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Long Live TaylorExploring Right Where You Left Me ft. Pam GocobachiIn this episode, hosts Kaylan and Leanna are joined by special guest Pamela Gocobachi. Sit and stare as they delve into Taylor Swift's hauntingly beautiful track Right Where You Left Me from Taylor Swift’s Evermore album. Through poignant lyrics and melancholic melodies, Swift paints a vivid picture of heartache and longing. Join the cousins and special guest as they dissect the themes, emotions, and storytelling techniques embedded within the song. From the raw vulnerability in Swift's vocals to the evocative imagery woven throughout the lyrics, they unravel the layers of this captivating piece of music. Whether you're a die-hard Sw...2024-04-0942 min
That Nerd ThingPop Culture Passions with Pamela Gocobachi from #Millennial PodcastIn this episode of That Nerd Thing, Morgan interviews Pamela Gocobachi, entertainment journalist and pop culture expert. Pam shares her journey through various fandoms, starting with her early love for Harry Potter and Twilight to now co-hosting #Millennial Podcast.
Pam and Morgan explore different aspects of nerd culture, including the role of music in storytelling, the impact of fandom on professional lives, and Pam’s professional evolution in the world of entertainment journalism. They discuss meeting celebrities (like Daniel Radcliffe), the Taylor Swift fandom, Bridgerton, and so much more. The conversation also covers the dynamics within different fandom com...2024-03-1853 min
those F%#KING fangirls#18 | Recasting Twilight for the Mars audience with Andrew Sims & Pam GocobachiThis is Those Forking Fangirls!! Christine Riccio & Natasha Polis talk all things nerdy in the book, tv, movie, and pop culture fandoms and how they integrate into their adult lives. Today they’re joined by special guests, from the #Millennial podcast: Andrew Sims and Pamela Gocobachi. They’re all making a case for what Twilight book scene, is the best scene and together they all recast the twilight movies, it’s a time. Plus Andrew and Pam are sharing their experiences covering the Twilight storm via Twilight Source and the Imprint podcast back in the day! There’s no Chapter chat this...2023-03-101h 34
Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real TalkComplicated Coffee, Early COVID Reactions Revisited, OnlyFans DramaThis week, Pam brings her shades to the show, and Andrew brings his too in solidarity. We'll also be holding our Black Panther watch party in celebration of Chadwick Boseman's life this weekend, open to all. Stay tuned for details!
Are people's special drink orders at Starbucks and Dunkin' annoyingly complicated? Barista Pam sounds off.
This week's Confessional writers want to know: should I stay with a partner who's giving an unreasonable ultimatum? Should I have shared a fat bowl with my cousins?
Since it's been 6 months since the pandemic started, we look back at earlier episodes from...2020-09-081h 20Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real TalkChadwick Boseman, Fan Petitioning, Juggling Parenting and Work At Home LifeAt the top of the show, we spend some time on Chadwick Boseman's legacy and the crushing blow that is the loss of a brilliant mind, creator, and humanitarian too soon. We'll be inviting listeners to join us next weekend for a Black Panther watch party in celebration of Chadwick's life - keep an eye on our social channels (Twitter, Facebook, Instagram) for more info.
Have you ever purchased something that seemed too good to be true via an Instagram ad? Be on the look out for Instascams!
The Trump admin is still botching their response to COVID-19...2020-09-011h 26Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real Talk(With Too Much Alcohol): Dating Dealbreakers, DNC Review, RNC Preview, #FreeBritneyBuckle up everyone - we play Taboo Word of the Week again, and this time we slip up... a lot. 💀
Pew Research has the latest data on dealbreakers and deal closers in potential relationships. Surprise surprise, if you voted for Trrrruuuu - Agent Orange, your pool will be more limited.
We take a moment to acknowledge yet another example of police brutality: Jacob Blake is in intensive care following a police shooting in Kenosha, Wisconsin.
Orange Julius isn't having the start to his convention week that he'd probably hoped for: Steve Bannon was arrested for defrauding scared white peo...2020-08-251h 25Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real TalkPrank Calling Birthday Boy, Protesting the Postmaster, Controversial 'Black-ish' Finally Released
Kamala Harris was announced as Joe Biden's running mate last week. Listen to our thoughts on the selection in our most recent edition of Breaking News!
It's a very special podcast host's birthday, which warrants a very special prank call. Happy birthday, Micah!
Thanks to everyone who pointed out that Andrew did indeed say last week's taboo word (2020). Andrew takes 1.5 shots as his penance.
Queensland Australia is seeing a significant reduction in flu transmission as a result of Queenslanders following coronavirus-inspired hygiene practices.
While the Trumpster is at it again with the birther movement, Mike Pence vows to save America's...2020-08-181h 15Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real TalkEllen and Other Mean Celebrities, Sweatpants Skyrocket, Mulan's Surprisingly High Price Tag
We made a #Millennial Summer Rewind Mix of our favorite summer tunes. Check it out here!
As Ellen DeGeneres and her show's producers face fire for multiple accusations of physical and emotional abuse, we weigh in on current trends of toxic workplaces being held accountable.
What would you do if your significant other refused to pay their student loans, resulting in a complicated financial situation?
New York's Attorney General Letitia James has filed a lawsuit against the National Rifle Association in the hopes of dissolving the national organization. What legal precedent might exist for this?
Orange Julius signed four executive...2020-08-111h 25Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real TalkWhy TikTok Will Stay Open, Jobs We Took Out of Desperation, 2020 Song of the SummerAndrew is safe and sound in Vegas (despite a near-death experience in St. Louis), and we're back baby!
What fate met TikTok while we were off, and why are people speculating about Taylor Swift's sexuality?
Laura and Pam are alarmed by Andrew's thoughts (as usual).
A confessional from someone who tried sex work prompts us to talk about jobs we've had or considered in the past, and Andrew identifies a pattern for Laura.
The main theme of Trumpster Fire is negative growth... at a rate of 32.9%. What does this mean, and how is Trump trying to distract us?
...2020-08-041h 14Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real TalkChicago Quiz, Dream Cities We'd Live In, Preparing Pets For The FutureThis week's episode runs the gamut on topics, so let's dive right in, shall we?
Pam celebrated a socially distant birthday, and Andrew bids adieu to Chicago.
We pay tribute to two civil rights icons we were gutted to lose on the same day: John Lewis and C.T. Vivian.
As Andrew leaves Chicago, Laura and Pam quiz his Windy City knowledge.
Are our pets getting too attached to having us around? What can we do to ease them back into the "old normal" when we go back to work?
'Rona roundup gets more ridiculous every week: White...2020-07-211h 14Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real TalkWill The Stimulus Be Extended?, TikTok Privacy Concerns, Rating Local KarensCorona, and Karens, and TikTok, oh my! It's a mixed bag on this week's episode, but the same old real talk.
Between Pam losing power, RBG being in the hospital (again), and another tragedy for the cast of Glee, this week is definitely living up to the 2020 standard.
While the $600 weekly unemployment stimulus is ending soon, the Trump administration wants to replace it with things that help rich people, like capital gains tax holidays.
We're "screaming inside our hearts" about Florida's earth-shattering record for new daily cases of the 'rona.
SCOTUS continues to stick it to President Fucknugget...2020-07-151h 14Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real TalkAndrew Moving, Universities Plot Re-Opening, TV Shows Pull Controversial EpisodesThe holiday weekend brought excitement to our lives with Hamilton on Disney+, but Andrew's got an even bigger life event hitting the airwaves this week!
Apparently quarantine makes every day feel like the 4th of July to some - why all the fireworks??
Walmart is (for once) doing a public service and converting 160 of its parking lots into drive-in movie theaters.
Universities have begun announcing their plans for returning to campus this fall, and we're already predicting hot spots on campus.
This week in Trump associates who have tested positive: Herman Cain, Kimberly Guilfoyle, and multiple officials, oh...2020-07-071h 11Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real TalkKing v Rowling, Meteorology in the Age of Climate Change, Misinformation CrackdownsJK Rowling is at it again, and this is just getting embarrassing. 🤦♀️Meanwhile, Jenna Marbles is seemingly self-aware and has decided to remove herself from Youtube. We really don't like this timeline.
With at least 14 states pausing or halting their re-opening plans in light of skyrocketing Covid-19 numbers, we examine our own quarantine adherence 4 months into the pandemic in the United States.
Meanwhile, people across the nation (including Vice President Pence) think masking requirements are a first amendment violation. Um...
Dear Leader continues to have a bad time: SCOTUS struck down Louisiana's anti-abortion law, the New York Times broke a s...2020-06-301h 20Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real TalkAllyship and Call-Out Culture, 'Love, Victor,' Statewide Face Mask RequirementsPam and Marc are back this week, and it's a good thing, because we have a lot of ground to cover. Welcome to the mid-season finale of 2020, where news ranges from Disney bleeping Hamilton to Trumpster Fire 2020.
Apple's WWDC introduces some features to help deal with your annoying friends when they blow up group messages, and Apple Watch will soon be providing a countdown when it detects hand washing happening.
Laura and Marc are playing Last of Us 2 and ignoring the haters. Let's kill some zombies!
Andrew delights himself by purchasing new music beds for our show segments.
...2020-06-231h 26Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real TalkGen Z'ers Roast Millennials, Forever Changed By Quarantine, Work CrushesThe Tik Tok Gods and Goddesses have decided it’s time to roast millennials. Let’s see how many generational stereotypes we can fulfill this episode!
We welcome Marc back to the show, and he plugs a very important conversation we’ll be having next week about call-out culture.
We gush about the Playstation 5 announcement, but wonder how much money we’ll be forking over to Sony this fall.
We examine current polling in the Biden v. Trump Presidential race, and while the numbers look promising, let’s not get too confident.
On Friday, the Trump administration revoked transgende...2020-06-171h 21Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real TalkWhy JKR's Tweets Were Transphobic and Dangerous, Feel-Good Protests, Dating During COVIDDr. Sarah Steelman, Ph.D. is a licensed marriage and family therapist, who specializes in LGBTQ+ affirmative practices. She joins us at the top of the show to discuss J.K. Rowling's latest tweets and why they are dangerous and damaging to trans people. Check out her professional page here.
Sarah discusses with us the importance of affirmative language, why J.K. Rowling's opinions are rooted in pseudoscience, and whether or not she can redeem herself.
Following up on last week's discussion about George Floyd, Breonna Taylor, and nationwide protests, we've got some tangible progress to point to...2020-06-101h 12Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real TalkHow to Fight White Supremacy, Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes, ChromaticaWe thought the world had already hit rock bottom when we took a week off. We're back to give our take on the current state of affairs related to protests around the country demanding justice for George Floyd, Breonna Taylor, and other victims. DISCLAIMER: We endeavored to approach this week's discussion as allies, and do not claim to have all the answers. For rounded coverage from our black brothers and sisters, we recommend Code Switch, The Breakfast Club, Jamele Hill is Unbothered, 'Black Trauma And Showing Up At Work', and 'Okay, white people, here's what you can do now.'2020-06-031h 26Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real TalkPercy Jackson and Hamilton head to Disney+, President Hydro, Quarantine BingoThis week's episode is dedicated to Charlie the cat - #ForCharlie! ❤️
In their latest move toward world domination, Disney+ will be bringing us a Percy Jackson TV series and... *drumroll* 🎶Alexander Hamilton🎶
Listener feedback has us discussing when we'll be comfortable going back to the movies, and how to deal with a job that is financially comfortable, but mentally draining.
President Hydroxychloroquine is peddling a new Obama conspiracy theory and thinks he lives in an episode of Star Trek.
Faux meat sales are up 264% since the pandemic began, and Laura has an unsettling Beyond Meat story.
The Quarantine Game - how...2020-05-201h 18Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real TalkMichelle Obama's 'Becoming' Doc, Adele Weight Loss Reaction, Do You Know The Hosts?In the time of COVID-19, life keeps happening. #Millennial is here to make sure you've got our take on the latest!
Andrew's 80-year-old grandmother is getting her first smartphone, Michelle Obama gave us all the feels in Netflix's "Becoming," and what we think of stupid people who refuse to wear masks.
Listener feedback gives us a perspective on what the new normal for open office layouts may be, and a confession about a listener dreaming of being in a thruple with Andrew and Pat.
Adele made headlines when she posted a full-body picture on Instagram, which made it...2020-05-121h 28Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real TalkShocking COVID-19 Projections, Movie Theaters Revolt, Having To Break QuarantineOn this week's #Millennial, Micah is back, Nicholas Cage is "back," and a new Twilight book is coming out. What year is it?!
At the top of the show, we address the latest in Tara Reade's sexual assault allegations against presumptive Democratic nominee for President, Joe Biden.
What do we make of Reade's allegations, and has Joe Biden handled this well? (Spoiler: No.)
The latest projections for for COVID-19 infections and deaths finally freak Andrew out, and our entire panel is slated to stay home through the summer.
Why is the U.S. a COVID-19 hotspot? Because we're...2020-05-051h 26Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real TalkCrank Calling The Governor, The Stupidest Things Presidents Ever Said, Weird Dreams During COVID-19This week's episode really shows our age, but we're here with our thrown-out backs and quarantine drama to cover the latest, so buckle up!
Andrew threw out his back last week and was a total embarrassment during his first visit to the chiropractor.
We think it's really nice that Kim Jong Un has decided Trump's crazy is enough for the world right now (but really he prob dead).
Laura calls the Georgia Governor's Mansion and requests a tour to celebrate the end of shelter in place.
Donald Trump makes his stupidest comments yet during the coronavirus pandemic. If...2020-04-291h 02Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real TalkWhen We'll Go Outside Again, Celebrities Entertaining Fans, IRS Stimulus DelaysWe're back on 4/20 to ask the question... is there a light appearing at the end of this coronatunnel? Yes, but let's not rush it, Republican Governors.
A Confessional writer takes some heat from a well-meaning, but possibly misguided friend, and we talk about why it's okay to feel grief about the current state of affairs.
While San Diego Comic Con has canceled, movie theaters are plotting their plans for reopening. Given that movie theaters are nasty anyway, who among us will brave the new normal with 200 of our closest friends for 3 hours?
In the meantime, our favorite entertainers...2020-04-211h 21Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real TalkNever Shaking Hands Again, Mail-In Voting Drama, Quibi Review#Millennial is back, and we're playing "Guess Who's Drinking?" on this week's episode. Take a listen and decide who YOU think is hitting the sauce, and email us with your guess.
Seriously though, who doesn't hate Comcast? Laura chronicles a days long fight she had with America's most hated internet company to come pick up their damn cable line.
Bernie Sanders is being all useful and shit by endorsing Joe Biden, meanwhile none of us have left the house.
The first stimulus payments have begun hitting Americans' bank accounts! If the IRS does not have your direct deposit...2020-04-141h 15Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real TalkUnpopular Opinion Challenge, Vinyl Rising in Popularity, New Unemployment BenefitsLaura's stupid Governor just realized how virus transmission works. Better late than never? We're back, and taking no prisoners when it comes to stupid people.
We're making the most out of our shelter in place orders: Pam tries CBD oil and Andrew wins $17 in a Mario Kart tournament.
We play the latest social media challenge of listing 10 things we dislike, but everyone else seems to love. Sorry not sorry.
Take your pink wines, cupcakes, and cheesecakes elsewhere, Karen!
Is it possible to dislike someone's music, but still recognize their talent and respect them as an artist?
This week...2020-04-071h 12Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real TalkNew Ways To Entertain Yourself, Working Out From HomeCome one, come all, it's time for another edition of #Millennial! Where the adulting is pretend and the talk is real. Have you filled out the census yet? Don't forget to be counted!
We'll be hosting a coffee break with our friends over at MuggleCast, open to all! Join us Wednesday 4/1 from 3-4 PM EST - links will be posted on social!
The Number is back to show us just how much more time we're all spending streaming, gaming, and binging.
In happy news, many of us have purportedly reverted to simpler methods of entertainment: puzzle making, cooking...2020-03-311h 28Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real TalkApps For Feeling Better, Politicians on Reality Shows, Keeping DistanceWell, there's no getting around it: the world is still cray. But we're here to talk about how we can get through it together, and try to find the positives along the way.
In the last week: Laura tried (unsuccessfully) to buy toilet paper online, Andrew's city of Chicago has been ordered to shelter in place, and #Millennial hosted a coffee break video stream that was open to any and all to participate.
Things to know currently: watch your credit cards for fraud during the COVID-19 crisis, US tax deadline has been pushed to mid-July, Americans may be...2020-03-241h 10Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real Talk'Rona Life, How To Work From Home, Easy Homebuying TipsCooped up inside with nothing to do? So are we. We're all in this together!
As we navigate this crisis together, #Millennial recommends making donations (if you can!) to the Center for Disaster Philanthropy's COVID-19 Response Fund. You can also donate your time and resources - here are some recommendations.
Primaries delayed, schools closed, and many working from home - how to cope, and what to expect?
We offer some of our best work from home (WFH) practices in light of #socialdistancing.
To pajama, or not to pajama? That is the question.
How do you stay motivated during...2020-03-171h 16Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real TalkDrunk Shopping, 2020 Census Preview, Twitter's Fleets#Millennial is here to remind you to wash 👏🏼 your 👏🏾 damn 👏🏻 hands 👏🏿, but also to tell you about our drunk shopping habits.
As COVID-19 (coronavirus) spreads, the stock market plummets and Orange Julius doesn't think this is a big deal (but still wants to stimulate the economy just in case).
We bid adieu to Elizabeth Warren's 2020 campaign, and raise a Bud Light to our favorite progressive.
23% of Americans admitted to making drunk purchases in the last 12 months, but millennials are the guiltiest of culprits in this poll.
Pretend adulting moment: many millennials will be completing the census for their household for the first...2020-03-101h 09Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real TalkHow To Avoid Germs, Super Tuesday, Disney's Lizzie McGuire Drama"And then there were... 5." #Millennial is here to tell you everything you need to know to cut through this week's bullshit.
If Laura's student loan repayments aren't re-certified, do they even exist?
The stock market yoyos in the face of coronavirus, and we wonder if now is a good time to buy, or if the economy will survive long enough to justify such investments.
As a panel that doesn't consist of any medical professionals, our best advice for avoiding coronavirus? Don't be nasty.
But for real, do the same things you're doing to avoid the flu. Not doing...2020-03-031h 15Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real TalkBernie Breakaway, Wild TikTok Videos, Service Animal ScamOh my #Millennial, there's so much to talk about this week! Crack open a cold one, light one up, and join us!
Feel the Bern: a decisive Nevada (Nev-AAAH-duh) win propels Bernie Sanders to the head of the pack, making his nomination all the more likely.
Mike Bloomberg tragically died at the most recent Democratic debate when Elizabeth Warren melted his face off on live TV.
Coronavirus = King of the viruses? Not only is the potential pandemic hurting Hollywood, global markets are reacting negatively, and certain localities are seeing an increase in discrimination against Asians.
The US continues...2020-02-251h 17Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real TalkInfluencer Paydays, Justice Department Chaos, Birds of PreyYour favorite friends are back, and unlike Mike Bloomberg, we're not here to buy your attention!
Laura met with a personal trainer and is still sore, and Andrew and #Millennial Social Media Manager Jule finally met in person!
Does anyone ask permission to recline their seat on planes? Do we all stew in righteous hatred when someone reclines into us?
Our latest Confessional submission asks Laura and Pam if it's possible for sexually active women to ever get over the paranoia of getting pregnant? Yes but also no.
Mike Bloomberg is paying smaller social media influencers to advertise...2020-02-181h 17Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real TalkLA Romance, Oscars Review, Too Many Emoji, CameoGot primary season hangover already? Don't worry, we've got you, fam.
What happened while we were on break? Caucuses, acquittals, and viruses, oh my!
While we've been off, Andrew has had a brief love affair with LA, Laura has delayed filing her taxes (fight the power), and Pam learned some of the legalities behind scattering human remains in public.
The Oscars can't seem to stop its bleeding viewership problem, but this year represented a few positive shifts: the first time a foreign language film won Best Picture (Parasite), first time a female conductor led the Best Score ensemble, and the...2020-02-111h 29Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real TalkVariety Show: Endorsing a Candidate for PresidentAndrew, Laura, and Pam take a test to determine which candidate we're REALLY for, based on where we stand on the various issues. By the end we come to a decision on who is getting our endorsement!
This edition of the new #Millennial Variety Show is being released to the public since it's our first of the year, and we're making a very big decision! Future episodes of the Variety Show will be posted exclusively on Patreon each month. Pledge at Patreon.com/Millennial to receive instant access to this and so many more benefits.
This...2020-02-0352 minMillennial: Pretend Adulting, Real TalkIowa Caucus Bets, Hunger Games Prequel's Big Reveal, Breaking SadAndrew's on a Breaking Bad tour across the Southwestern US, and #Millennial is here to stop him from adopting a meth habit!
Basketball legend Kobe Bryant, his daughter, and several others were tragically killed in a freak helicopter crash over the weekend. The panel shares why even non-sport fans are so affected.
We predict who the winners of the upcoming Iowa caucus will be, and talk about why no one really knows how this will go.
Move over JKR: Suzanne Collins is giving us an origin story... about the Hunger Games trilogy's most reviled villain.
The people have...2020-01-291h 01Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real TalkSide Hustle Success Tips, Micah Chairs, Wearing Dirty ClothesIt's about to be a long week with the Senate's impeachment trial, but #Millennial is here to give you a reprieve from politics-heavy news!
Micah joins us after a long hiatus (3 years, nbd) from the show. He brings his sick burns and a strong desire to let the world know how he feels about Trump.
In an exciting twist, Micah reviews the various Micah Chairs that've been posted to the Facebook Group over the past few years. Don't worry: We explain what the hell a Micah Chair is. (See them on our Instagram)
After last week's sustainability discussion...2020-01-211h 14Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real TalkSustainability Challenge, Best Ways to Cope With 2020, Royal Drama2020 already feeling 20 years long? #Millennial is back this week with some advice about staying vigilant and staying sane.
Think you’re using safe passwords? Use Google’s Password Checkup to see if your passwords have been exposed in data breaches.
As the Democratic field narrows, Laura still vows to only care starting on Super Tuesday.
Since sustainability is such a hot topic these days, we examine our own sustainability practices (or lack thereof).
We all commit to at least one change we’ll make for sustainability’s sake, and admit to a few non-sustainable practices we’re guilty of.
Since...2020-01-141h 28Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real TalkNew Year New Us, If War Is Imminent, Golden Globes, Rise of SkywalkerWelcome back to #Millennial, where the adulting is pretend and the talk is real!
Is that a new theme song we hear? And a new tagline? We've been hard at work putting together some fun changes for our 6th season, and we can't wait to share them.
Speaking of being hard at work during the winter holidays, the President opened the world up to a US-Iran military conflict, and climate change deniers are literally down to let the world burn.
We react to Trump's airstrike against Qassem Soleimani and discuss how this may further complicate the 2020 election. Somehow...2020-01-071h 19Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real TalkWelcome to #Millennial Podcast!The hosts of #Millennial introduce the show. New episodes are released every Tuesday. Subscribe today for free!
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2020-01-0102 minMillennial: Pretend Adulting, Real TalkBest Mistakes and Shows of the Decade, Word of the Year, Pop Culture PreviewIt's the #Millennial Season 5 FINALE holiday special! Grab a drink and get cozy with us.
A couple of important reminders: The Affordable Care Act (ACA) deadline has been extended to December 18th. Go get that healthcare! Also, the House will be voting on articles of impeachment that same day, so stay tuned for some BREAKING NEWS over at Patreon!
Merriam Webster and Dictionary.com share their words of the year, which have us feeling a mix of inclusivity but also existential dread (isn't that the millennial experience?). Plus, listeners chime in with their own Words of the Year...2019-12-171h 12
Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real TalkA Date Gone Wrong, Copy Cat Podcast, Best Moments and Music of the 2010'sThe latest #Millennial is hot off the editor and ready to relax your ears after Thanksgiving with your family!
Pam went on a date over Thanksgiving break... and almost choked on her drink at one of her date's comments about dealbreakers.
# vs $: Another podcast aimed towards millennials has a logo that looks a little too similar for comfort. We hope you enjoy our new and improved album art.
Democrats are set to drop articles of impeachment, and we're on the case! Keep an eye out for our next BREAKING NEWS benefit over at Patreon.
It's the end of...2019-12-101h 02Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real TalkThe Apps That've Changed Our Lives, A Secret Podcast, Recognizing Yourself
What are we thankful for this year? Marie Yovanovich and Fiona Hill.
SCOTUS declines to review the famous case of Adnan Syed, which is credited with legitimizing podcasting as a medium.
Laura "let it go" before it began and never saw Frozen. Oops.
As we wrap 2019, we'll be going over some "Best Ofs" the last decade. This week: best tech advancement in the categories of apps and hardware.
A couple of confessional writers are wondering - is it ok to brag on social media sometimes? Can I have a fulfilling romantic relationship without sex?
In the news, Coldplay is giving...2019-11-261h 16Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real TalkEnd of the Decade Bragging, Trump's Weird Hospital Visit, Taylor Swift Drama
That chill in the air isn't just the latest impeachment proceedings - it's getting cold af out here!
We welcome BAE supporter Ryan to the show! He shares his love of Mayor Pete and has a uniquely millennial life story to share.
The end of the decade is upon us, and people are already taking to social media to boast about their accomplishments. Is this healthy?
Speaking of the end of the year, let us know how we're doing and help us improve the show by taking our 2020 survey!
Alan Rickman, back from the dead? No thank you!
Chick-fil-Gay? Not...2019-11-191h 15Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real TalkDisney+ Released, Coming Clean to Husband, Consequences of Health Habits
Happy Disney+ launch day! We're so overwhelmed.
Instagram to start removing like counts in the US this week. Now that we can't #liveforthelike, what does life mean anymore?
Please take our 2020 listener survey! This will help us improve all of our show offerings in 2020.
We kind of shit talked fast-forwarding through entertainment media, and got some swift corrections from our listeners. Oops!
Millennials in the Media: the economic consequences of millennials' health habits.
We talk about the upcoming Vietnam War flick, "Finding Jack" starring... James Dean?
After last week's Hidden from the Headlines, a listener from Hong Kong provides context...2019-11-121h 15Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real TalkOne Year 'Til 2020, Millennial Sleeping Habits, Speeding Up Netflix
We’re a year out from the 2020 election, and we’re already exhausted. #sendhelp
The panel makes predictions about the Democratic ticket tin 2020 - do we really think Biden will hold this lead?
We have mixed, but mostly positive feelings about Apple TV+ and Disney+ offerings as we prepare for the domination of streaming services.
Andrew debuts a new “Millennials in the Media” segment, in which we compare our experiences to what the latest reporting is saying about us. Apparently we sleep all night (lol), we work all day, and we don't 'think,' whatever that means.
Laura brings back the Wash...2019-11-051h 23Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real TalkSpooky Story Palooza, Uber Tipping, Katie Hill
We get through the news quickly this week, and move onto #Millennial's Scary Stories PaloOoOoOoOoza to celebrate all things Halloween.
Pam is ok, but has had to evacuate due to the fires in Northern California. Don't send thoughts and prayers - support recovery for our West Coast friends!
Marc and Pat join us to get spoopy!
The hosts share their own haunting tales: a black hooded figure, babysitting ghost, and Savannah sleep paralysis.
Our listeners are also haunted: Plymouth house, haunted lab, Shawshank prison, haunted melodies, and more.
Do you believe in ghosts? The panel is split, but these stories...2019-10-291h 26
Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real TalkPierre Delecto, A Therapist's Secrets, Our Own Confessions
This week, we welcome BAE supporter and licensed therapist Morgan to the show! We hope she can fix us. (This episode does not serve as a therapy replacement, and we highly encourage seeking out a therapist if you need help!)
We all wish we were as hip and cool as Pierre Delecto, Mitt Romney's alter-ego.
Morgan fills us in on her experience pursuing a career in therapy, and answers all of our burning questions about how to have a successful therapy experience.
Morgan also leads us through a mindfulness exercise LIVE on air. Sit back, take a deep breath, and...2019-10-221h 24Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real TalkPam Goes Dark, Instagram Removes Stalking Feed, Confessional Palooza
Pam has a bone to pick with PG&E over its planned blackouts that left hundreds of thousands without power for days.
Instagram's removed the Following tab, and now the #Millennial hosts can like dilfs_of_disneyland pics in peace.
El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie - did we really need this? Mixed reviews from the panel.
In light of the ongoing impeachment inquiry, we thought it would be a good opportunity to come clean. Step into the Confessional with us, children.
What would you do if your partner offered to pay off your student loan debt?
Does losing your...2019-10-151h 42
Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real TalkForgetting Memories, Disney's Past, Social Media PrivacyNone of us got shot at our viewings of “Joker” this weekend, so your regular #Millennial experience can resume uninterrupted!
We’re so glad to see the public has evolved from thinking Hillary Clinton’s pneumonia was a death sentence, to responding to Bernie Sanders’ heart attack by saying “get well soon, champ!” #progress
Laura provides the latest on impeachment: people are mostly ignoring subpoenas, because that’s normal, right?
There is now a second whistleblower, and Demented Donald is showing all signs of feeling the impeachment net tightening.
Disney+ is launching next month with a couple of notable exclusion...2019-10-081h 17
Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real TalkWhere To Get Laid, Spider-Man Returns, Latest Impeachment Developments
For our first post impeachment inquiry announcement episode, you can expect an even balance of politics, entertainment, and juicy confessionals. (Hallelujah!)
Andrew visited the home of the US’s 16th President, and if you just Googled who that was… don’t be ashamed (but maybe just a little).
In the Mailbag, we’ve got a self-described “lonely pansexual looking to get laid” and an update from our struggling podcast host.
Spiderman is “back” in the MCU after the studio tug-of-war over him was “resolved.”
We cover the latest on the impeachment inquiry, but if you want to hear our initial reactions, click her...2019-10-011h 17
Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real TalkShane Gillis, Trump's Ukraine Call, Living in a Car Update
The Emmys may have seen a ratings dive, but #Millennial has the “most. viewers. period.”
We’re all feeling our inner Greta Thunberg after her stunning statements at the UN Climate Summit: https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1176151948304769025
Laura and Andrew get into some first world problems and sound like real assholes.
“Comedian” Shane Gillis was fired from SNL before making his first appearance on the show because his “red state appeal” turned out to just be racism.
This has renewed claims of cancel culture and comedy censorship in some circles, but we explain why throwing around bigoted language for shock value doesn’t...2019-09-241h 32
Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real TalkMovie Trailer Onslaught, Felicity Huffman Sentencing, Volfefe IndexIf you’re mourning the loss of your vape like Laura, come get high on some #Millennial!
Our favorite Democrats list is being whittled down based on who is least annoying in these debates.
The new iPhones are here and Andrew and Laura have been suckered in, but one of us should've paid closer attention to the keynote.
A new poll reveals that moviegoers want to see fewer trailers at the theater, but AMC isn’t getting the message.
If you’re late to a movie, but the movie doesn’t start until 30 minutes past its listed start time, di...2019-09-171h 20
Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real TalkPay Parity, Vaping Dangers, Carbon FootprintsNational Security Advisor John Bolton may be out of a job as of today, but #Millennial is still going strong!
We welcome BAE supporter, environmental engineer, and Texan Jonathan to the show to school us on the environment and Texas stereotypes.
Show initiative: share #Millennial with a friend, capture a pic of the moment, share on social, and tag @millennialshow. We’ll give you and your friend a shoutout LIVE on the show!
Warner Bros. learned an important lesson about tone-deafness when they offered Adele Lim (a Malaysian woman with nearly two decades of writing experience) hundreds of th...2019-09-101h 22Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real TalkSong of the Summer, Apple Launching Tile Competitor, 'Joker' Gets Rave Reviews, Dragon Con ReactionsBummed about the unofficial end of summer? #Millennial is here to mourn those dog days and welcome autumnal bliss.
What were the song and movie of the summer? (Please no one say Old Town Road.)
As the Southeastern U.S. braces for hurricane Dorian, please be safe and evacuate if necessary. Contrary to popular belief, thoughts and prayers don’t stand up to hurricane-force winds.
The Democratic field has been cut in half, but we’re still tired of watching 10 people on a stage trying to stand out from each other. Who are your fab five Dems?
It look...2019-09-031h 17Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real TalkWhat Trump's Hiding, Spidey Leaves the MCU, Disney+ Sets Weekly Episodes
“I took out all of these student loans thinking I’d land a career in my field to pay them back. Welcome to #Millennial!”
Pam had to wait for it, but she didn’t throw away her shot to finally see Hamilton!
In a new segment, we talk about the issues the Trump administration hopes we’re too tired to talk about. But we do still have to wonder about dropping nukes into hurricanes.
The Mailbag features some feedback about topics that struck a nerve: student loans, road rage, and… chicken sandwiches?
If Tom Holland slings webs at Sony exclusively, does it even...2019-08-271h 20Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real TalkStreaming Price Hikes, Student Debt Stats (Why Weren't We Warned?), WTF News
Wilting in the August heat? Proceed to your nearest air conditioned space and chill with a new episode of #Millennial!
The show kicks off with a round of Laura’s rage of the week, beverage inventions, and space dildos.
In the Mailbag, Nicky sets us straight on our reborn dolls discussion last week, and Amy helps Andrew reduce his dependence on technology.
Spotify is reportedly planning to test price spikes on their Premium subscriptions in select countries. How much would you pay for your Spotify membership?
Would brand loyalty keep subscribers on Spotify’s side? Will a price hike benefit artis...2019-08-201h 32Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real TalkRecommendation Palooza
This week, we grow tired of all the bullshit in the news and do something different: a Recommendation Palooza!
Spotify playlists are hit-and-miss, and we’re pretty sure if white people knew what “Despacito” was about they wouldn’t be playing it at kids’ parties.
So. Much. Food. Chick Fil A is equally delicious and problematic, and In N Out sets the standard for the #bestcoast.
Monica Lewinsky is producing American Crime Story: Impeachment about the 1990’s affair she had with President Bill Clinton. What other upcoming shows are we looking forward to?
Laura’s convinced Andrew’s guilty pleasure food is more of...2019-08-131h 51Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real TalkImpeachment Debate, GOP Moves to Ban Addictive Apps, YouTuber Revenue Strategies
#Millennial is here, and unlike Moscow Mitch, we have more to offer than #thoughtsandprayers.
A majority of House Democrats have decided that 10 counts of obstruction of justice, attempted collusion, racism, and sexism might be good reasons to support an impeachment inquiry.
The panel is split on impeachment, and we dive into the pros and cons we see playing out for each scenario.
On the lighter side, the GOP has introduced a bill banning “addictive” social media features (like endless scrolling).
Are social media apps the modern day cigarettes? We talk about our own addictions to these apps and suggest other thin...2019-08-061h 42Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real TalkWedding Woes, K-Pop Creates A Category, Digital versus Physical
Fresh off her Upper Left vacation, Pam offers some Portland tips for coffee and book lovers.
Andrew and Pat go to a wedding with a few surprises, leading us to wonder: Why do our parents make non-married couples sleep separately, why do people get married so quick, and why would someone walk down the aisle to 'Shallow'?
In the news: K-Pop gets its own category at the MTV VMAs, causing an uprising amongst BTS fans and reminding us about the time Harry Potter caused The New York Times to launch a Children’s Bestseller list.
Two states recently started adding Me...2019-07-311h 15Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real TalkMarvel's Phase 4, Lion King Reactions, Backpacking Through Europe
This week’s #Millennial has a little bit of everything: politics, adventure, data, and getting some booty in Budapest!
BAE Supporter Jemima joins us from her current location in Kosovo, and later in the episode talks working for BuzzFeed, her European backpacking adventure through 40 cities and 10 countries, and the importance of solo travel in one's life.
Shut up and take our money: Marvel unveiled some of its Phase 4 plans at San Diego Comic Con, and revealed that the MCU is expanding to include TV shows exclusive to Disney+.
While we’re on the Disney train, we talk Lion King and the...2019-07-231h 40Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real TalkComic-Con Experiences, Smoking on Netflix, Cheating Confession
#Millennial is back after a nice staycation to deliver some coverage on our favorite fandoms and… toilet talk?
In this week’s Mailbag, we cover a teacher sexual assault case, feedback on pyramid schemes, and a confessional in which the confessee admits to cheating.
It’s Con season, and we’re here to chat about SDCC, Atlanta Comic Con, Harry Potter conventions, and more.
With this comes a special greeting from the one and only Invader Zim!
Netflix is cutting back on scenes depicting smoking in series rated TV-14 or below after the Truth Initiative revealed that Netflix has nearly tripled...2019-07-161h 34Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real TalkLuLaRoe Pyramid Scheme, Taylor Swift Drama, Twitter to Hide Bullying
Forgot the names of all 23 Democratic candidates? Don’t worry, we did too.
The hosts reveal the disgusting bodies of water they’ve dropped their phones in AND THEN CONTINUED USING THEM.
We highlight a few of this summer’s SCOTUS rulings: Flowers v Mississippi, Dept. of Commerce v New York, and Rucho v Common Cause.
Mueller will testify on July 17th, and there are mixed interpretations amongst the hosts about how effective his testimony will be.
Remember those ugly ass LuLaRoe leggings your friend from college was selling on Facebook a couple of years ago? Surprise surprise, it was a pyra...2019-07-021h 23Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real Talk#5x24: Goodbye Suckabee, America's Concentration Camps, E3 Highlights
Got executive whiplash over the US and Iran’s ‘will they or won’t they?’ dance? Tune into the latest #Millennial for relief.
Do all the Toys die at the end of Toy Story 4? Andrew and Pam leave Laura and Marc fearing the worst.
Goodbye Suckabee: Sarah Huckabee Sanders makes her final #Millennial appearance, complete with objects in mouth.
There are literal concentration camps in this country, and Republicans are using these migrants’ suffering as a bargaining chip on immigration.
Netflix dropped its season 3 “Stranger Things” trailer, and it’s back and more 80s fabulous than ever!
#Millennial gaming correspondent Marc fills us in...2019-06-251h 18Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real Talk#5x23: Hunger Games Prequel, Modern Libraries, Daddy Data
Already got Democratic debate hangover? #Millennial is here to commiserate your feelings of exhaustion with the US’s campaign process.
Is Taylor Swift’s “You need to calm down” this summer’s gay anthem?
We place bets on which of the Democratic debates will be worth watching.
The Trump campaign has fired several of its own internal pollsters because facts.
Our $10 Patreon tier (formerly known as Facebook Official) has gotten a re-brand to BAE. BAE can mean whatever you want it to mean!
In this week’s mailbag, we dive into the need for colorblind casting, online advertising, and more insight on r...2019-06-181h 36
Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real Talk#5x22: Obama Podcast, Impeachment, and Justin Bieber's fight•We’re Andrew-less this week, but we won Pat in the divorce, so the show must go on.
•Trump making the OG colonizers cringe at our reputation, Pam’s neighbors bring unwanted guests, and Pat reveals how to get your hair done for free AND (maybe) pick up a modeling gig at the same time.
•We cover a variety of feedback in this week’s Mailbag: more examples of phone scams, media depictions of the Middle East, and the ongoing conflict in Sudan.
•Barack and Michelle (AKA: America’s Mom and Dad) are taking after us and getting into podcas...2019-06-121h 10Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real Talk#5x21: Passive-Aggressive Roommates, Everest Solutions, The End of Robocalls and iTunes
We return from Memorial Day to find our entire panel has officially entered our 30s. Happy birthday, Andrew!
What did we do over the break? Andrew honky tonked, Pam low-key went to Italy, and Laura got microderm and has a soft-as-a-baby’s-ass face now.
The Mailbag is back, and we give advice about dealing with passive-aggressive roomies, get advice from a 12-year-old English free running boi, empathize with the terror of a workplace shooting threat, and hear feedback from a listener after our baby name discussion a couple of weeks ago.
In the news: Hollywood is threatening to pull out of...2019-06-041h 30Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real Talk#5x20: Adversity Scores, BatPatz, Moving More
It’s Andrew’s 30th eve here on #Millennial - we’re so glad he joined us for the final days of his youth!
We kick the episode off with Surprise Bitch! and listener Irwin plays a fun game with us: can we name all 23 Democratic candidates for President?
Preview of the game: “The other old white man whose name I’m forgetting.”
Since we’ll be off for Memorial Day, we hit a number of messages from the mailbag: first kisses, eating disorders, Sonic the hedgehog, heartbeat bills, sexism in athletics, and veganism.
The College Board, the non-profit that administers th...2019-05-211h 30Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real Talk#5x19: GOT Baby Names(?!), Ranking World Issues, Organic Foods Exposed
We kick off this week’s episode by reviewing Detective Pikachu and Long Shot, and bitching about Game of Thrones Season 8 Episode 5. We then quickly transition to prank calling Andrew’s scammer.
In NOT NORMAL News, Trump thinks he should get an extension on his abysmal first term, and Lindsey Graham supplies the excellent judicial advice of ignoring a subpoena.
AP Choice has us considering whether we’d adopt a plant-based diet, heartbeat bills, and how to remove our data from Google.
During Surprise Bitch! we play a game that’s trending online with listener Danielle. Good luck with those highligh...2019-05-141h 32Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real Talk#5x18: Andrew gets scammed, Sonic gets creepy, Right-Wing populism rises in Europe
Need a pick-me-up after the latest Game of Thrones? We can make you laugh through the pain!
Andrew reveals he’s been the victim of a financial scam, and Laura immediately begins plotting ways to burn the scammer’s life down.
In dysfunctional democracy news, Robert Mueller calls out Attorney General Bill Barr for mischaracterizing the findings of the Mueller Report. You don’t say?!
Are we hypocrites when it comes to Amazon? Yes. Will we continue ordering from them? Also yes.
A new confessional has us wondering how a long-distance Dallas-Singapore relationship might work.
Sonic the Hedgehog’s CG look in...2019-05-071h 23Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real Talk#5x17: 'Endgame' reactions (spoiler-free), Twitter usage revealed, Amazon gets better• Deep in your feelings about Avengers: Endgame and Game of Thrones? #Millennial is here to share in those tears with some spoiler-free reviews!
• The hosts are so low on hope for our democracy they start suggesting lunch food items for President.
• Shut up and take our money: Amazon is ramping up free 1-day shipping with Prime in the US. Will we become even bigger shut ins? Most likely. Are we okay with that? Mostly.
• “Old man yells at cloud” update: Spielberg’s plan to block Netflix from competing for Best Picture at the Oscars has bee...2019-04-301h 17Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real Talk#5x16: 'Homecoming' review, 'Endgame' prep, 8K?!
Happy 420! HE IS RISEN! Blaze it if you praise him (okay we’re done).
We're all getting ready for Avengers: Endgame, and Marc and Laura are thinking of cheating on their friends.
Queen Bey blessed us all by dropping Homecoming on Netflix. We’re ready to bow down - are you?
Laura is around 100 pages into the Mueller Report and has some lesser-reported deets. What would YOU do if you got a phone call in Russian on election night?
If your selfie has no visible likes on Instagram, how will you determine your self-worth? Twitter and Instagram are testing hiding like...2019-04-231h 31Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real Talk#5x15: Marijuana Tips and Tricks, Streaming Wars Heat Up• File your taxes and hand over your cash to Uncle Sam - #Millennial is here to help ease your tax woes!
• This episode was recorded as coverage of the Notre Dame Cathedral was active. Since recording, we’ve learned that the damage, while horrifying, was not as bad as it could have been.
• Keep an eye out for a BREAKING NEWS segment coming soon for $10 Patrons with coverage of the redacted Mueller Report.
• Are you not entertained?! Disney+ rolling out for $6.99/month, Star Wars Celebration, and Netflix makes kind of a weird flex.
• We...2019-04-161h 30Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real Talk#5x14: GMO Myths, Creepy Airbnbs, What IS Country?
Need something to take your mind off filing taxes? Andrew’s pipes are haunted!
Pat and Laura enjoy yelling at miscreants in movie theaters.
Keep an eye out for an episode of BREAKING NEWS: Mueller Report edition.
Farmer Pat educates us about GMOs and the food industry creating a new fad to rip us off.
Can Country music have Rap elements? Pam covers Lil Nas X’s “Old Town Road,” which was #1 on Billboard’s Country chart… until Billboard decided it wasn’t Country enough. The panel has some disagreements about what qualifies as Country music.
Imagine a trip to the idyllic Ir...2019-04-091h 19Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real Talk#5x13: Tesla Drives Us, Russia Launches New Meddling TacticsMillennial is here! We may not know a lot, but we do know there is only one country called “Mexico.”
Andrew and Pat spent their weekend with self-driving cars and flying elephants after being underwhelmed by Apple’s latest product announcements.
“YOU get an Oprah and YOU get an Oprah. EVERYBODY GETS AN OPRAHHH!”
We’ll have the redacted version of the Mueller Report by mid-April. ~No pee pee in this report!~
Joe Biden’s touching problem: when does grandfatherly affection cross the line? LPT: Don’t touch people you don’t know.
In this week’s Mailbag, teachers and student...2019-04-021h 19Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real Talk#5x12: How To Binge the MCU, Study Finds Parents Can't Let GoDISCLAIMER: This episode of #Millennial was recorded prior to the release of Attorney General Bill Barr’s summation of the Mueller report. That said, check out our latest installment of BREAKING NEWS on Patreon for our analysis!
Got Mueller Report hangover? Never fear! #Millennial is here!
This week’s guest is Jule, our new #Millennial social media manager!
Andrew somehow enjoys getting fillings and brags about having a dentist with a freakin' massage chair.
"Pam" / Marc also joins us this week to provide a run-down of which MCU movies we should bing...2019-03-251h 40Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real Talk#5x11: Inside Child Welfare, and Disney Jumps the (James) Gunn
Trump is “something from a cold McRib” according to this week’s guest. We’re going to get along great!
Andrew provides some native advertising for Disney, Laura submits a dog surgery claim, and #Millennial was ranked #8 on Feedspot’s “Top 20 Millennial Podcasts on the web.” #blessed
Our social media lives! Long-time listener Jule has taken the reigns on the #Millennial social accounts, so you can stop staring at posts from 2016.
We’re joined by #Millennial listener Kearstyn, who talks with us about asexuality and not needing/wanting your dick pics sliding into her DMs.
...2019-03-191h 45Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real Talk#5x10: Pound Taco
Not such a small world: Pat is going to Disney World for the first time next week.
Laura’s saving a whopping $12 on her student loan repayments over the next year - what should she do now that she’s flush with cash?
Andrew brings his dental nightmares back to the show - RIP Andrew’s wisdom teeth.
We all saw Captain Marvel this weekend and give a spoiler free review! And now we have to prepare for Endgame...
It’s RuPaul’s drag race, not RuPaul’s racist race, Brooke Lynn Hytes.
Facebook joins the rest of us in realizing th...2019-03-121h 39Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real Talk#5x09: Now BoardingNeed a break from the Michael Cohens of the world? Look no further than the newest episode of #Millennial.
• We’re joined this week by official airline correspondent James, who’s here to make sure we sit back, relax, and enjoy the flight.
• Andrew 2020: A voice the HOA can depend on (to make allowances for Brooklyn to pee in the garden).
• Listener feedback features someone who was shook by a recent confessional, as well as the victim of a recent ghosting event. RIP.
• James answers every question Andrew’s always had about flying...2019-03-051h 26Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real Talk#5x08: The Context of Grindelwald
We’re thinking of launching an exploratory committee for a potential Presidential run in 2020, but in the meantime, tune in to hear our latest shenanigans.
Who loves orange jumpsuits? Paul loves orange jumpsuits. Is it true?!
“TIL not to write a personal check to the people I’m paying to attack me.” - Jussie Smollett
Speaking of high-profile cancellations, R.Kelly turned himself in over the weekend after being charged with sexually abusing 4 victims.
Get the popcorn: Andrew makes Laura say something nice about Bernie Sanders.
Our AP choice submissions cover dog ownership, Andrew’s sister’s student loan dilemma, and what we’...2019-02-251h 20Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real Talk#5x07: And The Worst Oscars Goes To...
The government lives to fight another day, as does #Millennial.
Andrew’s HOA is too involved, Laura’s isn’t involved enough, and Pam has become a personal chef! (For her dog)
“Uncle Joe, don’t run,” we imagine President Obama casually mentioning on his most recent brodate with Joe Biden. (Note: This episode was recorded before Bernie's announcement)
The Confessional makes a return with an unsettling childhood memory and an equally unsettling Valentine’s Day gift.
What has Kevin Hart, a Best Popular Film category, and Laura’s viewership? Not this year’s Oscars!
That said, 2018 was a good year for women in...2019-02-191h 12Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real Talk#5x06: Speed Finds A Way
Worried about the looming (potential) sequel to the government shutdown? Listen to the newest #Millennial instead!
Andrew has an important day ruined by a food delivery driver, Laura is at war with her HOA, and Pam recaps the Grammys.
Preemptive RIP to Elizabeth Warren’s 2020 bid for President. We hardly knew ye.
Listener Nicki joins us to talk job hunting and what she looks for when hiring candidates.
Nicki reveals she landed her current job through the #Millennial Facebook group! Andrew wants one of y’all to give him a job pls...2019-02-121h 23Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real Talk#5x05: Something From A Nut
Happy Black History Month! Stop asking for a White History Month.
Pat is back this week, fresh off a urination tour around the Grand Canyon.
Andrew and Pat definitely “don’t wanna be friendssss” with their seat neighbor at Gaga’s Vegas residency show.
Listener Feedback: Fabi’s family is from Venezuela, and she’s a Democrat who… agrees with Trump’s support of opposition leader Juan Guaido.
You know the Super Bowl is boring AF when the main takeaway is the infamous, mysterious viral egg.
This ain’t a scene, it’s a go...2019-02-061h 27Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real Talk#5x04: Ridin' Solo
The government may have been re-opened for three weeks, but #Millennial has always been here for you.
We welcome #Millennial’s official gaming correspondent (and nothing else), Marc, back to the show!
Andrew and Pat are about to head to Vegas where they will enjoy West Coast specialties like In-N-Out and painted rocks.
Thoughts and Prayers: Andrew facing sub-arctic temperatures and Laura facing the Super Bowl in her home city.
Nintendo and Toei/Namco-Bandai seem to be snubbing major tournaments by not allowing them to host Super Smash Bros or Dragonball Fig...2019-01-291h 09Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real Talk#5x03: Arms Not Open• Friend of the show and official #Millennial conservative correspondent Parker joins us again this week to talk about the government shutdown.
• We also get Parker’s reactions to the growing list of 2020 Democratic candidates and are surprised by some areas where we agree!
• Andrew's got a new side hustle: A Podcast and Patreon consulting business! Hit him up if you need help with your own show or Patreon.
• Laura’s rage of the week: Democrats, get the $%#& over yourselves and your ideological purity tests.
• With Netflix’s recent release of viewership numbers, it raise...2019-01-221h 09Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real Talk#5x02: No Cheese For You
It’s 2019, but we peaked in 2009 so don’t expect us to participate in your 2009 vs 2019 selfie challenge.
Laura and Pam detail their weekend drama of cheese fries and Bachelor viewing parties.
This week’s $10 Patron guest is Shania, who is gracious and speaks openly with us about being on the Asexuality spectrum.
AP Choice: What advice to we have for couples getting ready to move in together?
Listener feedback proves that cursive isn’t actually useless.
We talk about which Dems are in for 2020 and what is officially the longest...2019-01-151h 24
Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real Talk#5x01: Bubble Butt
We’re back for SEASON 5! (Sorry Andrew.)
We recount our NYE experiences: little brothers, poopy plungers, and dogs shoving things into toilets. It gets weird.
Announcing our new Patreon 2019 benefits: Face to Face hangouts, BREAKING NEWS, LANDY becomes one big show, and $5+ Patrons to get Mega Millennial episodes.
AP Choice: Andrew and Pat relationship edition. $10 Patrons get to ask our favorite couple anything!
New Year, New Laws! Florida restores voting rights for former felons, hard liquor sales are banned on Sundays in Mississippi, and new gender options are available on CA an...2019-01-081h 43Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real Talk#4x48: Star Struck
The #Millennial holiday spectacular is here! We’re live, on camera, and drinking! Patrons can watch video of our entire recording here.
Our $5 and $10 Patrons gained access to a new benefit: an exclusive #Millennial Discord channel where you can chat with each other and the hosts in realtime! Head over to patreon.com/millennial and click Settings > Account > Add Discord to join in the conversation!
The Secret Santa exchange is back, and this year’s gifts are decidedly thoughtful (and in one case, sexxxxy).
AP Choice: How do YOU plan on relaxing this holi...2018-12-181h 09Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real Talk#4x47: Seasoned
We’re gearing up for the holidays! Andrew and Pat are baking cookies, Laura is nearly getting murdered by repairmen, and the deadline to sign up for healthcare is December 15th!
Listeners sound off: reactions to last week’s CRISPR discussion and a confessional about a sexless relationship.
Since Tumblr is removing porn, we can go ahead and say RIP. On a lighter note, our Associate Producer Choice has $10 Patrons sharing their favorite porn sources, so take notes!
“Keep your pic in your pants!” Cyber flashing is the hot new way to sexually harass u...2018-12-111h 04Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real Talk#4x46: Fake It Til You OmgWait
We’re back this week with guest Jared, who works for a probation and parole department. Will we get through the episode without bring thrown in the clink?
Jared schools us on the importance of criminal justice reform, as well as the other areas our justice system has room for improvement.
On the first day of Christmas Robert Mueller gave to me…
Now that we can’t watch porn at Starbucks anymore, what is the point of going there, even?
A Chinese scientist named He Jiankui has reported that he’s created...2018-12-041h 08Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real Talk#4x45: Satan Wins
Turkey hangover has passed, the world is still on fire, and #Millennial is back!
What did we do when we were off-air the last two weeks? Partied like fucking rockstars, that’s what.
Jk, we all saw Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Weak Screenplays.
The US spirals further and further into Orwellian dystopia. Merry Christmas, have some tear gas.
George Soros, often accused of bankrolling left-wing conspiracies, was blamed by no other than Facebook for the negative press surrounding its various data privacy breaches.
This episode of #Millennial is brought to you by the Satanic Church and Netflix.
The Number re...2018-11-271h 02Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real Talk#4x44: Confused
We're joined by Rachel Ritlop, the owner of The Confused Millennial website and podcast!
California has had a terrible week -- Pam and Andrew have stories relating to the Thousand Oaks shooting and the horrific fires
Midterm update: The Blue Wave's high tide continues, as Donald Trump declares that we shouldn't count all votes
We talk to Rachel about how The Confused Millennial became her full time job
What are the biggest challenges with being on that work-from-home grind? And are more people hopping on the freelance train?
The...2018-11-131h 24Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real Talk#4x43: Blue... Something
Welcome to the 2018 midterms, which will never ever #%$&ing end.
Light up a fat one in honor of the nation’s most reviled Keebler Elf, Jeff Sessions.
Podcast friends! Check out the podcast Other People’s Lives for the inside scoop on being a 40-year-old virgin, a ghost hunter, and much more.
The good: over 1 million Floridians had voting rights re-instated, over 100 women were elected to congress, Democrats took control of the House, the first openly gay governor was elected in Colorado, and the Beto effect trickled down to the state level.
The...2018-11-081h 12
Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real Talk11 Minute #Millennial: Special Election Day EpisodeIt's Election Day in the United States, so we've created a special episode of #Millennial that is as long as the average wait time at the polls. Enjoy 11 minutes of fun, tears, and WTFness. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2018-11-0612 minMillennial: Pretend Adulting, Real Talk#4x42: VOTE
Pam and Andrew watched the LONG World Series, while Laura got heckled by a weirdo neighbor.
We create a special 11 minute #Millennial minisode for when you wait in line to vote.
Announcing the new $1 Patreon supporter tier - DTF! Come on, aren’t we worth $1?
The MAGAnuts are at it again: shooting at a synagogue in Pittsburgh and pipe bombs being mailed to prominent Democrats and CNN.
For a different kind of explosion, check out the AutoBlow AI - the first sex toy capable of delivering a lifelike blowjob (minus the ja...2018-10-311h 16
Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real Talk#4x41: Chicago Gangbang
Listener Josh joins us on the show this week to talk Star Wars, Trump supporting relatives, and to make Andrew envious of his silky radio voice.
Laura gives a review of Chicago, Hamilton, and a new definition of gang banging.
Researchers at Oxford University report that Virtual Reality exposure therapy can help us withstand our anxieties. How might exposure training for the crippling fear of inadequacy be facilitated?
Every time you eat a porkchop, God kills a kitten you are killing the planet.
64% of American adults can’t successfully answer questions li...2018-10-231h 17Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real Talk#4x40: 23AndLookSeeImNativeAmerican
Elizabeth Warren, like many white people before her, is cleaving to trace amounts of Native American ancestry in her DNA results. Which brings us to the point of who gives a fuck?
The Confessional requires some advice from the #Millennial love doctor and friend whisperer.
Taylor Swift may have encouraged an additional 56,669 voters to register, but agent orange likes her music “25% less.” Sad!
Voter suppression in Georgia has Laura repeatedly reminding listeners to call on Republican gubernatorial candidate Brian Kemp to resign as Georgia’s Secretary of State.
We all know streaming is t...2018-10-161h 27Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real Talk#4x39: Dumblevers
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UPDATE: Fan Bingbang has been released - sadly, this story ends in tragedy for her bank account.
Judge Kavanope was confirmed to the Supreme Court Saturday. Joe Manchin proved that there is no such thing as a West Virginia Democrat, and Susan Collins said “I believe victims of sexual assault, I just don’t care. LOL.”
Knock the Vote hopes to bring out the millennial vote by taunting us with...2018-10-091h 16Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real Talk#4x38: Kavanope
Andrew's feeling a love for Patagonia this fall, but appears to be the only brand whore on the panel
#Millennial PSA: If you know a white man being denied an opportunity because of his history as an abuser, keep him in your #thoughtsandprayers.
CHECK YOUR VOTER REGISTRATION STATUS. THEN DOUBLE CHECK IT: Vote.org
Dr. Christine Blasey Ford was poised, measured, and credible in her testimony. Meanwhile, Dudley Dursley had a partisan meltdown.
Will a limited scope, short FBI investigation vindicate Dr. Ford and save us all the agony of watching...2018-10-031h 15Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real Talk#4x37: So Sexy
Live from the #Millennial Pulpit this week, we are joined by Alex, who is both a listener and a pastor. We’re shocked that such a good person listens to THIS show.
Offensive Halloween costumes are back in full force this year. What’s sexier than sexual servitude?
Do: Dress up like Black Panther if you want! Don’t: Paint your skin brown. Why is this hard for people?
Is Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein next on the Trump chopping block? What this would mean for the Mueller investigation and why we should all be...2018-09-251h 11Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real Talk#4x36: En Garde
Hurricanes, mushrooms, and homeowner woes abound in this week’s #Millennial.
The Emmys were a snooze fest for viewers and presenters alike.
Brett Kavanaugh gets the Anita Hill treatment: Dr. Christine Blasey Ford has come forward with allegations that the SCOTUS nominee assaulted her when they were teenagers.
Did the Chinese government kidnap famous actress Fan Bingbang for tax evasion?
Guess which country wants to legalize dueling? Surprisingly, it’s not the US.
Google that Shit (or, in Soviet Russia, you no Google Shit, Shit Google you).
The...2018-09-201h 15Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real Talk#4x35: All of the Dairy
Pat is back with some big news: His fam won Best Cow at the county fair. #BumpkinLife
Shockingly, Pat was uninterested in dating Show Andrew but came around once he met Real Andrew.
Important Announcement: Andrew has hSv, not hPv.
Why the hell do people not leave when a hurricane is coming their way? Stay safe, East Coast!
Facebook Official Patrons ask two questions: Is Trump's position on trade justified? How do we feel about horror video games?
Apple is back with new products you don't need but will probably buy anyway. Poor Laura: She has no choice but to...2018-09-131h 23