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Dot Plot AscensionDot Plot Fitness Challenge: How Much Am I Can A Heavy Boy Dumbell Girl Lift (Fortnite) The Stromgest?On this week's brutally honest deep dive into the uncomfortable and dark depths of anime depravity:It's a goddamned Rashomon. Kalena and Bob watched three shows, in separate places, in different languages?! It turns out Quinn is absolutely jacked and can totally lift?!?! We have the best show ever (Isekai Mad Libs!!!!!!)?!?!?!?!?!We talk about fitness, it's never not gross, every show was dog shit this week and Bob and Kalena had to endure these tragedies alone.Please Clap.SHOWS:How Heavy Are The Dumbbells You...2025-06-251h 03Dot Plot AscensionWobert Knows Worbsworbs have mmeanings and consequences. And we said a whole lot into microphones, recorded them, and called it a podcast called DOT PLOT ASCENSION. The energy is off the chain here. We recorded in a study room in a college library, hot off the back of watching the Van's Warped Tour and drinking unique beverages. You can tell. We mention it. ANYWAYS. We talk about "The Detective is Already Dead," a show that should have been better than it was! We touch base on "Let This Grieving Soul Retire," a show that was bad, given how good the name is...2025-06-191h 08Dot Plot AscensionIsekai Intro, an M-Preg chaser, an Indie Horror Comedy, and I'm thinking Faye DunawayOh man, we meant Fay Wray the whole time. Anyways. We're casting stuff, pods mostly, and they're about animes. We start off with an impromptu diversion into ISEKAI MADLIBS, and it goes very well. Psych, it goes TERRRIBLY. We take a trip into "Our Last Crusade, or The Rise of a New World" which Quinn turns into a travesty. We hit the information superhighway for "#Compass 2.0" a show about *squints at notes* What if League of Legends was Overwatch, but you Yu-Gi-Oh it, and then Digimon it and hang out with Reaper in VR? That sucks. Anyways we end...2025-05-221h 05Dot Plot AscensionGIRLS NIGHT: Dot Plot Correction Corner (Justice for Flim Flam) and a Rascal's Trip to the Blowing Alley?!?!?!?If you saw the original upload of this episode, no you didn't, the audio was broken and bad and it's god's fault, not ours. Regardless. We open today's episode with an apology. An apology to our viewer, and an apology to our dear friend Bobby. Flim Flam is real. Ghoul School is real. And we doubted our boy. Shame on us. May God and Bob forgive us. After that, it is GIRLS NIGHT, BAYBEEEEEEE. ALL GIRLS! ALL ANIMATED IN JAPAN! HELL YEAH! We got Girls Band Cry! Imagine the wacky stuff Quinn can get up to with that title! Then...2025-04-081h 09Dot Plot AscensionTIME TRAVEL SPECIAL EPISODE: Dot.Plot://Ascension_FiNaL ReBirth_bY_sLeEp?!?!?!?Robert built a time machine, back to 2016, and cut together an absolute HEATER of a career retrospective. From the lost "Soundcloud" era of Dot Plot, a magnificent clip show, containing the birth of some of our most recurring bits. It is a beaut. Meanwhile, your intrepid hosts take a trip to the movies and watch Mobile Suit Gundam: GQuuuuuuuuuuuuuX!!! What did they think of it? Will we ever return from the time vortex Bob built? Why so many "u's" in the name of this show? Answers await you, viewer. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2025-03-141h 15Dot Plot AscensionBogus Host <Dot Plot AscensionEar Crimes abound, An Insurmountable ORB-deal, and the Worst Edit Quinn Ever SubmittedA Lost Bit about Tickle Fetishes, REVIVED! Resuscitating a bit about Dick Cheney! Jokes about WAR CRIMES!!! We're back on our baloney, and goblins in Bob and Kalena's house munched on our gahddamned pods. This is a rough one. Deal with it. I haven't had clean water in fuckin three days, so maybe cool your jets about the pod quality, okay? ANIME, BLAGHHGHG GRANDMA'S SPAGHETTI Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2025-01-101h 14Dot Plot AscensionBaseball is a that Verb Grandma's Do? Hot People Can be Stupid TOO?! DAN, DUH DAN?!?!?!?!It's the end of the year, but it is not the end of our intrepid hosts, delving ever deeper into the Anime mines for buried treasures and treats. Quinn gets bronchitis and makes the whole recording a never-ending onslaught of advertizements. Bob gets hot and stupid, and wears a bitchin' sweater. Kalena hides her true feelings in Russian sometimes. We talked about some shows, and to be honest I could not be bothered to remember them, we mention them in the show, just listen to it for Christsakes. Happy New Year, glad we made it, and glad you made it...2024-12-301h 14Dot Plot AscensionHalf-intine's Day Extravaganza Special (I Was A Little Kitty-Cat Boy, She was a Little British Girl)It is Summer, I've got my hat on backwards, and it is time to fuckin' podcast. We're rolling HOT this week, with a bevy of pervert trash to turn into fun jokes. We tried, man. This week, we dragged our souls through harem anime swamps (The 100 Girlfriends Who Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Love You), mandatory kissy school (More Than A Married Couple, But Not Lovers), and "rom-com's" about "slave-owning" (An Arch-Demon's Dilemma: How to Love Your Elf Bride). Kalena makes an unexpected heel turn, and forces the Boy Division of Dot Plot to play a sinister round of...2024-08-061h 08Dot Plot AscensionComputer is a Verb That Meat Boys Do! Franz Kafka Anime? These Perfect Race Horses Will Heal Our Nation! And MOREWhoo boy. We did it. We reported the news. It's anime season, and the anime bushes are heavy with the weight of such delectable and succulent fruits. We talk "Gene of AI," "Human Crazy/Bug University," "Lucifer and Biscuithammer," and "Dead Dead Demons DeDeDeDe(DeDeDeDeDe? How many fuggin 'De's are in this thing) Destruction." Buckle up. It's all heaters this week. All Killer. No Side Bits. Pure, uncut ascension. LET'S MAKE HISTORY. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2024-07-271h 06Dot Plot AscensionDude Erot-omy?! (Cutesy Names for Sexual Acts) Herb Drag 5000!!Full disclosure: there are 25 minutes of absolutely gut-busting conversation that I did not press record for, so get horned up to hear a bunch of callbacks to jokes that you suckers weren't in the room for! ASCEND. It's Dragon season baybeeeeeeeee. You know we can't resist a theme, and this one is a guaranteed HEATER (flame breath sounds). Before that, we dig deep on the most important question: What in God's name is Retro Crush? And what is City Hunter?! After that, we talk about "A Herbivorous Dragon of Five Thousand Years is Unfairly Villainized," and discover the forgotten truth...2024-07-011h 18Dot Plot AscensionFree Palestine and "unalive Wince WcWahon"BAAAAAACK IN THE SADDLE AGAIAIAIAAN. It's a very magical episode. Lots of anime-adjacent news right up top, including the untimely passing of Akira Toriyama (RIP Toriyama-sensei, AKA Goku's dad), WcDonald's WcNuggets, and Quinn's experience listening to a man on a boat explain One Piece. We talk about a couple shows, too. "MASHLE: Muscles and Magic" is first up, and we wish Quinn's thing was real, once again, for the only time this episode. We slink on down to "Cherry Magic! Thirty Years of Virginity Can Make You a Wizard?!" and create our most franchisable character, fan-favorite mascot character, and our...2024-03-131h 31Dot Plot AscensionTwo Mics, Three Mouths, Can't Lose! The Ani-Nanny-Grey's-Anato-Me?!?! BANGS.Don't call it a comeback. Dot Plot Season Three is unstoppable. It is easily delayed by illness and exacerbating circumstances, but WE NEVER STOP, and we certainly NEVER LOSE. It's all bangers this week on Dot Plot Ascension, with the exception of one kinda boring show. The UNwanTED UNDEAD ADvenTUrer? What's that even supposed to read like? Something goofy. Then we dip into the medical mystery surrounding how anglerfish do breeding, and how one confident sturgeon surgeon named Elise can lend a helping fin/hand in Surgeon Elise: The Royal Lady with the Lamp. Robert gets violently upset at the...2024-02-121h 15Dot Plot AscensionThey're Daddies, AND they're buddies? Two Girls met WHERE?? TWO CAR?! (Isekai Mad Libs Returns)Viewer, it is so good to see you again. We brought the heat. We kept it spicy. We all were so loud it was difficult for Editing Quinn to remove each others' voices from their audio tracks. He did a mediocre job. 7/10 Editing Quinn, sorry for the bad sounds and echo and clipping! Regardless, this is Episode 3 of Season 3 of the Award-Winning anime improv comedy extravaganza known as Dot Plot Ascension. We hit up some Daddies and Buddies, dip our toes into the Aquatope of/on White Sand, and explore the dark depths of the criminal underworld of the Cars...2024-01-221h 20Dot Plot AscensionTwo-Gi-Oh! Seinfeld M-Preg! Isekai Mad Libs?!It's time to G-G-G-G-gggggggggggggg GOOF. Two for two in the banger department, we are proud to bring another PIPING HOT episode of Dot Plot Ascension, full of maturity, drama, soccer, and- OH! SUDDENLY! A returning bit from a lost age? Dot Plot Development returns in our second episode of the year, followed by a real tooth-puller of a bit called Isekai Mad Libs. I want to erase my memory of this bit. We do find the time to cool off, with Ice Guy and his Cool Female Colleague, and then the heat is BACK ON when Quinn doesn't spend...2024-01-131h 15Dot Plot AscensionDot Plot Ascension 3.0 + 1.0 (You Can (NOT) Re-Mix)Oh boy. You thought we were done? That we were out of the pod game? That the bean man could ever keep us down? It's 2024, and we're casting pods, we're casting aspersions, and we're casting OBLITERATE (that's a call-ahead to a joke in the episode, trust me). Robert, Kalena, and Quinn are all over 30, and hitting their collective mature streak, and ready to warm your poor, scrobbling bones by the warm glow of a new year of HOT POD ACTION. This Week: My New Boss is Goofy, Undead Murder Farce, The Masterful Cat is Depressed Again Today. Buckle in. Quinn...2024-01-071h 07
Dead Pilots SocietyEpisode 108: Dear America, We've Seen You Naked written by Scotty Landes (Workaholics, Who Is America?, Ma!)Happy Holidays, Dead Pilots Society listeners! Our pilot this month is Dear America, We’ve Seen You Naked written by Scotty Landes (Workaholics, Who Is America?, Ma). It’s a workplace comedy about a group of TSA agents at Chicago O’Hare airport. We think this pairs well with our Episode 25: Airport Marriott written by Phil Hay and Matt Manfredi. Dear America also has a unique origin story in that it’s based on a non-existent book. You’ll hear all about that and more in Scotty’s pre-read interview. This is a great pilot! We know you’re going to love it...2022-12-2248 minDot Plot AscensionSEASON 2 Kickoff Extravaganza Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-09-031h 23Dot Plot AscensionEpisode 11: LEVEL TWO. And Nasty Clowns. And Season Finale.Welcome to LEVEL TWO. Bob and Kalena are bringing the HEAT today. And by heat, I mean they hold Quinn to the fire about some stupid anime titles. It's Level Two Time, since Quinn graduated and ascended, and the titles didn't get better, they just got stupid. Up first, we hit Listeners, followed by BEM. BEM. They gave Quinn BEM. Last but not least, actually scratch that, it is the least, a total nothing of a title, it is just K. The title is just, "K" for real. For level Two, Bob and Kalena did Quinn super dirty. It ends...2020-08-191h 21Dot Plot AscensionEpisode 10: Ascension, At Last or, Bob's Good Baja Men Joke RevealedIt's Ascension Day. Welcome back to Dot Plot Ascension, an anime podcast, kinda. We take a little dip into a few different shows this week, starting with dunking on the intro to Tokyo Ghoul √A, because it sucks. Then we make light of Dusk Maiden of Amnesia, where Quinn delves into Fairy Tale lore and makes a princess a Bloodivore. Afterwards, Bob shares a SAO-centric Gunma Truth with the group. Next up, Boogiepop and Others, which awakens some kind of deep memory of anime from yesteryear. We then fall into a weird hole of Las Miserables themed MUGEN thing, it get...2020-08-131h 13Dot Plot AscensionEpisode 9: IT'S LIKE METABOTS.It is time. To. ASCEND. Welcome back to Dot Plot Ascension you horny freaks. It's the show where Bob and Kalena watch a show with a goofy title, give that title to their beautiful idiot friend, Quinn, and have him guess the plot based on that title. He doesn't do great. But hopefully they make jokes along the way. We come in HOT. There's jokes off the top this week. Two sequences of opening music because Editing Quinn had to find a way to splice these bits nicely. 7/10 Editor Quinn. This week, we cover anime based off mobile App...2020-07-301h 39Dot Plot AscensionEpisode 8: Oooooh! We have a theme! or BIRD HOUSE CURED EVERY DISEASEBIRD. HOUSE. You'll get it. It's a joke in the late game of this episode. Welcome back to your favourite source for anime news, goofs, and crime. There's a theme for this episode, which is the letter X. Get hyped on that. We hit gin mode, and get GIN-ERGIZED. Quinn ends up so drunk that he makes some bad anime choices. We talk about The Sword Fighting guy from the University of Virginia, which is not an anime. Then, Shining Tears X Wind, which is. Following that terrible show, we hit up Butlers X Battlers. We hit a HOT GUNMA...2020-07-291h 21Dot Plot AscensionEpisode 7: Technical Difficulty, Unlimited Teeth, Bleeping C***ies, and the Return of Clown HouseGuess who got drunk and talked about anime again? We did. Quinn, Kalena, and Robert dive deep into the Chili's Baby Back Swamp of Anime and dig up Infinite Dendrogram, DRAMAtical Murder, and The Price of Smiles. We learn of a great Gunma Tragedy and a Terrible Tummy Secret. Bob steps on Quinn's jokes about a Clown House, but don't worry, they made up. Grab a Scoop of Goop and enjoy this one, these drunk idiots certainly did. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-07-121h 13Dot Plot AscensionSECRET EPISODE: PROFESSIONAL HORSE Dot Plot Revolutionary Pretty BoysSECRET EPISODE REPORT:We talk Gundam Wing, Code Geass, and Promare in this secret cut of choice bits from Episode 6, which was too long to make a single episode! It was a second FULL LENGTH bit of bits, and we ogle Beautiful Terrorist Boys in Anime. Also, PROFESSIONAL HORSE.2020-07-1255 minDot Plot AscensionEpisode 6: Oh, With The RED HAIR, HUH Mark? The RED Hair?I hope you want are ready to listen to our three hosts really discuss some good anime titles. Bob and Kalena have brought Quinn a delicious tray of tasty anime treats including Snow White With the Red Hair, a detour to a great Gunma Truth, a dip into the SF Hardboiled styles of No Guns Life, and a lingering sense that there is a bunch of stuff that Quinn cut and loaded into a second secret episode coming soon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-07-1257 minDot Plot AscensionEpisode 5: Black Metal Choral Trio Audio Hellscape and Pee Humour ExtravaganzaSweet Jesus, y'all. It's a chaotic time. Some people say Black Lives Matter, other people are racist, and somehow there's DISCUSSION ABOUT WHO IS THE BAD GUYS. We here at Dot Plot Ascension are firmly in the camp of trying to be actively Anti-Racist. Abolish the Police. Getting that done up front. Anyhow, we talk about some shows, too. All centered around revolutionaries, I think. The way anime treats revolutions is odd, so we did our best! We touch on Cannon Busters, from LeSean Thomas, the only BIPOC anime studio head which beats ass. We make...2020-06-231h 14Dot Plot AscensionEpisode 4: Don't Stick Your Whole Arm in ANYTHING; Or, A Series of Gunma Truths We get in it. The whole point of this exercise is to uncover the truth, and we get close this week. So close. Like, did you know they made a Count of Monte Christo anime? I didn't, until NOW. Then, we uncover what really happens in Gunma. GUNMA TRUTHS. WE spend some time trapped in the bathroom with Toilet Bound Hanako-kun, and stay in the toilet with our last watch of Keijo! Fuck that show. GUNMA TRUTH. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-06-121h 15Dot Plot AscensionEpisode 3: Nyah-ty Cat Girl EnergyYou have no idea what we put ourselves through this week. I mean, you'll hear. Times were tough. This anime baloney jokes podcast takes a turn for the Frisky as Bob and Kalena descend into cat-girl madness, Quinn makes a promise or two he shouldn't have kept, and there's a frank discussion about the purpose of fan-service in anime. Bob and Kalena head up the Pervert Defense Club in this, our Third Offering to the Anime Gods. #notsponsoredbyfriskies Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-05-281h 08Dot Plot AscensionEpisode 2: Old Man Yells at HelveticaWelcome to episode two.There's a lot of jokes in this episode. Just rife and lousy and littered with like, JOKES. It's a genuine gut-buster of a VERY JOKE LADEN time. Squid Girl is there, Neo Angelique Abyss certainly exists, EAT MAN '98 shows up, capped off with The Eighth Son? Are you Kidding Me? Unfortunately, I am not kidding you. And then, in a break of tradition, where Quinn is made to not watch anime, Bob and Kalena force our innocent, erstwhile protagonist to watch Keijo!!! From the desk of Quinn: "They...2020-05-201h 11Dot Plot AscensionEpisode One: Hey, Ghost Grandma!Welcome to the inaugural, incredibly well-made, and popular show, Dot Plot Ascension! We bring to you a comedy podcast wherein three friends, Kalena, Bobby, and Quinn, attempt to discover the worst and most chaotic titles in anime. Bobby and Kalena find and watch these aberrations and affronts to God, and Quinn attempts to discern the plot of the show from the title alone. He does not do well. He does a really bad job, mostly. We're sorry.Our first offering is a bit of an exploration of the form, deciding on what the name of the...2020-05-1353 min