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The SillymarillionS5 E19. At The End of All Things"I am glad you are here with me. Here at the end of all things, listeners".4 years and one hundred episodes later, we've done it. We've read The Silmarillion, The Hobbit, and The Lord of the Rings by Jimmy RR Tolkien chapter by chapter with you all by our side. Thank you for joining us on this grand adventure. While we're not done yet, there won't be another one quite like this.xoxo,Tori and Paul of The SillymarillionThank you as always to Lee Knox Ostertag for guesting and being a...
2025-08-131h 35The SillymarillionS5 E18. The Hobbit RebellionThe hobbits return home to the exact opposite of rest and relaxation. There are ruffians and shirrifs and some no-good-evil-doing guy named Sharkey calling the shots?! This was one of the best chapters in the series, in Tori's humble opinion. It has themes and messaging that I think can still be applied to today and my god do Sam, Frodo, Merry and Pippin stand up for their home!!Insta: @sillymarillionsBluesky:@thesillymarillion.bsky.socialPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/thesillymarillion for bonus contentEmail: thesillymarillion@gmail.com for inquiriesCheck out AthraPlay! https://athraplay.simplecast.com/Heartfelt thank you to Evelyn (https://www.evelynleerogers.com/
2025-07-301h 26The SillymarillionS5 E16: GoodbyeBye Bye Bye by NSYNC softly plays in the background...This episode made me sad!!! Join Paul and Tori for the chapter "Many Partings" where everyone breaks off from the Fellowship now that their journeys are coming to a close.Welcome to The Sillymarillion! Where Paul (the forever fan) teaches Tori (the newcomer) all about J.R.R. Tolkien's tales and stories.A huge thank you to Savannah Wilder Laudicina for that beautiful rendition of 'The Road goes ever on!'Instagram: @sav.wilder or @singwithsavwww.singwithsav.com
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My Perfect FailureWhen Burnout Becomes Breakthrough: Tori Jenae on Rewiring Your LifeSend us a text✅ Subscribe now for more episodes MPF Discussion with Tori JenaeWhen Burnout Becomes Breakthrough: Tori Jenae on Rewiring Your Life About ToriTori Jenae is a trauma-informed confidence and relationship coach with multiple degrees in psychology. She helps women, and some men, heal from emotional wounds, rebuild self-worth, and create aligned, thriving lives and relationships after breakups, divorce, and personal challenges. Her work blends psychology, somatic healing, and spiritual wisdom to gu...
2025-06-221h 15The SillymarillionS5 E15. FriendzonedListen to this episode to hear Tori get increasingly angry at Faramir and ~the audacity of a man~.Welcome to The Sillymarillion! Where Paul (the forever fan) teaches Tori (the newcomer) all about J.R.R. Tolkien's tales and stories.Insta: @sillymarillionsBluesky:@thesillymarillion.bsky.socialPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/thesillymarillion for bonus contentEmail: thesillymarillion@gmail.com for inquiriesCheck out AthraPlay! https://athraplay.simplecast.com/Heartfelt thank you to Evelyn (https://www.evelynleerogers.com/) for our Season 5 podcast art!
2025-06-111h 03The SillymarillionS5 E14. The Band's Back TogetherRIP Sauron!!! The eagles are coming and Sam and Frodo are saved and everyone's reunited and the ring-bearer has fulfilled his quest and I'm not emotional, you are! Welcome to The Sillymarillion! Where Paul (the forever fan) teaches Tori (the newcomer) all about J.R.R. Tolkien's tales and stories.Insta: @sillymarillionsBluesky:@thesillymarillion.bsky.socialPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/thesillymarillion for bonus contentEmail: thesillymarillion@gmail.com for inquiriesCheck out AthraPlay! https://athraplay.simplecast.com/Heartfelt thank you to Evelyn (https://www.evelynleerogers.com/) for our Season 5 podcast art!
2025-05-2251 minThe SillymarillionS5 E13. The End of All ThingsThis chapter had nothing and everything at the same time. You have to fight through the "everything sucks and still sucks" before being rewarded with THE Sam and Frodo lines of all time!!Welcome to The Sillymarillion! Where Paul (the forever fan) teaches Tori (the newcomer) all about J.R.R. Tolkien's tales and stories.Insta: @sillymarillionsBluesky:@thesillymarillion.bsky.socialPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/thesillymarillion for bonus contentEmail: thesillymarillion@gmail.com for inquiriesCheck out AthraPlay! https://athraplay.simplecast.com/Heartfelt thank you to Evelyn (https://www.evelynleerogers.com/) for our Season 5 podcast art!
2025-04-3050 minThe SillymarillionS5 E12. Stealth ModeSam and Frodo are creeping amongst the shadows and trying not to get caught by orcs or trackers or any of the other evil life-threatening creatures that exist in this land. This is fine. Everything's fine! Welcome to The Sillymarillion! Where Paul (the forever fan) teaches Tori (the newcomer) all about J.R.R. Tolkien's tales and stories.Insta: @sillymarillionsBluesky:@thesillymarillion.bsky.socialPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/thesillymarillion for bonus contentEmail: thesillymarillion@gmail.com for inquiriesCheck out AthraPlay! https://athraplay.simplecast.com/Heartfelt thank you to Evelyn (https://www.evelynleerogers.com/) for our Season 5 podcast art!
2025-04-1644 minThe SillymarillionS5 E11. The Return of the HobbitsSound the alarm! We're back with Sam and Frodo! Not only that, but Sam is back with Frodo! And Frodo's...naked? Welcome to The Sillymarillion! Where Paul (the forever fan) teaches Tori (the newcomer) all about J.R.R. Tolkien's tales and stories.Insta: @sillymarillionsBluesky:@thesillymarillion.bsky.socialPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/thesillymarillion for bonus contentEmail: thesillymarillion@gmail.com for inquiriesCheck out AthraPlay! https://athraplay.simplecast.com/Heartfelt thank you to Evelyn (https://www.evelynleerogers.com/) for our Season 5 podcast art!
2025-04-021h 02The SillymarillionS5 E10. Open for BusinessThe Black Gate Opens!!! Battles begin!!! ...Sauron has a mouth? After some war advancements, Sauron's Messenger meets the party and basically offers Frodo in exchange for rulership of all of Middle-Earth...fair trade, right?Welcome to The Sillymarillion! Where Paul (the forever fan) teaches Tori (the newcomer) all about J.R.R. Tolkien's tales and stories.Insta: @sillymarillionsBluesky:@thesillymarillion.bsky.socialPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/thesillymarillion for bonus contentEmail: thesillymarillion@gmail.com for inquiriesCheck out AthraPlay! https://athraplay.simplecast.com/Heartfelt thank you to Evelyn (https://www.evelynleerogers.com/) for our Season 5 podcast art!
2025-03-1255 minThe SillymarillionS5 E9. The Final CountdownIt's another story time recap! Legolas and Gimli reunite with Merry and Pippin and talk about what happened to them during the battle. And then the Avengers Assemble as Aragorn, Gandalf, Eomer, Prince Imrahil, Elladan and Elrohir strategize and agree to aid in the fight against Sauron, even if it means being bait...Welcome to The Sillymarillion! Where Paul (the forever fan) teaches Tori (the newcomer) all about J.R.R. Tolkien's tales and stories.Insta: @sillymarillionsBluesky:@thesillymarillion.bsky.socialPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/thesillymarillion for bonus contentEmail: thesillymarillion@gmail.com for inquiriesCheck out AthraPlay! https://athraplay.si...
2025-02-2756 minThe SillymarillionS5 E8. Grey Company AnatomyWe're doing a charity stream! Details below the episode description.Apparently not only is Aragorn a ranger, war captain, king or whatever, but he can also add MD to his resume. Dr. Aragorn is here to heal everyone with essential oils and elven magic!Welcome to The Sillymarillion! Where Paul (the forever fan) teaches Tori (the newcomer) all about J.R.R. Tolkien's tales and stories.Our charity stream benefiting those affected by the LA Fires will be hosted on Twitch Thursday, Feb 13th at 6:00pm PT! twitch.tv/sillymarillionTo...
2025-02-121h 07The SillymarillionS5 E7. Pyres and FiresSo this chapter was a little on the nose with recent LA events...
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2025-01-2249 minThe SillymarillionS5 E6. The Crossover EpisodeAction! Drama! Death! Reunions! More Death! It's the battle of five armies! ...wait, wrong book.
It's the RETURN OF THE KING!!!
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2025-01-0857 minThe SillymarillionBonus! Letters from Daddy ChristmasMerry Christmas! Happy Holidays! Happy Wednesday! To celebrate the podcast coming out on Christmas Day, Paul and Tori dive into Tolkien's "Letters from Father Christmas" to get into the spirit. Of course it's 166 pages because Jimmy doesn't know how to keep anything simple.
See you in the new year! We love you!
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2024-12-2546 minThe SillymarillionS5 E5. Who tf is DernhelmPúkel-men! Dernhelm? Guthláf ! Who are all these characters Tom Bombadil-ing there way into this chapter...
Thank you for listening to us! Another Wrapped in the books. We appreciate you!
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2024-12-1150 minThe SillymarillionS5 E4. Daddy, please don't be mad at meWhat's this?! A two hour episode?! We must have a lot to talk about...or our guest Erran is back! Who else would we have guest star on a chapter all about Denethor and Gondor? Buckle up, we have a siege to discuss!
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2024-11-272h 02The SillymarillionS5 E3. The Mustard of RohanDid you know what "muster" meant? I sure didn't. Join us for Chapter III, "The Muster of Rohan" (sans French's mustard), as Pippin and party prepare for potential dark days ahead...
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2024-10-301h 01The SillymarillionS5 E2. The Passing of the NerdsPaths of the Dead *GASP*! Chapter two of Return of the King and the party is separated again, Aragorn gets told off by Éowyn, and Merry is having A Time (TM).
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2024-10-171h 07The SillymarillionS5 E1. The Return of The SillymarillionSeason 5?! How did we get here?! It feels like we were just reading The Silmarillion and now we're on the final book of The Lord of the Rings trilogy.
Paul and Tori join Pippin on a tour of Minas Tirith as they start their journey into The Return of the King!
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2024-09-221h 01The SillymarillionS4 E23. The Two Towers FinaleYa hoi! We're at the FINAL chapter of Two Towers and it's filled with romantic hobbit quotes and a divorced orc couple?? If we're talking homo hobbits, you know we have to bring back our favorite guest....
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2024-07-291h 07The SillymarillionS4 E22. Theylob*sing this in your head* SPIDER TUNNEL! SPIDER TUNNEL! THROUGH THE MOUNTAINS! SPIDER x7 TUUNNEELLL!
You heard right, we chat about the upcoming Gollum movie??? before diving into the spider tunnel with Sam and Frodo.
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2024-06-0555 minThe SillymarillionS4 E21. The Stairs of Spider PassDid you know Cirith Ungol translates to "Pass Spider"? Do you think Sam and Frodo know they are entering Spider Pass? This is fine right? This should be fine.
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2024-05-2249 minThe SillymarillionS4 E20. Creepy Cross-RoadsBlaze.
Paul and Tori somehow fill an episode's worth of banter on this mini-baby-filler-travel chapter. It feels like Jimmy is gearing up for some action as we near the end of The Two Towers!
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2024-05-0847 minThe SillymarillionS4 E19. The Forbidden PaulHello and welcome to Gollum's Trial, where the Gollum-defender in Tori (and Frodo) really come out. We're discussing The Forbidden Pool, come dive in with us (when Faramir isn't looking)!
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2024-04-2442 minThe SillymarillionS4 E18. Faramir's InquisitionSometimes it's a chapter of description, other times a chapter of dialogue. Today we get the latter with Faramir's Inquisition as Frodo tries not to break his NDA...
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2024-04-101h 00The SillymarillionS4 E17. Of Men and Gay HobbitsAnd then they walked and walked and walked and walked and slap you in the face with the most romantic Sam/Frodo passage yet over some rabbit stew.
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2024-03-2755 minThe SillymarillionS4 E16. The Black Gate Hours of OperationAfter Tori recaps her time at ECCC, Paul and Tori dive into the chapter The Black Gate is Closed which, why didn't anyone check their hours before arriving?! What was the gameplan here?! I guess that's what happens when your guide is Slinker and Stinker.
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2024-03-1357 minThe SillymarillionS4 E15. Gaslight, Gatekeep, GollumThe three important "G"'s! We're trekking through the Dead Marshes while Gollum singes us a little ditty...just don't head into the light and ignore the Giant Ring Camera watching.
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2024-02-2852 minThe SillymarillionS4 E12. Time BackflipRemember Sam & Frodo? Those two hobbits who were off on their own agenda? Because I (Tori) had forgotten all about them...
We're back with them, scaling lots of cliffs and trying to tame one ghoulish Gollum!
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2024-02-1449 minThe SillymarillionS4 E11. The Palantír, the Multi-Purpose ToolShall we ponder some orbs? Join Paul and Tori as they talk over some lovely palantír lore and discover it really is the best multi-purpose tool in Middle Earth. ...as long as you maybe don't utilize the one associated with a Dark Lord.
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2024-01-3155 minThe SillymarillionS4 E10. The Audacity of SarumanThe Lion, The Witch, and the Audacity of this bitch. After Paul's chimp tangent, we dive into Saruman the politician's tangent as he tries to sway our Fellowship into homosexual ~evil~.
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2024-01-171h 17The SillymarillionS4 E9. Flots and JetsDid you know what Flotsam and Jetsam were before this episode?? I sure didn't. Happy New Year's listeners! (Psst. Hangout until the very end for some bloopers!)
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2024-01-031h 01The SillymarillionS4 E8. Isengard or BustNice! Thank you listeners for letting us be a part of your 2023's Spotify Wrapped.
2023-12-131h 00The SillymarillionS4 E7. Helm's Deep DiveBattle! Axes! Arrows! Orcs! Dikes! (But not the gay kind.) We're at Helm's Deep folks! Buckle up, we're off to battle.
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2023-11-2943 minThe SillymarillionS4 E6. The Rohan SoupHello Chapter VI, The King of the Golden Hall! If you learn one thing from this chapter, never trust a man named Wormtongue. If the name wasn't enough, this chapter will do it for ya.
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2023-11-191h 10The SillymarillionS4 E5. Gandalf Jumpscare!Gandalf, where have you been loca?! We're on Chapter 5, "The White Rider" where Gandalf comes back from the dead?? (Fitting for an episode after Halloween.) Stick around to listen to Paul murder Tori over her Treebeard = Frosty the Snowman analogy.
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2023-11-0144 minThe SillymarillionS4 E4. Join the Moot!I think Jimmy might be the ultimate tree hugger. And who can blame him when he's created Ents?! Join us for a lovely episode filled with Ent lore and the most poetic tree descriptions you will ever read or hear.
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2023-10-181h 10The SillymarillionS4 E3. Lost Luggage Hobbits#NotAllOrcs. POV change! We're with Merry and Pippin now as they're thrown about like lost luggage at the airport by the Uruk-Hai. Paul and Tori learn a little about Orc politics and communities before the horse girls of the last chapter come in to save the day.
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2023-10-0449 minThe SillymarillionS4 E2. The Horse Girls of RohanThe new hit boyband The Three Hunters meet the infamous Horse Girls of Rohan! But before that happens, they walk and walk and walk and walk and walk and wal and wa and w.....
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The SillymarillionS4 E1. The Two TowersWelcome to Season 4!!! And Jimmy wastes no time starting this book off with a character death. RIP. Buckle up, we're journeying with The Three Hunters!
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2023-09-0651 min
The SillymarillionS3 E22. "This Is Bad"The end is here! Tori always gets so emotional ending a book and journey, especially when it culminates in the breaking of the Fellowship. Join Paul and Tori and forever friend of the pod Molly as they complete the first book of the Lord of the Rings Trilogy. We're really in it now, Mr. Frodo.
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2023-08-091h 23
The SillymarillionS3 E21. Rollin' on the RiverHit it Tina Turner! In this chapter and recording there's lots of river talk...and rapids...and sharp stones in brown lands....and a liiiittle hint of plot. One more chapter until we're done with the book! Oh how time flies when you're adventuring with a cursed ring.
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2023-07-2644 min
The SillymarillionS3 E20. Farewell to TorienWell, the Fellowship had a nice little mini-vacay but duty calls and they still have an evil ring to get rid of! They get some gifts, we crack some jokes, and we are THAT much closer to the completing Tori's first LOTR book!
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2023-07-121h 10
The SillymarillionS3 E19. Galadriel, the Gateway ElfWe're back and we've missed you so much! Kicking off our comeback from hiatus in a chapter all about Galadriel. And we can't talk about Galadriel without Shane Lynch!
P.S. Shane really wanted you all to know Doja Cat just adopted a dog named Frodo. :)
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2023-06-281h 28
The SillymarillionS3 E18. LothTORIenThe Fellowship wipe off their fresh tears after the loss of their leader and friend and head onwards to Lothlórien. Which means, much to Tori's glee, MORE ELVES!! Paul gives another beautifully sung Tolkien song and together they balk over how much that designer mithril shirt costs in today's dollars.
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2023-05-171h 23
The SillymarillionS3 E17. A Moment of SilenceThis chapter was short but had everything happen all at once?! The emotion, the drama, the BALROG! You know what, no more summary, let's just dive right into it.
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2023-05-0557 min
The SillymarillionS3 E16. The Road Less Traveled"The road may lead to Moria, but how can we hope that it will lead through Moria?" GREAT QUESTION ARAGORN. We are gonna find out! The gang has their first legit battle, Gandalf says "NAUR!", and Paul and Tori geek out over the gorgeous design of this Door. Join us friends, as we descend into the dark.
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2023-04-191h 08
The SillymarillionS3 E15. The Nerds Go SouthIf you hear rain and thunder in the background, it's not extra ambience but Paul podcasting in the middle of a thunderstorm because COMMITMENT. Also in this episode, the Fellowship is finally and officially formed! We get a lovely little taste of dwarven history and stick along with us to find out if the hobbits freeze to death.
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2023-04-051h 03
The SillymarillionS3 E14. This Could've Been an EmailThe Council of Elrond! In other words, Group Storytime! In other words, The Board Meeting! In other words, This Could've Been an Email!! We get a lot of backstory, lore drops, and "Gandalf where the fck were you??" via group story time with the council. Also, the beginning of our fellowship is finally formed!
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2023-03-231h 30The SillymarillionS3 E13. Elves, Paul! Elves Everywhere!Join Tori and Paul as they start Book Two of Fellowship of the Ring with the chapter "Many Meetings" where there are So! Many! Meetings! Tori gleefully freaks out over Elrond and Glorfindel and Paul gives another glorious song rendition of a "Bilbo Baggins Original".
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2023-03-081h 28The SillymarillionS3 E12. Makin' My WayWhat do Vanessa Carlton and carbonated milk have in common? We talk way too long about them both in The Sillymarillion!
Join us this week as we talk through the group's travel montage, meet the legendary Glorfindel (again!), and bop to Sam the Bard's original song containing...a boner.
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2023-02-2253 minThe SillymarillionS3 E11. Aragorn's Q&ALet me see what you have? A knife! NO! Things get a little more dangerous when our dear hobbits lose their ponies and must trek through the marshes of Florida. They ask Aragorn a million questions and we get a beautifully sung ann-thennath of the meeting of Beren and Luthien by Paul. And finally, Frodo's first stabbing!
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2023-02-081h 02The SillymarillionS3 E10. Tall, Dark, and MysteriousIt's the Strider chapter! Come stride (ba dum, tsss) along with us as we finally meet and get some info on that mysterious fellow in the corner of the Prancing Pony. But before we can truly trust him, he needs to prove himself to Sam, the Body Guard-ner (ok ok we're done with the horrid puns). Queer Count: 38!
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2023-01-251h 04The SillymarillionS3 E9. Open Mic Night at the Prancing PonyHappy New Year listeners! It's 2023 and we've made it to the Prancing Pony! We start this episode with unfortunate Tom Bombadil sex jokes, meet the infamous Strider in the infamous Prancing Pony, and vibe along to Frodo's impressive open mic performance.
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2023-01-181h 06
The SillymarillionS3 E8. Have a Harrow Barrow ChristmasSanta kidnapped Molly so she could talk more hobbits with us! In this episode, Paul, Tori, and Molly chat over how Tolkien is really a horror author, start up another conversation on who/what really is Tom Bombadil, and take up Tom's advice to go touch some grass. Happy holidays and new year to you all! Cheers to more adventures together in 2023!
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2022-12-281h 24
The SillymarillionS3 E7. The Original Wife GuyHappy Honda Days! Welcome to Tom Bombadil part 2, Electric Boogaloo. We talk way too long about soup and Hondas and then we dive back into who really is this Tom guy...Is he a god? Is he a spirit? All we know for sure is he is a wife guy. Featuring a special guest, Tori's wife-guy, Steph!
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2022-12-141h 08
The SillymarillionS3 E6. DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!Trees to the left, trees to the right, trees above and trees below. But wait! Who's that! Tom Bombadil! Which just leaves Tori with more questions than answers!
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2022-11-3054 min
The SillymarillionS3 E5. On Clever Loyal HobbitsWe are still trekking through the Shire! Join Paul and Tori as they read through Chapter 4. A Short Cut to Mushrooms and Chapter 5. A Conspiracy Unmasked, where we cry over Sam's loyalty, gasp over Merry's cleverness, and cheer on Farmer Maggot.
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2022-11-161h 02
The SillymarillionS3 E4. Ringpops of Power Review!LOTR ROP SPOILERS! What the heck is Mithril, is the Stranger actually Gandalf, and how about that Sauron reveal?! We dig Erran back up from the mud so they can gush about Numenor and finally catch up and discuss together what we though of The Rings of Power, Season 1!
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2022-11-022h 18
The SillymarillionS3 E3. Birthdays, Baggage, and BagginsesElves! First Varda mention! Elf Song! Tori is feeling a lot like Sam in this episode. Paul and Tori go through Chapter 3, Three is Company where Frodo, Sam, and Pippin start their trek to "Buckland" and run into quite the cast of characters on their way.
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2022-10-191h 05
The SillymarillionS3 E2. There's More Than One Ring?!Incoming ring lore dump! After a brief gush sesh over our thoughts on the latest Rings of Power episode, we dive into Chapter Two of Fellowship of the Ring: The Shadow of the Past! Which essentially, is Gandalf giving Frodo backstory on the ring(s), both singular and plural, a lesson on morality, and a look into how truly powerful and dangerous this ring Frodo now possesses can be...Good luck, bud!
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2022-10-051h 29
The SillymarillionWelcome to The Sillymarillion!Welcome to The Sillymarillion! Where Paul (the forever fan) teaches Tori (the newcomer) all about J.R.R. Tolkien's tales and stories.
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2022-09-2303 min
The SillymarillionS3 E1. A Long Expected Reading"Then Thursday, September the 22nd, actually dawned. The sun got up, the clouds vanished, flags were unfurled and the fun began."
Did you know there are people on this earth who still have not read The Lord of the Rings? That number is about to go down by one as Paul finally introduces Tori to The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring! We dive into the prologue "Concerning Hobbits" and chapter one "A Long Expected Party" with special guest and the person who introduced Tori to The Lord of the Rings a couple years a...
2022-09-221h 56
The SillymarillionS2 E14. From Gundabad to GundaworseCW/TW: slight mention of rape in regards to fanfic tags and drug addiction in comparison to the Arkenstone.
The dragon is defeated within the first 10 minutes, what more could this movie be about?! Oh...that's right.
Join Paul and Tori as they watch the last installment of Peter Jackson's The Hobbit series: Battle of Five Armies. Tori watches as 17 armies join the battle, Sauron gets evicted, and Paul sheds some tears over Bagginshield.
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2022-08-3151 min
The SillymarillionE2 S13. Thranduil's FanclubForget Finding Nemo, this is Finding Thrain! Tori and Paul watch the next installment of Peter Jackson's The Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug. To no one's surprise, Tori screams about elves and falls in love with Thranduil while Paul dubs the Master and Alfrid as wastes of space.
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2022-08-171h 02
The SillymarillionS2 E12. Daddy ThorinPaul and Tori watch the first installment of Peter Jackson's The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey! Tori gleefully is introduced to dwarf culture, confusedly introduced to Radagast and darling Sebastian, and Paul reminds everyone that Thorin is indeed, Daddy.
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2022-08-0355 min
The SillymarillionS2 E11: I Burgle, You Burgle, He/She/They Burgle.Join Paul and Tori as they discuss their thoughts and feelings on 1977 Rankin/Bass's The Hobbit! They discuss Elrond's drip, creating their own version of Laketown, Tori learns "burgle" is an actual word, and may never recover from Dwalin and Balin's character design. Welcome to The Sillymarillion! Where Paul (the forever fan) teaches Tori (the newcomer) all about J.R.R. Tolkien's tales and stories. Come join us on Twitter and tell us how we should celebrate our one-year podcast anniversary!!
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2022-07-2058 minThe SillymarillionThe Eagles are Coming! E5. TROP Teaser Trailer pt. 2!Bonus Podcast! The Ringpops of Power just dropped a teaser trailer where we get characters, dialogue, dope scenery, trees and boats, songs, and METEOR SAURON?! We pull our favorite reoccurring guest Erran back to torment Paul and discuss all the excitement revealed in this new trailer! Welcome to The Sillymarillion! Where Paul (the forever fan) teaches Tori (the newcomer) all about J.R.R. Tolkien's tales and stories.
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2022-07-151h 50
The SillymarillionS2 E10: From Hobbit to Hero (The Hobbit Finale!)We've reached the final chapters of The Hobbit! In which, Tori thinks the danger is over with the death of Smaug behind us, but Thorin and Co (and Tori!) soon learn from Middle Earth's version of Twitter, Roäc, that it's just begun. We discuss the Battle of Five Armies, shed a tear or two, and are blessed with a couple songs sung by our dear Paul.
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2022-07-061h 27
The SillymarillionBonus Pod! Tori Gets Married!!!You are cordially invited to this Sillymarillion bonus podcast episode in which Tori and Paul catch-up after a month away of recording which includes a special recap of Tori and Steph's wedding! They laugh and cry and laugh some more and probably talk too long about the Rainforest Cafe...Special note from Tori: Thank you everyone for your kind gifts, cards, and words and thank you for going on these fantasy and real-life adventures with us.
2022-07-041h 17
The SillymarillionS2 E9: Live Twitch Charity Stream!On May 9th we hosted a Charity Stream over on our Twitch Sillymarillion to raise funds for reproductive rights and various abortion-rights groups in high-stakes US states. Together with you all, we did closet cosplays, Paul gave out a handful of voice impressions, did the splits, shaved his facial hair, Tori spilled wine on her partner's keyboard, got a little tipsy, together discussed a couple chapters in between all this chaos, and raised an incredible $1,059.21!!
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2022-05-251h 06
The SillymarillionS2 E8: Jimmy Ryan Reynolds TolkienThey did it! They reached the Lonely Mountain!! Bilbo meets Smaug the big bad dragon and realizes there are many holes in their not-thought-out plan. Bilbo gets very clever when speaking with Smaug but jokes on him, Smaug is more clever. Who decides to have a riddle-off against a dragon anyway?!
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2022-05-111h 08
The SillymarillionS2 E7: But Wait, There's Lore!Tori catches Paul up (between bites of sloppy joe) on Elf-Tori at Ren Faire and Bachelor-wreck shenanigans. After their quarterly lovefest over their listeners, they jump into chapter 9 and 10 of The Hobbit where Bilbo shows more feats of heroism by saving Thorin & Co (yet again!) from elf jail after their trespassing, before they float on down in barrels and crash Lake Town!
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2022-04-2757 min
The SillymarillionS2 E6. Timothée, Taco Bell, and TomnoddyWelcome to The Sillymarillion! Where Paul (the forever fan) teaches Tori (the newcomer) all about J.R.R. Tolkien's tales and stories.
This week Paul and Tori dive into the chapter "Flies and Spiders". Thorin and Co (and Bilbo!) were given two rules: 1. Don't stray off the path and 2. Don't touch the water. So what do they do? ...no need to guess, we're sure you're aware of where this is heading.
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2022-04-131h 00
The SillymarillionS2 E5. Ya Hey!Welcome to The Sillymarillion! Where Paul (the forever fan) teaches Tori (the newcomer) all about J.R.R. Tolkien's tales and stories.
Ya hey! Ya-harri-hey! Ya hoy! Bilbo's Dungeons and Dragons campaign continues when Dungeon Master Jimmy Tolkien throws wargs and goblins and a shapshifter (?!?!) at the Thorin and Co! Come listen to Paul voice 13 dwarves, a wizard, and a shapeshifting bear.
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2022-03-301h 06
The SillymarillionS2 E4. A Ring and a RiddleWelcome to The Sillymarillion! Where Paul (the forever fan) teaches Tori (the newcomer) all about J.R.R. Tolkien's tales and stories.
"Till suddenly his hand met what felt like a tiny ring of cold metal lying on the floor of the tunnel"...it's probably nothing. It can't possibly be important. What importance could a ring be in a series called Lord of the Rings? Paul and Tori reach the chapter that changes, as Tolkien so sweetly declared, Bilbo's entire career. (They also take a stab at a riddle or two).
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2022-03-161h 07
The SillymarillionS2 E3. Great Goblins!Welcome to The Sillymarillion! Where Paul (the forever fan) teaches Tori (the newcomer) all about J.R.R. Tolkien's tales and stories.
Rocks and blocks! Tinder and flint! Tolkien stop trying to make fetch happen! Paul and Tori chat through Chapter 4 of The Hobbit where we are introduced to goblins, goblin culture, and goblin song?!
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2022-03-0253 min
The SillymarillionS2 E2. The Sillymarillion ContractWelcome to The Sillymarillion! Where Paul (the forever fan) teaches Tori (the newcomer) all about J.R.R. Tolkien's tales and stories.
We're (t)rolling through Chapter 2 & Chapter 3, baby! Tori falls further in love with elves and we are blessed with Paul's various troll-accents, as we witness Bilbo and company face their first friends and foes!
A reminder that our podcast is an inclusive, safe space for folks of all races, backgrounds, genders, orientations, etc. Our Middle-Earth is for everyone!
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2022-02-1655 minThe SillymarillionThe Eagles are Coming! E4. TROP Teaser Trailer!Welcome to The Sillymarillion! Where Paul (the forever fan) teaches Tori (the newcomer) all about J.R.R. Tolkien's tales and stories. Bonus Podcast! The Ringpops of Power decided to band together sports fans, music fans, and Tolkien fans alike by dropping the first teaser trailer for The Rings of Power during the Superbowl. So of course, we grab Erran back from the mud pits to go frame by frame and pull whatever hints we can from these 60 seconds! Follow Erran! https://lesbiansforboromir.tumblr.com/ - Meta discussion blog https://lesbiansandboromir.tumblr.com/ - Art Blog @LesbianBoromir And come j...
2022-02-151h 29The SillymarillionThe Eagles are Coming! E3. The Posters!!!Welcome to The Sillymarillion! Where Paul (the forever fan) teaches Tori (the newcomer) all about J.R.R. Tolkien's tales and stories.
Bonus Podcast! The Ringpops of Power dropped TWENTY FOUR posters and we have a lot of thoughts and feelings about them!! So many thoughts and feelings that this is our longest episode...ever. Come along as we theorize every poster, ring, thread and prop and try to determine which character they may be in Tolkien's vast world. Featuring a familiar guest: Erran!
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2022-02-052h 11
The SillymarillionS2 E1. The Sillymarillion Meets The Hobbit!Welcome to The Sillymarillion! Where Paul (the forever fan) teaches Tori (the newcomer) all about J.R.R. Tolkien's tales and stories.
The Hobbit, chapter one, here we come! We meet Bilbo, Gandalf, and not one, not two, not three, four or five, but THIRTEEN dwarves! Join Tori and Paul as they discuss, recap, and give you a little reading excerpt with Paul's wonderful rendition of Gandalf.
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2022-02-0256 minThe SillymarillionThe Eagles are Coming! E2. Reactions to the First TrailerBonus Podcast! The upcoming Lord of the Rings Amazon series has revealed the series title and first trailer and...surprise! It's a show about rings!
Come watch, react, and debate what ringpop flavor each ring of power would be.
Are you ready for September 2nd, 2022?!
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2022-01-2123 minThe SillymarillionBonus Pod! The Not-Christmas Christmas EpisodeWelcome to The Sillymarillion! Where Paul (the forever fan) teaches Tori (the newcomer) all about J.R.R. Tolkien's stories.
Bonus Pod! Join Tori & Paul as they catch up, discuss what's in store for Season 2, and take a look back at their favorite, and least favorite, moments of The Silmarillion and The Sillymarillion.
Season 2, where we read through The Hobbit, coming to you 2/2/2022!
As always, thank you all for joining this journey with us. You listeners are our Fellowship.
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2022-01-2054 minThe SillymarillionE15. Hobbits in Heelys (The Silmarillion Finale!)Welcome to The Sillymarillion! Where Paul (the forever fan) teaches Tori (the newcomer) all about J.R.R. Tolkien's, The Silmarillion.
Paul and Tori catch up on the holidays, discuss who would be the best Heely-er within the Broship of the Ring, and go over The Silmarillion's epilogue which includes: the crafting of some familiar rings, sneaky Sauron, and one more war cuz why not!
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2021-12-3058 minThe SillymarillionE14. THE ENDWelcome to The Sillymarillion! Where Paul (the forever fan) teaches Tori (the newcomer) all about J.R.R. Tolkien's, The Silmarillion.
We've....we've finished....The Silmarillion?! Paul tells Tori about the War of Wrath, we brainstorm a Silmarillion sex toy line (SORRY TOLKIEN), and find out what finally happens to those blasted silmarils!
Come join us on twitter/email and tell us what you want to hear after we finish The Silmarillion and any questions you might have for us for a Q&A!
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2021-12-1559 minThe SillymarillionE13. The Fall of SPOILERWelcome to The Sillymarillion! Where Paul (the forever fan) teaches Tori (the newcomer) all about J.R.R. Tolkien's, The Silmarillion.
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Phew, after that lovefest, join us as we spout more nonsense and dive a little into Huor's lineage and (REDACTED)'s downfall.
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2021-12-1039 minThe SillymarillionE12. All's Fair in Love & WarWelcome to The Sillymarillion! Where Paul (the forever fan) teaches Tori (the newcomer) all about J.R.R. Tolkien's, The Silmarillion.
"Welcome back to this episode of "What Shit's Going to Hit the Fan Next!"" Do you remember those silmarils? Did you blissfully forget their existence like Tori? Guess what! They're back! Which means, tension, politics, civil wars aaaand...come find out with us. This book continues to get spicy.
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2021-11-0949 minThe SillymarillionE11. It Got Worse (The Tale of Túrin Turambar)Welcome to The Sillymarillion! Where Paul (the forever fan) teaches Tori (the newcomer) all about J.R.R. Tolkien's, The Silmarillion.
BUCKLE UP FOLKS THIS SHIT GETS WILD. We get deep into Túrin's story which...you think can't get worse...and every turn it gets so. much. worse. There's love, and death, and more love, and more death, and Tori has a new favorite character! Which as we learn, it is dangerous to fall in love with a character in The Silmarillion because....oh, you'll see.
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2021-10-271h 23The SillymarillionE10. The Battle of Unnumbered TearsWelcome to The Sillymarillion! Where Paul (the forever fan) teaches Tori (the newcomer) all about J.R.R. Tolkien's, The Silmarillion.
Here's a look at Tori's notes from this episode, with very incorrect name spellings fixed:
A silmaril is loose! There is a Fifth Battle! (Nicknamed the "Battle of Unnumbered Tears"...greeeaaaat.) Lúthien and Beren have a half-elf child named Dior who is both a fancy purse brand and Hannah Montana. Maedhros unionizes! Humans betray! Túrin throws goblets at racists! Will Morgoth ever die?!
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2021-10-1259 minThe SillymarillionE9. LIVE FROM LOS ANGELES!Welcome to the Sillymarillion! Where Paul (the forever fan) teaches Tori (the newcomer) all about J.R.R. Tolkien's, The Silmarillion.
We're coming to you LIVE! From LA! TOGETHER!!! We gush about meeting fellow fans at Bilbo's Birthday Bash, meeting each other IRL, playing Golfimbul, Paul's new romance with Del Taco, and after that Lord of the Rings lovefest, eventually dive back into the Shakespearean/Twilight whirlwind of a love story that is Beren and Lúthien.
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2021-09-281h 02The SillymarillionE8. Twilight Meets TolkienWelcome to the Sillymarillion! Where Paul (the forever fan) teaches Tori (the newcomer) all about J.R.R. Tolkien's, The Silmarillion.
In this episode, Paul introduces Tori to the infamous Silmarillion couple, Beren and Lúthien! Those silly Silmarils are back causing chaos as Beren must prove his love to Lúthien's pops by retrieving them from Morgoth in a deadly mission. Tori also makes the realization that Beren and Lúthien are just Tolkien's version of Edward and Bella.
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2021-09-141h 13The SillymarillionE7. Fire and Dragons and Elves, Oh My!Welcome to the Sillymarillion! Where Paul (the forever fan) teaches Tori (the newcomer) all about J.R.R. Tolkien's, The Silmarillion.
In this episode, Paul and Tori talk about Morgoth's fiery gender reveal, they are introduced to the first dragon, and Fingolfin goes all bad ass against Morgoth. (There are also a few tangents about Cats the movie (2019) and Halloween candy...you'll just have to listen.)
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2021-08-3153 minThe SillymarillionE6. "There's Always Another Storm"Welcome to the Sillymarillion! Where Paul (the forever fan) teaches Tori (the newcomer) all about J.R.R. Tolkien's, The Silmarillion.
Peace! Just kidding! Tori is introduced to Aredhel the White Lady of the Noldor, who is going through her angsty teenage rebellion stage. She sneaks away to meet up with *gasp* BOYS. And then get's married. And then has an elf kid. And then runs away with her kid. And then baby-daddy finds her. And THEN *spoiler spoiler spoiler*. (I swear Tolkien writes better reality TV than TLC. -Tori)
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2021-08-171h 20The SillymarillionE5. Humans Arrive and Fëanor DiesWelcome to the Sillymarillion! Where Paul (the forever fan) teaches Tori (the newcomer) all about J.R.R. Tolkien's, The Silmarillion.
The "sun" rises and so do humans! In this episode humans awake and Fëanor meets his match (in a very anticlimactic way?!). Tori really thought nothing could stop him but alas, everyone is a little bit mortal.
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2021-08-031h 06The SillymarillionThe Eagles are Coming! E1: Reactions to the First ScreengrabWelcome to the Sillymarillion! Where Paul (the forever fan) teaches Tori (the newcomer) all about the Silmarillion.
Bonus Podcast! The untitled upcoming Lord of the Rings Amazon series dropped the release date and a screengrab containing two very familiar trees. We called an emergency podcast session with special surprise guest Erran to discuss our theories, thoughts, and Tolkien tangents.
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And come join us on twitter, tell us your thoughts on the upcoming series, and if you're ready for September 2nd, 2022.
Erran...
2021-08-0347 minThe SillymarillionE4. Everyone DiesWelcome to the Sillymarillion! Where Paul (the forever fan) teaches Tori (the newcomer) all about the Silmarillion.
From Tori: This episode gets messy!!! Fëanor is on a mission to take back his precious Silmarils and won't let anything stop him and uhhh.....everyone dies. Ok, not everyone. But like, practically everyone. This episode blew my mind.
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2021-07-2052 minThe SillymarillionE3. Everything Gets FckedWelcome to the Sillymarillion! Where Paul (the forever fan) teaches Tori (the newcomer) all about the Silmarillion.
The Silmarills have arrived!! Tori finally learns what the Silmarills are and why Fëanor was obsessed with them (spoiler alert, it was all for the glow-up). Spoiler alert x2, Melkor fucks it all up. Here we go!
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2021-07-061h 10The SillymarillionE2. Keeping up with the NoldorWelcome to the Sillymarillion! Where Paul (the forever fan) teaches Tori (the newcomer) all about the Silmarillion.
Two truths and a lie! Which of these quotes are not from this episode? "Maybe it's Maybelline, maybe I'm just obsessed with the Star Queen", "They're the reality tv of the elves", "They're Hannah Montana-ing it"...We swear this is a Tolkien-based podcast.
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2021-06-221h 00The SillymarillionE1. Welcome to The Sillymarillion!Welcome to the Sillymarillion! Where Paul (the forever fan) teaches Tori (the newcomer) all about the Silmarillion.
In this episode, they discuss the fourteen Valar, Tori falls in love with Varda, Paul debates what really goes on in the Halls of Mandos, and how Melkor is actually Troy Bolton.
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