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Lifetime Sentence142. An Ice Wine Christmas In Tune - Christmas 2021Join us for our 3rd annual Christmas movie extravaganza! This year, Erin watched An Ice Wine Christmas, and she has a lot to say. And Paul watched a Reba McEntire concert, and he has a lot of feelings.
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2021-12-221h 35Lifetime Sentence129. DC Chats and He's Not An Ear of CornThis week, Paul and Erin have a special guest on, Research Assistant Fran! Come hang out with us as we drink too much and tell you three crimes that fascinate us. It's a little different format for us, but we had so much fun!2021-08-182h 11Lifetime Sentence128. The Romeo Killer and Midas DickToday, join Paul and Erin as we down 2 bottles of bubbly and then try to speak coherently! First, join Erin as she tells you the crazy details of The Romeo Killer. Then Paul will try to tell you the details of the real case, as well as explain exactly what expessive seed actually is.2021-08-121h 17Lifetime Sentence127. Simone MFing Biles: That's the TitleThis week we are feeling oddly patriotic as we talk all things Olympics, specifically, Simone MFing Biles. First we talk the Lifetime Movie based on her memoir, then Paul tells us the true story going beyond Rio, through that garbage “doctor” who shall not be named, and straight through Tokyo 2020! Stay tuned for an update at the end! We have nothing but big love for Simone so brush up on your national anthem, dig out your gold medal, and hang with us for awhile!
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We will be back next week with new content. Thank you for your understanding!2021-02-171h 07Lifetime Sentence100. Who Killed JonBenet? And The Conclusive Rating of TheoriesThis week Erin and Paul celebrate their anniversary with all of you! 100 episodes and two years later and we finally figured out how to have a fake argument without crying!
Join us as Erin tells Paul all about the movie, complete with whispered child-prayers and questionable narration. Then Paul tells Erin all about the timeline of events surrounding the JonBenet murder case. Finish out this celebration with Paul and Erin as they discuss and rate the theories surrounding the most likely suspects in this case.
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Stick around to the end for bonus content you won't get anywhere else.2020-12-232h 23Lifetime Sentence98. Lost Holiday and No Business Like Snow BusinessIf you didn’t know, when Erin and Paul aren’t recording their hit podcast, they deal exclusively in snow! Yep! Snowbiles, snowballs, and fresh powder is our game. People who live in the South come by it naturally. Of course, this makes them the perfect hosts to walk us through the harrowing ordeal of being stranded on a mountain, in the snow, with no way out. Erin recaps Lost Holiday, a movie about Suzanne and Jim Shemwell. Then Paul tells us the real story of a couple who overcame the desire to kill each other while stranded on a moun...2020-12-161h 28Lifetime Sentence93. Deadly Assistant and #AllegedlyThis week, Erin watched a movie filed under “True Stories” that is absolutely, unequivocally, not true. Deadly Assistant aims to prove that endorphins don’t make people happy, and yogis can in fact murder each other. Luckily, we look to our Lord & Savior, Reese Witherspoon to set the record straight. Then Paul tells us a couple of stories about truly deadly assistants....#allegedly. Come with us on this ride!
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ADHD, and temper tantrums galore! This week Erin watched ‘Lizzie Borden Took an Ax’ an uncomfortably sexualized version of the Lizzie Borden case. Then Paul tells us the real story. It’s full of murder, intrigue, and Victorian Society levels of propriety.
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2020-08-261h 23Lifetime Sentence83. A Murder to Remember and Forensic Files Teaches Us About LuminolThis week we cover another Ann Rule masterpiece (???). Erin watched A Murder to Remember, a movie about being lost in the woods, and Stockholm Syndrome. The Paul tells us about the real landmark case where the evidence being hidden by the murderer included, a woman’s memory.
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2020-08-121h 34Lifetime Sentence81. Fab Five: The Texas Cheerleader Scandal and the Soapbox SpecialWe're baaaaaaaaack!! This week we went Murder Lite. Erin watched Fab 5: The Texas Cheerleading Scandal a movie with no murder, but LOTS of entitlement. Then Paul tells us the real story and we talk about how this would have never happened in our respective schools.
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2020-08-051h 52Lifetime Sentence80. The Texas Cadet Murders and Shakespearean Carnal KnowledgeThis week we cover a very special fan request!! Erin watched the Texas Cadet Murders, which also goes by several other names. It’s a full on, 90’s, Southern Baptist flashback. Then Paul tells us the real story of the murder of Adrienne Jones and the absolute worst confession letter ever written. Move over Shakespeare, there’s a new tragedy in town!
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Lifetime Sentence66. Restless Virgins and A Condom Beer BongThe dumb teenagers are back so bless us all!! This week, Erin watched Restless Virgins, a movie about...well...restless virgins. We talk about the hierarchy of bougie sports (white baseball caps win all), hideous sweaters, and what rich people do to pass the time. Then Paul tells us the story of Milton Academy and their fall from grace many, many, many times over. Get out your school uniforms and remember to tip your hallway performers. This is a fun one!!
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Lifetime Sentence65: Tiger King: Even Lifetime Couldn't Write This NonsenseToday we talk about the Lifetime movie that should have been! We are talking Netflix’s Tiger King. Hear our dream casting for the inevitable movie, our opinions on this wild cast of characters, and comment on the MANY true crime’s that come to light during this story. Grab your sardine oil, don’t do meth, and pull of a chair because Lifetime couldn’t have written anything better if they tried.
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Lifetime Sentence64. Bond of Silence and a Pandemic of IdiotsThis week Erin watched Bond of Silence, a movie with a bunch of actors people will recognize, but none by name. We talk again about how stupid teenagers are, except this time, it turned deadly. Then Paul tells us the real story of the death of Bob McIntosh, and his amazing wife Katy who may actually be a super hero.
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Lifetime Sentence63. Wisegal and How Donkey Kong Treats a WomanSurprise! It's another mob movie! This week Erin watched Wisegal, a movie about a badass woman in the mob who kicks ass, takes names, and is...not entirely real. Then Paul does a few shallow dives into the lives of some real badass mob ladies who really knew how to play the game.
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Lifetime Sentence62. Prosecuting Casey Anthony and Weaponized AlligatorsWe went long this week but I hope you don’t mind because this week is Casey Anthony, and we have FEELINGS. Rob Lowe is back to prosecute Casey Anthony in the Lifetime Movie, and Nancy Grace is there to scream “TOT MOM” repeatedly. Then we rage for a long, long time about the true facts of this case, Casey, her parents, and that creep Jose Baez.
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Lifetime Sentence61. I Am Elizabeth Smart and A Very Warren Jeffs KidnappingNobody dies this week! Erin watched I Am Elizabeth Smart and we wax poetic about how incredible Elizabeth Smart is. Then Paul tells us the real story of her kidnap, rescue and all of the amazing things she’s done since then.
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Lifetime Sentence60. Drew Peterson: Untouchable and Rob Lowe UnplugsThis week, we question our decisions and wonder why we do this to ourselves again. Join us as Erin talks about Drew Peterson: Untouchable and how Lifetime doesn't understand common idioms. Then listen as Paul tells us the real story. As a bonus, we'll even teach you why you should never trust somebody named Peterson.
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Lifetime Sentence59. Chris Watts: Confessions of a Killer and Beautiful, Fragile MasculinityGather 'round! We have recovered enough to talk about Chris Watts and we have FEELINGS. Erin recaps Chris Watts: Confessions of a Killer, then Paul fills us in on the real, devastating case of this family annihilator. To summarize, Chris Watts sucks, everyone get on board!! Afterward, for a pallet cleanser, consider joining our Patreon! Erin covered a crazy story that Lifetime should absolutely turn into a movie this week.
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Lifetime Sentence58. Neighbor in the Window and A Cat with Six BoobsIt's Oscars night so join us to talk about a Lifetime movie!! This week Erin watched The Neighbor in the Window. This one is peak Lifetime, AND, nobody dies! We talk about the number of red flags needed to say "we probably shouldn't buy this house" and why you should never let your crazy neighbor give your kid a walkie talkie. Then Paul tells us the real story of Kathie/Karen/Jane/Linda/Lisa...who really knows and how even if your neighbor does awesome things like bring you wine, she might also accuse you of trying to kill her...2020-02-121h 45
Lifetime Sentence57: Poisoned Love and Our Patron Saint, Jon HammErin has the flu so come listen to her try to fever dream her way through this one. This week, Erin watched Poisoned Love: The Stacey Castor Story. We talk about anti-freeze vs. anti-free vs. Apple martinis and why if you should always beware if your mom suddenly decides you’re old enough to start drinking. Our Patron Saint Jon Hamm also visits us halfway through the episode to give us his continued blessing. Then Paul tells us the real story of Stacey Castor and the shocking details that Lifetime missed!
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Lifetime Sentence56. Outlaw Prophet and the President's Red SuburbanThis week we bring you one from the archives! Paul and Erin do a switcheroo too! Paul tells us all about the movie Outlaw Prophet, the story of Warren Jeffs, prophet of the FLDS, and President of the United States (according to his followers). Then Erin tells us the true story of this absolute asshole fraud. We once again visit why it's never a good idea to keep a scrapbook (or audiotape) of yourself doing crimes. Drink every time Erin & Paul make gagging noises.
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Lifetime Sentence55. Stolen by My Mother and The Well-Coordinated ChurchThis week is a real downer. Erin watched Stolen By My Mother, a very sad story with no good guys and a ton of victims. We talk about how to spot a kidnapping nurse, well coordinated churches, and a guy named Oskie (for real). Then Paul tells us the real heartbreaking story where nobody has a happy ending (yet!).
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Lifetime Sentence54. Getting Gotti and Willy Wonka's Frat HouseIt’s John Gotti 2.0! Erin watched "Getting Gotti," and unlike "My Father’s Daughter," John Gotti has ZERO redeeming qualities in this one. We talk Mob initiation rituals, how armored trucks work, and the noisiest trial that ever occurred. Then Paul tells us more history of the mob, and the story of Diane Giacolone, the badass who took on John Gotti and didn’t clock him in the face in open court.
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Lifetime Sentence53. Amanda Knox and We're 1 Year Old!It's our anniversary and boy did we save a good one for you! This week Erin watched Amanda Knox: Murder on Trial in Italy. She expresses her deep displeasure with yellow scarves, the monniker "Foxy Knoxy", and the Italian justice system. Then Paul tells us the real story of the murder of Meredith Kercher and subsequent trial, acquittal, trial, acquittal, and finally the actual acquittal of her roommate Amanda Knox. Who needs evidence when you have your imagination??
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Lifetime Sentence52. Menendez Blood Brothers and Lucille's BallsWe’re back on our murder bullshit this week! Start the new year off with a bang...or 15 of them! Erin watched Menendez: Blood Brothers in which Courtney Love plays a ghost. If that doesn’t draw you in, make a doctors appointment because you might be dead. Then Paul tells us the real story of the Menendez brothers who murdered their parents for all of their money...or did they?
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Lifetime Sentence51. A Christmas Gift From UsIt’s a Christmas spectacular!!! No murder this week, instead we talk about a couple of Lifetime Christmas movies! First though, Paul tells us about his pants falling down in his yard. You don’t want to miss that one. Then Erin tells us about Twinkle All The Way, a movie that includes a grown woman named Twinkle, and a same sex married couple. Lifetime killed it with the progress this year! Then Paul tells us the story of Christmas a la Mode, and we walk a fine line between Christmas magic and blatant theft of trade secrets! Make some hot...2019-12-251h 34
Lifetime Sentence50. She Made Them Do It and Friends, but with Orange Jumpsuits2019-12-181h 23
Lifetime Sentence49. Midwest Obsession and the Cow Print ConvertibleThis week’s episode is brought to you by...COWS! Erin watched Midwest Obsession, or Beauty’s Revenge (depending on who you ask) a movie about a beauty queen with a pink car and a knack for murder. Then Paul tells us the true story of the murder of Lisa Cihaski by Lori Esker, reigning Dairy Princess, over the affections of Bill Buss. Yes, there’s a pink car involved in both stories!
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Lifetime Sentence48. New York Prison Break and That's Not How You WaveAnother week, another hot mess! This week, Erin watched New York Prison Break: The Seduction of Joyce Mitchell, starring pod favorite, Penelope Ann Miller as a prison employee who leaves her perfectly normal husband in favor of 2 sadistic murderers she attempts to help escape from prison. Then Paul tells us the real story of Joyce Mitchell and her lovers, Hacksaw and Sweat (we couldn't make this up if we tried!)
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Lifetime Sentence47. Robert Durst and The Inspiration for Dear PrudenceThis week we talk about Erin's favorite case! It's got drag! It's got people stealing from the grocery store while also carrying more cash than we've ever seen! It's even got a little bit of Texas! This week, Erin watched The Lost Wife of Robert Durst, a confusing movie about the disappearance of Kathie Durst and the (ALLEGED) murders committed by her husband Robert. We also learn many, many, many times over who inspired the Beatles song 'Dear Prudence'. Then we dive into the true story of Robert Durst his many millions of dollars, creepy voice, and why you shouldn't...2019-11-271h 57
Lifetime Sentence46. Taken in Broad Daylight and You Don't Have to Take My Word For ItThis week's movie was a bust. You'd think with James Van Der Beek, and Levar Burton Lifetime could have done a better job! Erin watched Taken in Broad Daylight, the story of Anne Sluti who was kidnapped by Dawson Leary and rescued by the host of Reading Rainbow. Then Paul tells us the real story of this horrible kidnapper, and his ridiculous attorney. Then we talk about snow because, why not?!
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Lifetime Sentence45. Beautiful & Twisted and A Lot of Million DollarsBuckle up because it’s going to be a wild ride! This week Erin watched THE BEST MOVIE EVER, Beautiful & Twisted. It has strippers, it has BDSM, it has Batman, it has drugs, it even has 4 actors that Paul has heard of! And not one, but two gruesome murders. Then Paul tells us the story of the murder of Ben Novack Jr. and his mother Bernice by his crazy wife and her bonkers family.
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Lifetime Sentence44. No One Would Tell and Freaky Time TipsIT’S CCB WEEK Y’ALL!! This week Erin watched “No One Would Tell” a movie in which a high school aged Candace Cameron (not yet) Bure is murdered by...Kevin Arnold from the Wonder Years?? It’s a 90’s themed wild ride, so buckle up! Then Paul tells us the real story of Amy Carnevale and the roided out douchebag who murdered her. And that’s not the end because then, his mommy tried to break him out of jail. No kidding.
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Lifetime Sentence43. Murder in the Hamptons and The Girl Child, SchmaschmexaTW: Turn off your Alexa for this one!! This week we celebrate the beginning of It's A Wonderful Lifetime and Countdown to Christmas by covering an incredibly depressing movie/case. Erin watched Murder in the Hamptons and we talk about how gossip really got around before the invention of NextDoor. Erin's Alexa also scares the crap out of her, again. Then Paul tells us the true story of Ted and Generosa, a horrible murder, and the true victims in all of this, the children.
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Lifetime Sentence42. Scared Silent and We All Hate Flowered ShortsThis week, Erin watched Scared Silent, a movie that has all of her least favorite plot points. Terrible police work ✅ multiple sexual assaults ✅ and a dead dog ✅. This movie is set in Minnesota where there is exactly one (1) police officer that can do his job. The rest of them are all terrible. The good news is, our research shows this particular case to not be real (even though it’s listed under “True Story” on the Lifetime app). The bad news is, similar cases have happened and we are going to tell you all about them.
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Lifetime Sentence41. College Admissions Scandal and Aunt Becky's AK-47This week, it's finally here! The story of how Aunt Becky fell from grace! This week, we watched the creatively titled "The College Admissions Scandal" movie. Paul runs down the movie for us this time, and we revel in the shade of it all. Then we talk about the best way to pass Algebra III and why--if you're doing something shady and someone asks you to speak directly into their lapel while talking about it--you're probably being recorded. Then Erin tells us the real story of Operation: Varsity Blues, Rick Singer, and the gigantic mouth he can't seem to close...2019-10-161h 31
Lifetime Sentence40. Abducted: Mary Stauffer and Dammit, Irv!Erin and Paul discuss the abduction of Mary Stauffer.2019-10-091h 42
Lifetime Sentence39. Believe Me and Dear 80s, Invent the InternetErin and Paul discuss the case of Lisa McVey2019-10-021h 16
Lifetime Sentence38. Escaping the NXIVM Cult and Rage Ending a CultErin and Paul discuss all things NXIVM.2019-09-252h 00
Lifetime Sentence37: Patreon Episode - Girl Scout Murders2019-09-1836 min
Lifetime Sentence36. A Sister's Secret and Erin is the Real Victim HereErin and Paul discuss A Sister's Secret, a Lifetime Original Movie.2019-09-111h 16
Lifetime Sentence35. Cry in the Wild and The Dynamic Duo: Two Belts and Zero TactErin and Paul discuss the kidnapping of Peggy Ann Bradnick and the Lifetime Movie Cry in the Wild.2019-09-041h 31
Lifetime Sentence34. Lies My Mother Told Me and The Jeebus Fantasy Court TV LeagueErin and Paul discuss Lies My Mother Told Me, a crazy AF movie about a bizarre AF story.2019-08-281h 22
Lifetime Sentence33: A Date With Darkness and the Accepted Definition of Skinny DippingErin and Paul discuss Andrew Luster and the Lifetime Original Movie, A Date with Darkness.2019-08-211h 35
Lifetime Sentence32. The Watcher and Birds, Bed, Bath, and BeyondErin and Paul discuss The Watcher, a lifetime original movie.2019-08-141h 32
Lifetime Sentence31. Secrets of My Stepdaughter and Gluten-Free ShoesErin and Paul discuss Secrets of My Stepdaughter, a Lifetime Original Movie.2019-08-071h 25
Lifetime Sentence30. Night Stalker and Now Streaming on Ouija BoardsErin and Paul discuss the Night Stalker, a Lifetime Original Movie.2019-07-311h 34
Lifetime Sentence29. Intimate Stranger and Comic Sans ChloroformErin and Paul discuss Intimate Stranger, a Lifetime Original Movie.2019-07-241h 40
Lifetime Sentence28. Baby Snatcher and Zaddy Joe KendaErin and Paul discuss Baby Snatcher, a Lifetime Original Movie2019-07-171h 27
Lifetime Sentence27. Fatal Honeymoon and Coffee & ConspiraciesErin and Paul discuss the Lifetime Original Movie, Fatal Honeymoon.2019-07-101h 51
Lifetime Sentence26. Obsessed and Sexy SAT WordsErin and Paul discuss the Lifetime Original Movie, Obsessed.2019-07-032h 01
Lifetime Sentence25. Abducted: The Jocelyn Shaker Story and Karma's AbsErin and Paul discuss the Lifetime Original Movie, Abducted: The Jocelyn Shaker Story2019-06-261h 34
Lifetime Sentence24. The Murder of Princess Diana and Add More CharlesesErin and Paul discuss The Murder of Princess Diana, a Lifetime Original Movie.2019-06-191h 36
Lifetime Sentence23. A Girl Like Me and You Can't See Our Middle Fingers2019-06-121h 41
Lifetime Sentence22. Casualties of Love and Really Boring PornErin and Paul discuss Casualties of Life: The Long Island Lolita Story2019-06-051h 28
Lifetime Sentence21. Terror in the Woods and Slenderman-By-ProxyErin and Paul discuss the Lifetime Original Movie, Terror in the Woods.2019-05-291h 31
Lifetime Sentence20. Murder in Mexico and Pimp My DavidErin and Paul discuss Murder in Mexico, a Lifetime Original movie.2019-05-221h 17
Lifetime Sentence19. Girl Fight and the Little PingerErin and Paul discuss the Lifetime Original Movie, Girl Fight.2019-05-151h 24
Lifetime Sentence18. Oscar Pistorius: Blade Runner Killer and Douchebaggius AssholiosisErin and Paul discuss the Lifetime Original Movie, Oscar Pistorius: Blade Runner Killer2019-05-081h 41
Lifetime Sentence17. Big Little Lies and This Isn't Lifetime AnymoreErin and Paul's Patreon Preview for Big Little Lies. You won't want to miss this!2019-05-011h 40
Lifetime Sentence16. The Craigslist Killer and the Blatant ErectionErin and Paul discuss the case of The Craigslist Killer and everything they hate about him.2019-04-241h 33
Lifetime Sentence15. The Girl in the Bathtub and Jon Hamm Makes Everything BetterErin and Paul discuss The Girl in the Bathtub and it's a wild ride!2019-04-171h 43
Lifetime Sentence14. Manson's Lost Girls and the Never Ending OrgyErin and Paul discuss the Lifetime Original Movie, Manson's Lost Girls2019-04-101h 35
Lifetime Sentence13. Perfect Sisters and the Secret Glee Club MeetingErin and Paul discuss Perfect Sisters, life insurance, and drinking.2019-04-031h 46
Lifetime Sentence12. We Have Your Husband and the Law According to ErinErin and Paul discuss the Lifetime Original Movie, We Have Your Husband.2019-03-271h 52
Lifetime Sentence11. I Killed My BFF and Mansplaining 101Erin and Paul discuss the Lifetime movie, I Killed My BFF2019-03-202h 03
Lifetime Sentence10. An Officer and a Murderer and the Scrapbook of ShameErin and Paul discuss An Officer and a Murderer2019-03-131h 39
Lifetime Sentence9. Hannah Anderson and the Tree Shoots BackErin and Paul discuss the case of Hannah Anderson.2019-03-062h 03
Lifetime Sentence8. Sinister Minister and the Captain America SpecialThe truth behind Sinister Minister.2019-02-271h 51
Lifetime Sentence7. Talhotblond and True Love's SextThe truth behind the Lifetime Original Movie, Talhotblond.2019-02-201h 55
Lifetime Sentence6. Victoria Gotti: My Father is GrootLifetime Sentence review of Victoria Gotti: My Father's Daughter2019-02-132h 30
Lifetime Sentence5. The Bling Ring and the Worst Scooby-Doo EverThe truth behind The Bling Ring Lifetime Original Movie.2019-02-062h 12
Lifetime Sentence4. Love You To Death or the Tepid-Water TattooThe Truth behind Love You To Death, a Lifetime Movie inspired by the case of Gypsy Rose Blanchard.2019-01-302h 22