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Mango Bae327: Indo-Pak War, SINNERS REVIEWWe brought on our buddy Moe Yaqub to discuss the recent terror attack in Pahalgam, and the likelihood of India and Pakistan going to war. And, more controversially, we talk about Usama hating SINNERS.2025-05-0836 minMango BaeBrown Wins and LossesFULL EPISODE ON PATREON GO THERE AND GET EARLY ACCESS, BONUS CONTENT, ARCHIVED EPS, AND MUCH MORE! Pranav has his first recurring role (on Daredevil go check it out!), Deli Boys premiere, and more...Syria on the other hand isn't doing hot, the durka durka gang is out in full force cleansing minorities and WE DON'T LIKE THIS!!!2025-03-2433 minMango BaeUsama Got Bit By His UncleUsama has some family fun in LA, Zelensky gets mogged, and more--full episode is on Patreon!2025-03-1734 minMango Bae"They Just Like Us"We unpack Kendrick spiking the ball in Drake's endzone, and Usama getting brutally roasted by black comics.2025-03-1041 minMango BaeJonestown Indian MassacrePranav shaves his head, Why weren't Guyanese Indians invited to the jonestown cult? Also, hecklers at the mango bae show.2025-02-1735 minMango BaeWha?!-Luigi/Intermittent Bussin'We discuss Pranav's extreme regimens and the spciy hot inuted healthcare ceo assassin (no HMO) Luigi Mangione.2024-12-3041 minMango BaePenn Mog-Sala w/Harshil ShuklaOur hilarious buddy and cutie pie Harshil tells us all about his career with Penn Masala--the addictions, sordid affairs, violent in-fighting. Hahaha JK it was mad chill. He also tells us about a time Usama challenged a Penn Masala singer to a contest and tried to mog him at UT Austin.2024-12-0943 minMango BaeParallel Play w/ Kate LavrentiosThis episode is insanely fun. Kate tells us about her hard-charging days as a Boston Brawler, her fanatical admiration for Pranav's comedy, and her insanely funny IG series PARALELL PLAY.2024-11-2546 minMango Bae302: The Trump Rally Was Actually Pretty FunPranav gets a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to attend the Trump MSG rally.2024-11-1143 minMango Bae301: Hindus <3 Muslims!This episode is all about GROWTH: Usama respects women, Pranav respects Muslims!2024-11-0445 minMango Bae298: Shafi Hossain is Not From HereOur buddy Shafi Hossain talks about his childhood in Bangladesh, starting comedy in Albany, looking up to Usama as a kid, and his new special NOT FROM HERE--out now on YouTube!!!2024-10-1442 minMango Bae294: INDIANS DON'T TIPEric Adams calls India Pakistan (oops!), an Indian clickbaiter refuses to tip in NYC, Hanuman in texas, Pranav has a falling out.2024-09-1647 minMango BaeGirls Will Be Girls w/ Shuchi TalatiWe sit down with director Shuchi Talati to discuss her film "Girls Will Be Girls" (Winner of the Sundance Audience Award!)--Premiering the weekend of 9/13/24 in NYC--the movie is great and this episode is hilarious as she didn't expect Pranav and Usama to enjoy such a sensitive, artful film! We did! You should go see it on the weekend of 9/13!!! Follow @girlswillbegirls_themovie on Instagram!2024-09-0946 minMango Bae289: THEY SHOT TRUMP UNCLE?!Pranav DID predict this in January.2024-08-1235 minMango BaeGoat-ians ElevenUsama's "special fast", Jains rescuing goats on Eid, Om Prakash and Mujahid's tragic sex-change love story.2024-07-2934 minMango Bae284: Theater Kid Industrial ComplexWe talk: Iron Claw, Joe making fashion choices for his wife (big time fail), Pranav's financial illiteracy, and behind the patreon wall we discuss how theater kids are ruining the world.2024-07-0830 minMango BaeBengali Bus JusticeUsama paints a racist picture, cricket jingoism, the korean war?2024-07-0134 minMango Bae281: BJP Meltdown!The boys return after a triumphant trip out west--Pranav won some awards, usama smashed his Netflix is A Joke festival show and narrowly averts a massive health crisis hint hint. Also: Indian RWers start spiraling when things don't go their way; Indian libs continue being r-worded and run victory laps around their dismal showing in the Lok Sabha elections. Full ep on patreon!!!2024-06-1735 minMango Bae280: Jeet on Jeet ViolenceThe title says it all. Also, Pranav's mom sends a chilling warning to Mango Bae, then we call her to confront her, and much more!2024-06-1033 minMango Bae274: Uppity Browns and the MUSLIM WORLDThe guardian's super sexy article about India's assassination program, Pakistani army training their national cricket team, fascist fashion, Pranav leans into his curmudgeonly ways, and his unpopular but 100% true take on what's happening in the middle east. Full ep on patreon. We love you.2024-04-2929 minMango Bae273: Transgender Imams in Bangladesh, BroPranav and Usama talk about their respective acting gigs and a new. mosque for Hijras (transgender folk) in Bangladesh OF ALL PLACES WOW! Full ep is on the Patreon go over there and get it!2024-04-2240 minMango Bae272: Living in the Shadow of.a Legend ft. Dr. Ashish BehariPranav's brother, Dr. Ashish Behari, is on the pod. They discuss the anomaly of him being an alpha male Indian in America before there were any such role models, stories from when they were kids, him being an amazing brother and human being, and lots lots lotsa fun stuff--FULL EPISODE ON PATREON!2024-04-1540 minMango Bae271: Pajeeting the Baltimore Bridge CrashWe talk about how Americans IMMEDIATELY pounced like a bengal tiger when they heard Indians were aboard the cargo ship that destroyed the Francis Scott Key Bridge, American tourists terrorizing the Caribbean, reggae music, Usama getting a gift, it's a fun one---FULL EP ON PATREON2024-04-0844 minMango Bae266: Mughals, Modi, the Gulf!, and Usama on Colbert!Mughals, timelines of Indian history, conversions, and Modi doing victory laps in the gulf, different aspects of Hindutva, Usama killing it on his Colbert appearance., mahabharat stuff.2024-03-0437 minMango Bae264: India Saves Pakistan and Usama Becomes HinduUsama becomes Hindu, Mahabharat talk, cow stanning, and India rescuing Pakistani sailors from Somali pirates.2024-02-1933 minMango Bae263: Punjabi Drag RaceJoe get's recognized as the white voice of Mango Bae, a Punjabi couple shows us what true loves is, Pranav's parents react to Stavros' comedy special. Patreon is where it's at.2024-02-1227 minMango Bae262: Hindus vs. Muslims IIIOh yah, the Ram Janmabhoomi temple inauguration, Usama making spicy communal Hindu-Muslim content, differing historical timelines of the subcontinent. Gay. Full samosa on Patreon.2024-02-0536 minMango Bae261: Party Foulers w/ Neko WhiteNeko and Usama talk about a recent party where usama gets accused of anti-semitism, other guests annoy them, his anime obsession, and more. Full ep on Patreon! Along with archived episodes, early access, and an invite to our discord server where you control the fate of the podcast!2024-01-2931 minMango BaeNikki Haley is The WorstFull episode on PATREON! along with bonus content, early access, and lots more :) Pranav discusses how we ratioed a leading presidential candidate on X when he had less than 100 follows (follow him there @pranahaha), the Maldives vs. India Lakshadweep dispute, Sheikh Hasina remaining in power, and a special tribute to our friend and past Mango bae guest, Neel Nanda.2024-01-2232 minMango Bae259: Pali-Maxxing on main with Aaron MateWe hang out with our buddy Aaron Mate (Grayzone, Democracy Now) to talk about his evolution as a political journo, what's happening in Gaza, Twitter lore instigated by Pranav, and more!2024-01-1536 minMango Bae258: Bombing in Brooklyn/KhalistanWe've re-branded into a gay podcast. We talk about Vivek and how Nikki looks like Jay Leno. Usama bombing at certain Brooklyn venues in front of fans. Khalistan heating up. Full ep on Patreon!2024-01-0833 minMango Bae250: Hasan's Clapback and the Muslim Glass Ceiling in MediaWe discuss Hasan's video clapback to the New Yorker hatchet job, conspiracize about Muslims in positions of media authority, Usama's epic bomb at a gala for doctors in Texas, and more!2023-11-1334 minMango BaeSlay! Taliban's Got a New Women's Magazine!Usama's hajj haircut, the Green Mile, The taliban's new women's magazine! Bonus content on Patreon! Also: early access to episodes, archived episodes, discrod server, fame, riches, life everlasting!2023-08-1436 minMango Bae232: Hajj Packin'Usama has a spiritual awakneing when he goes on Hajj! Wil it last???2023-07-1033 minMango BaePranav saw a UFOBonus content on Patreon!! Also early access, archived eps, and more! Super cheap! Pranav saw a UFO; an Indian dude tries attacking the white house to institute a new global order, and lots more!!!2023-06-1936 minMango BaeMore Indian Plane Pissers WHYPranav warned you that this was going to become a new genre of Indian stereotype and he was RIGHT. Indians and air travel. Super junglee content on patreon--se ya there!2023-06-0535 minMango BaeEID MADNESSEXTRA CONTENT ON PATREON! Usama gets cancelled at an Eid party, fights in Jackson Heights, and lots of other wildness from Eid!2023-05-0834 minMango BaeBeef VigilantesFULL EPISODE ON PATREON--also bonus content, spicy archived episodes, early access to episodes, and access to our discord server! THIS EP: Joe has a junglee comedy story; Is Pranav scary?; funny cat names and comedy club names; Hindu meat vigilantes and plane pissers; Usama's special; Pranav wants to be a Hindu nationalist but can't be bc they're too stupid; beef smugglers; were The Smiths Hindutva?; And more--ON PATREON!2023-04-0335 minMango BaeModi and the BBC, MIA Being a HOTEP, Pakistan CarnageFull episode for Patreon subs! Here's a timecode braakdown of what we discuss: 00:00:00 - summary 00:00:22 - intro 00:00:56 - the south asian countries 00:03:47 - gays and women 00:06:30 - white gay men 00:08:33 - Spanish Jesus and accents 00:09:43 - Modi BBC Documentary 00:16:18 - china, news and the homeless 00:20:52 - Joe as husband 00:24:30 - Modi part 2 00:28:21 - American politicians 00:31:10 - rohingyas2023-02-1335 minMango Bae#210: Zubi's Getting Married! ft. Zubi AhmedThe mango boys have on their bestie again, the hilarious writer-comedian Zubi Ahmed!! We talk her impending doom (a trip to Bangladesh where she has to get married). It's a goofy, fun, jungli AF time. Thanks for listening!!!2023-02-0850 min
Mango Bae#209 The Taliban Hearts Andrew Tate, and Indians on PlanesWe're talking the taliban claiming Andrew Tate as their boy, and some recent stories about Indians acting all jungli on planes--peeing on and fighting with each other--and some of the cultural reasons why!2023-01-3052 minMango Bae208: Substance Abuse With SujataSujata returns to tell us about her battles with addiction, Punjabis and alcohol, how it affected her life as a dancer, and how she got it all together and took control of her life, her own way. 2023-01-2354 minMango Bae207: Retail Abuse With SujataPranav's childhood bestie--brilliant, beautiful, and hyper talented dancer Sujata--comes on to tell us her travails with retail workers, how it stems from her difficulties as a single woman in India, her unorthodox life as an Indian woman and dancer, and her lifelong friendship with Pranav. 2023-01-161h 03Mango Bae206: Talibanned and the Indonesian Ban on S*xThe Taliban go wild and ban women from all aspects of public life, the Indonesian gov ban s*x altogether, and much more!2023-01-0945 minMango BaeThe Most Profound Conversation for the Shittest of Minds | Mangobae EP205In this week's episode, the boys have one of their most profound conversations. A subject matter that connects us all. We talk about shitting. We go into how having diarrhea during a comedy set makes your jokes better, the boy's personal shit stories, and Joe chimes in with his own stories.2023-01-0248 minMango BaePathaan, Caste at Brown University, Polygamy in India?!We talk Caste at Brown University, the controversy around Shah Rukh Khan and Deepika Padukone's movie Pathaan, and Muslim women fighting polygamy in India!2022-12-2655 minMango BaeDrunk Uncle Vibes w/ Karan MenonWe have a good old time with our favorite Tik Tok God, Karan Menon. We discuss drunk desi uncles, Karan's dad's comedy dreams, his own aspirations, Usama pretending to be vulnerable, and lots more! 2022-12-1944 minMango Bae#202: Too Pajeet to QuitThe boys use a story about Pranav's adorable nephew as a jumpin goff point to discuss racial slurs directed at Indians!2022-12-1232 minMango BaeColonizing the ColonizerThis week we discuss the new census released int he UK showing the changing demographics of the country as well as it's "super diverse" cities, the decline of Christianity there and in the west, the Saudis not bonesawing the families of their soccer team, the Iranian team receiving threats, and Usama's near death experience!2022-12-0554 minMango BaeQatari Corruption and Latinx BeatdownsUsama gets assaulted by a horny Colombiana and we break down the absolute carnival of corruption that is FIFA and the overall badness of Qatar--a very fun one!2022-11-2840 minMango BaeAntisocial Media in LeicesterThis week we discuss a return villain--the same three-named white devil woman from before--as well as gay jamaicans, the islamist billy on the street, and the impact of social media on the Leicester hindu vs muslim riots.2022-11-2145 minMango Bae198: Karma's a Bloke, Innit? Rishi Sunak and India's RevengeWhat a wild week. Pranav has a run in with bad craft services as he becomes a famous actor, then the hboys dive into Imran Khan getting capped, how he actually staged it himself, the down badness of pakistan in general, Rishi Sunak FTW and how all south asians should celebrate instead of just being all whiny because he's basically just the Indian Obama--Karma's a bloke, innit guvna!2022-11-1445 minMango BaeHonorable Imam Andrew TatePranav is down bad bad when his GF finds a scandalous search and he decides, following the inspo of Imam Andrew Tate, to convert to Islam. Sorry haters. Islam is the one true religion for bros. This episode is quite funny--Pranav's despair is entertaining.2022-11-0743 minMango BaeMango Bae #196 Unravelling HijabsWhose 'jab is it anyways??!! The boys this week talk about Usama getting a prosthetic boner on a film set and the Iranian hijba protests! FOLLOW US : @yourmangobae 👉 https://www.instagram.com/yourmangobae/ @pranahaha 👉 https://www.instagram.com/pranahaha/ @usamastandsup 👉https://www.instagram.com/usamastandsup/2022-10-3144 minMango BaeMango Bae #195: Indians and Menstruation, Harrassment in Delhi, Breaking Records/CoconutsIn this week's episode: Usama's mom corners him about marriage, women self-banishing during their periods, the need to stay away from the BBC news when talking about India.2022-10-2445 minMango Bae#194: The Diary of Man FrankStrictly for the boys.2022-10-1744 minMango Bae#193: Hanging w Ramy YoussefWe hung out with our boy Ramy and talked Islam, his hit show, hijinx in comedy, Usama being a menace, prayer, and all kinds of fun, wild things!2022-10-1051 minMango BaeZarna's Back!Zarna is back on Mango Bae to discuss her ascent in the world on entertainment, and how she used a whole lot of child labor to do it!2022-10-0352 minMango BaeArranged Marriage FTW!Don't try this at home! Or do! Are we teaching the kids well? Someone tries to Cuck Usama in Spain; a very special DM from a woman who leaves her white boyfriend for an arranged marriage. We rule. Please write us a review!2022-09-2638 minMango BaeMango Bae #190: 9/11 For Lunch :(Our annual 9/11 episode what's not to like? 2022-09-1945 minMango BaeSore Thumbs and Soccer HooligansA wild, fiun one: Pranav has a sore thumb and a bad habit, Usama almost gets into a PHYSICAL FIST FIGHT IN ENGLAND with some soccer hooligans. 2022-09-1248 minMango BaeIndian Matchmaking Season 2This week we attempt to satisfy the algorithm by talking Indian Matchmaking Season 2--Nadya's villain arc, keyed up Gujaratis, and how it's not really Indian matchmaking!2022-09-0550 minMango BaeMango Bae #187: Rice Deal Gone WrongWe talk the Anti-Shia serial murders in Albuquerque and lots more fun stuff!2022-08-2932 minMango BaeMango Bae #186: Salman Rush D Stage!The boys discuss the celestial vibes of the mango bae live show, the stabbing of salman Rushdie, Hindu violence vs Muslim violence, partition vibes, and lots more! 2022-08-2240 minMango BaeTurnt off Bengali Rubber JuiceA truly wild one. We had an amazing live show and we wanna thank everyone who came out. Share Mango Bae with your friends, this podcast literally makes life better.2022-08-1542 min
Mango BaeBridezilla wallah with Subhah Agarwal|Mango Bae # 184The boys are joined by our guest Subhah Agarwal, they talk about marrying yourself marrying other people, white people marrying into the culture, and more! 00:00:00- summary 00:00:16 - intro 00:00:50 - Usama impression 00:02:13 - Aziz impression 00:02:53 - Usama arrives 00:03:35 - Subhah impersonates Usama 00:04:23 – Live Show 00:05:58 – Subhah Introduction 00:07:28 – Marrying yourself (Brown of the week) 00:11:55 – Our families are so overreactive 00:13:35 – Marrying your self Part 2 00:16:58 – Subhah Love Life 00:21:25 – Subhah and wedding planning 00:30:30 – Usama at Akeshs weddi...2022-08-081h 02
Mango BaeWhite Girl Carnage, Uncle Ricky Martin, and Osho Madness | Mango Bae # 183We talk white girls acting up, Osho, Parsis in entertainment, Ricky Martin being a bad uncle, and lots more fun! FOLLOW US : @yourmangobae 👉 https://www.instagram.com/yourmangobae/ @pranahaha 👉 https://www.instagram.com/pranahaha/ @usamastandsup 👉https://www.instagram.com/usamastandsup/ SUBSCRIBE ACROSS CHANNELS!!! Patreon Bonus Content!: https://www.patreon.com/mangobae Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/mango-bae/id1457454653 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/57jiIA07ChxbtWz0sjw...2022-08-0140 min
Mango BaeUK's First Indian Prime Minister? | Mango Bae # 182This week Pranav and Usama are talking about the heat wave hitting the UK, just another day in the office for the Mango Baes! The guys realize Indians are taking over and that they need to have a Sikh guest on soon! Have you watched Indiana Jones? These old movies are so wild, especially how women are treated. A lot of scenes with women being slapped. Shout out consent, and AOC! The guys find out which famous women are Indian and the latest celebrity dating gossip. Listen to the latest ep and be sure to like, subscribe and share!!2022-07-2552 min
Mango BaeLost Episode (On Acid) | MangoBae # 181This week the boys rift while on the greens. They talk about why they think the other person is a great comedian, FOB food moments, Forest Gump? They drive into what it is like dating European women, why the old and blind need to start pulling their weight, and how they first met. 🥭This is a throwback episode that used to live on the patreon! There is so much content on the Patreon, you have to go check it out!🙌🥭 00:00:00 intro 00:00:41 Usama and Pranav are great comedians 00:06:10 The greens hitting in 2022-07-1848 min
Mango BaeAstrology with Elizabeth Aziz | Mango Bae #180This week the guys are joined by astrologer, comedian, Actress, Elizabeth Aziz AKA Liz! They talk about their childhood and how the Disney movie, Mulan was ahead of its time. Also how much effort they had to put in to getting something from their parents that would turn into a Shark Tank episode. Listen to this hilarious episode and how Pranav and Usama learn about their astrological signs! #Comedy #Podcast #MangoBae 00:00:00 Summary 00:00:20 Mango Bae Song 00:00:54 Intro 00:01:52 Our guest Elizabeth Aziz 00:02:28 Elizabeth on a Bus2022-07-111h 07
Mango BaeAdam Waheed's Comedy TAKEOVER | Mango Bae #179This week we have comedic powerhouse Adam Waheed on to discuss online fame, early struggles in the content game, weird fans, going Hollywood, and bad pitches from brown uncles! Intro 1:20 Adam's humble content beginnings 3:32 Redman a megastan 8:21 Adam and Chief Keef 12:52 Weirdest fans 16:32 Brown uncles pitching ideas 18:18 Adam making movies 20:15 Greatest thing to happen to Adam 24:10 stand up vs sketch 28:00 collab with Anwar 38:20 on Ramble On 42:00 2022-07-0546 min
Mango BaeElephant gets REVENGE on old Lady! (ft. Kaneez Surka) | Mango Bae # 178We have hilarious South-African-Indian comedic sensation Kaneez Surka on the pod! We talk elephant attacks, white women as a prize in diaspora dating, Radha Iyengar Plumb in the pentagon, the (bad) meaning of Kaneez, and lots more! FOLLOW US : @yourmangobae 👉 https://www.instagram.com/yourmangobae/ @pranahaha 👉 https://www.instagram.com/pranahaha/ @usamastandsup 👉https://www.instagram.com/usamastandsup/ SUBSCRIBE ACROSS CHANNELS!!! Patreon Bonus Content!: https://www.patreon.com/mangobae Apple Pod...2022-06-2757 min
Mango BaePROBLEMATIC Indian Body Spray Ad??| Mango bae # 177India needs a cultural firewall around it! From Jews to Ball-less Italians--this episode has it all! Broadway plays, Jews, Pranav's bad personality, a comic we talk about who has no name, bad indian advertising, Layer'r body spray, western depictions of desis in the news, and more! contents 0:00 Usama on Broadway 2:40 Pranav being a hater 3:50 dumb ppl that act smart 6:30 Castratis | 9:36 Bad comedian talks smack 11:30 Autism markers 14:00 C***** S****** 15:15 Layer'R Shot 21:00 Pranav's Jordan Peterson impression 24:00 ...2022-06-2034 min
Mango BaeAl Qaeda in India! | MangoBae #176This week we discuss Usama getting heckled, the origins of some famous phrases, Al Qaeda threatening attacks in India, and much more!2022-06-1349 min
Mango BaeSwedish Food is Terrible?! ft. Sameer "Dad" Naseem | Mango Bae #175This week we have one of our favorite people on the pod, Sameer Naseem of hte Halal Cartels podcast! We talk the Azov battalion rebranding, Swedengate, having twins and still living a party life, Usama being confused for a Korean comedian, parenting tips, bad run-ins with the cops, and more! FOLLOW US : @yourmangobae 👉 https://www.instagram.com/yourmangobae/ @pranahaha 👉 https://www.instagram.com/pranahaha/ @usamastandsup 👉https://www.instagram.com/usamastandsup/ SUBSCRIBE ACROSS CHANNELS!!! Patreon Bonus Content...2022-06-0649 min
Mango BaeMonkeypox, Trump in Uvalde, Gyanvapi madness | Mangobae #174On this week's episode: Usama gets groped (again), Chappelle’s attacker speaks, Monkeypox madness, more Hindu-Muslim grief in India, a Trinidadian standoff, a mass shooting (again). #Comedy #Podcast #MangoBae 0:20 contents 3:00 Usama gets groped 5:50 Brown of the Week 10:15 Hindus love vows 13:06 Gyanvapi mosque 18:00 bad vigilanteism in India 24:30 Chappelle's attacker 34:40 Monkeypox! 42:30 Shootings! FOLLOW US : @yourmangobae 👉 https://www.instagram.com/yourmangobae/ @pranahaha 👉 https://www.instagram.com/pranahaha/ @usamastandsup 👉https://www...2022-05-3153 min
Mango BaeDad Jokes, Shivlings, and Mosques | Mango Bae # 173This week we discuss transitioning (into a new studio), paternal approval in comedy(our dads hate our jokes), Usama’s awkward encounter with a famous comic, fashionable Korean racists, Sanjeev and Sadhana Prasad suing their son for grandchildren, and the Gyanvapi mosque controversy in India! Thanks for listening and please consider supporting us on patreon! FOLLOW US : @yourmangobae 👉 https://www.instagram.com/yourmangobae/ @pranahaha 👉 https://www.instagram.com/pranahaha/ @usamastandsup 👉https://www.instagram.com/usamastandsup/ SUBSCRIBE ACROSS CHANNELS!!! 2022-05-2356 min
Mango BaeMovie with New York Nico, Hairless cats, and Horny Jinns w Kareem | Mango Bae # 172We hang out w our boy Kareem (@kareem) and talk about his movie with New York Nico, ancient Egyptians, Osho, Jinns, how to get a hairless cat, and how he doesn't care about things anymore. Subscribe to our patreon and support us! FOLLOW US : @yourmangobae 👉 https://www.instagram.com/yourmangobae/ @pranahaha 👉 https://www.instagram.com/pranahaha/ @usamastandsup 👉https://www.instagram.com/usamastandsup/ SUBSCRIBE ACROSS CHANNELS!!! Patreon Bonus Content!: https://www.patreon.com/mangobae ...2022-05-1654 min
Mango BaeHow to Find Indians ft Adam Mamawala | Mango Bae #171In this episode the boys discuss Imran Khan’s ouster from power, cricket metaphors,getting defensive of our mother’s beating techniques, Adam’s half Indian upbringing in Jersey and the Midwest, his racist grandfather, his divorce, his upcoming album, and lots more! Thanks for listening and please consider supporting us on Patreon! FOLLOW US : @yourmangobae 👉 https://www.instagram.com/yourmangobae/ @pranahaha 👉 https://www.instagram.com/pranahaha/ @usamastandsup 👉 https://www.instagram.com/usamastandsup/ SUBSCRIBE ACROSS CHANNELS!!! Patreon Bonus...2022-05-091h 01
Mango BaePole dancing, blocking parents on IG, gigolo sons | Mango Bae # 170This week we're joined by Sonali, a pole dancer who breaks down the pole life, her unorthodox Bengali family, blocking her parents on IG, overly supportive Indian uncles in her comments, her brother in jail, the therapy of the pole, and more! FOLLOW US : @yourmangobae 👉 https://www.instagram.com/yourmangobae/ @pranahaha 👉 https://www.instagram.com/pranahaha/ @usamastandsup 👉https://www.instagram.com/usamastandsup/ SUBSCRIBE ACROSS CHANNELS!!! Patreon Bonus Content!: https://www.patreon.com/mangobae Apple Pod...2022-05-0251 min
Mango BaePlantation Comedy, Spicy Eyes, 49 Reasons to Beat an Indian | Mango Bae # 169Our Patreon doomsday clock; hole: to show or not to show? Usama’s road gig on a Deep South plantation; hanging with MLK’s niece; Indian maternal justice in Telangana; eyeball achar; pepper punishments; innovative beatings; all 49 reasons to get beat; how old is Hasbulla? Progeria and Islam; should we beat our kids? FOLLOW US : @yourmangobae 👉 https://www.instagram.com/yourmangobae/ @pranahaha 👉 https://www.instagram.com/pranahaha/ @usamastandsup 👉https://www.instagram.com/usamastandsup/ SUBSCRIBE ACROSS CHANNELS!!! Patreon Bonus...2022-04-2541 min
Mango BaeDubai, Mutton Curry, Domestic Strife | Mango Bae # 168Usama and Pranav talk about Usama's time in Dubai, desi slaves in the Arab world, Indians having no respect for personal space, an Indian guy in Telangana who called the cops on his wife for not cooking him mutton curry (truly the GOAT), beatings: Italians vs. Indians? Probably the Irish. Some amazing movie stories, and we end on the greatest story ever told, starring Pranav's childhood bestie, Neil. FOLLOW US : @yourmangobae 👉 https://www.instagram.com/yourmangobae/ @pranahaha 👉 https://www.instagram.com/pranahaha/ @usamastandsup 👉https://www.instagram.com/usamastandsup/ 2022-04-1836 min
Mango BaeTinder in Kashmir ft. Bassam Shawl| Mango Bae # 167This week's episode is sponsored by Baked With Lori (@bakedwithloriny), providing the finest edibles in all of NYC, including Staten Island! This week we hang out with our boy Bassam Shawl, a Kashmiri-American comic who schools us on all things Kashmir. He tells us about protest drama, the origins of the conflict, his personal views, his marriage, his work inside the beltway as a lobbyist, and much more! Be sure to check out our patreon for hours of bonus content and definitely check out @bakedwithloriny to place your edible order! FOLLOW US :2022-04-1156 min
Mango BaePepper Sprayed, Texas Terrorists, and ISIS Brides | Mango Bae # 166THIS IS A VERY ISLAMIC EPISODE! Junglee Story: Usama gets pepper sprayed on the subway and lives through a three stooges moment; Our BoW is Tanya Joya, a former ISIS bride who had an affair with Islamophobic republican congressman VAN TAYLOR from TEXAS. This devolves into a convo about closeted republicans’ choice of gay establishments, why radical Islamists love Texas, Islamic rock music, Usama’s run in with terrorists, Pranav’s run in with terrorists, and much more! 0:00 intro/Russia stop it! 1:20 PATREON SHOUTS 2:30 Usama gets pepper sprayed ...2022-04-0440 min
Mango BaeDeep Fried Sharia ft. Ismael Loutfi | Mango Bae # 165We hang out with our good buddy Ismael Loutfi, a very funny comedian who has a special out on comedy central which you should all check out. We talk accents, how he's the Syrian Jeff Foxworthy (just his look), and how he got Muslim-married at 16 so he could hook up with his high school girlfriend. He's super racist against Indians but we love him. All in all a very funny episode! FOLLOW US : @yourmangobae 👉 https://www.instagram.com/yourmangobae/ @pranahaha 👉 https://www.instagram.com/pranahaha/ @usamastandsup 👉https://www.instagram.com/usamastandsup/ 2022-03-2847 min
Mango BaePranav's Mom pt 2 | Mango Bae # 164Auntie keeps things sanitized: oh did I beat Pranav? Well, let me tell you both a time I protected him! We discuss her favorite profanities, and her denials, her career in espionage, her online stalking habits, and much more! FOLLOW US : @yourmangobae 👉 https://www.instagram.com/yourmangobae/ @pranahaha 👉 https://www.instagram.com/pranahaha/ @usamastandsup 👉https://www.instagram.com/usamastandsup/ SUBSCRIBE ACROSS CHANNELS!!! Patreon Bonus Content!: https://www.patreon.com/mangobae Apple Podca...2022-03-2146 min
Mango BaePranav's Mom pt 1 | Mango Bae # 163Don’t listen to this episode. Pranav’s mom, who he loves, is on it. Does she love Pranav? Yes. Does she like him? Not really. But she insists that he’s a good boy. She’s not having a great time. Neither is Pranav. Usama seems to be enjoying himself. #Comedy #Podcast #MangoBae FOLLOW US : @yourmangobae 👉 https://www.instagram.com/yourmangobae/ @pranahaha 👉 https://www.instagram.com/pranahaha/ @usamastandsup 👉https://www.instagram.com/usamastandsup/ SUBSCRIBE ACROSS CHANNELS...2022-03-1447 min
Mango BaeMoving Skin with Divya the Taxidermist | Mango Bae # 162This week we sit down with Divya Anantharaman of Gotham Taxidermy! Divya is an Indian goth maven who immortalizes the mortal forms of deceased animals not including humans, sadly :(. We talk about how she got started in the business, Indian goths in general, her upbringing in Miami, serial killers, birds, and lots more—super interesting and fun episode! Thanks for listening and remember to subscribe to us on Apple podcast, Spotify, YouTube, and PATREON where you can get hours of bonus content! 0:00 intro 2:00: Miami food is terrible 2:45: Usama’s Uber: Bad...2022-03-0749 min
Mango BaeInventing Ron Wheaton (Blade) - Usama is a TV Star | Mango Bae # 1610:00 Lincoln was all gay 2:25 Patreon shout outs 3:09 Pranav is not smooth 9:58 bad advice/pee boner 10:55 BoW: Praganananda the King 17:49 Usama is a TV star! We kick thing off with abe Lincoln's sexual habits, the civil war, then shout out the newest members of our patreon family. Pranav tells a story about being very not smooth with a girl, and Usama follows up with some advice on drunken sex. Then we talk about Praganananda, a 16 chess champ who ousted the number one white guy in...2022-02-2838 min
Mango BaeMarx Brother ft Bhaskar Sunkara| Mango Bae # 160The boys hangout with Bhaskar Shankara l, editor and founder of @jacobinmagazine about: Subhah Chandra Bose’s mixed legacy, Bhaskar’s Trinidadian-Indian origins , the state of the left in the US. FOLLOW US : @yourmangobae 👉 https://www.instagram.com/yourmangobae/ @pranahaha 👉 https://www.instagram.com/pranahaha/ @usamastandsup 👉https://www.instagram.com/usamastandsup/ SUBSCRIBE ACROSS CHANNELS!!! Patreon Bonus Content!: https://www.patreon.com/mangobae MANGO MERCHANDISE: https://www.mangobae.com/ ABOUT: Stand up comedians and badmaashi boys Usama Si...2022-02-211h 08
Mango BaeMango-Pilled Discourse | Mango Bae # 1590:00 start 2:35 Patreon love 3:40 A Sad Jamaican 9:50 BoW—Brahmdeo the Vax King 19:00 the state of covid today 27:00 Pranav deals with racism 32:00 shut up cable news idiots Usama has a sad Jamaican Uber driver who just got divorced and fired as a DJ, which was hilarious. An elderly Indian man named Brahmdeo finds the fountain of youth in 8 jabs of the vaccine. Usama’s grandfather died from a bad blood transfusion and his mom hasn’t trusted doctor’s since. Then Pranav talks about being bl...2022-02-1438 min
Mango BaeDhaval's Crazy Diamond Life | Mango Bae # 158This week we sat down with the incredible Dhaval Zota, a diamond dealer in NYC! A true Gujju badass, he gets into how to check if a diamond is high quality, what happens when customers try to rip him off (is it murder?!?!), and who really runs them diamond streets. Our Jungli story of the week: Pranav buys a cursed gemstone that ruins his life. Obviously his beautiful mom has to save him from destruction. This ep is a fast paced one full of jokes and gyaan -- enjoy! JOIN THAT PATREON ALREADY FOR THAT EXCLUSIVE CONTENT! 2022-02-0744 min
Mango BaePranav and Usama are Bored of Sex | Mango Bae # 157These week's episode we riff hard on the Taliban for some reason: Pranav has a book of their poems, destroying musical instruments and beheading mannequins; we talk about Usama's experience with a doppleganger following him around the NY comedy club scene; our Brown of the Week is Gangaram the Crocodile (RIP); discussions around India's relationship to animals, their presence in the ten avatars of Hindusim, camels in Islam, and nature in religion; the problem of being too promiscuous, the energetic exchange and then drain, and the relationship between nymphomania (or satyriasis) and depression. 2022-01-3146 min
Mango BaeGreen Card Hacks ft. Moe Yaqub - Mango Bae # 156:Today we're joined by Pakistani- (American???) comedian Moe Yaqub (@moeyaqubcomedy). Moe tells us how he played the long game to sleep with a woman, and then didn't! Weird, Moe! He also has a weird mix of an Indian-Minnesota accent. How he didn't touch a woman until he came here. We do impressions of Usama and talk about his extra ass charm. Then Moe tells us about he gamed the bureaucracy to get his greencard! Take notes! We also discuss Veerappan, our favorite Indian bandit after Phoolan Devi. He kidnapped a film star(nice), did genocide on elephants (bad), and...2022-01-2447 min
Mango BaeLove is Bad | Mango Bae #155Pranav's nephew Sajel visits the pod briefly! Then quickly leaves. We make fun of Euphoria, which is definitely written by Christians. Usama gets detained by the TSA! Pranav shares his own TSA romance/drama. Some crypto talk! Delhi vs. Mumbai! Our Brown of the Week is Jaswant Singh Chail/Darth Jones who tried to kill Queen Elizabeth with a crossbow after announcing it on Snapchat. Usama discusses some romantic woes and the two unpack the tribulations of vulnerability in the arms of another. Love as a constant flux of power, never fully in balance, and feels super bad sometimes...2022-01-1750 min
Mango BaeMango Bae #154: Anti-Social MediaMango Bae goes viral! Our take on Vir Das set the internet ablaze - we talk some of the hilarious comments on both sides of the issue. Our Brown of the Week is the businessman Ramesh “Sunny” Balwani. He is connected romantically to the disgraced Theranos founder Elizabeth Holmes. She accuses him of being abusive - was he really or was he just a super Indian uncle? We then get into the main topic of social media - it is slowly crushing us as a society and we go off on it!!! Finally, we have a Mango Bae Fixes Your...2022-01-1050 min
Mango BaeMango Bae #153 "Permanent Outsider ft. Vishnu Vaka"Usama gets sexually harassed on the road! Our Brown of the Week is Parag Agarwal, the new Indian head of Twitter, and we discuss the racial backlash against Indians in positions of power. The new Indian twitter. We talk to comedian Vishnu Vaka about his transient upbringing and how being a permanent outside has influenced his comedy. Similarities between rural Andhra Pradesh and…West Virginia? How Apu on the Simpsons was a symbol of representation. In our advice portion for Patreon subscribers, we advise EM on how she can finally get a date! Apu, The...2022-01-0345 min
Mango BaeMango Bae #152: “Indian Americans"This episode of Mango Bae starts off with a story about one of Usama’s crazy exes - was he in the wrong? Our Brown of the Week is Suraj Kumar, a man who killed his wife with a COBRA?!? Doesn’t get more Indian than that, people. Out topic: Indians vs. Indian-Americans. Desis of the diaspora and South Asians who live on the subcontinent are always squabbling over something! The ones who live in the countries we’re from always bristle when when we Americans weigh in on their issues and we in the U.S. of A. seem t...2021-12-2743 min
Mango BaeMango Bae #151: “Talking Parents"This ep's Brown of the Week is Srikesh Kumar--a guy who came miraculously back to life after being hit by a motorcycle. We talk about Nargis and her evolving obsession with Mango Bae. Our topic: how our conversations with our immigrant parents evolved over the years. Were we just a form of labor? Probably! Then we talk about how the tension we felt with our parents ultimately helped us. Abuse, beatings, love--this episode has it all.2021-12-2039 min
How C*m08 Anal 401 (Usama Siddiquee + Pranav Behari)Remy is joined by her friends and fellow NYC comedians, the ridiculously funny hosts of Mango Bae; Pranav Behari and Usama Siddiquee. Prepare to guffaw on this wild LOLercoaster full of truly one-of-a-kind wet dream stories from BOTH of our guests, a WAY too in depth look at Tik Tok, and a rousing (arousing?) game of "Should You Put This In Your Ass?" Pranav and Usama compete for the title 'How Cum's Sexiest Man' as they talk feminism, treating people properly in bed, and why the best men value successful funny women, instead of being intimidated by them. Finally...2020-05-181h 03