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Survival ModeS16 Ep52 [From Vision to Reality] A Recap of Episodes 37-48 about Entrepreneurship and Starting Your Business with Survival ModeShow Notes: Survival Mode Episode 52
· Hosts: Bert Robinson, Kevin Beers, Michael Grant Jr.
· Theme: Covering the final three steps of the business success roadmap.
· Introduction to step ten: Trust but Verify.
· Discussion on the importance of verifying business models for successful launches.
· Explanation of "trust but verify" concept, emphasizing the need to ensure accuracy and reliability.
· Real-life examples shared by hosts to illustrate the significance of verification in business operations.
· Introduction to step eleven: Establishing the Extended Marketing Team.
· Importance of locking in supporters and affiliates to promote business.
· ...2024-04-2512 minSurvival ModeS16 Ep51 [From Vision to Reality] A Recap of Episodes 25-36 about Entrepreneurship and Starting Your Business with Survival ModeShow Notes: Survival Mode Episode 51
· Hosts: Bert Robinson, Kevin Beers, Michael Grant Jr.
· Theme: Recapping steps seven to nine of the business success roadmap.
· Introduction to step seven: Preparing for your target market.
· Focus on market research, analysis, and development for effective planning.
· Discussion on the importance of identifying the actual target market through research and analysis.
· Kevin emphasizes the significance of defining the target market for strategic marketing approaches.
· Introduction to step eight: Establishing the Coming Soon campaign.
· Planning, preparing, and positioning for the business launch highlighted.
· Kev...2024-04-2412 minSurvival ModeS16 Ep50 [From Vision to Reality] A Recap of Episodes 13-24 about Entrepreneurship and Starting Your Business with Survival ModeShow Notes: Survival Mode Episode 50
· Hosts: Bert Robinson, Kevin Beers, Michael Grant Jr.
· Theme: Delving into steps four to six of the business success roadmap.
· Recap of previous steps and introduction to step four: Registrations and Accounts.
· Discussion on the significance of making the business legally compliant.
· Michael emphasizes the importance of positioning the business for success through proper registrations and account setup.
· Kevin stresses the need for organization and progress tracking in managing registrations and accounts.
· Introduction to step five: Establishing and building business credibility.
· Exploration of t...2024-04-2312 minSurvival ModeS16 Ep49 [From Vision to Reality] A Recap of Episodes 1-12 about Entrepreneurship and Starting Your Business with Survival ModeShow Notes: Survival Mode Episode 49
Introduction:
· Hosts: Bert Robinson, Kevin Beers, Michael Grant Jr.
· Theme: Reflecting on the 12 steps of business success.
· Celebration of completing the 12-step journey to business success.
· Decision to forego usual news segment in favor of recapping the steps.
· Discussion on the importance of vision in shaping a business's trajectory.
· Michael and Kevin share insights on developing a compelling vision and its impact on business planning.
· Transition to the second step: research and development.
· Michael explains the process of translating vision i...2024-04-2212 minSurvival ModeS16 Ep48 [Entrepreneurship Unleashed] The Art of Serving and Succeeding in BusinessShow Notes: Survival Mode Episode 48
· Hosts: Bert Robinson, Kevin Beers, Michael Grant Jr.
· Theme: Providing a roadmap for business success, catering to entrepreneurs at all stages.
· Discussion on the significance of opening doors and serving customers.
· Emphasis on providing value through education, engagement, and sometimes entertainment.
· Kevin highlights the importance of context-specific approaches in different industries.
· Debate on the weight of education, engagement, and entertainment in business interactions.
· Examples of successful incorporation of all three elements, tailored to specific industries.
· Michael emphasizes the value of providing information that adds value to custome...2024-04-2112 minSurvival ModeS16 Ep47 [Epic Entrepreneurship] Unleashing the Power of Marketing for Your Official Launch DateShow Notes: Survival Mode Episode 47
· Hosts: Bert Robinson, Kevin Beers, Michael Grant Jr.
· Show theme: Providing practical advice and strategies for business success.
· Introduction to Step 12: Establishing Launch Date and Advertising.
· Discussion on the importance of setting achievable launch dates.
· Caution against relying on external factors like permits or contractors.
· Examples of unexpected delays and their impact on business operations.
· Emphasis on taking responsibility and proactively planning for contingencies.
· Insights into the challenges of marketing and advertising around uncertain launch dates.
· Importance of coordinating marketing efforts with the lau...2024-04-2012 minSurvival ModeS16 Ep46 [Entrepreneurial Excellence] Crafting a Compelling Launch Discount or Loyalty PerkShow Notes: Survival Mode Episode 46
· Hosts: Bert Robinson, Kevin Beers, Michael Grant Jr.
· Show theme: Providing practical advice and strategies for business success.
· Introduction to Step 12: Establishing Loyalty Perks and Launch Discounts.
· Analogy of birthing a business and the excitement of opening day.
· Discussion on the significance of launching a business and realizing its potential.
· Introduction to the importance of establishing loyalty perks and launch discounts.
· Discussion on the importance of offering loyalty perks to attract and retain customers.
· Examples of loyalty programs such as buy-one-get-one offers and loyalty cards.
2024-04-1912 minSurvival ModeS16 Ep45 [Driving Success] Activating and Evaluating Your Extended Entrepreneurial Marketing TeamShow Notes: Survival Mode Episode 45
· Hosts: Bert Robinson, Kevin Beers, Michael Grant Jr.
· Show theme: Providing practical advice and strategies for business success.
· Introduction to Step 12: Launching Your Business.
· Introduction to Step 12: Picking a supporting launch date.
· Discussion on leveraging community events and holidays for a successful launch.
· Importance of planning and preparation for a successful business opening.
· Discussion on the significance of selecting an optimal launch date to maximize traffic and momentum.
· Strategies for aligning the launch date with national holidays or community events.
· Importance of reverse engi...2024-04-1812 minSurvival ModeS16 Ep44 [Driving Success] Activating and Evaluating Your Extended Entrepreneurial Marketing TeamShow Notes: Survival Mode Episode 44
· Hosts: Bert Robinson, Kevin Beers, Michael Grant Jr.
· Show theme: Providing actionable strategies for business success.
· Introduction to Step 11 continuation: Activating and Evaluating Your Extended Marketing Team.
· Importance of managing, measuring, and monitoring the efforts of marketing agents.
· Kevin discusses methods for measuring affiliate effectiveness, emphasizing individualized approaches and probation periods.
· Michael suggests establishing quotas and documenting performance for evaluation.
· Discussion on the importance of budgeting for incentives and optimizing the incentive structure.
· Emphasis on leveraging viral activity within budget constraints to generate momentum and revenu...2024-04-1712 minSurvival ModeS16 Ep43 [Sealing Success] Crafting Clear Deliverables in Entrepreneurial Marketing AgreementsShow Notes: Survival Mode Episode 43
· Hosts: Bert Robinson, Kevin Beers, Michael Grant Jr.
· Show theme: Providing a step-by-step roadmap for business success.
· Introduction to Step 11 continuation: Establishing Clear Deliverables in Contractual Agreements.
· Introduction to the importance of establishing contractual agreements with clear deliverables.
· Emphasis on the need for mutually exclusive and mutually beneficial relationships.
· Example of setting clear deliverables for brand ambassadors with specific requirements for incentives.
· Discussion on various examples and applications of clear deliverables in different industries.
· Kevin highlights the importance of tailoring incentives to fit specific businesses and am...2024-04-1612 minSurvival ModeS16 Ep42 [Strategic Alliances] Identifying Potential Supporters & Affiliates for Entrepreneurial GrowthShow Notes: Survival Mode Episode 42
· Hosts: Bert Robinson, Kevin Beers, Michael Grant Jr.
· Show theme: Providing a step-by-step roadmap for business success.
· Introduction to Step 11 of the roadmap: Locking in Supporters and Establishing an Extended Marketing Team.
· Discussion on the significance of marketing and locking in supporters for business growth.
· Humorous banter about incentives, with Bert and Kevin jokingly requesting steak and lobster.
· Focus on marketing incentive structures and their role in attracting supporters and affiliates.
· Explanation of potential supporters and affiliates as individuals or organizations that can bring attention and aware...2024-04-1512 minSurvival ModeS16 Ep41 [Empowering Entrepreneurial Growth] Building an Effective Marketing Incentive StructureShow Notes: Survival Mode Episode 41
· Hosts: Bert Robinson, Kevin Beers, Michael Grant Jr.
· Show theme: Providing a step-by-step roadmap for business success.
· Introduction to Step 11 of the roadmap: Locking in Supporters and Establishing an Extended Marketing Team.
· Michael elaborates on establishing a marketing incentive structure to leverage influencers and supporters.
· Example provided of incentivizing Brand Ambassadors to bring in customers to a restaurant.
· Discussion on aligning incentives with the preferences and interests of supporters.
· Importance of affordability and tracking mechanisms to ensure return on investment.
· Recommendation to document agree...2024-04-1412 minSurvival ModeS16 Ep40 [Cracking the Code to Entrepreneurial Success] Crafting a Strategic and Consistent Advertising & Marketing CampaignShow Notes: Survival Mode Episode 40
· Hosts: Bert Robinson, Kevin Beers, Michael Grant Jr.
· Show theme: Providing a step-by-step roadmap for business success.
· Introduction to Step 10 of the roadmap: Verifying Advertising and Marketing Campaigns.
· Kevin explains the progression of advertising campaigns, starting from the Coming Soon phase to the Launch Party and now the official launch.
· Emphasis on the importance of testing and verifying the effectiveness of advertising materials before launching.
· Discussion on the significance of gathering feedback and emotional responses from potential customers.
· Kevin elaborates on the importance of collecting and analyzing...2024-04-1312 minSurvival ModeS16 Ep39 [Entrepreneurial Success Blueprint] Navigating Regulations and Empowering Your Team with EducationShow Notes: Survival Mode Episode 39
· Hosts: Bert Robinson, Kevin Beers, Michael Grant Jr.
· Show theme: Providing a step-by-step roadmap for business success.
· Introduction to Step 10 of the roadmap: Verifying Education and Training.
· Discussion on the importance of verifying education and training within the operational structure.
· Emphasis on ensuring owners and personnel are adequately trained in all aspects of business operations.
· Michael highlights the significance of being informed and compliant with regulations to avoid costly mistakes.
· Kevin discusses the importance of proper labeling and documentation in food businesses.
· Bert emphasiz...2024-04-1212 minSurvival ModeS16 Ep38 [Perfecting Your Entrepreneurial Journey] The Power of SOPs and Operational EfficiencyShow Notes: Survival Mode Episode 38
· Hosts: Bert Robinson, Kevin Beers, Michael Grant Jr.
· Show theme: Providing a step-by-step roadmap for business success.
· Discussion on the importance of being an operational expert and understanding SOPs.
· Emphasis on the need for owners to leverage expertise and verify SOPs to ensure smooth business operations.
· Michael explains the significance of SOPs in displaying business functionality.
· Kevin stresses the importance of testing SOPs through practical scenarios.
· Examples include testing drink recipes in a restaurant and ensuring proper cooking procedures.
· Bert highlights the necessity of te...2024-04-1112 minSurvival ModeS16 Ep37 [Mastering Entrepreneurship] Unveiling the Secrets to Becoming an Operational ExpertShow Notes: Survival Mode Episode 37
· Hosts: Bert Robinson, Kevin Beers, Michael Grant Jr.
· Show theme: Providing a step-by-step roadmap for business success.
· Bert and Michael discuss the importance of operational expertise for business owners.
· Michael shares insights on understanding business processes and delegating tasks to experts.
· Kevin highlights the role of data analysis in forecasting and problem-solving.
· Kevin discusses the importance of predicting and forecasting problems in business.
· Emphasis on leveraging data to anticipate trends and address issues proactively.
· Michael emphasizes the value of documenting processes and learning from challenges.2024-04-1012 minSurvival ModeS16 Ep36 [Entrepreneurial Extravaganza] The Art of Hosting a Purposeful Launch PartyShow Notes: Survival Mode Episode 36
· Hosts: Bert Robinson, Kevin Beers, Michael Grant Jr.
· Show theme: Providing a step-by-step roadmap for business success.
· Discussion on the significance of executing the official launch party.
· Emphasis on celebrating and embracing the moment with guests.
· Kevin shares insights on overcoming introverted tendencies to ensure the success of the event.
· Michael highlights the importance of making guests feel welcomed and comfortable.
· Kevin discusses the importance of role-playing interactions with guests to ensure smooth networking.
· Michael emphasizes the significance of engaging guests through various activities and conve...2024-04-0912 minSurvival ModeS16 Ep35 [Entrepreneurial Elegance] Locking in Your Official Launch Party Plan for SuccessShow Notes: Survival Mode Episode 35
· Hosts: Bert Robinson, Kevin Beers, Michael Grant Jr.
· Show theme: Providing a step-by-step roadmap for business success.
· Introduction to Step 9 of the roadmap: Positioning the Launch Party.
· Discussion on the importance of positioning and making official plans for the launch party.
· Emphasis on the need for concrete planning and avoiding last-minute changes.
· Kevin shares a cautionary tale about the consequences of making last-minute changes based on personal experience.
· Michael elaborates on the significance of sticking to the plan and avoiding unnecessary changes.
· Emphasis on t...2024-04-0812 minSurvival ModeS16 Ep34 [Party Planning Perfection] How to Organize, Assess, and Fine-Tune Your Entrepreneurial Launch EventShow Notes: Survival Mode Episode 34
· Hosts: Bert Robinson, Kevin Beers, Michael Grant Jr.
· Show theme: Providing a step-by-step roadmap for business success.
· Introduction to Step 9 of the roadmap: Preparing for the launch party.
· Emphasis on the need for budget-conscious planning and utilizing professional party planners within budget constraints.
· Addressing potential challenges of going over budget and the importance of careful planning and organization.
· Kevin emphasizes the significance of maintaining budget constraints and planning for contingencies.
· Discussion on the organizational aspects of planning the launch party.
· Kevin stresses the importance of...2024-04-0712 minSurvival ModeS16 Ep33 [Entrepreneurial Success Unveiled] Crafting a Memorable Launch Party to Ignite Your BusinessShow Notes: Survival Mode Episode 33
· Hosts: Bert Robinson, Kevin Beers, Michael Grant Jr.
· Show theme: Providing a step-by-step roadmap for business success.
· Introduction to Step 9: Creating the Party with a Purpose.
· Kevin discusses the party as the second campaign in the lead-up to the business opening.
· Importance of utilizing the momentum from previous campaigns to build excitement for the launch party.
· Bert emphasizes the role of the launch party in cultivating support, relationships, and conveying the business vision.
· Discussion on the significance of planning and preparation for the launch party.
· ...2024-04-0612 minSurvival ModeS16 Ep32 [Unleashing Entrepreneurial Excellence] The Power-Packed Launch of Your Coming Soon CampaignShow Notes: Survival Mode Episode 32
· Hosts: Bert Robinson, Kevin Beers, Michael Grant Jr.
· Show theme: Providing a step-by-step roadmap for business success.
· Introduction to Step 8 of the roadmap: Launching the Coming Soon campaign.
· Discussion on the excitement and significance of launching the campaign.
· Importance of gathering data to inform market receptiveness and positioning.
· Michael emphasizes the role of technology in measuring campaign effectiveness.
· Kevin breaks down the importance of data analysis using a Facebook campaign example.
· Emphasis on understanding the significance of various data points and adjusting strategies accordingly.
· ...2024-04-0512 minSurvival ModeS16 Ep31 [Strategic Prowess] Positioning Your Entrepreneurial Coming Soon Campaign for SuccessShow Notes: Survival Mode Episode 31
· Hosts: Bert Robinson, Kevin Beers, Michael Grant Jr.
· Show theme: Providing a step-by-step roadmap for business success.
· Introduction to Step 8 of the roadmap: setting up the "Coming Soon" campaign.
· Discussion on the importance of commissioning and positioning the campaign effectively.
· Emphasis on the setup stage as a crucial phase for bringing everything together.
· Importance of financial investment and securing necessary support for campaign execution.
· Discussion on maintaining structure and adherence to the plan while allowing for flexibility in methodology.
· Importance of testing, validation...2024-04-0412 min
Thought CopsCase File 314: See You Space Cop
It's finally here. Sorry for the wait. But here it is: the final episode of Thought Cops. Thank all of you who have listened to us and supported us throughout the years.
Field Notes
I don't want to belabor it, because the episode speaks for itself. But we're grateful for the connections we've been able to make throughout the years, and we're proud of everything we've been able to do with this show. It lasted for almost a decade of our lives, and we've grown a lot as a...2024-04-032h 40Survival ModeS16 Ep30 [Campaign Blueprint] Essential Steps for Preparing Your Entrepreneurial Coming Soon StrategyShow Notes: Survival Mode Episode 30
· Hosts: Bert Robinson, Kevin Beers, Michael Grant Jr.
· Show theme: Providing a step-by-step roadmap for business success.
· Introduction to the discussion on planning and preparation for a "Coming Soon" campaign.
· Recap of previous episodes and introduction to the current topic.
· Discussion on the importance of planning and preparing a "Coming Soon" campaign.
· Emphasis on the research and development stage to identify feasibility, costs, labor, and technology requirements.
· Kevin highlights the significance of firm timeframes and resource evaluation for effective campaign execution.
· Exploration of th...2024-04-0312 minSurvival ModeS16 Ep29 {Crafting Success] The Art of Designing a Coming Soon Campaign for Entrepreneurial TriumphShow Notes: Survival Mode Episode 29
· Hosts: Bert Robinson, Kevin Beers, Michael Grant Jr.
· Show theme: Providing a step-by-step roadmap for business success.
· Introduction to the topic of establishing a "Coming Soon" campaign.
· Kevin shares insights on networking and its importance for business success.
· Summary of an article titled "Mastering the Art of Networking: Unlocking Success Like a Boss."
· Discussion on the significance of intentionality, presentation, generosity, and follow-up in networking.
· Bert expresses enthusiasm for the article and encourages listeners to visit the website for more resources.
· Discussion on the importanc...2024-04-0212 minSurvival ModeS16 Ep28 Elevating Your Launch Strategic Steps for a Successful CampaignShow Notes: Survival Mode Episode 28
· Hosts: Bert Robinson, Kevin Beers, Michael Grant Jr.
· Show theme: Providing a step-by-step roadmap for business success.
· Introduction to the topic of marketing and campaign planning.
· Explanation of marketing as storytelling and engagement.
· Introduction to the components of an effective campaign: educational, entertaining, and engaging.
· Discussion on the importance of preparing for a business launch with engaging campaigns.
· Kevin highlights the significance of informing the audience about the upcoming business launch.
· Examples of educational campaigns and their impact on consumer perception and decision-making.
· ...2024-04-0112 minSurvival ModeS16 Ep27 [Crafting Compelling Content] Strategies for Captivating Your Target AudienceShow Notes: Survival Mode Episode 27
· Hosts: Bert Robinson, Kevin Beers, Michael Grant Jr.
· Show theme: Providing a step-by-step roadmap for business success.
· Introduction to Step Number Seven: Creating Compelling Content for Target Markets.
· Discussion on the importance of creating compelling content tailored to the target market.
· Emphasis on the significance of organizing existing content to align with the target audience's preferences.
· Michael highlights the need to customize content based on messaging and platform suitability.
· Example of adapting content for different social media platforms and considering visual elements for effective communication.2024-03-3112 minSurvival ModeS16 Ep26 [Mastering Connections] Strategies to Reach Your Target Market & Ideal ClienteleShow Notes: Survival Mode Episode 26
· Hosts: Bert Robinson, Kevin Beers, Michael Grant Jr.
· Show theme: Providing a step-by-step roadmap for business success.
· Introduction to Step Number Seven: Identifying Target Market and Marketing Strategies.
· Discussion on the importance of identifying the target market and determining marketing strategies.
· Kevin introduces the concept of leveraging research to reach the target market effectively.
· Example scenario of marketing dress shoes targeting an older crowd via Facebook advertising.
· Michael suggests targeting designer sneakers for a younger demographic and leveraging popular brands like Prada and Hugo Boss.
· Emphas...2024-03-3012 minSurvival ModeS16 Ep25 [Cracking the Code] Unveiling Your Target Market & Ideal Clientele StrategyShow Notes: Survival Mode Episode 25
· Hosts: Bert Robinson, Kevin Beers, Michael Grant Jr.
· Show theme: Providing a step-by-step roadmap for business success.
· Michael and Kevin define target market and ideal clients in the context of business.
· Michael emphasizes the importance of realistically identifying the most accessible and serviceable client base.
· Kevin elaborates on the significance of focusing on the middle class in financial services and gradually expanding clientele based on experience.
· Discussion on tailoring business strategies to meet the needs of the identified target market.
· Michael stresses the importance of lett...2024-03-2912 minSurvival ModeS16 Ep24 [Avoiding Business Pitfalls] Uncovering the Challenges of Operational StructureShow Notes: Survival Mode Episode 24
· Hosts: Bert Robinson, Kevin Beers, Michael Grant Jr.
· Show theme: Providing a step-by-step roadmap for business success.
· Discussion on the importance of following steps in operational structure.
· Bert raises concerns about entrepreneurs skipping essential steps due to stubbornness.
· Michael emphasizes the pitfalls of neglecting operational structure, leading to inconsistency and misinterpretation.
· Kevin discusses the consequences of skipping marketing research, highlighting the importance of understanding the target market.
· Kevin elaborates on the significance of marketing research in understanding the target demographic and reaching them effectively.
· ...2024-03-2812 minSurvival ModeS16 Ep23 [Navigating Business Growth] Exploring the 5 Stages of Operational DevelopmentShow Notes: Survival Mode Episode 23
· Hosts: Bert Robinson, Kevin Beers, Michael Grant Jr.
· Show theme: Providing a step-by-step roadmap for business success.
· Recap of Step Number Six and the focus on operational structure.
· Introduction to the five phases of organizational and operational structure.
· Discussion of the five phases of organizational structure.
· Phase 1: Writing the vision.
· Phase 2: Research and development, compliance, and supporting infrastructure.
· Phase 3: Business planning, incorporating the vision, and business model development.
· Phase 4: Establishing accounts and registrations for legal compliance and business credibility.
· Emphasis on the import...2024-03-2712 minSurvival ModeS16 Ep22 [The Power of Business Production] Unveiling the Essential Ps to SuccessShow Notes: Survival Mode Episode 22
· Hosts: Bert Robinson, Kevin Beers, Michael Grant Jr.
· Show theme: Providing a step-by-step roadmap for business success.
· Introduction to Step Number Six: Operational Structure and its importance in generating profits.
· Explanation of the key elements of operational structure, focusing on Place, Platform, and Personnel.
· Discussion of the various options for the physical location and online presence of a business.
· Explanation of different personnel structures, including solopreneurs and employees.
· Emphasis on the importance of aligning personnel values with the business vision.
· Discussion of the potential fo...2024-03-2612 minSurvival ModeS16 Ep21 [Optimizing Business Operations] Crafting Your Operational StructureShow Notes: Survival Mode Episode 21
· Hosts: Bert Robinson, Kevin Beers, Michael Grant Jr.
· Show theme: Providing a step-by-step roadmap for business success.
· Introduction to the topic of operational structure and its importance in business.
· Comparison between organizational structure and operational structure.
· Analogy of business structures to other entities, such as vehicles, houses, restaurants, computers, and mobile homes.
· Explanation of how the organizational structure sets the foundation for the operational structure.
· Importance of legal compliance and regulations in determining the organizational and operational structure.
· Invitation for listeners to visit the Survival M2024-03-2512 minSurvival ModeS16 Ep20 [Mastering Business Credibility] Unlocking Access to Business Capital & CreditShow Notes: Survival Mode Episode 20
· Hosts: Bert Robinson, Kevin Beers, Michael Grant Jr.
· Show theme: Providing a step-by-step roadmap for business success.
· Introduction to the topic of business capital and credit.
· Emphasis on the importance of business credibility in accessing capital and credit.
· Insights into the process of building business credit, including the need for structure, organization, and a dedicated investment.
· Discussion on leveraging other people's resources (OPR) and the significance of trust and credibility in accessing resources.
· Explanation of the various forms of resources beyond cash, such as knowledge and material goods...2024-03-2412 minSurvival ModeS16 Ep19 [The Crucial Role of Business Connections] Building Credibility and ProsperityShow Notes: Survival Mode Episode 19
· Hosts: Bert Robinson, Kevin Beers, Michael Grant Jr.
· Show theme: Providing a step-by-step roadmap for business success.
· Introduction to the topic of business connections.
· Emphasis on the significance of building connections for business credibility and support.
· Explanation of different types of connections, including business model support, community connections, creditor connections, and client connections.
· Insights into leveraging community relationships for business success and the importance of giving back to the community.
· Discussion on the role of creditors in providing access to assets and the importance of building credibility to...2024-03-2312 minSurvival ModeS16 Ep18 [Building Business Credibility] The Power of Business Credentials and ConnectionsShow Notes: Survival Mode Episode 18
· Hosts: Bert Robinson, Kevin Beers, Michael Grant Jr.
· Show theme: Providing a step-by-step roadmap for business success.
· Introduction to the topic of business credentials.
· Explanation of how business credentials enhance business credibility by demonstrating investment, expertise, and experience.
· Discussion on leveraging experience, testimonials, and letters of support to compensate for lack of formal credentials.
· Personal anecdotes illustrating the importance of building credibility through actions and leveraging available resources.
· Insights into the relevance of credentials across various industries, including examples from IT, construction, and the restaurant business.2024-03-2212 minSurvival ModeS16 Ep17 [Mastering Business Content] The Key to Attract, Engage, and Connect with Your Audience!Show Notes: Survival Mode Episode 17
· Hosts: Bert Robinson, Kevin Beers, Michael Grant Jr.
· Show theme: Providing a step-by-step roadmap for business success.
· Introduction to step five: Establishing and building business credibility.
· Discussion of four key aspects: business content, tools, connection, and capital/credit.
· Focus on the importance of business content in conveying the story and purpose of the business.
· Explanation of the role of advertising and marketing in creating awareness and attracting customers.
· Emphasis on the three E's of marketing: educate, entertain, and engage.
· Analogies highlighting the audience as...2024-03-2112 minSurvival ModeS16 Ep16 [Organizational Mastery] Leveraging Technology for Business Credit DevelopmentShow Notes: Survival Mode Episode 16 - “Organizing to Manage, Maintain, and Measure Progress”
· Hosts: Bert Robinson, Kevin Beers, Michael Grant Jr.
· Show theme: Providing a step-by-step roadmap for business success.
· Discussion on the importance of EMS (organize, manage, maintain, and measure progress) in business development.
· Explanation of how organizational structure contributes to business credit development.
· Emphasis on the significance of establishing credibility through compliant registrations and accounts.
· Insights into managing progress using various tools, including accounting software and social media management platforms.
· Advice on exploring different software options, leveraging trials, and cust...2024-03-2012 minSurvival ModeS16 Ep15 [Amplifying Visibility & Credibility] The Power of Registrations & AccountsShow Notes: Survival Mode Episode 15 - “Standard Business Registrations & Accounts”
· Hosts: Bert Robinson, Kevin Beers, Michael Grant Jr.
· Show theme: Providing practical advice and strategies for entrepreneurs at various stages of business development.
· Hosts introduce the show and its purpose to assist entrepreneurs in navigating the business landscape.
· Encouragement for listeners to reach out for guidance and connect via email or the website.
· Discussion on the significance of registering businesses and maintaining multiple accounts for visibility and credibility.
· Emphasis on consistency, organization, and management of information for effective business operations.
· ...2024-03-1912 minSurvival ModeS16 Ep14 [Mastering Business Compliance] Your Path to SuccessShow Notes: Survival Mode Episode 14 - "Compliance and Proper Positioning"
· Hosts: Bert Robinson, Kevin Beers, Michael Grant Jr.
· Show theme: Providing essential guidance for entrepreneurs to navigate business challenges and succeed.
· Discussion on the importance of compliance in business operations to avoid financial penalties and legal consequences.
· Emphasis on the significance of adhering to federal, state, local, industry, and other regulatory requirements.
· Insights into how compliance can be advantageous, serving as a platform for business growth and credibility.
· Examples of how compliance impacts customer trust, investor confidence, and overall business reputation.2024-03-1812 minSurvival ModeS16 Ep13 [Nurturing Your Business] Plan, Prepare, Position for SuccessShow Notes: Survival Mode Episode 13 - "The Three P's: Plan, Prepare, Position"
· Hosts: Bert Robinson, Kevin Beers, Michael Grant Jr.
· Show theme: Providing practical guidance for entrepreneurs at every stage of business development.
· Discussion on the importance of the three P's in business development: Plan, Prepare, Position.
· Plan: Emphasis on thorough planning, research, and documentation before execution.
· Prepare: Preparation likened to creating a blueprint, gathering resources, and ensuring readiness for execution.
· Position: Execution phase marked by strategic action, precision, and commitment to organizational goals.
· Cautionary advice on not incorporating a bu...2024-03-1713 minSurvival ModeS16 Ep12 [From Vision to Reality] Unlocking the Power of Incorporation and Building Business CredibilityShow Notes: Survival Mode Episode 12 - "Turning Vision into Venture"
· Hosts: Bert Robinson, Kevin Beers, Michael Grant Jr.
· Show theme: Providing practical guidance for entrepreneurs at every stage of business development.
· Explanation of the importance of incorporating a business for official recognition as a separate entity.
· Discussion on different types of business structures and the need for legal expertise during the incorporation process.
· Insights into leveraging relationships with legal professionals to navigate the complexities of incorporation affordably.
· Importance of credibility in business and its components: capital, credit, credentials, and connections.
...2024-03-1612 minSurvival ModeS16 Ep11 [Operational Success] Unveiling the Power of an Efficient and Evolving Operational StructureShow Notes: Survival Mode Episode 11 - "Mastering Your Operational Structure"
· Hosts: Bert Robinson, Kevin Beers, Michael Grant Jr.
· Show theme: Providing entrepreneurs with practical strategies for business success.
· Definition and significance of operational structure in business.
· Explanation of operational structure as the framework for business operations and profitability.
· Discussion on the importance of understanding and optimizing the operational structure for success.
· Analogy comparing operational structure to the rules of a game or the framework of a website.
· Insights into the dynamic nature of operational structure and its role in adapting to customer dema...2024-03-1513 minSurvival ModeS16 Ep10 [Building Success] The Vital Role of Organizational Structure in Establishing and Growing Your BusinessShow Notes: Survival Mode Episode 10 - "Foundational Structures: Organizational vs. Operational"
· Hosts: Bert Robinson, Kevin Beers, Michael Grant Jr.
· Show theme: Providing entrepreneurs with practical strategies for business success.
· Definition and importance of organizational structure in business.
· Discussion on foundational elements such as revenue, responsibilities, and roles.
· Insights into the significance of legal and operational considerations in establishing the structure.
· Explanation of "build by design" concept in business development.
· Importance of finalizing organizational structure before implementation.
· Cautionary tales and lessons learned from past experiences regarding structure changes.
· Disti...2024-03-1412 minSurvival ModeS16 Ep09 [Unlocking Success] The Power of Business Planning and Structuring for a Detailed and Well-Documented Business ModelShow Notes: Survival Mode Episode 9 - "Building Like a Boss: Business Planning vs. Business Plan"
· Hosts: Bert Robinson, Kevin Beers, Michael Grant Jr.
· Show theme: Providing entrepreneurs with practical strategies for business success.
· Explanation of the difference between business planning and a business plan.
· Emphasis on the importance of developing a business model before creating a formal business plan.
· Insights into the iterative nature of business planning and the need for flexibility.
· Discussion on building a business model for structured and systematic execution.
· Importance of removing oneself from the business model to ensur...2024-03-1312 minSurvival ModeS16 Ep08 To Build or Not to Build The Moment of Truth for Your Business IdeaShow Notes: Survival Mode Episode 8 - "The D's: Document, Decide, Determine"
· Hosts: Bert Robinson, Kevin Beers, Michael Grant Jr.
· Show theme: Providing entrepreneurs with practical strategies for business success.
· Explanation of the three D's: Document, Decide, Determine.
· Importance of documentation in business to avoid disputes and ensure clarity.
· Discussion on the decision-making process and determining the viability of business visions.
· Insights into evaluating the viability of business visions.
· Discussion on making realistic choices based on personal and financial circumstances.
· Importance of honesty, realism, and proper planning in business development.
· ...2024-03-1212 minSurvival ModeS16 Ep07 [The Equation of Success] Balancing Risks, Rewards, and Personal Assets in BusinessShow Notes: Survival Mode Episode 7 - SWOT Analysis and Leveraging Resources
· Hosts: Bert Robinson, Kevin Beers, Michael Grant Jr.
· Show theme: Providing entrepreneurs with practical strategies for business success.
· Introduction to SWOT analysis (Strengths, Weaknesses, Opportunities, Threats).
· Discussion on identifying strengths, weaknesses, opportunities, and threats relevant to the business.
· Emphasis on the importance of thorough analysis for informed decision-making.
· Insights into conducting personal and professional SWOT analyses.
· Discussion on evaluating individual capabilities and resources necessary for business success.
· Emphasis on time management and dedication to business development.
· Impor...2024-03-1112 minSurvival ModeS16 Ep06 [Cracking the Code] Unraveling the Requirements and Compliance Puzzle for BusinessShow Notes: Survival Mode Episode 6 - Understanding Business Requirements
· Hosts: Bert Robinson, Kevin Beers, Michael Grant Jr.
· Show theme: Providing entrepreneurs with practical strategies for business success.
· Discussion on the importance of research and due diligence in business development.
· Emphasis on compliance with regulations and industry standards to avoid potential penalties or shutdowns.
· Insights into the necessity of market analysis for strategic decision-making and identifying viable business opportunities.
· Examples illustrating the significance of geographic and demographic factors in selecting business locations.
· Considerations regarding capital investment, infrastructure needs, and regulatory compli...2024-03-1012 minSurvival ModeS16 Ep05 [Beyond Ideas] Transforming Your Vision into a Profitable Business ModelShow Notes: Survival Mode Episode 5 - Developing Your Business Model
· Hosts: Bert Robinson, Kevin Beers, Michael Grant Jr.
· Show theme: Providing entrepreneurs with practical strategies for business success.
· Introduction to the importance of due diligence and research in business development.
· Discussion on the need to transform a vision into a viable, sustainable, and scalable business model.
· Emphasis on utilizing existing business models as a reference point and integrating unique elements from the vision.
· Discussion on the importance of industry knowledge in marketing strategy.
· Highlighting the value of integrity and honesty in client relat...2024-03-0912 minSurvival ModeS16 Ep04 The need to document your vision for your businessShow Notes: Survival Mode Episode 4 - Documenting Your Vision
· Hosts: Bert Robinson, Kevin Beers, Michael Grant Jr.
· Show theme: Providing entrepreneurs with practical strategies for business success.
· Introduction to the importance of vision in business development.
· Emphasis on documenting vision for clarity and continuity.
· Kevin and Michael stress the significance of writing down and articulating the vision.
· Discussion on the role of documentation in communication and business evolution.
· Exploration of different methods for documenting vision (e.g., writing, recording).
· Highlighting the importance of organization and structure in documentation.
· ...2024-03-0812 minSurvival ModeS16 Ep03 Why a vision for your business is importantShow Notes: Survival Mode Episode 3 - The Importance of Vision
· Hosts: Bert Robinson, Kevin Beers, Michael Grant Jr.
· Theme: Providing guidance and support for entrepreneurs at all stages of business development.
· Exploration of why vision is crucial in business development.
· Michael emphasizes vision as the foundation for planning and success.
· Kevin discusses vision's role in marketing, customer loyalty, and content creation.
· Emphasis on aligning vision with mission and impact rather than solely focusing on income.
· Discussion on turning vision into a conceptualized plan and story.
· Michael and Kevin highlight the impo...2024-03-0712 minSurvival ModeS16 Ep02 What is a vision for your businessShow Notes: Survival Mode Episode 2 - Establishing Your Vision
· Hosts: Bert Robinson, Kevin Beers, Michael Grant Jr.
· Theme: Guiding entrepreneurs through the process of building successful businesses.
· Introduction of the topic: Establishing Your Vision.
· Definition of vision as the foundation and direction for entrepreneurship.
· Importance of putting vision into writing for planning and execution.
· Perspectives from hosts Bert, Kevin, and Michael on the significance of vision.
· Emphasis on vision as a motivator and guide for overcoming challenges.
· Evolution of vision over time and across different business ventures.
· Kevin's ins...2024-03-0612 minSurvival ModeS16 Ep01 Why you should listen to these guys about starting a businessShow Notes: Survival Mode Episode 1 - Introductions
· Hosts: Bert Robinson, Kevin Beers, Michael Grant Jr.
· Theme: Navigating business challenges and achieving success.
· Price fluctuations, including luxury chickens.
· Introduction of hosts: Michael Grant Jr., Kevin Beers, Bert Robinson.
· Michael’s journey: Entrepreneurship from high school, consulting, and establishment of Mastermind USA.
· Kevin’s journey: Transition from hardware technician to entrepreneur in financial services and web development.
· Bert’s journey: Radio personality, real estate ventures, and entry into financial services.
· Contact: Visit www.survivalmodelive.com or email hello@survivalmodelife.com.2024-03-0512 minThought CopsCase File 305: New Place, Who Dis?Just your boys Kevin and Grant on this one, as we throw back a little bit to "season one" of Thought Cops, and record in our brand new "studio"! Make sure you "check" this one out!
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No guests, no masters. Just hosts, and riffs.
Grant moved, so we record in his new apartment. Exciting! We talk about Trump's mugshot (he slays tbh), Mario loses his voice, and people are still upset about masks and vaccines suddenly?
Oh, and we complain about several customer service...2023-08-291h 35
The Cardone ZoneKevin Hart & Grant Cardone: Investing, Comedy, and Business| Cardone Zone Ep. 165Welcome to the intersection of humor, business, and finance, brought to you by two titans in their respective industries: Kevin Hart and Grant Cardone. In "Kevin Hart & Grant Cardone: Investing, Comedy, and Business," we delve into the realms of laughter and ledger, humor and hustle, wit and wealth, as our hosts share their unique insights, experiences, and wisdom. Kevin Hart, an acclaimed comedian and actor, shares his journey from the comedy clubs of Philadelphia to the heights of Hollywood stardom. His tales of resilience, ambition, and the art of laughter are not just enlightening, but also hugely...2023-08-051h 02Thought CopsCase File 298: Mind Palace with Ian EricksonEnter through the doors of your Mind's Palace with this week's episode of Thought Cops, as five-timer Ian Erickson returns!
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Check out Ian Erickson's Mind Palace in Chicago! Thursday, April 20th 2023 at 9pm.
Ian walks us through a very complex and mind-expanding series of scenarios, which tests our mettle and digs down in to the deepest depths of our characters. You, too, can do this at home by yourself, just listen to this episode as a tutorial.
Kevin gets harassed for voting...2023-04-121h 20Thought CopsCase File 285: The Audio Professional Didn’t Set Up His Microphone Properly with ZwickThis Christmas/New Years/Holiday season you will be haunted by three podcasters: the ghost of Kevin, the ghost of Grant, and the ghost of this week's guest: everybody's favorite bisexual Juggalo and our very own editor/producer, Zwick!
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It's negative 100 degrees outside, so we bring in the New Year by bullying Zwick, who we all agree, brings it on himself. So we hate on movie lists, people putting their hands in front of you and expecting you to know what handshake to do...2022-12-281h 30Thought CopsCase File 280: Strange Encounters with Jab50yenMy life a Yakuza game fr -- Jab50yen joins us again as we tell stories of some of our strangest run-ins with strangers.
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Jab from Funny Rave, YouTube thumbnails, and LOTS of other stuff returns!
What's it like to be "known for" something? To sometimes be known only as a "Thought Cop"?? We share our content creation plights on this episode.
We depart a little bit from the realm of the internet and share some strange stories from "IRL", including one...2022-11-151h 28Thought CopsCase File 274: Space Force Coast to Coast with Drink A Beer And Play A GameBrian and Jim of Drink A Beer And Play A Game are back! We went on their show this week, and they came on ours. The content creator's circle of life.
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We're still complaining about wordle, get over it. If you were in our discord server, you'd understand. Though that problem has been quarantined now. Thanks Zwick! Grant walks back a previous Key to the City as a new 2 Minutes Of Hate: The Patagonia founder giving away his...2022-09-281h 12Thought CopsCase File 273: The Queen is Still Dead with Grant Duffrin of 3GIThe Queen is dead, but long live Shrek. That's right you know him from the world famous Shrek Retold and Milwaukee's very own Shrekfest, Grant Duffrin of the 3GI is back for another episode of Thought Cops!
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This week, we talk about a bunch of stuff we know nothing about, the new SNL cast members, racist controversies about baby movies (the new Little Mermaid movie), the Queen dying, and celebrities on Cameo.
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We squash the beef with Elon this week (or try to) in our biggest Beef Before Potatoes EVER. Elon Musk got into it with the fine folks over at Hard Drive this week, and wouldn't you know it, our very own Officer Kevin got called out by Elon as a coward! Say it ain't so!
But don't lose your appetite just yet, because w...2022-06-151h 41Thought CopsCase File 215 with Niko of DarkSyde JillsNiko from DarkSyde Jills joins us today for the first of many live video episodes of Thought Cops!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZmkhVPYZdk
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This week, we use the long emoji squirtgun of the law against the Powerpuff Girls reboot script that was leaked, John Cena for calling Taiwan a country with Disney's fist up his ass, Kevin Spacey for his new film role as a pedophile hunter, and Eve Fartlow.
If you're in the Chicago area on June 18th, we're h...2021-06-011h 15Thought CopsCase File 205 with Martin FelshmanJoining us for the threepeat, Martin Felshman returns to Thought Cops! Martin hosts a kaiju-themed comedy podcast called Podzooky, which Kevin and Grant have both been on!
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It's been one year since the Land Beforetimes, so give yourselves a clap on the back!
Our current sitting president may or may not be a Fortnite DLC character in the flesh. Bill Burr discourse proves to be a banal topic and this will be the last time we discuss it on THIS program (Bill go on...2021-03-241h 15Thought CopsCase File 196 with Tristan A. SmithWe're back! Chicago comedian Tristan A. Smith joins us this week, make sure to follow him on Twitter, Instagram, tiktok, and wherever else good content is available.
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THE RETURN. This week we have the Liam Peeson Pissspiracy, fake anti-piracy warnings, Donald Trump gets banned from the internet, and that's just the start of things. Kevin Spacey talks the internet down from suicide, Bean Dad is a thing in the news for nearly a full 24 hours before somebody that does improv tries to overthrow the government, pogchamp i...2021-01-131h 22Thought CopsCase File 194 with Jack AllisonJack Allison is Back Allison this week. That's right, the host of Struggle Session is here once again to talk about getting Grinch-pilled, dunking on idiots on twitter, and so much more.
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We have a brand new episode of Fire Bros up for all of our lovely Patreon donors, where we decide whether to burn or save: Borat 2, Brawl in Cell Block 99, Run The Jewels 4, and The Boys season 2. So, uh, help your boys out and don't miss it?
Grant talks about a real battle with...2020-12-151h 07Thought CopsCase File 184 with Nick LauerJoining us this week, storyboard artist extraordinaire Nick Lauer dons a girly Thought Cops™ squirtgun emoji and helps us squirt Malort at Twitter. Or whatever it is we do on this show. Make sure to follow him on twitter, and also instagram.
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If you haven't seen it already, here's our field trip video of the Meme Museum! Make sure to like and subscribe.
https://youtu.be/8U7nsQoPYK0
Check out Officer Grant's call in to the Asterios Showkkinos:
http...2020-10-071h 15Thought CopsCase File 171 with Be Nice To Me ProductionsBe nice to us! Alex and Alex of Be Nice To Me Productions are back this week with some exciting news for Thought Cops listeners!
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Kevin and Grant have starring roles in Be Nice To Me Productions' latest short film Chief Marketing Officer Job Downtown, which just released. We take a deep dive into talking about that, so consider that your homework for this week :-)
Otherwise, crime doesn't...2020-06-301h 27Thought CopsCase 165 with Grant Duffrin of Shrek Retold and ShrekfestDon't lean in, listen in! Grant Duffrin from Shrek Retold, Shrekfest, and the3gi fame joins the fight, this week on Thought Cops!
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In this week's action-packed Thought Cops adventure, we reveal a new story arc. We're going to be in the next iteration of Shrek Retold! We also make fun of Elon Musk and his new kid Missingno., have an in-depth conversation about posture and masculinity, and help manspreading cross over into the realm podcasting.
...2020-05-141h 40Thought CopsCase File 156 with Martin FelshmanCupcake Comedy Cing (pronounced 'King', really stretching for alliteration here) Martin Felshman returns to the program! Martin hosts a kaiju-themed comedy podcast called Podzooky, which Kevin and Grant have both been on!
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The CDC advises one of the only ways to avoid contracting the Corona Virus is to grow a Hitler 'stache- AKA "The Toothbrush". Bloomberg campaign offices are politely vandalized this week, and conservatives create their own Shadow the Hedgehog to com...2020-03-021h 14Thought CopsCase File 153 with Rem Dickman of The Rich Dickman ShowWe're joined by Rem of The Rich Dickman Show this week on Thought Cops!
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Remember the Super Bowl? That was an entire year ago. Also though it was last week. And apparently the NFL is facing some trouble for having too sexy of a halftime show.
Officer Grant was also vindicated this week because of his prediction that marketing campaigns, such as the Planter's Peanuts "Baby Nut" mascot, are trying to turn us all into babies...2020-02-121h 06Thought CopsCase File 142 with Aaron KlopferIs there a podcast-HER? Mentally unsound comedian Aaron Klopfer makes his triumphant return to Thought Cops! Make sure you check out his YouTube page KloppTube for all sorts of content you would expect from a man who uses facebook status updates in place of weekly therapy sessions.
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Kevin made his Mega64 debut this week on the Poorly Played Stream. Simply put? Ya don't wanna miss a second of it. It's a blast!
We discuss the very...2019-11-191h 18Thought CopsCase File 141 with Vito GesualdiVito Gesualdi joins us this week on Thought Cops to help us do heroic shit while wearing capes. You can follow him on Twitter, check out his Youtube channel, and purchase his board game Enemy Weapon here.
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This week, we get our hands into the Epstein coverup story, which somehow takes second seat to the new Pokemon game that's about to come out. We also spend a lot of time talking about T.I.'s daughter's virginity check-ins...2019-11-121h 20Thought CopsCase File 137 with Lilith LovettThis week on Thought Cops, we're joined by the fantastic Lilith Lovett, aka Medizy! You may know Lilith from her Twitter account, her Twitch streams, or from her appearances on Short Fat Otaku!
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Post your four favorite Jokers and Officers Kevin and Grant will decide whether or not you have rights. That's the Thought Cops promise. If your list doesn't include Mark Hamill's Joker, and if he doesn't have giant anime titties, you're WRONG. If your Joker dances...2019-10-151h 08Thought CopsCase File 135 with Garrett Hunter of Mega64We sure do love ya- Garrett Hunter is back on the show! Garrett is a member of the comedy group Mega64, who have been putting out top-tier videos online since 2003. Garrett also hosts a weekly Mega64 streaming/call-in show, the Poorly Played Stream, every Wednesday night over on their twitch channel!
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We announced our exclusive, not to be missed event: Thought Cops' Naruto Run Around Every Trump Tower In The World. Follow the link to RSVP and share o...2019-10-011h 16Thought CopsCase File 118 with Allan of Not for Human Consumption and Lisa of Garbage and GoldGrab an antacid and loosen your belt, it's episode 118 of Thought Cops! This week we're joined once again by the Porklift himself, Allan of Not for Human Consumption, and new guest Lisa of the Garbage and Gold podcast. Both humiliatingly lost to Officer Grant in the horrifying display of humanity that was The 1st Annual NFHC Podcast Super Pizza Roll Championship Turbo Edition. Video below:
https://youtu.be/gFF_jfIdyA8
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Attention all #boymoms out there, make...2019-06-041h 20Thought CopsCase File 113 with BontragerBon jour! This week we're joined by Chicago comedian Bontrager.
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Officer Kevin is finally back from Japan, and the squad car is hitting the streets hard. We take out the "honk honk, clown world" bullshit, people instagramming movies, and the poor souls in this world who are the only people on the entire planet who have never seen Game of Thrones.
We cover this ridiculous tweet from a musicologist, LGBT representation in Marvel movies, internet streamer Etika gets swatted, and Charles Martinet clarifies just...2019-05-011h 09Thought CopsCase File 112 in JapanKonnichiwa! You're tuning into Thought Cops radio scanner channel 69.6. Officer Kevin is currently radioing into the show in the middle of an undercover reconnaissance mission in Neo-Toyko 3 to investigate the horrors that video games are plaguing upon the public discourse this week.
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Make sure to buy tickets for the Boomer vs. Zoomer tour if you'll be in Chicago on August 22nd, featuring former guests of Thought Cops Asterios Kokkinos, Mumkey Jones, and Sriracha. We'll be opening for them. Get your tickets now!
Like we...2019-04-2445 minThought CopsCase File 111 with Lars and Joe of The First PodcastThis week on Thought Cops we're joined by Lars and Joe of The First Podcast. We were also on an episode of theirs that has yet to come out, but in the meantime check out the Officer Grant solo episode.
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IF YOU'RE IN OR AROUND CHICAGO AUGUST 22ND, make sure to buy tickets for the Boomer vs. Zoomer tour, featuring former guests of Thought Cops Asterios Kokkinos, Mumkey Jones, and Sriracha. We'll be opening for them. Get your tickets now!
We've also got a...2019-04-171h 09Thought CopsCase File 100 SpecialThanks everybody!
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Officer Kevin and Officer Grant take a "look back" at their "legacy" thus far over, at some of the "greatest hits" of the past 100 episodes. My memory may be a bit foggy on these, but they sound familiar?
This episode isn't just about the Thought Cops, though. This is a celebration of YOU- the listeners! Lots of friends of the show chime in with some congratulatory voicemails, as well as cameo appearances from Justin Whang, Davepretendo, Allan Foster, and Zwick! Won't you join us...2019-01-1751 minThought CopsCase File 98 with Asterios KokkinosWelcome to Thought Cops! This week, we're joined by three-peat champion Asterios Kokkinos! Asterios is a comedian from New York, and the host of 48,000 podcasts you can all find in the Asterios Kokkinos Podcast Factory.
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It's the start of a new year, which means we've brought all of last year's problems over the threshold to ruin everyone's internet experience one obnoxious post at a time. This week, we go apprehend people over too much AOC spam, the social media depression hole, Chris Rock's n-word controversy, and Soulja Boy's failed video...2019-01-021h 24Thought CopsCase File 96 with Dave Pretendo aka SephirothSword57Konnichiwa, Coplings. Welcome to Case File 96 of Thought Cops, featuring Davepretendo, otherwise known by his alter ego Sephirothsword57.
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We walk back our comments on celebrity deaths by sticking it the the "celebrity death trolls" this week. How many times am I going to have to google "Adam Sandler dead", my fingers shaking on each key press, before I learn my lesson? Until you stop trolling me!
A Sonic the Hedgehog movie is coming out, and we got...2018-12-181h 05Thought CopsCase File 95 with Aaron Klopfer and Brianna MurphyClimb aboard, it's another episode of Thought Cops! This week we are joined by Chicago comedians Aaron Klopfer and Brianna Murphy, and we try very hard to stay on task. Results may vary, but you won't complain now, will you?
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This week, we tackle celebrity deaths. The ones that matter, at least. We (Grant) get mad at our phones for not doing what we tell them to do. Darn those things.
A CALL TO ARMS: The war on porn has begun. Tumblr has started censoring all...2018-12-111h 37Thought CopsCase File 92Wee-oo wee-oo! It's a classic-flavored episode, with Grant and Kevin kicking asses, taking names, and recording a podcast!
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Kevin returns again from California to talk about Mega64 GameDays, and a live vieiwng of the Rubin Report. LA, baby, you never know what you're gonna get. We've also got a special message from good boy Rocco Botte of Mega64 that you'll want to hear.
You know, some people have said that listening to Thought Cops is as addicting as cocaine. Scientists said it. And they'd be right, too.
2018-11-2059 minThought CopsCase File 86 with Mike ManciniHold on tight. That's right. We're back. And we're joined by Mike Mancini of the Black Sheep, once again! Mike talks about the Black Sheep's newest interactive video series "Comment Below". Have a look for yourself and join in on the fun:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6booYtjl4m8
We reached our first stretch goal on Patreon! Thank you so much to all who donate, and if ya haven't? You're missin' out on the live discord chats, and if this episode is any indication, things can get a little heated.
Speaking of...2018-10-101h 12Thought CopsCase File 77 with SrirachaStrap in, we're back. It's Thought Cops, "Episode 77", we're calling this one.
This week, we are joined by the wonderful Sriracha! She produces plenty of works online, including, but not limited to: Porg Chatter, Waifu Wars, and Asterios Kills A Kid. She also just got back from Brony Con, and has some stories to spill.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMFZOcAvCKs
We face all sorts of unrest this week, including Jordan Peterson's famous Peterson family diet: salt and meat. Keeps you virile, they're saying. We learn a lot about Big Foot porn...2018-08-071h 06Thought CopsCase File 71 with Tab of Here's What I Don't GetQuick, come inside, you're just in time for Thought Cops, "Episode 71"! This week we're joined by Tab, also known as Madcucks. Tab is the co-host of the podcast Here's What I Don't Get, and is our second guest to survive the infamous Lolsuit.
This week, we get into all sorts of trouble. Daddy-daughter dances, Albert Einstein's theory of racism, and lots of E3 drama! Has Waluigi become the new Pickle Rick? You'll have to listen to find out! Grant, cue the "Thought Cops Gaming Corner" theme, please.
Speaking of games, it's a bad week to...2018-06-211h 20Thought CopsCase File 62Welcome to Thought Cops! Episode 62. Kevin's back from his trip to Los Angeles to find the American dream, but instead ended up coming back with a $50 piece of avocado toast.
This episode was packed with outrage. The Simpsons respond to controversy. Taylor Swift covers Earth, Wind, and Fire, and that's racist because she's white. Moby hates poor people. Bully Hunters becomes a thing and then all of a sudden it's not. A female journalist gets teabagged in a video game. We should honestly be getting paid overtime for this shit, because we're barely keeping up with all...2018-04-1956 minThought CopsCase File 61 with Lil SlimeWelcome to Episode 61 of Thought Cops! This week, we're joined by Lil Slime aka SpookyboiUWU aka kevin watch the light dude aka this guy:
You won't get it unless you're a 90's kid.
This episode, we talk about the troubling trend of irresponsible, one-sided gaming articles plaguing our country. Also though, we talk about Soundcloud clout goblins, garlic that comes out in a single clove, the yodeling boy, "Zayn" from "One Direction," Google forgetting to doodle Easter, and millennials snorting condoms I guess.
Our very own Officer Kevin was on this w...2018-04-121h 18Thought CopsCase File 60 with Aaron KlopferWelcome to Episode 60 of Thought Cops! Tonight, the Cops welcome local Chicago comedian Aaron Klopfer.
This week, we're punishing people using the new brackets meme, identity thieves, unsolicited pleas from Soundcloud artists, and kids I went to school with in Kindergarten that make up rhymes to make you take less time at the drinking fountain.
Also, we cover the possible revival of Last Man Standing, if Seinfeld or Friends were rebooted who the Trump voter would be, Jim Carrey's artistic depictions of the President, and the public's need for a Disney princess who's had an...2018-04-041h 08Thought CopsCase File 57 with Deputy JoshWelcome to Episode 57 of Thought Cops! This week, we're joined by Deputy Josh, who makes up 100% of our South Korean fan base. Everyone give him a big "Konnichiwa."
Before we start off about this week, some news and announcements. First off, hello to any and all new listeners. This weekend alone, both Thought Cops were on Asterios's Kokkino's's Science Friction bonus episode, Engineer Riley's podcast Anti-Social Engineering, and Officer Grant was on an episode of Dick Masterson's The Dick Show. So if you're from any of those places: welcome, and hope you enjoy the show! Don't forget to...2018-03-151h 09Thought Cops69.6 WKUK The Kuck: Episode 47WHAT'S UP YOU CUCKS OUT THERE, YOU'RE TUNING INTO 69.6 WKUK THE KUCK, WITH YOUR FAVORITE MORNING ZOO FUN CREW! THIS IS THE ONLY MORNING RADIO SHOW WHERE WE TALK ABOUT SENSITIVE ISSUES THAT OFFEND EVERYONE IN A WAY THAT DOESN'T OFFEND ANYONE.
THIS MORNING, DJ KEVIN AND DJ GRANT TACKLE THE ISSUES FACING THE COUNTRY IN THIS DAY AND AGE, LIKE MANSPLAINING, BAD VIDEO GAMES, COMEDIENNES LIKE ILANA SCHLIMMINGSON BANNING MEN FROM VENUES, MORE THINGS ABOUT VIDEO GAMES, AND THIS TONE DEAF AD BY JOHNNY CHOO'S SHOES:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPrRRgagQg8
2018-01-0340 minThought CopsCase File 42 with Robbie of The Dirty NinesWelcome to episode 42 of Thought Cops, aka episode 1 of Comcast Cops. This week, we're joined once again by Deputy Robbie of The Dirty Nines and formerly of the FCC to talk about Net Neutrality. Basically everyone's fucked, so we're all looking for jobs at Comcast deleting websites for them.
The rest of the episode, we talk about Starbucks' ongoing War on Christmas, the Lena Dunham apology generator, and Post Malone's apology for saying hip hop doesn't have emotional range. Or whatever. Jesus Christ, you people are petty.
Make sure to drop us a voicemail at 312...2017-11-291h 04Thought CopsCase File 41 with Michael PottleWelcome to Episode 41 of Thought Cops, aka the autofellatio episode. We're once again joined by Deputy Michael of michaelpottle.com, and creator of Greg Loves a Human.
https://vimeo.com/158571684
This episode, we start off by changing up the show's format a little by sentencing thought crimes as they happen, as opposed to the week after. It's a minor change, but the show should hopefully be a little more streamlined and a little less top-heavy.
Officer Kevin was also on the fellow Chicagoan podcast Booze Before Noon this week. I don't think the e...2017-11-211h 16Thought CopsCase File 39 with Deputy DannyWelcome to episode 39 of Thought Cops. This week, America finally gets what it wants as Donald J. Trump is banned from Twitter for an entire 11 minutes. Suck it, libs.
We're joined this week by Deputy Danny Boy. You may have heard of him.
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Turns out Papa John's is the new official pizza of the alt-right, but let's be honest, who didn't see that one coming. Better toss on your MAGA hat, velcro up your New Balances, don a white polo, and walk your pet...2017-11-071h 01Thought CopsCase File 26Get the fuck off your parent's insurance, because it's Episode 26 of THOUGHT COPS. This week we're joined once again by our show's Stenographer to talk about Chicago's most notorious outrage victim, Jordan Peterson getting his Youtube taken down and then put back up, tan-skinned people of unassumed ethnic origin disrespecting American monuments, Earthworm Jim's creator misgendering journalists, a very special Veggie Tales story, a video games, and finally, a crazy lady gets her tires smashed and you need to know all about it.
First, a bit of redemption for Chicago's prehistoric outrage victim, Steve Bartman. You may...2017-08-101h 18Thought CopsCase File 18 with Deputy DougSlip a rubber on, because Thought Cops just turned 18! That's right, it's another episode of your favorite outrage show. Episode 18. And because our parents didn't buy us a Ferrari for our 16th birthday, we're getting revenge on them by exposing ourselves to the world.
This episode we're joined once again from BFTD Deputy Doug. Doug's got a project he's working on, BUT IT'S NOT DONE YET. So hold on for a bit longer.
This week we talk about comedians and public officials using the n-word, fake protests, pottymouth CNN hosts, pills of all different colors...2017-06-121h 01Thought CopsCase File 12Welcome to episode 12 of Thought Cops. This episode we talk about stupid pants, Bill Nye the Cringe Guy, and the Apocalypse. Oops, I mean the "Adpocalypse." My bad. One's the end of the earth, the other is a group of people that call disgustingly call themselves "Youtubers" making twenty minute long videos complaining about "the community."
The War on Berkeley continues today with Ann Coulter's skirmish with the Antifa. I don't know why they don't just do what I do when I see Ann Coulter: change the channel.
We start today's episode with a joke a...2017-04-301h 06Thought CopsCase File 2Wee-woo wee-woo, welcome to the second episode of Thought Cops, with your hosts Officer Kevin and Officer Grant. On this week’s episode, we get right into it: the newest symbol of the Alt-Right Neo-Nazis, Netflix’s genocide against Caucasians, the newest N-Words you’re not allowed to say to journalists, and Youtube’s top Youtuber, Pew-die-pie comes out as an Anti-Semite. If Trump was literally Hitler and we were literally living in 1930’s Nazi Germany, I’d definitely be freaking out right about now.
In response to the Netflix show Dear White People, I reference a video by Phi...2017-03-2053 min
The Cardone ZoneSpecial Edition: Mistakes in Business with Kevin HarringtonKevin Harrington and Grant Cardone talk Mistakes in Business – 10X Growth Con: Join Kevin Harrington— inventor the world-famous Infomercial (ever heard of As Seen on TV?) at 10X GrowthCon! In addition, guys like Daymond John, who went from a wage worker at Red Lobster to a multi-millionaire and star of Shark Tank, Jay Abraham who built strategy for the top entrepreneurs in the world, Tim Grover who trained Kobe Bryant, Dwayne Wade and Michael Jordan, Russell Brunson who founded Click Funnels, and the list goes on and on. It’s miraculous that all of these people were able to make space...2017-02-2321 min