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The Haha MenEpisode 11: I don't have a title for this oneTim discusses his family and gives life advice on how not to miss a loved one after they die. This will be the last traditional episode for a while. I do have some interesting stuff in the works for this podcast, but we're going on hiatus because... We will be making a sketch comedy show. That's right. The Haha Men is going to be making a sketch show on Youtube soon. More details coming on the Olde City Matt Facebook profile. 2023-02-2112 min

The Haha MenEpisode 10: PhatphobicWe discuss fatphobia, drug addiction, and black people names in this one. 2023-02-1421 min

The Haha MenEpisode 9: The F4g HagsTim Wolfe regales us all with that time he used to work at a gay night club, as well as his strange and mystical masturbation techniques. We also talk about Andy Warhol's brother Stanley, Dr. Seuss, and Sha'carri Richardson. 2023-02-0734 min

The Haha MenEpisode 8: Peanut BrittleI'm not going to lie to you, this is probably the best episode so far. Tim Wolfe tells the story of that time he worked at a peanut brittle factory in Youngstown. His supervisor was retarded which is somehow NOT the funniest part of the story. We also have an intervention for Tim's Sopranos addiction. This one's a laugh fest you won't wanna miss! 2023-01-3123 min

The Haha MenEpisode 7: SlavemasTim Wolfe and Olde City Matt here. We talk about Tim's family in this one, his father's gambling addiction, and his brother who's just a generally awful and unpleasant human being who I hope listens to this. We also discuss times our families thought we were gay, lottery bullshit, comedy bullshit, and giving slaves as Christmas presents. 2023-01-2429 min

The Haha MenEpisode 6: Strangers with CandyWe discuss countries where grape is legal, Chris Chan, that time a cop tried to give Tim Wolfe candy, and the 9/11 Seinfeld script. And Chris Chan. We talk about Chris Chan a lot in this one.2023-01-1719 min

The Haha MenEpisode 5: Return of the Sandwich RumorsIn this episode of The Haha Men, Tim Wolfe retells the classic Pen 15 story of how he got fired from a sandwich shop. We discover that he's the fall guy for every job he's ever had. He also regales us with his dream where Kevin Costner roasted him. Me and Julian in turn tell the story about that time we went to Africa. We also discuss nihilism and kiddie-diddlers. 2023-01-1023 min

The Haha MenEpisode 4: Yoko Deserved ItWe kidnapped a guy in this episode. With him, we discuss Chad Zumock, Jordan Walsh, and that time Tim's real life friend got offended by one of my Facebook posts.2023-01-0317 min

The Haha MenEpisode 3: Why is Ja Rule Up Here?We discuss religion in this one. Olde City Matt talks some shit on the Philly stand up scene. Plus we discuss the pros and cons of a certain word.2022-12-2732 min

The Haha MenEpisode 2: Dirty NipplesWe discuss teen pregnancy, how Magic Johnson probably doesn't have AIDS, and that time Tim heard his neighbor having sex with a black guy. Tim continues to stand by his opinion that he's not good at fucking. This episode is dedicated to Aaron Carter, RIP.2022-12-2027 min

The Haha MenEpisode 1: Mirth and GleeWelcome to the first episode of The Haha Men, starring Tim Wolfe and Olde City Matt. We discuss all three girlfriends Tim had this year and how one of them broke up with him over something he said on a podcast (not this one, but hopefully some day).2022-12-1325 min $Soundtrack to a Financial Advisor\'s Life with Olde Raleigh Financial$ Soundtrack to a Financial Advisor's Life with Olde Raleigh FinancialSavings Habits are Not Culturally Driven - CapEx is risingWe had a fun, meandering conversation with Matt Klein from The Overshoot. Love this guy. Smart as heck. There is a lot of talk about China’s huge consumer potential and yes 1.6 billion gets the attention of S&P 500 companies. The challenge is very little of China’s GDP is controlled by the consumer because most is controlled by the state. In addition, China’s population is old - check out this podcast we did on China’s ageing population. So what does huge ageing population with little extra money to spend have to say about the global de...2022-03-301h 18

Let Us Be Idiots#69. The Supreme Gentlemen (Olde City Matt & Clay Earley)Original Air Date 06/16/2021. This week on, “Let Us Be Idiots” contains the guests Olde City Matt who hosts the, “The Pen 15 Podcast” and Clay Earley an associate of the, “The Dick Show Podcast”. On this episode it’s all being said controversial statement and opinions about backed up with humor. *** The Pen 15 Podcast links: Apple Podcast https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-pen-15-podcast/id1510514140 *** Outro Rap lyrics wrote and performed @jdange23 and the beat was produced by Matteo Pascale. *** All other content can be found on the web...2022-02-2424 min

We talk about all things paranormal. Hauntings, UFOS, Bigfoot Dogman and more paranormal activity.Paranormal activity and ghost hunting at the Olde Park Hotel,Texas Part 1We are going to be talking about the Olde Park hotel and the reports of paranormal activity that go on there. Ghost hunting is always fun, but the more you know about a location the better your chances of making contact with whatever might be there. I always say "know your location". Tonight Amanda and I talk about the paranormal activity reports, we discuss what spirits might be there including names, the history of the building and more. After the ghost hunting investigation we will share our findings if any, our experiences and overall thoughts about the investigation. We just...2021-10-1529 min

The Pen 15 PodcastEpisode 60: Thanks for the Nut, HomosThe final episode. For real this time. And what a send off! Pee Wee Herman on the Titanic is easily one of the top five bits ever in the history of the podcast. We actually just kinda talk about Pee Wee Herman a lot this episode. Also, Celine Dion looks like dogshit. And jerking off to The L Word is my form of peaceful protest. Thanks to everyone who listened. There will never be another Pen 15 Podcast, and Olde City Matt will more than likely retire. So...see ya never, I guess. Tim Wolfe'll be around though. 2021-09-1333 min

The Pen 15 PodcastEpisode 59: The Penultimate 15 ClubOur second to last episode ever! The final Tim's dad story. The Wal Mart demon. How do you spell computer? This podcast is gay and black. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/olde-city-matt/support 2021-09-1021 min

The Pen 15 PodcastEpisode 58: Animal Penis with Dylan Lusk (The Final Penterview)I'm joined by famous Reno, Northeast Ohio, and Western Pennsylvania comic Dylan Lusk! We discuss how awful Ravenna, OH is, how awful Philly's stand up scene is, that thing I tried to convince my girlfriend was true, the dicksucking app for PS4, and dog dick. I come out as trans in this episode. Also, the name of that bar in Stow is On Tap. It's logo is a bison in a bow tie. It's cute. Two episodes left! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/olde-city-matt/support 2021-09-0632 min

The Pen 15 PodcastBonus Episode 3: The Blowjob TreeOriginally aired on Patreon October 18th, 2020. Brian, Shawn Beef, and Enigmatic Steve were on this one, plus Tim Wolfe in one of his early appearances before he was a co-host. Shawn brings back his classic character Anne Gyna. Steve made friends with a neo-Nazi. I'm afraid of the Tin Man. We talk about Paris Hilton and Edward Furlong. Shooting up your school is now hack. N Sync songs are all about killing yourself. This was the longest episode of The Pen 15 Podcast. Sad announcement: we're ending the podcast soon. Again. But permanently this time. There...2021-09-031h 37

The Pen 15 PodcastEpisode 57: The Many Flavors of FaggoWe discuss ICP and Juggalos in this one. No lie, this turned out to be probably one of our funniest. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/olde-city-matt/support 2021-08-3018 min

The Pen 15 PodcastEpisode 56: I Can't Believe It's Not Up My AssThis episode contains: -how to make or break a date -the funny thing I tried to convince my girlfriend was real -Charlie Manson's Angels -the story of how Tim found his way back home from Meadville -our (possible) new bit, actor swap. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/olde-city-matt/support 2021-08-2727 min

The Pen 15 PodcastEpisode 55: Hairy MaguireThis episode we tell the true story of how the Indians lost their land! Also, Tim makes a dark confession and I can't tell if he's being ironic or not. You don't wanna miss this one. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/olde-city-matt/support 2021-08-2328 min

The Pen 15 PodcastEpisode 54: Ligger NuverWelcome to the Matt and Tim N word power hour! Featuring: -Tim Wolfe would do anything for fame...including that. -That time Tim got a DUI and could finally end things with a girl he didn't like. -How The Shawshank Redemption should've ended, and how every Tom Hanks movie should begin. Shoutout to Kent, OH! Me and Tim finally hung out for the first time in six years! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/olde-city-matt/support 2021-08-2030 min

The Pen 15 PodcastBonus Episode 2: No Look LiuThis one came out September 2020 and includes such highlights as Smokey the Twink, Pole McCartney, Freedom Kahlo, and No Look Liu, which was my favorite joke made on the podcast during the original run. Again, if you want to see more content like this, spread the word and I will organize some sort of Patreon revival. To see what other juicy goodies we had on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/pen15podcast?fan_landing=true --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/olde-city-matt/support 2021-08-151h 06

The Pen 15 PodcastEpisode 53: SexGuinea pigs having sex. Ugly people having sex. David Carradine having suicidal sex. Sex. This episode is dedicated to Trevor Moore. RIP --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/olde-city-matt/support 2021-08-1321 min

The Pen 15 PodcastBonus Episode 1: Chef's KissThis episode is a year old and was one of the three bonus episodes released on Patreon when we had one up and running. Our concept back then was to post a poll on Facebook and let the people in the group vote on the bonus topic. The topic here was the old internet. Here it is, free and available to the public for the first time. If we increase listenership, I would love to reanimate the Patreon and have a reason to make stuff like this again. So if you like what you hear, spread the...2021-08-091h 22

The Pen 15 PodcastEpisode 52: 50 Shades of GayTim's idea for a bee movie. No, not B Movie, thought we talk about that too. Jerry Seinfeld is bees. Oogie Boogie is black. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/olde-city-matt/support 2021-08-0620 min

The Pen 15 PodcastEpisode 51: Diet CokeThis episode contains some advice to our listeners: what to tell a girl the next time she says that you don't have your shit together. We also talk about furries (again again) in this one. Also, Rocket Power. That show was gay. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/olde-city-matt/support 2021-08-0226 min

The Pen 15 PodcastEpisode 50: Queer StreetI'm joined by Tim Wolfe, Movie Theater Kelly, and special guest Freddy Krueger. We discuss a cunnilingus scene in R.L. Stine's woke new show, hamster's in asses, Tim's aggressively homosexual landlord, and the completely autistic way Tim pronounces "Antarctica." --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/olde-city-matt/support 2021-07-3021 min

The Pen 15 PodcastEpisode 49: Christmas in JulyRudolph the black eyed reindeer. Santa fucks. Affirmative lafftion. We also discuss the worst religion of all (it's the one you're thinking of). --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/olde-city-matt/support 2021-07-2618 min

The Pen 15 PodcastEpisode 48: N-Word HeavenThe dean of college. A cop's handy dandy framing utility belt. Catdog. A conversation between Bill Cosby and Joe Pesci. The brief return of Movie Theater Kelly. Tim Wolfe is now more famous than Andy Dick. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/olde-city-matt/support 2021-07-2322 min

The Pen 15 PodcastEpisode 47: The SimpranosTim Wolfe is Walter White Jr. He's also apparently not allowed to do cocaine. We do impressions in this one. Are people listening to this podcast while they fuck? Did Tom Sizemore have sex with Michael Rappaport? This one is wild. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/olde-city-matt/support 2021-07-1923 min

The Pen 15 PodcastEpisode 46: Fifty First NightmaresI'm joined by Steve and Dave as we discuss last names, Brock Lesnar's daughter, the Wachowski sisters, some LGBT history, and the return of Bill Clinton! This episode is sponsored by John R. Deady Funeral Home. It's real. Look it up. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/olde-city-matt/support 2021-07-1621 min

The Pen 15 PodcastEpisode 45: Emotional Support PornTim's landlord asks him on an erotic vacation. Tim's dad does a real life bit to his son. Tim opens up about his porn hangups. Maybe I should just rename this "Tim Wolfe: the Podcast." Let's get restarted HAA --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/olde-city-matt/support 2021-07-1221 min

The Pen 15 PodcastEpisode 44: Dear JohnThis episode, me, Dave, and Steve discuss retard strength, Muslim years, and Olmec's sexy DSLs. This episode is dedicated to John McAfee. You will be missed forever. RIP --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/olde-city-matt/support 2021-07-0921 min

The Pen 15 PodcastEpisode 43: Emotional Support PodcastHuman investments. Depressed dogs. Incels. Hostage negotiation. Me and Tim Wolfe get emo on a brand new episode! "If you're a girl that loves dick, I wouldn't recommend me being the one who gives it to you." -A wise man --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/olde-city-matt/support 2021-07-0521 min

The Pen 15 PodcastEpisode 42: Dog Walks ManI'm back in the studio with Steve and Dave. We discuss gaping cootchie, professions for asexuals, your pornstar daughter, Dave's possibly gay dog, and how awful Big Bang Theory is. So...how wide is YOUR pussy? --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/olde-city-matt/support 2021-07-0226 min

The Pen 15 PodcastPenterview 14: The Combover with Miki Janosi (Part 1)I'm joined by world famous Ohio comedian Miki Janosi! We discuss being bald, retarded superheroes, the missile alert, top deaths, botched deaths, celebrity botched deaths, and deaths. Influencers! That's the word I was looking for. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/olde-city-matt/support 2021-06-3029 min

The Pen 15 PodcastEpisode 41: The Suite Life of Matt and Tim WolfeI have decided to make Tim Wolfe an official co-host of the podcast! We beg the question: does being horny cure racism? We also talk some shit on Forrest Whitaker, Roger Ebert, and Gabriel Inglesias. Featuring special guest, Tim's mom! If you love us, leave a good review on Apple Podcasts. If you hate us, leave a good review on Apple Podcasts. Then stick my dick in your mouth. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/olde-city-matt/support 2021-06-2826 min

The Pen 15 PodcastEpisode 40: Chunky FungI'm joined by Steve and Asian Dave again. We discuss Kevin Federline, gambling, r/kelly, and how it would be cool to be gay. A call to all our fans: do me a favor. Leave a review on Apple Podcasts. I don't trust Anchor's numbers anymore and want to get some idea of how many people are actually listening to this. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/olde-city-matt/support 2021-06-2531 min

The Pen 15 PodcastPenterview 13: Burn the Homeless (with Joseph Larkin)I'm joined by Joseph Larkin of the W3 Thr33 Tr0lls podcast! We talk about homeless people (a lot), the disintegration of life in California, Joseph's alcoholic dad, that one time I met the horse from Dances with Wolves, and Philly. Fuck Philly. Check out W3 Thr33 Tr0lls here: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/w3-thr33-tr0lls/id1334403037 --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/olde-city-matt/support 2021-06-2327 min

The Pen 15 PodcastPenterview 12: Changing Keys with Gene DiNapoli (Part 2)Part 2 of my chat with Gene DiNapoli! We discuss Gene's show, Jackass, and more crazy Elvis stories! Be sure to check out Reminiscing with Gene DiNapoli: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCW27xk54_sX-Y0B6InLUBWA If you want to book Gene, have him marry you, or feel compelled to spend the day with Elvis, visit his website: https://www.genedinapoli.com/ --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/olde-city-matt/support 2021-06-2123 min

The Pen 15 PodcastEpisode 39: Jumpin in the MudI'm joined by two newcomers, Steve and Dave. We talk about yo mama jokes, Undercover Boss, and getting pooped on in what has to be the most misogynistic episode of this podcast. Happy pride. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/olde-city-matt/support 2021-06-1840 min

The Pen 15 PodcastPenterview 11: The King, Gene DiNapoli (Part 1)Part 1 of my chat with America's youngest Elvis impersonator and Cum Town favorite, Gene DiNapoli! We discuss his aftermath of being on Cum Town, that time Scumbag Vinny had me on his show, and, of course, all things Elvis! Hey Cum Town! Get Gene back on! If you want to book Gene, have him marry you, or check out his podcast, visit: https://www.genedinapoli.com/ --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/olde-city-matt/support 2021-06-1425 min

The Pen 15 PodcastEpisode 38: Getting Some American TailBrian's friend's wild cigarette claim. High school stories. My dumbest bitch of the week yet. Brian can name every My Little Pony. This dog don't hunt. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/olde-city-matt/support 2021-06-1122 min

The Pen 15 PodcastEpisode 37: Can You Take Me High Meow?Fetal alcohol syndrome, throwback jokes, and a huge shoutout to Charlotte: America's greatest city. Can you take me high, meow? To a place where cats can meow? --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/olde-city-matt/support 2021-06-0719 min

The Pen 15 PodcastPenterview 10: Sometimes Dead is Better with Tim Wolfe (Part 2)Ladies and gentlemen, this episode contains what is probably the greatest, most fucked up story ever told on this podcast. You have been warned. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/olde-city-matt/support 2021-06-0436 min

The Pen 15 PodcastPenterview 9: Tim Wolfe, God Dammit! (Part 1)Tim Wolfe returns! We discuss Scientology, Carlos Mencia, getting a lap dance while pooping, Sam Kinison's last words, Jesus at the Nazareth open mic, and how his parents just don't understand. The chickens are crossing the road in this one. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/olde-city-matt/support 2021-05-3131 min

The Pen 15 PodcastEpisode 36: Lazy EyesShawn Beef tells a story of love and romance. We shit on the British. We shit on the Irish. We shit on lazy eyes. We dream of hanging out with trainwreck celebrities. So pop that chub! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/olde-city-matt/support 2021-05-2821 min

The Pen 15 PodcastEpisode 35: Silly RajeetPokemon. Bar etiquette. Alternate movie endings. Robert di Niro's sneaky trap. Polite pedophiles. Brian abandoning his future children. Special needs Batman. I laughed so hard I cried in this one. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/olde-city-matt/support 2021-05-2441 min

The Pen 15 PodcastEpisode 34: HeisenboneShawn Beef returns! We discuss Tom Cruise, Brian's adventures in an after hours bar, Philly's most infamous strip club The Republican, and Mary Todd Lincoln's head game. Seriously though, the Republican is wild. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/olde-city-matt/support 2021-05-2138 min

The Pen 15 PodcastEpisode 33: BananimeAmerican cartoons vs anime in this episode. Brian and I submit some favorites from both. We also discuss my old roommate who used to watch hentai, and some statistics of the podcast. Shoutout to Super Eyepatch Wolf, who isn't listening to this show. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/olde-city-matt/support 2021-05-1725 min

The Pen 15 PodcastPenterview 8: The Tube w Movie Theater KellySome lady named Kelly called in and told some hilarious stories about working at a movie theater. We discuss people smuggling children, Seth Rogan's filthy body, and homeless people and their coffee. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/olde-city-matt/support 2021-05-1433 min

The Pen 15 PodcastEpisode 32: The Eternal PenisI finally give my take on cops. Are they all bastards? Listen and find out! Me and Brian also bring back bitch of the week! This week, we cover advertisements and smug scientists. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/olde-city-matt/support 2021-05-1027 min

The Pen 15 PodcastPenterview 7: Sha Ba Doo with Devin ConnerThis week, I'm joined by famous Northeast Ohio (now LA based) comedian, Devin Conner! We discuss the awful problem in Norton, OH, Paul Blart 3, that time I said the n word in a movie theater, and hot pussy, baby. Sha ba doo! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/olde-city-matt/support 2021-05-0722 min

The Pen 15 PodcastEpisode 31: Regis Philbin Died?No seriously. He died last year, did anyone hear about this? I had no idea. Oh yeah. WE'RE BACK BABY! I'm joined in the studio by Brian, where we discuss Michael Caine, a shitty movie, and male role models. This episode is brought to you by the letter K. K is for Komeback, bitch! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/olde-city-matt/support 2021-05-0327 min

The Pen 15 PodcastPenterview 6: That Good Pipe with Rat Boy James MossI'm joined by Birmingham raised, Philly based comedian, Rat Boy James Moss. We discuss railing out Kay Ivey, comedian James Mahal, Goosebumps books, and when shows become aware of their audience. I want to play a game... --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/olde-city-matt/support 2021-04-3036 min

The Pen 15 PodcastPenterview 5: The Utility Players with Fartmouth (Part 2)The second part of my conversation with Thyler and Jake of Fartmouth Podcast! We talk about the Navy, dogs, and the return of a classic Pen 15 joke! We like it ruff. Be sure to check out Fartmouth Podcast! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/fartmouth/id1492741786 --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/olde-city-matt/support 2021-04-2621 min

The Pen 15 PodcastPenterview 4: Sierra Leone with Fartmouth (Part 1)This episode, I have the pleasure of talking to Thyler and Jake, hosts of Fartmouth, one of my absolute favorite podcasts. So naturally, we talk about podcasts, a topic that I've mostly successfully avoided. Fuck. We also discuss their song parodies, baby dick (it's not what you think...it's worse), cavernous cootchie, and a certain museum director with big tits. If you haven't listened to Fartmouth, check them out!: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/fartmouth/id1492741786 --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/olde-city-matt/support 2021-04-2327 min

The Pen 15 PodcastPenterview 3: The Ha Ha Man, Tim Wolfe (Part 2)The end of my conversation with famous Northeast Ohio comedian Tim Wolfe! Slenderman, Jeff Foxworthy, and Tim's new movie. I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe during this one. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/olde-city-matt/support 2021-04-1926 min

The Pen 15 PodcastPenterview 2: The Folding Chair with Tim Wolfe (Part 1)Famous northeast Ohio comedian Tim Wolfe's return call in! We talk about the South, blackface, Nascar, the corniest joke I've ever made, and Tim's story of getting abandoned in Chicago...TWICE! In two years! This is the story of the folding chair that broke the camel's back. Tune in next week for part 2! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/olde-city-matt/support 2021-04-1632 min

The Pen 15 PodcastPenterview 1: Alcoholated with ClayWe're back with a new call in segment! Clay of The Dick Show fame calls in again, rocking a rhino horn and pounding some Natty. We talk about high school dares, his pee blowjob story, and the fate of the girl he banged with cancer. This episode might just be the fuckest. Regular in room episodes will resume in the upcoming month. This side series will persist before and during the regular run. For those who supported us, waiting patiently for our return: thank you, Penheads. <3 --- Support this podcast: https://anchor...2021-04-0944 min

The Pen 15 PodcastGet ReadyThe Pen 15 Podcast will be revived this year, most likely sometime in the next couple months. Here's a little best of I threw together for a marketing thing. Enjoy. There is also a joke in here from an old bonus episode that is probably new to most of you. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/olde-city-matt/support 2021-03-2604 min

Left at the LightYe Olde Corner TapI get to talk whiskey with Jessica at Ye Olde Corner Tap in McHenry. You should really take a trip down there after listening. Besides having a great menu they have a really cool interior with some pretty cool things on the wall. You can hear about them here and then go see them in person. I plan on visiting again and enjoying another cocktail. Jessica and her staff are really inviting and seriously give them a follow on their social media and you can see for yourself what great things they offer. Please subscribe and follow us. ...2021-02-2121 min

GraveYard TalesThe Olde Park HotelOlde Park Hotel in Ballinger Texas is a really haunted place! But the exact history is somewhat obscured for reasons we’ll discuss! Who wants to go visit?! This week’s sponsor: Acorn TV – www.Acorn.TV (code “grave”) Magic Spoon - Magicspoon.com/grave (code: "grave") Thank you, Jeff Wampler, for helping with the research!! Check out our sources below for more info and to continue learning! Please Rate & Review us wherever you get your Podcasts! Mail us something: GYT Podcast PO Box 54...2021-02-051h 15

The Pen 15 PodcastEpisode 30: The Final EpisodeAnd in the end The love you take Is equal to The size of your Pen 15 Thanks for listening, Penheads. Some friends of ours: Let Us Be Idiots: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/let-us-be-idiots/id1479014669?fbclid=IwAR27U_TC4XeZbOkiORr6y8K6Z7JQy7w9_jbHskgZ0Y085eZJT4d3ohhWEgk Rushmore Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rushmore-podcast/id1329831952 Ryan Boyle: https://www.instagram.com/not.ryan.boyle/ Tim Wolfe: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHfkWbNUwM4&t=31s ...2020-12-0400 min

The Pen 15 PodcastEpisode 29: Pepper Saves the PodcastI came THIS CLOSE to not having an episode this week until Pepper Goins of the Rushmore Podcast decided to call in from work. We talk about car robberies in Jackson, MS, how Pepper used to be a hot girl, and about collaborating on a new future podcast...that would get us murdered. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/olde-city-matt/support 2020-11-1300 min

The Pen 15 PodcastEpisode 28: I Rap AgainWe talk about Tupac, a whore house, hacking someone's Onlyfans, and throwing up in an Uber. Plus I rap again. So call me Mystic Mayo! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/olde-city-matt/support 2020-11-0600 min

The Pen 15 PodcastEpisode 27: The Shawshank RedeemersMe and Clarence make an anime. We talk about Green Eggs and Ham. I fucked up and thought only the eggs were green. We get assaulted by a naked woman. Hypothetically. We Down 4 Lyfe! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/olde-city-matt/support 2020-10-3000 min

The Pen 15 PodcastEpisode 26: Cardigan ClarenceI give Clarence a new nickname. We discuss state mandated vasectomies, Twilight of the Cockroaches, and how to unmuzzle a bear. Hint: start by taking off her hijab. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/olde-city-matt/support 2020-10-2300 min

The Pen 15 PodcastBonus Episode 3 TrailerOut now at www.patreon.com/pen15podcast --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/olde-city-matt/support 2020-10-1900 min

The Pen 15 PodcastEpisode 25: PurieCurley's fries, Mine Kumpf, pumpkin purie, and all the people we wanna kill. Everything Shawn says could've been the title of this episode because he can't pronounce words. Also, we read your poop stories! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/olde-city-matt/support 2020-10-1600 min

The Pen 15 PodcastEpisode 24: The Scout Master Behind MeShawn Beef is finally back in the studio with his friend Enigmatic Steve. This episode probably has the greatest opening line ever. We also talk about the pedophile behind me in line at Office Max, the towel guy in the bathroom, and Shawn's continued denial of gravity. We also confuse Cleopatra with Helen of Troy, which made me angry at myself while editing. Fuck Star Wars. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/olde-city-matt/support 2020-10-0900 min

The Pen 15 PodcastEpisode 23: The Joys of Jerking OffMe and Clarence discuss the fun of masturbating, his trip to Miami, teen pregnancy, places we've pooped, and Little Caesar's. Boo boo choo! Here comes the goo! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/olde-city-matt/support 2020-10-0200 min

The Pen 15 PodcastEpisode 22: PEN15 the TV Show on Hulu, an Original Show on Hulu Called PEN15 and It's on Hulu and It's Called PEN15This episode is about a TV show on Hulu called PEN15. PEN15 is described as "middle school as it really happened." Erskine and Konkle play versions of themselves as 13-year-old outcasts in the year 2000, surrounded by actual 13-year-olds, where the best day of your life can turn into your worst with the stroke of a gel pen. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/olde-city-matt/support 2020-09-2523 min

The Pen 15 PodcastEpisode 21: Going GhostI play another story from our friend Zach, we talk more shit on furries, make more fun of Butch Fartman, talk about fucked up Japanese porn, and bring back "I like my Women!" All this on a nice, short, retro episode of The Pen 15 Podcast. So lemme see that jelly roll. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/olde-city-matt/support 2020-09-1836 min

The Pen 15 PodcastEpisode 20: Clay and the PrezziesWe impersonate presidents for 20 minutes. Then, Clay of The Dick Show fame calls in (20:04)! He tells an exclusive story never before heard on TDS (22:50) and throws in an addendum to the post-op lady story that was left out of TDS (38:24). We also give a revealing shoutout to the host of another podcast that we both like. Be sure to post in our Discord: https://discord.gg/cvvFMR --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/olde-city-matt/support 2020-09-1146 min

The Pen 15 PodcastBonus Episode 2 TrailerThe trailer for bonus episode 2. Debuts Sunday, only on www.patreon.com/pen15podcast --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/olde-city-matt/support 2020-09-0801 min

The Pen 15 PodcastEpisode 19: Clarence the DogI'm joined by Brian and Clarence. We talk about Butch Hartman (2:13), Bella Thorne (7:36), that time I baited and switched a guy into coming off racist in front of Clarence (12:36), and Clarence's story of love and romance (17:47). Clarence and I also negotiate the conditions of my n-word pass. Then another call in from Cris (32:11) and the story of how he ruined another life (36:07). Hope you're hungry like a dog! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/olde-city-matt/support 2020-09-0448 min

The Pen 15 PodcastEpisode 18: Burn Baby BurnRemember when you shared your losing virginity stories on Facebook? We read them in this one. Other highlights include a fan song by Pepper Goins of the Rushmore Podcast, a burn victim who took the virginities of every boy in town (9:07), Ryan Boyle talking about the first time he ever cummed (16:00), and me delivering an edict with suicide instructions to some guy I'll never meet (36:25). We playin ball! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/olde-city-matt/support 2020-08-2840 min

The Pen 15 PodcastEpisode 17: Boys Playing with DollsWe finally have three people in one room. I'm joined by Clarence and Ryan Boyle to discuss Bratz dolls, McCauley Culkin (9:50), the two headed girl (12:42), and the first gay MMA fighter (27:54). I'm also joined by Pepper Goins, host of the Rushmore Podcast (35:25). He steals Twitter handles. Also, he has COVID. This episode is dedicated to Kimbo Slice. RIP. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/olde-city-matt/support 2020-08-2156 min

The Pen 15 PodcastEpisode 16: Born Again VirginMe and Brian kick this one off talking about Batman: The Animated Series and how we'd fuck every chick in it. Then Cris calls in with two stories. He has a traumatic old internet story (18:51) and the saga of how he lost his virginity, found it again, then lost it again to a fat vegan who was being vegan wrong (26:42). So join us in the baptismal fires! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/olde-city-matt/support 2020-08-1441 min

The Pen 15 PodcastEpisode 15: Build that WonderwallWelcome to a very special 15th episode of The Pen 15 Podcast. This one is short, but boy is it a milestone! I sing a song I wrote especially for you guys, we have a fantastic storytime about how we each lost our virginity, and Brian and I deliver a very special message to all of our supreme gentlemen in the making. Stay tuned for our first bonus episode, coming out Sunday! Only at www.patreon.com/pen15podcast --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/olde-city-matt/support 2020-08-0431 min

The Pen 15 PodcastEpisode 14: Sandwich RumorsShawn Beef is back in the studio. We talk about Christopher Columbus (9:45), the hot lesbians of Richmond (21:04), and some other stuff. Also, Shawn doesn't believe in gravity (13:04). Then, a call from world famous, Northeast Ohio comedian Tim Wolfe (23:03). The rumors are true, he was fired from a sandwich shop. Get the real story here, only on The Pen 15 Podcast! (35:07). --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/olde-city-matt/support 2020-07-2954 min

The Pen 15 PodcastEpisode 13: Attack of the Poodle People!Shawn Beef returns for what turned out to be the horror episode! Spooky! This is pretty much a bunch of horror related stuff, but we do also talk about killing the czar's entire family (10:52), shooting hookers with Nerf guns (12:00), shows where you laugh AT them (20:15), and pornographic Goosebumps titles (29:57). Also, at 35:00, our first Patreon storytime call in from Zach about that time he interrogated a terrorist. So...welcome to head house... --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/olde-city-matt/support 2020-07-2246 min

The Pen 15 PodcastEpisode 12: The Assassination of Miss Fat Bitch by the Comic Ryan BoyleI'm joined by real life Philly comedian Ryan Boyle, as well as a call in appearance from famed podcaster and comedian Matteo Pascale, host of Let Us Be Idiots and numerous other projects. We start off reading your sex genie wishes, talk about the comedy world (3:10), Ryan tells the story of the time he saw a nerd's dick (13:33), and also about how he ruined a teacher's life (24:40). Matteo talks about his seasoned experiences with podcasting and why fans of Cum Town are picking on him (31:40). Also, suicide videos are funny (24:40). I think comedy is dead. ...2020-07-1548 min

The Pen 15 PodcastEpisode 11: The Ass of UsWe talk about the sex genie (6:55), fictional crushes from childhood (19:45), the buttsex meme from The Last of Us 2 (33:20), a new storytime call in (38:15), and why saving yourself for marriage is gay (don't remember where this one is). So be sure to put on some Barry White to get in the mood, because this is the horny episode. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/olde-city-matt/support 2020-07-0749 min

The Pen 15 PodcastEpisode 10: Asians of Eastern EuropeClarence is bad at geography. There's insanity happening in these streets! Plus, two call ins for the price of one from Roger the pickup artist and Ben the life ruiner. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/olde-city-matt/support 2020-06-3051 min

The Pen 15 PodcastEpisode 9: The Llama and the CheerioWe have a new theme song and storytime jingle. Clarence is back and we talk more about how we like our women. Pablo Muchacho calls in with a story that will shock and appall all who hear it. So keep your llama out of my cheerio! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/olde-city-matt/support 2020-06-2442 min $Soundtrack to a Financial Advisor\'s Life with Olde Raleigh Financial$ Soundtrack to a Financial Advisor's Life with Olde Raleigh FinancialSoundtrack to a Financial Advisor's Life – Barron’s Magazine’s Matt C. KleinHey everybody. It's Trevor Chambers from Old Raleigh Financial Group here in lovely Raleigh, North Carolina. Today on Meet the Masters ... Matthew, I've got to call you a smarty-pants. I read your bio and stuff. I did deep research as far as Google. This guy is cool. Matthew Klein is an economics commentator for Barron's Magazine. His latest book is, Trade and Balances and How Global and Trade and Financial Systems Can Transmit Problems from One Society to Another. Did I get that right? Did I botch it? How did I do? Matthew Klein: Yeah...2020-06-181h 06

The Pen 15 PodcastEpisode 8: That Dunkin is Shamokin!Our first storytime call in. An interview with Ann Jaina. Skunk Ape. Frankenhooker. Helen Keller on Ice. The death of a Dunkin Donuts. This boner just won't quit! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/olde-city-matt/support 2020-06-1739 min

The Pen 15 PodcastEpisode 7: Local Girl Poops PantsWe have our best storytime yet on this episode! Many wild stories brought to us by OG punk rock legend Shawn "Beef" Strokinoff, as well as a couple fan submitted ones! We also discuss To Catch a Predator, Fast Eddie and his poop filled pizza boxes, and that one chick at KSU that also pooped (in her pants). Also a huge announcement at the end! Looks like we're stuck together, sweetie! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/olde-city-matt/support 2020-06-1046 min

The Pen 15 PodcastEpisode 6: My Pen 15 UnleashedWe talk about history and the American presidents in this one. I live vicariously through Bill Clinton's sex life. We also talk about The Sopranos again from 25:04-33:47, so if you're saving yourself to watch it, skip that part. Unleashed is still the funniest movie I've ever heard tell of. China, lazy eyes, and more on this episode of The Pen 15 Podcast. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/olde-city-matt/support 2020-06-0343 min

The Pen 15 PodcastEpisode 5: Go Go Gadget Sex CultWe talk about furries in this one, guys. We also talk about Stephen King, micropenises, weird nicknames for genitals, repressed memories, and that one time Bob Hoskins owned a pet. You stopped reading after "furries," didn't you? You should stick an ice cube up your butt before listening to this one. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/olde-city-matt/support 2020-05-2751 min

The Pen 15 PodcastEpisode 4: Gorilla BurkeClarence gives good storytime in this one. I discuss my lifelong dream to be a bad influence on someone's life. We get really mean in this episode. I also freestyle rap, so if you need a reason to kill yourself, you're gonna love this one. I didn't realize this until just now, but Clarence thought Abraham Lincoln was shot in a movie theater. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/olde-city-matt/support 2020-05-2045 min

The Pen 15 PodcastEpisode 3: Dexter's Outback LabThis episode has our first fan submitted storytime segment! Thank you Benis Boy! Clarence and I also discuss racism in society, his grandma's tits, Australian Dexter's Lab, and Disney Plus and Cuck. Try it on your significant other! I like my women like I like this episode. Getting done by a white guy and a black guy at the same time. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/olde-city-matt/support 2020-05-1348 min

The Pen 15 PodcastEpisode 2: James Gandolf FeenyListen here, ya little fuck! We talk about The Sopranos in this episode. Brian just finished season 1, so there'll be pretty light spoilers here. Plus we cover other important topics, like how much money would you suck a dick for? And is a show about librarians gay? (Answer: yes) So you better listen to this episode or I'll cast you down with the sodomites! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/olde-city-matt/support 2020-05-0635 min

The Pen 15 PodcastEpisode 1: The Tortoise Always Beats the HareOn the debut episode of the world famous Pen 15 Podcast, the first two members of the Pen 15 Club talk about cousin fucking, animal fucking, and what it means to be genetically gay. I make a sincere promise to the listeners, a promise I fully intend to keep. Also, we talk about our favorite comic book villain, the Tortoise. Cousin Brian doesn't like the name. He doesn't like me being meta. He doesn't like anything. We're off to a terrible start. So...uh...you got a name? --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm...2020-04-2938 min

The Pen 15 PodcastThe TrailerThe official first full length trailer for the Pen 15 Podcast! Our debut episode will be dropping this coming Wednesday, April 29th. Underdogs unite. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/olde-city-matt/support 2020-04-2500 min

The Pen 15 PodcastTeaser 1Pretty soon, the first episode of The Pen 15 Podcast will debut! In this teaser, I'm joined by a famous friend of mine! You may have even seen him on TV! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/olde-city-matt/support 2020-04-2500 min

The Phantasmagorical Think TankEpisode 7: The Exquisite Corpse ProjectFive friends conduct a quirky exercise in creative writing. Bibliography and Additional Resources Our Exquisite Corpse Project in paper form: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1W1_i78P6el40Kd7FqtyiB3ZITE6gNA-J/view?usp=sharing Full movie of Olde English’s Exquisite Corpse Project: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3fXT63Zs8M Trailer for Olde English’s Exquisite Corpse Project: https://vimeo.com/41669721 Theme music is ‘Levitation’ by Mabeha. Listen to the track here: https://open.spotify.com/track/0YS8xR9oPMtUvQj3C4wKHZ?si...2019-09-131h 17