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Don’t Tell Mam PodcastEp. 16- Aliens in the Grand Canyon?!After Louis’ historical presentation , Paul takes the stand to deliver a wild theory that challenges what we know about history. He digs into the mystery of the Grand Canyon cave supposedly packed with Egyptian and Asian artifacts, the Hopi legends of the Ant People, and the Mound Builders — a rumored advanced race said to exist long before Native Americans. Were there giants? Did the Smithsonian cover it up? And why do so many cultures share the same flood and “sky people” myths?
2025-07-2154 minDon’t Tell Mam PodcastEp.15 - Field Of Dreams | Don’t Tell Mam PodcastEnveloped by the majesty of Irish nature the boys sit and discuss the world. Todays topics include - why are fruity drinks gay? Streamer culture. Hedonistic behaviour. Hunting. Cosmetic surgeries. Evolution and isolated tribes. The woes of modern society. And a bunch of other shit. Cop a squat
2025-07-121h 02Don’t Tell Mam PodcastProfessor Louis Presents: The Anabaptist Bad Boys | Don’t Tell Mam Podcast ep.14Louis hijacks the podcast this week with a PowerPoint and pure chaos.
He tells Paul the completely mental story of the Anabaptists — a radical religious cult that took over the city of Münster in the 1500s, declared it the New Jerusalem, legalized polygamy, and went toe-to-toe with a prince-bishop in full medieval siege mode.
There’s printing presses, prophecies, public executions, and one guy named Bernhard who really shouldn’t have been put in charge of anything.
2025-06-301h 13Don’t Tell Mam PodcastEp.13- Stimming In The Goon Cave | Don’t Tell Mam PodcastThe boy recap Paul’s recent victory. Hospital visits. Louis’ abusive relationship with his pet tarantula , people who own weird pets, and the modern gooning epidemic
2025-06-211h 04Don’t Tell Mam PodcastEp. 12 - The Sexual RipstartGee whiz. Some serious shit talking in this one.
We trace our family names. Louis tells us more about his deviant habits as a teen. War talk featuring Louis’ uncles on both sides. Annoying customers in work. Uncomfortable bedroom situations. I can’t even remember the rest just listen and subscribe okay thanks bye
2025-06-121h 02Don’t Tell Mam PodcastEp.11 - Crying In The YarisHello Gremlins
We kick it off with a prank call. Louis tells us how he nearly crashed. Someone shit themselves in Paul’s workplace. We talk crap jobs. Getting fired. Pauls checkered past. ADHD. School shit. And causing grievous bodily harm to ourselves while drunk
2025-06-011h 04Don’t Tell Mam PodcastEp.10 - CatInTheHatAclysmOoowee, double digits baby—episode 10!
We’re talkin:
• 9/11 & Bin Laden
• Ancient alien madness
• School discos & being hormone-riddled
• Louis’ criminal origin story
And yes… the Cat in the Hat is playing on mute the entire time
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Don’t Tell Mam PodcastEp.9 - The Usual SnusspectsHoly moly — another one.
We get into Louis having bubble guts, stand-up comedy, maybe doing an open mic, wild police videos, Paul being an NPC magnet, people who are obsessed with politics, lads holidays, and the chaos that comes with girlfriend trips.
2025-05-201h 18Don’t Tell Mam PodcastEp.8 - Van SmellsingFueled by silent Van Helsing in the background, we cover Paul crashing the car, public love-making , getting rinsed at the deli, dodgy young lads, Love on the Spectrum, Down for Love, a few too many drunken scraps, and some deeply questionable age gaps.
2025-05-111h 06Don’t Tell Mam PodcastGay Animals & Spiritual Breakdowns | Don’t Tell Mam Ep.7Paul’s fighting again this Sunday. Louis is back to football. And somehow, we ended up deep into gay animals, spiritual breakdowns, UFC, and blind dogs. Don’t miss this one.
In this episode:
• UFC and fight night talk
• A spiritual meltdown involving ChatGPT
• Animals that might be gay
• School stories
Hit subscribe and let us know if your dog sees ghosts.
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Don’t Tell Mam PodcastEp.6 - Butterjob | Don’t Tell Mam PodcastStarted rough, stayed rough.
We chat about the Pope, lads thinking they’re in Top Boy, deep Irish shame, and Paul absolutely ruins scones forever.
Also, someone’s mam found out. Nightmare
Pray for us. New episodes weekly.
2025-04-271h 01Don’t Tell Mam PodcastEp.5 - Smelly NoiseLouis tells us about his injuries and Paul recaps his fight , which prevented the boys from hitting a hot podcast last week. Other topics on the menu include samurais, shitty horror movies , diddy , farts, and you guessed it- pedos.
2025-04-191h 00Don’t Tell Mam PodcastEp.5 | Smelly NoiseLouis tells us about his injuries and Paul recaps his fight , which prevented the boys from hitting a hot podcast last week. Other topics on the menu include samurais, shitty horror movies , diddy , farts, and you guessed it- pedos.
2025-04-191h 00Don’t Tell Mam PodcastEp.4 - The Occult, Religion , Caffeine AddictionWe go deep on Hollywood , The occult , religion , Paul hating satanic shit , and his crippling caffeine addiction. Enjoy
2025-04-0757 minDon’t Tell Mam PodcastEp.3 - School Of CockWe chat a lot of shit. Childhood. School antics. Embarrassing things that happened to us. I can’t even remember what we talked about. Engineering and editing this podcast has ended me. Just listen so it’s not in vain okay bye love you
2025-04-021h 41Don’t Tell Mam PodcastEp.2 - Beefing King Charles | Don't Tell mam Podcast Louis and I thank you all for the overwhelmingly positive reaction to episode 1. Welcome to the cult. I mean channel. This episode we’re talkin rival podcasts. Teenage cringe. Dwarves. Deep fried mars bars. Get the hell in here. Like , subscribe , show some love. Just don't tell mam.
2025-03-2452 minDon’t Tell Mam PodcastEpisode 1- Wii BowlingEpisode mufuggin 1 of Don’t Tell Mam. We’re talkin crypto. Pants falling down. Pedos. Teenage years. Get in here
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