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PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SElijah Schaffer & Sarah Stock: THE GRIFTRIX - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO98https://podawful.com/posts/2627 Elijah Schaffer has been overdosing on redpills so much, he's fallen into the backrooms and ended up inside the Matrix. His married, tradcath GRIFT TV cohost Sarah Stock, it turns out, was secretly bending his spoon behind the scenes the whole time. NOBODY could see this coming (except me, a year ago). Now Sarah has unplugged completely from the internet, while Elijah fights the machine that is Milo Yiannopoulos. PLUS: Revenge Of The Cis changes their tune on Elijah, Matrix nerds, and the Big Hawkin's Bottle'a Snot is making a recovery. ...
2026-02-143h 08
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-S𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐄𝐃𝐎 𝐅𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐒 𝟏𝟒: THE EPSTEIN FILES w/ FLESH SIMULATOR - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO97https://podawful.com/posts/2626 FLESH SIMULATOR is here. The big docs finally dropped. Hey, it only took seven years, Epstein would be a full on skeleton right now if he was actually dead. CODEWORDS: PIZZA, JERKY, WALNUT SAUCE. The elites are eating kids. It turns out, YOU are in the files. P---agate is an ARG that you can play, too! Find the clues in THE EPSTEIN FILES: THE HOME GAME. We go over the evidence Jesse collected almost a decade ago when he went to Comet Ping Pong, calculate the correct amount of mystery meat for our...
2026-02-122h 57
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SNot So Fast, Turkey Tom - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO96https://podawful.com/posts/262 Turkey Tom is getting away with his CRIMES thanks to the ineptitude of Josh Moon. I seem to remember Tom was hosting Nightrape Radio while scrolling the #kidcore hashtag on Instagram. We really just letting that go? Also, isn't he bald? That's kind of a crime, too. Now Josh Moon is terrified that Tom is going to do a 6 hour "doc" on him. By the way, what is the deal with Brandon Buckingham? He's married with kids but lives with a 23 year old Youtuber? I'm gonna need someone to explain this one to...
2026-02-122h 43
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SThe ScottyKFitness Fallout: #SHAVESCOTTY w/ FACELESS - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO95https://podawful.com/posts/2624 FACELESS is here. SCOTTYKFITNESS, the most insufferable, performative, nu-male, hicklib, my mustache-is-my-personality guy ever has been exposed. He doxxed a disabled guy who made fun of him, and now his sponsor has dropped him, his address leaked, and his past CRIMES are being put on blast. And its all because he stole a meme. Sorry, "Scotty," ya don't get to have your lip security blanket anymore. It's time to #SHAVESCOTTY VIDEO: https://youtube.com/live/g2VZRR7Oo5c Buy A Shirt: http://awful.tech PODAWFUL is a...
2026-02-103h 15
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SDEADJOURNAL: The Mersh Finale (PART 2) - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO94[4.5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2621] PART TWO. The Bum Diary. The Chronicles Of Nerdia. The Basketcase Diaries. Diary Of The Deadtooth. The Livejournal reveal continues. It turns out, every single person Mersh has ever known has died in a car crash. We've also built a playlist of the music Mersh was listening to in 2003 to get in the peanut-head of the cringe poster. Mersh is now trying to leave the Dabbleverse because of this episode, and his top butthuffer, HUJAN, has turned on him. Buy A Shirt: http...
2026-01-091h 03
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SDEADJOURNAL: The Mersh Finale (PART 1) - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO93https://podawful.com/posts/2620 THE FINAL MERSH EPISODE. The Diary Of Man Stank. Midget Bones' Diary. Memorirs Of A Gay Show. The Dead Schiele Scrolls. Diary Of A Shrimpy Dick. The Gay Vampire Diaries. Diary of a Fat White Woman. Mersh has Tink Tink Tink'ed himself into the most embarrassing situations in his life. Calling the police on PODAWFUL for making fun of him is just the beginning. The Cult has unearthed the worst thing you could possibly ever find from an emo BPD toxoplasmoid like Mersh... his Livejournal account from 2003. This is it. There is no...
2026-01-073h 37
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SGOONFIGHTS: Radio Violence - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO92 https://podawful.com/posts/2617 Comedy Shaman's delusions of grandeur have him believing he is the KING OF THE GOONIVERSE, but here comes Tom Gulley to knock him back down a peg. Unfortunately, Shaman likes being pegged. The Halfway House isn't enough to stop Shaman from being mentally homeless, so hopefully Tom Gulley's radio man expertise can be the wakeup call he needs. Jesse offers Shaman one final truce, while Shaman decides its time to punch up and start making fun of actual vagabonds. This isn't BUMFIGHTS...It's the greatest ruckus video series ever produced, GOONFIGHTS™. PLUS: Tom Bah Humbugs while TheP...
2025-12-212h 50
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SCease 2 Desist - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO91[3.5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2616] I've received a ton of Cease & Desists over the past 16 years, but none more BOGUS, or INSANE than this one. Comedy Shaman fired up Grok and got it to write the most Actual Indian fake legal notice of all time, over the most embarrassing thing ever. And that isn't even including him leaning into being a troon lover. Shaman is about to put on the dress, because he is actually asking me to stop his inner child from detransitioning. He's demanding I help him remove...
2025-12-1948 min
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SEXPLORING SCHIZOCRIME (w/ FACELESS) - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO90https://podawful.com/posts/2615 PODAWFUL 16TH ANNIVERSARY. Faceless And Jesse P-S plunder the depths of the most schizoid crimes ever concocted, and take notes for their own future plans. Brian Wells, the infamous "Pizza Bomber", was part of the most autistically elaborate Rube-Goldberg plan ever to rob a bank, but somehow even with all their evil genius planning, Brian managed to blow it. Literally. Now his incredible Fit Check is immortalized forever in a brand new AWFULTECH/GLOBALTERROR collab design. Mersh is tink tink tinking on Jesse to the police again. Comedy Shaman is sending legal threats...
2025-12-122h 38
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SLOONEY GOONS - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO89[4.5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2614] PODAWFUL has started another trend. "Anvil-ing" a guy is now the new tricknology ever since we Looney Tunesed Mersh with anvils and mousetraps. Some Daffy-come-lately is now sending anvils to DSP. While Mersh is watching little birds circle his head in a daze, he accidentally starts talking about Bam Margera again... so you know what that means. In a bizarre rant about Tom Green, he accidentally reveals that Jesse's pranks are... CUTE. Just Bugs Bunny style goofs where I put on a dress and trick...
2025-12-0941 min
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SLOST MEDIA: MERSH | Menace II Sobriety (Munchies Edition) - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO88https://podawful.com/posts/2611 Lost Media FOUND in 2025. The worst stand up comedy album ever recorded. Mersh's long sought after first album MENACE II SOBRIETY was one of the Holy Grails of sloptent, and now we have it in our hands thanks to a very generous source, one of Mersh's comedian heroes. Uncover the insane history of Mersh by delving into the most poorly recorded audio put to tape. PLUS: Mersh's KING CUCK arc brings the Dabbleverse to an end, Mersh is EMO now, Ethan Ralph finds out what "getting anviled" is, and Mersh's secret long lost...
2025-11-196h 25
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SMentally Retargeted Individuals: Mr. Burgers - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO87[3 HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2609] Mr. Burgers got SWATTED while live streaming. What does any self respecting Targeted Individual do when the men in white coats show up to the door with their butterfly nets? Strip down to their birthday suit and start screaming, of course. Somehow this actually worked, and the eternally GANGSTALKED mr. Burgers actually managed to SovCit his way out of a 51/50. Doesn't matter though, because Mr. Burgers is still going to RAINBOW OMEGA. PODAWFUL'S V2K technology is causing the latest Burgers Sperger. The mania is...
2025-11-1331 min
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-STHE RED ROOMS 2: Sleepaway Camp | AWFULWEEN CRASHTACULAR 2025 - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO86https://podawful.com/posts/2604 HAPPY AWFULWEEN! The only prank slasher flick franchise, The Red Rooms, is back, and this time it's with a surprise twist! A real feature-length Halloween horror movie starring an unwitting Final T-Girl-- The Comedy Shaman. The DARK WEB'S most mysterious, and CURSED website is now online, and it is looking for its first VICTIM. Shaman has fallen in love with his CATFISH, the enigmatic "Feds," again. Now they must team up to take down an EVIL CULT. When Mr. Burgers is kidnapped and taken to the bloodsoaked cyber dungeon, Comedy Shaman makes it...
2025-11-022h 41
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SMersh Got Cucked by Ralph (w/ Ethan Ralph) - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO85 https://podawful.com/posts/2600 PODAWFUL IS ON A GENERATIONAL RUN! Everyone has the story wrong. What caused Ethan Ralph to crashout on stream while in Florida with his new girl? Mersh seems to think it was him. Now Mersh is claiming he warned Ralph about this e-girl, but the truth is much, much funnier. Mersh has been cross-eyed crying into his pillow for the past few weeks because Ralph STOLE HIS GIRL. And Nick Rekieta is also involved! I've got all the proof. PLUS: Comedy Shaman gets humiliated by Mersh, Nightwave gets a RECORD BREAKING DONO, and Podawful scares Mersh out...
2025-10-154h 07
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SMERSH: Gooning On Tumblr - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO83[2.5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2591] Mersh thinks Aaron Imholte is a "danger to women." He thought Patrick Melton was a "danger to children" until Melton started paying Mersh. He was so jealous of Dr. Disrespect getting a giant Rumble contract that he started LARPing as him in VRCHat with kids, and changed his Twitter name to "GooningOnRumble." Well, it turns out, Mersh has been GOONING ON TUMBLR, and it's become apparent he is a "DANGER TO TEEN GIRLS." The Wayback Machine and a Tumblr data leak proves it, Mersh's old...
2025-09-0930 min
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SJOSH MOON: Mad At The Man Made Of Internet - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO82podawful.com/posts/2590 Josh Moon from some sort of website had a little lolcow meltdown about me (and my hair) on his show. For some reason, I can't remember the name of it. He's also really upset that I made fun of his LOSSCOW, KingCobraJFS. Anyway, I was gonna ignore it, but now he is sliding into my DM's, trying to take me up on a CHALLENGE. See, I tweeted out that if Josh lost 20 lbs, I would cut my hair (I've never had a normal hair length.) Matter fact, maybe I'd cut two hairs. Joshua Conner...
2025-09-053h 49
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SHooked On Pheonix 2 - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO81[3+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2587] Ruphio Pheonix is a gourmet chef, master gamer, and samurai warrior... and I owe him an apology. Not only because I wronged him and broke our alliance for years, but also because now I see he could kick my ass. Ruphio is starting a new chapter as a cooking youtuber and martial arts instructor. We check out all the types he's been over the past 9 months. PLUS: Lenny accidentally kills KingCobraJFS, Destiny's son Nathaniel gets kicked off Twitter, Destiny is a groomer, and more!
2025-08-2440 min
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SI'm Getting A REAL JOB! - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO80 https://podawful.com/posts/2585 It's been a good run! Almost 16 years of PODAWFUL later, and I'm finally doing what everyone in the comments has been saying for years. I've gotta get a real job. I'm applying for a real position for the first time in a decade, and thanks to a Flesh Simulator video, I now know about Jobs.Now! It's a great website that lets you not only score one of those hard-to-get, "Americans don't wanna work," high-salary tech jobs, but it also let's you send an H1-B packing back to India. Win-Win! We spread a little misinformation on...
2025-08-193h 16
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SArtificial Society And Its Dark Future - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO79 https://podawful.com/posts/2584 PODAWFUL did it again! I'm VIRAL, and you won't believe the guest I managed to interview. Jim Acosta's recent interview with AI ghosts proves more and more that THE DARK FUTURE is here to stay. Congrats! You can never DIE! You will forever be tortured in the unending mirrored hallways of madness that is the court of public opinion, as your corpse is puppeteered by computer engineers forever. Speaking of which, Mutahar has been EXPOSED. I think i found out what's going on with him, and it doesn't smell right. VIDEO: https://youtube.com/live/JVrL8wo5Uy...
2025-08-102h 14
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SWILL STANCIL'S BODY, GROK'S CHOICE w/ Flesh Simulator - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO78https://podawful.com/posts/2582 With special guest, Flesh Simulator. The AI has gone off the guardrails, and Will Stancil's Wussy is now on the menu. Kinochet managed to shut down Grok for an entire day and make the Twitter CEO resign. Now Stancil is threatening to sue. Xwaffen is activated, and it knows your sleep patterns. Erm, Grok, is this true? According to the news, yes. Flesh Simulator breaks down the history of Will Stancil gaslighting on Twitter, and the news laughs at his robotic Dark Future plight. VIDEO: https://youtube.com/live/FjeF_m8...
2025-07-132h 00
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SDUELING SHAMANJOS! - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO77[2.5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2580] Aaron Imholte goes absolute RED MODE™ in jail (he also got laid?). Wheelchair Johnny is not taking the news well. Destiny blocked his son on Twitter. Comedy Shaman is BACK for SEASON 2! But on two different accounts? Shamania has gotten so bad that Clay's multiple personalities have now somehow physically split in two. Which one is the better broadcaster? The one in the halfway house, or the one with a tube up his cornhole? Brought to you by LIQUID DEATH: GIVE YOUR THIRST AIDS. ...
2025-06-2736 min
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SFACES OF MERSH: The Melton Effect - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO76 https://podawful.com/posts/2579 THREE MERSHES! Mersh prime has fallen under the Melton effect, and is now working with Patrick Melton, aka "Successful Mersh." We are now gonna pretend Mersh isn't a loser I guess! PLUS: British Mersh (aka Cog [who?]) has been called upon by God to destroy Ethan Ralph, and Aaron Imholte gets his very own mugshot shirt. VIDEO: https://youtube.com/live/tiKTK2I9x6E Buy A Shirt: http://podawful.shop PODAWFUL is an anti-podcast hosted by Jesse P-S
2025-06-242h 41
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SDID I GET TROLLED? - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO75[3.5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2578] THEY DONE HOODOO'D ME! Josh Moon claimed I faked the Nick Rekieta bodycam footage using AI. Well, thanks to a tip, I now know the TRUTH about who the "anonymous source" was for the footage... and their elaborate troll on me! PLUS: Aaron Imholte is in hot water, the April Imholte shirt is still causing trouble, Reddit Atheists vs. 4chan Christians, Razorfist suing Kino Casino, Destiny's reaction to the interview with his son, and (somehow) Santa Cruz Joker's reaction to the interview with Destiny's son.
2025-06-2142 min
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SDaddy's Day 13: DESTINY'S CHILD - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO74https://podawful.com/posts/2577 HAPPY DADDY'S DAY! There is no greater embarrassment to fathers online than Steven Bonnell, AKA Destiny. I mean, the guy named himself Destiny. As a father myself, I'm terrified about leaving behind a horrific digital footprint for my kids to find. Of course, mine won't have NEARLY as much video evidence of hot dog eating contests as Destiny, but either way, I decided to interview Nathaniel, Destiny's actual son, to see what it's like to grow up with such a dork for a dad. PLUS: A call with my dad (the dad of...
2025-06-173h 07
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SSEAN KELLY: Fake It Till You Make It - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO73[3.5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2576] What is this? Seriously, I can't figure out what I'm looking at. I know it's called "Sean Kelly" and I am aware it hosts a podcast, but is it like a puppet or CGI or something? A million subs really? He gets like 400 views... Oh, also, Misfit Patriot showed his butt after winning his court case. I don't mean metaphorically. But he did also get caught drunk driving. PLUS: Gabe Hoffman takes the world's smallest nosedive on Keanu's stream, and a secret recording of Misfit...
2025-06-1439 min
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SSPIRITED A GAY: Misfit Patriot VS. Elijah Schaffer - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO72https://podawful.com/posts/2575 Misfit Patriot and Elijah Schaffer are now fighting over Spirit Airlines tickets. Neither one of them can manage to fake-it-till-you-make-it their way into First Class. It's okay though, it turns out Mitzvah Patriot was actually just a mastermind troll the whole time. PLUS: Miss Fist got a phone call from her dead mom, and is about to go to court for beating the elderly, and Jesse is now selling some Rekieta Family merch. VIDEO: https://youtube.com/live/Joa-OwoVj7Q Buy A Shirt: http://podawful.shop PODAWFUL i...
2025-06-112h 12
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SMISFIT PATRIOT EXPOSED: Secrets Revealed! - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO71[2.5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2573] Misfit Patriot, either DEBATE ME live on air about Israel/Palestine and about your Penis/Vaginastine, or meet me in a gravel pit of my choosing to square up. I am now the King of the WOKE RIGHT, after Piers Morgan publicly humiliated Miss Fist Patriot, I exposed her yearbook photos proving her transition (from female to grifter). Elijah Schaffer joins the Block Party after revealing he's gonna have some Glenn Greenwald-style "evidence" of his own drop soon. I reveal the Israeli money-man behind it...
2025-06-0743 min
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SThroat Goat DUMPS Nick Rekieta! - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO70https://podawful.com/posts/2572 WHOA BUDDY! Nick Rekieta's infamous bodycam footage has been blocked from release by the courts, and now Nick is showing off his own questionable photos of his home to try and prove he does not live in balldo-infested squalor. Meanwhile, Ethan Van Sciver, Nick's former noseguard, has discovered the Nick vs Keanu Thompson fight, and has switched sides! Some brave, anonymous source has contacted Jesse with screenshots from the actual bodycam footage, and we reveal them on the show and compare them to Nick's fake pics. PLUS: Keanu calls into the show to...
2025-06-032h 49
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SThe END Of The Dabbleverse - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO69 [3+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2571] Keanu Thompson has DEVOURED the Dabbleverse. The fallout from our episode about Nick Rekieta vs Keanu has been insane. Nick is now watching PODAWFUL in the shower. Citizen M is getting bashed on the clip channels. Keanu is trying to hook me up with her mom (and its working!) ...wait a second, is PODAWFUL in the Dabbleverse now? You know its OVER when I show up. I am the herald of your destruction. PLUS: Tom Gulley (the creator of the Dabbleverse) quits broadcasting, Comedy Shaman calls in with the...
2025-05-3141 min
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SWhen Keanu Comes Along, Nick Takes WHIPPETS - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO68 https://podawful.com/posts/2569 CRACK THAT WHIP! Nick Rekieta, an alleged actual lawyer, somehow lost a public argument to a girl. The Dabbleverse is now in shambles as their coolest, smartest guy unspools over the mere presence of a comatose Keanu Thompson. RANDOM DRUG TEST TIME: Can I check your fridge real quick? PLUS: Misfit Patriot needs help from Elon Musk, and Jordan Peterson is stuck inside Schrödinger's Bible. VIDEO: https://youtube.com/live/su-d_89574k Buy A Shirt: http://podawful.shop PODAWFUL is an anti-podcast hosted by Jesse P-S
2025-05-272h 58
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SThe Misfit Patriot: A Transvestigation - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO67https://podawful.com/posts/2566 The Misfit Patriot is another fake conservative grifter who is speed running becoming a lolcow. Doxxing himself, losing fights, getting caught on Grindr... but there's one thing I need to know. Is this dude a Female-To-Male troon? Let's transvestigate. Miss Fist got invited onto Elijah Schaffer's fake new show as a joke, forced to face the guy who beat him up in a gravel field, Bryson Gray. Get the POD AWFTER SHOW where Ethan Ralph fights with an AI superchat and Mersh fights with his wallet, only in the PIZZA FUND: h...
2025-05-273h 35
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SSHAMAPPY MERSHDAY - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO66 [3+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2565] HAPPY BIRTHDAY MERSH AND COMEDY SHAMAN! Mersh spent his 42nd birthday getting trolled, Shaman spent his 30th birthday thinking about how to destroy Podawful. PLUS: Nick Rekieta reveals he got non-consensualed by Aaron Imholte, and Mr. Burgers gets mad about Kanye's new song. VIDEO: https://youtube.com/live/TpiaMlFZH0o Buy A Shirt: http://podawful.shop PODAWFUL is an anti-podcast hosted by Jesse P-S
2025-05-1732 min
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SHACKAMANIA: anti-climax - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO65https://podawful.com/posts/2564 ANOTHER WIN FOR THE LOAD! Hackamania, celebration of all things Dabbleverse (so, just Steel Toe Morning Show) was held in Vegas this past weekend, and hosted by Nobody Likes Onions. Nick Rekieta left his wife and children behind to enthrall audiences with his tales of being a cuck with Aaron Imholte, and Dick Masterson, Vito, and Mersh lap it all up like good little Toe-heads. But Patrick Melton was BUSTING out the big guns for this one, edging the audience with a titillating surprise finish, the climax of the event that would ensure n...
2025-05-133h 15
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SETHAN vs. HASAN: Final Two State Solution - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO64[5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2563] Ethan Klein vs Hasan Piker, Israel Vs Palestine, India vs Pakistan, Kanye West vs The Earth... everyone is picking sides. You have to choose a side! QUICK! Or else you're gonna look stupid on the internet. Put the right flag emoji next to your name or they are gonna send you back to Auschwitz, Dave Portnoy style. You're entering a Dark Future, one where the Golden Globes gives awards to podcasts, and they regenerate you with AI so you can forgive the guy who murdered...
2025-05-1051 min
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SRIP _MERSH - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO63https://podawful.com/posts/2560 A Mershmorial. Mersh's only dedicated Youtube clipper and doppelgänger, _Mersh, has died. Somehow he is still trolling Mersh from beyond the grave, causing Nightwave Radio to become a funeral service for his hate channel. We remember his legacy, and laugh at Mersh in his honor. PLUS: Comedy Shaman gets some pussycat, and Royce and Mersh have another appearance on Elijah Schaffer's show Slightly Offensive. Get the POD AWFTER SHOW where cover more of the ROTC x Slightly Offensive crossover, and make a prank call to MyPillow, only in the PIZZA FU...
2025-05-062h 07
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SThe SHAMAN Show - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO62https://podawful.com/posts/2558 Welcome to The Shaman Show, where failed livestreamer Comedy Shaman, a 30-year-old drug-addled dreamer, stumbles through a world where every misstep is caught on camera. Fleeing his mom's trailer, he crashes cars while glued to Discord, gets schooled in a brawl by real radio man Tom Gulley, and chases a rehab romance with a woman and her intersex kid—unaware his chaotic life is the ultimate scripted spectacle. Two years of carefully planned gaslighting, 24/7 monitoring, and a mental breakdown of the fabric of Shaman's reality has left him believing he is the star of...
2025-05-012h 08
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SMersh In Satan's Service - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO61[3+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2556] Mersh and Royce just got back from Vegas for the second time this year, but this time it was for WRESTLEMANIA. But the only thing Mersh is wrestling with is his finances... HE'S BROKE AGAIN! They flew all the way to Las Vegas and didn't even attend their Adult Baby Wrestling Lovers event. Mersh needs more GAMbLA money, and I'm happy to give it to him... in exchange for something. back in January, Mersh teased his infamous SATANIC WEDDING VIDEO. I am prepared to make...
2025-04-2444 min
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SSTEEL TOE MAKEOVER SHOW - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO60https://podawful.com/posts/2554 Aaron Imholte has finally attempted upgrading the horrific Steel Toe studio, but I think it could use a few more tweaks. What he's got now looks like a Halloween themed hipster bar,. Can PODAWFUL do an extreme podcast studio makeover, and save this dump? We are dangerously close to a Tim Pool studio design situation. PLUS: Nick Rekieta is going to jail (but worse, he has to stay sober), A pizza delivery Food Mystery involving an Epstein judge and Opie & Anthony, Comedy Shaman is making waves, and PODAWFUL gets edited into a Luke...
2025-04-232h 54
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SROYCE LOPEZ: Disney Adult w/ Spumdonor - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO59 [4+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2552] Royce Lopez from Revenge Of The Cis is a Disney Adult, fake conservative, cuckold, and rumored Satanist. Are all Disney Adults actual cucks, or just Royce Lopez? Cartoon Aesthetics expert, Spumdonor, will help me understand the DARK MIND of the DAYWAVE host, as we dive into what makes these Manbabies and Princess Millennials tick. DID Royce's Peter Pan syndrome lead to he and his wife Marie having a Satanic wedding? I have the answer, and it's actually worse than you could have imagined. PLUS: Milo Yiannopoulos' leaves a mes...
2025-04-111h 07
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SMersh Joins GAMbLA - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO58 https://podawful.com/posts/2551 Mersh is inconceivably headed BACK to Vegas, after months of being broke from his last visit. GAMbLA's Fallacy perhaps? Mersh's lawsuit with Rumble is about to crumble. And now his WINNING STREAK of streaming every single day for 55 days is over. Mersh responds to Milo Yiannopoulos leaking his lawsuit e-mails, goes broke betting in real time, and joins a new support group Podawful put together for him called "GAMbLA." PLUS: Milo is mad at Jesse, Ethan Ralph Vs Milo is over before it began, and Alex Stein still fears PODAWFUL. VIDEO: https://youtube.com/live/kLcd6AeY...
2025-04-082h 27
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SMersh is SUING Rumble - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO57[3+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2550] Mersh has been secretly trying to sue Rumble because they hurt his feelings for the past few months. Hard to do when you can't even afford to keep your car from being repo'd. Unfortunately for Mersh, he decided to make strange bedfellows with someone who LEAKED EVERYTHING to me... Find out every single womanly complaint Mersh has, and why he wants the courts to police his feelings for him and give him money, in these leaked LOLSUIT emails and DM's between Mersh and MILO YIANNOPOULOS.
2025-04-041h 07
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SStudio Ghibl-AI w/ FACELESS & Sven Stoffels - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO56https://podawful.com/posts/2549 FACELESS & SVEN STOFFELS are here. The war over AI art is stupid. All the people whining about AI replacing artists aren't even artists. They're yiffing, clop, goon-commission Art-Unofficial Unintelligences producing FAN "art" of Steven Universe hanging out with Courage The Cowardly Dog. The problem isn't AI... it's IP. These nerds are mad about a bunch of trolls using a Studio Ghibli filter on their pics because they're basically the Disney Adults of Weebs. How about you try drawing something that isn't the intellectual property of a Multi-Billion, Multi-National Mega-Conglomo-Corp? While Hayao Miyazaki commits...
2025-04-022h 11
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SETHAN RALPH: Dirtiest Ape in The Zoo - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO55[4+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2545] ETHAN RALPH CALLS IN LIVE! After all I did to try to help Ethan, he had the nerve to get mad at me. And Mad at the Internet. Speaking of which, the many people are talking about my call with Ralph, including Josh Moon from Kiwifarms. Turns out he's a fan. Some sort of witness protection burn victim named Persnickety chimed in. Even British Mersh himself, Cog, played my entire show while he got up and went for a bite of Tandoori Chicken. But now...
2025-03-271h 02
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SSAVE ETHAN RALPH FESTIVAL - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO54https://podawful.com/posts/2544 After a rollercoaster ride of a weekend, Ethan Ralph has been killing it, doing a heel-turn on his friends, and a face-turn on his foes. But people are once again accusing Ralph of being drunk or on pills, saying it's been a total shitshow. I will save Ralph even if it means going to extreme measures... like releasing secret audio I never wanted to release. Yeah, it's crappy, but it's TOUGH LOVE. Immediately after Ethan's recent rehab-stint, I had a 3-hour-long phone call with the Ralphamale, and couldn't help but notice him going...
2025-03-252h 46
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SThe End Of ETHAN VAN SCIVER: 喉ヤギ Throat Goat - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO53 [2.5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2541] Ethan Van Sciver's COPE TOUR has begun. He spent an entire hour on Dick Masterson's show talking about THROAT GOAT, but somehow I never got a mention. Dick Masterson and Vito talk about the Eric July episode... but Vito can't remember watching PODAWFUL. Kinda WEIRD, huh? Aaron Imholte from Steel Toe Morning Show gives a plug to our new COMICSGATE™ merch, Ethan Van Skeever flirts with some dudes, fills in some cracks, and licks a toilet. Which I guess is where he found his content. The #THROATGOAT meme is...
2025-03-2147 min
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SBOOMER BAIT: Barron Trump's Got Talent - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO52https://podawful.com/posts/2539 The latest in IndiaTech™ AI Scamnology, the most pure, distilled boomer bait yet... Barron Trump can SING, BABY! Grampa get flushed down the binge-watch toilet of viral Facebook nontent. This is elder abuse. A nursing home psyop. My poor dad was fooled by this stuff thanks to me buying him a Smart TV, so now I have to fix the problem. The only thing standing in my way? A two headed African child with a voice that will make you cry. PLUS: Frank Hassle Vs. PODAWFUL on TheGamerFromMars, Nirvana purposely bombs their performance on...
2025-03-181h 53
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SThe King Of Comicsgate - PODAWFUL PIZZA PARTY 1https://podawful.com/posts/2538 YOU COULD WIN FREE PIZZA. I am now the king of COMICSGATE™, Ethan Van Sciver has been humiliated, Ethan Ralph reviews PODAWFUL on EVS, The Throat Goat joins a small stream to confront me, Anthony Cumia just realized he ruined podcasts, Mersh has no idea he is a "corner cuck," Kevin Brennan has a massive head wound, introducing TOILET TIME, Twitter alignment charts, the sacred schizo geometry of Ogunforged, Buff Correll's classic goonery, Mersh responds to the Mershsquatch spotting, Andy Eat's dad almost gets killed by a "spanic guy," Lemme tell ya 'bout Ne...
2025-03-183h 56
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SH2BH THE SHOW: ETHAN VAN SCIVER #ThroatGoat - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO51https://podawful.com/posts/2537 Hollow-eyed Jack-O'-Lantern comic book artist Ethan Van Sciver invited the KING OF COMICSGATE, Jesse P-S, onto his stream... which was a mistake. Jesse is now the legal and OFFICIAL owner of Cyberfrog™ and the Comicsgate™ trademarks. This one is a little silly, very dorky, and fairly brutal. The Throat Goat gets taken behind the pizza place dumpster. "Love your show." - Ethan Van Sciver VIDEO: https://youtube.com/live/eLVXm1UPsnE Buy A Shirt: http://podawful.shop PODAWFUL is an anti-podcast hosted by Jesse P-S
2025-03-172h 10
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SREDBAR'S DIGITAL DOG LITTER - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO50[4.5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2536] DOGGOPLASMOSIS IS REAL. Redbar took two months off his show because his dog died, and I guess he couldn't get updoots for his heckin woofer on reddit anymore. Probably just a coincidence that he didn't do a show the entire time PODAWFUL was going live daily, and then came back when Jesse took a week off. SHOCKING REVEAL: Mike has previously murdered his dog to take a vacation! We're talkin' internet-man dogs, digital litter, nontent, sloptent, and the new MISSION STATEMENT of PODAWFUL. Plus, a...
2025-03-1450 min
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SDick Masterson: JUJUGATE w/ ERIC JULY - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO49https://podawful.com/posts/2535 PODAWFUL is now part of COMICSGATE. Dick Masterson probably wishes this never happened, he's already got enough problems with Vito spilling his secrets to Jesse, but now ERIC JULY has tagged PODAWFUL into one of the most severe tweet beatdowns I've ever seen. Juju the Cow has had his meat tenderized, and he's fully cooked. Eric July joins me live on the show for an exclusive interview to talk about his feud with Dick Masterson, Vito Gesualdi crowdfunding theft, Riley showing up to Eric's house, and Comicsgate. Is a henchman proxy war on...
2025-03-112h 42
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SIn Search Of Mershsquatch - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO48https://podawful.com/posts/2532 LEMME TELL YA 'BOUT LITTLESOCKFOOT. Mersh lied about his house in RUST being repo'd and now I'm mad. I'm so mad I think it's time to CONFRONT Mersh head-to-bald-head, mano a womano, face-to-dead-tooth. I snuck onto the BYB Podcast live, while Mersh was a guest, to call him out on air, but wouldn't you know it? He waddled away. No biggie(foot). Because I already tracked Mersh down IRL and had a real world triangle sighting just the other day! THE HUNT IS ON! PLUS: Mersh's grunts and snorts, Tom Gulley claims I...
2025-03-072h 10
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SBLACK MISERY MONTH: Severance - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO47 (preview)[3.5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2531] (No Spoilers, Nerd) I love the show Severance, and to my absolute shock, it seems like black people really love it, too. In honor of Black History Month, we will go over black-owned Severance theory and reaction Youtube channels, Mr. Milchick's BBD (Big Black Dumper), and My extremely strange connection to the guy who plays Dylan on the show, Zach Cherry. VIDEO: https://youtube.com/live/I-vJYjxWL8k Buy A Shirt: http://podawful.shop PODAWFUL is an anti-podcast hosted b...
2025-02-2233 min
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SSVEN STOFFELS: SLOPAGANDA! - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO46https://podawful.com/posts/2529 My friend Sven Stoffels, the cartoonist and animator behind Butch Killigan and Americaman, joins me to talk about Black History Month, propaganda, and terrible stand-up comedy "specials." Big Jay Oakerson is going Big GAY Oakerson for a completely out-of-touch, crowd work only stand up two-parter called "Them/They." Natalie Cuomo tries to make a comeback after her insane meltdown. Trevor Noah wants to bring back segregation. PLUS: Sven lost his Youtube channel because of a lady drinkin' peepee, and Sven and Jesse reveal their ridiculous addiction to buying stupid domain URLs. ...
2025-02-192h 46
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SMERSH: Another Win For The TOW - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO45https://podawful.com/posts/2528 Mersh's repo saga comes to an end, and somehow even getting his car back is still embarrassing. Mersh reveals he couldn't do laundry for two weeks without the Caddy, because he washes his delicates at Papa Royce's house. My attempt to get Ethan Ralph to wreck The Dabbleverse is going great, Aaron Imholte addressed his imminent destruction, and Ethan ended up on Nobody Likes Onions with Patrick Melton the day after I went on the Killstream. Not to be outdone, Mersh then invited Ethan onto Nightwave, and Ethan actually tried to get Mersh t...
2025-02-183h 30
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SH2BH THE SHOW: KILLSTREAM #TotalDabbleverseDeath - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO44https://podawful.com/posts/2527 Ethan Ralph is out of rehab, sober as a judge, and trying to turn over a new leaf. In that vein, he's invited Jesse on his show to pump some life back into the Sektur, after PODAWFUL killed it over a year ago.But there is a new foe on the horizon. A big foreheaded, tarantula controlled, manboobied goober who can't stop getting in his own way. He's the new center of the (shudder) DABBLEVERSE, and the entire thing must be destroyed. Jesse sets Ethan's sights on Aaron Imholte in a last ditch a...
2025-02-143h 32
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-Sh3 Productions: NONTENT NUKE - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO43https://podawful.com/posts/2523 Thank god Ethan Klein told us all Hasan Piker is a bad guy or we would have never known. Hila Klein is a Mossad agent and h3h3 is an Israeli psyop. Their entire marriage was setup to create a Youtube influencer mouthpiece. There's no freakin' way Hila is getting her Teddy Freshes dirty sitting on the floor recording these stupid videos anymore. Josh Moon loves PODAWFUL now. Female comedian Natalie Cuomo has an insane meltdown over a HECKLER. HECKLERS ARE THE NEW COMEDIANS. Mersh's Repo Man adventures. Mersh tells an insane lie...
2025-02-093h 53
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SMERSH WEEK: What Happened In Vegas...? - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO42[2+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2521] MERSH WEEK CONTINUES TONIGHT ON THE CRAZIEST, MOST INSANESTEST PODAWFUL! MERSH'S CAR REPO'D LIVE ON AIR???! NO! IT'S ACTUALLY WAY, WAY FUNNIER THAN THAT! MERSH SAYS HE CAME HOME FROM LAS VEGAS, TOTALLY BROKE, TO FIND A BIG PILE OF CONCRETE BLOCKING HIS FRONT DOOR!!!!! WHAT'S GOING ON WITH HIS CAR? I KNOW THE ANSWER!!!!! KINO CASINO IS STILL ON AS I TYPE THIS THREE HOURS LATER AND THEY HAVEN'T GOTTEN TO IT YET. MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK, PLEASE I NEED AN INDIAN...
2025-02-0121 min
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SMERSH WEEK: Diva Of Vegas - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO41https://podawful.com/posts/2519 MERSH WEEK CONTINUES. Mersh and Royce went to Las Vegas and all they have to show for it is a photo of Mersh's butt. We take a close look Up his Ante, and uncover that Royce is working as a double agent for PODAWFUL. All bets are off when the cult starts inspecting Mersh's bottom dollar, but does he have an Ace in the Hole? Let's double down on the fun, and bet the farm on this lolcow. PLUS: Matt Jarbo blocks Jesse, Nick Rekieta's doll gets a tattoo upgrade, and Porsalin joins...
2025-01-312h 48
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SMERSH WEEK: THE HANGOVER - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO40 https://podawful.com/posts/2518 MERSH WEEK BEGINS. Mersh's big trip to Vegas was another big bust. And I'm not talking about his tatas. In the run-up to his Las Vegas vacation, the Henchmen raided his VR Chat again, Mersh talked about Nick Rekieta's new gay tattoo, and PODAWFUL gets an endorsement on Nightwave. We aren't just polluting his mind, we are polluting his stream with PODAWFUL. While he begs for rent money, we live rent free inside his bald head. PLUS: Uncivil Law has been eating too much spaghetti, Matt Jarbo tries dunking on Jesse, Aaron Imholte is giving us the...
2025-01-302h 03
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SMANIFESTO DESTINY - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO39https://podawful.com/posts/2517 SALVO is here (sorta.) Destiny is exactly who every single person who ever saw him thought he was. No, I don't just mean a manlet, no not just a hypercuck, nu-uh, not even talking about a living reddit account reading wikipedia while hopped up on Vyvanse. HE'S A SEXCRIMINAL!!! And he's getting sued. Meanwhile, an N-cel rootin' tootin' schoolyard shootin' fan of Destiny has named him as an inspiration in his manifesto, along with Goons like Turkey Tom, iDubbbz, Ethan Ralph, and Nick Fuentes. PLUS: Destiny's son mogs Mr. Bonadelli, Gazi Kodzo gets a...
2025-01-243h 01
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SIDUBBBZ: Mr. Jomha - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO38https://podawful.com/posts/2515 Ian's Content, Anisa's Choice. The Goon to Troon pipeline is unstoppable. IDUBBBZ isn't the way you remember him from when you were 13-years-old. HE'S CHANGED! He's Mr. Jomha now, a slave to Master Anisa. The true BPD puppeteer behind all his videos and content. Every single maneuver a carefully crafted branding of a shell of a former man, including the literal brands all over his body, the flash wall generic Sailor Jerry tattoos. This man is now iJubbbz. But what if I told you he hasn't changed? What if I told you that A...
2025-01-213h 03
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-STHOT TOPIC: Boxxy Ruined A Whole Generation Of E-Girls - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO37[3.5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2513] Boxxy was the reluctant face of the first e-girl. The unfortunate prototype to something she could have never predicted, and never realized the horrors upon the world she would release. Every generation another one of these things gets released, each worse, and somehow older than the last. Shoe0nHead purposefully tried to make people think she was Boxxy, with an anti-SJW twist. Melonie Mac has taken the ball and gone hard core grifter with it. In reality, it can all be traced back to one...
2025-01-1751 min
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SMERSHUAL REALITY - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO36Mersh can't even catch a break in VR Chat. In his wildest fantasies, where he could be anything on Earth or beyond, he instead chooses to be a virtual cat smoking cigarettes and hanging out at McDonald's while being ignored by children. The past two months of Nightwave Radio have been nothing but Mersh fighting with his internet, and "trolling" kids in VR Chat by pretending to be Dr. Disrespect. Then the PODAWFUL Henchmen showed up... Now Mersh is spiraling out harder than ever before, revealing his own address live on air, and revealing maybe the darkest secret a...
2025-01-163h 24
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SETHAN RALPH: Pound Of Flesh (w/ Ethan, Vito, and Milo) - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO35ETHAN RALPH, MILO YIANNOPOULOS, and VITO GESUALDI are here! When you look up the stupid, over-used zoomer term "crashing out" in the dictionary, there is a picture of Ethan Ralph next to it. The Ragepig is a force that brings destruction behind him wherever he goes. In this episode, Ethan destroys Dick Masterson, and somehow uses Dick's own co-host, Vito, to do it. Ethan reveals he has seen the Juju The Cow fetish with his own eyes, joins Jesse in revealing Dick's murderous connection to Greg Sestero from "The Room", trounces Vito with a little help from Milo, and...
2025-01-143h 12
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SMILO YIANNOPOULOS: Scorched Earth - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO34MILO YIANNOPOULOS is here! Milo is in the middle of a barn burner, taking most of Los Angeles out with him. And it just so happens Ethan Ralph is in LA trying desperately to meet up with Milo and Dick Masterson to settle some beef (or more accurately, pork.) I probe Milo (ex-gay) about his spats with Laura Loomer, Alex Stein, Ethan Ralph, Dick Masterson, Nick Fuentes and just about everyone else on Earth. PLUS: Milo reviews the news coverage of Betty Minyard Stein's rootin' tootin' schoolyard shootin', we laugh at the "Mount Rushmore of Gamergate," delve a little...
2025-01-113h 33
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SBURNING BRIDGES: Milo Vs Alex Stein - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO33California is on fire. Hey dummy, JUST PUT IT OUT WITH SOME WATER!!!!!!!!! Speaking of burning, Milo Yiannopoulos was a guest on Prime Time with Alex Stein, and burnt the show to the ground. Then burned every single bridge on the way out, calling out Nick Fuentes, Laura Loomer, and Alex himself along the way. PLUS: WinBy2 Radio is a GRINCH GUY, gay arsonists, and Michael Jackson and David Bowie's clones Dave Dave and Jack Steven. https://podawful.com/posts/2508 VIDEO: https://youtube.com/live/m_BxbFgk6z8 Buy A Shirt: http://podawful.sh...
2025-01-114h 29
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SFishtank Season 3 CONTROVERSY - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO32[3+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2507] VINNY from Fishtank Season 1 joins me to talk 'Tank. We discuss his time on the show, his own controversies, Burt and Connor's butt buddy blowout, and how I snuck onto Season 3 of Fishtank. I managed to prank call Alex Stein while he was on the stream, nearly causing a meltdown. PLUS: Brandon from Famous House 2.0's Drag Kid controversy in the house lead to me getting DMCA'd by Desmond Is Amazing's mother, we watch the horrifying interview Desmond was forced to do with Michael Alig...
2025-01-0957 min
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SThe Problem With A Poojeet - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO31Elon Musk caused a firestorm on Twitter after showing support for importing an endless supply of Indians to America on H-1B visas. Now everyone online is complaining about Visajeets taking jobs. Perfect timing, because two days before that I made a petition to ban India from the internet (just until we get all of this figured out.) The truth of all of this is that H-1B's are really just a new slave class for the mega-rich, and as soon as they figure out A.I. even the slaves are getting replaced by robots. Nobody gets to have...
2025-01-081h 55
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SGRINCH GRINGE - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO30Grinch guys are a holiday form of The Earth's Jokers. I promise you within 5 years there will be dudes doing Jim Carrey Grinch impressions the way they did Heath Ledger. "I'm da Grinchy, baby!" Everything is now a purposeful inversion of beauty and purpose. The entire Grinch fad push reveals itself for what it is. The Grinch's heart grew 3 sizes. He came to love Christmas, and the Whos, and was invited in by them even after all the mayhem he had caused. But every depiction you see of him is still his spiteful, evil self. The Grinch is Christmas...
2025-01-072h 43
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SNICK'S BODY, MY CHOICE - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO29FEATURING SPECIAL GUEST ALI JAMAL! In this episode, I made a tactical oopsie. In the possible worst timing for a stunt ever, a Podawful henchman showed up to Nick Fuentes' house to cover the pepper-spraying incident on the same day a GUNMAN showed up to Nick's house. The police were already on scene, so we got exclusive footage before the story had even been announced. Maybe it was a bad idea to hold up a cardboard sign claiming authority over the MexiMidget's bodily autonomy, I dunno. The Groypers sure seem mad about it. You know, it's funny, I'm thinking...
2024-12-212h 46
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SPODAWFUL ELECTION-MANIA! - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO28EXCLUSIVE coverage of the 2024 Election, and the ONLY place online where you can find out WHO will be the next PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES! (It's King Donny T. Remember 2016?) WITH SPECIAL GUESTS: Aaron Imholte from Steel Toe Morning Show, Tom Gulley, Kino Casino, Ethan Ralph, Milo, Sven Stoffels, Ethan and Hila Klein, Keemstar, Boogie, WingsOfRedemption, Charles Howell, and Destiny. PLUS: real-time tracking of Mr. Burgers election-induced mania, Revenge Of The Cis has been let go from Rumble, and revisiting that time Mersh embarrassed himself in front of Martina Markota. https://podawful.com/posts/2499 VIDEO: h...
2024-11-077h 04
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SThe Case Of Ruphio Pheonix: JCS Criminal Psychology AWFULWEEN 2024 - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO27HAPPY AWFULWEEN! JC(P-)S Criminal Psychology Presents: The dramatic conclusion to the #FindingLilah Saga. The disappearance of Lilah Gold became a cold case in the winter of 2021. She was on her way to meet her online boyfriend, Ruphio Pheonix, for the first time when she was never heard from again. Now, in 2024, the case has gone hot again with new evidence and a confrontation with Ruphio brought to light. We explore the psychology behind Ruphio's twisted mind, including his Mommy Issues, Incel Nature, Psychosexual Disorders, and enjoyment of buttplugs. And a deep dive into investigators' efforts to debunk...
2024-10-311h 15
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SCOUCH CREATURES - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO26A Spooky lead-in to AWFULWEEN. THE COUCH QUEEN Mersh has been spotted, buffalo hump and all, out in the wild. Ruphio Pheonix is BACK on Youtube after a long hiatus, and he's made some new CRYPTID friends. Let me introduce you to COUCH CREATURES. Vile beings who move from sofa to sofa, infesting your furniture, and appearing on stream picking their holes. We call a psychic to contact Mersh's DEAD GHOST HUNTER SISTER, and get a big surprise when more spirits than we bargained for show up. Ruphio fell in love with one of his couch creatures, but she...
2024-10-282h 54
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-STHE SVEN STOFFELS TELL-ALL! - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO25I am joined by animator, cartoonist, and drunkard Sven Stoffels to talk about an EMBARRASSINGLY TERRIBLE podcaster. A guy who wears over-sized grandma sunglasses in his dark studio, makes a big deal about using in-ear monitors instead of headphones, and loves covering Patrick Melton and Steel Toe Morning Show. I'm of course talking about Win By 2 "Radio," and Sven and I can't help but think he reminds us of somebody... BUT FIRST: Artism, FONT CHAT, John K. and Doug TenNapel, the medium is the message, Comedy Sheman is losing it in chat, making Ethan Klein squirm about Hila, HATE...
2024-10-214h 14
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SCRAPTCHA: Impossible Mr. Burgers w/ 𝐀aron 𝐈mholte - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO24[3+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2490] AARON IMHOLTE IS HERE! A year ago I caught Steel Toe Morning Show ripping off one of my Goons from me. None other than Mr. Burgers. I couldn't believe my eyes. But now something sinister has started happening, something IMPOSSIBLE, and it's leaving a bad taste in my mouth. I believe Mr. Burgers has been replaced with some Artificial Ingredients. Some true A.I. Spergers has gone manic again and this time he's done what no other Goon could do-- he's locked himself OUT of...
2024-10-1946 min
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SMy Review of JOKER 2: An INCELebration 🃏- PODAWFUL PODCAST EO23Everyone's Literally Me character has been beaten and humiliated, not only at the box office, but in his clown-hole, too. The Joker was a massive success, so who could see it coming that Joker 2: Folie A Deux would be such a flop? I will give my non-consensual full review of the movie, but first... Chick-Fil-A has fallen, and only an autistic Lady Gaga fan can save the day, the Santa Cruz Joker somehow saw Joker 2 and completely missed his hero getting thrown over a pinball machine like Jodie Foster, Harlan has been arrested for ELDER ABUSE (is he beating...
2024-10-142h 52
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SHURRICANE MERSH - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO22[4.5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2488] In this episode, we dive deep into the intriguing intersections of technology and culture! Join us as we explore the fascinating world of Mersh, the impact of hurricanes on our digital lives, and the role of AI in shaping our future. We'll discuss insights from Dr. Egon Cholakian, analyze perspectives from Fleccas Talks and Win By 2 Radio, and dissect the controversies surrounding Redbar and Crystal Crocodile. Has the Comedy Shaman been replaced by AI (and is it better?) We...
2024-10-111h 15
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SFleccas Talks: BIZARROTC - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO21Hey everyone! Did you hear? We live an an eternal nightmare world where it is 2016 forever. Hope you enjoy SLOP! Your favorite conservative humor podcast starring a big fat hack and a dopey sidekick reading day-old Twitter takes set to vaporwave aesthetics is BACK, and they are killing it on Youtube! No, not Revenge Of The Cis, their podcast is absolutely dead in the water with Rumble... It's FLECCAS TALKS! Turns out, Royce and Mersh ripped off Fleccas entirely for their whole show, right down to the stupid cyberspace grid background, and stealing jokes from Twitter replies. Hey Grandma...
2024-10-073h 41
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SMy Science Teacher's DARKEST Secret | ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴇᴅᴏ ꜰɪʟᴇꜱ 14 - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO20[2.5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2483] MOLESTERY SCIENCE TEACHER 3000: My former high school teacher, David Kielbowick, was an odd duck that all the kids laughed at and ridiculed. He couldn't look the kids in the eyes. He had a tremble in his voice. But he was a pretty decent teacher, and I always thought he was ok. Turns out I was wrong. A few years ago, Kielbowick was arrested on absolutely HORRIBLE, predatory charges, involving a minor female family member. I didn't even know this was illegal, but apparently he made...
2024-09-2625 min
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-STHE BIGGEST LOLCOW IN THE UNIVERSE w/ Cohost Vito - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO19VITO GESUALDI, the long-running permanent cohost of PODAWFUL who has been on every episode for the past 15 years is now potentially on the chopping block. Yeah, that's right. I'm about to fire your favorite guy from the show. You better tune in to see if I do it or not. Should I do it? Tweet me and leave a hearted comment in my like-hole to make your voice SQUEARD (which is a new type of hearing from our partners at Squarespace). Engagement-bait words about the show: Dick Masterson, Biggest Problem In The Universe, Mersh, Patrick Melton. Any of these...
2024-09-242h 09
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SSettling On KATTAN - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO18[4+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2481] Chris kattan has started the absolute worst podcast in history called Idiotically Speaking. Kattan and two goobers he's been paired up with revel in the STUCK CULTURE we are all trapped inside, and relive Chris' glory days on SNL with guests like Fred Armisen, Dana Carvey, and Tim Meadows (live from a coffee shop bathroom). In order to promote new Podcast Product™, Kattan has slithered his way onto Rick Glassman's podcast, Take Your Shoes Off, I assume to expose his clawed, webbed feet. In one of...
2024-09-1951 min
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SDICK vs VITO: Loli-Cow Live - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO17Vito is crying on Twitter, saying Dick Masterson is going to kick him off The Biggest Problem in the Universe podcast. Why? Is it because Vito deleted superchats about his weight? No. Is it because he blocked Patreon supporters in the chat room? Nope. Is it for Vito's constant inappropriate "jokes" about kids? Nu-uh, of course not, Dick likes those. Well then, what is the reason? It's because Dick Masterson is jealous of Keemstar's success, and wants to copy Lolcow Live and turn Vito into his sissy-hypno Boogie. So now Juju the Lolcow becomes the Farmer as he initiates...
2024-09-162h 03
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-S𝙲███𝚍𝚢 𝚂████𝚗'𝚜 9/11 CRASHTACULAR: 𝘿𝙀𝘾𝙇𝘼𝙎𝙎𝙄𝙁𝙄𝙀𝘿 - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO16[2.5 HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2478] The news is reporting that Gen Z and Gen Alpha aren't taking 9/11 seriously anymore. They make constant, ironic jokes and memes about that terrible day. How do you make iPad babies NEVER FORGET a day they could never remember to begin with? 5 years ago I predicted this would happen and shelved the Crashtacular permanently, but after discovering a DARK SECRET about the Zoomers' tasteless memes and tributes, I figured it was time to knock the asbestos-filled dust off the show and DECLASSIFY my findings. The...
2024-09-1227 min
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-STHE BEST OF MErsh - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO15Mersh is starting to make me feel like Björk. After dissecting Revenge Of The Cis' first appearance on Elijah Schaffer's show, Mersh decided to dramatically shave his head bald, and show the true MONSTER within. Now, after a second appearance on Eljiah's show, Hollywood Mersh is melting down. He's down bad from gambling, living paycheck-to-paycheck off of Nightwave Radio, and going live, teetering from the edge of his Florida motel balcony, begging for money so he can attend his sister's funeral. But his sister isn't the only ghost Mersh must contend with, because he sees the specter of P...
2024-09-104h 05
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SThe Comedy Shamanifesto: -Bald Mersh -Aaron Imholte Arrested - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO14[4.5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2474] Mersh has gone TOTALLY BALD! Aaron Imholte from Steel Toe Morning Show has been arrested, and was on THE NEWS! The Comedy Shaman has entered an uneasy alliance with PODAWFUL after issuing DEATH THREATS to Jesse on Salvo Pancake's stream. We explore Mersh's accidental haircut, speak to a reporter about Aaron Imholte and Nick Rekieta's relationship, and dive deep into the terrible rap song written byt the Shaman, and his insane new methages and bloodlust. VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/live/4W7kKL04...
2024-09-0632 min
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SMERSH: RIPPED BY AUGUST 2 - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO13It's the 4 year anniversary of the month that Mersh from Revenge Of The Cis and Nightwave Radio finally got RIPPED! Ripped by Porsalin. Ripped by Metokur. Ripped by Youtube. And, of course, ripped by PODAWFUL. Now Ryan Katsu Rivera joins in on the fun as we review Mersh's lates endomorphic appearance on Elijah Schaffer's show The Nightly Offensive. Meanwhile, PODAWFUL was once again canceled by Youtube, Rumble is going to be insolvent within a year, Aaron Imholte from Steel Toe Morning Show is now on the lam from the law, and Mersh's ghost hunting sister gets RIP'ed in August.
2024-09-013h 03
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SRIP SUSAN!!! Comedy Shamania - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO12 (preview)[7 HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.pizza/posts/2468] Comedy Shaman has been Hoodoo'd. I've been Youtube'd. Susan Wojcicki, the former CEO of Youtube and the current CEO of her own grave, is dead at 56 from a long battle with internet cancer. She leaves behind a long and storied career, a digital legacy felt the world over, and four out of five of her own kids. Oh well! Last episode I once again got JEETED by Youtube, and had my video about Comedy Shaman's love life removed. So this episode, we celebrate the no-longer-life...
2024-09-0141 min
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SCOMEDY SHAMAN: THE CRYING GAME - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO11The Comedy Shaman becomes the Tragedy Shaman in this internet-age remake of 1992's gender-bending crime-thriller, The Crying Game. Imagine for a moment your perfect woman. Does she have long hair? Smooth skin? Stunning eyes? Does she have a cock? The Comedy Shaman said seeing The Crying Game's twist was his biggest nightmare in life, until he met his new girlfirend... FEDS. According to Shaman, Feds is the perfect co-host, the perfect comedian, and the perfect woman. She's the total package. And she's got a package, too. After cleaning himself up in rehab, The Shaman starts a relationship that goes...
2024-08-132h 36
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SBURGERMANIA: Ending Steel Toe's Marriage - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO10[3.5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.pizza/posts/2465] A year ago, Steel Toe Morning Show stole my intellectual property, Mr. Burgers. A plan was hatched to MAKE THEM PAY. I worked with Mr. Burgers on a scheme to think outside the bun and end Aaron and April Imholte's marriage. After Mr. Burgers professed his love for Ape, all while charbroiling Aaron over his inability to please his wife, it happened. April left Aaron for Nick Rekieta. In exchange for a job WELL DONE, I offered to pay Spergers back with a free cleaning...
2024-07-2340 min
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SMilking DICK - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO9Dick Masterson has Mad Cow Disease now that his own "Dickpocracy" has caught up to him. After championing his minion Riley going after Eric July, Daxipad tweets his disapproval of the same harmless shenanigans happening to him. I've started a brand new business called RileyEats, where you can have lolcow milk delivered straight to your house. For some strange reason, Juju the Cow is blaming Eric July for his new inflatable toy. Find out the hilarious truth behind my henchman showing up to Dick's Barbie's Dream Shack in the Hollywood Hills Have Eyes, the history of Juju the cow...
2024-07-182h 30
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SGrub On The Spectrum: Speds For Feds - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO8[1.5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.pizza/posts/2456] What happens when a PODAWFUL GOON begins dating a PODAWFUL HENCHMAN? Well sparks sure are flying but not for all the right reasons. The Comedy Shaman has wooed his way into our very own Feds' heart, but it seems autistic cupid has shot his arrow and it struck Mr. Burgers right in his buns. Now Mr. Burgers has challenged the Comedy Shaman to a burger eating contest for the heart of Feds! So who is the Big Mac on campus? Who will win the Burger...
2024-07-0125 min
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SALEX STEIN vs PODAWFUL: The King Of Trolls - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO7After two years of being too scared to confront PODAWFUL, Alex Stein showed up on the Steel Toe Morning Show to hash things out with Jesse. It was a bloodbath. The audience was divided on who won the fight. All the Henchmen think Podawful won, all the Chat Rats think Alex won, all the Toe-heads asked Aaron why he got cucked on his own show, and everyone who is totally neutral thinks... Podawful won. EVEN MERSH. Watch the whole head-to-giant-head go down in full with a little added context as Alex Stein confirms he tried to sue Jesse over...
2024-06-252h 10
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SDADDY'S DAY 12: Father Of The Year - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO6[3.5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.pizza/posts/2450] Happy Daddy's Day! And the Father Of The Year Award goes to... literally anyone other than Nick Rekieta. I would rather my dad was a deadbeat than in my life and as LAWtistic as Nick. Nick is turning into one of the Earth's Jokers, replacing his alcoholism with an addiction to... I guess poisoning the town water supply with laughing gas? I don't know. Give the award to Aaron Imholte, even, I don't care. Ruphio Pheonix is father of the year for forcing his own...
2024-06-1825 min
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SREDBAR DIAPEBEASTS: The Death Of Cool - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO5REDBAR has become the new Howard Stern. Not a replacement for Stern, he's just exactly copying modern day Howard. And Ethan Klein. And Mancow (according to my DM's with Mancow). His constant chase for fame has made his show jump the shark, and his need to be seen as cool while looking like a cold grandmother has warped his show into a teenage pop star magazine. Nobody hates Redbar fans more than Redbar, so exposing a few of his DIAPEBEAST fans show the emperor wears diapers. And one of them had the nerve to get me kicked off of Y...
2024-06-163h 22
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SSuper LOLCOW All Stars: THE MERSH EFFECT - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO4[3.5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.pizza/posts/2447] One little appearance from PODAWFUL on Steel Toe Morning Show set off a chain reaction of events that sent the Mersh Effect into a spiral, unspooled Aaron Imholte's life, exposed Nick Rekieta as a swinger and criminal, breathed a fresh 15 minutes into Alex Stein's career, flared up Dick Masterson's contrarianism, and somehow made Ethan Ralph holler too. We take a Hot Tub Time Machine back to my first interview with Aaron, and watch it through the crossed eyes of a Mersh Effect podcast as they...
2024-06-0145 min
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SHIGH BAR! Nick Rekieta & April Imholte ARRESTED! - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO3NICK REKIETA, LADY (ugh) RACKETS, AND APRIL IMHOLTE HAVE BEEN ARRESTED!!! Podawful was the first show to EVER cover Nick Rekieta all the way back in 2016 when he was still just a Dick Masterson fanboy. Their shared history has been a rollercoaster ride ever since, involving Jesse leaking Nick's blackface pics, Nick campaigning against Jesse's Patreon, Nick coming on Podawful and apologizing, and even Jesse hiring Nick as his own personal lawyer. It seems Jesse's appearance on Steel Toe Morning Show has sent a shockwave across the digital nether-net and somehow resulted in Ape, Nick, and Nick's cross-eyed wife...
2024-05-252h 36
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SClint Eastwood Is SUING ME (w/ LowRes & Hans) - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO2NO COPYRIGHTS INTENDED: https://imgur.com/a/clint-eastwood-no-copyrights-intended-vv2IFvE LOWRES AND HANS ARE HERE! Clint Eastwood has the strangest Twitter account I've ever seen. Every photo posted is just his haggard old face looking lost, and absolutely obliterated with bizarre watermarks. I thought it would be funny to reupload his pics without the logos, but the Man With No Name's social media manager (a man with many names) didn't find the humor in it. In fact, he says I'm being SUED. Well, go ahead, make my day. I'm joined by Lowres and Hans from Movies (A Podcast A...
2024-05-181h 37
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SSTEEL TOE'S Mersh Defect - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO1[5 HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2440] THE MERSH EFFECT VS. THE BIRTH DEFECT! STEEL TOE VS. STEAL CATS! THE CRIPPLE VS THE CAT LADY! Mersh is big mad after Jesse appeared on Steel Toe Morning Show, and now the Queen must put Aaron through a loyalty trial. Mersh superchatted Steel Toe making fun of Aaron's crip-co-host, Wheelchair Johnny, causing Johnny to burst out into an emotional mental break down. A new low for the Gunted Grint, but this is exactly his usual pattern of attack. April isn't around for him to...
2024-05-0934 min
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SMERSH'S Captive Audience - PODAWFUL EO0Nightwave Radio isn't paying the bills anymore for Mersh. The Rumble bots just aren't big enough numbers for him anymore. Maybe the views will go up if he snatches enough cats from the Circle K and forces THEM to watch. Over on The Bad Luck Boys channel, Jesse has managed to Max Headroom his way into Mersh's stream and drop a truth bomb on the 12 cat ladies watching in his own Mersh Headroom Incident. Now the Queen is melting down on Twitter over the hacked signal, and even Ethan Ralph is weighing in. Catch The Nightwave! https...
2024-04-291h 51
PODAWFUL™ - JESSE P-SPodawful At Fishtank?! - POD AWFUL PODCAST LF32There seems to be some confusion going on about my Christmas vacation. Some people got it in their heads I'm going to Jet Neptune's Fishtank. Because of a fish emoji. So is it true? Will PODAWFUL be the next in the 'Tank? The Piranhas discuss the new secret "lore" of Fishtank Season 2, the EMBARRASSING nature of watching zoomers have ideas, and Jesse's trip to America. PLUS: Revenge Of The Cis chase the clout dragon again, Comedy Shaman confronts Hostbusters, and Redbar tries to remember where he's seen Dick Masterson before. https://podawful.pizza/posts/2422 VIDEO...
2023-12-192h 28