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Two Parents Walk into a Bar41: That’s How Professional We AreIn this episode, we discuss the candid yet chaotic journey of parenthood and the lessons learned throughout the experience. Our conversation begins with humorous remarks about the missing episode number, and we seamlessly transition into a personal achievement as I share the excitement of passing another class in my education journey. The educational details offer a glimpse into my current academic life, emphasizing the balance between studies and personal commitments. We then dive into the realm of parenting, where I articulate the trials and errors of caring for various pets at home, particularly focusing on my goldfish, Tom. I...2025-05-291h 04Two Parents Walk into a Bar40: If You’re Not Vaccinated You Might Want To Think About ItThis episode discusses measles cases in Indiana, a child safety incident, and a Houston midwife's arrest. It includes parenting anecdotes, infant feeding strategies, and reflections on balancing mental health with parenting challenges.Be sure to follow us at instagram.com/TwoParentsPodcastEmail us with bonus/regular episode ideas at twoparentspodcast@gmail.com Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain, Produced by Noah Lynch, Marketing and Distribution by Ashley ChastainChapters0:06 Podcast Introduction2025-05-291h 13Two Parents Walk into a Bar39: Please Share Our PodcastThis episode shares the joys and challenges of parenting, featuring anecdotes about thehost's son Arlo, his rapid development, safety concerns, and the chaos of managing storms,while celebrating small joyful moments in the journey of parenthood.Be sure to follow us at instagram.com/TwoParentsPodcastEmail us with bonus/regular episode ideas at twoparentspodcast@gmail.com Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain, Produced by Noah Lynch, Marketing and Distribution by Ashley Chastain2025-04-2159 minTwo Parents Walk into a Bar37: Get A F*cking VaccineWe discuss Rhett's milestones, including rolling over and solid foods, while addressingvaccination importance and expert advice, blending personal experiences with broaderparenting issues.Be sure to follow us at instagram.com/TwoParentsPodcastEmail us with bonus/regular episode ideas at twoparentspodcast@gmail.com Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain, Produced by Noah Lynch, Marketing and Distribution by Ashley ChastainChapters0:16 Welcome Back1:05 Baby Updates2025-04-1257 minTwo Parents Walk into a Bar36: Just Trust ItBe sure to follow us at instagram.com/TwoParentsPodcastEmail us with bonus/regular episode ideas at twoparentspodcast@gmail.com Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain, Produced by Noah Lynch, Marketing and Distribution by Ashley Chastain2025-03-2454 minTwo Parents Walk into a Bar35: I’ve Been Struggling RecentlyCelebrating Ashley's birthday, the episode features Morgan and Rhett discussing parenting challenges, sleep training, breastfeeding, and the importance of community support in coping with loss.Be sure to follow us at instagram.com/TwoParentsPodcastEmail us with bonus/regular episode ideas at twoparentspodcast@gmail.com Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain, Produced by Noah Lynch, Marketing and Distribution by Ashley ChastainChapters1:16 Birthday Surprises and Special Guests2:25 Struggles with...2025-03-031h 11Two Parents Walk into a Bar34: I Said Don’t Pee On Me And He GiggledThis episode navigates the emotional challenges of parenting, highlighting milestones with Rett, sleep regressions, diaper frustrations, and practical tools, all celebrated throughlaughter and shared experiences.Be sure to follow us at instagram.com/TwoParentsPodcastEmail us with bonus/regular episode ideas at twoparentspodcast@gmail.com Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain, Produced by Noah Lynch, Marketing and Distribution by Ashley ChastainChapters0:03 Welcome Back, Parenting Chronicles13:49 Sleep Training Dilemmas2025-02-171h 07Two Parents Walk into a Bar33: Everybody’s Free-RangingIn this episode, we navigate the chaos of parenting with pets, sharing humorous tales ofdogs and farm animals, discussing milestones, workplace vulnerabilities, and the importance of community support in the parenting journey.Be sure to follow us at instagram.com/TwoParentsPodcastEmail us with bonus/regular episode ideas at twoparentspodcast@gmail.com Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain, Produced by Noah Lynch, Marketing and Distribution by Ashley ChastainChapters0:05 Welcome Back...2025-02-071h 19Two Parents Walk into a Bar*Bonus Episode* Chaotic Birth Story w/ Brittney ChastainIn this special bonus episode of *Two Parents Walk Into a Bar*, I’m joined by my sister Brittney to share my chaotic birth story filled with humor and unexpected moments. We discuss the emotional journey of being induced early due to gestational diabetes, Brittney’s panic-inducing family message, and the intense yet funny moments during labor. The arrival of my epidural brings relief, paving the way for laughter amidst the chaos of Arlo's birth. We also reflect on the postpartum experience, emphasizing that while support is essential, the focus should remain on the birthing person's jour...2025-02-0251 minTwo Parents Walk into a Bar32: Narrow Down What Actually Matters w/ Brittney ChastainHosts discuss solo parenting a two-month-old, sharing challenges with contact napping andnighttime routines. They provide tips for new families on feeding and sleep strategies whilecelebrating the chaotic rewards of parenthood.Be sure to follow us at instagram.com/TwoParentsPodcastEmail us with bonus/regular episode ideas at twoparentspodcast@gmail.com Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain, Produced by Noah Lynch, Marketing and Distribution by Ashley ChastainChapters2025-01-291h 20Two Parents Walk into a Bar31: If You Just Went To Sleep We Could Solve A Lot Of ProblemsIn this episode we discuss parenting newborn Rhett, covering sleep patterns, baby products, and the ironyof childhood views on naps. We explore sleep training, family outings, and tax prepchallenges, uncovering the joys and lessons of parenthood.Be sure to follow us at instagram.com/TwoParentsPodcastEmail us with bonus/regular episode ideas at twoparentspodcast@gmail.com Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain, Produced by Noah Lynch, Marketing and Distribution by Ashley Chastain2025-01-231h 12Two Parents Walk into a Bar30: We’re Not Reinventing The WheelThis episode explores the joys and challenges of parenting in winter, crafting planter boxes,and navigating feeding schedules for newborn Rhett, while sharing heartwarmingmilestones and humorous everyday stories.Be sure to follow us at instagram.com/TwoParentsPodcastEmail us with bonus/regular episode ideas at twoparentspodcast@gmail.com Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain, Produced by Noah Lynch, Marketing and Distribution by Ashley ChastainChapters0:27 Welcome...2025-01-151h 06Two Parents Walk into a Bar29: It’s The Pendulum SwingingOff the bat this episode has not a great audio quality and for that we are sorry. Next week we will be back in person, business as usual. This week we update you on the journey of Noah and Morgan as new parents and life with Arlo. 2025-01-081h 22Two Parents Walk into a Bar28: We Can Be Humans Again For Two HoursAshley and Noah share Noah’s new parent experiences with baby Rhett, discussingThanksgiving prep, nighttime routines, and combination feeding, while addressing parentalanxieties and finding humor in everyday challenges.Be sure to follow us at instagram.com/TwoParentsPodcastEmail us with bonus/regular episode ideas at twoparentspodcast@gmail.com Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain, Produced by Noah Lynch, Marketing and Distribution by Ashley ChastainCh...2024-12-311h 15Two Parents Walk into a Bar27: WE’RE BACCKKKKWe’re back!!! This episode Noah shares his and Morgan’s labor and delivery experience with baby Rhett, discussingunexpected challenges, a C-section, and postpartum adjustments, while offering practicaltips for new parents and highlighting the importance of support.Be sure to follow us at instagram.com/TwoParentsPodcastEmail us with bonus/regular episode ideas at twoparentspodcast@gmail.com Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain, Produced by Noah Lynch, Marketing and Distribution by Ashley Chastain2024-12-231h 33Two Parents Walk into a Bar26: The Dynamic This Turkey Is Bringing To ThanksgivingThis week Noah shares his experiences as a new parent preparing for his baby's arrival,discussing holiday mishaps, emotional stress, and the balance of work and family whilereflecting on childhood memories.Be sure to follow us at instagram.com/TwoParentsPodcastEmail us with bonus/regular episode ideas at twoparentspodcast@gmail.com Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain, Produced by Noah Lynch, Marketing and Distribution by Ashley ChastainChapters1:26 The...2024-12-041h 12Two Parents Walk into a Bar25: Goldfish Don’t Grow To The Size Of Their TankEpisode 25 delves into the rollercoaster of emotions as the hosts approach week 38 ofpregnancy. They discuss health updates, pre-eclampsia concerns, DIY home renovations,and the balance of excitement and chaos in preparing for their new arrival.Automatic ShownotesChapters0:06 Welcome to Two Parents Walk Into a Bar1:01 Countdown to Baby7:24 Doctor's Visit Insights9:35 The Pressure is On12:02 Preparing for Labor19:20 Colostrum and Nursing30:23 Kitchen Renovation Challenges38:27 A Family Affair with Jerky46:40 Faucet Troubles2024-11-1955 minTwo Parents Walk into a Bar24: I’d Rather Be Depressed With Chili Than Depressed WithoutAshley and Noah discuss the recent elections' impact on parenting, share insights on votertrends, critique the DNC's approach, and relate humorous parenting experiences amidstpolitical and societal changes.Be sure to follow us at instagram.com/TwoParentsPodcastEmail us with bonus/regular episode ideas at twoparentspodcast@gmail.com Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain, Produced by Noah Lynch, Marketing and Distribution by Ashley ChastainChapters0:08 One could argue I...2024-11-121h 03Two Parents Walk into a Bar23: I Did Embarrass Myself So BadWe discuss preparations for our new baby, share humorous parenting challenges, celebratebaby shower generosity, and connect our roles as parents to civic responsibility, all withlaughter and heartfelt reflections.Be sure to follow us at instagram.com/TwoParentsPodcastEmail us with bonus/regular episode ideas at twoparentspodcast@gmail.com Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain, Produced by Noah Lynch, Marketing and Distribution by Ashley ChastainChapters0:03 Welcome Back to...2024-11-011h 09Two Parents Walk into a Bar22: SweetangoIn this episode of Two Parents Walking to a Bar, we celebrate the chaos of Halloween preparations, sharing humorous stories about costume shopping and a quirky incident involving a local monkey named Kiki. The conversation shifts to food controversies, particularly the appeal of Honeycrispand Sweet Tango apples, before addressing serious issues of child safety related to onlinecommunication. We reflect on the challenges of parenthood and the importance of communitysupport, weaving together humor and critical insights into modern parenting experiences.Be sure to follow us at...2024-10-281h 06Two Parents Walk into a Bar21: Out of Control Emotional Support AnimalsThis week we humorously navigate impending fatherhood, discussing feeling his unborn child, local coffee culture, baby registries, grocery shopping chaos, and a quirky emotional support monkey incident.Be sure to follow us at instagram.com/TwoParentsPodcastEmail us with bonus/regular episode ideas at twoparentspodcast@gmail.com Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain, Produced by Noah Lynch, Marketing and Distribution by Ashley ChastainChapters0:06 Welcome Back to Two Parents Walking to a Bar2024-10-221h 02Two Parents Walk into a Bar20: Monday At The LatestThis episode explores parenting, social media, and personal stories, discussing TikToktrends, fantasy football, and the stress of modern parenthood, enriched by humorousanecdotes and reflections on life's complexities.Be sure to follow us at instagram.com/TwoParentsPodcastEmail us with bonus/regular episode ideas at twoparentspodcast@gmail.com Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain, Produced by Noah Lynch, Marketing and Distribution by Ashley Chastain Chapters0:00 Welcome Back to Episode 202024-10-151h 00Two Parents Walk into a Bar19: Twist EndingIn this episode of "Two Parents Walk Into A Bar," we tackle the challenges of remote recording and reflect on last week’s audio mishap. The discussion covers serious topics like the dangers of vaping and the importance of voter registration. We share a light-hearted bedtime story created by ChatGPT and debate "free-range" parenting in light of recent celebrity news. Amusing anecdotes highlight the comedy in parenting, while we also reflect on local tragedies and the need for community dialogue on violence. We conclude by celebrating personal victories and the balance of work and family life....2024-10-081h 14Two Parents Walk into a Bar18: Nine Weeks Left (working version)The host shares excitement about their upcoming baby, insights from prenatal classes, andhumorous reflections on discussions. Topics include labor techniques, parenting tips,evolving friendships, and the joy of family traditions.Be sure to follow us at instagram.com/TwoParentsPodcastEmail us with bonus/regular episode ideas at twoparentspodcast@gmail.com Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain, Produced by Noah Lynch, Marketing and Distribution by Ashley ChastainChapters0:00 Welcome to...2024-09-301h 01Two Parents Walk into a Bar*Bonus 4* What Were You So Wrong About?In this episode, "Two Parents Walk Into a Bar" humorously explores the gap betweenparenting expectations and reality, discussing misconceptions, evolving choices, and theimportance of support networks while embracing the journey with children.Be sure to follow us at instagram.com/TwoParentsPodcastEmail us with bonus/regular episode ideas at twoparentspodcast@gmail.com Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain, Produced by Noah Lynch, Marketing and Distribution by Ashley Chastain2024-09-241h 05Two Parents Walk into a Bar17: It’s a Little WeirdThis week Ashley and Noah discuss life being weird. We talk about awkward situations and deep dive into political topics, including abortion. Although this might be our most controversial episode yet, we hope you enjoy our candid takes. Be sure to follow us at instagram.com/TwoParentsPodcastEmail us with bonus/regular episode ideas at twoparentspodcast@gmail.com Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain, Produced by Noah Lynch, Marketing and Distribution by Ashley Chastain2024-09-201h 07Two Parents Walk into a Bar16: Tech Guy Is On VacationAfter overcoming tech problems and recording this episode twice we take a dive into Morgan’s glucose test, pregnancy challenges with kidney stones and Noah discovers toast. We also discuss what you Ashley brought to the hospital and what we think you should consider when packing your hospital bag. Be sure to follow us at instagram.com/TwoParentsPodcastEmail us with bonus/regular episode ideas at twoparentspodcast@gmail.com Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain, Produced by Noah Ly...2024-09-151h 08Two Parents Walk into a Bar15: The ChastaniacsThis episode discusses healthcare challenges, setting health boundaries for children, and gun safety after a recent tragedy, blending serious topics with humor about parenting complexities and responsibilities.Be sure to follow us at instagram.com/TwoParentsPodcastEmail us with bonus/regular episode ideas at twoparentspodcast@gmail.com Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain, Produced by Noah Lynch, Marketing and Distribution by Ashley ChastainChapters0:00 Doctor Drama and Departure 4:05 Doctor Disappointment5:18...2024-09-101h 05Two Parents Walk into a Bar14: Just Going in; Fire and BrimstoneThis episode explores toddlerhood and pregnancy challenges through humorous anecdotes, emphasizing the importance of professional advice over social media while reflecting on family dynamics and the joys of parenting.Automatic Shownotes Chapters0:00 WelcometoEpisode14 0:36 Arlo'sMilkMystery 3:07 OfflineConversations 4:31 TikTokBirthAdvice14:56 TheInfluenceofSocialMedia 16:05 PregnancyUpdates24:09 ConnectingwiththeBaby29:15 NavigatingIronSupplements 44:26 JobChangesandChallenges 56:46 LifeUpdatesandMovingStruggles2024-09-0259 minTwo Parents Walk into a Bar13: Officially Pumpkin Spice SeasonIn this episode, Two Parents Walking About welcomes fall with family stories, contrasts social media and medical advice on nutrition, and shares humorous anecdotes on the joys and challenges of parenting toddlers. Chapters0:00 WelcometoPumpkinSpiceSeason 1:48 TheBirthdayDilemma7:42 Jimbo’sZooAdventure15:17 DairyFarmingInsights 20:42 TheDoctorsKnowBetter 24:53 PreparingforBirth31:32 AnatomyScanRevelations 42:00 GlucoseTestAhead56:40 LifeUpdatesandMovingChaos2024-08-2559 minTwo Parents Walk into a Bar12: PepperonchiniThis week we explore parenting chaos, from new purchases and TikTok trends to anatomy scans and baby showers, sharing humorous insights on sleep gear, gift-giving, and relatable parenthood experiences.Be sure to follow us at instagram.com/TwoParentsPodcastEmail us with bonus/regular episode ideas at twoparentspodcast@gmail.com Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain, Produced by Noah Lynch, Marketing and Distribution by Ashley ChastainChapters0:00 Welcome Back !0:52 Morgan's Corrections 4:10...2024-08-1757 minTwo Parents Walk into a Bar11: Bodybuilders and FreaksHappy world breastfeeding week and month!! This week we are discussing breastfeeding challenges, pump preference, lactation consultants' role, milk supply tips. We also discuss Ashley’s week and Noah’s first vegetable from his garden!!Chapters0:00 WelcometoTwoParentsWalkingtoaBar0:42 TheNameDilemma:Robbie,Bobby,orRobert? 4:52 GardeningWoesandTomatoTroubles8:06 WorldBreastfeedingWeekandBreastfeedingMyths10:00 TheImportanceofFedisBest13:39 TheStigmaAroundBreastfeedingvs.FormulaFeeding 17:19 TheIntricaciesofBreastMilkandPumping20:08 TheStrugglesofBreastfeedingandLatchingIssues 25:21 TheImpactofTongueandLipTiesonBreastfeeding 26:15 TheTongueandLipTieReleaseExperience29:49 TheFrustrationsofUsingNippleShields31:39 BreastfeedingChallengesandSolutions34:35 LegalitiesandComfortofBreastfeedinginPublic36:20 EnsuringBaby'sNutritionalIntake38:58 BenefitsofSupplementingBreastfeedingwithFormula 42:12 PumpingTipsandIncreasingMilkSupply43:58 FoodstoBoostMilkSupply47:51 UnexpectedCarTroublesandStrandedataGasStation 53:09 WaitingforaTowTruckandUnexpectedDelays56:04 ADaySpentattheGasStationandJuicyAppleJuice2024-08-101h 02Two Parents Walk into a Bar*Bonus Episode* Noah and Morgan Origin StoryThis week Morgan joins Noah for a very special bonus episode where Morgan and Noah deep dive into their origin story. They explore their journey from coworkers to engaged partners bonded by motorcycles & cats. Their story emphasizes communication, support, shared interests, and resilience in love.
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Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain, Produced by Noah Lynch, Marketing and Distribution by Ashley Chastain
Chapters
0:00 Introduction
1:16 PregnancyUpdates
2:45 ThoughtsonRidingMotorcycles
7:54 OriginStory:FirstMeeting
11:25 UnexpectedRideHome
15:21 GettingtoKnowEachOther
16:40 TransitiontoLeadRole
17:36 TransitiontoLeadRoleCont.
20:03 TrainingNewHires
23:09 FirstMove:CherryCokeZero
24:48 TransitiontoLivingTogether
30:10 DefiningtheRelationship
33:19 MovinginTogether
39:43...2024-08-031h 20Two Parents Walk into a Bar10: Just Winging it With the Grace of a Toddler on Roller SkatesThis week Ashley and Noah talk child pageants, dentists, and TikTok drama. We deep dive into children on social media and the new 2024 Paris Olympics nursery.
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Chapters
0:00 Introduction
1:37 Morgan'sCorrectionandParenthoodReflections
1:59 ControversyoverKids'Competitions
24:28 BallerinaFarmDramaandTikTokAddiction
28:24 DentistVisitPSA2024-08-021h 03Two Parents Walk into a Bar9. Two Parents Six CatsThis week Ashley and Noah start by overcoming some serious technical difficulties. Noah used ChatGPT to address tardiness and it’s anatomy scan week!!! They talk about a nursery update, registry items, and dive into thoughts about having a boy. They also discuss cats (as always) and why we are in the bar!
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0:00 Technical Difficulties and Podcast Start
0:55 Court Sentencing and Pu...2024-07-271h 00Two Parents Walk into a Bar8. Cleaning and TragedyThis week Ashley and Noah talk about cats, dishes and, as always, Morgan’s corrections. They also discuss some tragic stories in the news and give a sneak peek on upcoming episodes.
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Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain, Produced by Noah Lynch, Marketing and Distribution by Ashley Chastain
0:00 intro & housekeeping
1:17 Morgan’s corrections
1:34 Best sushi around town
3:18 Embarrassing deliveries
3:52 Entering the nesting phase
4:09 Vacuum thoughts
7:23 Cats vs dogs
9:12 The Cat Battle
14:27 Cats love to be little shits
16:16 Why...2024-07-2054 minTwo Parents Walk into a Bar*Bonus Episode* Our AI ParentIn this bonus episode Noah and Ashley ask AI how to care for a baby and rate their favorite responses.
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Chapters
0:00 Getting Comfortable
1:13 The AI Producer
5:51 AI in Art
8:08 Water Consumption Guidelines for Babies
9:41 Water...2024-07-1356 minTwo Parents Walk into a Bar7. Officially 20 Weeks!This week Ashley and Noah reflect on the last 20 weeks of Morgan's pregnancy and discuss "Noah's Survival Guide: Tips for Having a Pregnant Partner". They discuss pregnancy in pop culture and really, really bad partners.
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Chapters
0:00 Gypsy Rose Blanchard and the Hulu Documentary2024-07-1255 minTwo Parents Walk into a Bar*Bonus Episode 1* Origin StoryWelcome to the first ever bonus episode! Ashley and Noah are so excited to bring you extra content and take you on the journey of their friendship. From volunteering for a work experiment to best friends through joys of diversity, podcast success, candid conversations, and shared storytelling commitment, showcasing enduring friendship.
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Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain, Produced by Noah Lynch, Marketing...2024-07-061h 20Two Parents Walk into a Bar6. Once Again, What I Said is Not RealThis week Ashley and Noah discuss how many baby clothes is too many, reveal Noah and Morgan’s baby name, and when people really should stop talking. Be sure to follow us at instagram.com/TwoParentsPodcast
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Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain, Produced by Noah Lynch, Marketing and Distribution by Ashley Chastain
Chapters
0:00 Introduction
1:24 Bonus Episode Announcement
13:27 Housekeeping
15:37 How much is too much?
19:50 Buying vs. Washing Socks
22:04 Naming Reveal
26:26 People Will Say Anything
27:27 Baby Name Reactions
28:07 Pressure to Marry
28:47 Name Critics
30:10 Name Controversy Continues
33:41 Having Kids at...2024-07-0556 minTwo Parents Walk into a Bar5: Families Are Real. Breeders Are Not. (Hot Take)"Two Parents Walk Into A Bar" podcast hosts Noah and Ashley discuss parenthood's ethics, “breeders”, litter boxes and Morgan’s latest pregnancy updates while offering relatable insights for navigating raising children.
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Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain, Produced by Noah Lynch, Marketing by Ashley Chastain
0:00 Introduction
0:54 Morgan's Corrections: babies and water 4:04 Pediatricians and SippyCups
7:26 Litter Box Duties
9:58 Life changing litter revelations
13:06 Antinatalism: Reddit Posts Debrief
32:50 Pregnancy Update
34:48 Enjoying the Simple Things
37:44 Feeling the Baby's Movements
41:23 Arlo's Diaper Disposal Adventures
44:03 Milestones and Developmental Leaps
46:04 Judging Month Parents
47:54 Why We’re in the Bar
51:5...2024-06-3056 minTwo Parents Walk into a Bar4: I Don’t Feel Any Responsibility to the Human RaceThis week Noah recaps his gender reveal and tells us his baby’s gender. We have some small technical difficulties and talk about how much we love shopping (what’s new). We also talk about the scary things about being parents, colicky babies, and sleep training. Be sure to follow us at instagram.com/TwoParentsPod
0:18 Intro(ish)
1:10 It’s a ????!!!
2:27 Morgan’s Corrections
3:40 Do doctors even look at their charts?
5:20 Do you swallow gum?
7:00 Appointments take 30 seconds
8:00 Gender Reveal update
13:26 Shopping!!
17:23 Facebook Marketplace
18:20 Mason Jar scandal
22:01 Why is lead in everything?
24:38 Gripe water thoughts
26:44 What is a colicky baby?
27:14 Is there mo...2024-06-2353 minTwo Parents Walk into a Bar3: 3 Words: It is ??In this weeks episode Ashley and Noah discuss his gender reveal party, shopping online, grilling, Father’s Day, and their current thoughts on being a stay at home parent. Plus, Ashley gives her guess on Noah’s gender reveal!
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Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain, Produced by Noah Lynch
0:00: Introduction
0:40: We’re talking about a gender reveal
3:30: Thoughts Noah’s received on gender reveals
6:07: Early Test Options
7:18: Noah’s gender reveal plans
8:00: Morgan’s clients guesses
9:43: Ashley’s talks about her experience finding out the gender of Arlo
14:30: Online Shopping
19:44: Noah and Morgan’s g...2024-06-1455 minTwo Parents Walk into a Bar2: You Don’t Get to Stop Being a Parent Because Something HappensGrieving with a baby and a gender reveal2024-06-0745 minTwo Parents Walk into a Bar1: Public DiaryWelcome to our first episode where we introduce ourselves (kinda) and talk about first trimester experiences2024-06-0739 min