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Everyone Gets a TrophyIt's Bacon!Paul & Randy discuss the 49-17 Florida blowout and the larger SEC race before turning their attention to the mercurial Razorbacks, a team capable of upsetting Tennessee and getting blown out by Ole Miss. How do the Horns take them down? Are Paul and Randy concerned ?
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The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095 or MortgagesbyGabe. Then get your financial life in order with advisor...2024-09-111h 04Everyone Gets a TrophyThe Longhorn Draft, Pac 12 Seppuku & Meat SnobberyIn one of the most important podcasts ever recorded, Paul and Randy breakdown the exceptional Longhorn draft weekend, how the different conferences fared and Paul details how the PAC 12 committed administrative seppuku.
Then the boy seeks to understand the Penix and Nix draft picks, recall LSU Gorilla Ball and profuse steroid use fondly and then talk about BBQ etiquette.
The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095 or MortgagesbyGabe. Then get your financial life in order with advisor David McClellan 312-933-8823 with a free...2024-04-301h 22Everyone Gets a TrophyWhat Might Have BeenPaul & Randy break down the Michigan-Washington national title game, their feelings of what might have been had Texas advanced, Michigan's excellent defensive game plan vs. the Husky passing attack, the value of a quality secondary and various musings about Texas in 2024, how Quinn Ewers levels up and Paul's deep desire to have a sponsor race a hippo.
The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095 or MortgagesbyGabe. Then get your financial life in order with advisor David McClellan with a free consult: dmcclellan@forumfinancial.com. Read...2024-01-091h 02Everyone Gets a TrophyPour Some Sugar On MeWashington Preview I. Paul is joined by special guest Scott Gerlach and they unpack the Longhorns-Huskies matchup over a three part series. If you're tired of the surface analysis from low prep talking heads, this is the pod for you. Paul and Scott ask what has changed in the Texas offense, if the Brooks injury opened up the passing game, the toughest aspects of each team to game plan against and much more. If you want to understand this matchup, deep dive in.
The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with...2023-12-2957 minEveryone Gets a TrophyWhy?-omingPaul and Randy tease out what Texas did right, did wrong and can improve going forward after their win against the very game Wyoming Cowboys. What was great about the 31-10 win and what was less than stellar? How should Texas address certain defensive looks and what plagued the offense for three quarters of play? Is Jahdae Barron a human or some sort of demigod panther-man hybrid? Why is the most crucial thing any Texas athlete can do is cover the spread so Paul's son can go to college one day? They also discuss other games, the Big 12 and...2023-09-1856 minEveryone Gets a TrophyCrimson Floors & Cream Ceilings: The 2023 Oklahoma Sooner Schedule BreakdownBy popular demand, Paul and Sooner fan favorite Contrar-Ian Boyd talk about Brent Venables in Year 2 and what the Sooners need to do to right the ship as they sail out of the Big 12. They break down the Sooner schedule game by game. Does the ease of their schedule matter if they're not good? What if they are good? Paul flirts with the Sooner ceiling while Ian spills Crimson blood on the floor. Learn about what the Sooners will do well, their fatal flaws and why a whole generation of Sooner fans can't compute that they can be be...2023-08-301h 16Everyone Gets a TrophyTexas Linebacker Breakdown: Gbenda But Don't BreakBack for more positional breakdowns. Paul and Ian dissect linebacker, a position that combines both strength and uncertainty. Jaylan Ford is The Dude but who will flank him? It's time for David Gbenda to emerge. Freshman Anthony Hill is turning heads. The hype is real. Is he the next Harold Perkins? What about Morice Blackwell's role? Ian and Paul also break down the game of the divisive Jett Bush and ponder the roles of the other freshmen. Learn what Texas should do to maximize this group and get Hill's full impact.
The time is now...2023-08-2157 minEveryone Gets a TrophyRecruiting Is DestinyAfter brief banter about Rocky Mountain National Park and Paul being on the No Fly Fishing List, Paul & Randy talk Texas recruiting and the national landscape. Right now, it's the Big Two and everyone else. Then it's on to a myriad of topics: how attractive is the Northwestern job, what are the best, middle tier and worst gigs in the Big 10, Class of Beef failures, the likely 2023 Longhorn transition to 3 WR vs 2 TE personnel and much, much more.
Have you bought the 2023 Burnt Orange Bible yet? It's the best Longhorn and B12 preview on...2023-07-211h 20Everyone Gets a TrophyTerry TownSnakebitten (and zebra bitten) Texas basketball bows out on the precipice of the Final Four as Rodney Terry earns the big job. Paul & Randy break down the tournament, lament some odd officiating and a couple of bad breaks and talk about what will ultimately determine Rodney Terry's success. That leads to an interesting tangent on over and underachievement. Texas Hoops properly achieved. Texas baseball extends its 15 game winning streak at the expense of the Pooooor Aggies. What's working for the Horns? El Rey De Los Burros also schools Paul on some baseball wisdom, from freezing pitchers to how an...2023-03-291h 35Everyone Gets a TrophyCowboy UpPaul and Randy break some Big 12 games trying to learn about future opponents and then move on to the exciting come from behind win over Iowa State in Austin. They talk about the good and bad on the offense and defense and reflect on some takeaways from the contest. As usual, they explore some tangents, including Randy's pitching strategy against a little person, the anguish of Paul's Mom throwing away his childhood 1983 Longhorn baseball championship autographs and Paul's horror that something as tedious as a baseball game could last 18 innings. You can be sure they talk a little Oklahoma...2022-10-172h 00Everyone Gets a TrophyNext Men Up: Part DeuxPaul and Ian continue their discussion: Guilbeau Baggins at nickel, the decisive aspects of the QB battle, Paul's crackpot theory about where Card may be best vs. Ewers, Keilan Robinson's limitations in 21 personnel, the prospects of starting freshman OL. Ian does an instructive breakdown of the play action passing game, specifically RPOs. Why is it a tactic that you either want to flirt with or commit to fully, but don't want to mess with Mr In Between? And why is it more likely that Texas embraces the concept in light of Neyor's injury to juice the running game and...2022-08-1743 minEveryone Gets a TrophyQB Battles & Joe-ortsPaul & Joe discuss the Longhorn QB battle, beginning with a Maalik Murphy overview, before exploring the pros and cons of Quinn Ewers and Hudson Card. They also try to provide some context for growing pains and learning curves in Longhorn QB history. Paul attempts a MMA/Boxing comp for Hudson Card's struggles in the transitional part of the game, which may be completely off, but if it made any sense, let him know. Finally, they explore the concept of The Gamer - the guy who can't do it in practice, but comes up big in games.
The t...2022-08-0642 minEveryone Gets a TrophyThe Joe Cook Accountability ProjectThat title could only mean that Paul is joined by Powerful Joe Cook of Inside Texas, a recent victim of cruel accountability memes. In this podcast, Paul attempts to make Joe take accountability for anything - anything at all - while discussing khaki jeans, Lord of the Flies summer camps, how Joe should treat any media member foolish enough to sit in his seat, and the season opening press conferences. What should we make of Sark's thoughts and Pete Kwiatowksi's defensive preferences? Who are the best 11 on D? Is Ovie Oghoufo new and improved? Would opera glasses help Joe's...2022-08-0444 minEveryone Gets a TrophyThe Bobfather Part IIPaul Wadlington and Bobby Burton continue their discussion about the team site industry, On3's innovations, why they like Steve Sarkisian as a player and coach, the potential outcomes for the '22 Longhorns football team, the dangers and merits of comps and why Inside Texas is the place to be. How about an offer you can't refuse? Buy the 2022 Thinking Texas Football preview and new subscribers can use the promo code therein to join Inside Texas and On3 for a year with a 50% discount! The math means you get the preview for free and 4 months on Inside Texas gratis...2022-07-2758 minEveryone Gets a TrophyPrecocious PodBasePaul, or just based? You decide. Paul welcomes Precocious Joe Cook from Inside Texas and they talk Paul's ascension to Inside Texas' #1 baseball writer and the staff tension it created, Big 12 Media Days, and the inclusion of Demarvion Overshown and Ovie Oghoufo as the D's player reps. That segues into a convo about Demarvion's best use and Ovie's need to tame his upfield bias. Also, when will Joe finally hold the coaches accountable? Paul tells a brief Nick Saban story that illustrates fan madness and then they segue into realignment. Part II drops tomorrow.
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Everyone Gets a TrophyGoing To The WellsPaul is joined by the king of bEast Texas, Justin Wells. If you like recruiting, trash talking, and Piney Woods sociocultural exploration, this is the pod for you. Justin breaks down the Top 5 must get recruits in the state of Texas for 2023, where Texas stands in that mix, and Chris Gilbert's instrumentality in improving the Longhorn pitch. Does RB Rueben Owens make the list? Find out why or why not. Then Paul questions Justin about the unique athletes and regional pride found in East Texas. What makes East Texas athletes so coveted and what exactly are the boundaries of...2022-06-201h 19Everyone Gets a TrophyBoone's Farm LeaguePaul goes deep (but not out of the yard) with former Longhorn and pro baseball pitcher Randy Boone on playing at Texas, the mental game of baseball, the loaded Longhorn rosters he played on between 2004-2007, the psychological genius and wisdom of Augie Garrido, Paul's playful trash talking of baseball athletes, and Boone's evolution from self-taught small town kid from Yoakum to crafty professional veteran. Randy is a sharp and humble analyst of the game with a lot of insight into sports and an achievement mindset. Why did a young Randy pass on a ride to A&M for...2022-06-081h 13Everyone Gets a TrophyDisching It UpPaul lets Kevin off of his baseball leash and the joy is palpable as he sprints around the park wagging excitedly. The Texas Longhorns devoured Rice over the weekend 36-3, previewing the kind of squad that gets Texas fans titillated. Paul plays set up man as Kevin expertly breaks down the Longhorn baseball roster from top to bottom and explains why all signs point to Omaha for a balance squad of proven veterans and promising newcomers. The guys also talk Texas hoops and a little Super Bowl.
The time is now for your new mortgage or refi w...2022-02-211h 02Everyone Gets a TrophyJive TurkeyKevin and Paul wish everyone a very Happy Thanksgiving! Paul does it podcasting from the bottom of a well - sorry for the audio disturbance. Then they talk turkey on the West Virginia loss and which eligible juniors and seniors they'd like to see return to complement Xavier and Bijan. Then it's on to coordination on both sides of the ball, Sark's offseason challenges, and the need to find a QB. Irritatingly, what do people most misunderstand about S&C and the role of strength in conditioning? Finally, don't miss the power rankings of Thanksgiving foods. It's sure to...2021-11-2352 minEveryone Gets a TrophyDust On The WinWins are getting kind of dusty in Austin for lack of use and not even the 1-8 Jayhawks can offer a shine. Paul recites poignant Kansas lyrics and then Paul and Kevin break down a historic Longhorn upset at the hands of Kansas. How should PK be evaluated? What are the realistic options for Steve Sarkisian if he wants to make a move to bolster this defensive staff? Then the guys talk Longhorn hoops, Houston Baptist scholarship shenanigans, and mystification that anyone thought Bo Davis yelling was a seminal moment in changing the program. Most importantly, Paul wants to...2021-11-151h 00Everyone Gets a TrophyAim High, Ames LowPaul offers tips on cleaning poop covered dogs and the dangers of letting little kids name your pets. Speaking of crappy situations, Kevin and Paul talk Texas-Iowa State. Then it's a potpourri of topics, including: Texas potentially courting Quinn Ewers through the portal, how NIL may calcify self-satisfaction, WR Joshua Moore quitting, great college defenses, and how Texas finishes out its final three games.
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The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with G...2021-11-0258 minEveryone Gets a TrophyIs Strength Ever A Weakness?Paul goes solo on this special supplemental episode to discuss college football S&C, what Torre Becton brings to Texas (spoiler: Paul doesn't know), and many of the fallacies and dichotomies that define the conversation around training for speed, power, strength, and agility. What can we learn from Ben Johnson, Sebastian Coe, and Barry Sanders with respect to the value of strength training? Is being strong ever a weakness? Why is improving force production the best way to improve power and why does rate of force training have inherent diminishing returns? If this topic intrigues you, give it a...2021-08-261h 05Everyone Gets a TrophyCritical FanboysPaul and Kevin talk about balancing being a fanboy with critical analysis of the program. Also, who is the real KD? Hint: he's 6'11". Then they break down the Texas schedule and try to power rank the toughest opponents in order of difficulty. For Paul, the rankings have a lot to do with where the opponents falls on the schedule over actual quality. Kevin offers his evaluation of Paul's rankings and much, much more.
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Then g...2021-08-2457 minEveryone Gets a TrophyThe Sweet Nectar Of FallIt's hitting weather and there's real football to discuss. Paul and Kevin break down the early Fall camp battles at QB, WR, LB, nickel. What can we learn about Sark's QB selection from the Matt Leinart/Matt Cassel QB battle at USC? How will Sark manage experience vs. upside in the early part of the season? Then it's on to the mailbag: How will Paul's football preview adapt to the SEC? Is ESPN incentivized to help Texas and OU get out of the Big 12 contract early? Never let your money get mad.
The time is now for y...2021-08-1147 minEveryone Gets a TrophyBurnt Orange Conquers Day-GloPaul and Kevin discuss the Jake Smith portal entry and then rapid fire every player in the current Longhorn WR room. It's a sobering exercise. At the prompting of Trophy Mailbag, they also heap praise on former Longhorn Ryan Crouser's amazing shot put world record. Then Kevin enthuses - and Paul tolerates - baseball talk as they dissect the disappointing loss to Mississippi State and the strong bounce back triumph over a chippy Tennessee. Find out how Day-Glo orange was put in its proper place and why Texas wants to see Mississippi State again on Thursday.
Look at...2021-06-2359 minEveryone Gets a TrophyTrophy Mailbag & SEC alignmentAfter exploring alternate podcast openings, Alabama talk radio, and discussing the deluge of rain flooding Austin, the Trophy Mailbag provides some good football talk concerning Texas and its conference future. Then Kevin and Paul break down the regional opponents for this weekend. Is Pierce making the right move for his Game 1 starter? Is Fairfield's record a mirage? Whither Arizona State?
Upgrade your financial life with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095. The time is NOW for refinance - get on it and stop putting it off! Welcome realtor Laura Baker to the EGAT family. Learn how this Austin ins...2021-06-0458 minEveryone Gets a TrophyThe Trophy Mailbag: Part IAfter discussing the merits of high school Powder Puff Football, Paul and Kevin answer some excellent listener questions ranging from our all-time best 7 on 7 Texas Longhorn football squad, to the best landing spots for Texas and other Big 12 schools post realignment, and why we bagged on James Franklin as candidate for the Texas job. Finally: which coaches in which sports would merit lifetime contracts?
Upgrade your financial life with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095. The time is NOW for refinance - get on it and stop putting it off! Welcome realtor Laura Baker to the EGAT family. L...2021-05-281h 02Everyone Gets a TrophyRagin Cajuns & Angry HogsPaul is joined by special guest host Trey Elling. Can Trey Wally Pipp a vacationing Kevin Dunn? Better question: does he want to? They tackle the Tim Tebow sideshow in Jacksonville and Urban Meyer's college approach to the NFL before shifting to the Longhorn Mt Rushmore - we know the first three, who is #4? Then it's on to the meat of the podcast: previewing the Texas Longhorn football schedule, with special attention to a dangerous opener against the Ragin' Cajuns and a night game in Fayetteville the week after. Is an 0-2 start within the realm of possibility for...2021-05-191h 04Everyone Gets a TrophyFake AccentsPaul and Kevin discuss the tragic passing of Jake Ehlinger. Then UT baseball's triumph over TCU in Fort Worth, the emergence of Pete Hansen, what to do with Eric Kennedy's bat, and whether David Pierce can coach 3rd base. On to UT football: specifically, who should Sark target in the transfer market, whether to take another QB backup, and why our love of Samoans has been compromised by a USC transfer going to Ohio State. Finally, people faking accents to "relate" and shamefully catching ourselves doing it in our own lives.
Upgrade your financial life with Gabe W...2021-05-121h 02Everyone Gets a TrophyDigging In On The DraftPaul and Kevin discuss real life LARPing and then quickly turn to an assessment of Longhorn landing spots for each of the drafted Longhorns, talk conference talent production and what it means for the future of the Big 12, and then dig in on the drafts for the Cowboys, Texans, Browns, Jets, Raiders, and 49ers.
Upgrade your financial life with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095. He will beat your best rate and take $500 off of closing - just mention EGAT. Welcome realtor Laura Baker to the EGAT family. Learn how this Austin insider can create value for you...2021-05-051h 00Everyone Gets a TrophyAll FootballNo clever titles needed when it's an hour of God's great game injected directly into your veins. Paul and Kevin break down the Spring game in exhaustive detail for most of the hour, and yes, that includes the QB race. What are the strengths and weaknesses of this roster and how can Sark best maximize on both sides? How do we learn from the zero sum game of a scrimmage? Finally, they close out with their takes on the NFL Draft: Cosmi, Ossai, and the NFL's insistence on elevating questionable QBs into the early first round. Is our guy...2021-04-281h 06Everyone Gets a TrophyUT Potpourri on 4/20Kevin & Paul support the cause but question some elements of the 4/20 culture. The two are very high on the UT baseball & volleyball teams as they continue to win. The transfer portal is making it easier to believe Chris Beard will win right away while Sark is searching for the right pieces to succeed in year 1. They whip around the 40 & focus on spring football “nugs.”
Upgrade your financial life with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095. He will beat your best rate and take $500 off of closing - just mention EGAT. Welcome realtor Laura Baker to the EGAT family. Learn...2021-04-2155 minEveryone Gets a TrophyThe Latino BambinoKevin and Paul talk questionable Hollywood casting for sports movies, cast each other cruelly, and then Paul offers Kevin the catnip of 30 minutes of Longhorn baseball talk. If you're not watching this team and the Latino Bambino Ivan Melendez, you're missing out on a hell of a lot of fun and some crushed baseballs. Then a segue to why we love Sir Charles (whose on court greatness is difficult to explain to anyone who didn't see him play) and some Longhorn spring football talk.
Upgrade your financial life with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095. He will beat...2021-04-121h 05Everyone Gets a TrophySpring CleaningKevin proves he's not a movie guy, but it's time to roll the credits on the Shaka Smart era at Texas. Paul and Kevin detail why Texas should spring clean after the debacle against Abilene Christian and six years of utter mediocrity. Then, on to better things: Spring football! The last half of the show gives the 411 on key position battles and coaching challenges. Get your football on!
Upgrade your financial life with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095. He will beat your best rate and take $500 off of closing - just mention EGAT. Welcome realtor Laura Baker t...2021-03-231h 01Everyone Gets a TrophyGonna Shaka The NationPaul and Kevin open with Texas football NFL pro days. Who helped or hurt their draft stock? What criteria will NFL teams use to evaluate players like Ossai, Sterns, and Cosmi? Some draft dynamics could play in their favor. Then they break down the Texas Longhorn basketball team's triumphant Big 12 title tourney win and the keys to a NCAA tourney run. Should Texas be cautious about extending Shaka based on one good year? Why has Texas played better with their 1st round NBA draft pick sitting on the pine?
Welcome realtor Laura Baker to the EGAT family. L...2021-03-171h 05Everyone Gets a TrophyThe Eyes Have It"A lie can travel round the world twice before the truth gets its boots on."
The Eyes of Texas Committee Report has finally released its findings. Paul and Kevin discuss the report's conclusions, the song's fascinating history, and praise chairman Richard Reddick. As expected, various media have too frequently mishandled the issue. Let's restore some balance. Join us for an entertaining and thought provoking discussion.
Welcome realtor Laura Baker to the EGAT family. Learn how this Austin insider can work for you at 512-784-0505. Upgrade your financial life with the Gabe Winslow mortgage team a...2021-03-1058 minEveryone Gets a TrophyArctic SpringPaul and Kevin discuss the Texas freeze, evidence of can-do Texas spirit, and important raccoon facts before talking about the green shoots emerging from the thaw of Longhorn recruiting and Steve Sarkisian's penchant for QB development. They close with a tribute to the legacy of Longhorn and Austin native Jason Reeves. Jason was a great man who will be sorely missed.
Welcome Austin realtor Laura Baker to the EGAT family. Learn how this Austin insider can help you find your dream home at (512)784-0505. Upgrade your financial life with the Gabe Winslow mortgage team at (832)557-1095. He w...2021-03-021h 02Everyone Gets a TrophyThe Top 5 All-Time Longhorn RB’sTexas has a long, proud tradition of great runners and Paul and Kevin find that narrowing it down to only five is a more difficult task to tackle than Earl and Ricky in their prime. Where do the Longhorn greats belong? Who is the most under appreciated? Who do we want carrying the mail when it’s nut cutting time? We let you know so you can let us know.
Upgrade your financial life with the Gabe Winslow mortgage team at (832)557-1095. They will beat your best rate and take $500 off of closing - just mention EGAT. Then...2021-02-2356 minEveryone Gets a Trophy2021 Recruiting Wrap UpAttention recruiting nuts, this is your show. Paul and Kevin wrap up their final thoughts on University of Texas, state of Texas, and Big 12 recruiting in a special recruiting only episode. Get takes on every player in the 2021 Longhorn class, 2021 class strengths and weaknesses, potential upside, and find out which recruits are better than advertised.
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Please subscribe, rate, review on iTunes.2021-02-091h 02Everyone Gets a TrophySupport Rather Than IlluminationTexas looks to flesh out its 2021 Recruiting Class this week at some key infrastructure positions during NSD2, but Sark is already building out his preferred walk on program by inking two Westlake stars from the Chaparrals state championship team. EA Sports College Football is back after a six year hiatus: why does Paul forbid himself from playing video games? Finally, the boys talk Super Bowl. How can the Bucs stop the burgeoning Chiefs dynasty? Can the Bucs pressure Mahomes without losing the track meet? Can native Texan Ronald Jones play a sneaky role in this game outcome? And why a...2021-02-0256 minEveryone Gets a TrophyStoops? Oops!Texas is mining the grad transfer market for an edge rusher - what to make of LSU's Ray Thornton and Notre Dame's Ovie Oghoufo? Then Paul & Kevin dish on how and why Mike Stoops' hire was squashed by Longhorn fan insurrection and discuss the final hire of new LB coach Jeff Choate. How did it really go down? Do Big Money donors really exercise too much power at Texas? Finally, they finish talking a little NFL: Packer coach Matt Lafleur's 4th down decision, the upcoming Super Bowl, and musing on the seeming increase in physical freak "projects" panning out...2021-01-281h 01Everyone Gets a TrophyThe Pole AssassinThe Pole Assassin applies to our newest and favorite affiliated performer in the Longhorn universe (complete with standard issue emotional support monkey), as well as the murderous defensive acumen of new DC hire Pete Kwiatkowski, who most consider a Top 5 college defensive coordinator. How did the Longhorns manage to hire a revered coach that most considered a Husky lifer? Kevin & Paul discuss the hire, the prospect of Touchdown Monkey, and the hope for bright new days ahead. They close with a discussion of Westlake's impressive title run, the merits of Cade Klubnik and Quinn Ewers, and how the Chaparrals...2021-01-2253 minEveryone Gets a TrophyHoneymoon GasTexas fans are in the honeymoon phase of the Sarkisian hire after the new Texas head coach dismembered the Ohio State Buckeyes with a brilliant game plan, which served as an extended 3 hour recruiting infomercial for The Sark Experience, and then he stoked Longhorn fan enthusiasm just hours later with an introductory press conference that hit all of the right notes. What did Paul & Kevin see in Sarkisian's play design and in Sark's presser that bodes well for Longhorn football?
Upgrade your financial life with the Gabe Winslow mortgage team at (832)557-1095. Mention EGAT and he'll take $500 of...2021-01-141h 01Everyone Gets a TrophyGreat Sarkcess!The Texas Longhorns have their man in new head coach Steve Sarkisian. What's he bringing to the 40 Acres? What are the Sark pros and cons? Kevin and Paul discuss new staff hiring, the early indicators of Sarkcess, and a myriad of other questions. There's a lot more to unwrap - stay tuned.
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Please sub...2021-01-081h 01Everyone Gets a TrophyAlamo BoldA fresh faced Texas destroys the Colorado Buffaloes in the Alamo Bowl 55-23 and Texas fans indulge their irritated optimism. Paul and Kevin break down the key players (Bijan Robinson, Casey Thompson, Alfred Collins et al) and the overall game plan while wondering what might have been if the Longhorns had unlocked their full roster earlier in the season. Then they deliberate how to cope with the ambivalence of Oklahoma hatred vs. putting SEC arrogance in check, as Oklahoma crushes the depleted, excuse-laden Florida Gators in the Cotton Bowl.
Upgrade your financial life with the Gabe Winslow...2020-12-311h 12Everyone Gets a TrophyT'was The NightT'was the night before Xmas and the Alamo's calling, can Texas play well in some pre New Years brawling?
On Ossai! On Graham! On Cosmi! On Sterns! Will the Horns defend what their teammates have spurned?
Then Kevin and Paul ponder holiday Austalgia, and Paul runs the stairs for his pre-feast myalgia.
Do we bettors like bets that the playoffs will get? Or shall the Irish piss the bed, they're pants again wet?
Justin Fields reads coverages at Grade Level Two, will Venables trick him and pound victory brew?
We do...2020-12-241h 13Everyone Gets a TrophyParks & WreckHave we entered the post-Urban Apocalypse? Paul & Kevin wonder if Chris Del Conte is actually Chris Traeger from Parks & Rec, CDC sort of affirms Tom Herman's job but actually doesn't so what was the point anyway, and Paul predicts that Texas could lose the Great Portal Wars. Did Tom Herman beg to be a Gamecock and would your woman hide a murder weapon for you? Join us for fun, community, and irresponsible rumormongering.
Upgrade your financial life with the Gabe Winslow mortgage team at (832)557-1095. Mention EGAT and he'll take $500 off of your closing costs. Thanks to ou...2020-12-1659 minEveryone Gets a TrophyUrban DeclinePaul & Kevin display generational toughness while Paul’s early onset senility repeatedly botches names of players and cancers. They break down the powerful win against Kansas State - where has that offense been? - and Paul likens the current Inside Texas roster to the ‘27 Yankees. Then it’s on to the Texas coaching search. Is Tom Herman coming back? With Urban out, is Dan Mullen now the safest coach to court or is he just looking for a raise? Why is Jeff Traylor the People’s Champion? Is Matt Campbell purely a creature of the Midwest? All that and more on a...2020-12-101h 01Everyone Gets a TrophyBlack FridayPaul & Kevin analyze the big moments in the Black Friday loss to Iowa State and what they would have done or would do 50 hours later. More importantly what do the decisions and designs indicate about where Tom Herman is on his bumpy ride in Austin? The two get chippy about the UT pass protection and what has caused that unit to play below their talent. Paul reminds us why he shouldn't be playing shortstop in the ninth inning & how baffling personnel decisions bit the Horns again. Is it over with? Does Tom have any influential backers to vote for...2020-11-301h 09Everyone Gets a TrophyBleeding KansasIt’s Kansas week and man, Kansas weak. Paul brilliantly links the slimmest of threads from the NFL color commentary of former Jayhawk great Aqib Talib to the Bleeding Kansas conflict that eventually led to the assassination of Abraham Lincoln. Kevin is deeply unimpressed with the effort. Then Kevin breaks down Tom Herman’s press conference attempt to squash rumors about his viability as head coach. Paul and Kevin are both unimpressed by Herman’s effort. Join for the fun, frivolity, football and pre-antebellum Civil War history lesson.
Upgrade your financial life with the Gabe Winslow mortgage team at...2020-11-1858 minEveryone Gets a TrophyAmbivalent TriumphKevin & Paul review the upset in Stillwater. The guys bow at the feet of Joseph Ossai & the destructive nature of the defensive line. How much can we take from the win & what habits continue to plague the Horns? They identify the holes in the pass defense & beg for more creativity in the run game. Is this the jumpstart Tom Herman needs to change the perception of the program for fans & recruits? Upgrade your financial life with the Gabe Winslow mortgage team at (832)557-1095. Mention EGAT and he'll take $500 off of your closing costs Thanks to our sponsor fiduciary financial a...2020-11-011h 07Everyone Gets a TrophySmashing BumpkinsPaul & Kevin break down the much needed Texas win over Baylor. Can the Texas offense inside zone and deep ball their way to Big 12 title contention? Uh, no. Then it’s on to the spooky Halloween match-up with Oklahoma State. The Cowboys have the best defense in the Big 12 and they run a defensive philosophy that Tom Herman and his offensive staff haven’t handled well. Can Longhorn coaches scheme their way to an upset win?
Upgrade your financial life with the Gabe Winslow mortgage team at (832)557-1095. Mention EGAT and he'll take $500 off of your closing costs...2020-10-2756 minEveryone Gets a TrophyYou're So Money & You Don't Even Hire Like ItKevin & Paul break down the history of Longhorn coaching hires. For a big time program, Texas has cultivated a lot of small time options. The last 10 times Texas has hired a head football coach (from DX Bible to Tom Herman), 8 of the 10 hires have had four years or less of college football head coaching experience. We try our best to put it all in context. Should Texas try to hire an established veteran program builder or find the next up and comer like DKR?
Upgrade your financial life with the Gabe Winslow mortgage team at (832)557-1095. Mention EGA...2020-10-191h 12Everyone Gets a TrophyIt's The Hope That Kills YouPaul & Kevin break down Texas-OU in depth, ponder Tom Herman's future at Texas, and talk about leadership. What does Cleopatra being Macedonian have to do with the current campus environment, the misuse of history, and our societal inability to handle the truth? Anyone know what Urban Meyer is up to right now? Asking for a friend!
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Upgrade your financial life with the Gabe Winslow mortgage team at (832)557-1095. This week only text or call him with the code words OU Sucks and he will take $1000 of...2020-10-071h 02Everyone Gets a TrophyIt's Touchdown!The 1-0 Podcast and EGAT are collaborating this week to discuss why Texas fans have a Red Raider road rash even after stealing an improbable Texas victory in Lubbock. What needs to get better in the Longhorn program? Then Brad, Joe, and Paul break down the upcoming battle with the TCU Horned Frogs. They also discuss why Tim Brando is the absolute worst, how Patterson recording an offseason country album might herald program decline, and puzzle over the sweaty realism of Gary Patterson's campus statue.
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...2020-09-301h 06Everyone Gets a TrophyRisky BusinessPaul & Kevin talk Big 10 and Pac 12 football returning and the overly aggressive nature of the current contact tracing protocols in college sports. That leads to a larger discussion about our society's increasing inability to properly assess risk, safety first dogma, our incomprehension of mathematical scale, and how that interplays with the nationalization of local news. Then it's on to Texas Tech, where we preview the Red Raiders and wonder whether the Raiders offense can cash the checks their defense writes. How does Texas match up?
The 8th annual Thinking Texas Football preview should be in your hands ri...2020-09-2256 minEveryone Gets a TrophyAlways Bet On BlackSan Francisco has Martian skies, Austin has torrential downpours, and Tarik Black is starting at X over Brennan Eagles. Meanwhile several states have high school and professional teams playing football while their colleges are not. What explains this phenomenon? Paul and Kevin break down what we can learn from the UTEP-SFA game and then discuss Longhorn charts o' depth in depth. UDFA Malcolm Roach made the Saints 53 man. Todd Orlando owes Roach a few hundred thousand dollars. Finally, it's important to know that football is hard and difficult while baseball is grab-assy, and a good sized mountain lion could e...2020-09-091h 01Everyone Gets a TrophyForde Yard BashChris Ash has a media availability. How's the D looking? We break down Sam Ehlinger's career at Texas and observe that he has gotten better every year. Can he still level up? Is his return in 2021 an actual possibility? Pat Forde and many in the national sports media continue to push the "playing football is irresponsible" narrative while having the audacity to make sympathetic noises when non-revenue sports are cut as a direct result of not playing it. We offer a hearty bag of F off to Forde and his ilk. Hard Knocks is following the LA teams and...2020-08-2657 minEveryone Gets a TrophyTake Your Ball & Go HomeThe Big 10 and Pac 12's transparent campaign to control the narrative and force the other conferences to quit on the 2020 football season is thwarted. Are the athletes safer playing football with accountability, testing, and supervision or left to their own devices? We think we know the answer to that. Then we break down Big 12 Schedule 2.0 for Longhorn Football. Did Paul & Kevin have a hand in creating it? Because it sure sets up beautifully for the Longhorns. Finally, who is turning heads in early Longhorn practices?
The 8th annual Thinking Texas Football preview has new life. Read it a...2020-08-1258 minEveryone Gets a TrophyShark Attacks & Orangutan StrengthKevin and Paul discuss the fun reactions to the Top 5 All-Time QBs podcast and the fan push for Peter Gardere as an all-time Longhorn great. Then it's on to discussing the move to mandatory workouts and the Longhorn depth chart and personnel groupings, evaluating Phil Steele's Longhorn position rankings, shark attack likelihood, orangutan strength, and monkey unemployment.
Please subscribe, rate and review wherever you listen, but iTunes is the most helpful! The 8th annual Thinking Texas Football preview has arrived! Go grab it and get the skinny on the state of the Longhorn program. Then upgrade your f...2020-07-281h 00Everyone Gets a TrophyGoing GaskampingPaul & Kevin talk UT football roster weights and what they mean for each player. Who is up and who is down? And what weighs more: Number 1 or Number 2? Then they talk Gaskamp Award, arguably the most prestigious and important award in existence. Who are the most likely senior candidates and why? Who are the fabled Gaskamp winners of yore? Finally, some much needed Austalgia including: Magic Time Machine, Playland Skating rink, Celebration Station IDs in velcro wallets, the liquor stores that sold underage, Lone Star Cafe chicken fried steak, and the magic of Holiday House and its emu and...2020-07-2457 minEveryone Gets a TrophyThe Top 5 All-Time Texas QBsPaul is in Austin in studio and Kevin assigned everyone homework: make a list of the five best quarterbacks in Texas football history. Kevin and Paul try to tease out quarterbacking greatness by era, talent, and offensive system. An impossible task you say? We tackle it just the same. We also reveal Major Applewhite's less than impressive Longhorn record that most Longhorn fans don't know about.
Please subscribe, rate and review wherever you listen. The 8th annual Thinking Texas Football preview has arrived! Go grab it and get the deepst dive possible on the state of the L...2020-07-1549 minEveryone Gets a TrophyThe Ultimate Texas & Big 12 Football Preview is herePaul & Kevin talk country lane courtesy waves, proper honking, grocery store parking, and shopping cart returns as a marker for basic human decency. Then Kevin congratulates Paul on giving birth to his 53,000 word baby - the 2020 Longhorn Football Prospectus: Thinking Texas Football. They talk about what's in the preview, the philosophy behind writing something deeper than the typical preseason fare, and the the blocking and tackling of indy book publishing. Grab a copy for the best and most comprehensive analysis of the Longhorns, the state of the program, a thorough breakdown of opponents, recruiting, and the entire Big 12. Then go...2020-07-081h 00Everyone Gets a TrophyA Cook Leaves The KitchenToppling statues of US Grant, abolitionists and Stevie Ray Vaughan seems constructive and educated, but remember, strippers can be any gender! Why is it important for positive athlete movements to separate from more radical elements? Then, we talk college football's elite signal callers. Who is overrated, underrated and properly rated? Then it's on to the Longhorns weakest non-conference opponents: UTEP is terrible and Charlie Strong burned it all down at South Florida. Paul explains how and why. Finally, Longhorn defensive back Anthony Cook is done with the program. What does it mean to the 2020 Longhorn defense?
Please subscrib...2020-06-2359 minEveryone Gets a TrophySay Goodbye To The Eyes?Paul and KevIn break down the student-athlete activism at both Oklahoma State and Texas. Should Mike Gundy‘s job security be threatened by an inflammatory t-shirt? Should Texas get rid of the Eyes of Texas, after learning more of its debut at a minstrel show over a century ago? Or has the song , despite its associative origins, actually been a powerful unifying force for people of all stripes? Kevin is enjoying Paul’s misery writing the 8th annual Thinking Texas Football preview, but at least it gives us an interesting basis for discussing the Longhorn offensive line and the quiet pr...2020-06-1755 minEveryone Gets a TrophyCollege Football Is Coming BackWe missed your face college football. So college football is going to happen. When and how? What are the political dynamics between state and local politicians and the Longhorn sports machine? Then we talk about the Lance Armstrong documentary, Kevin's own parallel battle with testicular cancer as a young man, and how to assess the grey areas of Lance's legacy. Kevin drops some real wisdom when discussing the metaphor of "beating" cancer. Paul also offers the less uplifting and embarrassing circumstances of being a grown man forced to visit his childhood pediatrician for an antibiotic. Finally, Inside Texas writer (and 1-0 P...2020-05-2754 minEveryone Gets a Trophy"Mixed Martial Arts for Dummies" - The 1-0 Podcast feat. Paul Wadlington of EGATThis week's ep. of The 1-0 Podcast focuses solely on the UFC and the rise in popularity of mixed martial arts during the COVID-19 pandemic. To help us casuals (Joe & BK) understand the sport a little more, we reach out to Paul Wadlington of the Everyone Gets a Trophy podcast to provide some knowledge and history about MMA fighting and the UFC. We hope you enjoy!
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Special thanks to our sponsors, Audio Visual Consultations and Altstadt Brewery.2020-05-2046 minEveryone Gets a TrophyMJ Got JaundiceThe duo wrap up their final thoughts on the Last Dance documentary. MJ might be the ultimate winner, but the price of victory is jaundice. Yellow eyes, man. Jordan's baseball attempt was often ridiculed, but is that fair? How hard is it to hit a AA pitcher? Really freaking hard. Paul optimistically contends that he might be able to bat .010 with several months of practice. Finally, it's a strong close with a breakdown of Longhorn football S&C practices under Yancy McKnight. Could we see the players working out as early as June 1? Don't loaf on this episode of EGAT. 2020-05-201h 01Everyone Gets a TrophyBlack Market Haircuts & Sneaky Chin-upsA potpourri episode, as fragrant and refreshing as our takes. Featuring discussion of quarantine black market haircuts, small acts of rebellion, the awesomeness of UFC 249 and the advantages of a silent arena, Korean baseball, the thirst for more Last Dance Jordan content, why the Dallas Cowboys continue to own the offseason, and what boxing legends Paul (in his own mind) and Floyd Mayweather Jr. have in common.
Please subscribe, rate and review on iTunes. Then upgrade your financial life with our sponsors: financial advisor David McClellan (312)933-8823 at Forum Financial (free consult to any listener; find out your...2020-05-1459 minEveryone Gets a TrophyPhilly Egg SpecialPaul & Kevin are feeling drafty and play Monday morning quarterback on NFL draft picks. Which Longhorn draftees are well-positioned to succeed early in the league? Which NFL teams nailed it and which ones mailed it? The guys go NFL heavy & all in on the best draft in sports.
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EGAT is proud...2020-04-2256 minEveryone Gets a TrophyO'Brien's Glaucoma Herb PrescriptionPaul & Kevin go A-W in NFL free agency. How idiotic was the Hopkins trade and what other troubling signs are leaking out of Houston? Paul dotes on a Hurricane who should only strengthen an already stout defense. The 49ers and Colts illustrate how a mutually beneficial trade works. Was Amari or Byron Jones the right guy to keep? The Colts may have sniffed an easy division and gone after it while the Eagles matched Cooper with a familiar corner. Is the GOAT tanking for Trevor? And of course, self hatred from both for enjoying a couple of silver linings...2020-03-241h 14Everyone Gets a Trophy$17 Bud Lights & ShakiraPaul and Kevin break down a good Super Bowl, debate whether Niners head coach Kyle Shanahan mismanaged the clock or simply operated with a realistic understanding of his QB's abilities, and praise Patrick Mahomes, J-Lo and Shakira. Also, a brief foray into Mark Dantonio's retirement and Michigan State as we ponder where the Spartan job rests in the college football hierarchy. Finally, we hope you pardners will join us as we discuss annoying announcer tropes (insert your full name).
Call Mortgage Solutions: 832-557-10952020-02-051h 05Everyone Gets a TrophyEli Eli NoPaul & KD remember Kobe, remind everyone not to get mad when an airline cancels your flight for bad weather, debate the different types of sport speed, and then discuss the Senior Bowl and various draft prospects. Kevin briefly experiences a fugue state while trying to comment on the Pro Bowl, but he snaps out of it with the help of bad coffee and Eli Manning. Manning retired and he's going to make the Hall of Fame, isn't he? Vigorous opposition ensues to this very bad media driven idea. Finally, the guys talk Super Bowl and how we can't get a gr...2020-01-291h 13Everyone Gets a TrophyTiger BaitPaul & Kevin review the National Championship game and the historic season that LSU put together. The ideal Super Bowl is obvious to them as they dig around the NFL playoffs. They weigh in on the new UT football assistants before Paul allows Kevin to talk cheating in baseball. 2020-01-151h 15Everyone Gets a TrophyHold That TigerPaul & Kevin break down the CFP matchups and why this LSU team could go down in the history books with a win over Clemson.2020-01-0739 minEveryone Gets a TrophyMaking Utah Our WivesKevin & Paul celebrate 2020 recapping the surprising UT win over Utah. How has NYC changed since Eddie Murphy was living there and how will the new UT coaches handle the returning talent? Happy New Year. 2020-01-0248 minEveryone Gets a Trophy"Garrote Garrett" - Everyone Gets a TrophyKevin & Paul break down the origins of Hanukkah, discuss the Texas OC search and briefly offer their disaffection with Shaka's basketball program. Plus, the guys debate Dallas Cowboys coaching candidates and discuss the time-consuming greatness of fantasy sports.
Please like, share, subscribe, and rate 5 stars! 2019-12-231h 00Everyone Gets a TrophyWHEN A-OK IS NOT OKPaul & Kevin discuss the Texas football recruiting class and what stands out about the group. They break down the positives and negatives of new DC Chris Ash and then ponder the right choice for the other side of the ball. Paul then gives the OK to the A-OK. 2019-12-191h 01Everyone Gets a TrophyAtomic AggiesPaul flies solo and breaks down the UT coaching hire, the College football playoff, the biggest and best rivalry there is (Army-Navy), and offers an end of episode Aggie Easter Egg. 2019-12-1432 minEveryone Gets a TrophySpread your wings TomPaul & Kevin discuss the UT coaching search and have one trait that the new coaches must have in spades. They weave their way through technical difficulties and static electricity to talk Harrell & Ash. 2019-12-0633 minEveryone Gets a TrophyWe're Back Baby!Paul & Kevin break down the Texas Tech win and discuss what successful coaching changes should look like. 2019-11-3045 minEveryone Gets a TrophyCoaching Baby BibKevin & Paul with special guest Joe Cook break down post Baylor despair & wonder how a man who wears a coaching baby bib can so thoroughly outcoach Texas. Then we fire everyone on the Texas staff. In other news, our sponsor is temporarily insane with grief and offering a 65% discount on closing costs in honor of our 6-5 record. Jump on it, Horn fans. 2019-11-271h 23Everyone Gets a Trophy"When you Turtle, it ends with Assalley" - Everyone Gets a TrophyKevin & Paul take a long look at the Iowa State loss & what the Horns did wrong. They then widen the scope & examine where UT is as a program. The guys briefly scout Baylor before moving up I-35 to Dallas. Kevin observes the similarities between the Cowboys & Longhorns while Paul is too busy crushing on Luka. They finish off the episode by comparing LSU & Ohio State. 2019-11-201h 11Everyone Gets a Trophy"Guys Named Todd" - Everyone Gets a TrophyDid Todd O discover a base defense against Kansas State? Paul & Kevin discuss. Then, Paul discovers that Kevin has never seen Highlander, On The Waterfront or The Warriors. Threats and violent anger ensue. Finally, does Texas have a Purdy good chance to win in Ames?
Thanks to our sponsors. Please, like, share, rate and subscribe!2019-11-121h 05Everyone Gets a Trophy"Body Surfing" - Everyone Gets a TrophyKevin & Paul break down the right way to do the Baja and try to understand a Texas Longhorn team they can't quite put their finger on. Then, the guys talk LSU/Bama and the great NFL defenses of the 1980s.2019-11-081h 02Everyone Gets a Trophy"Astro World" - Everyone Gets a TrophyKevin is allowed to talk baseball as a special concession to Astros fans and the upcoming World Series. Plu, the guys talk the continued domination of the New England Patriots (against awful QBs) and Paul takes a very reluctant victory lap on the Texas Longhorn defense.
Ep. 8 of the Everyone Gets a Trophy podcast with Paul Wadlington & Kevin Dunn is sponsored by Mortgage Solutions. Call them at 832-557-10952019-10-221h 06Everyone Gets a Trophy"Witness Protection" - Everyone Gets a TrophyThe guys open this week's episode marveling at a Kenyan marathoner breaking the 2-hour barrier. Then, the Paul & Kevin dissect OU breaking the Texas coaching staff in the Red River Shootout. Finally, is Hasan Defense a KU defensive back or an Egyptian military strategy?
Support our sponsors. Call Gabe at 832-557-1095 at Mortgage Solutions. Mention EGAT for $500 in your pocket on your appraisal costs and a killer rate. 2019-10-161h 05Everyone Gets a Trophy"We Hate yOU" - Everyone Gets a TrophyPaul & Kevin go fanboy on Kyle Shanahan before recapping who & what stood out from Texas's win over West Virginia. Paul explains why his confidence in Todd Orlando continues to diminish as the two discuss how UT should defend OU's dynamic offense. Plus, the guys take a closer look at matchups & come full circle by paying homage to another Texas Ex. Oh yeah, and OU sucks.2019-10-1053 minEveryone Gets a Trophy"Couch Burning & Moonshine Churning" - The 1-0 PodcastWith no Longhorn game to recap, this week's ep. begins with Joe & BK giving some of their takeaways from Week 5 of the college football season. The guys then provide an in-depth preview of what to expect when Texas takes on West Virginia in Morgantown. Is this game becoming a rivalry? Can Joe burn a couch on his flight to the game? Will he try some WVU moonshine? Finally, the guys talk some MLB postseason and answer some listener questions.
Please like, rate, share and subscribe to our podcast and the "Everyone Gets a Trophy" podcast with Paul W...2019-10-0258 minEveryone Gets a Trophy"Paint Like Mozart" - Everyone Gets a TrophyPaul & Kevin preview Texas-West Virginia and discuss Vegas' inability to properly peg Tom Herman's Texas teams. Then, they tackle California's new bill that allows athletes to gain compensation for their image and likeness. Hypocrisy abounds. Finally, what if Pat Mahomes had been drafted by a crappy coach? We should all strive to paint like Mozart because any good painting sells for a million dollars. 2019-10-021h 00Everyone Gets a Trophy"Mascot Fight" - Everyone Gets a TrophyKevin & Paul break down the results of a hypothetical Big 12 mascot battle royale, recap Texas-Oklahoma State and all of the injuries that the Longhorns are dealing with and talk about the horrific bottom half of the SEC. Plus, what's up with Jim Harbaugh? Did he lose his culture trying to change his system? 2019-09-241h 04Everyone Gets a Trophy"The Mullet Man & The Three Triplets" - The 1-0 PodcastIn this week's episode, Joe & BK give their takeaways on the Longhorns' 48-13 victory over Rice, preview this weekend's conference opener against Oklahoma State and take a trip down memory lane to recap what went wrong for Texas in the last four games against OSU. Plus, BK pays his respects to the Longhorn who made him some money last Saturday and the guys tell some stories from their times at the nearly-extinct Globe Life Park in Arlington.
Please like, share & subscribe to this podcast and the "Everyone Gets a Trophy" podcast with Paul Wadlington and Kevin Dunn. S...2019-09-191h 04Everyone Gets a Trophy"Lion Moms" - Everyone Gets a TrophyPaul and Kevin break down the Texas-Rice game, preview Oklahoma State and debate that Sam Ehlinger's junior year draft status may not be so easy to predict. Also, remember ref Walt Anderson? He's back! And finally, Notre Dame is a 14-point underdog at UGA. The Irish haven't been this disrespected since Henry VIII. 2019-09-191h 00Everyone Gets a Trophy"Orlando Blues" - Everyone Gets a TrophyPaul and Kevin jump into Texas-LSU right away and wonder why the defense was the only component that didn’t rise to the occasion. Then, it’s on to the NFL with the Texans and Cowboys. One franchise discovered schemes, the other is selling out for today. Finally, the Antonio Brown saga ends in....Boston. The Patriots are going to win the Super Bowl again, aren’t they?2019-09-1147 minEveryone Gets a Trophy"Fat Ex-Girlfriend" - Everyone Gets a TrophyIn "Fat Ex-Girlfriend," Paul & Kevin discuss what the name of this podcast should be, tell you who stood out in the Texas Longhorns' victory over Louisiana Tech, recap college football action from Week 1 in the Big 12, talk "what a neat deal" and preview the Texas-LSU game coming up this weekend.
0:00 - Podcast Name Discussion
10:09 - Texas - La Tech Recap
17:32 - Around the Big 12
27:35 - "What a Neat Deal" - Mack Brown & Charlie Strong Talk
33:50 - Texas-LSU Preview
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