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Vendor ChroniclesThe Real Housewives of Vendor ChroniclesSend us a textIn this special takeover, Jessica Knox and Cinthia Darden steal the spotlight—no Shane, no Q, just two moms keeping it real. They kick things off with the chaotic “float trip from hell” before diving into the origin stories of Knox Handmade Toys and Hustle’n Pop, revealing the behind-the-scenes hustle that keeps the businesses moving.Jessica shares a childhood trauma involving a vacuum and a van, while Cinthia tells the wild story of accidentally climbing into a stranger’s car—only to find him rolling a blunt. The ladies open up about anx...2025-07-161h 10Vendor ChroniclesBarber Shop Horror Story!!!!Send us a textSeason 6, Episode 7 opens with a bald truth — when is it time to let it go? Q throws it to Shane for a “Tale of the Tape” intro, and just like that, the gloves are off. We introduce our first official sponsor: Creek Wear — a monthly outdoor survival subscription box for folks who believe freedom comes with fresh air and fire starters.We give a special shoutout to Honest Coffee Roasters for displaying Knox Handmade Toys and proudly supporting the Vendor Chronicles movement with a custom QR code in-store. That’s real hometown l...2025-07-091h 27Vendor Chronicles100% Guarantee on How to Never Be Broke AgainSend us a textThis episode opens with a bold question: Why do women leave once a man becomes successful? From there, Q the Messager and Shane the Brain dive deep into how the family court system is stacked against men. Shane touches on his own experience with family court while Q asks if parents should ever get involved in their kids' relationships or marriages.Q celebrates 18 years of marriage to his wife Cinthia at a new Huntsville restaurant called One Eleven. Meanwhile, Shane recounts his visit to Pulaski, Tennessee—birthplace of the KKK—and refl...2025-06-261h 10Vendor ChroniclesThe River Giveth and Taketh AwaySend us a textThis episode kicks off with the protests in L.A. and a roast session on folks who claim they “don’t see color” or say “I’ve got Black friends.” We unpack the great chicken wing deception—how a 10-piece order is really just 5 wings split in half. Shane introduces the Platinum Rule (“Do unto others as they would have done unto them”) and we jump into the controversy of trans women in women’s sports. Riley Gaines and Leah Thomas get name-dropped, and we both agree—there’s no reason for male parts in the girls' lock...2025-06-191h 34Vendor ChroniclesFriends, Freedom, and $50KSend us a textIn this episode of Vendor Chronicles, we define the hustle vs. the grind—what happens when your results don’t match your efforts—and how discipline bridges the gap. We give props to Hunter, an 18-year-old working at Honest Coffee who’s wise beyond her years. Then we unpack all the nonsense old folks used to tell us: “Don’t talk when adults are talking,” “Children should be seen, not heard”—yeah, that stuff.We discuss MDMA—does it treat or cure? Q asks the real questions. Shane breaks down what friendship truly means...2025-06-111h 12Vendor ChroniclesMature Enough to Admit I Don’t Know Sh*tSend us a textIn this raw and hilarious episode of Vendor Chronicles, Q the Messager opens up by reflecting on what it's like to grab a shaft every day—because, as he puts it, "I was born that way." He and Shane the Brain break into a soulful rendition of “Joy and Pain,” trading bars on sunshine and rain while peeling back layers of life’s deeper lessons.Shane drops some real wisdom about realizing he doesn’t know much—and Q calls that the ultimate sign of maturity. Together, they dig into the idea that ev...2025-06-041h 11Vendor ChroniclesLean on Me: A Conversation with Q the Messager’s DadSend us a textSeason 6 kicks off with a special guest: Anthony Gillon, Q the Messager’s father, in town to celebrate Lil Q’s graduation. The father-son duo opens the episode with a soulful rendition of Bill Withers’ “Lean on Me.” Shane the Brain drops an old-school motorcycle quote—“Some people rarely drift over the line. I do not envy them”—and the crew dives into a wide-ranging conversation that hits deep and funny.They discuss Eminem as the Great White Hope, debate whether 50 Cent surviving nine gunshots was luck or skill, and celebrate Shane’s one-year-o...2025-05-281h 00Vendor ChroniclesSnitchin' vs. Settin' the Record StraightSend us a textIn the first episode recorded on the new soundboard, Shane the Brain and Q the Messager open with a discussion on cultural appropriation, leading to a spontaneous musical moment—Shane sings his own ice cream man rendition, prompting Q to hit 'em with the Master P version.Q shares a story about meeting a narc at Porch Fest, and the duo dives into the difference between snitching and setting the record straight. Q talks about how the VA loan helped him buy a home in his early 20s, while Shane freestyles a...2025-05-211h 10Vendor ChroniclesWho's who's?Send us a textIn just 8 minutes and 12 seconds, Q the Messager unleashes a mind-bending barrage of questions:Is Quintellis Q the Messager, or did Q the Messager make Quintellis?Is AI truly intelligent if everything it knows came from humans?Does it even matter who’s in office when both wings belong to the same bird—and that bird’s gonna shit on you?This episode might be short, but it hits hard—part philosophy, part politics, all truth. Tune in for a thought-provoking mic drop you didn’t see coming.2025-05-1408 minVendor ChroniclesA talk with ArdieSend us a textSupport the show2025-05-051h 14Vendor ChroniclesA talk with Adam!Send us a textSupport the show2025-04-301h 03Vendor ChroniclesAin't nothing like the real thing, baby!Send us a textSupport the show2025-04-281h 21Vendor ChroniclesTaylor’sville, GASend us a textIn what is the shortest episode to date of Vendor Chronicles, Shane the Brain Knox recaps a wild car show experience he shared with his son, Daniel—complete with muscle cars and bikini-clad models.N’Zo brings Bebe’s Kids energy, Shane delivers some classic dad jokes, and Q the Messager opens up about his fear of getting a vasectomy, followed by a hilarious take on what life might look like with a stable of women if the podcast blows up.Quick, outrageous, and packed with laughs—this episode proves s...2025-04-2310 minVendor ChroniclesI strongly disagree!Send us a textSupport the show2025-04-171h 12Vendor Chronicles@AK40SEVYN INTERVIEWSend us a textSupport the show2025-04-091h 07Vendor ChroniclesSpecial Guest Janna Peterson part 1Send us a textSupport the show2025-04-081h 03Vendor ChroniclesA Proctologist TaleSend us a textSupport the show2025-03-261h 09Vendor ChroniclesWHITE MAN , BLACK MANSend us a textIn this episode, Q the Messager shares a hilarious yet eye-opening moment when an old church lady, Betty Smith, scolded him on TikTok for cursing in a freestyle video. Meanwhile, Shane the Brain dives into the etymology of "fanny" and "fuck," and the conversation takes a historical turn as they discuss Dred Scott, the first Black man to go to court for his freedom. Q recounts a conversation with a Birmingham janitor about "the white man keeping us down," leading to a raw and unfiltered discussion on race relations, sundown towns, and systemic...2025-03-1025 minVendor ChroniclesTerminal velocity of a turdSend us a textIn this episode, Q the Messenger relives a traumatic cat-related memory after diving into the origins of "there’s more than one way to skin a cat." Shane the Brain goes off on a tangent of "P" words, breaks down the terminal velocity of a turd, and tells a bizarre tale of a body found in a water tower. Meanwhile, Q shares a hilarious story about pooping in the woods, and Shane recalls a drunken night in Chattanooga that ended with him peeing off a liquor store built into a mountainside.Th...2025-02-2631 minVendor ChroniclesPretty fly for a white guySend us a textIn this episode, Q the Messenger’s daughter, Leilani, joins the conversation to school Shane the Brain on modern slang, breaking down the true meaning of "riz." Shane takes the lesson and runs with it, using "twin," "rari," and "riz" in a sentence—whether he gets it right is up for debate.Things heat up as Q spits a freestyle for the first time on the podcast, proving he’s got bars, while Shane delivers his own performance—a rendition of Word Up by Cameo. The duo also dives into a thought...2025-02-1948 minVendor ChroniclesGrowing in front of people!Send us a textThe first real snowfall of the year brings snowman carcasses to the streets, setting the tone for a conversation that’s as unpredictable as the weather. Q the Messenger and Shane the Brain Knox drop some unexpected facts about Omaha, Nebraska, before diving into the wild history of people riding whiskey barrels over Niagara Falls.As Vendor Chronicles continues to grow, Shane asks Q a deep question—"What does mental health mean to you?"—leading to a raw and personal discussion. Q also breaks down the concept of dollar hacking, while Shane...2025-02-171h 11Vendor ChroniclesMoney for nothing and chicks for freeSend us a textIn this lively and unpredictable episode, Q the Messenger and Shane the Brain Knox explore the nuances between "finna" and "fixing" while finally tapping into the bottle of Woodford Reserve gifted by Dylan Russell of Sauce Daddy during his guepisode. Shane the Brain strikes again, sharing his interpretation of the acronym E.P., sparking laughter and thought.The duo dives into the nonsensical connection between Christmas, Santa Claus, Christmas trees, and the birth of Christ, leading to a spirited debate. When Shane humbly claims he isn’t a good gift giver, Q...2025-01-071h 26
Vendor ChroniclesCan we say "cracker" ? ( This could be a tense conversation )Send us a textIn this episode of Vendor Chronicles, Q the Messenger and Shane the Brain Knox cover a wild range of topics, from Tina Turner insuring her legendary legs to Ike Turner’s infamous "pimp hand." Things take a serious turn as Shane shares a shocking story about being called a cracker and having a gun pulled on him in a parking lot, leading to a deep dive into race relations between whites and Blacks.Shane opens up about being the happiest he’s ever been in life, and why you’re truly specia...2024-12-101h 11
Vendor ChroniclesPersevere or DisappearSend us a textIn this special Veterans Day episode, we honor and give thanks to all the brave men and women who have served, are serving, and will serve in the future. Q the Messenger reflects on attending a Veterans Day assembly at his daughter's school—a powerful moment when he realized the worth of his years of sacrifice in the Air Force through the kids' heartfelt appreciation.Shane the Brain graces us with his rendition of 'Nobody Knows the Trouble I've Seen' before sharing the toughest week he's ever faced in his business jo...2024-12-101h 03
Vendor ChroniclesThe New GenerationSend us a textIn the Season 3 premiere, Shane the Brain breaks down the world of firearms, from calibers to Dirty Harry and sagging pistols, while Q the Messenger reminisces about firing his first gun—a nickel-plated, pearl-handled .38 special. The discussion takes a musical turn with Three Dog Night’s “Joy to the World” setting the vibe. Q the Messenger shares a cautionary tale about his first time smoking a cigar, followed by a humorous story of his son, Q Yeezy, getting caught vaping in the middle school bathroom with Sensei Woo. Shane the Brain wraps it up with...2024-12-061h 07Vendor ChroniclesSpecial Guest Jordan Founder of Leaves of Eden CBDSend us a textIn this episode, we sit down with Jordan, the Founder of Leaves of Eden CBD, as she takes us through her journey from teaching and coaching gymnastics to building her successful CBD business with her boyfriend, Tom. Jordan shares insights into the differences between spoken and written German, how to properly enjoy sauerkraut, and her love for soul food—especially her desire to learn how to make chicken and dumplings. Jordan opens up about feeling nervous at the start of the show, but her trepidation quickly disappears as time flies by during our co...2024-12-061h 10
Vendor ChroniclesSpecial guest Ase Selah "from the streets to the canvas"Send us a textIn this "guepisode" (a clever term coined by Shane the Brain Knox), we sit down with Huntsville’s renowned artist, Ase Selah, to explore his inspiring journey. Growing up on the rough streets of Connecticut, Ase found refuge in art, joining the prestigious CCY art program after high school. Faced with the harsh realities of his environment, he made the life-changing decision to leave Connecticut, fearing he couldn’t escape death.A chance encounter with a woman who attended Oakwood University in Huntsville led him to apply and get accepted, bringing him...2024-12-031h 26
Vendor ChroniclesYou might want to skip this episode.Send us a textIn this unpredictable and wildly entertaining episode, Q the Messenger reflects on the birth of his son, Ezra, and shares a hilarious story about drinking breast milk in Las Vegas. Shane the Brain recounts his time at a vendor event in Atlanta, raving about the best street tacos he’s ever had and diving into some unforgettable tales.The duo discusses Joe Biden potentially giving his son a pardon and Q’s bold take on 9 to 5 workers as “wage slaves,” especially when living paycheck to paycheck. They dive deep into the idea tha...2024-12-031h 18
Vendor ChroniclesChampagne ShotsSend us a text"In this episode of Vendor Chronicles, the crew ventures to a cigar bar, only to find themselves in a strange encounter where the truth proved stranger than fiction. Shane the Brain dives deep into the concept of two things being true depending on time, place, and matter, offering plenty of food for thought. We give a heartfelt shoutout to our listeners grinding away at their 9-to-5s and discuss Kid Rock’s miniature replica White House.The conversation takes a historical turn as we explore presidents from JFK to...2024-11-261h 26Vendor ChroniclesThe Origin of Knox Handmade ToysSend us a textBringin fresh insights and lively conversation to Vendor Chronicles. Shane impresses with his use of the word ‘indelible,’ gives a shoutout to Miley Cyrus for bringing twerking to the mainstream, and recites Robert Frost’s iconic poem 'Fire and Ice.' We dive into the idea that ‘it’s all in your head,’ explore Spanish slang cuss words, reflect on ancient philosophers, and talk about using the toilet seat at Buc-ee's without a cover because it's just that clean! Plus, we plan a trip to the Barber Motorsports Museum, and Shane shares the origin story...2024-11-201h 14Vendor ChroniclesSpecial Guest Dylan Russell owner of Sauce Daddy!Send us a text"In this episode of Vendor Chronicles, Q the Messenger and Shane the Brain Knox sit down with Dylan Russell, founder and owner of Sauce Daddy. Dylan shares his journey into the sauce business, his experiences training in MMA, and a hilarious story about getting punched in the face by 'Big Roman' during sparring, which made him rethink his MMA path. We dive into the cultural influences of his Guyanese mother and Trinidadian father, the importance of asking 'why,' the disconnect between factual truth and what we’re taught, and Q’s thoughts on v...2024-11-131h 11Vendor ChroniclesResuscitation for your thought processSend us a text"In this episode, Q the Messenger and Shane the Brain Knox dive into unforgettable stories and musical moments. We talk about a pimp named Slickback, and Shane attending a wedding with his beautiful family in a turtleneck. Q gives his rendition of Stevie Ray Vaughan’s ‘The Sky Is Crying,’ and the duo ranks their top three guitar players. Shane brings Chuck Berry to life with a rendition of ‘Johnny B. Goode’ and later shares a tale of sipping smuggled absinthe. We reminisce about the days of smoking Newports, Cowboy Killers, and Q’s grandma wi...2024-11-071h 12
Vendor Chronicles"We don't have to eat the chitlins no more"Send us a text"Shane was on fire in this episode as he and Q the Messenger agree to step out of their comfort zones and try an open mic comedy show. They dive into hilarious and thought-provoking topics, including Dave Chappelle’s skit about the blind Black white supremacist and the different forms of Tourette syndrome—like ‘Roll Tide, bitch!’ Shane shares stories from the Yellow Daisy Festival at Stone Mountain and reflects on dating a woman whose brother had Down syndrome. We also explore the curious world of giant rabbits in Texas, Shane’s experience with chitt...2024-10-311h 23
Vendor ChroniclesBlack don't crackSend us a text"In this thought-stimulating, transparent, and truthful episode, Q the Messenger and Shane the Brain Knox dive into everything from a coworker named Blister to a farmer 'outstanding in their field.' We share stories of drinking ice wine near Niagara Falls, unpack the use of curse words, and explore the meaning of 'gay.' We also discuss Stone Mountain, the largest carving in the world, reflect on the importance of building a legacy, and challenge the idea of searching for yourself—encouraging you to create yourself instead. This episode is packed with humor, in...2024-10-241h 03
Vendor Chronicles"A Woke Chicken"Send us a text"Season 2 kicks off with a bang as Q the Messenger and Shane the Brain Knox dive into a wild mix of topics, tackling the taboo of discussing politics and religion, and even debating whether the earth is flat or round. What if God is an alien? We explore that, too. Things get hilarious as we talk about being infatuated with little people, Q’s favorite character being the dwarf in Game of Thrones, and Shane admitting he’s never watched it, but his wife has. Plus, we journey into the world of lucid drea...2024-10-171h 02
Vendor ChroniclesSpecial Guest " Lindsey Pattilo-Keane "Send us a textToday on Vendor Chronicles, we have a truly remarkable guest—Lindsey Pattillo-Keane, the first Executive Director of the MidCity District Association. Lindsey is a proud Huntsville native who brings a wealth of experience and passion to her role. She transitioned into this exciting position after serving as the Director of Marketing and Property Activation for RCP Companies and MidCity District since 2017. With a B.A. in Interior Design from the University of Alabama, and an MBA with a concentration in Leadership from the University of Houston – Downtown, Lindsey’s journey has taken her across...2024-10-0943 min
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Vendor ChroniclesA case of Budweiser and a bottle of JackSend us a text"In this unapologetically raw episode of Vendor Chronicles, Q the Messenger and Shane the Brain Knox cover it all—from Tony Hawk and Simone Biles to Egg Beater Jesus, and even Buc-ee’s famous beef jerky. We swap wild stories about bugs in popcorn, bees in margaritas, and the hustle behind organic honey. Dive into our personal origin stories and the chaos of child custody swaps and baby mama drama. Things heat up as we talk small-town community service, shooting rats at the dump with Leroy, fueled by Budweiser and Jack. We reveal the...2024-10-021h 07
Vendor ChroniclesWe can't be friends anymoreSend us a text"Ready for the wildest ride yet? In this episode of Vendor Chronicles, Q the Messenger and Shane the Brain Knox break down the roots of early rap music, debate whether you should settle for low expectations or dream big, and spill the tea on Gonzo Fest at MidCity. We tackle the Star Wars vs. Star Trek battle that'll have you saying, 'We can't be friends anymore,' and vent about how outrageously expensive beer and hotdogs are at baseball games everywhere. But that's just the start! We explore the mindset of tackling life's...2024-10-021h 02
Vendor ChroniclesTo the window, to the wallSend us a textGet ready for a wild ride in this episode of Vendor Chronicles as Q the Messenger and Shane the Brain Knox dive into everything from the deeper meaning of art to the life and influence of Frank Zappa. We question historical figures like J. Edgar Hoover, debate the significance of individual voting, and even reflect on the legacy of Bill Clinton. From sharing stories about the Art Walk in downtown Huntsville, Alabama, to exploring the philosophy of 'Know Thyself,' we touch on music legends like Michael Jackson and 80's rock classics. We...2024-10-011h 18
Vendor ChroniclesWhat if we're the aliens?Send us a textBuckle up for a no-holds-barred episode of Vendor Chronicles as Q the Messenger and Shane the Brain Knox tackle everything from controversial constitutional rights to corruption within police departments. We question the mainstream narrative on guns, the military draft, and the gritty realities of boot camp at Lackland Air Force Base. Things get even more intense as we explore the Vietnam War, challenge beliefs about the age of the earth, the existence of aliens, and the rise of electric cars. With a tribute to the outlaw legend Johnny Cash, this episode pushes boundaries...2024-09-181h 15
Vendor ChroniclesReal deep, Real fastSend us a textJoin Q the Messanger and Shane the Brain on Huntsville's hottest new podacst Vendor Choronicles. In our groundbreaking first episode, we discuss everything from music to fatherhood to Qs beginnings as an entrepreneur.Support the show2024-09-101h 19