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content not supportedCNS - E72 - Angiograms and Noah KahanIt's been a while because that is how summer is.
Listen in while Paul reviews getting an angiogram. We also saw Noah Kahan and another concert. And we close things out with lost luggage.
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Also, Paul spills a beer and can't stop recording because the mouse got flooded so you get to hear all of that chaos since I'm too lazy to edit very much.
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Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/contentnotsupported/support2024-04-0540 mincontent not supportedCNS - E66 - Superbowl RecapPaul explains pancakes before getting into more serious topics like the Superbowl and the theatrical release of Wicked. Have you started making plans for the solar eclipse. We've got plans and our neighbors will probably call the cops because of them.
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Cowabunga, see you on the flip side.
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Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/contentnotsupported/support2024-02-0931 mincontent not supportedCNS - Episode Sixty Five - Squirting on TikTokWelcome to all our new listeners! You know who you are.
I brought a couple of TikToks to the show include squirting, the alphabet and Clydia.
Lori brought annoying phrases and Elmo.
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Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/contentnotsupported/support2024-02-0241 mincontent not supportedEpisode Sixty - Garage Sale UnderwearWelcome to 2024 and another less than viral episode of Content Not Supported.
We got a few lists about Cleveland - Top 23 Stories, Top 30 Things Not to Do, Top Ten Books at the Local Library (for real). And then voice mail. Lori is still asking about mushrooms and I want to know if you'll wear my bathing suit.
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Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/contentnotsupported/support2024-01-0536 mincontent not supportedCNS - Episode Fifty Nine - Cat Vomit and Gas PumpsLet me tell you a story about a vomiting cat and driving away with the gas pump handle still in the car.
Also, predictions for 2024 and the top searches for Google in 2023.
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Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/contentnotsupported/support2023-12-1529 mincontent not supportedCNS - Episode Fifty Seven - Explaining Our AbsenceWe are back after about three weeks away. Some of it good stuff, some of it not so good stuff, but we talk about it all. It's also the start of "Wrap Up Season" when all the Best of 2023 lists come out. On this episode we review the Top 10 Most Photographed People and I think I guessed more of them correctly than Lori.
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Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/contentnotsupported/support2023-11-3026 mincontent not supportedCNS - Episode Fifty Five - We Return and so does Taylor SwiftWhile we do talk a for a moment about Taylor Swift and Jason Kelce, I only included it in the title for the algorithm.
This week we got -
Fame, Fortune and Will Smith
Lori asks other people about mushrooms
Forgotten voice memo about Charlie Brown Land
So tune in!
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Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/contentnotsupported/support2023-10-1329 mincontent not supportedCNS - Episode Fifty Four - Dangerous WeddingsWhat do you get when you mix dangerous weddings, biting dogs and update on Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce? You get this podcast. All that plus bonus time because Paul and Lori got backstage passes to a concert at the House of Blues
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Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/contentnotsupported/support2023-10-0642 mincontent not supportedCNS - Episode Fifty - Return from Summer VacationIt's been a while, but we are back with a new episode.
This time around we talk about how are time away from the show went. From there we get into some news. Lori brought her own list so we took turns picking topics -
2 beers a week, Taylor Swift Overexposure, US Open of Weed, Something else, something else, Donald Trump, Miley Cyrus
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Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/contentnotsupported/support2023-09-0137 mincontent not supportedCNS - Episode Forty Seven - BMV Photos and 3 hr ConcertsThe usual unrelated conversations topics that include a 4th of July re-cap, Kim K getting her driver's license photo and Paul McCartney longing for the by-gone days of 30 minute rock concerts.
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Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/contentnotsupported/support2023-07-0621 mincontent not supportedCNS - Episode Forty Six - Forest Fires and AntsBack to back weeks for a new show! Woot woot! No sound board this week because we lost the plug adaptor for the sound board laptop but Lori steps up and makes all the required noises. I call out a name to see if they listen. We talk about Canadian forest fires. We talk about July being the Saturday of the Summer season weekend. We talk about ants.
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Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/contentnotsupported/support2023-06-3027 mincontent not supportedCNS - Episode Forty Five - We Went to a Taylor Swift ConcertMiss us? Probably not, but we came back anyway. Paul has some business travel that kept us from the show and then there was this concert by a person named Taylor Swift that we went to and kept us from our regular schedule. Other than that, by the time we started this podcast we couldn't make submarine jokes anymore. A bit of cage fights between Telsa and Facebook. Some politics. Wrapped things up with stuff Boomers still have in their houses.
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Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/contentnotsupported/support2023-06-2328 mincontent not supportedCNS - Episode Forty - Demons, Death, Taxes and the Ice AgeThis week we start out with a couple of political clips that ARE NOT SATIRE before moving onto more important things like what happens if you die on a cruise. Of course, if you don't die on a cruise the other option is getting knocked up so we also take a look at the Top 10 Baby Names for 2023 around the country. Then there is something about Tucker Carlson, Joe Biden and the slit in between that mattresses on our Sleep Number bed.
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Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/contentnotsupported/support2023-04-2835 mincontent not supportedCNS - Episode Thirty Five - Live Casting the Alex Murder...Murdaugh VerdictCompletely unplanned but we started this episode with Lori getting me up to date on what has been happening the Alex Murdaugh trial and just before we ended the jury came back and found him....dun-dun-DUN....
Talked a bit of East Palenstine trainwreck and Broadway too.
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Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/contentnotsupported/support2023-03-0326 mincontent not supportedCNS - Episode Thirty Four - Train Wrecks and Dentist PsychosDid anybody miss us last week?
Started catching up on a few of the things that happened since the last episode. Valentine's Day, the Super Bowl, going to the Cavs play basketball. From there we talk about the horrible train derailment that happened in south eastern Ohio. Not far from us, but far enough that we don't have to be overly concerned about the immediate danger that took place. From there we dig into some voice memos that Paul had on his phone. Throuples with mask wearers, understanding musicals and whether anybody keeps their eyes open during a den...2023-02-1726 mincontent not supportedCNS - Episode Thirty - This Podcast Contains Confidential Documents and Harry's PenisKick this episode talking about how President Biden's team keeps finding confidential documents they didn't know they had. I couldn't even take a book out of the library without ID and I had to pay a fine when I brought it back a day late.
Prince Harry tells us about his penis in a clip from his new audiobook.
Next up is Lori's Murder Fetish and a bit of a discussion about Ana Walshe and that situation.
From there it's onto sayings and phrases Lori doesn't like. I do a bit of analysis on t...2023-01-1328 mincontent not supportedCNS - Episode Twenty Nine - Talking Christmas, NYE, Kevin McCarthy and bad injuriesWelcome to 2023, y'all!
This episode kicks off with a bit of a holiday recap and ends sometime around Paul losing his wallet. From their we jump into US Politics! Paul talks about the Republican party and his obsession with the Speaker of the House vote. Breaking News! At the time of this post, vote 11 was just about to begin! Then we discuss a bit of what happened to Jeremy Renner and Damar Hamlin before wrappings up with Rolling Stone's Top 200 Singers list.
If all goes well, we will be back again next week and they might...2023-01-0629 mincontent not supportedCNS - Episode Twenty Seven - I want a Fusion Reactor for Christmas and Holiday This or That GameA bit of another Christmas show this week before jumping into sciency things with a discussion on fusion reactors and boiling water. We also take a look at Google's Top 10 Lists for search terms (no porn) and then play a Holiday Themed This or That Game. The show wraps up with a few voice memos from Paul on Joe Biden's sex life and movie quote tattoos.
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Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/contentnotsupported/support2022-12-1532 mincontent not supportedCNS - Episode Twenty Five - Ticketmaster and Boring Christmas GiftsFired off a fresh episode tonight. On topic this week - Taylor Swift and Ticketmaster, Korean Penis Facials for $650, Hot Christmas gifts and voice notes.
Check it out. We won't be back for two weeks since Thanksgiving is next week and we'll be busy spending time with family and friends.
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Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/contentnotsupported/support2022-11-1732 mincontent not supportedCNS - Episode Twenty Four - Consult a Physician for Elections Lasting Greater than 4 hoursYes, it was Election Day and some of the results are in. Kind of hard to ignore so we talk about it for a bit. From there its on to Aunt Taylor Swift, discussing Aaron Carter's death and what we aren't watching on TV because we aren't watching TV.
We'll be back one more time before Thanksgiving so see you next week!
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Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/contentnotsupported/support2022-11-1026 mincontent not supportedCNS - Episode Twenty Three - Trick and Treat for TwitterDidn't have a lot planned for this episode so we recap our Halloween and start looking forward to Thanksgiving and Christmas. Along the way we discuss Elon Musk, Twitter and accepting your LGBTQ+ kids.
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Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/contentnotsupported/support2022-11-0430 mincontent not supportedCNS - Episode Twenty Two - Las Vegas Swan Lake Drag ShowBack after another week away because Paul was in Las Vegas.
Chat about quite a few things on this one. The ballet, floor edibles, raking leaves, and what age is your peak age for various things in life. That all gets followed up with Halloween. Finally, Paul has few voice notes on how to make Swan Lake better, would street lights have helped the Three Wise Men and picking up married women in Vegas.
See ya nextweek!
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Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/contentnotsupported/support2022-10-2736 mincontent not supportedCNS - Episode Twenty One - Cats and RetirementWe are back after a couple unexpected weeks away. Sometimes life just happens.
So the topics include retirement planning, our new cat, AI and the Kardashians and Paul's voice memos that may be offensive to Jehovah's Witnesses.
There you go. Back in two week or so with another episode if all goes according to plan.
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Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/contentnotsupported/support2022-10-1328 mincontent not supportedCNS - Episode Twenty - What Happened in VegasWe recap our week away in Vegas. That means gambling, eating, drinking and getting hitched. Maybe eating some "candy" too. That gets followed up deciding if the Queen was actually in the casket that got paraded all over London. Speaking of the Queen, she might have passed away just before having an affair with Adam Levine.
And finally, politics. Frequent flyer miles for migrants, de-classifying documents and a test.
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Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/contentnotsupported/support2022-09-2335 mincontent not supportedCNS - Episode Nineteen - God Couldn't Save the QueenSo the day we recorded this the Queen of England passed away and that becomes the first 15 or so minutes of this episode. From there is a short hit on our current favorite topic- thruples - before moving on the Vegas vacation and animal bonding.
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Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/contentnotsupported/support2022-09-0927 mincontent not supportedCNS - Episode Eighteen - Polyps, Throuples and TradeshowsSo we are definitely back in the groove this week. Pretty casual conversation this entire episode. Paul goes over getting a colonoscopy and then Lori plays a game of over/under with the number of polyps that were found in his colon. From there we get into how to pronounce THROUPLE/THRUPPLE/THROPPLE, how gets to pick, and are the standards different when picking a partner for a throuple versus a one on one affair. And finally, Paul talks about Hamilton, Las Vegas, Trade Shows and says his company name enough times that he has to go back and cens...2022-09-0225 mincontent not supportedCNS - Episode Seventeen - Recreational EdiblesWe are back and not quite as enthused about it as I thought we might be. Probably just the fact that this is a re-cap show of our lives and there is a ton to recap since we last did a show so hard to find a place to start. In the end we talk about my new Jeep (RIP old Jeep) and buying some gummies in New York on a camping trip.
So there you go. Just listen. What else are you doing?
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Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/contentnotsupported/support2022-08-2634 mincontent not supportedCNS - Episode Sixteen - Going on Hiatus but First...Our calendar is conspiring against us and the next few weeks just don't have time for the podcast so enjoy this one, listen to old episodes and count on us being back at the end of August.
Kicking things off, Paul has been drinking and scavenger hunting. If you listen, he'll explain.
From there -
Running a funeral home as a side hustle
Vabbing (in high school it was smell my finger)
Having sex with ex partners
Elon Musk's Dad pulls a Woody Allen
Voice not...2022-07-2245 mincontent not supportedCNS - Episode Fifteen - Elan Musk and Nick Cannon Baby Mama BattleWell, this one is a bit more energized than the last one. Which is a low bar, but still...
Things start off with a discussion about the many children of Elan Musk - twins, triplets, different mothers - and jump to Nick Cannon who seems to be a bit of a polygamist.
Then we quickly discuss that James Caan has died and how we loved all his stuff but really only knew him from Elf and Las Vegas (the TV show).
Speaking of Las Vegas, we are planning a bit of a working v...2022-07-0838 min
content not supportedCNS - Episode Fourteen - TrashThis one is a short one. I spent the day sitting in right field watching the Guardian's play ball and I'm still hot and tired. We gave it the old college try but just wasn't happening. So if you want to hear what we sound like when things are really bad, today is your day.
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Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/contentnotsupported/support2022-07-0117 mincontent not supportedCNS - Episode Thirteen - A Kardashian Eats OutJust skip this one. I won't be offended at all. It's hot in the studio. There is no game.
Things start out with naked lawnmowing and end with a wing eating contest.
In between we discuss if we've been brainwashed into liking Summer the best. From there it's abandoned neighborhood swimming pools and coaches rescuing professional swimmers. THE Ohio State has trademarked "THE". What word should we trademark. Finally we discuss Khloe Kardashian on Hot Ones but there really isn't much of an angle there. So yeah. It just is what it is this week.
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Su...2022-06-2433 mincontent not supportedCNS - Episode Twelve - Britney Spears Gets MarriedWhile the Britney wedding is certainly a one topic of discussion, it isn't the only topic of discussion.
Things start off with something and then we get into discussing people injecting themselves chicken stock and sperm to cure ailments. Of course, Paul points out there is a proper way to take a semen injection.
THEN we talk about Britney Spears, weddings, Q ratings, old sculptures and Britney Spears.
As usual, the show wraps up with a bit of this or that and some other questions.
This one is a bit on t...2022-06-1145 mincontent not supportedCNS - Episode Eleven - Paul Gets a PhysicalWe review the Johnny Depp/Amber Heard trial and then get into Paul's annual check-up. He isn't dying but it is time for age old tradition of getting a colonoscopy. Paul also discusses how he didn't tell his doctor that an air fryer is just a convection oven and that salmon sucks.
From there the show gets into a game of this or that. Leads to things Paul would do with an extra finger and a monkey tail.
You should listen.
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Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/contentnotsupported/support2022-06-0327 mincontent not supportedCNS - Episode Ten - Nude Vegas PoolsThat title isn't completely bullshit because we do discuss going to a topless pool on our Empty Nest-moon when we hit Vegas later this Summer.
Before that, or maybe during because we are all over the place during this one, we discuss high school graduation, the expense of living with college kids, Saturday Night Live, cruise ship fires, and the replacement game (which isn't good).
Just listen. We'll be back next week.
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Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/contentnotsupported/support2022-05-2731 mincontent not supportedCSN - Episode Nine - Boobs and a GameThis week is my perfect show. It's 20 minutes of boob talk followed by a game.
Right away, I bring up an ad from Adidas (ah-dee-dahs) for their sports bras that featured 25 pair of uncovered breasts (NSFW). This turns into bit of a which ones do we like and which ones are we most like. Somehow that leads to discussing Naked and Afraid before visiting the actual Adidas website to view the actual sports bras. We quickly decide that their rollover pictures on the catalog page should be "on/off" and not "front/back".
The next boob...2022-05-2029 mincontent not supportedCNS - Episode Eight - The One Where Paul Explains the JokesWe are back after a week off and we didn't plan a damn thing. That leads us to talking about after work team building activities, traveling while sick but not being patient zero, wash cloths vs no wash cloths is now tied in our house and, finally, that Bonnie and Clyde story out of Alabama even though it's over.
Along the way I explain a bi-sexuality joke to Lori and describe a prison gangbang porno but she misses that one too.
As usual things wrap up with a game. We discuss what we could give up...2022-05-1227 mincontent not supportedCNS - Episode Seven - Don't F with the LasagnaWell, half the cast has CoVID so we'll just start there.
I bring up a news story about a bride lacing the reception dinner with marijuana. What triggers my OCD, though, is the specific call out of the lasagna being fucked with. Who knew lasagna was so sacred.
The Political Minute talks about Rudy G being unmasked on the Masked Singer. A show we've never actually watched but still manage to have an opinion about.
And finally, Lori has a game. Learn about my sexy dance, who I've told all the details of my se...2022-04-2831 mincontent not supportedCNS - Episode Six - The White House gets Bass MoatWe're back after a week away and that means this episode a big one. Buckle up, grab a drink and a snack because we ramble on for almost 45 minutes.
Things kick off with calorie counting and putting drinks on expense reports as meals.
There is a brief discussion on taking a train to Las Vegas.
We bounce back to working out and Paul getting giant legs and skinny arms.
Lori takes her top off.
I read viewer mail and offer Superfan Dave a job pulling sound bite clips.
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After that I talk a bit about visiting San Francisco. Lori has some Grammy fashion news and gets all political.
I bring us back to reality to discuss a guy that got 90 CoVID vaccine shots.
No show next week so listen to this one twice.
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From there we get into "The Slap". Are you team Will or team Rock? I spend some time discussing my thoughts on that it is impossible to not offend everybody. I think Lori agreed. Now we get canceled.
Next up is the retirement of Bruce Willis. That leads to asking how one would react if Bruce Willis was walking on stage to slap you in the face. #spoilera...2022-03-3134 mincontent not supportedCNS - Episode Three - Paul is Angry at the InternetThe show starts with a minor technical issue and that adds to the anger brewing deep in my soul over the internet.
From there, I go looking for vintage stripper music while Lori starts talking about the Kardashians taking baby names away. How did you come up with your kid's names? What were the Kardashians talking about when they came up with North and Saint?
Then we get into Pete Davidson not going to space.
Lori brings her game. I share an embarrassing story. Lori doesn't remember anything about our relationship.
I'm g...2022-03-2435 mincontent not supportedCNS - Episode Two - St Patrick's DayA somewhat pedestrian, conversational show. We discuss how we celebrate St Patrick's Day.
Other minor topics include biz travel, shitty Lyft drivers, and Southern Baked Pies.
Major topics include clips of Pamela Anderson singing in Aladdin and Pete Davidson blasting off into space.
Things wrap up with a game from Lori and the most popular Muppet's St. Patrick's Day video OF ALL TIME.
Muppet's Danny Boy - https://youtu.be/OCbuRA_D3KU
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content not supportedCNS - Episode One - The Names Have Been Changed to Protect the InnocentWe're back but not with another episode of the List. Time have changed and you're now listening to "content not supported".
So what are you in for in this first titillating episode? Same stuff as before.
We've got listener mail from our Super Couple Mary Beth and Dave. MB admits she doesn't like the Beatles and that leads into a discussion on what other bands that "everybody likes" don't you like. We drop a few popular groups in there. Got one we missed? Let up know.
A brief discussion on seldom used vulgarities leads to discussing my Grandma's pubic hair. Then w...2022-03-1036 min
content not supportedEpisode Fifty Six - Is This The End?Oh man... Big things happened by the end of this episode even though it started off innocently enough.
Paul talks about donating blood. From there the conversation turns to reviewing the car show and picking your favorite Beatles song. If you like the older Beatles then you like the younger songs. *mindblown*
Lori discussing her dissatisfaction with Facebooks Two-Factor Authentication. That leads to possible big change in the podcast.
Paul and Lori then discuss Lent and that fact that Protestants aren't Satanic. Lori has a hard time with towels which leads to Paul no long...2022-03-0338 min
content not supportedEpisode Fifty Five - That New Car SmellThis episode is quick one. Had a busy week and not much got added to the list.
Paul and Lori are going car shopping.
Paul discusses why he genetically doesn't believe in God.
Ye has a new girlfriend that looks like his old girlfriend. He also leaked a track that disses Pete - and the track ain't that good.
And then there is the big swinger's party that gets planned after the second kid moves away to college.
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content not supportedEpisode Fifty Four - Bob Saget, Ye and Pete Davidson Walk into a BarWhere to begin this week? At the start, like always.
Paul and Lori recap the Superbowl before getting into the celebrity feud that is Pete Davidson and Ye. From there they make the jump to crime stories, celebrities deaths and what should really be included in obituaries. The show closes out with Lori ripping out Steph Curry's gameshow that is one HBO.
Yeah, that's a short recap, but are you really even going to listen?
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content not supportedEpisode Fifty Three - Big Things with Pam and TommyDropping this one a day early because of our busy schedule.
This week is the exact opposite of last week. There is nothing on the list so we wing it.
First up is the new sound board. It works way better than the old sound board.
Quick hit on viewer mail before getting into divorce, death and affairs.
From there things naturally progress into Paul's disdain for air fryers. Sticking to cooking there is some discussion of baked goods including bagels, cookies, and English muffins.
Things wrap up with a di...2022-02-1029 min
content not supportedEpisode Fifty Two - The List That was too LongAn important lesson was learned this episode. A list that is too short is no good and neither is on that is too long.
Paul and Lori review mail from the Superfan Couple of Mary Beth and Dave before getting into other things. Lots of other things....like...
Selfies, retired football players, Rock and Roll HoF, used cars, John Oliver, David Letter and a live critique of just how bad this episode was before they ended it.
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content not supportedEpisode Fifty One - If the List was a Wordle Answer the Word Would be SucksSo look, Paul typed a bunch of stuff our and then the new Anchor.fm upload interface ate his homework.
This week there are -
Birthday wishes and selfies at the Cavs game from famous people.
Pink Eye Flinging Monkeys
Wordle
Lewdle
Sweardle
Lori had games around what book would make you end a date and what would be on your anti-bucket list. So take a listen and drop your answers in the comments.
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content not supportedEpisode Fifty - It's a Happy Birthday EndingGrab a drink and a snack because this ended up being a long episode.
Getting into view mail leads us to discussing how we shower. Paul goes middle out. Lori goes top to bottom. Paul thinks about opening a pubic grooming salon.
Next up, we review celebrities turning 50 with commentary on what we actually think of said celebrities.
Then things get a bit sideways because the show notes for the rest of the week were put together after a few beers. So, we discuss what the Hobbit might be like as a porno, what...2022-01-2139 min
content not supportedEpisode Forty Nine - Megan Fox Bleeds for LoveQuick hit on view mailer from some Superfans before the audio goes nuts. Apologies to your eardrums for that.
The show quickly turns into Appliance Talk Radio as we review our fixed dishwasher and new dryer. Nothing wet in this house anymore....well...
Paul talks about soap. How long do you use a bar of soap before you throw it away or mash it into the next bar. This leads to whether or not we use a wash cloth to clean ourselves. One of us does, one doesn't. Any guesses on who is the dirty, dirty...2022-01-1437 min
content not supportedEpisode Forty Eight - This Episode Will Melt If You Buy It Too SoonFirst episode of 2022 is in the books! Kick things off with a short discussion on cold weather before getting into our listener count update. From there it is on to our favorite topics - broken appliances and Pete Davidson.
First we recap NYE with Superfan Bob, playing games and watching Miley Cyrus and Pete Davidson party in Miami.
Then I get into the ever growing pile of broken appliances in my house - dryer, dishwasher and 3D printer.
Finally we wrap things up with a discussion about how Paul has to buy frozen th...2022-01-0726 min
content not supportedEpisode Forty Seven - Ain't No Party Like a Pete Davidson NYE Party!Oh man, we're back after a week off to celebrate Christmas and kick CoVID's ass. It tore through our inner circle from Christmas Eve and into the middle of this week but we're back. Get vax'd. I'm certain that is why were all gifted the short version.
So yeah, we recap Christmas, our wedding anniversary and CoVID. There was some viewer mail but I lost it so I do my best to share the spirit of the message as I recall it. After that, Lori wonders why I keep telling our friends about this podcast and then we ge...2021-12-3137 min
content not supportedEpisode Forty Six - Pete Davidson's Unrealistic 10" Christmas ListRight out of the gate - lingerie for men? Does any straight woman out there want to see her man's junk behind some mesh boxers?
We get into view feedback. The Bullshit Meter on cilantro seems to be somewhat split. Super Fan Bob calls in to share his opinion on the topic and then calls again to create his own "Man on Street" segment. I think it's a winner.
Also getting mixed feedback was the appliance reviews. We'll see where it goes because my propane grill died this week and is going to need replaced.
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content not supportedEpisode Forty Five - Is That a Maytag Washer in Your Pants or are You Just Happy to See Me?We're back on our regular schedule! While Episode Forty Four was reviewed as "riveting", I think you'll find this one is even better!
We kick it off with our first listener voicemail from none other than Super Fan Bob! I'll be making some sound board bites from that.
Then I take over and spend far too long talking about our new washer and why I don't share bad news on social media. *hugs*
Lori gives the morbid news on the school shooter situation in Michigan and I bring up Josh Duggar.
Impo...2021-12-1033 min
content not supportedEpisode Forty Four - Nutcracker WeekNot wanting to go two weeks without a show so we squeezed in this episode on a Monday night. Probably should have just gone two weeks without a show.
It's Nutcracker week and that means lots of ballet for the entire house. The girl performs, Lori is a stage mom and I have a couple of performances to photograph. It's a rough one coming right after a week of Thanksgiving and family time.
Speaking of Thanksgiving, we review Friends-giving and learn that Lori is becoming a feminist icon. I point out we buy too much beer...2021-11-3017 min
content not supportedEpisode Forty Three - Thanksgiving is BullshitThis might be the episode where Paul has a list of complaints.
Our dogs almost let us die just because they care more about breakfast.
If I dumped Taylor Swift how would her 10 minute epic break-up song about me go? If you have an idea, feel free to drop a lyric in the comments.
Surprising somebody you haven't seen in years - like your kids or your dad - by waiting extra days to pull off a viral surprise video is bullshit. Other things that are bullshit include cupcakes and white chocolate.
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content not supportedEpisode Forty Two - This One Fell out of a CasketLori opens this episode with a musical about eye glasses and it's all downhill from there - listener count included.
I ponder how we ended up with a draw full of mis-matched plastic silverware and candles. I try to convince Lori that having sex is the same as getting paid. I quickly mention that I'm now a teacher. Then it's time for the news.
People are fucking ruining nature.
If a body falls out of a casket and into a grave do you really have to start over?
It took six tri...2021-11-1231 min
content not supportedEpisode Forty One - Pete Davidson Dating GameAnother week with Lori and Paul. Nothing hot to eat so we get right into the updates.
People seemed to like the video. There were as many hits on Youtube as there were for the audio only download. Are listener count is creeping up too!
We talk a bit about who Pete Davidson has dated and I admit that I'd giggle if I saw you nekkid. That goes for anybody. Not just you.
Lori is listening to Christmas music and Paul found a Santa Claus soundboard that sounds a bit naughty.
And a...2021-11-0525 min
content not supportedEpisode Forty - The Paqui Chip ChallengeI did the Paqui #onechipchallenge about five years ago and didn't think it was that big of a deal. Earlier this year, I saw a Hot Ones episode where they tried the 2021 version. Seemed hot. Saw the chip in our local Giant Eagle and decided it was finally time to give a try. So that's what most of this episode ends up being about - and because of that we also did it on video.
Once I eat the chip and start to get over the effects we get into a few of the show topics - like...2021-10-2929 min
content not supportedEpisode Thirty Nine - Tornado WarningPretty bad weather rolled though our area and had the local meteorologist all fired up during the evening news so I reminisce about the simpler tornado warnings of my youth for a few minutes as the show opens. Then onto the news!
Listener update. It's not good. Tell a friend. Listen on multiple phones. Send help.
When you use eggs for sexual pleasure what is the conversation like going from trying just one egg to suddenly needing 15?
Halloween update. Couples costumes. Yay or Nay?
And things wrap up with an update on Bri...2021-10-2239 min
content not supportedEpisode Thirty Eight - Innuendo is the BestTwo weeks in a row.
The open rolls right into a clip that Lori describes as what it is like to live with me. Mrs Brit Nicole does a TikTok of Innuendo Husband Guy. I don't see what the problem is.
From there I give a listener update. We talk briefly about Covid Schlong (get vax'd dudes) and then go into the shows we're watching.
Are you watching Only Murders in the Building? Do you have an opinion of Selena Gomez? Does she remind you of Miley Cyrus? Did you like her in High...2021-10-1527 min
content not supportedEpisode Thirty Seven - Guess Who's Back?Oh man, we return after an unforgivable amount of time off.
First up is a bit of a discussion about where we've been and what's new - like our studio space! It's pretty cleaned up now versus a year ago. It would even look good on video if we recorded this. And we just might! Lori set a goal of not doing the show in pajamas so that is one step closer to making video a reality.
Speaking of goals, I drop a goal of growing this show to 50 listeners. That's the next level up at An...2021-10-0831 min
content not supportedEpisode Thirty Four - Up All NightBack after a week off. That might be how things go until the weather gets back to be crappy fall/winter Ohio weather.
We kick things off talking about staying up to late and partying with old friends and our grown up kids. Good times but it kept us out way past our bedtime and it was back to back nights of too much fun for these old folks.
I ask Lori how I should describe her death if I'm going to use it as a pick-up line.
We get into what we're wat...2021-05-2330 min
content not supportedEpisode Thirty Three - 505050402510 Road RulesHappy Mother's Day! We're back after a week away because we were old and hung-over last Sunday. Why? Because Superfan Bob had a birthday party and we won the Kentucky Derby.
Like usual we banter over the intro music and how loud it might be. After a brief CoVID and Mother's Day update we get into watching Youtube videos - boat building for Paul and sewing for Lori, lame Youtube channels and then the question of should this podcast be a video blog. Well?
After the same old commercial break we are back to talk about...2021-05-1032 min
content not supportedEpisode Thirty Two - We Haven't Watched Any of the Oscar MoviesLori said this was a boring episode.
Things kick off with me asking how her pledge to stop drinking went. We discuss whether this show and CoVID should be over. Then we recap all the great movies we watched getting ready for the Oscar's tonight. Things end with more discussion about CoVID and if things are now "back to normal"
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content not supportedEpisode Thirty One - We're Out of Toilet PaperThis episode is a bit all over the place.
When can you call somebody a friend? Am I don't photographing weddings? College gunman lockdown? Can I build another desk? What are you watching now because Lori is out of shows? Are you vaccinated?
Grab your headphones and give it a lesson because it is a good one.
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content not supportedEpisode Thirty - Pull my PorkWe're back with episode number Dirty Thirty!
This week the big topics are...
we get vax'd again and eat all the Easter candy
I also planned our epic vacation in Key West Florida
strip clubs in the 'Wick
Plus pulled pork, calorie counting, and other stuff.
Hit us up if you've been in Key West. We want to know the hot spots!
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content not supportedEpisode Twenty Nine - Lori Only Goes the Speed LimitThere wasn't much of a list this week and we debated not having a show, but with nothing else to do and knowing that we are likely taking next Sunday off, we pulled up our britches and got in front of the microphones....and that was a good thing.
We talk electrical fires, tintypes, not remembering the name of our new Superfan's fiance, fly fishing, penny can (PENNY CAN!) and can you say aren't speeding if you admit to going over the speed limit. I say this this will become Lori's "butts are nudity" moment on show.2021-03-2931 min
content not supportedEpisode Twenty Eight - Vaccinated and It Feels so GoodSort of a quick episode because the weather is too nice in the Land to be inside recording a boring podcast.
Big news for the weekend is that we both got the first dose of the CoVID vaccine so we talk about what the process was like. We also talk about smoking meet, drinking ice tea Truly's and planning vacations.
But we do it all really quickly.
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content not supportedEpisode Twenty Seven - Lori is Annoyed 2: Electric BoogalooThe last I titled an episode about Lori it ended up being one of our most popular so let's see how this one goes.
The list of annoyances include social media vague posting, prayer posting, counting likes, hearts, hugs and Woody Allen.
At the end I bring up our new smoker and something else. I don't know. Whatever. I just drink my beer and nod.
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content not supportedEpisode Twenty Six - Happy Birthday CoVID Shutdown in Ohio!We look back on one year since things in Ohio shut down. That discussion includes what new hobbies we picked up, how working from home is going, remote learning for education, mask wearing and some other stuff.
After the break I complain about how wishy-washy New Amsterdam was with their usage of masks on pretend TV show before deciding that Prince William might be a dick.
Also, did you know Jimi Hendrix died in a pool of his own vomit? Listen to this episode for the punchline.
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content not supportedEpisode Twenty Five - Butts aren't Nudity but are They Softcore Porn?We're back after taking last weekend off.
This time on the list - being a nudist and are butts nudity. Things get dicey as the butt discussion quickly become what counts as hardcore vs softcore pornography. Once we settle that debate, the conversations digs into PB&J sandwiches and what Lori likes and doesn't like about current eyebrow trends.
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content not supportedEpisode Twenty Four - Valentine's Day or It Must Have Been LoveBuckle up kids. 45 minutes of sexy kitchen table talk and a love quiz coming at you!
We spend the first segment discussing Lori naked in the studio, our new kitchen table, our old kitchen table and why you should never talk to retail sales people.
In the second half we talk about my high school girlfriend before taking a Facebook "couple's quiz" that has been making the rounds. Boring stuff like how long we've been together, who picks dinner restaurants. Not a single sex question.
Somewhere in the mix we also make mention of t...2021-02-1548 min
content not supportedEpisode Twenty Three - Super Bowl Sunday!We give our take on the Super Bowl but don't actually ever talk about the game.
Dan Levy was on SNL.
Lori wants to buy me expensive whiskey but doesn't know how to buy expensive whiskey.
Bridgerton. I was told there would be sex.
Leave Britney alone!
and finally...
I want to be buried in a mushroom suit.
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content not supportedEpisode Twenty Two - Are We Allowed to Have Dirty Thoughts about Taylor Swift yet?Made it to episode twenty two. Who would have thunk? I want to thank our enormous audience for sticking with us for the first twenty one episodes.
There wasn't anything on the list so we talk about "the Facebook", crafting and this new fad called "podcasting".
Listen. Or don't. That's what most people do.
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content not supportedEpisode Twenty One - Paul Turned 49 and Janet Jackson Came to the PartySay, hey! It's Paul's birthday! We recap the lack of birthday party shenanigans from the weekend. Ain't no party like a CoVID party....
Lori brings of list of #1 songs and TV shows from all the years of my life that end in nine. I also learned Mac Davis is white.
Even though my birthday is a pretty big deal, we also mention that the US of A finally got a new PoTUS.
Next week? No idea. We're out of holidays and birthdays to talk about.
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content not supportedEpisode Twenty - Sports TalkWe sit down immediately after a Browns lose to the Chiefs in the Playoffs and talk sports. Mostly about being fair weather fans and how upset the Cavs once made me. From there it's onto Celebrity Birthdays and the Ebay sale in our basement. Oh, if you come over, you never want to use the green towels.
Next week it's my BIRTHDAY SPECTACULAR!
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content not supportedEpisode Nineteen - The One with the OuttroThis week we hit on the attempted coup that just happened here in the good ole US of A before turning our attention to our usual list of unimportant things.
We break down our social media accounts since we now have more of a social media presence than the PoTUS.
Things Lori can't do and walk. I encourage you to send things for Lori to try and do while walking.
Pre-marital sex. SEX.
New TV shows. Or show since we only talk about one show.
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content not supportedEpisode Eighteen - Season Two!New season and a new intro! We recap our New Year's Eve, share a clip of our Harry Met Sally Zoom party and talk about having to go back to work after our holiday vacation. I should really put more effort into these descriptions.
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content not supportedEpisode Seventeen - When Harry Met SallyThe the New Year's Eve/Wedding Anniversary episode and When Harry Met Sally pretty much sums up both of those events for us! We talk about the movie, what didn't exist when we got married in 1996, big plans for our 25th Wedding Anniversary and 50th Birthdays and vacationing post CoVID.
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content not supportedEpisode Sixteen - Santa Claus is Coming to TownHo Ho Ho!
Anybody a veterinarian? Our dog smells like pee. The upside is that we break early for a commercial.
After the break we talk about how kinky your sex cult should be, how much coffee is too much coffee and the Queen's Gambit even though Lori isn't finished watching it yet? Did you watch?
Once all that is over, we dive deep into why Lori needs to see a therapist about Christmas. Reliving the joy of her Donny and Marie dolls almost makes her cry! We also talk about my normal Chris...2020-12-2158 min
content not supportedEpsiode Fifteen - A Very Special Musical ChristmasLook, this episode starts with Paul dropping rhymes and just gets better, or worse, from there. We talk Christmas songs. Let us know your favorite and we aren't talking Church songs or grade school Christmas Classics. After the break we get into The Vow on HBO. When would you bail on your self help group cult? What if they showed you the glory of toast buttered on both sides??? Yeah, how many sides of your toast do you butter?
We're going to drop one more Christmas episode. Let us know your favorite present and your Christmas Eve and Chri...2020-12-1551 min
content not supportedEpisode 14 - The Christmas Movie SPECTACULAR!!!!!!!That's right! It's SPECTACULAR!!!!!!!
This week we read some viewer mail, verify that we spend too much on groceries and discuss Christmas Movies. Lori said she added movies to list but the internet must have been broken since they aren't there. We discuss my favorites and not so favorites - from childhood classics to what new movies are becoming a tradition. Make sure to let us know what we left off the list. I've already thought of a few!
Want to watch the films we talk about? Fire up your streaming service and cl...2020-12-0639 min
content not supportedEpisode Thirteen - It's Beginning to Look a Bit like ChristmasRe-capping our non-super spreader Thanksgiving and kicking off the Christmas Season on this episode. Lori has another game. I crown out first Super-Fan and give details on how you can become the next one! Also we need your favorite and least favorite Christmas/Holiday movies so give us that one that you love and that one that just sucks balls. Leave the answers in the comments, message us on Facebook or Twitter, or click over and do whatever Anchor.FM has set up for you to do.
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content not supportedEpisode Twelve - Turkey and Granny PantiesIt's a very special Thanksgiving episode. Lori has a game. The Pope likes Brazilan Instagram models. Peanut butter, thongs, and clean sheets are in there too.
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We discuss looking into houses while we walk the dogs. One of us is hoping to see somebody naked.
Lori gives us the update on Britney Spears that we've all been waiting for and other pop culture things.
And finally a few recipes for Thanksgiving.
Turkey
Mashed Taters with the Crunchy Top
Brussel Sprouts
Oh, and check Paul out on Chronically Oblivious. I have no idea what it's going to be...2020-11-1633 mincontent not supportedEpisode Ten - The One Where We Shower TogetherWe talk about election results, OCDs, the fact that nobody listens to this and showering. Drop a comment on which way you face in the shower.
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