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Our POoRCHoices the PodcastEpisode 246 - Unintentional Black Friday Purchases & Foot PamperingThis week the fellas gather to discuss using CB radios and custom license plates for Ham radio operators before moving on to the things they didn't expect to have to buy on Black Friday which for Fatty turned into a "what next?" situation for things going wrong. Sarcastro does a little self care for his feet which was actually a good choice that may lead to the entire POoRCHoices crew to get pedicures over guys weekend. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar)
2025-12-081h 07Our POoRCHoices the PodcastEpisode 246 - Unintentional Black Friday Purchases & Foot PamperingThis week the fellas gather to discuss using CB radios and custom license plates for Ham radio operators before moving on to the things they didn't expect to have to buy on Black Friday which for Fatty turned into a "what next?" situation for things going wrong. Sarcastro does a little self care for his feet which was actually a good choice that may lead to the entire POoRCHoices crew to get pedicures over guys weekend. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar)
2025-12-081h 07
Our POoRCHoices the PodcastThe First Ones - BensonSpecial Update Announcement: The First Ones is officially getting it's own show feed! While we have loved having the show on this feed and it will reamain part of the POoRCHoices family of shows, we felt it needed it's own space. Be sure to follow or subscribe to the The First Ones on your favorite podcast platform as Sarcastro and Queen Mel continue to deliver new monthly content based on classic (or maybe not so classic) television series. This month Queen Mel and Sarcastro discuss the first episode of the sitcom Benson from 1979. A spin-off of the seri...
2025-10-0157 minOur POoRCHoices the PodcastThe First Ones - BensonSpecial Update Announcement: The First Ones is officially getting it's own show feed! While we have loved having the show on this feed and it will reamain part of the POoRCHoices family of shows, we felt it needed it's own space. Be sure to follow or subscribe to the The First Ones on your favorite podcast platform as Sarcastro and Queen Mel continue to deliver new monthly content based on classic (or maybe not so classic) television series. This month Queen Mel and Sarcastro discuss the first episode of the sitcom Benson from 1979. A spin-off of the seri...
2025-10-0157 min
Our POoRCHoices the PodcastThe First Ones - Blansky's BeautiesWelcome to The First Ones, an Our POoRCHoices podcast. On this series Sarcastro and Queen Mel pick a show from yesteryear and maybe grab a couple of guests from around the POoRCHoices offices and recap just the first episode of said show while dissecting it and determining if it's a show that would fly in today's entertainment landscape. In the season two opener of The First Ones Sarcastro and Queen Mel are joined by guest commentator Fatty and producer Banky to talk about Blansky's Beauties, A Garry Marshall show that was so good at getting cancelled they mad...
2025-09-0342 minOur POoRCHoices the PodcastThe First Ones - Blansky's BeautiesWelcome to The First Ones, an Our POoRCHoices podcast. On this series Sarcastro and Queen Mel pick a show from yesteryear and maybe grab a couple of guests from around the POoRCHoices offices and recap just the first episode of said show while dissecting it and determining if it's a show that would fly in today's entertainment landscape. In the season two opener of The First Ones Sarcastro and Queen Mel are joined by guest commentator Fatty and producer Banky to talk about Blansky's Beauties, A Garry Marshall show that was so good at getting cancelled they mad...
2025-09-0342 minOur POoRCHoices the PodcastEpisode 231 - South Park, Street Fighters, Porta Potty Plans, and House GuestsThis week Sarcastro, Fatty, and Banky get together to discuss the first episode of the twenty-seventh epsiode of South Park and how it was a return to what they liked best about the show. Fatty shares that he finally received his official Founders Club card for Casa Bonita and a pack of stickers he's been waiting for. Banky watches yet another bad movie, How to Kill Monster, but in all fairness both Corporal and Fatty warned him about and also watched 1994's live action Street Fighter movie all the way through for the first time. Sarcastro Finally watc...
2025-08-251h 21Our POoRCHoices the PodcastEpisode 231 - South Park, Street Fighters, Porta Potty Plans, and House GuestsThis week Sarcastro, Fatty, and Banky get together to discuss the first episode of the twenty-seventh epsiode of South Park and how it was a return to what they liked best about the show. Fatty shares that he finally received his official Founders Club card for Casa Bonita and a pack of stickers he's been waiting for. Banky watches yet another bad movie, How to Kill Monster, but in all fairness both Corporal and Fatty warned him about and also watched 1994's live action Street Fighter movie all the way through for the first time. Sarcastro Finally watc...
2025-08-251h 21
The First OnesS01E12 - Mork & MindyThis month in the season one finale of The First Ones, Sarcastro is joined by Queen Mel who has become part of the POoRCHoices family and the official co-host of the show moving forward. Fatty and Banky also sat in on the episode to talk about Mork & Mindy from 1978, based on a cameo character on another Garry Marshall show, Happy Days, and helped to launch the career of Robin Williams and co-starred Pam Dawber. Intro and outro performed and interpreted by Sarcastro with an assist from Banky.
2025-08-0650 min
Our POoRCHoices the PodcastThe First Ones - Mork & MindyWelcome to The First Ones, an Our POoRCHoices podcast. On this series Sarcastro picks a show from yesteryear and then rallies some (or all) of the fellas to join him in recapping just the first episode of said show while dissecting it and determining if it's a show that would fly in today's entertainment landscape. This month in the season 1 finale of The First Ones, Sarcastro is joined by Queen Mel who has become part of the POoRCHoices family and the official co-host of the show moving foward. Fatty and Banky also sat in on the episode to...
2025-08-0650 minOur POoRCHoices the PodcastThe First Ones - Mork & MindyWelcome to The First Ones, an Our POoRCHoices podcast. On this series Sarcastro picks a show from yesteryear and then rallies some (or all) of the fellas to join him in recapping just the first episode of said show while dissecting it and determining if it's a show that would fly in today's entertainment landscape. This month in the season 1 finale of The First Ones, Sarcastro is joined by Queen Mel who has become part of the POoRCHoices family and the official co-host of the show moving foward. Fatty and Banky also sat in on the episode to...
2025-08-0650 min
Our POoRCHoices the PodcastThe First Ones - 227Welcome to The First Ones, an Our POoRCHoices podcast. On this series Sarcastro picks a show from yesteryear and then rallies some (or all) of the fellas to join him in recapping just the first episode of said show while dissecting it and determining if it's a show that would fly in today's entertainment landscape. This month Sarcastro is joined by Corporal and Banky to discuss the Washington, DC neighborhood sitcom, 227 from the grand old year of 1985. Somehow this is a show that Sarcastro never watched growing up but one that Corporal remembers in the deepest chambers of...
2025-07-0234 minOur POoRCHoices the PodcastThe First Ones - 227Welcome to The First Ones, an Our POoRCHoices podcast. On this series Sarcastro picks a show from yesteryear and then rallies some (or all) of the fellas to join him in recapping just the first episode of said show while dissecting it and determining if it's a show that would fly in today's entertainment landscape. This month Sarcastro is joined by Corporal and Banky to discuss the Washington, DC neighborhood sitcom, 227 from the grand old year of 1985. Somehow this is a show that Sarcastro never watched growing up but one that Corporal remembers in the deepest chambers of...
2025-07-0234 min
Our POoRCHoices the PodcastThe First Ones - Tales from the DarksideWelcome to The First Ones, an Our POoRCHoices podcast. On this series Sarcastro picks a show from yesteryear and then rallies some (or all) of the fellas to join him in recapping just the first episode of said show while dissecting it and determining if it's a show that would fly in today's entertainment landscape. This month Sarcastro is joined by Fatty, Banky and friend of the show and co-host of The Sunnydale Diaries, a Buffy the Vampire Slayer podcast, Queen Mel to talk about a show she recommended, Tales from the Darkside. A horror anthology series wh...
2025-06-0447 minOur POoRCHoices the PodcastThe First Ones - Tales from the DarksideWelcome to The First Ones, an Our POoRCHoices podcast. On this series Sarcastro picks a show from yesteryear and then rallies some (or all) of the fellas to join him in recapping just the first episode of said show while dissecting it and determining if it's a show that would fly in today's entertainment landscape. This month Sarcastro is joined by Fatty, Banky and friend of the show and co-host of The Sunnydale Diaries, a Buffy the Vampire Slayer podcast, Queen Mel to talk about a show she recommended, Tales from the Darkside. A horror anthology series wh...
2025-06-0447 min
Our POoRCHoices the PodcastThe First Ones - My Secret IdentityWelcome to the The First Ones, an Our POoRCHoices podcast. On this series Sarcastro picks a show from yesteryear and then rallies some (or all) of the fellas to join him in recapping just the first episode of said show while dissecting it and determining if it's a show that would fly in today's entertainment landscape. This month Sarcastro selected the late 80's show, My Secret Identity, starring a young Jerry O'Connell just three years off of starring in Stand By Me and 6 years before his stint on Sliders. Banky joins in to help recall how much the...
2025-05-0744 minOur POoRCHoices the PodcastThe First Ones - My Secret IdentityWelcome to the The First Ones, an Our POoRCHoices podcast. On this series Sarcastro picks a show from yesteryear and then rallies some (or all) of the fellas to join him in recapping just the first episode of said show while dissecting it and determining if it's a show that would fly in today's entertainment landscape. This month Sarcastro selected the late 80's show, My Secret Identity, starring a young Jerry O'Connell just three years off of starring in Stand By Me and 6 years before his stint on Sliders. Banky joins in to help recall how much the...
2025-05-0744 minOur POoRCHoices the PodcastEpisode 213 - Extra POoRCHoicesThis week it's poor choice on top of poor choice with Fatty coming in clutch with three this week, Banky winding up in a crap situation and Commando recalling the time he nearly lost a toe. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).
2025-04-211h 28Our POoRCHoices the PodcastEpisode 213 - Extra POoRCHoicesThis week it's poor choice on top of poor choice with Fatty coming in clutch with three this week, Banky winding up in a crap situation and Commando recalling the time he nearly lost a toe. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).
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Our POoRCHoices the PodcastThe First Ones - The Facts of LifeWelcome to the The First Ones, an Our POoRCHoices podcast. On this series Sarcastro picks a show from yesteryear and then rallies some (or all) of the fellas to join him in recapping just the first episode of said show while dissecting it and determining if it's a show that would fly in today's entertainment landscape. This month on The First Ones, Sarcastro is joined by Fatty and Banky to talk about The Facts of Life which Sarcastro noted he had some help selecting which series to cover for this episode from friend of the show and c...
2025-04-0238 minOur POoRCHoices the PodcastThe First Ones - The Facts of LifeWelcome to the The First Ones, an Our POoRCHoices podcast. On this series Sarcastro picks a show from yesteryear and then rallies some (or all) of the fellas to join him in recapping just the first episode of said show while dissecting it and determining if it's a show that would fly in today's entertainment landscape. This month on The First Ones, Sarcastro is joined by Fatty and Banky to talk about The Facts of Life which Sarcastro noted he had some help selecting which series to cover for this episode from friend of the show and c...
2025-04-0238 min
Our POoRCHoices the PodcastThe First Ones - Andy Richter Controls the UniverseWelcome to the The First Ones an Our POoRCHoices podcast. On this series Sarcastro picks a show from yesteryear and then rallies some (or all) of the fellas to join him in recapping just the first episode of said show while dissecting it and determining if it's a show that would fly in today's entertainment landscape. This month on The First Ones, Sarcastro is joined by Corporal Fatty, Banky to discuss the first episode of Andy Richter Controls the Universe from 2002. Turns out it's a show where Andy Richter may not be the nice guy he imagines hi...
2025-03-0543 minOur POoRCHoices the PodcastThe First Ones - Andy Richter Controls the UniverseWelcome to the The First Ones an Our POoRCHoices podcast. On this series Sarcastro picks a show from yesteryear and then rallies some (or all) of the fellas to join him in recapping just the first episode of said show while dissecting it and determining if it's a show that would fly in today's entertainment landscape. This month on The First Ones, Sarcastro is joined by Corporal Fatty, Banky to discuss the first episode of Andy Richter Controls the Universe from 2002. Turns out it's a show where Andy Richter may not be the nice guy he imagines hi...
2025-03-0543 min
Our POoRCHoices the PodcastThe First Ones - Mr. BelvedereWelcome to the The First Ones an Our POoRCHoices podcast. On this series Sarcastro picks a show from yesteryear and then rallies some (or all) of the fellas to join him in recapping just the first episode of said show while dissecting it and determining if it's a show that would fly in today's entertainment landscape. This month on The First Ones, Sarcastro is joined by Fatty and Banky to discuss the first episode of Mr. Belvedere from 1985, starring Christopher Hewitt as the titular Mr. Belvedere who based on just this first episode could potentially be a g...
2025-02-0544 minOur POoRCHoices the PodcastThe First Ones - Mr. BelvedereWelcome to the The First Ones an Our POoRCHoices podcast. On this series Sarcastro picks a show from yesteryear and then rallies some (or all) of the fellas to join him in recapping just the first episode of said show while dissecting it and determining if it's a show that would fly in today's entertainment landscape. This month on The First Ones, Sarcastro is joined by Fatty and Banky to discuss the first episode of Mr. Belvedere from 1985, starring Christopher Hewitt as the titular Mr. Belvedere who based on just this first episode could potentially be a g...
2025-02-0544 min
Our POoRCHoices the PodcastThe First Ones - Newhart (1982)Welcome to the The First Ones an Our POoRCHoices podcast. On this series Sarcastro picks a show from yesteryear and then rallies some (or all) of the fellas to join him in recapping just the first episode of said show while dissecting it and determining if it's a show that would fly in today's entertainment landscape. In episode five of The First Ones, Sarcastro is joined by Fatty and Banky to discuss the first episode of Newhart from 1982, starring Bob Newhart playing a do-it-yourself author named Dick Louden who moves from the big city to a quaint V...
2025-01-0142 minOur POoRCHoices the PodcastThe First Ones - Newhart (1982)Welcome to the The First Ones an Our POoRCHoices podcast. On this series Sarcastro picks a show from yesteryear and then rallies some (or all) of the fellas to join him in recapping just the first episode of said show while dissecting it and determining if it's a show that would fly in today's entertainment landscape. In episode five of The First Ones, Sarcastro is joined by Fatty and Banky to discuss the first episode of Newhart from 1982, starring Bob Newhart playing a do-it-yourself author named Dick Louden who moves from the big city to a quaint V...
2025-01-0142 minOur POoRCHoices the PodcastEpisode 194 - Treasure Hunting ChoicesThis week Fatty and Banky kick off the show talking about using smart assistants for their homes, a terrible choice in a beer and Fatty's lousy eye insurance. After that they discuss a treasure hunting book by Jon Collins-Black that leads to five different chests hidden around the continental United States and their desire to try to solve the clues in the book, and what the POoRCHoices version of something like this would look like. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).
2024-12-0958 minOur POoRCHoices the PodcastEpisode 194 - Treasure Hunting ChoicesThis week Fatty and Banky kick off the show talking about using smart assistants for their homes, a terrible choice in a beer and Fatty's lousy eye insurance. After that they discuss a treasure hunting book by Jon Collins-Black that leads to five different chests hidden around the continental United States and their desire to try to solve the clues in the book, and what the POoRCHoices version of something like this would look like. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).
2024-12-0958 min
Our POoRCHoices the PodcastThe First Ones - The Bob Newhart ShowWelcome to the The First Ones an Our POoRCHoices podcast. On this series Sarcastro picks a show from yesteryear and then rallies some (or all) of the fellas to join him in recapping just the first episode of said show while dissecting it and determining if it's a show that would fly in today's entertainment landscape. In episode four of The First Ones, Sarcastro is joined by Fatty and Banky to discuss the first episode of The Bob Newhart Show, starring Bob Newhart playing a psychologist named Robert Hartley who makes his living off the good people o...
2024-12-0446 minOur POoRCHoices the PodcastThe First Ones - The Bob Newhart ShowWelcome to the The First Ones an Our POoRCHoices podcast. On this series Sarcastro picks a show from yesteryear and then rallies some (or all) of the fellas to join him in recapping just the first episode of said show while dissecting it and determining if it's a show that would fly in today's entertainment landscape. In episode four of The First Ones, Sarcastro is joined by Fatty and Banky to discuss the first episode of The Bob Newhart Show, starring Bob Newhart playing a psychologist named Robert Hartley who makes his living off the good people o...
2024-12-0446 min
Our POoRCHoices the PodcastThe First Ones - All in the FamilyWelcome to the The First Ones an Our POoRCHoices podcast. On this series Sarcastro picks a show from yesteryear and then rallies some (or all) of the fellas to join him in recapping just the first episode of said show while dissecting it and determining if it's a show that would fly in today's entertainment landscape. In episode three of The First Ones, Sarcastro is joined by Fatty and Banky to discuss the first episode of All in the Family, starring Carrol O'Connor, Jean Stapleton, Sallie Struthers and Rob Reiner. It's the story of a New York Ci...
2024-11-0644 minOur POoRCHoices the PodcastThe First Ones - All in the FamilyWelcome to the The First Ones an Our POoRCHoices podcast. On this series Sarcastro picks a show from yesteryear and then rallies some (or all) of the fellas to join him in recapping just the first episode of said show while dissecting it and determining if it's a show that would fly in today's entertainment landscape. In episode three of The First Ones, Sarcastro is joined by Fatty and Banky to discuss the first episode of All in the Family, starring Carrol O'Connor, Jean Stapleton, Sallie Struthers and Rob Reiner. It's the story of a New York Ci...
2024-11-0644 min
Our POoRCHoices the PodcastThe First Ones - Bosom BuddiesWelcome to the The First Ones an Our POoRCHoices podcast. On this series Sarcastro picks a show from yesteryear and then rallies some (or all) of the fellas to join him in recapping just the first episode of said show while dissecting it and determining if it's a show that would fly in today's entertainment landscape. In episode two of The First Ones, Sarcastro is joined by Fatty and Banky to discuss the first episode of Bosom Buddies starring Tom Hanks and Peter Scolari in a story of two young ad agency associates just looking for affordable h...
2024-10-0237 minOur POoRCHoices the PodcastThe First Ones - Bosom BuddiesWelcome to the The First Ones an Our POoRCHoices podcast. On this series Sarcastro picks a show from yesteryear and then rallies some (or all) of the fellas to join him in recapping just the first episode of said show while dissecting it and determining if it's a show that would fly in today's entertainment landscape. In episode two of The First Ones, Sarcastro is joined by Fatty and Banky to discuss the first episode of Bosom Buddies starring Tom Hanks and Peter Scolari in a story of two young ad agency associates just looking for affordable h...
2024-10-0237 min
Our POoRCHoices the PodcastThe First Ones - ALFWelcome to the The First Ones an Our POoRCHoices podcast. On this series Sarcastro picks a show from yesteryear and then rallies some (or all) of the fellas to join him in recapping just the first episode of said show while dissecting it and determining if it's a show that would fly in today's entertainment landscape. In the premier episode Sarcastro is joined by Banky to discuss the first episode of ALF and his meeting of the Tanner family after his space ship crashes into their garage and seemingly caused no alarm to the neighborhood. The first epis...
2024-09-0438 minOur POoRCHoices the PodcastThe First Ones - ALFWelcome to the The First Ones an Our POoRCHoices podcast. On this series Sarcastro picks a show from yesteryear and then rallies some (or all) of the fellas to join him in recapping just the first episode of said show while dissecting it and determining if it's a show that would fly in today's entertainment landscape. In the premier episode Sarcastro is joined by Banky to discuss the first episode of ALF and his meeting of the Tanner family after his space ship crashes into their garage and seemingly caused no alarm to the neighborhood. The first epis...
2024-09-0438 minOur POoRCHoices the PodcastEpisode 170 - Microplastics Taste FantasticThis week the fellas talk about an article that Commando found recenlty about the amount of mircroplastics that humans ingest each week and that there have been studies that found them in heart and testicles of people. Fatty expresses his sunny disposition on the matter while Corporal and Commando make suggestions on what to do to get away from using plastics while Banky makes sure to have extra water bottles made of plastic delivered to his house. In the realm of POoRCHoices made for the week, Corporal contemplates building furniture to sell from the quartz countertops he j...
2024-06-241h 10Our POoRCHoices the PodcastEpisode 170 - Microplastics Taste FantasticThis week the fellas talk about an article that Commando found recenlty about the amount of mircroplastics that humans ingest each week and that there have been studies that found them in heart and testicles of people. Fatty expresses his sunny disposition on the matter while Corporal and Commando make suggestions on what to do to get away from using plastics while Banky makes sure to have extra water bottles made of plastic delivered to his house. In the realm of POoRCHoices made for the week, Corporal contemplates building furniture to sell from the quartz countertops he j...
2024-06-241h 10Our POoRCHoices the PodcastEpisode 168 - The BORGThis week Commando, Sarcastro, Fatty and Banky sit down to discuss the BORG, no not the characters from Star Trek; The Next Generation but rather the blackout rage gallon. A somewhat popular trend for college aged folks that is truly a poor choice even by POoRCHoices standards. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).
2024-06-101h 19Our POoRCHoices the PodcastEpisode 168 - The BORGThis week Commando, Sarcastro, Fatty and Banky sit down to discuss the BORG, no not the characters from Star Trek; The Next Generation but rather the blackout rage gallon. A somewhat popular trend for college aged folks that is truly a poor choice even by POoRCHoices standards. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).
2024-06-101h 19Our POoRCHoices the PodcastEpisode 148 - Rants #83 - Hagglin' Fatty, AI Stories and POoRCHoices in TentsThis week the gang gets together to talk about Fatty's experience in haggling on the trade-in value of his car, talking about having AI write a story for the show and some of the POoRCHoices that Sarcastro recently made putting him in a tent for a few days. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).
2024-01-221h 10Our POoRCHoices the PodcastEpisode 148 - Rants #83 - Hagglin' Fatty, AI Stories and POoRCHoices in TentsThis week the gang gets together to talk about Fatty's experience in haggling on the trade-in value of his car, talking about having AI write a story for the show and some of the POoRCHoices that Sarcastro recently made putting him in a tent for a few days. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).
2024-01-221h 10Our POoRCHoices the PodcastEpisode 140 - Rants #75 - The POoRCHoices Wish BookThis week the whole group gets together to put together their version of the old timey department store holiday wish books based on the suggestion Sarcastro proposed during Episdoe 138. Maybe some of these will end up on your holiday wish lists as there are some real gems both practical and impractical. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).
2023-11-271h 43Our POoRCHoices the PodcastEpisode 140 - Rants #75 - The POoRCHoices Wish BookThis week the whole group gets together to put together their version of the old timey department store holiday wish books based on the suggestion Sarcastro proposed during Episdoe 138. Maybe some of these will end up on your holiday wish lists as there are some real gems both practical and impractical. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).
2023-11-271h 43Our POoRCHoices the PodcastEpisode 134 - Rants #69 - Sharing TimeThis week the felllas discuss the scam that is time shares and learn how they work from Commando who has first hand expierience owning one and Sarcastro who has been through one of those free weekends if you listen to the time share pitch. Instead of learning any sort of lesson, it entices Fatty to want to get a free weekend or cruise for sitting through the pitch and stonewalling the presenters. To round out the POoRCHoices for the eveninig Banky suggests that they buy a plot of land and sell time shares for camping trailers. Intro and...
2023-10-1600 minOur POoRCHoices the PodcastEpisode 134 - Rants #69 - Sharing TimeThis week the felllas discuss the scam that is time shares and learn how they work from Commando who has first hand expierience owning one and Sarcastro who has been through one of those free weekends if you listen to the time share pitch. Instead of learning any sort of lesson, it entices Fatty to want to get a free weekend or cruise for sitting through the pitch and stonewalling the presenters. To round out the POoRCHoices for the eveninig Banky suggests that they buy a plot of land and sell time shares for camping trailers. Intro and...
2023-10-1600 minOur POoRCHoices the PodcastEpisode 125 - Rants #60 - Saving Hollywood with POoRCHoicesThis week Corporal and Banky talk about some of the hits and misses that have made their way through theaters this year and their perception on what's making some franchises or studios start to lose some of that US box office revenue they used capture. They also openly offer the services of the POoRCHoices gang to revamp and reboot things like the Transformers series and an overall way to save the MCU. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).
2023-08-141h 24Our POoRCHoices the PodcastEpisode 125 - Rants #60 - Saving Hollywood with POoRCHoicesThis week Corporal and Banky talk about some of the hits and misses that have made their way through theaters this year and their perception on what's making some franchises or studios start to lose some of that US box office revenue they used capture. They also openly offer the services of the POoRCHoices gang to revamp and reboot things like the Transformers series and an overall way to save the MCU. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).
2023-08-141h 24Our POoRCHoices the PodcastEpisode 122 - Rants #57 - Ramblings of Some MadmenThis week Commando, Fatty and Banky create a rabbit hole of nonsense while discussing going down internet rabbit holes from rear differentials and the new Indiana Jones movie to the Baby Hitler Scenario and a POoRCHoices take on how the Indy movie should have gone down. Also Fatty talks about his no good, terrible day at the lake. Banky admits Commando is on to something with basic and plain foods and questions Fatty's food choices when it comes to cheddar macaroni and cheese. All this before rounding out the day with a conversation about the time Fatty was invited to...
2023-07-241h 07Our POoRCHoices the PodcastEpisode 122 - Rants #57 - Ramblings of Some MadmenThis week Commando, Fatty and Banky create a rabbit hole of nonsense while discussing going down internet rabbit holes from rear differentials and the new Indiana Jones movie to the Baby Hitler Scenario and a POoRCHoices take on how the Indy movie should have gone down. Also Fatty talks about his no good, terrible day at the lake. Banky admits Commando is on to something with basic and plain foods and questions Fatty's food choices when it comes to cheddar macaroni and cheese. All this before rounding out the day with a conversation about the time Fatty was invited to...
2023-07-241h 07Our POoRCHoices the PodcastEpisode 119 - Rants #54 - Home ImprovementThis week Sarcastro and Banky talk about the home improvement jobs they've taken on themselves and what projects are to come for eachof them. They revisit the idea of taking over a defunct multiplex for the POoRCHoices Entertainment Center which leads them to talking about their experiences with concerts over the years. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).
2023-07-041h 10Our POoRCHoices the PodcastEpisode 119 - Rants #54 - Home ImprovementThis week Sarcastro and Banky talk about the home improvement jobs they've taken on themselves and what projects are to come for eachof them. They revisit the idea of taking over a defunct multiplex for the POoRCHoices Entertainment Center which leads them to talking about their experiences with concerts over the years. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).
2023-07-041h 10Our POoRCHoices the PodcastEpisode 110 - Rants #45 - POoRCHoices PitchesThis week the whole gang kicks off season three of the show by pitching ideas for some additional content ideas from some unsolved mysteries and true crime from when they used to all hang out at The Porch, cooking competitions and using gaming devices like the Power Glove or the Power Pad. They also work on an idea of recording a road trip that quickly spins out of control. Also Banky pitches an idea that Universal hires the group to reboot the entire The Fast & the Furious movie franchise where they use the cars they had from the...
2023-05-0100 minOur POoRCHoices the PodcastEpisode 110 - Rants #45 - POoRCHoices PitchesThis week the whole gang kicks off season three of the show by pitching ideas for some additional content ideas from some unsolved mysteries and true crime from when they used to all hang out at The Porch, cooking competitions and using gaming devices like the Power Glove or the Power Pad. They also work on an idea of recording a road trip that quickly spins out of control. Also Banky pitches an idea that Universal hires the group to reboot the entire The Fast & the Furious movie franchise where they use the cars they had from the...
2023-05-0100 minOur POoRCHoices the PodcastEpisode 102 - Rants #38 - Full of BolognaThis week the fellas contemplate what they would do if they could purchase famed sandwich company Subway, and it goes exactly how you might expect. From simplifying the menu and making a themed bologna sub (or rather the preferred Pennyslvanian vernacular, hoagie) named after Commando himself to reducing the store to a vending machine that bakes bread on the spot they have plenty of POoRCHoices laid out for their plan for "success". Also Banky shows his less than impressive math skills and gets called out by Sarcastro for it and Fatty comes up with the new slogan a...
2023-03-061h 04Our POoRCHoices the PodcastEpisode 102 - Rants #38 - Full of BolognaThis week the fellas contemplate what they would do if they could purchase famed sandwich company Subway, and it goes exactly how you might expect. From simplifying the menu and making a themed bologna sub (or rather the preferred Pennyslvanian vernacular, hoagie) named after Commando himself to reducing the store to a vending machine that bakes bread on the spot they have plenty of POoRCHoices laid out for their plan for "success". Also Banky shows his less than impressive math skills and gets called out by Sarcastro for it and Fatty comes up with the new slogan a...
2023-03-061h 04Our POoRCHoices the PodcastEpisode 100 - Rants #36 - Game Night Gone Wrong This week to celebrate the 100th episode of the show, the fellas are joined by Lady Corporal, Lady Jarvis, and The Wife (Fatty's wife to be exact) as well as some adult beverages as they play a version of "would you rather" that shows what kind of deviants they really are as things go off the rails and everyone makes POoRCHoices. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).
2023-02-201h 04Our POoRCHoices the PodcastEpisode 100 - Rants #36 - Game Night Gone Wrong This week to celebrate the 100th episode of the show, the fellas are joined by Lady Corporal, Lady Jarvis, and The Wife (Fatty's wife to be exact) as well as some adult beverages as they play a version of "would you rather" that shows what kind of deviants they really are as things go off the rails and everyone makes POoRCHoices. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).
2023-02-201h 04Our POoRCHoices the PodcastEpisode 94 - Rants #30 - Party Hard or Hardly PartyingThis week the gang talks about partying in their early days compared to how they party today. From learning what to drink to how to drink it, there's no shortage of stories of their poor choices from graduation night to barbeques and the general rules of passing out versus falling asleep. Also, Fatty shows his children "The Porch" where the fellas spent their formidable years becoming the POoRCHoices crew and they were less than impressed. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).
2023-01-091h 14Our POoRCHoices the PodcastEpisode 94 - Rants #30 - Party Hard or Hardly PartyingThis week the gang talks about partying in their early days compared to how they party today. From learning what to drink to how to drink it, there's no shortage of stories of their poor choices from graduation night to barbeques and the general rules of passing out versus falling asleep. Also, Fatty shows his children "The Porch" where the fellas spent their formidable years becoming the POoRCHoices crew and they were less than impressed. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).
2023-01-091h 14Our POoRCHoices the PodcastEpisode 92 - Rants #0 - Taco Bell, Sweatpants & UnpreparednessThis week the the gang closes out 2022 by finally airing the pilot run of the rants series recroded back on January 29th, 2022 where the everyone was supposed to finally be in the same room and record at Casa de Sarcastro until sickness came and took Commando down and prevented him from flying. In typical POoRCHoices fashion, the rest of them did the show anyway by discussing their Taco Bell experiences to the sights that Corporal, Sarcastro, and Fatty witnessed at Gasparilla (the annual pirate parade in Florida) that day while Fatty defends his choice to only bring sweatpants with h...
2022-12-2652 minOur POoRCHoices the PodcastEpisode 92 - Rants #0 - Taco Bell, Sweatpants & UnpreparednessThis week the the gang closes out 2022 by finally airing the pilot run of the rants series recroded back on January 29th, 2022 where the everyone was supposed to finally be in the same room and record at Casa de Sarcastro until sickness came and took Commando down and prevented him from flying. In typical POoRCHoices fashion, the rest of them did the show anyway by discussing their Taco Bell experiences to the sights that Corporal, Sarcastro, and Fatty witnessed at Gasparilla (the annual pirate parade in Florida) that day while Fatty defends his choice to only bring sweatpants with h...
2022-12-2652 minOur POoRCHoices the PodcastEpisode 84 - Rants #22 - The Little ThingsThis week the fellas discuss some of the little things in life that should be of no consequence but that irritate them anyway. From theiving squirrels, mail-in rebates and self-checkout lines the POoRCHoices gang makes it clear that nothing is too inconsequential to get annoyed over. Corporal finds a pair of workman's sweatpants that he must have and it sounds like he gets Fatty interested in them too. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).
2022-10-311h 02Our POoRCHoices the PodcastEpisode 84 - Rants #22 - The Little ThingsThis week the fellas discuss some of the little things in life that should be of no consequence but that irritate them anyway. From theiving squirrels, mail-in rebates and self-checkout lines the POoRCHoices gang makes it clear that nothing is too inconsequential to get annoyed over. Corporal finds a pair of workman's sweatpants that he must have and it sounds like he gets Fatty interested in them too. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).
2022-10-311h 02Our POoRCHoices the PodcastEpisode 83 - Rants #21 - No Tricks All TreatsThis week the gang gets together to talk about their memories of Halloweens past as well as what they do today as adults all while they rate the various types of candies very commonly given out during the festival of sugar filled offerings. From mini candy bars, small boxes, small sleeves, gums and individually wrapped candies they go over their POoRCHoices in favorite and least favorite items over the years. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).
2022-10-241h 11Our POoRCHoices the PodcastEpisode 83 - Rants #21 - No Tricks All TreatsThis week the gang gets together to talk about their memories of Halloweens past as well as what they do today as adults all while they rate the various types of candies very commonly given out during the festival of sugar filled offerings. From mini candy bars, small boxes, small sleeves, gums and individually wrapped candies they go over their POoRCHoices in favorite and least favorite items over the years. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).
2022-10-241h 11Our POoRCHoices the PodcastEpisode 81 - Rants #19 - Lights, Camera, POoRCHoices!This week the fellas discuss what it would take to make an action movie and the result fits perfectly with the theme of making poor choices. From casting Adrian Paul as the lead, having Danny DeVito play as Sarcastro as the sidekick and having Bronson Pinchot involved to explosions, revengne plots, and rescuing (or avenging) a niece or grandaughter, you can bet your bottom dollar this thing has direct to video Dadurday* movie written all over it. The most important lesson learned this week is that the gang is clearly ready for their pitch meeting. *Da...
2022-10-1052 minOur POoRCHoices the PodcastEpisode 81 - Rants #19 - Lights, Camera, POoRCHoices!This week the fellas discuss what it would take to make an action movie and the result fits perfectly with the theme of making poor choices. From casting Adrian Paul as the lead, having Danny DeVito play as Sarcastro as the sidekick and having Bronson Pinchot involved to explosions, revengne plots, and rescuing (or avenging) a niece or grandaughter, you can bet your bottom dollar this thing has direct to video Dadurday* movie written all over it. The most important lesson learned this week is that the gang is clearly ready for their pitch meeting. *Da...
2022-10-1052 minOur POoRCHoices the PodcastEpisode 80 - Rants #18 - The POoRCHoices Event CenterThis week the gang reflects on the multiplex they used to frequent in their youth closing their doors and discuss writing a business proposal to rehab it into the POoRCHoices Event Center (aka The PEC) where they will use it as part movie theater, part film and audio production studios, concert hall, and eatery/brewery. Through nonsense and some poor choices, this just may work. Also after the outro, Sarcastro discusses observations from his most recent travel experience with airplane armrest etiquette, hotel breakfast meetings and airport security. Intro and Outro music written and performed by...
2022-10-031h 23Our POoRCHoices the PodcastEpisode 80 - Rants #18 - The POoRCHoices Event CenterThis week the gang reflects on the multiplex they used to frequent in their youth closing their doors and discuss writing a business proposal to rehab it into the POoRCHoices Event Center (aka The PEC) where they will use it as part movie theater, part film and audio production studios, concert hall, and eatery/brewery. Through nonsense and some poor choices, this just may work. Also after the outro, Sarcastro discusses observations from his most recent travel experience with airplane armrest etiquette, hotel breakfast meetings and airport security. Intro and Outro music written and performed by...
2022-10-031h 23Our POoRCHoices the PodcastEpisode 61 - Rants #2 - Fatty's Chicken ShackThis week Sarcastro and Banky talk to Fatty about his vision on starting a chicken farm and what it might take to get the operation going with automation and optimization and needless to say, the plan becomes rife with POoRCHoices. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).
2022-05-2355 minOur POoRCHoices the PodcastEpisode 61 - Rants #2 - Fatty's Chicken ShackThis week Sarcastro and Banky talk to Fatty about his vision on starting a chicken farm and what it might take to get the operation going with automation and optimization and needless to say, the plan becomes rife with POoRCHoices. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).
2022-05-2355 minOur POoRCHoices the PodcastEpisode 59 - Rants #1 - Money, Cyclists & Party Faux PasThis week the group is starting their rant series about POoRCHoices in life with three subjects: Why is it so hard to give companies your money? Why are cyclists taking up the road and wearing those spandex outfits? What's up with that party guest who pulls the food faux pas? Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).
2022-05-091h 07Our POoRCHoices the PodcastEpisode 59 - Rants #1 - Money, Cyclists & Party Faux PasThis week the group is starting their rant series about POoRCHoices in life with three subjects: Why is it so hard to give companies your money? Why are cyclists taking up the road and wearing those spandex outfits? What's up with that party guest who pulls the food faux pas? Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).
2022-05-091h 07Our POoRCHoices the PodcastEpisode 58 - The Amazing Spider-Man 2This week the fellas kick of season 2 of the show with The Amazing Spider-Man 2 making it a full year of publishing POoRCHoices episodes while also celebrating the eighth anniversary of the release of what they hope will not be the last stand alone Andrew Garfiled rodeo in the misadventures of Peter Parker. Directed by Marc Webb and also starring Emma Stone, Jamie Foxx, Dane DeHaan and Sally Field.
2022-05-021h 05Our POoRCHoices the PodcastEpisode 58 - The Amazing Spider-Man 2This week the fellas kick of season 2 of the show with The Amazing Spider-Man 2 making it a full year of publishing POoRCHoices episodes while also celebrating the eighth anniversary of the release of what they hope will not be the last stand alone Andrew Garfiled rodeo in the misadventures of Peter Parker. Directed by Marc Webb and also starring Emma Stone, Jamie Foxx, Dane DeHaan and Sally Field.
2022-05-021h 05Our POoRCHoices the PodcastEpisode 51 - Copshop (2021)This week the fellas spend a little time with show favorites Frank Grillo and Gerard Butler in Joe Carnahan's Copshop. A movie that based on the poor choices of it's characters that it's just a natural fit for the show. Also starring Alexis Louder (The Tomorrow War); Chad L. Coleman (The Expanse) and Toby Huss (The Adventures of Pete & Pete). The group also discusses the slight drama that happened with the final cut of the film and propose a prequel for an Anthony Lamb story Also Fatty and Corporal declare their desire to see the Car...
2022-03-141h 23Our POoRCHoices the PodcastEpisode 50 - Monster TrucksThis week the group revs it up into high gear with only four cylinders and are talking about the mostly live action film Monster Trucks. A cautionary tale of the harm to the subterraneous life on earth by the drilling of "big energy" and the perils of dating the horse girl who is completely unconcerned that an underwater creature is powering an old beat up truck. Directed by Chris Wedge and starring Lucas Till, Jane Levy, Thomas Lennon, Holt McCallany, Barry Pepper, Frank Whaley and featuring Rob Lowe and Danny Glover. Also the fellas come up...
2022-03-071h 11Our POoRCHoices the PodcastEpisode 50 - Monster TrucksThis week the group revs it up into high gear with only four cylinders and are talking about the mostly live action film Monster Trucks. A cautionary tale of the harm to the subterraneous life on earth by the drilling of "big energy" and the perils of dating the horse girl who is completely unconcerned that an underwater creature is powering an old beat up truck. Directed by Chris Wedge and starring Lucas Till, Jane Levy, Thomas Lennon, Holt McCallany, Barry Pepper, Frank Whaley and featuring Rob Lowe and Danny Glover. Also the fellas come up...
2022-03-071h 11Our POoRCHoices the PodcastEpisode 49 - Prisoners of the GhostlandThe week the group brings "Caged Love" month to a close and there is no doubt that Sarcastro couldn't be happier about it. The a premise of Prisoners of the Ghostland is so crazy that Nicolas Cage himself has described it as the wildest movie he's ever made. Although, it left the fellas with a few questions including how Cage's character handled important issues like going to the bathroom for five days when you can't take off the leather suit or if things happened that people just don't talk about. Directed by Sion Sono and co-starring Sofia Boutella, Bill Mos...
2022-02-281h 02Our POoRCHoices the PodcastEpisode 48 - Kill Chain"Caged Love" month rolls on this week as the group watched and discusses Nic Cage in a movie where he may secretly be researching and practicing for his dream job after Hollywood as the propietor of a slummy hotel in Ken Sanzel's Kill Chain. Also starring Anabelle Acosta, Erico Colantoni, Angie Cepeda, with Uber-stud Ryan Kwanten. It's a movie so slow paced and at times slightly painful, some of the fellas start to question if in fact they've gone too far down the Cage rabbit hole. Perhaps it was a poor choice to run this hard with the bit.... nah...
2022-02-211h 03Our POoRCHoices the PodcastEpisode 47 - The Sorcerer's ApprenticeThis week the group continues the magic of "Caged Love" month with the 2010 love story, The Sorcerer's Apprentice, where Nic Cage and Alfred Molina fight over an antique nesting doll and Jay Baruchel has to take up the mantle of the Prime Merlinian, which sounds like an insult rather than a title with some gravitas. Directed by National Treasure's Jon Turteltaub and produced by Jerry Bruckheimer, this story had the fellas considering putting an additional parental advisory on the episode. Jokes are 100% NSFW and even less safe to listen to around the younglings. Also in this episode Sarcastro gives the...
2022-02-141h 31Our POoRCHoices the PodcastEpisode 46 - National TreasureOn this episode the group continues the theme of "Caged Love" month by picking up their torches and joining Nic Cage and friends in absurd plot to stop Sean Bean and his amazing hair from gaining treasures that were squirreled away by the Knights Templar, the Founding Fathers and Freemason in the film National Treasure. Directed by Jon Turteltaub of Cool Runnings fame, it also stars Diane Kruger; Justin Bartha, Harvey Keitel and Jon Voight's hairpiece. If the plot sounds ridiculous, that's because it is. This is also a film that Fatty reminds us that everyone should info...
2022-02-071h 25Our POoRCHoices the PodcastEpisode 45 - The RockThis week the group kicks of the month of St. Valentine with the theme of "Caged Love" where they talk about a Nic Cage movie that was released or filmed during one of his five marriages. First movie up is 1996's The Rock a movie that as Corporal points out is filmed like a giant music video from the 90's and is chock full of explosions and snappy one-liners it just may blow your mind. Directed by Michael Bay and co-starring Ed Harris; John Spencer; William Forsythe; Tony Todd; returing show favorite; John C. McGinley; and...
2022-01-311h 33Our POoRCHoices the PodcastEpisode 44 - The AnimalThis week the group reveals they have no shame as they openly laugh and mildly enjoyed watching Rob Schneider and O.G. Survivor, Colleen Haskell in the most awkward of character romances in Luke Greenfield's directorial debut in a full length motion picture, The Animal. Written by Rob Schneider and Tom Brady of The Hot Chick fame, not the NFL star quarterback (which exlpains a few things). Co-starring John C. McGinley doing what he does best; Ed Asner making everyone a little uncomfortable while laughing; Scott Wilson, who once shared a flight with Sarcastro; and comedic treasure, Norm MacDonald ma...
2022-01-241h 41Our POoRCHoices the PodcastEpisode 43 - The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th DimensionThe Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension -- This week the group gets weird with it as they discuss the movie with the possibly the greatest credits scene of all time, The Adventrures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension. A movie so strange and nonsensical it broke Sarcastro's will to watch 80's movies movinig forward. Starring Peter Weller, Elen Barkin, John Lithgow, Jeff Goldblum, Christopher Lloyd, Carl Lumbly, Vincent Schiavelli Dan Hedaya, and Clancy Brown. It's a movie that just doesn't want to answer certain questions, like why is there a watermelon there?
2022-01-171h 09Our POoRCHoices the PodcastEpisode 42 - Pee-Wee's Big AdventureThis week the group is flashing back to 1985 with the Paul Reubens hit, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, which somehow Corporal had never watched before but points out that Pee-Wee made the poorest choice of all at the start of the film and also is a terrible pet owner. Directed by Tim Burton as his first feature film and scored by Danny Elfman it's the journey of a manchild hell bent on getting his bike back at any cost including attempted murder of his nemesis, Francis.
2022-01-101h 27Our POoRCHoices the PodcastEpisode 41 - Red NoticeThis week the group is kicking off 2022 with a bang and a bunch of missed shots in jokes and ammo in the action, comedy, heist movie, Red Notice. Directed by Rawson Marshall Thurber and starring Dwayne Johnson, Ryan Reynolds, and Gal Gadot. A movie that isn't afraid to try to be every other movie ever made but just not as good as the reference material. Ultimately the film leaves the fellas wondering if Netflix hasn't actually cracked the code on putting together movies with actors just playing the same characters from other films they've been in because that's all the...
2022-01-031h 05Our POoRCHoices the PodcastEpisode 40 - Con AirThis week the group take flight in the final installment of the "these are a few of our favorite things" theme for 2021 with the return of Nicolas Cage to the show and he brought one of the worst southern accents ever to grace the screen in Con Air. A movie so spectacularly full of poor choices it was a natural fit for the show, including Cameron Poe's failure to do the math on when he last saw his wife until she told him she was pregnant and not question it after his time in prison. Or his choice in hai...
2021-12-271h 26Our POoRCHoices the PodcastEpisode 39 - Meatballs Part IIThis week the group in headed to summer camp for one of Fatty's favorite things, Meatballs Part II from 1984 which has nothing to do with the original, superior, titled film in the series. For some reason there is a man intent on cooking a horse, an alien, and more Counselors in Training than actual campers. Directed by Ken Wiederhorn and starring Richard Mulligan, Hamilton Camp, John "Not Scott Baio" Mengatti, Kim Richards and featuring Paul Reubens and John Larroquette. Also the fellas come up with few recasting ideas for an alternate cut.
2021-12-201h 12Our POoRCHoices the PodcastEpisode 38 - Demolition ManThis week the group carries on with "these are a few of our favorite things" with Sarcastro's pick 1993's action extravaganza from Director, Marco Brambilla, Demolition Man. A movie with so many poor choices you can't believe any of it actually made for a movie people would love, but apparently so many did. Starring Sylvester Stallone, Wesley Snipes, Sandra Bullock, the late Glenn Shadix, Denis Leary and an uncredited cameo by Rob Schneider that everyone thought he was in the opening credits. Also Fatty reminds everyone of the toys released for the movie that weren't at all an afterthought.
2021-12-131h 26Our POoRCHoices the PodcastEpisode 37 - The Day After TomorrowThis week the group continues the theme of a "these are a few of our favorite things" with Corporals pick, 2004's, The Day After Tomorrow. A movie where every character with a speaking role makes poor choices and will not be persuaded by science, physics or even common sense to be the least bit realistic. Directed by Roland Emmerich and starring Dennis Quaid, Dash Mihok, Jay O. Sanders, Emmy Rossum, Sela Ward, Kenneth Walsh and Jake Gyllenhaal as the smartest kid in the only public library in New York City. Stick around after the outro as Fatty comes up with...
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Our POoRCHoices the PodcastEpisode 36 - Tango & CashThis week the group kicks off the holiday season with the theme of "these are a few of our favorite things" which are movies we will tune into any time they air on television and the first pick goes to Commando with the Sylvester Stalone and Kurt Russell buddy cop film, Tango & Cash. A movie that was so powerful it required two directors to complete it, Andrei Konchalovsky and Albert Magnoli. Also in the episode we welcome another member of the Porch family to the show, Fatty, who we learned was confused why Tom Hanks and his slobbering dog we...
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Our POoRCHoices the PodcastEpisode 35 - The Vanishing (2018)This week the group tackles the the themes of remorse and madness by making themselves crazy watching another Gerard Butler film with 2018's The Vanishing, which might be a cautionary tale of why you shouldn't work lighthouse duty or maybe it's just an excuse to work in Scotland. Also, Sarcastro pitches his improvements for the story by adding in Andre the Giant through archived footage and the gang is all about it. Directed by Krystoff Nyholm and also starring Peter Mullan (of Braveheart fame) and Connor Swindells.
2021-11-221h 01Our POoRCHoices the PodcastEpisode 34 - Hot to TrotThis week the group is off to the races and learning that you can't look a gift horse in the mouth with 1988's Hot to Trot, starring Bobcat Goldthwait, John Candy, Virginia Madsen, Dabney Coleman (and some great teeth) with cameos from Burgess Meredith and Gilbert Gottfried, directed by Michael Dinner. A movie originally pitched to have Joan Rivers which would have been a sight to see. Also Commando comes up with a pitch for a new Bobcat movie and we are all in on making it.
2021-11-151h 04Our POoRCHoices the PodcastEpisode 33 - CluelessThis week the group gets to reflect on Amy Heckerling's high school comedy, Clueless, starring Alicia Silverstone, Breckin Meyer, Stacey Dash, Paul Rudd, Donald Faison, Jeremy Sisto, Dan Hedaya and the late, great, Brittany Murphy. Also, Corporal gives the gang a geography lesson and advice on navigating Los Angeles and they reminisce about the days of actual phone booths. Make sure to like, subscribe and follow!
2021-11-081h 02Our POoRCHoices the PodcastEpisode 29 - Child's Play (1988)This week the group is talking about everyone's friend to the end, Charles Lee Ray, in the 1988 horror hit Child's Play. Starring Brad Douriff, Catherine Hicks, Prince Humperdink and introducing Alex Vincent. Directed by Tom Holland and story by Don Mancini. Also, Sarcastro introduces the next generation of POoRCHoices to the franchise.
2021-10-111h 15Our POoRCHoices the PodcastEpisode 29 - Child's Play (1988)This week the group is talking about everyone's friend to the end, Charles Lee Ray, in the 1988 horror hit Child's Play. Starring Brad Douriff, Catherine Hicks, Prince Humperdink and introducing Alex Vincent. Directed by Tom Holland and story by Don Mancini. Also, Sarcastro introduces the next generation of POoRCHoices to the franchise.
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Keep It 100 Girl!KEEP IT 100 GIRL - EPISODE 49 - What Was I Thinking?Have you ever done stupid things? Made decisions you regretted after-the-fact? You would be lying if you said no.
Thought so.
In the end, we all say what was I thinking?
In this episode you’re gonna hear:
BOOM! Missed opportunities. Woulda, coulda, and shoulda
What was I thinking moments?
Regrets
Feeling vulnerable and embarrassed
Those times where you wish to take it back
I remember my parents always saying think before you act. We struggle with this. Especially if you are the emotive type, like I used to be.
Over ti...
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