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Michael Parker MediaConfessions of a January 6er. From Chaos to Redemption with Shane JenkinsShane Jenkins spent 1,418 days in prison for his involvement in the Capitol events on January 6, 2021. Recently pardoned by Donald Trump, Shane discusses his troubled youth, criminal past, and eventual reformation. He shares his political awakening and why he participated in the January 6th events. Shane now advocates for reentry programs, family services, and justice reform to support other January 6th defendants and push for systemic change.x.com/TheRealJ6Shanex.com/SITGFoundationwww.standinthegap.foundationFollow Michael Parkertwitter.com/MichaelParkerLAlinktr.ee/MichaelParkerLA2025-02-2551 min
No Buzz NecessaryReflections on Parker’s Perspective: What I Learned from My Son About SobrietyIn this follow-up episode of No Buzz Necessary, I dive into the insights and unexpected lessons I discovered during my recent interview with my 12-year-old son, Parker. His fresh perspective on my journey to sobriety left me both surprised and deeply moved. From his honest reflections to his unique view on what it means to live alcohol-free, Parker’s thoughts gave me new ways to appreciate and understand this path. Tune in as I share my reflections, unexpected takeaways, and the impact of seeing sobriety through my child’s eyes.2024-11-2015 min
The Capital Stack108. Controlling Your Financial Destiny with Parker PursellConnect with the host:LinkedIn: https://www.linkedin.com/in/brandon-e-jenkins/Website: https://www.birchprosper.com/ --Connect with Parker Pursell: LinkedIn: https://www.linkedin.com/in/parker-pursell/Episode Highlights:✔️ Company Growth and Strategy✔️ Investment and Financial Education✔️ Personal Growth and Career Transition✔️ Capital Raising and Coaching Program✔️ Networking and Community Building--💡 Interested in learning more about opportunities to partner in deals as a passive investor? ★ Join Our Investor Club ★ https://forms.gle/AEpWgPg7krd8YzPU82024-08-0242 min
UPBEAT with Parker Kane242: Conquer Your Bear: 3 Lessons from Jason JenkinsReady to conquer your bear? In this episode of UPBEAT, Parker highlights 3 key lessons from his interview with Jason Jenkins, a financial advisor turned sales and business coach. Discover how Jason overcame his personal obstacles and committed to continuous self-improvement, proving that it's never too late to pursue your dreams. Reach out to Parker for expert advice on podcasting and becoming a published author: https://parkerkane.co/ Like this podcast? Please leave an UPBEAT review here — and don't forget to include a social media handle or tag me so I can personally thank you!2024-05-0611 min
UPBEAT with Parker Kane241: Daily Success: The 3-Step Blueprint with Jason JenkinsAchieving daily success is within reach, and it's simpler than you think. In this episode of UPBEAT, Jason Jenkins shares is story of transitioning from the financial industry to becoming a powerhouse in sales, business, and personal development coaching. Jason shares a powerful 3-step blueprint that will undoubtedly help you grow and succeed every single day. Discover invaluable insights into maintaining consistent achievement, leveraging the power of human connection, and unlocking personal growth—principles gained through Jason's extensive experience coaching over 10,000 professionals. Wherever you are on the journey, this episode offers practical strategies to elevate your daily su...2024-04-2230 min
The Drink TankBullyLoopSend us a textIt is clear that everyone has vastly different childhoods but sometimes it becomes evident exactly HOW different. That being said I was bullied and i think it made me stronger. Parker's level of bullying in high school however blew my mind. Good or bad like it or not bullying will always exist in some way or another... it is built into us. So listen to this episode or ill give you a swirly2024-03-232h 03The Drink TankBloodTypoSend us a textHopefully we are back to our normally scheduling or happening cause we don't schedule shit.. Either way we are back to our obnoxious thoughts and beliefs... Luckily long time listeners and recent participants Nick and James seem to be, at least for the time being, a more consistent reprieve from parker and my own stupidity. So enjoy a more honed version of your normally programed BS2024-02-171h 42The Drink TankOilSpellSend us a textIn the final installment of sober October we forget to update how being sober is going but we both stayed sober. So... win lose. Clearly being sober is not working for us. We are just as forgetful and personally WAY more Lazy. Other than that it is more of the same nonsense. Our lawyer says we have to apologize for any and all things that we said that may or may not have offended someone. And for this explanation of that apology. And that one. And that one. But not that one THAT...2021-10-262h 06The Drink TankDoctorWokeSend us a textHoly crap can I talk. Well it helps that parker is equally as good at interrupting but this episode is mostly me trying to get a bad story out. It is long winded and clearly has no point. So sorry about that. The end result is that health care is garbage. There I just saved you two hours. If you are a torturer or police warden then put this shit on loop and I just did your job for you. I accept soup labels and bottle caps as payment. 2021-10-212h 01The Drink TankTailoredRomperSend us a textI am much less creative when I am sober. This may lead to a worse podcast or a better one. I don't know but it most definitely will lead to a worse episode description. So... while we may have solved the issue with shoplifting and opened the door to a new world of clothing purchasing we also scoff at the direction that styles are going. Either way not much different this week other than parker cut it short... so BOO THAT MAN2021-10-121h 54The Drink TankSoberPulsesSend us a textSoberOctober is the invention of dumb people with no self control who need an excuse to be interesting. That being said... I am participating. SO! we will be checking in all month with the progress of that bullshit. Outside of that everything else is boring. We try to innovate communication and prove how dumb we really are. At least we are not conspiracy nuts but we are certainly flirting with it...2021-10-062h 16The Drink TankSmokingAppreciationSend us a textSome people make poor decisions. Ok I lied. ALL people make poor decisions. Our poor decisions are far more hilarious and playful than everyone else's so that makes them more important. I think. Ok yeah I am pretty sure. But that is kind of our wheel house. Not knowing but pretending and just BEING more important. So tune in. Cause we help you pass the time. Which is all anyone is really looking for in this world.2021-09-292h 02The Drink TankRemedialScienceSend us a textWe slow down our high paced lives to dive into some more philosophical ideas. It wasn't on purpose but sometimes there just isn't a lot going on and you have to fall back on the basics. So our basics is life in general. What is going on and how do you view it. It is the fundamental things that truly define us. So this may be the most defining episode of all. I hope not though cause I like to think we are more exciting than just the core aspects of life. Oh...2021-09-242h 25The Drink TankPerspectivePanelSend us a textThis was a fun one. It has comedy, it has introspection, it has drama maybe, and it has the best accidental long term twist at the end. If you listen for nothing else the end twist that effects the entirety of our podcast is worth the listen. Outside of that if you want to live your life like parker and I do then this is the most convoluted means by which to do so. We, through an inebriation filter, try to describe the pillars that build our lives and fail spectacularly at doing...2021-09-172h 37The Drink TankBitchnicheSend us a textFootball is a hell of a drug. Nothing is worse than being shitfaced at noon. As a Seahawks fan I am willing to make sacrifices. The only real issue is that it really ruins the rest of your day... unless, that is, the rest of your day consists of drinking and recording your dumb ideas about child rearing and life in general. So GO HAWKS! and GO ALCOHOL! we have some pickled points of view but all of our ideas are covid free cause alcohol kills germs? Ok we can't guarantee anything but...2021-09-132h 13The Drink TankVax2mouthSend us a textAight well we got into one today. It started off light hearted and fun but lets be honest in this day and age there is no way to completely avoid covid BS. So that happened. Ill be honest. completely parkers fault. I take no semblance of blame. Honestly whenever there is a situation that is ruined it is cause of parker. So Listen to the first half. Which is my fault. Then listen to the back half which is parkers fault and you tell me which one of us is worth it. So...2021-09-082h 17The Drink TankUnemploymentTrophySend us a textWe showed up so give us a trophy...2021-09-032h 05The Drink TankMongolianLattersSend us a textSometimes life gives you lemons. Sometimes life gives you a series of events that all culminate in disaster or sheer unadulterated awkwardness. This is either the beginning of a series of events or the culmination... Only time will tell. In the mean time you might as well kick back and experience (cause i refuse to believe you enjoy) this episode. 2021-08-182h 27The Drink TankOffensiveBygonesSend us a textEveryone knows that one HR nightmare at work. But what if everyone one was the HR nightmare guy? Then the one "normal" person would be HR nightmare. That is pretty much how this episode goes. We shit on the normal guy cause we don't know any different. So get on the bandwagon and spend a but bit being the HR nightmare. No HR employee was harmed in the making of this podcast.2021-08-132h 33The Drink TankAchievingDepressionSend us a textSome gritty reboots are good like Batman. Other gritty reboots are terrible like Batman. This is our terrible gritty reboot. Now when I mean reboot I guess I mean I don't really support what we say and I am not sure why we say the things we do but it happened and I sometimes you just have to say things to get a conversation going. At the end of the day we are drunk assholes and if you have not picked that up by now that is on you...2021-08-022h 16The Drink TankMatriarchicalCakeSend us a textOk guys this one is on me. You can blame the drinking all you want but I assure you this is more about sheer unadulterated laziness than anything. Sure the alcohol doesn't help but neither does verbally abusing a child and I turned out fine... just lazy. So my point is that I neglected to post and now I am looking at the title and drawing the hardest of blanks. So this one is a grab bag. Listen, don't listen, I could care less. But listen. Cause you aint got nothing better to...2021-07-282h 17The Drink TankTumblrRoadSend us a textOh jeez man this episode. This fucking episode is all that and a bag of acid laced butt plugs. You are going to have a time. Maybe not good maybe not bad but 100% a time. Dicks butts and a new way to bond with your buddies that doesn't cause lower abdominal pain and inability to birth children 10 years later. We really open it up on this one. Maybe our awesomeness is contagious... maybe it is too soon to talk about contagious things... I don't know. But there is no downside!!! you are going...2021-07-172h 26The Drink TankBabyTrainSend us a textThomas the tank engine is a bitch. You know it I know it and the youth of America knows it. How that piece of shit stays on air and continues to have viewers is beyond me. He wasn't the engine that could.. he was the engine that was available. He is clearly the white privilege of trains. Kids are dumb and their connection to trains is proof of it. So jump on the rainbow connection and conduct yourself appropriately cause we are going hard on some childish shit. We are ahead of the o...2021-07-132h 11The Drink TankHotDivisionSend us a textSurviving a heat wave and still delivering subpar entertainment is a skill that needs to be part of the Olympics. We stayed cool and presented our hot takes like we were genetically predisposed. If the heat got you down and you are imprisoned by the radius of your A/C unit then tune in to our latest batch of debaucherous BS. The temperature may have stabilized but we are still very clearly unstable. 2021-07-012h 04The Drink TankCircumdecisionSend us a textIts is weird that men have almost no knowledge about dicks. Like you know your own dick but likely very little other information. Sure porn is a general source of dick knowledge but it is heavily skewed. Dicks in real life are WAY bigger. The same may be true with women and vaginas but they are more open with their friends maybe... I don't know in my head women are naked whenever they are out of my view and never the other way around. Anyway... be more open with your sexuality and organs...2021-06-242h 12The Drink TankCulturalBiomesSend us a textA wise man once said that it is always best to get life advice from two drunk idiots who can barely live their own lives. So if you want to get healthy and become the best you listen to us. We may know what SHOULD be done even if we don't follow our own ideas. It is much easier to give orders than take them. SO DO WHAT WE SAY AND LISTEN TO OUR EVERY WORD! 2021-06-162h 37The Drink TankOlympicSemanticsSend us a textOh yeah. We doing this. We are talking and drinking and you are laughing and driving. We are all in heaven. These are the best times of our lives!!! Which means its all downhill from here. But don't run it is terribly dangerous unless you are very nimble or athletic. But you arn't. Don't lie. So put some headphones on and keep listening butt move your ass a little bit. Sweat it up baby. 2021-06-092h 17The Drink TankColonizingDicksSend us a textIf you were given the opportunity to colonize another planet would you? There are barren planets out there just waiting for your DNA and now, or at least when i am done formulating my plan for a company, is the best time to give those planets the things they need to start life. For 10 easy payments of $69.69 you too could colonize a planet. Maybe. No promises are made for the success of the colonization but you DNA could tilt the scale. Or not. Again no promises. Just a possibility but for that price...2021-06-012h 19The Drink TankGrittyPhonesSend us a textYou don't read this shit anyway. I put minutes into crafting these sentences and nothing. So... phone, number, news, stocks, meme, india, chair, bubble, chicken, cloth, window, sink, knife, company, minimum wage, bags, alcohol, covid, spike, google, feet. Ok that should really fuck up some search results. carry on.2021-05-252h 14The Drink TankKarenRapeSend us a textOk so... id like to say that the title is more of cheeky reference to before forced into a situation with a karen and being raped by the experience... Id LIKE to say that. But I can't. We literally talked about rape for an uncomfortable amount of time. Not really directly but directly enough that it stuck with me how much it was said through at least half a fifth. So... Sorry? I don't know... Shit happens. Maybe wait till next week...2021-05-122h 08The Drink TankKnockoffDwarvesSend us a textThe wrong guest shows up for an in-depth conversation about not him. Ok it wasn't that in depth... we don't care who our guests are nobody matters as much as us. But we did technically have a guest and his dog ruined everything. So don't blame us for poor quality podcasting it is never our fault. Blame the average man not everyone can handle being put in the spot light and this amateur proves it. But he reels it in by the end. Maybe.... I don't remember. Probs? listen and find out2021-05-062h 09The Drink TankHonestAwkwardnessSend us a textOK this is awkward but I honestly don't know what we talked about. I know I do this to you guys a lot but lets just assume we didn't talk about anything worth remembering... So when you zone off while driving you wont miss anything!! Its like we planned this out. So click it or ticket and lets help you feel like you teleported to your destination. Let us drone on and you just keep chuggin... cause we did too.2021-05-022h 11The Drink TankBlindDateSend us a textThere is no answer to the biggest questions in the world. Everyone has different experiences and comes to their own personal answers there own way. We can only experience life through our own eyes and that alone skews the answers to these questions. That being said we have got all the answers to all of life's big questions. We have solved the fundamental problems with the world and we will give you these answers for a low low price of 23 payments of just listen to this episode. We are not here to make...2021-04-212h 36The Drink TankWasabiSpiracySend us a textIf anyone can truly harness the aura of "the flaw is what makes it perfect" it has to be us. We have so many flaws one of them has to make us perfect. If we are not perfect it is clearly only due to many people constantly working against us to keep us down. When we die we will be huge. We will NEVER end cause we will leave enough information behind that AI will continue our podcast till the end of time. Sure most of it will be dick jokes but you...2021-04-131h 47The Drink TankContractIdentitySend us a textDealing with people is the worst. Dealing with people this deep in COVID is a goddamn mine field. Some people have thrived in these times and some have not but I have just gotten lost in the monotony. The are too many obstacles now. Can we ever get back to normal. I say no. And while it is problematic lets be honest it may be best. I like some parts of this nightmare. And some things may actually make life better. In the end win or lose we will always have alcohol. 2021-04-092h 18The Drink TankKinkyVicesSend us a textSEX!2021-03-312h 23The Drink TankTypeTubeSend us a textTo prove how bad of a tiper i am i am not going to correct anything that i type for this descrption. this may also show how bad of a speller i am but what care you dl. you win some you lise some. it is not all moy fault thought casue i am also dunrk. Oh man how cliche that i spelled drunk wrong. ok nailed it that time. I should probably do this evert tim cause it ckinda speaks to how we do the podcast. you can stop but no edititng. I...2021-03-252h 12The Drink TankDrunkPageantSend us a textPolitically we are ruined. There is little we can do to change the outlook of America. There is an off chance that we have already solved it and we don't even realize. Like the stories from the past and our forgotten experiences we have opted to forget that we have solved politics for future generations. Discover the way that we solve the problems of the future. Also friends was a bad show. Lisa Kudrow!!... just remembered her name. 2021-03-152h 25The Drink TankQuipFlapSend us a textNot sure what quips are but they make me giggle a little. I do know all about flaps though and let me tell you they slap. Its the new thing all the kids are doing it so tune in and learn about the new craze. Its all about flaps now. Flap it in the morning. Flap it with your friends. Own your flaps. Take a nap post flap. Fap to a flap. I think we can all enjoy it and we should all tune into it. Dont be a flap enjoy flaps.2021-03-091h 58The Drink TankSommelierRomanceSend us a textWhine all you want but the French are the new Italians and we treat them as such. All things French are now the worst. French bread. Fuck you. French Kissing. Gross. French onion dip. Not the worst but some things have to be collateral damage. So pardon my French, or don't cause they don't deserve it, butt fuck it all. This is a grape episode and it will be raisin your expectations for future episodes. Take a weewee and strap in for just a vine episode.2021-03-032h 23The Drink TankGasOrganizationSend us a textOk well we figure some shit out. It is the end of beer. So a solemn occasion. Ok well beer always comes back but for a while it may be gone. For the podcast I am willing to lean in and it will be gone for the next year if we make it that long. Either way we made it a year and this is the last from this generation. So order from your favorite food truck and enjoy a revealing episode.2021-02-232h 24The Drink TankSlushyRiddlesSend us a textSometimes the greatest things have the worst repercussions. A hot date can end in terrible blue balls. A great drunk can end in a terrible hangover. And a perfect snow day can end in a terrible slushy nightmare. It is puzzling how such great experiences are ruined by themselves. This is why I refuse to ever be happy, misery is always just a heart beat away. Join me on my tour of all the miserable things that have and will happen to me. Nothing is better than making yourself feel better by hearing...2021-02-161h 57The Drink TankTruckingTaxesSend us a textPeople are stupid and so is the government. If you agree with that then our takes on how will be REALLY stupid. Since most things are stupid anyway just lean into it and accept that stupid is as stupid does. So let us, as professionals in stupidity, guide you on this terrible tour. From how we drive on roads to how we pay for them we talk about things. These are hard to write. I am starting to think nobody reads these anyway. So I will just fill it out to make it s...2021-02-112h 09The Drink TankBiblicalDojaSend us a textStill unsure what happened here. Sometimes things get out of hand. Alcohol happens. Oh well. 2021-02-052h 14The Drink TankSorryStocksSend us a textAt the end of the day none of us have any real control over our lives. We cling to the small things we can control and we hold tight. Every once in a while our eyes are opened to the idea that with enough coordination we have more control than we believe. Alone we are weak together we are strong. One day we may realize this and take control but realistically we all prefer the comfort of the lie and will continue to avoid conflict. In the meantime we will take comfort in t...2021-01-302h 25The Drink TankMorbidPayoutSend us a textOh man. This is a podcast. We sat down and recorded what we talked about while we drank. We talked back and forth for an hour or so. It was great fun. We laughed and laughed the whole time. You probably wont enjoy it. It was mostly for us. That is all. 2021-01-221h 46
The Queer CodeS3 E6 - Beauty with a Capital B (w/ TaShauna Jenkins)In the first of a two-part series on the intersection of experiences known as “Black, Femme, and Full,” The Queer Code sits down with our first guest, YouTube creator and performer TaShauna Jenkins (she/her)! TaShauna walks us through growing up in theatre as a Black femme in a larger body while we ponder questions like, “How much is our career field giving back to people like us?”Important StuffDo the Work: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.comThe CDC on COVID-19: https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/index.htmlThe WHO on COVID-19...2021-01-1757 minThe Drink TankPartnerLotterySend us a textSome birthdays mean more than others. Some grant us wisdom, some perspective and more happiness health and progress. Others give us nothing but another year under our belt and the false idea that we are better than others cause we made it this far. That is what this is. Parker made it another revolution around the sun. He gained nothing but that. We are still terrible people with terrible thoughts. That is all. Enjoy.2021-01-153h 24The Drink TankMoralDentistrySend us a textAt the end of the day I think we all know we are being played. From the moment we wake up.... before we put on our make up... we are getting played. Our society wants our money and the best way to get the money is to make you think you are spending your money wisely while spending it poorly. Brushing on these topics and really sinking our teeth into how much crap is shoveled into our mouth we reveal our worst traits. Even though we all know this to be true we...2021-01-092h 16The Drink TankClubStimulantSend us a textThere are times in life where you know you have a bad idea and you immediately abort. Then there are times when you think you have a good idea and you realize it is shitty. This is neither of those. We actively know we have shitty ideas and run full sprint into them. I mean we don't follow through with anything but we talk about them like they are good ideas... which is just as bad. We willingly put bad ideas out into the world. We should be arrested or punished or cancelled...2021-01-072h 03The Drink TankNFLcontextSend us a textFour scores and seven years ago IHOP was still called IHOP and then they changed it to IHOB and then they realized marketing is a thing and nobody was going to call it anything different and nobody liked their burgers so they changed it back. That is basically was happens with our podcast we are lighthearted then we get drunk and angry, a pattern that anyone who drinks is bound to fall into and then we realize that is not our forte. So we go back to who we really are inside. Welcome...2020-12-292h 14The Drink TankComicElasticitySend us a textHoliday Podcast CookiesBy TheDrinkTankThe cookies we are discovering today are the result of at least 60 years of combined discovery and experimentation. The results may be lacking but that is just the way the cookie crumbles... Now for the recipe. It was 1964 the last time these were made and that is no mistake. Ok Just kidding but fucking recipe books right? Who reads the story...3 cups whiskey8 pulls of vape weed juice2 ornery idiots14 hours of flooding rain1 hang over1 heap of...2020-12-212h 18The Drink TankPresidentialFightSend us a textLadies and Gentlemen. WELCOME TO THE MAIIIIIN EVENT!!!! Sponsored in part by BasicallyAWashcloth the main producer of dog bibs for your kibble dribble needs and BowlsOut a charity providing clean water to dogs that drink out of puddles. In this corner weighing in at 28 ElleBees cause we dont say pound around here... Maeve the Glaive Zoltan!!!! And in this corner at a lean 20483 ounces the king of the pounce. Put your paws together and wag those tails for the returning champion Bill the RAGIN CAJUN CUJO!!!!!! Prepare yourself for 5 rounds of fluffy cuddly...2020-12-182h 18The Drink TankChildhoodCornholeSend us a textFirstly I would like all the pedophiles to go away. Like all the previous titles this is two loosely related topic we talk about... this is not about cornholing children so go away. I mean listen but we don't support you or your proclivities. We have a sporting conversation of what is and isnt ok to be serious about and while Parker was SUPER wrong we let him live in his fantasy world. He doesn't need the extra stress. He needs to continue to live his life in his problem free bubble it w...2020-12-122h 36The Drink TankNostalgicDemigodsSend us a textThrowback Tuesday? We never intend to do anything but we stumbled upon a nostalgic hole. Just long enough to relive the glory days without insisting upon them. We then start what will hopefully be a longer topic on Santa and his new role in todays day and age. Its the end of a long year so we may have to stretch some shit out. So tune in next week when we do what we said we would do... which I already forgot... so no promises... but I promise. 2020-12-092h 25The Drink TankAgressiveThanksgivingSend us a textThanksgiving is the worst. I don't mean the food cause that shit is delicious. I mean the obligations. Some people love their families and even I enjoy spending time with my family at times. But tying up a day in the middle of one of the only long vacations of the year with all this bullshit is just ridiculous. Can we not just do our family shit on some other weekend and enjoy our time off. I swear the stress of an entire population dealing with family for a weekend has to have...2020-12-022h 19The Drink TankWarehouseRantSend us a textOk so there is no actual organization to this podcast. If you have heard one you know what I am talking about. This falls deep within out lack of organization and really should just be titled stream of consciousness. We get drunk and talk about nothing. There is nothing special about this episode but lets be honest you are not reading this anyway. This is fluff. This makes it seem like we have some plan or goal. We are drunk we don't know what we are talking about. You are driving you have n...2020-11-242h 04The Drink TankOutletResetSend us a textTheDrinkTank is a podcast meant for people with excess time and weak agendas. Those who consume TheDrinkTank may experience depression, confusion, loss of appetite, lack of sleep, auditory and visual disturbances, rectal incontinence, and overstimulation of the funny bone. If your funny bone is stimulated from 4 or more hours please seek medical help. TheDrinkTank is not considered safe for those who are pregnant or who may become pregnant. Overexposure of TheDrinkTank can cause lesions or cancer in rare cases. TheDrinkTank does not support, supply or condone the views of those speaking within it...2020-11-202h 08The Drink TankInterviewAftermathSend us a textThe elections are done but the civil war is still to come. The world is changing but if you are looking for a little bit of consistency we are here for you. We solve some world problems with no regard for the cost or collateral damages to our solutions. We have clearly learned from politics. Our solutions lead us to what may be the base problems to how our society has decided to choose our work force and we solve that as well... you know by talking out our ass. When you are...2020-11-112h 38The Drink TankElectoralArrestSend us a textWhen two men come together and have an abundance of ignorance and want to share their ignorance with the world. One man spends his money on server space from an online site and the other man inserts his card into a machine to upgrade their microphone so people don't judge his audio prowess. After nine months a podcast is born... People love their own podcast but HATE every other one cause it isn't theirs. And that is how humanity ruins itself. Welcome to our branch of the slow but inevitable destruction of society...2020-11-032h 27The Drink TankKoalaWeenSend us a textTheir creepy and their kooky. Talk about their Poopy. Their all together Loopy. The DrinkTank Halloween! Their podcast is alright. And this time with a fright! They are not very bright. The DrinkTank Halloween. Drunk! Wrong! Angry! So turn the volume up. And come and say whats up! Were gonna get fucked up! The DrinkTank Halloween! Their creepy and their kooky. Talk about their Poopy. Their all together Loopy. The DrinkTank Halloween! Strange. Deranged. THE DRUNKTANK HALLOWEEN!!!2020-10-262h 09The Drink TankAwkwardAppliancesSend us a textThe problem with podcasting is that it is one of the only means by which introverts can express themselves in an extroverted way. The only way to get new content, however, is to go out and be extroverted. You would think that COVID would be a great way to subvert this issue as we can now go out and experience life outside the comfortable walls at home and avoid personal interactions but this is just not true. People are starved for attention and a thin cotton membrane emboldens people to talk. And if...2020-10-202h 15The Drink TankGreekHieroglyphicsSend us a textLike the super bowl hangover we stall a bit after last weeks performance. I am not going to pretend that we bring more than like... half an episode. BAC and general frustration rise as the time ticks by. But I want to stress that it is still totally worth a listen... but don't feel bad if you want to tune out at the end. I get it... We are not for everybody.Enjoy what you can and well... tune out what you can't. But if you do stick with us just know...2020-10-141h 53The Drink TankPoliticalFetishSend us a textLong hiatus due to extenuating circumcisions butt we don't dick around with this podcast and we came back long and hard. As you can see the dick jokes are on fleek or whatever the millennials say these days. If you are a regular listener this will not disappoint but if this is your first listen you should know that these synopses don't and won't ever tell you anything. Tune in and join us for some IQ draining entertainment. If you like what you hear then send us some money... we don't have a w...2020-10-092h 32The Drink TankDreamCandlesSend us a textIn the early 1990s there was a magical place that warmed our hearts, filled our bellies and satisfied our need for entertainment. It was a place for all ages; kids were entertained, teens got their first hjs or knuckle busters, and adults drank till they couldn't see straight and drove their families home. This place and many like it have become extinct and only the sad bone structures of our childhood mecca's is left. While we only touch on the amazingness of these places in this episode I would be remiss if i...2020-09-302h 28The Drink TankPartyMaskSend us a text131 years ago today Nintendo was founded... that is just a fact. We don't talk about Nintendo so it really doesn't apply that much just thought it was cool. I guess we talk about video games so it kinda applies but that was coincidence. Statistically when that much of our lives are dedicated to video games we are going to end up talking about them. We also talk about masks and those were invented in 7000 BC... again no correlation just a fact. Sometimes we just talk about shit there doesn't have to be a...2020-09-232h 14The Drink TankPuppyTropesSend us a textIf having the word puppy in the title wasn't enough to get you to listen the why the fuck would this explanation do anything. Its a run of the mill episode. Nothing special. We talk about the same shit we always do... I don't even know why I write these anymore. If you read these comment or some shit. We still have an unused Reddit for discourse. And may eventually have a site for t-shirts... I don't know we ain't that special but we ain't going nowhere so you might as well get...2020-09-162h 15The Drink TankMuseumShoppingSend us a textThe world is our oyster but in this episode it is our museum. We tackle body issues and sex again.... cause is any podcast worth a shit if we don't talk about the driving force of society. Good whether side tracked us enough that the first 45ish mins of this podcast are lost to us... i guess till we listen, but i refuse to listen so gone and lost forever. Some listeners asked us to tackles their questions and we did out best... Nobody will be satisfied with the answers but we listened...2020-09-092h 53The Drink TankHollywoodExposureSend us a textHopefully capping off a disturbing trend where the podcast is basically a beacon for our petty egos we lay out our double standards and try to find where they took root. Jesus Christ the women in our lives have failed us and we flail and fail to understand something like 48% of the population... (god that one child policy really fucked our numbers). Clearly there is a one track mind recently between the two of us... but lets be honest.... i don't really know or care what we talk about. One thing is for...2020-09-012h 40The Drink TankSocietalSexualitySend us a text"Pure brilliance from beginning to end. From the moment i walked in the setting was immaculate. About half way through i got angry due to an emotional uproar but i settled down. The rest of the podcast had Jenkins cleaning up after Parker and really driving points home. 5 star for Jenkins 2.33333 stars for Parker" - Parker "Not that Parker" Hennessy"We ummmm dove into ummmm depths of ideals ummmm and the conversation got heated but them it became.... umm... a whole... i dont know.... But then after it was heated i...2020-08-252h 10The Drink TankMarvelSurfingSend us a textMany new experiences but all the same conversation topics. If you thought that we would be out of material after two episodes you will be surprised how far we can stretch the same four topics after 25+.... We are still drunk and crotchety but we got a new mic so maybe our topics are dull but our sound quality is sharp as porcupine penis. Tackling our first requested topic we rapidly insure we wont get another by agreeing to attack the asker of the question rather than answer it... That being said you can...2020-08-181h 45The Drink TankYogaSlappinSend us a textArguments are not always fights but today they are! Its all fisticuffs from the get go. Blood is shed and nobody is happy. You better stretch and hydrate with some infused water cause you gonna cramp up in this high stakes knock down drag out. Verbal sparring is equally as cool as physical sparring right?! RIGHT?! Ok fine maybe not but you can't watch a real fight during your commute so you might as well settle for us... now... LETS GET READY TO FUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMBLE!!!!!!!!2020-08-062h 17The Drink TankKombuchaTikTokSend us a textRicky PACMAN jones joins us for a deep dive into kombucha. Like the drink we are lightly alcoholic and promote a healthy gut biome. Pacman takes us on a light tour of his life and views on some of our regular topics. Phoning it in is always APPropriate for us and our views on the electronic assistant in everyone pockets are on point. Like always we fall apart and end up just talking about poop and sex. We nothing if not consistent....Here is a link to the nonprofit that we...2020-08-042h 24The Drink TankSnappyTextingSend us a textLong winded and pretty bitchy but all around not bad. The world is full of problems and while we cant solve any of them we should as hell will burn them for gas. Leaning on the hyperbolic crutch that all old med lean on we eviscerate the mentalities of our younger selves and peers. With reckless abandon we reflect upon the people we used to be and twist our ideas and actions to make us seem way cooler than we really were. But we are totally cool now... and then and will be...2020-07-312h 43The Drink TankMillennialRiverSend us a textHot damn. No seriously SO fucking hot. The temperature may be rising but the hot tracks keep dropin!! We started with high ambitions but were made to be the bitch to the all powerful sun. I don't know how people could possibly live in Reno. Holy crap. Just because it is spelled like dessert doesn't mean it is a sweet cool treat. The heat made us tap out earlier but we picked back up after a refreshing dip/swim. As always let us know what you think at https://www.reddit.com/r/T...2020-07-282h 10The Drink TankColaSaladSend us a textSometimes a break from the hustle and bustle of everyday life is what you need to reignite your love of the mundane aspects of your life. Parker is in rare form after a week away. Cause usually he is boring as shit but this episode, guys, this episode he is lightly tolerable. We are going to start a gofund me to send him away more often so we could be a better podcast. He needs vacation for YOUR benefit. Butt fuck gofund me they steal from you just venmo us...2020-07-242h 17The Drink TankVacationObligationSend us a textSummer may have been delayed but time shares don't expire. We have already submitted out time off and whether it is worth it to travel or not we are obligated to fulfill our vacation plans. Will everything be closed? Will we end up with the dreaded but sexy mask tan line? Do our masks take away from human interaction? If you think we have any better insight into this than you then take a long look at yourself in the mirror. We are drunken idiots. We know nothing. But we may be the...2020-07-092h 16The Drink TankAnalyzingImpressionsSend us a textBy now we all know that our milkshake brings all the boys to the yard but its not better than your it is just different in a way that attracts more boys and QUALITY boys for that matter. But you too can dip into this frosty shake and learn a thing or two about stepping out of your comfart zone. Take a walk in our shoes as we take a walk in other peoples shoes its like shoeception. But like totally better than that movie and much less thinking... 2020-07-021h 34The Drink TankMaskPoliticsSend us a textAs promised the political embargo is over. Exposing our views on some current events and opening up Pandora's box is just what you need to get your day started. Hot takes and cold beers fluctuate our political climate into catastrophic misunderstandings whether we mean to or not. As always feel free to comment and contradict our probable mistaken beliefs on our reddit page. https://www.reddit.com/r/Thedrinktank/ It is so lonely in there...2020-06-241h 51The Drink TankAngstyCheatingSend us a textA quick one off after a long day of reflective drinking yields a questionable retrospective on society today. Taking off our political shackles we wade into undiscovered territory before we quickly retreat back to our comfort zone. We will not be bested however and we will be back. Time limitations streamline our consciousness as ethanol fuels our drive. We vent out frustrations from school to partying but ultimately learn nothing again. One day we may fix society. This is not that day.2020-06-2053 minThe Drink TankTerraformingDreamsSend us a textAfter a long hiatus Parker and Jenkins are back in action. Life gets complicated sometimes and we are left with no time to do the things we truly enjoy but not even liver cirrhosis can keep us from drinking and bullshitting. Since commentary on things we have no knowledge or expertise on has been our wheel house, we don't try to stray far from what we know. Band together with us and reach for the stars as we navigate to a better place with better etiquette. Passions boil over but we find our inner c...2020-06-182h 04The Drink TankPiratePunderSend us a textRewriting history and a possible new straight to TV movie, P and J continue to shake their booty and shiver their timbers. In a mostly nautical themes episode the whiskey isn't the only thing that is watered down. So is the entertaining content! History may be written by the victors but it is rewritten by the inebriated and our version is better (and just a plausible... shut up what do you know you weren't there...). Parker introduces us to his good friend Watt and we take an adventure of self discovery. Drop trou...2020-06-041h 55The Drink TankCinematicPsilocybinSend us a textThere isn't always mushroom for a third but Doctor Giggaloni (DDS, MDT, PDF, RSS, PTA, LMNOP) leaves us wanting spore. A deep trip into the social implications of hallucinogenics and an unwanted nor warranted take from 3 manly men on sex in cinema brings lights to the dark moist corners of our society. Like always the facts may be loose but who needs facts when your set and setting predetermine your validity. Travel down the rabbit hole with our version of a questionably accurate after school special. All of the following have been based...2020-05-272h 39The Drink TankSeltzerTippingSend us a textWe all have drinks that can no longer be drunk and thinks that can no longer be thunk. Off the golf links these two undeniable hunks banter playfully as minx as they lay in their bunks. Swirling their glasses and downing another they prove they are asses and bring shame to their mothers. With silver tongues out whipping and lashing their exhausting their lungs their lives a rehashing. For too long as we are sipping determining whether or not we are tipping. Trying to a rhyme scheme as a description is causing me...2020-05-251h 42
Not Just Crew: Inspire - Encourage - Support!S1 E8 Jen parker Cabin Crew & Medical student (Destination Unknown & Covid-19 Special)A truly amazing story on this episode of Not Just Crew. Jen Parker is cabin crew who upon landing usually goes straight to medical school, Here she is also currently training to become a doctor. For me this is a real tale of ambition and tenacity, even for those who consider themselves to be highly ambitious.
She tells us how passed failure has not stop her becoming what she want to be, and even being a doctor may not be her finial destination.
Background info: This Episode was originally set to be recorded via Zoom, but as everyone in the...2020-05-251h 13Not Just Crew: Inspire - Encourage - Support!BONUS: The day Virgin Atlantic announced redundancies/Jen ParkerBackground info: This was as second retake, as the day before Zoom was over loaded. This second day, was the day that Virgin Atlantic announced redundancies and the very day we were set to interview Jen Parker, who also happens to be cabin crew for Virgin. We still managed to record, but we did not want to deflect from Jen's amazing story, and we knew there would be questions from our listeners on this subject. We asked them to hold these question for special we would broadcast the following week, which we have. You can find it in our lis...2020-05-2406 minNot Just Crew: Inspire - Encourage - Support!Trailer: Jen Parker. Medical Student. (Covid-19 Special)Jen Parker: Cabin Crew & Medical student.
A truly amazing story on the next episode of Not Just Crew. Jen Parker is cabin crew who upon landing usually goes straight to medical school, Here she is also currently training to become a doctor. For me this is a real tale of ambition and tenacity, even for those who consider themselves to be highly ambitious.
She tells us how passed failure has not stop her becoming what she want to be, and even being a doctor may not be her finial destination.
So please join J...2020-05-2401 minThe Drink TankMillionDollarApropoSend us a textIn the alcoholics anonymous system alcoholic based offenses are consider especially hilarious. In Bellingham Washington the inebriated individuals that partake in these vivacious events are members of an elite squad known as the TheDrinkTank unit. These are their stories...2020-05-141h 50The Drink TankOrganVRSend us a textThe goal posts have been moved again as we stare down the barrel of another month of isolation. As the government flirts with opening back up we flirt with nothing and nobody cause we are all alone. Isn't isolation considered a punishment in jail? Well where the weak minds break ours have flourished. You can't break what is already broken I guess. With television and video games being our only solid relationships for the foreseeable future we do what anyone would... tear them apart. But can we rebuild them? Do we have the...2020-05-041h 35The Drink TankHighRoadingCovidSend us a textIts been a long month but the light at the end of the tunnel is starting to glow. As the country prepares to open our opinionated bullshit discovers its second wind. When nothing happens to you on a daily basis new topics are hard to find but luckily our green asses can recycle like nobodies business. We finally break down and address the elephant in the room directly and it is not just Jenkins. Dishing out punishment and taking names we unwrap the primal drive of our younger selves and discover nothing new...2020-04-292h 44The Drink TankRacistMuffinSend us a textAAAAAAAND were back. It's been a while but don't worry we are professionals and our exceptional skill of drinking and bull-shitting has not been lost. Travel back to a simpler time when you believed you could fly or breath fire. What happened? Maybe you just stopped practicing or maybe you just don't got it. Magic and imagination are like sports, the harder you work at them the better you are. Regardless of your IQ... Or definition of "sports". Invest your time wisely and grab a drink with us while we navigate our muddled...2020-04-222h 17The Drink TankTinderBonersSend us a textThrowback Thursday and damn do we have an arm. Travel back in time to a safer place when your crush ignored you and the boners had no cause. Hormones rage as we reflect upon who we were and what made us tick. Putting our age on display we rock the stoop and wave our canes at the new age ideals. OH how wrong they are and how right we were. Can we apply our predisposed gender stereotypes to be successful in the app generation? Are we too far gone and disconnected to even...2020-04-161h 55The Drink TankCaninePracticallitySend us a textYou may have had to wait for a few days for this episode to drop but as far as we are concerned no time had passed at all. Well doggone it. I have practically no idea what we talked about so... like... maybe there are references that you won't get... or call backs that you will not get to enjoy fully. I don't know. Just go back and listen to the last one again cause OMG. O. M. G.Ok did you do it? Wasn't worth it was it... yeah maybe...2020-04-091h 55The Drink TankArtisticApocalypseSend us a textThe shackles of monthly limitations have unlocked and left us unburdened for another 12 hours. We may have gone a little overboard creating our first 2 parter due to a note that 3 hours is too long for an episode. To paint the best picture we have not lost a step of stupidity or boldness.The challenges of social distancing become more prevalent and tensions rise leading to the obvious apocalypse banter and boasting. Will you be team goat or team wheat grass? 2020-04-071h 15The Drink TankJuicyNostalgiaSend us a textThere is a time and place for everything but lets be honest that is a complete lie. Jam with us again as we take on the lesser discussed ideas from everyday life. Your friends will be jelly with the insights discovered from our banal analysis from childhood. Raise your mug and chug-a-lug while we for no discernible reason preserve our dumbest ideas on the old WWW. Ideas for a new topic that will actually interest you? https://www.reddit.com/r/Thedrinktank/ let us know!Corona virus.... that is just...2020-03-271h 43The Drink TankPizzaInsuranceSend us a textDeep into quarantine the mind become more permanently pickled. While the drinks may flow, the psyche is too damaged from isolation that the effects are nil. Schools are out and so are our inhibitions. We band together to grasp to some shred of sanity with bubbly discourse on the state of affairs today. Hungry for a slice of normalcy we battle to wits end on today's most prominent issues. 2020-03-212h 16The Drink TankCoronaSocksSend us a textYou can't quarantine stupidity and we don't even try. Shot down at the golf course on the first beautiful day on the season we opt to take out frustrations out on the air waves. Throwing shade at many problems we overcome the impending Apocalypse with alcohol and caffeine. 2020-03-171h 40The Drink TankSelflessishness is the universal incomeSend us a textBeing drunk is not the right time to determine the right way of doing things but P and J plow through that fact and delve deep into bananas and super powers. Can robots over take and replace the human existence? If they can't drink while doing it who cares. Grab a drink and join in on the intoxicating mundane arguments that plague the human condition. Questions comments and concerns can be directed to https://www.reddit.com/r/Thedrinktank/ maybe you can sway the stubborn minds of drunken misconception. 2020-03-122h 54The Drink TankLying Under controlSend us a textAfter a rocky launch in the podcast world P and J are back at it again with a vodka soaked take on the deeper aspects of life. The ever moving goal posts of a topic ebb and flow like the tide of a 3 mooned planet. The vast absence of knowledge is expertly wielded in a battle of hypothetical scenarios with absolutely no conclusions before launching into a new vaguely similar topic. In true fashion the alcohol is behind the wheel of another exciting episode to leave you inebriated with unmet expectations! Enjoy.2020-03-053h 25