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Mango BaeBrown Wins and LossesFULL EPISODE ON PATREON GO THERE AND GET EARLY ACCESS, BONUS CONTENT, ARCHIVED EPS, AND MUCH MORE! Pranav has his first recurring role (on Daredevil go check it out!), Deli Boys premiere, and more...Syria on the other hand isn't doing hot, the durka durka gang is out in full force cleansing minorities and WE DON'T LIKE THIS!!!2025-03-2433 minMango BaeJonestown Indian MassacrePranav shaves his head, Why weren't Guyanese Indians invited to the jonestown cult? Also, hecklers at the mango bae show.2025-02-1735 min
Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude!YKWD #571 | Usama Siddiquee & Pranav Behari | Weird Food In IndiaThis week on YKWD Usama Siddiquee & Pranav Behari from The Mango Bae podcast join the show to teach Bobby about indian culture.Get the EXTRA YKWD, Watch LIVE and UNEDITED AThttps://www.patreon.com/robertkellyLIVE FROM THE SHED AND MORE ON PATREON DUDE!!!https://twitter.com/robertkellyhttps://twitter.com/YKWDpodcasthttp://instagram.com/ykwdudepodcasthttps://www.facebook.com/YkwdPodcast/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices2025-01-261h 11Mango BaeWha?!-Luigi/Intermittent Bussin'We discuss Pranav's extreme regimens and the spciy hot inuted healthcare ceo assassin (no HMO) Luigi Mangione.2024-12-3041 minMango BaeParallel Play w/ Kate LavrentiosThis episode is insanely fun. Kate tells us about her hard-charging days as a Boston Brawler, her fanatical admiration for Pranav's comedy, and her insanely funny IG series PARALELL PLAY.2024-11-2546 minMango Bae302: The Trump Rally Was Actually Pretty FunPranav gets a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to attend the Trump MSG rally.2024-11-1143 minMango Bae301: Hindus <3 Muslims!This episode is all about GROWTH: Usama respects women, Pranav respects Muslims!2024-11-0445 minMango Bae294: INDIANS DON'T TIPEric Adams calls India Pakistan (oops!), an Indian clickbaiter refuses to tip in NYC, Hanuman in texas, Pranav has a falling out.2024-09-1647 minMango BaeGirls Will Be Girls w/ Shuchi TalatiWe sit down with director Shuchi Talati to discuss her film "Girls Will Be Girls" (Winner of the Sundance Audience Award!)--Premiering the weekend of 9/13/24 in NYC--the movie is great and this episode is hilarious as she didn't expect Pranav and Usama to enjoy such a sensitive, artful film! We did! You should go see it on the weekend of 9/13!!! Follow @girlswillbegirls_themovie on Instagram!2024-09-0946 minMango Bae289: THEY SHOT TRUMP UNCLE?!Pranav DID predict this in January.2024-08-1235 minMango Bae284: Theater Kid Industrial ComplexWe talk: Iron Claw, Joe making fashion choices for his wife (big time fail), Pranav's financial illiteracy, and behind the patreon wall we discuss how theater kids are ruining the world.2024-07-0830 minMango Bae281: BJP Meltdown!The boys return after a triumphant trip out west--Pranav won some awards, usama smashed his Netflix is A Joke festival show and narrowly averts a massive health crisis hint hint. Also: Indian RWers start spiraling when things don't go their way; Indian libs continue being r-worded and run victory laps around their dismal showing in the Lok Sabha elections. Full ep on patreon!!!2024-06-1735 minMango Bae280: Jeet on Jeet ViolenceThe title says it all. Also, Pranav's mom sends a chilling warning to Mango Bae, then we call her to confront her, and much more!2024-06-1033 minMango Bae274: Uppity Browns and the MUSLIM WORLDThe guardian's super sexy article about India's assassination program, Pakistani army training their national cricket team, fascist fashion, Pranav leans into his curmudgeonly ways, and his unpopular but 100% true take on what's happening in the middle east. Full ep on patreon. We love you.2024-04-2929 minMango Bae273: Transgender Imams in Bangladesh, BroPranav and Usama talk about their respective acting gigs and a new. mosque for Hijras (transgender folk) in Bangladesh OF ALL PLACES WOW! Full ep is on the Patreon go over there and get it!2024-04-2240 minMango Bae272: Living in the Shadow of.a Legend ft. Dr. Ashish BehariPranav's brother, Dr. Ashish Behari, is on the pod. They discuss the anomaly of him being an alpha male Indian in America before there were any such role models, stories from when they were kids, him being an amazing brother and human being, and lots lots lotsa fun stuff--FULL EPISODE ON PATREON!2024-04-1540 minMango Bae263: Punjabi Drag RaceJoe get's recognized as the white voice of Mango Bae, a Punjabi couple shows us what true loves is, Pranav's parents react to Stavros' comedy special. Patreon is where it's at.2024-02-1227 minMango BaeNikki Haley is The WorstFull episode on PATREON! along with bonus content, early access, and lots more :) Pranav discusses how we ratioed a leading presidential candidate on X when he had less than 100 follows (follow him there @pranahaha), the Maldives vs. India Lakshadweep dispute, Sheikh Hasina remaining in power, and a special tribute to our friend and past Mango bae guest, Neel Nanda.2024-01-2232 minMango Bae259: Pali-Maxxing on main with Aaron MateWe hang out with our buddy Aaron Mate (Grayzone, Democracy Now) to talk about his evolution as a political journo, what's happening in Gaza, Twitter lore instigated by Pranav, and more!2024-01-1536 min
Semi-WokeAgeism vs The Gerontocracy | Semi-Woke #21Pranav and Sheria talk about whether it's ageist and ableist to make fun of Dianne Feinstein, Mitch McConnell, Joe Biden, and the other elderly oligarchs who control our lives while the skin melts off their bones. We also cancel Ice Spice for having a child twerk in her video and Sheria spreads misinformation about this week's Problematic Fave, Carlee Russell.
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Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/semiwokepod/support2023-08-1043 minSemi-WokeIs Barbie woke enough? | Semi-Woke #20Pranav and Sheria saw the Barbie movie and they can't stop talking about it. Is it woke enough to warrant all this discourse? Is Greta Gerwig this generation's Valerie Solanas? Or is it yassified Wayne's World? Also, where was Theresa? Barbie movie spoilers abound for the three people who haven't seen it.
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Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/semiwokepod/support2023-08-0353 minSemi-WokeStaying on Code | Semi-Woke #19Sheria teaches Pranav about getting and staying "on code" and the pros and cons of Black cultural codes of conduct. We talk about the online blowback from the texturism episode, the pros and cons of cultural gatekeeping and policing Blackness. We also read out our first listener-sent Problematic Fave. Send us your Problematic Fave. Message Semi-Woke on IG and we might read it on the show.
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Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/semiwokepod/support2023-07-2753 minSemi-WokeInsecure men and toxic vulnerability | Semi-Woke #18Pranav and Sheria talk about the spate of insecure men being exposed or exposing themselves all over the internet, in particular Jonah Hill, Keke Palmer's baby daddy, Lightskin Keisha's fiance, and Chloe Bailey's Z-list twitch streamer/ failed rapper boyfriend. Are these men controlling or are they setting boundaries and being vulnerable? Does society groom women to accept control and abuse in exchange for male companionship? What does Keke Palmer's baby daddy actually do? We find the answers to these questions and read a listener's Problematic Fave. DM the Semi-Woke Instagram and maybe we'll read yours on the show.
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Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/semiwokepod/support2023-07-1340 minSemi-WokeJoking about stillbirth w/ Liz Glazer | Semi-Woke #16Pranav and Sheria sit down with the hilarious Liz Glazer and talk about grieving with comedy, laughing after stillbirth, fascist baby sleep tutorials, and driving on ketamine.
Check out Liz's comedy album, A Very Particular Experience. Available on Spotify, iTunes, and Bandcamp.
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Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/semiwokepod/support2023-07-061h 13Semi-WokeImploded billionaires aren't funny | Semi-Woke #15Pranav and Sheria discuss the ethics of mocking the billionaires on imploding submersibles, media coverage of Oceangate vs the 300 migrants who capsized in the Mediterranean just a week before, why we need to steal from the rich for their own sake, and more!
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Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/semiwokepod/support2023-06-2935 minSemi-WokeEthical Head Injuries & Combat Sports w/ Alex ThachThis week we sit down with Pranav's kickboxing coach Alex Thach, owner and operator of Big Bear Muay Thai in Brooklyn. We discuss the pros and cons of combat sports, whether it's ethical to participate in or support MMA, the consequences of head injuries and CTE, and how to make an empowering space for Queer people to learn self-defense. Also, Sheria begs Alex not to turn Pranav's brain into hamburger meat.
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Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/semiwokepod/support2023-06-2254 minMango BaePranav saw a UFOBonus content on Patreon!! Also early access, archived eps, and more! Super cheap! Pranav saw a UFO; an Indian dude tries attacking the white house to institute a new global order, and lots more!!!2023-06-1936 minSemi-WokeRace-swapped casting, Black Mermaids, and the Revolution | Semi-Woke #13Sheria and Pranav discuss Disney's live-action The Little Mermaid, fall in love with Halle Bailey and argue about race-swapped casting. Is a Black mermaid revolutionary? If not, why does it cause such furor? We talk about the origins of race-swapped casting, yellowface, blackface, and the time Sheria got hate-crimed via an all-white production of Once on This Island. Follow us, rate us 5 stars, and go see The Little Mermaid.
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Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/semiwokepod/support2023-06-1542 minSemi-WokeThe Texturism Episode | Semi-Woke #12Sheria teaches Pranav about texturism, the natural hair movement, the history of hair-typing, and why laid edges are a tool of White supremacy. We talk about the connection between eugenics, genocide, and hair discrimination, and Sheria tries to sneak in some K-pop talk while Pranav cries. It's a good time. Like, follow, rate us 5 stars and keep it kinky.
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Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/semiwokepod/support2023-06-081h 07Mango BaeMore Indian Plane Pissers WHYPranav warned you that this was going to become a new genre of Indian stereotype and he was RIGHT. Indians and air travel. Super junglee content on patreon--se ya there!2023-06-0535 minSemi-WokeRainbow Capitalism, Bud Light, and Queer liberation | Semi-Woke #11Happy Pride! Pranav and Sheria discuss Rainbow Capitalism, Bud Light, Target, and the insane reaction to Dylan Mulvaney taking ONE sip of beer. Can we shop our way to liberation? Do brands really support the Queer community? No. Obviously not. Don't be ridiculous. Enjoy!
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Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/semiwokepod/support2023-06-011h 00Semi-WokeCompulsive Heterosexuality: Adrienne Rich Vs Tumblr | Semi-Woke #10Sheria brainwashes Pranav even more by teaching him about Adrienne Rich's theory of Compulsive Heterosexuality, the Comp-Het Tumblr doc, and why Queer communists should destroy the nuclear family.
Read Compulsive Heterosexuality and Lesbian Existence by Adrienne Rich here.
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Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/semiwokepod/support2023-05-2548 minSemi-WokeFear of a Fat Planet: Fatphobia and Racism | Semi-woke #9This Sheria talks with Pranav about fatphobia*, body positivity, medical racism, Pranav's dick, self-acceptance vs. growth, and lots more! THIS WEEK'S PROBLEMATIC FAVE IS A BERNIE MAC JOKE AND IT IS GREAT!
*This is part one of the conversation. We will have a guest with a better understanding of fatphobia and the fat experience to add much-needed nuance to this topic.
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Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/semiwokepod/support2023-05-181h 11Semi-WokeJordan Neely and the Systemic Brutality of American Life | Semi-Woke #8CW: This week, Pranav and Sheria discuss the death of Jordan Neely, the homelessness crisis in America, the mental health crisis in America, and the crisis of America in general. Sheria reflects on seeing her father in Jordan Neely and her struggles with mental health institutions. Pranav discusses an altercation he had with an unhoused person on his stoop who stole his expensive ass vacuum. Sheria plays BLAME CAPITALISM and tries to link big butts to capitalism. WE PROMISE THIS EPISODE IS FUNNY!
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Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/semiwokepod/support2023-05-111h 00Semi-WokeEating bugs and ticks w/ Benny Feldman | Semi-Woke #7Sheria and Pranav talk to Benny Feldman (Comedy Central, Just for Laughs Montreal), a hilarious NY comedian with Tourette's. Pranav and Benny met at a show where Pranav made an offensive joke about Tourette's ... it bombed. We discuss that awkward encounter, eating bugs to end capitalism and demi-sexuality. Follow Benny on IG @feldfrog. We love him and so will you.
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Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/semiwokepod/support2023-05-0456 minSemi-Woke"No more gender for you!" with Clara OlshanskyClara Olshansky is NYC Queer comedy royalty, a TikTok icon, and co-host of the My First Joke podcast. We got them to talk about comedy, gender, problematic Beatles lyrics, and being mistaken for a f*ckboi. Pranav struggles with they/them pronouns and Sheria starts sweating like Whitney Houston but we have a good time.
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Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/semiwokepod/support2023-04-271h 21Semi-WokeCan women be serial killers?Can you ethically consume true crime? This week Pranav and Sheria discuss Sheria's obsession with true crime and whether or not it is possible to consume True Crime ethically. They also discuss women breaking the glass ceiling of serial murder, whether women have the libido to be proper serial killers, and ask who's eviler; Aileen Wuornos or Hilary Clinton (HRC duh). This is all things true crime and it is HILARIOUS.
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Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/semiwokepod/support2023-04-2052 minSemi-WokeColorism unites us all.Pranav and Sheria talk about colorism in the Black and Indian communities. Why is colorism so pervasive? Is it worse for women and femmes? Do light-skin jokes reinforce colorism? ...Yes! We also reminisce about Pranav's formerly fat booty. He was dummy thicc. A lot of butt talk in this episode for some reason.
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Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/semiwokepod/support2023-04-131h 07Semi-WokeEpisode 3: White women in cornrows singing sutras.Update! There was an echo on the previous audio. It has been fixed. Episode 3: An Indian man and a Black woman walk into a podcast booth to talk about appropriation. Write your own punchline.
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Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/semiwokepod/support2023-04-061h 06Mango BaeBeef VigilantesFULL EPISODE ON PATREON--also bonus content, spicy archived episodes, early access to episodes, and access to our discord server! THIS EP: Joe has a junglee comedy story; Is Pranav scary?; funny cat names and comedy club names; Hindu meat vigilantes and plane pissers; Usama's special; Pranav wants to be a Hindu nationalist but can't be bc they're too stupid; beef smugglers; were The Smiths Hindutva?; And more--ON PATREON!2023-04-0335 minSemi-WokeI know it smell crazy in there: Black vs Indian Race WarIn the second episode of Semi-Woke Pranav and Sheria discuss the "I know it smell crazy in there" Twitter race war and dissect Black and Indian race relations. Will they usher in a new era of poc solidarity? Will they slap-box? Who will win? Tune in to find out.
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Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/semiwokepod/support2023-03-3042 minSemi-WokeRated ROn the first episode of Semi-Woke Pranav and Sheria break down what "woke" means and discuss the use of The "R" Word. CW: We use the Hard R in this episode. Both of them.
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Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/semiwokepod/support2023-03-2350 min
Semi-WokeSemi-Woke trailerSemi-woke is a collab between stand-up comedians, Sheria Mattis and Pranav Behari where Sheria brainwashes Pranav with one woke concept a week until he turns gay. Join the Semi-Woke mob and follow us wherever you stream your podcasts.
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Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/semiwokepod/support2023-03-2001 minMango Bae207: Retail Abuse With SujataPranav's childhood bestie--brilliant, beautiful, and hyper talented dancer Sujata--comes on to tell us her travails with retail workers, how it stems from her difficulties as a single woman in India, her unorthodox life as an Indian woman and dancer, and her lifelong friendship with Pranav. 2023-01-161h 03Mango Bae#202: Too Pajeet to QuitThe boys use a story about Pranav's adorable nephew as a jumpin goff point to discuss racial slurs directed at Indians!2022-12-1232 minMango Bae198: Karma's a Bloke, Innit? Rishi Sunak and India's RevengeWhat a wild week. Pranav has a run in with bad craft services as he becomes a famous actor, then the hboys dive into Imran Khan getting capped, how he actually staged it himself, the down badness of pakistan in general, Rishi Sunak FTW and how all south asians should celebrate instead of just being all whiny because he's basically just the Indian Obama--Karma's a bloke, innit guvna!2022-11-1445 minMango BaeHonorable Imam Andrew TatePranav is down bad bad when his GF finds a scandalous search and he decides, following the inspo of Imam Andrew Tate, to convert to Islam. Sorry haters. Islam is the one true religion for bros. This episode is quite funny--Pranav's despair is entertaining.2022-11-0743 minMango BaeArranged Marriage FTW!Don't try this at home! Or do! Are we teaching the kids well? Someone tries to Cuck Usama in Spain; a very special DM from a woman who leaves her white boyfriend for an arranged marriage. We rule. Please write us a review!2022-09-2638 minMango BaeMango Bae #190: 9/11 For Lunch :(Our annual 9/11 episode what's not to like? 2022-09-1945 minMango BaeSore Thumbs and Soccer HooligansA wild, fiun one: Pranav has a sore thumb and a bad habit, Usama almost gets into a PHYSICAL FIST FIGHT IN ENGLAND with some soccer hooligans. 2022-09-1248 minMango BaeIndian Matchmaking Season 2This week we attempt to satisfy the algorithm by talking Indian Matchmaking Season 2--Nadya's villain arc, keyed up Gujaratis, and how it's not really Indian matchmaking!2022-09-0550 minMango BaeMango Bae #187: Rice Deal Gone WrongWe talk the Anti-Shia serial murders in Albuquerque and lots more fun stuff!2022-08-2932 minMango BaeMango Bae #186: Salman Rush D Stage!The boys discuss the celestial vibes of the mango bae live show, the stabbing of salman Rushdie, Hindu violence vs Muslim violence, partition vibes, and lots more! 2022-08-2240 minMango BaeTurnt off Bengali Rubber JuiceA truly wild one. We had an amazing live show and we wanna thank everyone who came out. Share Mango Bae with your friends, this podcast literally makes life better.2022-08-1542 min
Mango BaeBridezilla wallah with Subhah Agarwal|Mango Bae # 184The boys are joined by our guest Subhah Agarwal, they talk about marrying yourself marrying other people, white people marrying into the culture, and more! 00:00:00- summary 00:00:16 - intro 00:00:50 - Usama impression 00:02:13 - Aziz impression 00:02:53 - Usama arrives 00:03:35 - Subhah impersonates Usama 00:04:23 – Live Show 00:05:58 – Subhah Introduction 00:07:28 – Marrying yourself (Brown of the week) 00:11:55 – Our families are so overreactive 00:13:35 – Marrying your self Part 2 00:16:58 – Subhah Love Life 00:21:25 – Subhah and wedding planning 00:30:30 – Usama at Akeshs weddi...2022-08-081h 02
Life in StitchesThe Life of a Tree with Pranav BehariOn this week's episode we reconnect with our favorite funny man Pranav Behari! We marinate in the heat, talk being a Bombay Becky, the golden period of exploitative college, becoming Carl's Junior Marx, non-dualism, the kidney in the room, flushing the toilet of your ego, and doing the thing.Go follow him on instagram @pranahahato go giggle even more with he and @usamastandup follow @yourmangobaeand go listen to Mango Bae on Apple Podcast, Spotify, etc to laugh your ass off.follow us on instagram @lifeinstitchespocastfor more fun content, videos, th...2022-08-021h 09
Mango BaeWhite Girl Carnage, Uncle Ricky Martin, and Osho Madness | Mango Bae # 183We talk white girls acting up, Osho, Parsis in entertainment, Ricky Martin being a bad uncle, and lots more fun! FOLLOW US : @yourmangobae 👉 https://www.instagram.com/yourmangobae/ @pranahaha 👉 https://www.instagram.com/pranahaha/ @usamastandsup 👉https://www.instagram.com/usamastandsup/ SUBSCRIBE ACROSS CHANNELS!!! Patreon Bonus Content!: https://www.patreon.com/mangobae Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/mango-bae/id1457454653 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/57jiIA07ChxbtWz0sjw...2022-08-0140 min
Mango BaeUK's First Indian Prime Minister? | Mango Bae # 182This week Pranav and Usama are talking about the heat wave hitting the UK, just another day in the office for the Mango Baes! The guys realize Indians are taking over and that they need to have a Sikh guest on soon! Have you watched Indiana Jones? These old movies are so wild, especially how women are treated. A lot of scenes with women being slapped. Shout out consent, and AOC! The guys find out which famous women are Indian and the latest celebrity dating gossip. Listen to the latest ep and be sure to like, subscribe and share!!2022-07-2552 min
Mango BaeLost Episode (On Acid) | MangoBae # 181This week the boys rift while on the greens. They talk about why they think the other person is a great comedian, FOB food moments, Forest Gump? They drive into what it is like dating European women, why the old and blind need to start pulling their weight, and how they first met. 🥭This is a throwback episode that used to live on the patreon! There is so much content on the Patreon, you have to go check it out!🙌🥭 00:00:00 intro 00:00:41 Usama and Pranav are great comedians 00:06:10 The greens hitting in 2022-07-1848 min
Mango BaeAstrology with Elizabeth Aziz | Mango Bae #180This week the guys are joined by astrologer, comedian, Actress, Elizabeth Aziz AKA Liz! They talk about their childhood and how the Disney movie, Mulan was ahead of its time. Also how much effort they had to put in to getting something from their parents that would turn into a Shark Tank episode. Listen to this hilarious episode and how Pranav and Usama learn about their astrological signs! #Comedy #Podcast #MangoBae 00:00:00 Summary 00:00:20 Mango Bae Song 00:00:54 Intro 00:01:52 Our guest Elizabeth Aziz 00:02:28 Elizabeth on a Bus2022-07-111h 07
Mango BaeAdam Waheed's Comedy TAKEOVER | Mango Bae #179This week we have comedic powerhouse Adam Waheed on to discuss online fame, early struggles in the content game, weird fans, going Hollywood, and bad pitches from brown uncles! Intro 1:20 Adam's humble content beginnings 3:32 Redman a megastan 8:21 Adam and Chief Keef 12:52 Weirdest fans 16:32 Brown uncles pitching ideas 18:18 Adam making movies 20:15 Greatest thing to happen to Adam 24:10 stand up vs sketch 28:00 collab with Anwar 38:20 on Ramble On 42:00 2022-07-0546 min
Mango BaeElephant gets REVENGE on old Lady! (ft. Kaneez Surka) | Mango Bae # 178We have hilarious South-African-Indian comedic sensation Kaneez Surka on the pod! We talk elephant attacks, white women as a prize in diaspora dating, Radha Iyengar Plumb in the pentagon, the (bad) meaning of Kaneez, and lots more! FOLLOW US : @yourmangobae 👉 https://www.instagram.com/yourmangobae/ @pranahaha 👉 https://www.instagram.com/pranahaha/ @usamastandsup 👉https://www.instagram.com/usamastandsup/ SUBSCRIBE ACROSS CHANNELS!!! Patreon Bonus Content!: https://www.patreon.com/mangobae Apple Pod...2022-06-2757 min
Mango BaePROBLEMATIC Indian Body Spray Ad??| Mango bae # 177India needs a cultural firewall around it! From Jews to Ball-less Italians--this episode has it all! Broadway plays, Jews, Pranav's bad personality, a comic we talk about who has no name, bad indian advertising, Layer'r body spray, western depictions of desis in the news, and more! contents 0:00 Usama on Broadway 2:40 Pranav being a hater 3:50 dumb ppl that act smart 6:30 Castratis | 9:36 Bad comedian talks smack 11:30 Autism markers 14:00 C***** S****** 15:15 Layer'R Shot 21:00 Pranav's Jordan Peterson impression 24:00 ...2022-06-2034 min
Mango BaeAl Qaeda in India! | MangoBae #176This week we discuss Usama getting heckled, the origins of some famous phrases, Al Qaeda threatening attacks in India, and much more!2022-06-1349 min
Mango BaeSwedish Food is Terrible?! ft. Sameer "Dad" Naseem | Mango Bae #175This week we have one of our favorite people on the pod, Sameer Naseem of hte Halal Cartels podcast! We talk the Azov battalion rebranding, Swedengate, having twins and still living a party life, Usama being confused for a Korean comedian, parenting tips, bad run-ins with the cops, and more! FOLLOW US : @yourmangobae 👉 https://www.instagram.com/yourmangobae/ @pranahaha 👉 https://www.instagram.com/pranahaha/ @usamastandsup 👉https://www.instagram.com/usamastandsup/ SUBSCRIBE ACROSS CHANNELS!!! Patreon Bonus Content...2022-06-0649 min
Mango BaeMonkeypox, Trump in Uvalde, Gyanvapi madness | Mangobae #174On this week's episode: Usama gets groped (again), Chappelle’s attacker speaks, Monkeypox madness, more Hindu-Muslim grief in India, a Trinidadian standoff, a mass shooting (again). #Comedy #Podcast #MangoBae 0:20 contents 3:00 Usama gets groped 5:50 Brown of the Week 10:15 Hindus love vows 13:06 Gyanvapi mosque 18:00 bad vigilanteism in India 24:30 Chappelle's attacker 34:40 Monkeypox! 42:30 Shootings! FOLLOW US : @yourmangobae 👉 https://www.instagram.com/yourmangobae/ @pranahaha 👉 https://www.instagram.com/pranahaha/ @usamastandsup 👉https://www...2022-05-3153 min
Mango BaeDad Jokes, Shivlings, and Mosques | Mango Bae # 173This week we discuss transitioning (into a new studio), paternal approval in comedy(our dads hate our jokes), Usama’s awkward encounter with a famous comic, fashionable Korean racists, Sanjeev and Sadhana Prasad suing their son for grandchildren, and the Gyanvapi mosque controversy in India! Thanks for listening and please consider supporting us on patreon! FOLLOW US : @yourmangobae 👉 https://www.instagram.com/yourmangobae/ @pranahaha 👉 https://www.instagram.com/pranahaha/ @usamastandsup 👉https://www.instagram.com/usamastandsup/ SUBSCRIBE ACROSS CHANNELS!!! 2022-05-2356 min
Mango BaeMovie with New York Nico, Hairless cats, and Horny Jinns w Kareem | Mango Bae # 172We hang out w our boy Kareem (@kareem) and talk about his movie with New York Nico, ancient Egyptians, Osho, Jinns, how to get a hairless cat, and how he doesn't care about things anymore. Subscribe to our patreon and support us! FOLLOW US : @yourmangobae 👉 https://www.instagram.com/yourmangobae/ @pranahaha 👉 https://www.instagram.com/pranahaha/ @usamastandsup 👉https://www.instagram.com/usamastandsup/ SUBSCRIBE ACROSS CHANNELS!!! Patreon Bonus Content!: https://www.patreon.com/mangobae ...2022-05-1654 min
Mango BaeHow to Find Indians ft Adam Mamawala | Mango Bae #171In this episode the boys discuss Imran Khan’s ouster from power, cricket metaphors,getting defensive of our mother’s beating techniques, Adam’s half Indian upbringing in Jersey and the Midwest, his racist grandfather, his divorce, his upcoming album, and lots more! Thanks for listening and please consider supporting us on Patreon! FOLLOW US : @yourmangobae 👉 https://www.instagram.com/yourmangobae/ @pranahaha 👉 https://www.instagram.com/pranahaha/ @usamastandsup 👉 https://www.instagram.com/usamastandsup/ SUBSCRIBE ACROSS CHANNELS!!! Patreon Bonus...2022-05-091h 01
Mango BaePole dancing, blocking parents on IG, gigolo sons | Mango Bae # 170This week we're joined by Sonali, a pole dancer who breaks down the pole life, her unorthodox Bengali family, blocking her parents on IG, overly supportive Indian uncles in her comments, her brother in jail, the therapy of the pole, and more! FOLLOW US : @yourmangobae 👉 https://www.instagram.com/yourmangobae/ @pranahaha 👉 https://www.instagram.com/pranahaha/ @usamastandsup 👉https://www.instagram.com/usamastandsup/ SUBSCRIBE ACROSS CHANNELS!!! Patreon Bonus Content!: https://www.patreon.com/mangobae Apple Pod...2022-05-0251 min
Mango BaePlantation Comedy, Spicy Eyes, 49 Reasons to Beat an Indian | Mango Bae # 169Our Patreon doomsday clock; hole: to show or not to show? Usama’s road gig on a Deep South plantation; hanging with MLK’s niece; Indian maternal justice in Telangana; eyeball achar; pepper punishments; innovative beatings; all 49 reasons to get beat; how old is Hasbulla? Progeria and Islam; should we beat our kids? FOLLOW US : @yourmangobae 👉 https://www.instagram.com/yourmangobae/ @pranahaha 👉 https://www.instagram.com/pranahaha/ @usamastandsup 👉https://www.instagram.com/usamastandsup/ SUBSCRIBE ACROSS CHANNELS!!! Patreon Bonus...2022-04-2541 min
Mango BaeDubai, Mutton Curry, Domestic Strife | Mango Bae # 168Usama and Pranav talk about Usama's time in Dubai, desi slaves in the Arab world, Indians having no respect for personal space, an Indian guy in Telangana who called the cops on his wife for not cooking him mutton curry (truly the GOAT), beatings: Italians vs. Indians? Probably the Irish. Some amazing movie stories, and we end on the greatest story ever told, starring Pranav's childhood bestie, Neil. FOLLOW US : @yourmangobae 👉 https://www.instagram.com/yourmangobae/ @pranahaha 👉 https://www.instagram.com/pranahaha/ @usamastandsup 👉https://www.instagram.com/usamastandsup/ 2022-04-1836 min
Mango BaeTinder in Kashmir ft. Bassam Shawl| Mango Bae # 167This week's episode is sponsored by Baked With Lori (@bakedwithloriny), providing the finest edibles in all of NYC, including Staten Island! This week we hang out with our boy Bassam Shawl, a Kashmiri-American comic who schools us on all things Kashmir. He tells us about protest drama, the origins of the conflict, his personal views, his marriage, his work inside the beltway as a lobbyist, and much more! Be sure to check out our patreon for hours of bonus content and definitely check out @bakedwithloriny to place your edible order! FOLLOW US :2022-04-1156 min
Mango BaePepper Sprayed, Texas Terrorists, and ISIS Brides | Mango Bae # 166THIS IS A VERY ISLAMIC EPISODE! Junglee Story: Usama gets pepper sprayed on the subway and lives through a three stooges moment; Our BoW is Tanya Joya, a former ISIS bride who had an affair with Islamophobic republican congressman VAN TAYLOR from TEXAS. This devolves into a convo about closeted republicans’ choice of gay establishments, why radical Islamists love Texas, Islamic rock music, Usama’s run in with terrorists, Pranav’s run in with terrorists, and much more! 0:00 intro/Russia stop it! 1:20 PATREON SHOUTS 2:30 Usama gets pepper sprayed ...2022-04-0440 min
Mango BaeDeep Fried Sharia ft. Ismael Loutfi | Mango Bae # 165We hang out with our good buddy Ismael Loutfi, a very funny comedian who has a special out on comedy central which you should all check out. We talk accents, how he's the Syrian Jeff Foxworthy (just his look), and how he got Muslim-married at 16 so he could hook up with his high school girlfriend. He's super racist against Indians but we love him. All in all a very funny episode! FOLLOW US : @yourmangobae 👉 https://www.instagram.com/yourmangobae/ @pranahaha 👉 https://www.instagram.com/pranahaha/ @usamastandsup 👉https://www.instagram.com/usamastandsup/ 2022-03-2847 min
Mango BaePranav's Mom pt 2 | Mango Bae # 164Auntie keeps things sanitized: oh did I beat Pranav? Well, let me tell you both a time I protected him! We discuss her favorite profanities, and her denials, her career in espionage, her online stalking habits, and much more! FOLLOW US : @yourmangobae 👉 https://www.instagram.com/yourmangobae/ @pranahaha 👉 https://www.instagram.com/pranahaha/ @usamastandsup 👉https://www.instagram.com/usamastandsup/ SUBSCRIBE ACROSS CHANNELS!!! Patreon Bonus Content!: https://www.patreon.com/mangobae Apple Podca...2022-03-2146 min
Mango BaePranav's Mom pt 1 | Mango Bae # 163Don’t listen to this episode. Pranav’s mom, who he loves, is on it. Does she love Pranav? Yes. Does she like him? Not really. But she insists that he’s a good boy. She’s not having a great time. Neither is Pranav. Usama seems to be enjoying himself. #Comedy #Podcast #MangoBae FOLLOW US : @yourmangobae 👉 https://www.instagram.com/yourmangobae/ @pranahaha 👉 https://www.instagram.com/pranahaha/ @usamastandsup 👉https://www.instagram.com/usamastandsup/ SUBSCRIBE ACROSS CHANNELS...2022-03-1447 min
Mango BaeMoving Skin with Divya the Taxidermist | Mango Bae # 162This week we sit down with Divya Anantharaman of Gotham Taxidermy! Divya is an Indian goth maven who immortalizes the mortal forms of deceased animals not including humans, sadly :(. We talk about how she got started in the business, Indian goths in general, her upbringing in Miami, serial killers, birds, and lots more—super interesting and fun episode! Thanks for listening and remember to subscribe to us on Apple podcast, Spotify, YouTube, and PATREON where you can get hours of bonus content! 0:00 intro 2:00: Miami food is terrible 2:45: Usama’s Uber: Bad...2022-03-0749 min
Mango BaeInventing Ron Wheaton (Blade) - Usama is a TV Star | Mango Bae # 1610:00 Lincoln was all gay 2:25 Patreon shout outs 3:09 Pranav is not smooth 9:58 bad advice/pee boner 10:55 BoW: Praganananda the King 17:49 Usama is a TV star! We kick thing off with abe Lincoln's sexual habits, the civil war, then shout out the newest members of our patreon family. Pranav tells a story about being very not smooth with a girl, and Usama follows up with some advice on drunken sex. Then we talk about Praganananda, a 16 chess champ who ousted the number one white guy in...2022-02-2838 min
Mango BaeMarx Brother ft Bhaskar Sunkara| Mango Bae # 160The boys hangout with Bhaskar Shankara l, editor and founder of @jacobinmagazine about: Subhah Chandra Bose’s mixed legacy, Bhaskar’s Trinidadian-Indian origins , the state of the left in the US. FOLLOW US : @yourmangobae 👉 https://www.instagram.com/yourmangobae/ @pranahaha 👉 https://www.instagram.com/pranahaha/ @usamastandsup 👉https://www.instagram.com/usamastandsup/ SUBSCRIBE ACROSS CHANNELS!!! Patreon Bonus Content!: https://www.patreon.com/mangobae MANGO MERCHANDISE: https://www.mangobae.com/ ABOUT: Stand up comedians and badmaashi boys Usama Si...2022-02-211h 08
Mango BaeMango-Pilled Discourse | Mango Bae # 1590:00 start 2:35 Patreon love 3:40 A Sad Jamaican 9:50 BoW—Brahmdeo the Vax King 19:00 the state of covid today 27:00 Pranav deals with racism 32:00 shut up cable news idiots Usama has a sad Jamaican Uber driver who just got divorced and fired as a DJ, which was hilarious. An elderly Indian man named Brahmdeo finds the fountain of youth in 8 jabs of the vaccine. Usama’s grandfather died from a bad blood transfusion and his mom hasn’t trusted doctor’s since. Then Pranav talks about being bl...2022-02-1438 min
Mango BaeDhaval's Crazy Diamond Life | Mango Bae # 158This week we sat down with the incredible Dhaval Zota, a diamond dealer in NYC! A true Gujju badass, he gets into how to check if a diamond is high quality, what happens when customers try to rip him off (is it murder?!?!), and who really runs them diamond streets. Our Jungli story of the week: Pranav buys a cursed gemstone that ruins his life. Obviously his beautiful mom has to save him from destruction. This ep is a fast paced one full of jokes and gyaan -- enjoy! JOIN THAT PATREON ALREADY FOR THAT EXCLUSIVE CONTENT! 2022-02-0744 min
Mango BaePranav and Usama are Bored of Sex | Mango Bae # 157These week's episode we riff hard on the Taliban for some reason: Pranav has a book of their poems, destroying musical instruments and beheading mannequins; we talk about Usama's experience with a doppleganger following him around the NY comedy club scene; our Brown of the Week is Gangaram the Crocodile (RIP); discussions around India's relationship to animals, their presence in the ten avatars of Hindusim, camels in Islam, and nature in religion; the problem of being too promiscuous, the energetic exchange and then drain, and the relationship between nymphomania (or satyriasis) and depression. 2022-01-3146 min
Mango BaeGreen Card Hacks ft. Moe Yaqub - Mango Bae # 156:Today we're joined by Pakistani- (American???) comedian Moe Yaqub (@moeyaqubcomedy). Moe tells us how he played the long game to sleep with a woman, and then didn't! Weird, Moe! He also has a weird mix of an Indian-Minnesota accent. How he didn't touch a woman until he came here. We do impressions of Usama and talk about his extra ass charm. Then Moe tells us about he gamed the bureaucracy to get his greencard! Take notes! We also discuss Veerappan, our favorite Indian bandit after Phoolan Devi. He kidnapped a film star(nice), did genocide on elephants (bad), and...2022-01-2447 min
Mango BaeLove is Bad | Mango Bae #155Pranav's nephew Sajel visits the pod briefly! Then quickly leaves. We make fun of Euphoria, which is definitely written by Christians. Usama gets detained by the TSA! Pranav shares his own TSA romance/drama. Some crypto talk! Delhi vs. Mumbai! Our Brown of the Week is Jaswant Singh Chail/Darth Jones who tried to kill Queen Elizabeth with a crossbow after announcing it on Snapchat. Usama discusses some romantic woes and the two unpack the tribulations of vulnerability in the arms of another. Love as a constant flux of power, never fully in balance, and feels super bad sometimes...2022-01-1750 min
Mango BaeMango Bae #154: Anti-Social MediaMango Bae goes viral! Our take on Vir Das set the internet ablaze - we talk some of the hilarious comments on both sides of the issue. Our Brown of the Week is the businessman Ramesh “Sunny” Balwani. He is connected romantically to the disgraced Theranos founder Elizabeth Holmes. She accuses him of being abusive - was he really or was he just a super Indian uncle? We then get into the main topic of social media - it is slowly crushing us as a society and we go off on it!!! Finally, we have a Mango Bae Fixes Your...2022-01-1050 min
Mango BaeMango Bae #153 "Permanent Outsider ft. Vishnu Vaka"Usama gets sexually harassed on the road! Our Brown of the Week is Parag Agarwal, the new Indian head of Twitter, and we discuss the racial backlash against Indians in positions of power. The new Indian twitter. We talk to comedian Vishnu Vaka about his transient upbringing and how being a permanent outside has influenced his comedy. Similarities between rural Andhra Pradesh and…West Virginia? How Apu on the Simpsons was a symbol of representation. In our advice portion for Patreon subscribers, we advise EM on how she can finally get a date! Apu, The...2022-01-0345 min
Mango BaeMango Bae #152: “Indian Americans"This episode of Mango Bae starts off with a story about one of Usama’s crazy exes - was he in the wrong? Our Brown of the Week is Suraj Kumar, a man who killed his wife with a COBRA?!? Doesn’t get more Indian than that, people. Out topic: Indians vs. Indian-Americans. Desis of the diaspora and South Asians who live on the subcontinent are always squabbling over something! The ones who live in the countries we’re from always bristle when when we Americans weigh in on their issues and we in the U.S. of A. seem t...2021-12-2743 min
Mango BaeMango Bae #151: “Talking Parents"This ep's Brown of the Week is Srikesh Kumar--a guy who came miraculously back to life after being hit by a motorcycle. We talk about Nargis and her evolving obsession with Mango Bae. Our topic: how our conversations with our immigrant parents evolved over the years. Were we just a form of labor? Probably! Then we talk about how the tension we felt with our parents ultimately helped us. Abuse, beatings, love--this episode has it all.2021-12-2039 min
The No Fly List81 - Pranav Behari: No ShameThis week, Atheer (@AtheerYacoub) and Amamah (@AmamahSardar) are joined by stand-up comedian Pranav Behari (@Pranahaha) who is one half of Mango Bae (@YourMangoBae). In this silly, fun episode, we get down and dirty about our bathroom habits, covid romance, and how to handle cheating friends!
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You Can't Laugh At ThatEp. 63 - Indian Stereotypes Ft. Pranav BehariHe's performed in festivals all over the country and he's not in Al Qaeda: comedian and cohost of the Mango Bae podcast Pranav Behari joins us to prove that you CAN laugh at Indian stereotypes, even if the stereotype is misplaced, misinformed, or lazy.In this episode, we talk about:-Why nothing is funny on Twitter.-Tragedy + time = comedy: what are the variables that make laughing at the negative okay?-Pranav’s start in comedy.-Being present while delivering a joke for the 9000th time.-Remembering that co...2021-04-261h 11
Spice Rack BoyzEp. 26 - Indian Bully (feat. Pranav Behari)The Spice Rack Boyz hang with Pranav Behari from Mango Bae to discuss podcast theme songs, Jewish cuisine, anti-Asian violence, growing up brown in white towns, penis transplants, Indian bullies, arranged marriages, podcast beef, long hair, the writing packet scam for John Stewart's new show, the comedian writing process, Mad magazine/TV, donating a kidney, Indian mom guilt, brown vs. white parenting styles, Jewish-Indian connection, the origin of the Mango Bae podcast and many more delicious topics in another spicy episode!
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Asian Not AsianHot Older Co-Host Energy (w/ Pranav Behari, Mango Bae)Fumi is away doing another show Bumcrap State Technical University, so Mic invites Pranav Behari (Mango Bae Podcast) on the show. They talk about how Mic can up his Zuncle game, why Fumi is so emo, and how to hit on South Asian ladies. There's no high-pitched Fumi laugh, but there's plenty of hahas in this ep!!Check out Pranav’s podcast “Mango Bae” wherever you get your pod!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy6bxCzM7NDY252Ci7QPDkA We're doing HACK CITY IRL on OCTOBER 18th 7pm (Su...2020-10-051h 11Asian Not AsianIndian Matchmaking w/ Pranav from Bed-Stuy (w/ Pranav Behari, MangoBae)This one is all about INDIAN MATCHMAKING on NETFLIX! Let’s face it. If we’ve learned anything from the white women takeover of yoga and astrology, it’s that they are only a few years away from appropriating arranged marriages. This is our conversation with Indian Matchmaker Pranav from Bed-Stuy.Check out his parody of Indian Matchmaking here: https://youtu.be/XF6LuANueYg U P C O M I N G E V E N T S ! - RSVP https://linktr.ee/asianno...2020-08-0343 min
How C*m08 Anal 401 (Usama Siddiquee + Pranav Behari)Remy is joined by her friends and fellow NYC comedians, the ridiculously funny hosts of Mango Bae; Pranav Behari and Usama Siddiquee. Prepare to guffaw on this wild LOLercoaster full of truly one-of-a-kind wet dream stories from BOTH of our guests, a WAY too in depth look at Tik Tok, and a rousing (arousing?) game of "Should You Put This In Your Ass?" Pranav and Usama compete for the title 'How Cum's Sexiest Man' as they talk feminism, treating people properly in bed, and why the best men value successful funny women, instead of being intimidated by them. Finally...2020-05-181h 03
Eat Pray Judge - A Movie PodcastEat Pray Judge - Episode 78 - Caddyshack with Pranav BehariAnother hot one. We had Pranav Behari from Mango Bae drop by to convince us that Caddyshack is actually a pretty woke film about class struggle, neoliberal capitalism, and gopher that can be a cypher for any oppressed community looking to resist. Episode drops on Wednesday.2020-02-121h 06
We're All Psychos with Dylan Palladino#49 - Pranav Behari Was Robbed By A SnakeWaddup!! How the hell are you psychos? There are a lot of newcomers and I am excited as hell for you all to join the Empire. IF you're new, go ahead and hit that subscribe button btw. Also leave a review, cuz that would be sick as hell. Today we have another fantastic comedian and all around great dude, Pranav Behari (@pranahaha). We quickly realize that we are true homies and talk about a bunch of shit including: *Visiting India every year growing up and how it gave him perspective *Finding his first...2019-07-172h 26
What's Going On PodcastEp. 64 - Pranav Behari (Mango Bae)This week we are joined by the one and only Pranav Behari. He is flat out funny and is the co-host of the hilarious podcast Mango Bae, which has featured guests like Hasan Minhaj. Pranav does comedy all over NYC. We talked about his recent episode with Hasan, also how to get better at comedy and life among many other great topics. Tune in! Spread the word, subscribe! 2019-04-1540 min
A Thousand Serious MovesS01 E02 - Pranav BehariWelcome back, guys! On this weeks episode, I reflect on the struggles of quitting smoking. I also interview fellow comic & writer Pranav Behari. We talk about Hinduism, Karma, being dumb and creativity. 2017-11-1649 min