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Opie & CarlFist Fighting with Ghosts & Carl’s Quick-DrawOpie and Carl hit the scorching NYC streets for a chaotic reunion mission: wrangle Vic Henley for the first post-firing O&A crew podcast at Gebhards. Along the way—hot dogs at Gray’s Papaya (mustard vs. sauerkraut wars), Matt Farah’s savage intro roasting Carl’s “Silicon Valley nerds bang dimes” delusion, Carl’s Food-Network-fueled first-date explosion (“like putting a monkey in a bathroom with a shotgun”), pregnant-fetish confessions, tattoo no-go zones, papaya-drink sabotage, and near-brawls with soup-wielding OGs. Zero filter, 100 % unhinged summer vibes.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support.
2025-11-2627 min
Opie RadioMark Normand Carl Ruiz Doug Benson Rich Vos - Best and Last Year of RadioMark Normand, Carl Ruiz, Doug Benson, Rich Vos, Dr. Steve 4/6Just dropped one of the funniest Opie Radio episodes ever recorded – absolute chaos with Rich Vos getting destroyed every 30 seconds, Mark Normand dropping killer one-liners, Doug Benson high as hell riffing on everything, the late great Carl Ruiz telling insane chef stories, and Doctor Steve on the phone causing total mayhem. Non-stop roasts, belly laughs, and classic Opie energy from the SiriusXM days. If you love real, unfiltered comedy where anything can happen, you NEED this in your life right now. Turn it up and try not to sp...
2025-11-222h 29Opie & CarlTherapist Crushes & Wedding-Day Divorce ThreatsOpie confesses his sexy-older-therapist obsession while Carl brags about 57-year-old sugar-mama convertible hookups. The duo unpack introvert struggles, mentally-ill moms, disowning family for sanity, and the wedding where the bride demanded divorce on the big day. From HR betrayals to Navy SEAL pranks, they spill raw, unfiltered life—complete with sidewalk smokes, hill-climbing rants, and a recorder that dies right when the therapy session gets real. Real talk, zero filter, battery life sold separately.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/opie-carl--6679362/support.
2025-11-2247 minOpie & CarlReal Talk Down By The RiverJoin Opie and Carl Ruiz for a wild ride through New York City in this hilarious and heartfelt episode of the Opie Radio podcast! Recorded on a humid summer day by the Hudson River, the duo dives into everything from overreacting to high school kids, dodging rogue cyclists, and debating global warming with a side of nerd-bashing. Carl shares a raw story about closing his beloved restaurant, Marie, while Opie opens up about the unjust SiriusXM firing and the real drama behind the Opie and Anthony breakup. From barking dogs to Sully’s miracle landing, this episode is packed with la...
2025-11-1838 minOpie & CarlPineapple-juiced Adidas w/ Carl's Hillbilly FriendsIn this raucous episode of the Opie and Carl podcast, the guys wrap up their epic hang at the Big Apple Barbecue with Carl's hillbilly crew. From Nick Solaris' loudmouth critiques to the Fox Brothers' smoked baloney mastery, the episode is packed with Southern charm, bourbon-fueled chaos, and barbecue wisdom. Sam Jones and Pat Martin bring whole hog expertise and karaoke heartbreak, while Billy Durney nurses his wounds over stolen trucks and pineapple-juiced Adidas. Expect CB radio tales, redneck ghost stories, and a whole lot of ratchet jawing in this smokin’ good time!Become a supporter of th...
2025-11-131h 06Opie RadioAnthony Cumia & Carl Ruiz - Best and Last Year of RadioAnthony Cumia, Carl Ruiz, Dan Soder, Doug Benson, Sherrod Small, Stuntbrain and Tippy Tom 4/5Anthony calls in to talk about the wild Barry Manilow rumor that Tippy Tom told us all those years ago on the Opie and Anthony Show. Carl had a dead body in one of his storage units! Farmers markets SUCK. We also break down the amazing documentary about a wine scam, Sour Grapes.
2025-11-092h 30Opie & CarlBarnyard Pimpin': A Wild Night with Carl's Hillbilly FriendsJoin Opie and Carl as they dive headfirst into the smoky, bourbon-fueled chaos of the Big Apple BBQ with Carl's hillbilly crew! From catastrophic podcast equipment fails to late-night steak tartare at a French diner, this episode is packed with Southern charm, gut-busting stories, and a whole lot of "kissing the bottle." Meet the Ubon’s gang, hear Gary’s legendary tales (including a horse-buying fiasco and a schnauzer joke that’ll leave you in stitches), and learn about Operation Barbecue Relief’s mission to feed disaster-stricken communities. Expect fried chicken, Bloody Mary oyster shooters, and a blues song that’ll have yo...
2025-11-0842 minOpie & CarlOpie Meets Carl's Hillbilly FriendsJoin Opie and Carl for a raucous, rib-smacking episode recorded live at the Big Apple Barbecue Block Party in New York City! The duo dives into the heart of Southern barbecue culture with the legendary Ubon’s crew from Yazoo City, Mississippi. From hilarious mix-ups (Opie as Ellen DeGeneres?!) to tales of fried chicken that’ll “change your life,” and a side of roadkill rumors, this episode is packed with laughter, soulful BBQ stories, and Southern hospitality. Meet pit masters, hear about Terence’s life-altering fried chicken, and get a taste of the camaraderie that makes this festival a must. Plus, a fe...
2025-11-0329 minOpie RadioCarl Ruiz Doug Benson - Best and Last Year of RadioCarl Ruiz Doug BensonSherrod Small 4/1The final year of my radio journey holds a special place in my heart, made even more poignant by the loss of my cherished friends, Carl Ruiz and Vic Henley. Reflecting on that time, I rediscovered the pure passion and exhilaration that drew me to radio in the first place. Amidst the chaos and challenges, we found endless moments of hilarity and camaraderie. Alongside Carl, Vic, and Sherrod Small, we shared unforgettable experiences both on and off the airwaves, our tight-knit bond shining through every episode. That year also marked Carl Ruiz's meteoric...
2025-11-012h 28Opie & CarlThe Chef and The SpyBuckle up for an epic episode of the Opie and Carl Podcast as they sit down with world traveler Lee Abbamonte, who’s been to every country, from the icy extremes of the North and South Poles to the chaotic streets of North Korea. Hear jaw-dropping tales of flying on a Belarusian military plane with Prince Harry, dodging scams in Nigeria, and golfing in Afghanistan under armed guard. The conversation takes hilarious detours into Wet Willies, diamond-swapping scandals, and the best pizza in America. From royal run-ins to rat-infested restaurants, this episode is a wild, unfiltered journey across the globe, wi...
2025-10-2950 minOpie RadioCarl Ruiz Doug Benson Vic Henley - Best and Last Year of RadioCarl Ruiz Vic Henley Doug Benson 3/31The final year of my radio journey holds a special place in my heart, made even more poignant by the loss of my cherished friends, Carl Ruiz and Vic Henley. Reflecting on that time, I rediscovered the pure passion and exhilaration that drew me to radio in the first place. Amidst the chaos and challenges, we found endless moments of hilarity and camaraderie. Alongside Carl, Vic, and Sherrod Small, we shared unforgettable experiences both on and off the airwaves, our tight-knit bond shining through every episode. That year also marked Carl Ruiz's...
2025-10-272h 23Opie & CarlWorld Traveler or CIA?Join Opie and Carl for a wild ride at Jack Dempsey’s in NYC, where the drinks flow and the stories get crazier by the minute! Carl’s freaking out over his powerless creepy cabin, overrun by spiders and bugs, while Opie stirs the pot with tales of spitting on cars and dodging trucker fights. Special guest Lee, the youngest American to visit every country, drops jaws with his Libya adventure during the Arab Spring—complete with firefights and a Jason Bourne-worthy passport moment. From dog park drama to 9/11 reflections, this episode is a chaotic blend of laughs, shocks, and pure p...
2025-10-2452 minOpie & CarlCarl's Mysterious Louis Vuitton BagJoin Opie, Carl, and comedian Vic Henley as they finish up day drinking and go for a wild, booze-fueled romp through New York City. The trio is hammered, hilarious, and hitting the streets, from devouring seafood feasts to debating Carl’s “hammer” on Instagram. A mysterious Louis Vuitton bag sparks chaos, leading to a comedic quest filled with hot dogs at Gray’s Papaya, encounters with quirky locals, and a surprise Potato Express discovery. Expect crude banter, heartfelt moments, and pure podcast pandemonium as the boys navigate Carl’s tough day with laughter and liquor. Become a supporter of this pod...
2025-10-1944 minOpie RadioDiarrhea Dogs - Best and Last Year of Radio w/ Carl Ruiz, Vic HenleyCarl Ruiz, Vic Henley and Sherrod Small 3/30In this hilarious and unfiltered episode of Opie's Best and Last Year of Radio, Opie and Vic Henley dive into a chaotic mix of stories that’ll leave you laughing and cringing. From a drug-sniffing dog with a questionable obsession at the airport to a disastrous vacation in Turks and Caicos involving pool closures, food poisoning, and neon-yellow mishaps, no topic is off-limits. The crew also recounts tales of questionable cheese steaks, undercover cops, and a python that made headlines for all the wrong reasons. Tune in for raw comedy, and st...
2025-10-181h 13Opie & CarlDay Drinking for Carl's DivorceJoin Opie, Food Network star Carl Ruiz, and comedian Vic Henley for a wild, boozy episode at The Ribbon on the Upper West Side. The trio dives into day drinking to cope with Carl’s divorce bombshell, indulging in fried chicken, deviled eggs, and a luxurious seafood platter with caviar. From shaman rituals and snorted “mystery plants” to heartfelt confessions and hilarious rants about shallots, this episode is a rollercoaster of raw emotion, culinary expertise, and unfiltered banter. Expect stories of caddying hardships, sugar gliders, and a jukebox playing all the wrong love songs. Pour a Pimm’s Cup and buckle u...
2025-10-1451 minOpie RadioComedy Legend Robert Klein and Carl Ruiz - Best and Last Year of RadioComedy legend Robert Klein, Carl Ruiz, Sherrod Small 3/30Opie welcomed the iconic Robert Klein for a lively, no-holds-barred conversation that blended sharp wit, personal anecdotes, and a deep dive into comedy's evolution. Robert Klein was promoting his documentary, Still Can't Stop His LegThe duo kicked off with reflections on Bill Cosby's controversial legacy, navigating the once-beloved figure's fall from grace amid shifting cultural norms. From there, they explored the broader landscape of American humor, paying homage to trailblazers like Lenny Bruce, whose fearless obscenity charges paved the way for free speech in stand-up; George Carlin, the master of...
2025-10-1047 minOpie & CarlSushi Scams and Sawdust Cheese: Food Industry SecretsIn this eye-opening episode of the Opie & Carl podcast, Food Network star Carl Ruiz dives deep into the dark underbelly of the food world with Opie, Vic Henley and Nick Solares. From fake tuna and dyed salmon to sawdust in your Parmesan and mislabeled "San Marzano" tomatoes, Carl exposes the shocking truths behind what you’re really eating. Learn why most sushi isn’t what it seems, how "free-range" chickens are a scam, and why your favorite steakhouse might be serving you questionable cuts. Packed with jaw-dropping revelations and Carl’s signature humor, this episode will make you rethink your next m...
2025-10-0943 minOpie & CarlQuizzing Chris Distefano on HistoryIn this wild episode of Opie and Carl, Carl jets off on a private plane to California with the one and only Guy Fieri, leaving Opie to hold down the fort at Gebhards Beer Culture with comedian Chris Distefano. The duo dives into a hilarious take on history, from Civil War deserters to Revolutionary War band members dodging bullets. Things get surreal with a surprise FaceTime from Robert O’Neill, the Navy SEAL who took down Osama Bin Laden, sharing stories of his mission and dodging traffic tickets. Plus, Chris and Opie riff on everything from Steely Dan’s surprising Chev...
2025-10-0439 minOpie & CarlCarl flying private with Guy FieriBuckle up for a wild ride at Gebhards Beer Culture in NYC with Opie, Carl Ruiz, and comedian Chris Distefano! This episode of the Opie and Carl podcast is a hilarious whirlwind of private jet flexes, heated debates over black-and-white cookies, and tales of tarmac flirtations. From Carl’s lavish jet-setting lifestyle to Chris’s controversial cookie takes, plus a surprise history lesson from Gloria from Baltimore, this episode is packed with laughs, food fights, and pure chaos. Tune in for burgers, banter, and a spatula that’s changing the game!Become a supporter of this podcast: https...
2025-09-3032 minOpie & CarlCarl's "How to Disappear" strategyJoin Opie, comedian Chris Distefano, and Food Network star Carl Ruiz for a raucous, laughter-filled episode recorded live at Gebhards Beer Culture in New York City. From poking fun at Tim Sabian’s “baby elephant hips” to debating the merits of fruity cocktails and Greek salads. Hear about Carl's creepy ghost-infested cabin in the woods, mountain lion scares, and his "how to disappear" strategy. Expect wild stories about teacup piglets named Chinese, risqué chats about foot fetishes, colonoscopies, a steamy physical therapy hookup, and Chris’s questionable remote control “selfie.” With Grandpa beers flowing and a surprise visit from BBQ champ Will She...
2025-09-2540 minOpie & CarlFall Sucks - RIP CarlIn this hilarious and unfiltered episode of the Opie Radio podcast, Opie and Carl Ruiz dive into a raucous discussion about their disdain for overhyped fall activities like apple picking, pumpkin picking, and strawberry picking, exposing them as scams that exploit city folks for profit. The conversation spirals into side-splitting tangents, from Opie’s tales of getting sloshed on Kahlua at a pumpkin patch to Carl’s wild stories of suburban gossip involving a “perfect mom” and a garbage man. They riff on the absurdity of pumpkin spice everything, the chemical-laden flavors, and the futility of chasing the “perfect” pumpkin. The duo also...
2025-09-221h 15Opie RadioFall Sucks with Carl | Opie and Carl podcastSUBSCRIBE to my other podcast "Opie and Carl" https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/opie-carl/id1825615867 for all episodes I did with Carl Ruiz.In this hilarious and unfiltered episode of the Opie Radio podcast, Opie and Carl Ruiz dive into a raucous discussion about their disdain for overhyped fall activities like apple picking, pumpkin picking, and strawberry picking, exposing them as scams that exploit city folks for profit. The conversation spirals into side-splitting tangents, from Opie’s tales of getting sloshed on Kahlua at a pumpkin patch to Carl’s wild stories of suburban gossip involving a “perfec...
2025-09-221h 15Opie & CarlCream Puffs and Chaos w/ Chris DistefanoJoin Opie and comedian Chris Distefano for a wild walk through New York City’s Upper West Side, where they hunt for the city’s best cream puffs before meeting Carl Ruiz at Gebhard’s for beers and banter. From awkward MeToo apologies to a Greek honey vendor’s life story, a “Black McDonald’s” showdown, and debates about Carl’s breath, this episode is a hilarious, unfiltered street podcast packed with laughs, edible obsessions, and random encounters. Expect unhinged rants, questionable life choices, and a top-five white NBA players list that’s as chaotic as their day. Tune in for a taste of NYC...
2025-09-2055 minOpie & CarlTurkey Vultures for BreakfastThe duo kicks things off with a deep dive into their evolving booze preferences—Opie’s escape from pricey wines like Duckhorn and Silver Oak to the bitter betrayal of IPAs, and Carl’s love for crisp, old-school beers like Schlitz and Tsingtao. A sassy wine store clerk schools Opie on affordable bottles, while Carl rants about pretentious wine snobs and their homemade clothes.The adventure continues as they navigate Route 80, dodging turkey buzzards and debating diner orders—think Sedona breakfasts and avocado aversions. Recorded on the road and at a packed diner, the episode captures their raw banter, from Vegas pa...
2025-09-1536 min
Opie Funny AFCarl's Nuts over Opie's CookingIn this hilarious episode of the Opie Funny AF Podcast, Opie drives Carl Ruiz up the wall with his questionable music taste and challenges Carl’s bread expertise with his own bizarre logic. Things get spicier when Opie attempts to flex his cooking skills, only to leave Carl horrified by the disastrous results. Undeterred, Opie pitches a wild Food Network show idea that he’s convinced will make him and Carl stars. Join Vic Henley and Sherrod Small for a riotous ride filled with laughs, culinary missteps, and Opie’s unstoppable confidence!
2025-09-1329 minOpie & CarlKilling Bin Laden: A Navy SEAL's Untold StoryIn this gripping episode of the Opie Radio Podcast, host Opie sits down with Robert O'Neill, the Navy SEAL who killed Osama bin Laden. From the intense moments of the historic raid to the raw emotions and pranks within the SEAL brotherhood, O'Neill shares candid stories of courage, sacrifice, and survival. Hear about the helicopter crash, the chaos of the mission, and the personal toll of being a hero. Plus, enjoy humorous tangents on jungle warfare, fruity drinks, and life after the military. This episode is a raw, unfiltered look at one of America's defining moments.Become...
2025-09-101h 14
Opie RadioThe Conjoined Twins had a BABYOpie’s back with a fired-up episode of the Opie Radio podcast, running on fumes after an epic Bills vs. Ravens comeback that kept him up all night! He dives into the weekend’s chaos: a Philly Karen snatching a kid’s home run ball, Trump’s Altoid (or Adderall?) moment at the U.S. Open, and the mind-boggling news about conjoined twins Abby and Brittany becoming moms. From New York’s skyrocketing rents crushing small businesses to Governor Christie’s latest blunder, Opie’s got opinions, laughs, and a few rants. Plus, he shouts out his other podcast, Opie and Carl, keep...
2025-09-0837 minOpie & CarlOpie surprises Carl at the airportBuckle up for a wild ride with Opie and Carl Ruiz in this hilarious episode of the Opie Radio Podcast! Recorded on the fly at Newark Airport, Opie surprises his exhausted pal Carl, fresh off a red-eye flight from a Vegas party marathon and a stint filming Grocery Games for the Food Network. What follows is a chaotic, laugh-out-loud journey through the airport parking garage, complete with Carl’s grumpy rants about coach-class woes, snot rockets, and his love for fruity cocktails. The duo navigates lost cars, giant microphones, and suspicious security guards while dishing on Vegas debauchery, Guy Fieri’s ra...
2025-09-0639 minOpie & CarlInside the Food World: Carl Ruiz Spills the Dark SecretsIn this wild episode of the Opie & Carl Podcast, Food Network star Carl Ruiz and food writer Nick Solares take you deep into the culinary underbelly. From recycled restaurant specials to the truth about truffle oil and Kobe beef, they expose the myths and shady practices of the food industry with brutal honesty and plenty of laughs. Joined by Vic Henley, the crew dishes on everything from creepy cabins to wood chippers, with a side of bourbon wisdom and caviar confessions. Buckle up for a savage, unfiltered ride through the world of food!Become a supporter of this...
2025-09-0138 minOpie & CarlFarm to Fame: Chris Voss of The Record CompanyIn this lively episode of Opie & Carl, the duo sits down with Chris Voss of The Record Company to dive into his journey from a Wisconsin dairy farm to rocking stages nationwide. With humor and heart, they explore Chris’s humble beginnings, the serendipity of forming the band through a Craigslist ad, and the grit it took to deliver pizzas while chasing his musical dreams. From discussing the magic of live performances to debating the best regional cuisines (hello, Wisconsin cheese curds and Baltimore pit beef), this episode is packed with stories of resilience, rock ‘n’ roll, and the power of sta...
2025-08-281h 16Opie & CarlHey Jerry Seinfeld WE'RE MARRIEDBuckle up for a hilarious and nostalgic ride with Opie and comedian Vic Henley as they cruise through Manhattan to interview the rockin’ band, The Record Company. Carl is back from being a Food Network star on Guy's Grocery Games and is waiting for our arrival. Recorded live from Opie’s car, this episode of the Opie Radio podcast is packed with laugh-out-loud stories, from Vic’s tales of quirky neighbors and Sesame Street scandals to their teenage quests for forbidden magazines in the pre-internet era. Expect colorful banter about New York City life, porn stashes in the woods, and the cha...
2025-08-2342 min
Opie RadioMALE NFL Cheerleaders causing HurricanesJoin Opie for a rollicking live stream from Long Island’s oceanfront, where he dives into the bittersweet end of summer, HurricaneErin's unpredictable path, and a shocking Led Zeppelin book revelation that’s got him questioning his heroes. From Billy Joel’s health struggles and Long Island royalty status to the head-scratching rise of male NFL cheerleaders, Opie’s got opinions—and they’re spicy! Plus, hear nostalgic tales of radio glory, a disastrous Outer Banks trip courtesy of Al Roker, and why XXXXX is the undisputed “man” of the day. Packed with humor, rants, and heartfelt moments, this episode is a must-listen...
2025-08-1853 minOpie & CarlCarl Ruiz Dream MealCarl is on his way back to nyc after filming Guy's Grocery Games on the Food Network. He will join Opie for the interview with Chris Vos from the band the Record Company! In the meantime enjoy the time Carl told Opie his Dream Meal from the radio show they did before the podcast.In this mouthwatering episode, Carl Ruiz dives into his ultimate dream meal, choosing food over fantasy with a multi-course feast that’s pure indulgence. From creamy scrambled eggs topped with caviar to a perfectly roasted 40-day dry-aged ribeye with Hawaiian pink salt, Carl’s passi...
2025-08-1721 minOpie RadioCarl Ruiz CRAZY Family Stories - Best and Last Year of RadioCarl Ruiz, Vic Henley and Sherrod Small 3/22Joined by Vic Henley, the Mad Cube, and culinary maestro Carl Ruiz, the studio is buzzing with hilarious debates and nostalgic tales. They dive into a spirited discussion about music covers, sparked by a bluesy rendition of the Beastie Boys' classic by The Record Company. Is it a tribute or a travesty? The gang spars over whether iconic tracks like 'American Pie' or 'Stairway to Heaven' should ever be touched, with Carl staunchly defending the originals and Vic championing creative spins. From there, the conversation spirals into uproarious stories of...
2025-08-161h 00Opie RadioHoward Stern's billionaire BALLSOpie’s back on his Long Island deck, overlooking the ocean, and he’s serving up a hot plate of FU Friday rants! From cement-gut-inducing ribs and smoked mac 'n' cheese to whale facts that debunk Trump’s windmill gripes, Opie’s got no filter. He tears into Howard Stern’s billionaire blunders, salutes WNBA’s Angel Reese, and crowns carjacking-stopper “Balls” as the man of the day. Expect laughs, shade, and unapologetic takes on politics, podcasting, and dildo-throwing bans. Grab this episode on Opie Radio, and don’t miss the other podcasts, Opie Funny AF and Opie and Carl for more chaos!
2025-08-0851 minOpie & CarlCarl vs. IPAsLet's check in with Carl in California as Opie, Vic Henley and Sherrod Small order another round at Gebhards. We will continue from Gebhards on the next episode.In this hop-fueled episode of the Opie & Carl podcast, Carl takes his IPA prejudice to the West Coast, facing off with Lagunitas beer expert Ben Perry in a virtual taste test. From the history of IPAs as a "transit beer" to uncovering surprising tobacco notes in a bold double IPA, Carl’s palate gets a workout. Will Ben convince this IPA skeptic to embrace the bitter side? Grab a cold on...
2025-08-0822 minOpie RadioOpie receives gifts for saving a lifeJoin Opie for a wild ride on this episode of the Opie Radio podcast, live from the humid shores of Long Island! From battling sticky envelopes and a potential mold crisis to wrangling a new AC unit with the elusive "HooDoo" repairman, Opie’s summer is anything but dull. He recounts his heroic moment saving kids from a riptide, earning him Navy SEAL status in his tight-knit beach community—and two bottles of bourbon as a thank-you (one eerily tied to his late friend Carl). Plus, Opie reflects on his dad’s 95th birthday, shares a raccoon invasion tale, and muses...
2025-08-0439 min