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Pryant and Bat: Prodcast HournPryant and Bat: Prodcast Hourn Ep 21 - Modern Honkie (Bono-Theism)Excuse me, have you been saved?
Have you accepted Bono as your personal Lord and savior?
Well, strap on your suspenders and grab the nearest issue of Modern Honkie, cause Pryant, Bat, and Owern are back once again! Also, Thomas the Chihuahua-Terrier mix joins us to say a whole lot of nuthin'.
It's blackjack 21, peeps, so you know it's gonna be good, dawgz.
ARE YOU DOWN?
Updated weekly, every Monday PST.
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2013-04-081h 17
Pryant and Bat: Prodcast HournPryant and Bat: Prodcast Hourn Ep 20 - Scott Hall Killed a ManReturning from a restful and erotic four-week vacay, our faithful hosts return with semi-permanent guest Owen. Shooting the breeze, they speak of—what else?—how pro wrestler legend Scott Hall killed a man. All manner of wrestling tidbits, trivia and factoids are also broached, as well as something more important: women who taste like tzatziki sauce. In the middle of the show, “a new challenger” arrives in Josh, who maintains he went fap-free all last month. Later, YouTube favorites Gorburger and Nardwuar are discussed.
Full of questions that magically complement and even duplicate each other—even though they didn't at all pla...
2013-03-251h 34
Pryant and Bat: Prodcast HournPryant and Bat: Prodcast Hourn Ep 19 - Happy Lent!!!Feeling adventurous??? Are you afraid of the dark??? Well, grab a torch and get ready for a journey, my dawgs!
Pryant, Bat, and returning super guests Josh and Matt (or "BELLY BLASTER") are at it again! Talking about like, the most important shit, mang! From Lent to ancient battle cries, the boys cover it all.
Got dem GOOSEBUMPS? SO DO WE! Also, so do guest callers UFC Welterweight Champion Georges St. Pierre, Tristin from West Hollywood, and Pryant's mom!
It's a barn-burner if we ever heard one!
R JOO DUAH!?
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2013-02-192h 22
Pryant and Bat: Prodcast HournPryant and Bat: Prodcast Hourn Ep 18 - Al, Ric and The Trick: BoobtopiaWhat’s that smell? Ric Rutel! Though regular hosts Pryant and Bat couldn’t make it for today’s show—they got nagged into taking their money-grubbing, bimbo girlfriends to some boring-ass ballet—kindly filling in are America’s favorite horn dogs, Al, Ric and The Trick—the bad boys of daytime talk! Join ringleader Ric Rutel, “The Mouth” Al Camaro and “The Trick” Johnny Mas, along with faithful sidemen Don Key Punch and Belly Blaster, as they battle the fearsome tide of political correctness threatening red-blooded men everywhere. Sadly, friend of the show Lance “Touché” Douché was busted for prescription drug abuse...
2013-02-121h 41
Pryant and Bat: Prodcast HournPryant and Bat: Prodcast Hourn Ep 17 - No Fap FebruaryTalk about hard to handle. Pryant, Bat and (semi-permanent guest) Owern welcome special first-timer Joshua Race Mas, who introduces our hosts to the domain-mastering challenge of No Fap February. Those—ahem!—hardy enough not to, uh, get their auto-erotic jollies on all month include a parade of Pryant and Bat favorites who call in pledging their support to the event’s noble aim.
That’s right! Our hosts hear from KISS legend Gene Simmons—whose beautiful wife, Shannon, is also going “no fap”—as well as Hustler mogul Larry Flynt and faithful frienemy Basil of Birmingham, England. Pryant and Bat are awakened...
2013-02-052h 28
Pryant and Bat: Prodcast HournPryant and Bat: Prodcast Hourn Ep 16 - Down and Out and BackA big one this week! Pryant and Bat talk to ’80s and ’90s teen idol Devin Dando, who’s plugging his new book, Down and Out and Back: Confessions of a Teen Heartthrob. The hard-partying star, whose credits include teen classics Tyler (1983) with Jason Gedrick and Tiffany and Am I Still Dreaming? (1991) with Christy Swanson and Al Jarreau, tells of his wild behind-the-scenes stories, as well as a bit about his unusual upbringing. Hey, man, it’s all in the book.
Later, Bat and semi-permanent guest Owern talk to UFC Welterweight Champion and beloved French Canadian Georges St-Pierre, who is due t...
2013-01-141h 38
Pryant and Bat: Prodcast HournPryant and Bat: Prodcast Hourn Ep 15 - Pulled ApartIn this week's episode, Pryant, Bat, and semi-permanent guest Owern receive a surprise call-in by Gene Simmons of KISS, then discuss Halle Berry Catwoman vs. Anne Hathaway Catwoman, the merits of Joel Schumacher Batman films, Marlon Brando as Col. Kurtz and Russell Crowe in the upcoming biblical epic, “Noah.”
Later our power trio opens it up to callers, where they hear from the hot 'n' bothered Donovan of Eugene, Oregon, UK fan and disgruntled poet Basil, the anonymous “Harvey” from Pensacola, Fla., and in an absolutely stunning call, Porter from Buffalo, N.Y.—a frightened toddler who calls the show amid...
2013-01-071h 32
Pryant and Bat: Prodcast HournPryant and Bat: Prodcast Hourn Ep 14: Brett and the Truxton PlaythroughIn a podcast of firsts comes yet another first: A simultaneous show—Lightning Round, topics, chatter and all—*plus* a video game playthrough. As in during, in concert, contemporaneously! Players Pryant, Bat and semi-permanent guest Owern, as well as special guest and possible bigot Brett, will be embarking upon a proper show while at the same time taking on the 1989 Genesis shooter, “Truxton”—and later yet another early Genesis hit, “James ‘Buster’ Douglas Knockout Boxing.” Not only is it a hoot, but the results are slowly coming in, and you may even call it a holler before the night is through.
As...
2013-01-021h 47
Pryant and Bat: Prodcast HournPryant and Bat: Prodcast Hourn Ep 13: 830 KDACAfter a fleeting stint with NPR affiliate DPR, Pryant and Bat have found a new home in conservative talk radio station AM830 KDAC: Free Talk and Free Minds. Join Pryant “The Working Man” Williams—a.k.a. “The Fist”—as he takes on not only the lib-tard nanny state control freaks, but his own co-host, liberal counterpoint Bat “The Rat” DeLaney. Unfortunately, semi-permanent guest Owen Schumacher could not make the show, and in his stead is trusted American and famed talk show host “The Strength” Harvey Hoffman.
On today’s show, Pryant and Bat read infuriating headlines from the lamestream media, as w...
2012-12-171h 14
Pryant and Bat: Prodcast HournPryant and Bat: Prodcast Hourn Ep 12: Downey Public RadioThis week’s show: Monday, Dec. 10th
Today’s panel: Permanent hosts Bryant Andrew Pemsworth and Patrique Diocletian DeLaney, as well as semi-permanent guest Owen Burnham-Schumacher
Now with respected NPR-affiliate Downey Public Radio, “Pryant and Bat” returns with a kinder, gentler feel—dropping gauche subjects such as mixed martial arts, pro wrestling and punk music in favor of more enlightened, consciousness-based discussion. Our celebrated duo, again joined by semi-permanent guest Owen Burnham-Schumacher, will engage international politics, multiculturalism in the 21st century and Eastern meditative practices. Other topics include the freedom fighters of Hezbollah, 20th-century heroes of social justice, doing the work o...
2012-12-101h 20Pryant and Bat: Prodcast HournPryant and Bat: Prodcast Hourn Ep 11: Duff'd on TriangleYOU'RE NOT DREAMING, MORTALS...WE ARE...INDEED...BACK!!!
That's right, we got Pryant, Bat, and Owern up in this bitch once again after a month of technical difficulties and oil wrestling.
Lightning rounds, improve blues breaks, toe thumbs...this episode has it all, mang.
Take dis shiz to tha dome and hit dat play button, dawgs.
"ONE LOVE" - Pryant & Bat
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2012-12-031h 09
Pryant and Bat: Prodcast HournPryant and Bat: Prodcast Hourn Ep 10: 10th Episode SpectacularBehold...it is here...THE 10TH EPISODE SUPER SPECTACULAR!
Pryant, Bat, Owern, and Shelcast all in the same room? Fuck you, bro...not possible. NAH, FUCK YOU, BRO! ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!
Not only do we have a super special introduction from our loveliest celebrity callers, but we also have a brand new LIGHTNING ROUND theme song! Oh...and not to mention...1 SOLID FUCKING HOUR OF OUR LOVE!
Anyways, topics include: intamacy, feelings, Gallagher, Tom Petty, butt hash, butt chugging, enemas, LIVIN' ON THE EDGE, condoms, The Real World, howling vocals, gaut, Kolob, kiwi, rutabaga, grapes, Tek-War by William Shatner...
2012-11-061h 17Pryant and Bat: Prodcast HournPryant and Bat: Prodcast Hourn Ep 09: The Po-mo "Owern"In a mescaline fueled haze, something was born...something far too beautiful to be seen, so it is only heard...THE PRYANT AND BAT: PODCAST OWERN!
This episode has it all, people. I'm tellin' ya, we got permanent guests, English major jokes, Percy Shelley, Snidely Whiplash, Dudley Do Right, Owern's Webcam, Arrowsmith(?), Varsity Stroke, Pandora's Box, improve jazz, reverse punk bands, Zappos, Metallica(?), Jason Newsted, MOTED, selling out, brass tax, Van Gogh, Goya, Picasso, Dali, Warhol, Wagner, Hitler, patronage, Anal Cunt, GG Allin, LIGHTNING ROUND, Lisa Bonet, Bjork, Helena Bonham Carter, Tori Amos, Three's Company, Indian Caste Systems, bodhisattvas...
2012-10-271h 11
Pryant and Bat: Prodcast HournPryant and Bat: Prodcast Hourn Ep 08: The Ayahuasca JourneyTHIS IS A PODCAST FIRST...I MEAN, FUCKING THE FIRST TIME EVER ON ANY PODCAST, FOOLS.
Patrick and Bryant, live from Downey, CA, take the Ayahuasca Journey. They are searching for the Akashic Records so they can reveal the mysteries of the universe to you all...and we find them...SO LISTEN NOW, BITCHES!
For the experiment, we welcome Dr. David Stevens from Harvard Medical to administer the Ayahuasca and to monitor our levels of fucked-up-ness.
Hey, dickheads...this is bomb...
Anyways, other topics include:
Krokodil, commies, 4th dimension, The Cold War, Brian Cranston, fake/legit hipsters, Bon Iver...
2012-10-191h 18Pryant and Bat: Prodcast HournPryant and Bat: Prodcast Hourn Ep 07: We May Be Crazy, But We're Not StupidMy God...we've done it again...it's so...so good...*tear*...
Today we are joined again by our lovely friend, Owen, and we talk about the truest shit ever on our show...ever...like...super real shit...
Anyways, topics include: Pat's favorite number, Hershey bars & Fritos, Yoo-Hoo, NO SPONSORS TODAY (can't have bits), Crazy Gideon's, VCR's, Cassettes, TRIPLE LIGHTNING ROUND, Dusty Rhodes, Ric Flair, Superstar Billy Graham, Adrian Street, Corn Nuts, Grave Digger, Thomas Jefferson, Skinny Ties, Bigfoot, Beatle boots, Lemmy Era-Hawkwind, Post Lemmy-Hawkwind, Ginger or Maryanne?, Malcom Mooney, Trans-humanism, Adrian Brody, Junk, Smack, Stroke, Submissions, Louis & Clark, Terry...
2012-10-111h 11Pryant and Bat: Prodcast HournPryant and Bat: Prodcast Hourn Ep 06: The "No Show" ShowTHIS IS IT...ANOTHER WEEK...MORE PAIN...
PRYANT...BAT...WE TALK ABOUT THE REALEST SHIT EVER...
But, unfortunately, we're lying...and there is no show today...
Anyways, today's topics include: Stupid dummies, new promo codes (!), Java Monster, France, Naked Juice, THE CONCEPT OF TIME, smoothies, Descartes, the equinox, 4th dimension, Prodcast secrets, Jack Links, grave cameras, tangential shit, Mick Foley, McFoley, McFillet, FAMILYGUYISSOFUNNYLOLOLOLOL, lightning-round(!), intramural sports, ugliest national flag, shoes, The Million Dollar Man Ted DiBiase, sexiest ethnicity, aliens, poodles, sadism, communism, green tea, crystal meth, Crystal Method, spinach, prog-rock, Skrillex, doughnuts, Korea, The Cure, cavemen, Pangea, Thanksgiving, cheddar...
2012-10-021h 16Pryant and Bat: Prodcast HournPryant and Bat: Prodcast Hourn Ep 05: 2012 FYF Fest ReviewPatrick and Bryant have returned solo cholo. The sexy beasts wreak havoc on these microphone apparatuses and spit fire down ur domes, fools.
This week we discuss the secrets of the universe, amigos...and FYF! Pry and Bat confabulate on their favs, least favs, fears, and the fun had by all.
Other topics include:
Feelings, misleading the people, LIGHTNING ROUND, writing lists, abortion, global warming, death penalty, same-sex marriage, Chinese Democracy, Jared Leto, Audit The Fed, Boy Meets World, Tool, The Olympics, Flaming Hot Cheetoes, horse racing, Steve Vai, Eugenics, Winston Churchill, sexual assault, Jerry Lee Lewis, The KGB...
2012-09-251h 06