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Tuna SandwichUNA ANDWICH'S DVD REVIEWS: pretty womanUna Andwich is here to tell you about this DVD, then she is deciding who from the DVD she is going to f*ck, marry, or kill... then... she will make her judgement and write her DVD Review.....THIS IS PRETTY WOMAN DVD REVIEW.Slide into my DMs and tell me what DVD's you would like Una to review... @ElfymamaLike this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will come over and teach you about the correct usage of cutlery... yay!
2025-06-2812 min
Tuna SandwichLIVE FROM THE LOUNGE: submissionaryYOU HAVE NO NAMENO PLACE TO RUN WHAT BEGINS NOW CAN NEVER BE UNDONESlide into my DMs and tell me if you will silence the lie.. @ElfymamaLike this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will open up your eyes...Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2025-06-2304 min
Tuna SandwichLOBSTER ROLL destinyIT'S YOUR FAVOURITE SHOW! IT'S LOBSTER ROLL!It's time to embrace your destiny, and get that hot piece to be your Mr (or Mrs) Lobster Roll.. This episode is supported by Shower Pals so you can get clean after a dirty night out..Slide into my DMs and tell me if you have a special someone with an impressive side dong on display.. @ElfymamaLike this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I help you make a choice in this life...
2025-06-2209 min
Tuna SandwichTHE BREATH OF GODcarving possibility from ruin... every heartbeat, every fleeting thought owes its existence to a world that began in fire...Slide into my DMs and tell me if you have almost choked to death on a mandarin.. @ElfymamaLike this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will come over and remind you of your insignificance... yay!Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2025-06-2106 min
Tuna SandwichLAW & ORDER: missing t-shirt POLICE REPORTIncident Type: TheftSummary: my favourite shirt is missing!!!Slide into my DMs and tell me if you have been involved in a crime.. @ElfymamaLike this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will send you jeans that disintegrate off your body... yay!Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2025-06-2004 min
Tuna SandwichSEXCULT: upcoming eventsListen up worms.... we have some important upcoming events to start the New Cult Year.... make sure you wear your new chains to the bonfire... see you at The Punishing this evening..Slide into my DMs and tell me who you are bringing to the feast of Other & Potential You's.. @ElfymamaLike this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will send you some fresh new chains to rattle around in.. yay!Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett Hosted on Acast. See acast...
2025-06-1906 min
Tuna SandwichUNA ANDWICH'S DVD REVIEWS: poltergeistUna Andwich is here to tell you about this DVD, then she is deciding who from the DVD she is going to f*ck, marry, or kill... then... she will make her judgement and write her DVD Review.....THIS IS POLTERGEIST DVD REVIEW.Slide into my DMs and tell me what DVD's you would like Una to review... @ElfymamaLike this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will come over and speak into the void of the static to find you and bring...
2025-06-1812 min
Tuna SandwichOXYGEN we are overOxygen is like that boyfriend who's super clingy but tries to play it cool. It’s always hovering around, waiting for a chance to bind to your hemoglobin... but we're done here. It's OVER oxygen.Slide into my DMs and tell me if you are in a codependent relationship you can't get out of.. @ElfymamaLike this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will give you a 25% discount coupon for ANYTIME CHAINSAWS.. rannggg annngggg annnggggg annggggggWritten & Produced by Rachel Barrett Ho...
2025-06-1708 min
Tuna SandwichTHE GREATEST LOVE STORY EVER TOLDWe need to talk about Rachel.......Slide into my DMs and tell me if you have a sexy cousin you'd like to bang.. @ElfymamaLike this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will come to your wedding and make sure you are marrying the right woman.. yay!Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2025-06-1608 min
Tuna SandwichUNA ANDWICH'S DVD REVIEWS: the mummyUna Andwich is here to tell you about this DVD, then she is deciding who from the DVD she is going to f*ck, marry, or kill... then... she will make her judgement and write her DVD Review.....THIS IS THE MUMMY DVD REVIEW.Slide into my DMs and tell me what DVD's you would like Una to review... @ElfymamaLike this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will come over and save you from the wrathful hand of the opressor.
2025-06-1509 min
Tuna SandwichNOT ALL RAVENSTerry Raven joins us LIVE FROM THE BRANCH, to give us a contemporary view of what it's like being a Raven in a world that doesn't even know your name...Slide into my DMs and tell me if you have been involved in a craven mating ritual in a dark carpark at the end of the night .. @ElfymamaLike this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will give you not one, not two, but three prophecies... yay!Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett
2025-06-1427 min
Tuna SandwichLIVE FROM THE LOUNGE: arsenic poisoningQuestion: how many lunchboxes full of tabouli salad is too much?? and what does this have to do with the self defence mechanisms that plants have evolved to poison and destroy us with?Slide into my DMs and tell me what surprise you had in a doctors office.... @ElfymamaLike this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will sew you a dress or something.. yay!Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2025-06-1307 min
Tuna SandwichWITHIN THE PINESPine trees are among the oldest living plants on earth, they were here before the Dinosaurs, they can survive ice ages, and the shifting of continents.. but can the pine tree survive being a guest on Tuna Sandwich??Slide into my DMs and tell me if you have a symbiotic relationship with mushrooms.... @ElfymamaLike this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will shiver the whole night through....Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for...
2025-06-1208 min
Tuna SandwichONLY TUNA SANDWICHPORN!! what is it good for?? well, lots of things actually....Porn revolutionised the world.. but it hasn't revolutionised the humble podcast.. until now..welcome to ....Only Tuna Sandwich... where the clothes are on the floor, the shower is steamy, and moisturiser demands to be rubbed into all the places.Slide into my DMs and tell me what technological advancement you benefit from daily thanks to porn.. @ElfymamaLike this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will record another Only Tuna Sandwich episode...
2025-06-1107 min
Tuna SandwichUNA ANDWICH'S DVD REVIEWS: overboardUna Andwich is here to tell you about this DVD, then she is deciding who from the DVD she is going to f*ck, marry, or kill... then... she will make her judgement and write her DVD Review.....THIS IS OVERBOARD DVD REVIEW.Slide into my DMs and tell me what DVD's you would like Una to review... @ElfymamaLike this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will rescue you from a shallow grave and gently remind you WHO YOU ARE
2025-06-1009 min
Tuna SandwichIMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: the truth.. for real**IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT**It is time to stop hiding in the shadows of doubt and to take a bold leap into the unknown and finally say my truth into this world... it's not easy..because once I say this, things will never be the same... not for me.. and especially not for you (yes, you)Thanks to this Episode's sponsorsSEDATE MY RACCOON...Call 1800-SEDATE-MY-RACCOON, first 5 callers will get a complimentary box of Doritos!TELLTALE HEARTS - it beats for you even when you aren't thereMICE...
2025-06-0908 min
Tuna SandwichSEXCULT: the reeducation seminarListen up worms... a lot of you haven't been paying attention to the rules of the cult! At this week's seminar we will be going over some basic laws and protocols, as well as handing out the monthly chores, I want all ritual goo cleaned up in a timely manner....Slide into my DMs and tell me if what job you want in the cult .... @ElfymamaLike this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will come over and Feng Shui your sex dungeon.. yay!
2025-06-0806 min
Tuna SandwichDr HOOT PhDWe are here today to talk to death’s harbinger, the omen of death.. Dr Hoot Phd is our very special guest..Owls don’t just kill. They erase. They don’t just see you. They absorb you. They are the witnesses to a world that never stops dying. And long after we are gone, when the final lights have flickered out, and our history falls into the forgotten, the owls will remain.. watching, waiting, as if they always knew this moment would come.Slide into my DMs and tell me how far you ca...
2025-06-0707 min
Tuna SandwichLAW & ORDER: the crimes of santaPOLICE REPORTIncident Type: Criminal Trespassing / Unlawful EntrySummary: at approximately 12.01am on December 25, 2024, multiple reports were received regarding an unknown male suspect unlawfully entering residential properties through chimneys and other unconventional points of entry. The suspect described as a heavyset older male with a white beard, red suit, and black boots, was last seen fleeing rooftops in a sleigh led by eight unidentified reindeer.Slide into my DMs and tell me if you have been involved in a crime.. @ElfymamaLike this show?? tell a friend...
2025-06-0605 min
Tuna Sandwichmosquitos SUCKdid you hear that???.... that annoying noise!!??!?!?!They’ve been here for over 100 million years. They survived the dinosaurs. They’ve outlived empires, plagues, And yet, despite their tiny size… they are the deadliest creatures on Earth... I am here today talking to the biggest dickhead of the insect world, the Mosquito.Slide into my DMs and tell me your blood type.... @ElfymamaLike this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will stay the night and protect you from mosquitos.. yay!Writ...
2025-06-0508 min
Tuna SandwichUNA ANDWICH'S DVD REVIEWS: the exorcistUna Andwich is here to tell you about this DVD, then she is deciding who from the DVD she is going to f*ck, marry, or kill... then... she will make her judgement and write her DVD Review.....THIS IS THE EXORCIST DVD REVIEW.Slide into my DMs and tell me what DVD's you would like Una to review... @ElfymamaLike this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will come over and we can summon Captain Howdy and play a game together.... yay!
2025-06-0408 min
Tuna SandwichLIVE FROM THE LOUNGE: a dramatic reading Olivia Newton John's 'PHYSICAL'Picture this.... your teachers have allowed you do a one-person dance performance of you favourite song at the school assembly...and you have chosen Olivia Newton John's 'Physical', despite having no awareness of the sexual undertones of this song...let's take a deeper dive into the lyrical composition of this classic to really understand how hard this songs bangs.Slide into my DMs and tell me if you like to perform inappropriate songs at your school assembly.. @ElfymamaLike this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I...
2025-06-0306 min
Tuna SandwichTHE WEREWOLFToday we are taking a journey into the shadows, where the line between man and monster blurs in the pale light of the moon, and we unravel the curse of the werewolf! A creature neither fully human nor fully beast. When the moon rises, and the hunger takes hold, is the monster inside the man?? Or was he always there waiting to be set free??Slide into my DMs and tell me if you have been involved in a curse of darkness.. @ElfymamaLike this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a...
2025-06-0208 min
Tuna SandwichTHE UNIVERSAL ANSWERING MACHINEDo you have a problem? A dilemma? A confession? A digression? LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE BEEP AND MAYBE YOUR VOICE WILL ECHO THROUGH THE EXISTENTIAL DARKNESS OF THE VOID.... Slide into my DMs and tell me if you find strength in trauma.. @ElfymamaLike this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will listen to you when no one else will.. yay!Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2025-06-0105 min
Tuna SandwichSEXCULT: the suggestion boxListen up worms... if you're new to the cult meeting, we will be going through some ground rules.. but most importantly, this week we are going through the suggestion box.. better snacks at the orgies? no socks during the ritual, and most importantly.. no tambourines.. see you all at The Punishing tonight..Slide into my DMs and tell me if you are just here for the perks.... @ElfymamaLike this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will avoid making eye contact with you during the sacred...
2025-05-3106 min
Tuna SandwichMESSAGE INCOMING FROM TUNA SANDWICHHello, you've reached Tuna Sandwich.. we are unable to take your call. Tuna Sandwich is currently working on something huge, something amazing, something that is going to blow your minds. Tuna Sandwich will be back on the 1st of June.Slide into my DMs and tell me if you are also working on something amazing... @ElfymamaLike this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will come over and put a mirror on your roof to keep the bad vibes away.. yay!Written & Produced...
2025-03-2101 min
Tuna SandwichUNA ANDWICH'S DVD REVIEWS: Jurassic ParkUna Andwich is here to tell you about this DVD, then she is deciding who from the DVD she is going to f*ck, marry, or kill... then... she will make her judgement and write her DVD Review.....THIS IS JURASSIC PARK DVD REVIEW.Slide into my DMs and tell me what DVD's you would like Una to review... @ElfymamaLike this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will come over and sing you songs about long division as I lay on your...
2025-02-0609 min
Tuna SandwichPHATI had the craziest dream....This episode is brought to you by NIGHT CEREALS FOR TWO, now you can eat cereal in bed together with that special someone...Slide into my DMs and tell me if you are not afraid to drown... @ElfymamaLike this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will come over and feed your raccoons.. yay!Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2025-01-2807 min
Tuna SandwichTHE CAT'S MEOWThis is the Cat's Meow.... ALL Cats FOR Cats.. translated for humans by Cats...Do you dream of freedom, a life of your own?Slide into my DMs and tell me if you are the puppet tied to my string.. @ElfymamaLike this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will send you a security vest so your cat can keep the moose out of the kitchen.. yay!Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett Hosted on Acast. See acast.com...
2025-01-2107 min
Tuna SandwichSOMETHING The MusicalAll I’m asking is for is 4 million dollars4 million dollars would be really nice4 million dollars would solve all my problems4 million dollars would change my lifeSlide into my DMs and tell me if you want 4 million dollars.. @ElfymamaLike this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will solve all your problems.. yay!Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2025-01-1402 min
Tuna SandwichLAW AND ORDER"Ma'am... I'm going to need you to calm down and tell us exactly what happened .. start at the beginning..."Slide into my DMs and tell me if you have been involved in a crime.. @ElfymamaLike this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will send you some Day 3 Xmas Leftovers.. YUM! Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2025-01-0705 min
Tuna SandwichBEHIND THE PODCASTDo you want to Opt Out of this modern life and move into a hole in the ground?? On Behind the Podcast this week we are talking about New Year's Resolutions.. "New Year, New You" more like New Year, same garbage person you've always been...This episode is brought to you by Manifestos and Sleeping BagsSlide into my DMs and tell me if your New Years Resolution is to burn your life to the ground and move into a hole.. @ElfymamaLike this show?? tell a friend! or leave...
2024-12-3108 min
Tuna SandwichTHE NATIVITYJoey Joe Joe and Mary are having marriage difficulties, but that's nothing a f*cked journey by Donkey and having no reservations at the Inn can't fix... special guest appearance by Hot Piece Gabrielle... *purrrrr*Slide into my DMs and tell me if you have ever tried to hide a pregnancy from your nitwit husband.. @ElfymamaLike this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will send you some Frankenstein and Birds, as is tradition.Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett
2024-12-2405 min
Tuna SandwichLOBSTER ROLL has demonsIT'S YOUR FAVOURITE SHOW! IT'S LOBSTER ROLL!You ever hear a bump in the night and wonder if its a demon that watching you?? or is it just Mr Lobster roll and his impressive side dong bumping into furniture in the night???This episode is supported by Sparkle Glitter so you never lose your Hot Piece...Slide into my DMs and tell me if you have issues with Santa coming down your chimney uninvited.. @ElfymamaLike this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and...
2024-12-1907 min
Tuna SandwichLOBSTER ROLL at the beachIT'S TIME FOR YOUR FAVOURITE SHOW! IT'S LOBSTER ROLL!This week we going to the beach to get Wet, Wild, and Wonderful.... shoutout to Mr Lobster Roll for wearing his banana-hammock and having his impressive side dong on display.This episode is supported by Moon Cream so you don't get burnt by Moon Rays, specially formulated for rubbing on bodies at night..Slide into my DMs and tell me if you have invoked the Law of the Sea whilst banging in the ocean.. @ElfymamaLike this show...
2024-12-1007 min
Tuna SandwichLOBSTER ROLLIT'S LOBSTER ROLL! YEAH IT'S TIME FOR YOUR FAVOURITE SHOW!!Is your ivory tower not dank? shoutout to Mr Lobster Roll and his impressive side dong that is always on display, being all capable and building shelves.This episode NOT supported by Anti-Ant Ice Cream Bibs, because we don't need them, that's what Mr Lobster Roll is for.. use promo code SEXY ANTS (or not)Slide into my DMs and tell me what you want your Mr Lobster Roll to lick out of your cleavage @ElfymamaLike...
2024-12-0306 min
Tuna SandwichTHE BLACK HOLEThe mysteries of the void are calling...... and so is someone else!!Slide into my DMs and tell me if you have seen a mushroom with legs?? @ElfymamaLike this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will let you come around and view my moustache collection.This episode is written & produced by Rachel Barrett & Stuart Buckland Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2024-11-1919 min
Tuna SandwichBEDTIMEit's 4am, what thoughts are running through your mind as you try to get to sleep??Slide into my DMs and tell me what you think of before you go to sleep @ElfymamaLike this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will tuck you in and tell you a bedtime story.Written & Produced by Rachel BarrettMusic by https://www.purple-planet.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2024-11-1207 min
Tuna SandwichTUNA SANDWICH UNPLUGGEDJust me and the darkness, tangled in mind.Slide into my DMs and tell me if you are also caught in the silence @ElfymamaLike this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will whisper the echoes that fade into your memory.Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2024-11-0502 min
Tuna SandwichTHE HERETICSIn the deepest corners of human history the veil between the known and the unknown wears thin, and within this darkness a tale of the witch emerges. A fable woven with fear, suspicion, and lies….Written & Produced by Rachel BarrettMusic by https://www.purple-planet.com/Slide into my DMs and tell me your crimes of heresy @ElfymamaLike this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will build you a pile of rocks as part of the sacred covenant. Ho...
2024-10-2919 min
Tuna SandwichTRANSMISSION: The Creeps 90s film retrospectiveDo you remember The Creeps? I don’t know where they’ve been or what they’ve been doing for the past 30 years, but I’ve discovered them again on a podcast.... I didn’t know podcasts had house bands, but this one apparently does?? Weird. I've tapped into their transmission signal to bring you this episode of The Creeps, as they traverse some incredibly niche musical genres inspired by films of the 90s.Enjoy!The Creeps are Stefan & AgathaI guess if you want to hear more Creeps you have to listen...
2024-10-2226 min
Tuna SandwichAN INCONVENIENT TRUTHThere are inconvenient truths in this life, and I am here to set the record straight once and for all... so the question is .... are you ready to hear what i'm about to say???This episode is supported by:Suge Knight Cereals: where each box of cereals comes with a fake gun for scaring loud birds who wake you up in the morning.Fat Cat Treadmills: does your obese cat have poor self esteem?Dick Vapes: pls read the terms and conditions of your Dick Vapes before the company...
2024-10-1513 min
Tuna SandwichMISTAKES WERE MADEmistakes were made....and now i'm drifting towards a black hole of certain death.. but aren't we all drifting towards a black hole of certain death from the minute we are born??Written & Produced by Rachel BarrettMusic by https://www.purple-planet.com/Slide into my DMs and tell me what mistakes you've made @ElfymamaLike this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will bring you a bowl of perpetual darkness of Night Cereals. Hosted...
2024-10-0809 min
Tuna SandwichDECOMPOSING ALONE IN MY FLATLiving alone can be really great, you can do whatever you want. But what if today there was a surprise in store, what if you died? and now your corpse is on the floor.Written & Produced by Rachel BarrettMusic by https://www.purple-planet.com/Slide into my DMs and tell me if if you need me to check on your corpse @ElfymamaLike this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will come over make sure you are alive.
2024-10-0105 min
Tuna SandwichSMART TOILETSSmart Toilets... can they be trusted?? what if you came home and there was texts from the smart toilet on your boyfriend's phone?Written & Produced by Rachel BarrettMusic by https://www.purple-planet.com/Slide into my DMs and tell me if you have a smart toilet and if that toilet has ever crossed the line @ElfymamaLike this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will come over and change your toilet paper roll.. 3 ply! Hosted on Acast. See...
2024-09-2404 min
Tuna SandwichFREE ADVICETuna Sandwich is here with the free advice to your pressing problems... "Dear Horny, just answer the door naked. Problem Solved!"Written & Produced by Rachel BarrettMusic by https://www.purple-planet.com/Slide into my DMs and tell me your problems if you want some Free Advice @ElfymamaLike this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will make you a sandwich Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2024-09-1807 min
Tuna SandwichESCAPE PLANSLife.... everything is fu*ked, and everybody sucks. But if you want to compare how bad your day is going, why not have a look back at some historical crimes..... because at least you aren't living your life trapped in a dungeon.Jordan Turpin living her best life! Written & Produced by Rachel BarrettMusic by https://www.purple-planet.com/Slide into my DMs and tell me what things are sucking for you this week @ElfymamaLike this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a...
2024-09-1111 min
Tuna SandwichUNSEEN ARCHITECTS OF LIFEmicroscopic entities, ancient and omnipresent....an insidious presence that lurks at the end of human existence... they evolve outpacing our defences.. we are but temporary vessels... host to a force as old as time... BACTERIA..Written & Produced by Rachel BarrettMusic by https://www.purple-planet.com/Slide into my DMs and tell me what microscopic entities you would like to learn more about @ElfymamaLike this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will write you a poem Hosted on...
2024-09-0305 min
Tuna SandwichThe Empirical Transcendental DoubletThe time has come to transcend this version of reality, and to find meaning within the universe that extends beyond our realm of understanding. First stop.. Uranus... Until next time, this is Tuna SandwichWritten & Produced by Rachel BarrettMusic by https://www.purple-planet.com/SPECIAL THANKS TO:WhalesDemonsMy Spider Roommate (always watching, such a perv)The ShroomsThe ParasiteThe Penguins (even though you stink)The Raccoons (where did you put the keys...
2024-07-0408 min
Tuna SandwichTHE INTERNDing Dong!! Who's there???In this special episode an Applicant arrives to interview for the coveted position of Tuna Sandwich Intern.We make some phone calls to the future, and a contract is signed in blood.Rachel Barrett is Tuna SandwichStuart Buckland is The InternSuicidal Cats by The Creeps *(the house-band for Swingin' on The Flippity Flop Podcast)Written & Produced by Rachel BarrettMusic by https://www.purple-planet.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy...
2024-06-2726 min
Tuna SandwichCome Sail Away with Neil deGrasse TysonToday, we take a journey back to The Golden Record, for I have thought a lot about the question of "what song should we add to the Golden Record for distant alien races to discover??" .... what lyrical composition can encapsulate the hamartia of human existence? joining us is the great astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson, who has a compelling answer to this question..Written & Produced by Rachel BarrettMusic by https://www.purple-planet.com/Come Sail Away by STYX Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2024-06-2008 min
Tuna SandwichLive from the Lounge! POWER MOVES (The Apple)If giving someone an apple is a symbol of your affection, then eating one during a zoom meeting is a symbol of what exactly? Written & Produced by Rachel BarrettMusic by https://www.purple-planet.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2024-06-1314 min
Tuna SandwichPOSITION VACANT ..............(the secret track)The Tuna Sandwich lab is in complete disarray..... I need an Intern!!! Applications Open (only those willing to submit to a life of danger and intrigue need apply)pls send your applications with Subject: INTERN APPLICATION (insert name) to Elfymama@gmail.com all applications will be considered.Written & Produced by Rachel BarrettMusic by https://www.purple-planet.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2024-06-0606 min
Tuna SandwichInterview with the VampireThe legend of the vampire is a powerful archetype, often characterised with the imagery of predatory beauty, immortality, and seduction.If there is perhaps one other creature on this planet that can understand my existential pain and the secret shadows a heart can keep, will it be you my darkness?Written & Produced by Rachel BarrettMusic by https://www.purple-planet.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2024-05-3011 min
Tuna SandwichThe Emergency BroadcastThis is the Emergency Broadcast coming at you, I hope you hear this fellow survivor, and that you can follow this transmission and find me. I am waiting for you.Written & Produced by Rachel BarrettMusic by https://www.purple-planet.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2024-05-2306 min
Tuna SandwichCatwoman leaves a messageCatwoman leaves some messages on the Tuna Sandwich answering machine. She's bored and wants to nap, but she also wants to get that bird.Written & Produced by Rachel BarrettMusic by https://www.purple-planet.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2024-05-1604 min
Tuna SandwichGarbage.... I Love ItThe cockroach can survive in all types of environments, they are incredibly resilient and can survive extreme conditions such as starvation, radiation and will be the last creatures left on this earth after humans perish. You’ve got 300 million years worth of instinct behind those eyes.. What is the meaning of life? You’ve been here long before us and you’ll be here long after, perhaps the only surviving relic of a world turned to dust.. what can you tell me cockroach? What is your secret?Written & Produced by Rachel BarrettGarbage I Love I...
2024-05-0906 min
Tuna SandwichThe MoustacheIs there a bigger masculine power move than having a thick moustache? What does Friedrich Nietzsche have to say about the stache?? and the question remains... do you want to go for a moustache ride??Written & Produced by Rachel BarrettMusic by https://www.purple-planet.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2024-05-0207 min
Tuna SandwichNEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK! TED TalkApril 24 is New Kids On The Block Day!!From their humble beginnings in Boston to conquering world stage, New Kids On The Block captured the hearts of millions with their catchy songs, dance moves, and well…. Baby face Joey Mac, Jordan’s Knight’s fabulous hair, and Donnie Whalberg’s ripped jeans (hot!) For a band that formed 40 years ago, they still continue to tour and perform and delight their fans, there is no denying that New Kids On the Block have a legacy that nobody saw coming…New Kids on the...
2024-04-2421 min
Tuna SandwichLive from the Lounge! Dirty Thoughts...*EXPLICIT CONTENT WARNING* I dont wanna beg.. wipe your crumbs off the bench.Written & Produced by Rachel BarrettMusic by https://www.purple-planet.com/Dirty Thoughts by Rachel Barrett Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2024-04-1803 min
Tuna SandwichRainbow SynesthesiaAfter a storm comes the rainbow, and only then can you understand the choir of beauty that resides within the light. What are you laughing about Yellow?Written & Produced by Rachel BarrettMusic by https://www.purple-planet.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2024-04-1108 min
Tuna SandwichAliens.. HELP US!Listen up Aliens, if you hear this podcast we need your help!! Humans are a confusing species and without your intervention we might not make it. Also, can we put a pause on the anal probing?? how much information can you learn from inside our buttholes??Written & Produced by Rachel BarrettMusic by https://www.purple-planet.com/Spacewave by Karl Casey @ White Bat AudioBabies in the Slaughterhouse by Rachel Barrett Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2024-04-0410 min
Tuna SandwichGoth like a MothIn the darkness, where shadows reign supreme and silence wraps around like a heavy cloak, moths flutter with delicate uncertainty. Their wings, once vibrant in the light, now seem to absorb the darkness, becoming mere silhouettes against the void. An exististentialist discussion with a winged friend to find out out what is more delicious, an old stripey jumper or that band tshirt you can never throw away..Written & Produced by Rachel BarrettMusic by https://www.purple-planet.com/Dark Space by Arthur VynckeLawn Order by Rachel Barrett
2024-03-2809 min
Tuna SandwichCost of Survivalwhat are you willing to do to survive??Written & Produced by Rachel BarrettMusic by https://www.purple-planet.com/Did you like this episode?? let me know! elfymama@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2024-03-2111 min
Tuna SandwichCats Amorean Ode to our Feline Friends, there is no amount of cat hair in my eyes, or litter on my floor that will stop me from loving your floof.Written & Produced by Rachel BarrettMusic by https://www.purple-planet.com/Catscratch Melody by Rachel Barrett Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2024-03-1408 min
Tuna SandwichSwimming with SharksDo humans even taste that good??Written & Produced by Rachel BarrettMusic by https://www.purple-planet.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2024-03-0706 min
Tuna SandwichAdventures with SnakesDid you know that cats love to eat anti-depressants?Written & Produced by Rachel BarrettMusic by https://www.purple-planet.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2024-02-2908 min
Tuna SandwichSocks & The Cityan average person loses 1200 socks in a lifetime, but what the hell are these socks up to when they disappear down the drains in the washing machine?Written & Produced by Rachel BarrettMusic by https://www.purple-planet.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2024-02-1506 min
Tuna SandwichValentine's Day ??? ..........pffft.......I don't want your crappy wilted flowers you brought at 6pm out of guilt on Valentines Day, I want naked shagging in the streets like they used to do..Written & Produced by Rachel BarrettMusic by https://www.purple-planet.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2024-02-0805 min
Tuna SandwichThe PFZ (Pube Free Zone)Have you ever been driven to work by the bikini waxer that just finished staring into the abyss?? and you know what I mean when I say "abyss" ....Awkward.Written & Produced by Rachel BarrettMusic by https://www.purple-planet.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2024-02-0105 min
Tuna SandwichThe Great Jellyfish TakeoverIn today's episode we discuss the recent Unidentified Anomalous Phenomenon "The Jellyfish", and find out how Jellyfish fly their spaceships without bones or brains. Can we trust them? and will rubbing them all over my face cause me to age backwards and become immortal as well?Written & Produced by Rachel BarrettMusic by https://www.purple-planet.com/Is that a Jellyfish? written by Rachel BarrettThe Jellyfish: https://www.newsnationnow.com/space/ufo/jellyfish-ufo-video-pentagon-response/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy...
2024-01-2507 min
Tuna SandwichA Bag of SkinWhen you go to the beach do you oil up? or do you let the Ozone layer do it's thing. Welcome to Australia you can be tanned or a social outcast, the choice is yours.Written & Produced by Rachel BarrettMusic by https://www.purple-planet.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2024-01-1806 min
Tuna SandwichBBQ Mouse (rest in peace)Mickey Mouse comes onto the podcast to discuss drugs in the 40's and elephant orgies, but most importantly can we get to the bottom of why BBQ mouse died?Music by https://www.purple-planet.com/BBQ Mouse written by Rachel Barrett Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2024-01-1107 min
Tuna SandwichThe Norovirus.. a retrospectiveTravelling to the 14th Arrondissement in Paris, a sexual escapade turns into a surprising revelation. Would you shit on Jim Morrison's grave if you really had to poop??Written & Produced by Rachel BarrettMusic by https://www.purple-planet.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2024-01-0405 min
Tuna SandwichDead Horse BeachThere is place where you can honour the memory of dead horses by burning your old Christmas trees in a yearly bonfire... welcome to Dead Horse Beach.Written & Produced by Rachel BarrettMusic by https://www.purple-planet.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2023-12-2805 min
Tuna SandwichFestive Season: SLEIGH FM!!Ho Ho Ho! Coming in live from Santa's Workshop with SLEIGH FM, who is on the naughty list? and what did Elf Josef do exactly???Written & Produced by Rachel BarrettMusic by https://www.purple-planet.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2023-12-2105 min
Tuna SandwichFestive Season: Welcome to Saturnalia aka The PurgeIt's the most wonderful time of the year!! Hark back to the ancient feast of Saturnalia (where anything goes) Praise Ra .... and why is Mistletoe so sexy??Written & Produced by Rachel BarrettMusic by https://www.purple-planet.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2023-12-1408 min
Tuna SandwichThe Lottery, The Kidnapping, and the Sydney Opera HouseBack in the day if you won the lottery they'd print your name and personal details on the front page of the newspaper. wtf?!?!Written & Produced by Rachel BarrettMusic by https://www.purple-planet.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2023-12-0707 min
Tuna SandwichHey, Mr German ShepherdI was getting naked in the carpark.... the rest is history.Written & Produced by Rachel BarrettMusic by https://www.purple-planet.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2023-11-3003 min
Tuna SandwichCursed Wedding DressWould you get married in a wedding dress that belonged to a dead woman?Written & Produced by Rachel BarrettMusic by https://www.purple-planet.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2023-11-2303 min
Tuna SandwichPlight of the BumblebeeBees! What do they want? what do they like? and what do they do when no one is watching???Written & Produced by Rachel BarrettMusic by https://www.purple-planet.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2023-11-1606 min
Tuna SandwichLive from the Lounge! Seaworld.....Live from the Lounge!!! Seaworld... just shut it down.Written & Produced by Rachel BarrettMusic by https://www.purple-planet.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2023-11-0904 min
Tuna SandwichFritzl's DungeonHave you ever been locked out?? what about locked in??Written & Produced by Rachel BarrettMusic by https://www.purple-planet.com/Fritzls Dungeon composed by Rachel Barrett Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2023-11-0205 min
Tuna SandwichSPOOKY SEASON: Bloody MaryToday on Tuna Sandwich, we call upon the ancient ritual of Catoptromancy to summons Bloody Mary through the mirror.Written & Produced by Rachel BarrettMusic by https://www.purple-planet.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2023-10-2607 min
Tuna Sandwich2023 Bird Of The Year Awards!!!The Red Carpet Event for Birds is here! The Top 10 of 2023 squark the walk at the Annual Bird of the Year Awards!Written & Produced by Rachel BarrettMusic by https://www.purple-planet.com/Music by Klein Beats Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2023-10-1906 min
Tuna SandwichFANGIRLS!! we show our dedicationFangirls!! where it begins and the places it takes you. From the posters that adorned walls, to the night our 15 year old dreams came true. We are the fans and we will love you forever (whether you like it or not)Written & Produced by Rachel BarrettMusic by https://www.purple-planet.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2023-10-1211 min
Tuna SandwichMagpies just wanna swoopMagpies! all they wanna do is swoop.Written & Produced by Rachel BarrettMusic by https://www.purple-planet.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2023-10-0505 min
Tuna SandwichThe Schumann ResonanceIs time speeding up? in a scientific investigation that breaks through the barriers of time and space, I will find out.Written & Produced by Rachel BarrettMusic by https://www.purple-planet.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2023-09-2806 min
Tuna SandwichLive from the Lounge! Upside Down Testicle SyndromeLive from the Lounge!!! in a bizarre twist of munchausen syndrome by proxy, I diagnose my boyfriends balls in needing extensive medical testing for a perceived abnormality.Written & Produced by Rachel BarrettMusic by https://www.purple-planet.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2023-09-2103 min
Tuna SandwichObjectify MeHey You with the pretty face there, you're so pretty. Sometimes you just need a compliment from nowhere...Written & Produced by Rachel BarrettMusic by https://www.purple-planet.com/Objectify Me composed by Rachel Barrett Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2023-09-1404 min
Tuna Sandwichno more maybe's, your Raccoon's got rabies!!Raccoons love trash, youtube, they hate Shakespeare, but mostly they love trash and delicious trash.Written & Produced by Rachel BarrettMusic by https://www.purple-planet.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2023-09-0706 min
Tuna SandwichPenguins.. Stink!Penguins and Humans have a lot in common.. more than you might think. Today i'll be dry heaving amongst these beautiful flightless birdsWritten & Produced by Rachel BarrettMusic by https://www.purple-planet.com/Sound Effects by bbc.co.uk – © copyright 2023 BBC Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2023-08-3105 min
Tuna SandwichThis is the Parasite Speakingwelcome to the all parasite network for parasites! Parasite is now in control of the podcast.Written & Produced by Rachel BarrettMusic by https://www.purple-planet.com/ IF YOU READ THIS HELP! SEND HELP! THE PARASITE IS IN MY BRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2023-08-2408 min
Tuna SandwichBlind Bats, and Batman!Bats! are they keeping you up all night whilst eating your delicious mulberries!?? This week we are joined by the spokesperson for all bats - BATMANWritten & Produced by Rachel BarrettMusic by https://www.purple-planet.com/ Batman - direct from the Batcave (no contact info just a Batsign shone into the night sky) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2023-08-1706 min
Tuna SandwichMagical, medicinal, and marvellous mushroomsTodays guest comes to us from beneath the pines, from the darkness and from dreams. We are here talking to mushrooms. Written & Produced by Rachel BarrettMusic by https://www.purple-planet.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2023-08-1008 min
Tuna SandwichTrump's Tans & Toupeesthat’s right, the biggest Oompa Loompa of them all, the renowned failed entrepreneur, and disgraced former President Donald Trump, joins us to unveil his latest business venture ‘Trumps Tans and Toupees’ here on Tuna SandwichWritten & Produced by Rachel BarrettMusic by https://www.purple-planet.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2023-08-0308 min
Tuna SandwichThe Golden Record.. needs an update.The Golden Record was launched into space in 1977 with only one rock song on the interstellar project. What could we put on the record to really represent what it means to be a human in the year 2023?Written & Produced by Rachel BarrettMusic by https://www.purple-planet.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2023-07-2707 min
Tuna SandwichSpider RoommatesSpiders.. creepy eight legged creeps, or do they just want bathrobes that actually fit them?Written & Produced by Rachel BarrettMusic by https://www.purple-planet.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2023-07-2006 min
Tuna SandwichDemons.. Everywhere!Demons what do they want? are they just creeps who want to watch me poop? what do they do when nobody is home?Written & Produced by Rachel BarrettMusic by https://www.purple-planet.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2023-07-1306 min
Tuna SandwichThe BeachSand?? the worst!! The beach is just a disgusting dolphin toilet.Written & Produced by Rachel BarrettMusic by https://www.purple-planet.com/Sound Effects by bbc.co.uk – © copyright 2023 BBC Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2023-07-0705 min