone Did The MarioFanfics read:The Tamanegi Saga (By Android 20 Cerra) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, ShawnThe hits just keep on a-comin', just like Videl and the Z fighters as we push past the halfway point of The Tamanegi Saga. No idea how we ended up talking about North Carolina, Terminator 2, Drowning Pool, and who knows what else but hey, that's just the way this show seems to go. Why fight against our nature? Grab your flacid skinflaps and hold on for dear life.Thanks as always to our Patrons and fans!Direct E...2020-03-061h 15Friday Night Fanfiction (test feed)Season 10 Episode 8 – Technicolor Germany is Gay CanonFanfics read:The Tamanegi Saga (By Android 20 Cerra) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Shawn, Mike, KarleighAnd this the prophecy has come to pass that there were TWO FNF episodes posted in just as many days! Mike and Karleigh join us to get knee (or possibly elbow) deep into the love and lore of The Tamanegi Saga. Everyone, you are hereby commanded to raise your arms up and lend us your spirit as Guile's theme plays! DO YOU EAT ASS?!Thanks as always to our Patrons and fans!Direct Episode Download (right-click a...2020-02-281h 55Friday Night Fanfiction (test feed)Season 10 Episode 7 – Our Penis Bones Migrated from our Dicks to our BrainsFanfics read:A Dream Come True (by Me and Gaara 4ever)The Tamanegi Saga (By Android 20 Cerra) Readers: Stevo, Val, Logan, Shawn, Cassie, WolfboyYay, early posting! Hopefully this is the first of two episode postings this week as long as reality doesn't decide to continue taking massive dumps all over our totally-large-and-not-at-all-just-a-single-person editing team!Cassie and Wolfboy join us as we finish an Aliens vs. Predator fanfic (well, ends is a bit misleading, it kinda just stops after realizing its emulating an awful 10 hour family car trip with cranky and entitled children w...2020-02-281h 36Friday Night Fanfiction (test feed)Season 10 Episode 6 – Baby RabiesFanfics read:A Friend in Need (by ElwritesFanworks)A Dream Come True (by Me and Gaara 4ever) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Mirri, EpidehlStevo finally gets a little bit of revenge on the crew for how many times they've mentioned his cystoscopy. Mirri and Epidehl join as guests on this episode featuring a really awkward Watchmen fanfic about kidney stones, and that's followed up by us starting a story about the Predator. You know, like from the movies? But apparently its based on the bad movies and has multiple personal OCs in there? I...2020-02-221h 44Friday Night Fanfiction (test feed)Season 10 Episode 5 – Pap Smear ASMRFanfics read:Castlevania 1970 Disco of Evil (by Various Authors) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Disdonn, NyamiIn which episode that wherefore we do positively discuss the regional locale heritage of history for various and numerous differing last names. Also we read some Castlevania fanfic, which was super fun until we realized just how slowly we were going. The fic is great, but apparently not as good as Alucard's luscious tits. Disdonn and Nyami joined in on the discussion of names and tits, too.Thanks as always to our Patrons and fans!2020-02-141h 37Friday Night Fanfiction (test feed)Season 10 Episode 4 – MarmsFanfics read:69 Hues of Christmas Santa and Elrond's Roll in the Sleigh (by BusterManwomb)yoda and tequila (by blazemaster9)Sonic Lemons and Lemonade (by Harmonian Zutarian)Of Cows and the Holy Goat (by Hawki)Bored at Work (by pinkluver93) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Mana, FiZYeaaaah we finally made it to the part where there are guests in the episodes again! And boy, do we take 'em for a ride this time. Veterans Mana and FiZ join for a plethora of variety as we tackle 5 fanfics and make it through 4 5/8 of them. First w...2020-02-072h 10Friday Night Fanfiction (test feed)Season 10 Episode 3 – The Great Canadian Wallpaper FestivalFanfics read:Link and His Bitches (by The_Evening_Primrose)Rigby To The Rescue (by Shadowgate)True Beauty (by gothicbloodyrose666)Fuck You (by annablack1102) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, ShawnTo be honest do people even read these descriptions anymore? I mean, like, beyond just seeing what stories we read or tried to read. Because it's extremely difficult to write a short summary describing what goes on during each episode. Heck, even if I could remember the dozens of different comedy things that happened, how could I do it justice by trying to condense it i...2020-01-311h 50Friday Night Fanfiction (test feed)Season 10 Episode 2 – Do you want to play with my balls? (by Carl Sagan)Fanfics read:Everybody Pepsi Herald of the Next Generation (by hokaze)When The Lights Go Out At The Brady House by Richard (by address withheld)How a duck brought down the world (by CoolCat9)The Metroid Conspiracy Pasts of the Sin (by 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006-chan)Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, ShawnWe couldn't go two straight weeks with all the hosts being on. What a roll we were on too, right? This week has four stories. We got Pepsiman, we got the Brady Bunch, we got Club Penguin, and we got Metroid, all delivered with competence...2020-01-171h 16Friday Night Fanfiction (test feed)Season 10 Episode 1 – Creamy Buttery Garlic-y Mashed Potato EjaculateFanfics read:69 Hues of Canada Gettin Yaoi With It, Eh (by BusterManwomb)Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, ShawnSeason 10 is here and I couldn't be happier! That's because I've come to realize every single time we go on break and think I'll get some free time it absolutely never fucking happens! WOO! BRING ME BACK TO WORK THEN, WORLD!We start the season with, of course, a BusterManwomb story. We tried to read a second but shit got sidetracked way badly so we ended up just asking silly questions to each other. Glad...2020-01-111h 29
Nighthorse Media's Naked OpinionsEpisode 13 – Yes, we are programmed to eat and fuck everything in sightIn this episode we talk about being unsatisfied with our bodies, what our brain would be like if it were a physical place, Marvel vs Capcom 2, and how we'd end an episode, amongst other things.
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Nighthorse Media's Naked Opinions2019-12-2756 minFriday Night Fanfiction (test feed)Season 9 Episode 18 – The Detroit Tigers would be less popular if they were The Detroit Barbed PenisesFanfics read:Pizzapoon (by ZoisiteMoon)Pizzapoon 2 Electric Boogaloo (by ZoisiteMoon)Pizzapoon III The Threequel (by ZoisiteMoon)Kong (by Porngirl180)Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, ShawnAnd we finished the Season YAAAAAAAAAY!Season 9 draws to a close with the epic trilogy of Pizzapoon. The core hosts read their firsts (and probably their lasts) Uncle Grandpa fanfics. We had some more time at the end so we read about a normal human-sized woman getting a giant gorilla off. You know these summaries don't do a single bit of justice to the show so just listen, ya know...2019-11-231h 33Friday Night Fanfiction (test feed)Season 9 Episode 17 – I’m an athiest, dumbass, and I certainly don’t worship your dickFanfics read:Embarrassing Words (by AlphaShae)Naughty Bits (by Yarsian)Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Riley, MogutaGotta keep this description short. We read about One Piece. We read about Dr. Who. We did the Yeti scream. Riley and Moguta joined us. Wow.Thanks as always to our Patrons and fans!Direct Episode Download (right-click and save, please only use this is you are unable to download it from Soundcloud)Direct Episode Download (FLAC) (right-click and save)Subscribe on iTunes | Follow on SoundCloud | Follow on Twitter | Like on F...2019-11-092h 09Friday Night Fanfiction (test feed)Season 9 Episode 16 – Sgood Avocado AssFanfics read:Don't tuck that furkey (by Sparrow)you got that medicine i need (by dilithiumcrystallight)Dick or Treat (by ultimateparadox)Let's forget the Treat (by bkitsune)Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Mana, GorejuiceTroy didn't end up getting on fire in NBA Jam because he wasn't on the show for three weeks in a row! Sorry, Troy. You'll just have to keep fighting for it. This week, Val is gone the whole time, and David is gone after, like, ten minutes. But Stevo Shawn and Logan are joined by Mana and Gorejuice to read...2019-11-022h 08Friday Night Fanfiction (test feed)Season 9 Episode 15 – SpudmanFanfics read:Goosebumps You Choose the Scare - Welcome to Sand Hands (Botnik)Readers: Stevo, Val, Logan, Shawn, Troy, Mike (Kinesis)Dangit, Troy! How dare you come on two episodes back to back! That's taking full advantage of the fact that you're recruiting so many more terrible people for this terrible show, and even offering to host them or use your equipment to make it happen! Stop being such a good person!Yes, Troy comes back again and this time brings his friend Mike (Kinesis) for our first ever choose your own adventure-style...2019-10-251h 48Friday Night Fanfiction (test feed)Season 9 Episode 14 – Lousy Smarch OrgasmFanfics read:Monkey Business (by vexxtrak)Olympian Gluteal Chokehold (by Eroppai (FalstaffKisaragi))Phoenix had to suck a LOT of dick to get his badge back (by gumdickshoe)Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Troy, Ms. PoutyStevo and David finally got together again in person after five years of not seeing each other! We got proof of it, too! Maybe someday we'll be unlazy enough to put together the travelogue we kinda sorta maybe filmed for like six minutes of total material, but hey, it still counts as evidence! But y'all don't care about that...2019-10-191h 42Friday Night Fanfiction (test feed)Season 9 Episode 13 – NippleneckFanfics read:In Which There is Little Dialogue (by Misaki_kaito)Maybe It Has a Heart (by residenteviluwu)Magic McCree (by Cawaiiey)Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Hippie, WolfboyThe curse continues! Unbelievably we could only get Stevo, Logan and Val for the first recording with our guests Hippie and Wolfboy. David did a small makeup a few days later but Shawn was nowhere to be heard. Well, whatever. The show goes on, as it does. We read about Teen Wolf (don't see why everyone loves it so damn much), Resident Evil (incomplete but we...2019-10-052h 06Friday Night Fanfiction (test feed)Season 9 Episode 12 – OH NO! MUCH SEX!Fanfics read:Sonic space time paradox fixed (by 1Plot2Story3Editing)The Titanic Sinks In Panic (by GothPrincess666)69 Hues the Dazed Knee 9 Wars of the Gears (by BusterManwomb)69 Hues of Mindfork FNF reads FNF reads FNF reads Game Grumps (by BusterManwomb)Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Beth, SamWell, we've got a new curse. A curse that hosts just can't be free on Wednesday nights anymore. We had to cancel the live reading on this one but spent at least some-ish hours over the weekend that followed doing makeup recordings. So I cobbled together...2019-09-281h 59Nighthorse Media's Naked OpinionsEpisode 12 – The Sloppy Horse In this episode people get very upset about the three stooges and milk in bags.
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Nighthorse Media's Naked Opinions2019-09-2450 minFriday Night Fanfiction (test feed)Season 9 Episode 11 – Isn’t Desperation Just Another Word for Friendship?Fanfics read:The Secret of the scopius doll (by Daddy of Dumptruck Chreg Bortz)It's All Too Much (by Beatle Babe)Forza Horizon 3.docxReaders: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Matt, SaraWhat a weird way to spend a Wednesday, huh? We only finished two stories, one of which we had less than two pages left to go on, but what we failed to accomplish by reading a lot we made up for with laughing a lot! Also, can you turn your mic gain up a little bit and stop leaning back so far, David...2019-09-211h 49Friday Night Fanfiction (test feed)Season 9 Episode 10 – I Stuck My Finger in a Model Train Power Brick Once and I Think That’s What Made Me GayFanfics read:Daddydorf 2 Coming Home To You (by Th3Baron)Mass Effect Milk Madness (by DiegoSandiego)A Belmont In Castlevania Episode 1 - The Mad Forest (by Ryxixi)The Secret of the scopius doll (by Daddy of Dumptruck Chreg Bortz)Readers: Stevo, Val, Logan, Shawn, Disdonn, CassieSo I'm just gonna come out and say it: I'm drunk and I haven't slept much in the past few days. So we read a bunch of stuff, and also had a lot of fun. Cassie and Disdonn were guests. Insert whatever words you want for the next paragraph...2019-09-141h 56Friday Night Fanfiction (test feed)Season 9 Episode 9 – ‘Sometimes the Orphans Explode’Fanfics read:Sweet Salvation A Homer and Flanders Love Story (by juicydickhugger)Snakes on a Plane (by Hans von Hozel)Winnie the Pooh Assimilated by the Borg (by Peter Malak)The Room (by Hans von Hozel)Animal Farm (by Hans von Hozel)Mass Effect (by Hans von Hozel)Half-Life (by Hans von Hozel)Australia (by Hans von Hozel)Readers: Stevo, David, Shawn, Mirri, EpidehlWe read a LOT of stories in this one! And Logan and Val weren't there either, so we had to actually try hard to carry the load this go around. Mirri...2019-09-071h 41Friday Night Fanfiction (test feed)Season 9 Episode 8 – Ad-Hoc CockFanfics read: Your Waifu is Trash!!! (by Piddleyfangs)Daddydorf 2 Coming Home To You (by Th3Baron)Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Angelbaine, Richard PryorWOO! Happy birthday, Stevo (me)! What a wonderful belated present to spend reading awful smut! Thanks, Th3Baron!We open the episode with the eternal quandary of why your waifu is shit with...Your Waifu is Trash!!! Then we bring in Angelbaine and Richard Pryor to read a wonderfully written story just pour moi by Th3Baron as a sequel to Daddydorf. So many Goron dicks to fuck...2019-08-311h 57Friday Night Fanfiction (test feed)Season 9 Episode 7 – The Public Boobie System ~ ‘EXPLOSIVE BOOBIE MAGIC!’Fanfics read: Spiderman x Godzilla (by DirtyLittleSeacrest)The Bread of Love is the Bread of Life (by IDetestTragedy)Creep (by makotonaegi)Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, ShawnAn unintentionally guest-less episode where we peruse the various holes of things. First, we get up close and way personal with Spiderman and Godzilla. Then, we try and eventually give up on some Yaoi based on the anime Yakitate Japan. Lastly we creepily masturbate as Plague Knight in a strange bout of exhibitionism. Overall, an adequate Wednesday night.Thanks as always to our Patrons and fans!2019-08-241h 29Friday Night Fanfiction (test feed)Season 9 Episode 6 – What are the odds that your parents are assholesFanfics read: Give Me Something (by blame1988)Keijo Futanari Girls (by snakebit1995)Realizations of Emotions (by Oscar-Wilde-Inspired)A Tent Scene (by Rene)Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, D-LUCKSWell, shit. A new threshold has been breached. We finally read some fanfic about real life Hockey players. And it's super weird. But apparently there's some good dick sucking involved. D-Lucks joins us after we part ways with the fic after that, involving Keijo girls becoming Futanari. We move on to the Spanish Fly follow up for CSI from a few seasons ago, and then with...2019-08-171h 48Nighthorse Media's Naked OpinionsEpisode 11 – Mighty Ducks VersusIn this episode, we talk about movie reboots, partying with pantheons, pre-2000s video games, and how we end an episode.
If you have any questions or topics you’d like us to discuss, please visit our Google Form.To Subscribe, please add this RSS to your favorite podcast app:Nighthorse Media’s Naked Opinions2019-08-1555 minFriday Night Fanfiction (test feed)Season 9 Episode 5 – Sonic Calls Anne Frank a LoserFanfics read: SONIC THE HEDGEHOG WORLD WAR 2 DRAGON (by DarkDoomFireMaster)The Flintstones Have A Snow Halation (by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus)Nobody touches Charles! Not even you, En Sabah Nur! (by cherikstony)Good Vibrations (by dracoqueen22)Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Zak, Pope, WolleyOh boy, Sonic fanfiction! Never read that before. This pseudo-sequel to SONIC HIGH SCHOOL gets our episode going, and when Zak, Pope and Wolley show up, we massively shift gears. An ensemble cast joins the Flintstones and the Love Live girls in The Flintstones Have a Snow Halation. Then we didn't have anything else...2019-08-101h 45Friday Night Fanfiction (test feed)Season 9 Episode 4 – MEAT FIRSTFanfics read: 69 Hues of Deez Nuts 9 Columbo finds out who Cucked Roger Rabbit (by BusterManwomb)69 Hues of Deez Nuts 6 Disney Reboots Indiana Jones (by BusterManwomb)Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Afrohawk, WaffleDAMN YOU, BUSTER MANWOMB! YOU DID THIS TO ME!*sigh* why did I even open my big mouth. A few episodes ago, we read about Jeb Bush and Ted Cruz and editorialized Columbo into it. Well, now Mister Manwomb wrote a story involving Columbo just for us, so we gotta read it. The crossovers abound in this double-trouble episode of masculine...2019-08-031h 33Friday Night Fanfiction (test feed)Season 9 Episode 3 – You touch anywhere on my bed, you’ll be where my balls have beenFanfics read: Vegeta Gets Stoned (by TwitchySeaHorse)Boku No Hero Asscademia - Episode 69 All Dick & MidWHOREia (by HotCockOnTheRockYUM98)Dim Cast Light (by AzenaKira)take and give (by venvephe)Erina's Lunch (by snakebit1995)THE EX (by LilRamona)Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, ShawnOoooo, experimentation time! Yesssssss....In this episode of FNF, the core crew goes at it a different way. We have five stories where each host is assigned a role (well, most of the time, anyway) and we treat it like a low-budget audio drama. Actually, that's more like a no-budget audio drama. There's...2019-07-261h 47Friday Night Fanfiction (test feed)Season 9 Episode 2 – What meat gets me off? What the fuck kind of fucked up question is that?Fanfics read: Home (by BlackDeviouseRose)Darling It's Better Down Where It's Wetter (Take It From Me) (by imaginary_golux)Every Man Should Start the Day on His Knees (by ExposeTheZodiac (GwenTheTribble))Readers: Stevo, Val, Logan, ShawnOh, fun! No time for elaborations this week, we have sexy things to bring you! Due to a technical issue, David did not exist this week (blame his neighbor doing yardwork at 7:30 at night). So I had to scramble to get these stories ready. First is a Voltron hatefuck fic called Home, featuring two good boys. After that, its...2019-07-201h 16Friday Night Fanfiction (test feed)Season 9 Episode 1 – David needs to cum on you in 30 minutes or your pizza’s freeFanfics read: Sugar Smack Dat Ass (by CountChocula69)Bill and Ted's Excellent Orgasm! (by Rina76)Get in Me Swamp (by tinglymelons)Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, ShawnSorry to say but yes, we've returned. Again. Good to see you all. Hope you had the best fucking pride month ever. The core hosts get immediately into it (after about 20 minutes of tangents and non-starts) with Sugar Smack Dat Ass. Sexy breakfast orgy? Hell yes! After that, the crew plunges back to the 90's with Bill and Ted's Excellent Orgasm! It's totally righteous, dudes. Lastly, we visit...2019-07-121h 45Nighthorse Media's Naked OpinionsEpisode 10 – Pepsiman Fucks like a MachineIn this episode, we talk about fighting, softness or crunchyness, being omnipotent, our Jojo fashion sense, and more.
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Nighthorse Media's Naked Opinions2019-06-2345 minFriday Night Fanfiction (test feed)Season 8 Episode 17 – All ruined cause of a little doodooFanfics read: An Olympic Dream (by Nemeta)69 Hues of Disney 4 Tommy Wiseau Eats Out the Hindenburg (by BusterManwomb)Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, ShawnThe core four (and by four, I mean five) close out the end of Season 8 by reading more stuff. It's pretty good. First up, we get the firsthand account of QWOP in An Olympic Dream. Then, we get more manwombness with 69 Hues of Disney 4 Tommy Wiseau Eats Out the Hindenburg. It is very accurate Hollywood blockbuster experience!With the end of Season 8, we're taking our usual small break! The sign up...2019-05-311h 42Friday Night Fanfiction (test feed)Season 8 Episode 16 – Old Fuckdog CookiesFanfics read: Touched By His Noodley Appendage (by winterwolf212)Barbie Q, the Grill Who Fell in Love with Christian Grey (by EuroCat)Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Simjan, GorejuiceSimjan and Gorejuice join us to finish reading about Harry Potter FSM and then a girl that pretends to be god in order to fuck a guy and get his lady to leave. First up, we finish Touched By His Noodley Appendage. It's just as weird of an ending as it was to begin with. Then, Simjan actually wrote the story we read! Barbie Q...2019-05-251h 55Friday Night Fanfiction (test feed)Season 8 Episode 15 – Military Training: How to Breathe with your ButtFanfics read: Pikapoon (by Rishi12345)Paula Deen's Salty Secret (by TimeyWimeyWizardStuff)The very secret diary of Haldir and others (by Nithwen)Touched By His Noodley Appendage (by winterwolf212)Readers: Stevo, Val, Logan, Shawn, Mirri, EpidehlMirri and Epidehl join us again for a nice variety selection of stories in this episode. We revisit the wonderful world of Pokémon fucking with Pikapoon. Then we get all buttery with Paula Deen's Salty Secret. Following that, we get very livejournal with a fanwritten addition to The very secret diaries featuring Haldir and a few others. Lasty, we s...2019-05-171h 44Nighthorse Media's Naked OpinionsEpisode 9 – The One, The Two, and The Five (Three, M’Lord!)In this episode, we tackle a number of questions that have been backlogged for a few months. We talk about super heroes, natural disasters, which mythical creatures we’d like to bang, what the airspeed velocity is of an unladded swallow, what drinks we prefer, and many more.
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Friday Night FanfictionSeason 8 Episode 2 – Warden, my erection got stuck again!Fanfics read:Devito Raider (by Brododile)Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, ShawnNYEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! It’s time for some hot Devito action! The fretful Nighthorse five tackle the hairy, balding, sweaty, short stature that should honestly have been the canon Lara Croft. Danny Devito stars in Devito Raider (by Brododile). Come along as we raid some ancient civilizations and complain about our parents!Thanks as always to our Patrons and fans!To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2019/02/07/season-8-episode-2-warden-my-erection-got-stuck-again/2019-02-081h 25Friday Night Fanfiction (test feed)Season 8 Episode 2 – Warden, my erection got stuck again!Fanfics read:Devito Raider (by Brododile)Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, ShawnNYEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! It's time for some hot Devito action! The fretful Nighthorse five tackle the hairy, balding, sweaty, short stature that should honestly have been the canon Lara Croft. Danny Devito stars in Devito Raider (by Brododile). Come along as we raid some ancient civilizations and complain about our parents!Thanks as always to our Patrons and fans!Direct Episode Download (right-click and save, please only use this is you are unable to download it from Soundcloud)Direct Episode Download (FL...2019-02-081h 25Nighthorse Media's Naked OpinionsEpisode 7 – Dave, They’re Not OystersIn this episode, we talk about nightmares, who we would kill/fuck/marry/spare, who we would change bodies with, our favorite obscure candies, and more. Also Stevo talks about his filmed circumcision. That’s not related to they oysters, though, thankfully.
If you have any questions or topics you’d like us to discuss, please visit our Google Form.To Subscribe, please add this RSS to your favorite podcast app:Nighthorse Media’s Naked Opinions2018-12-3044 minNighthorse Media's Naked OpinionsEpisode 6 – Beefu Cuhrunchu BurritoIn this episode, we talk about things. I’ll edit this later maybe when I remember what things we talked about. I think one of the questions was have you ever been caught doing something sexual? I dunno but this blueberry crumble is, like, super good dude. You should have a taste.
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Friday Night FanfictionSeason 7 Episode 1 - Salmonella on my dickFanfics read:The Adventures of Kurt Manlove (by OustSurfaceDisinfectant)Every Time That You Get Undressed (I Hear Symphonies In My Head) (by gunboots)Nintendo Land After Hours (by DeltaSmutSPD (Psyga315))Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, ShawnSORRY!SORRY!SORRY![chat disabled for 5 seconds]The boys and gal of Nighthorse are back after a very unrestful and unrelaxing non-break, due in no small part to finally getting the definitive version of our My Immortal reading completed! In fact, this is being posted on Stevo and Val's honeymoon! (Yes, it's over five years late, we know)We return to form with a new...2018-10-061h 27Friday Night Fanfiction (test feed)Season 7 Episode 1 – Salmonella on my dickFanfics read:The Adventures of Kurt Manlove (by OustSurfaceDisinfectant)Every Time That You Get Undressed (I Hear Symphonies In My Head) (by gunboots)Nintendo Land After Hours (by DeltaSmutSPD (Psyga315))Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, ShawnSORRY!SORRY!SORRY![chat disabled for 5 seconds]The boys and gal of Nighthorse are back after a very unrestful and unrelaxing non-break, due in no small part to finally getting the definitive version of our My Immortal reading completed! In fact, this is being posted on Stevo and Val's honeymoon! (Yes, it's over five years late, we know)We return to form with a new...2018-10-061h 27Nighthorse Media's Naked OpinionsEpisode 4 – One DollarIn the fourth episode of Naked Opinions, we discuss a multitude of topics ranging from our favorite movies, to classic movies we don’t really like, to whether or not David makes up movies in his head, and a few other non-movie related questions.
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Nighthorse Media's Naked Opinions2018-06-071h 03Nighthorse Media's Naked OpinionsSeason 1 – Wrinkle DakimakuraIn this the inaugural episode of Nighthorse Media’s Naked Opinions, we discuss why we’re doing a tangent podcast and then a whole bunch of other stuff. Dave goes on a rant about lootboxes, we discuss the history of Nighthorse Media as well as OverClocked After Dark and Friday Night Fanfiction, we talk about Asian food and Italian food, where we all grew up, and then a bunch of other shit that I just frankly don’t remember right now. Enjoy, and stay tuned for more!
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Sand Creek – KGNU NewsBen Nighthorse Campbell on the 150th Anniversary of Sand Creek MassacreU.S. Senator Ben Nighthorse Campbell sponsored the 1998 legislation to establish a Sand Creek Massacre National Historic Site. The site opened to the public in 2007. Senator […]2014-11-1900 min