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Your Spiritual Besties029: July Oracle | Embracing Balance and Cultivating Unconditional JoyHey Besties, welcome to another soul-nourishing episode of your spiritual besties podcast. In this conversation we embark on a journey guided by our intuitive abilities. Join us as we connect with the energy of July, opening ourselves to its profound wisdom and messages. The Messaging: Surrendering to the stillness, Rashida found herself attuned to the whispers of her guide, Noirre, who gently reminded her of the art of finding equilibrium in life. Lauren and Rashida explore the gentle dance of balancing the scales, navigating resistance, and discovering the softness that lies within our purpose.
2023-07-0546 min
Creepy Kids RadioEP 022: ...SHIT WAS A MOVIE, BRO.On this episode of Creepy Kids Radio, I celebrate the release of "Best Friend" by slamming 24oz Tacate's and reading some of my most unhinged movie reviews. Why? I think I tried to convince you all that it's a clever connection to me filming a (no budget) music video, but I really think that I just wanted to pop off online and needed an alibi. I also talk about seeing "The Northman" and explore what it means to be a "man". And then, yes... read more reviews. BUT: There is most definitely unreleased Noirre s...
2022-05-021h 04Creepy Kids RadioEP 021: THE SLAP HEARD 'ROUND THE WORLD (Side B)On this episode of Creepy Kids Radio, I continue the thread of insanity from last weeks tirade about the "Will Smith Slap" and expand upon one more thoroughly unhinged conspiracy around the strange Oscars scandal. But, really I just quickly (and very fucking loosely) connect a weirdo theory to the slap incident as a way to offload my psychosis upon all of you and preach about multidimensional sludge. Maybe it'll be fun for you too! Who knows? We're living in a fucking infinite pool of reality my friends. You might just be living in a little slice of the...
2022-04-2155 minCreepy Kids RadioEP 020: THE SLAP HEARD ‘ROUND THE WORLD (Side A)On this episode of Creepy Kids Radio, I dive deep into conspiracies surrounding “The Will Smith Slap” and end up uncovering ties to a little known investment, a possible elite-class shaming ritual taking place right before our eyes and even go as far as linking the incident to a possible multidimensional theory. This is the first of a two part episode, so check back next week for the rest of this truly psychotic junk-info dig!CHAPTERS:@8:55 - "Will Smith, Ayahuasca and a Broken Heart"@22:50 - "Jada's Nu-Metal Band live on Lett...
2022-04-141h 05Creepy Kids RadioEP 020: TV PARTY VOL. 3 ft. The Usual HauntsOn this episode of Creepy Kids Radio I subject The Usual Haunts to pure flagellation in the form of a “TV Party”. We’re back in business with another low-brow serving of one of the dumbest audio format segments known to exist and this time with a little help from some very good pals of mine! The Usual Haunts are a jam band but today they’re my little play things and we waste no time getting nasty.
Sit back. Relax. Enjoy what it feels like to have friends who are actually funny and / or...
2021-11-181h 13Creepy Kids RadioEP 019: TREEHOUSE OF HORRORS VOL. 1On this episode of Creepy Kids Radio, we introduce the podcast's first ever Halloween special: TREEHOUSE OF HORRORS! It's a parody of a parody inside of multiple other dumber parodies as I sample and spoof well known movies, TV shows and online content to tell you spoOoOoOky, SCARY, semi-true fables. This is some truly low-brow shit for you all to just come home from your (surely disappointing) holiday parties and listen to while you spin out in your beds, cold sweating through what is most certainly alcohol poisoning. But, stay calm. Just keep those fucking Air Pods in your...
2021-11-011h 01Creepy Kids RadioEP 018: GUZZLE 'N GULP VOL. 2On this episode of Creepy Kids Radio, I craft a hearty Autumn Beef Stew with an Apple Cider based Rum Punch for this second edition of GUZZLE 'N GULP. The perfect type of meal to soak up dangerous levels of Jose Cuervo after drunkenly wiggling around at a Phish show, the night prior. This one's a slow burn and honestly more of a vibe than a riff home run derby like most weeks >;) hehehe so just sit back and catch it, dummy!!!Tracklist:1. Bill Ev...
2021-10-221h 17Creepy Kids RadioEP 017: FEDORA WEARING ATHEIST GUYOn this episode of Creepy Kids Radio, I prove that I am 100% the "Fedora Wearing Atheist Guy". But, crankier and more jaded. I also spend my day off from being an elderly person's caretaker (aka a keeper of the crypt) by attempting to be sober for more than an hour, failing, and then getting way too high and answering all of your online questions. Fun.. right? Idk. It was a weird week. This one's strange and sour and sometimes sweet!Tracklist:1. Los Dos Grandes De La Sierra - Cruz D...
2021-10-081h 11Creepy Kids RadioEP 016: TURNSTILE POOP CONSPIRACY ft. "The Turnstile Pooper" (*EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW)On this episode of Creepy Kids Radio, it's a classic " who done it" standoff. Who pooped at the Turnstile show? Was it an inside job? Have I actually just been the (now-famed) pooper this hole time? I mean... whole time. Find out on this exclusive poop conspiracy deep dive. Furthermore, I reminisce over the life changing event and admire the Hardcore scene while attempting to convince naysayers of the poop's undeniable force for good. I draw parallels between the Turnstile fecal fiasco and the (un-ironic, but ironic) fun had by all at a Grateful De...
2021-09-1950 min
Creepy Kids RadioEP 015: GUZZLE 'N GULP VOL. 1On this episode of Creepy Kids Radio, I introduce a brand new segment: "GUZZLE 'N GULP"! Each installment will be a (drunken and stoned, but, ultimately very utilitarian) guide to building a seasonal meal and pairing cocktail (or beer, wine / spirit). This is my chance to prove to you idiots that I do actually know about cool, smart-people things too. Bougie things. You know what the fuck I'm saying? I'm talking about things other than just weed strains and fuckin Death Grips factoids. Things other than just ass & titties. Fuckin TikTok kids and Jeff Bezos's space-dick joyride. Im...
2021-08-051h 10Creepy Kids RadioEP 014: PACSUN SNEAKY LINKOn this episode of Creepy Kids Radio, I fall right into a retail hell rabbit hole. We're talking everything PacSun today as I reminisce over my first ever job being a grade A fuck boy. God damnit, I never had a chance. It was always gunna be "millennial pink" and "indie pop" for me... huh? Fuck. Tracklist: 1. Washed Out - Feel It All Around2. Drake - Hotline Bling (Instrumental) 3. Malo - Sauvecito 4. Tom Jones - It's Not Unusual5. Jamiroquai - You Give Me Something6. Yacht - Psyc...
2021-07-251h 01Creepy Kids RadioEP 013: HAPPY ENDINGS :)On this episode of Creepy Kids Radio, I get horny. No, like... really fucking horny. Like, fuck. I'm fucking like in heat right now I'm so horny. Is it the "Real Housewives of Bel Air", The Casamigos Blanco Tequila that's in my system or is it really just you looking fine as all fucking HELL in that god damn little get-up all about to get literally eaten the fuck up and shit... *licks lips ... fucking delicious right about now. Bet you all thought that I'd be on my weirdo pandemic depression celibacy bullshit forever. Huh? Think again... Tra...
2021-06-2449 minCreepy Kids RadioEP 012: SUMMER BUMMER '21 ft. The Usual HauntsOn this episode of Creepy Kids Radio, I'm joined by The Usual Haunts for a classic puff puff scenario. We talk about nothing important in the slightest and have fun to the fullest. Will you? I also open up this episode by giving a brief oral history of the band. Listen in for such chapters as: - Grateful Dead Goo-Balls - "Spirit House" - XO Tour Life ...OH! and, fuck. Also: - my neighbor setting fire to a literal hoard pile (as seen on TLC's Hoarders) in the middle of the night. ... I wish that I was kidding. Hope y...
2021-05-301h 18Creepy Kids RadioEP 011: FULL SEND PSYCHOLOGY ft. “Mikayla” (aka My Girlfriend)On this episode of Creepy Kids Radio, I’m joined by my sexy, bad ass and absolutely hilarious partner in crime / partner in life “Mikayla” to recount a night out drinking tequila with some college bros and babes in an attempt to understand the Full Send psychology. We also examine my unemployment, receding hairline and anxiety disorder (in a fun way). We even end up dodging gunshots at our new house while attempting to explain the recent move. This episode is best consumed after two or three margaritas, alongside somebody that you love dearly... Idk. Do what you will friend...
2021-05-171h 01Creepy Kids RadioEP 010: TV PARTY VOL. 2On this episode of Creepy Kids Radio, things come straight off the fuckin rails as I... well.. uh, I guess, live through a good bit of trauma into a microphone while fueled up like a 747 on drugs and alcohol (who could blame me, though). Oh yeah, and it's another "TV Party" so you know we're watching cultured content such as "Killer Clowns from Outer Space", a livestream of someone playing "Dance Dance Revolution", and even an episode of Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie's hit reality TV series, "The Simple Life". I don't really know what else to say about...
2021-05-1054 min
The Joys of Binge ReadingJ. T. Ellison – Gothic Spine ChillerJ T Ellison has sold millions of psychological thrillers all round the world in nearly 30 countries. Her latest book, Her Dark Lies, is a Gothic spine chiller featuring international billionaires and a mysterious first wife. Does that sound familiar? It should do because it’s a re-telling of Daphne du Maurier’s classic page-turner, Rebecca.
Hi there, I’m your host Jenny Wheeler and in Binge Reading today J.T. talks about writing Her Dark Lies, about the Nashville thriller series with homicide detective Taylor Jackson that made her name, and co-hosting an Emmy Award-winning books podcast.
Six things you’ll learn...
2021-04-0540 minCreepy Kids RadioEP 009: WOKEUPLIKETHIS*On this episode of Creepy Kids Radio, I’m up before the sun for A-VERY-RARE morning edition of the pod. I drink wayYy too much Yerba Mate™️ & go directly into a sleep deprived & wax induced Indie Pop “confessional”. That’s right. Everything’s on the table today as I lay my guts right the fuck out in front of you all. Eat from me... Drink from me... Get me while I’m (kinda) hot!
2021-02-1639 minCreepy Kids RadioEP 008: KLUB KHAOSOn this episode of Creepy Kids Radio, my clone interrupts the pod and forces me to divulge some deep dark information. I also talk through why I finally joined TikTok (the “Wave House” in particular), I go into a rant about MagCon and end up reminiscing over memories of KLUB KHAOS: The World’s Premier Under 18 Nightclub.
2021-01-3132 minCreepy Kids RadioEP 007: AXE-SCENTED-COUP™(Recorded on January 6, 2020) On this episode of Creepy Kids Radio, I dissect the MAGA coup and try to understand the implications of an Axe Body Spray being at the scene of the crime. Why was it there? Who paid for the placement? ... Was "Q" correct? Also, we bring in the new year by celebrating the fact that we're all "2020 Survivors" while pondering what life after the pandemic might look like. Hmm!
2021-01-1830 minCreepy Kids RadioEP 006: TV PARTY VOL. 1(Recorded on October 31, 2020) On this episode of Creepy Kids Radio, I kick off the pod's fist ever "TV Party", the mini-series where I... watch TV. Listen to this if hearing clips of Rob Zombie's 2003 Gore-Bang-Murder-Fest, "House of 1,000 Corpses, while I cough is your thing and/or sounds cool to you. Also, I skim through an unknown WWE match and an infomercial for a "Wicked Whoopy" after spiraling into a bout of deep self-loathing that sloOowly but surely leads into a God-like level of drunken self-discovery. This one is a lot and I understand if this is the end of...
2020-11-0433 minCreepy Kids RadioEP 005: C******** MARIO CARTOn this episode of Creepy Kids Radio, I survive a game of “C******** Mario Cart", explore the Bad Neighbors page on Facebook and hunt down pedophile gym teachers. I also react to Ben Shapiro's cover of WAP, make bad jokes about the California wildfires and I maybe, just MAYBE, shove an entire Travis Scott cheeseburger meal up my own ass... Maybe. Enjoy this week's cringe!
2020-09-2927 minCreepy Kids RadioEP 004: AMERICAN IDIOTOn this episode of Creepy Kids Radio, I announce my upcoming album "Banana Land" as well as propose even more excuses as to why it's not already out. I open up an unsolicited package from China, become the Joker and even find time to start up a Rock & Roll beef with Grammy Award winning band, Green Day (... and quite possibly the entire "Radical Right"). // OUTRO SONG: "Weak Die First" by Sunami // BUY IT HERE: https://sunami408.bandcamp.com/track/weak-die-first
2020-08-1428 minCreepy Kids RadioEP 003: HERE, PIGGY PIGGY!On this episode of Creepy Kids Radio, I address the recent murder of George Floyd as well as propose legislation in favor of d*sing donuts for police consumption (?). I also point out the many benefits of moving in to an "over 55" community, offer a deep dive into Doomer psychology, and even come clean as to why I lost my (sort-of-lucrative) CD distribution deal in 2016 (quite possibly resulting in a passionate distain for my own album Nostalgia, sparking a three year downward spiral and eventually leading to the record's quiet removal off of all streaming platforms). Happy apocalypse, y'all!
2020-06-2629 minCreepy Kids RadioEP 002: DING DONG! NOIRRE IS DEAD... (Not Clickbait?)On this episode of Creepy Kids Radio, I premier an unreleased song called, "Nights Like This...". We also explore the many upsides to an "endless summer", why Papa Murphy's Pizza might just be 100% responsible for my stress induced Eczema and, I even wrap up the show by DYING? Tune in to find out!
2020-05-3122 min
Creepy Kids RadioEP 001: (666) THE-CALLOn this episode of Creepy Kids Radio, I discuss "TikTok Kids", eating your neighbors (FOR FUN?) & why music sucks now more than ever.
2020-05-1829 min