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KumpEp. 235 KUMP Haloween SpecialIt’s the KUMP Halloween Special — Ray and Lucie are dressed as demonic saints invoking the Blood of the Lamb to protect themselves from ghouls, discuss the origins of the holiday, their own Halloween horrors, and much more.🎧 Subscribe on Patreon for bonus episodes every week:patreon.com/raykump
2025-10-311h 01KumpEp. 228 Kump DESTROYS Doorman FallacyThis week, Ray and Lucie dive into philosophy, paranoia, cartel chaos, and the strange logic of the “doorman fallacy.” From blown-up boats in the Caribbean to escalations with John Higland, from weird weddings to military dark humor, the conversation spirals into madness.
2025-09-051h 02
KumpEp. 226 Kump On A ListRay and Lucy update the “Sensei John” situation which has escalated with slander. Ray spirals about eviction, plots basement-dungeon diplomacy, schizophrenia simulators.👉 Patreon: patreon.com/raykump
2025-08-221h 04KumpEp. 224 Is Kump Alive?Marc Maron is out here talking to Howie Mandel and allegedly coming after Ray Kump for hiring “Navy SEALs” (who may or may not be homeless) to protect himself and his wife at comedy clubs. Ray sets the record straight, breaks down the culture war over grilled meats, shares his recent 17-lb weight drop, and explores the etiquette of acid attacks. This episode is part prison romance tutorial, part security strategy seminar, and full-on mind control operation.Join the Kump Empire.👇 Bonus Episodes Every Weekhttps://patreon.com/raykump
2025-08-081h 02
KumpEp. 209 Robots vs HumansRobots are racing. Volcanoes are erupting. The Ice Bucket Challenge is back—and Ray wants to kiss a homeless man to cure leprosy.In this episode of KUMP, Ray & Lucie unpack:– The world’s first humanoid robot marathon– A ride that turns Pompeii into a theme park– How to fix volcanoes with giant garbage pipes– The return of viral stunts (and the launch of our own)Subscribe to get the bonus episodes on Patreon: patreon.com/raykumpcomedy podcast, satire, current events, Ray Kump, AI, volcanoes, ice bucket challenge, viral stunts, absurd...
2025-04-251h 04KumpEp. 200 Worst Super Bowl PartyRay and Lucie discuss Ray’s ideas for prisons, picking up chicks, solving the homelessness crisis, and much more.
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2025-02-071h 02KumpEp. 199 How To Meet WomenRay and Lucie discuss Ray’s ideas for prisons, picking up chicks, solving the homelessness crisis, and much more.
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2025-01-241h 05KumpEp. 195 Dumb JusticeRay and Lucie talk about Ray’s plan for a holiday card, a death in Russia, a Supreme Court justice’s second career, and much more.
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2024-12-181h 13
KumpKentucky Derby Deaths | College Campus Protests | KUMP Ep. 171Ray and Lucie discus the Kentucky Derby, College protests, and much more.
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2024-05-051h 04
KumpEp. 167 House of MouseRay and Lucie talk about Good Friday, Ray's pitch to Disney's shareholders, Reborn Doll Therapy, and much more.
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2024-04-031h 01
KumpEp. 166 Milf MoneyRay and Lucie talk about Ray’s idea for a production company, animals in movies, Meghan McCain, and much more.
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2024-03-261h 01
KumpEp. 165 Cyber SimpRay and Lucie talk about Ray’s Cyberpunk romances, Alabama's new law about embryos, robot babies, and much more.
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2024-03-011h 02
KumpEp. 163 Rap For SaleRay and Lucie discuss a precedent setting trial in Michigan, David Baldacci’s strange novel, and Ray’s rap aspirations.
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2024-02-081h 03
KumpEp. 162 Ray vs SwiftRay connects Taylor Swift to the war on terror, and they discuss Facebook on trial.
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2024-02-041h 01
KumpEp. 161 Barbie SnubRay and Lucie discuss the outrage over Barbie's alleged Oscar snub, Ray's little league, childhood transgressions, and much more.
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2024-02-021h 02
KumpEp. 160 Rat TrumpRay and Lucie discuss Ray's new Trump impression, the poly sensation sweeping the country, and much more.
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2024-01-171h 02KumpEp. 155 Joe Jonas, Hanson, Jimmy Fallon, Hamster WheelRay and Lucie discuss the Jonas Brother divorce, Lucie's Hanson obsession, Jimmy Fallon's toxic tonight show, and much more.
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2023-09-081h 00
Kump140 - Kump Book ClubRay and Lucie discuss Roald Dahl censorship, Jordan Peterson's children's book, Taylor Swift, and much more.
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2023-02-271h 04Kump130 - When Doves CryRay and Lucie argue about doves at their wedding, a steak house incident, not going viral, and much more.
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2022-11-071h 01Kump129 - The Scum Sinks InRay and Lucie discuss their post apocalyptic plans, Elon Musk taking over Twitter, and much more.
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2022-10-311h 02Kump128 - Kanye West's Little AdsRay and Lucie discuss Kanye, spiking punch, getting rich with little ads, and much more.
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2022-10-231h 04Kump127 - Pinheads and PatriotsRay and Lucie discuss Halloween, Hellraiser, Nancy Pelosi, some hunter, and much more.
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2022-10-171h 02Kump126 - Adult Happy MealRay and Lucie discuss McDonald's Adult Happy Meals, awful trips to Italy, what do monks do?, and much more.
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2022-10-101h 00Kump125 - Elon Peterson's Butter BoardRay and Lucie discuss Jordan Peterson's latest cry, Tik Tock's new Butter Board trend, Elon Musk's text dump, and much more.
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2022-10-031h 04Kump124 - Searching For Jordan PetersonRay and Lucie discuss cleaning like Jordan Peterson, Nurse Ratchet's tragic death, Mighty Max, Russia, and much more.
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2022-09-251h 06Kump122 - Kump Save The QueenRay and Lucie discuss the death of Queen Elizabeth, and the rise of King Charles.
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2022-09-111h 04Kump121 - Biden Ripped Us OffRay and Lucie discuss Biden's big speech that ripped them off.
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2022-09-041h 05Kump120 - Ray's Wild WingsRay and Lucie discuss Ray's business plans and UFO's.
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2022-08-241h 02Kump119 - Crime and CruditésRay and Lucie discuss Fauci, Dr. Oz, Putin, and much more.
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2022-08-171h 03
Kump105 - Engagement KumpRay and Lucie have a big announcement, and much more!
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2022-04-131h 03Kump104 - Pit KumpRay and Lucie discuss Louis C.K.'s new project, a pit bull mauling, and much more.
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2022-04-051h 01Kump103 - Academy KumpRay and Lucie discuss their Oscar predictions, pitch a new film, and much more.
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2022-03-281h 02Kump102 - Kump BucketRay and Lucie discuss what they'll do with their new Batman bucket, The Trolley Problem, Kanye, and much more.
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2022-03-211h 01Kump101 - Treaty of KumpRay and Lucie discuss Ray's song to end the war, Lucie's insane grade school essay, Ray's Ukraine doppelganger, and much more.
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2022-03-091h 02Kump99 - Kump's DayRay and Lucie celebrate President's day by compiling a list of their best and worst presidents.
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2022-02-251h 02Kump97 - Supreme KumpRay and Lucie discuss Harry and Meghan vs Joe Rogan, Supreme Court nominees and much more.
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2022-01-311h 02Kump96 - Port KumpRay and Lucie discuss the Ukraine situation, cell phones grounding planes, and much more.
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2022-01-261h 02Kump95 - Back To The KumpRay and Lucie discuss their new museum idea, Alec Baldwin, Joss Whedon, and much more.
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2022-01-201h 04Kump94 - Positive KumpRay and Lucie discuss having Covid, the city of Austin, and much more.
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2022-01-101h 06Kump93 - Crash KumpRay and Lucie discuss epic crashes, scented candles, sharing a wife, and much more..
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2021-12-221h 03Kump92 - Kump SickRay and Lucie discuss being sick, criminal parents, and much more.
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2021-12-091h 00Kump90 - Thank KumpRay and Lucie discuss their recent trip, historical documents, turkey shortages, and much more.
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2021-11-251h 07Kump89 - Socket KumpRay and Lucie discuss rage about Ringfit, Ray's new invention, and much more.
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2021-11-151h 06Kump88 - CK KumpRay and Lucie discuss cologne mishaps, fighting with Whole Foods, Travis Scott and much more.
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2021-11-081h 02Kump87 - Speed KumpRay and Lucie discuss speed running, Facebook Meta, and much more.
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2021-11-011h 01Kump86 - Valor KumpRay and Lucie discuss Colin Powell, child care, Halloween, and much more.
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2021-10-251h 02Kump85 - Labor KumpRay and Lucie discuss Labor shortages, strikes, inflation, school lunches, and much more.
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2021-10-181h 02Kump83 - Charity KumpRay and Lucie discuss the Recall Election, Chevron's Rico case, an interesting new Charity, and much more!
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2021-09-151h 01Kump82 - Roe v. KumpRay and Lucie discuss Ray's illness, the Texas abortion ban, and much more.
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2021-09-021h 07Kump81 - Harley KumpRay and Lucie discuss Afghanistan, Bob Dylan, YA books and much more.
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2021-08-191h 03Kump80 - Rope-A-KumpRay and Lucie discuss the Scholastic Books scandal, the end of the Olympics, the end of the world, and much more.
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2021-08-101h 04Kump79 - Old KumpRay and Lucie discuss The Olympics, The film "Old", bikini coffee shops, and much more.
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2021-08-021h 05Kump77 - Sport KumpRay embraces the world of Sport, and finds violence along the way.
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2021-07-141h 00Kump75 - Kump Theft AutoRay discusses E3, Batman depression, Bitcoin mining woes, the royal baby plot, and much more.
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2021-06-201h 01Kump74 - Vigilante KumpRay and Lucie discuss Garbage Cans, banning books, and explore the reality of vigilantism.
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2021-05-271h 00Kump73 - Kump CutsRay and Lucie talk about Royal charity, Bill and Melinda Gates' tragic divorce, and have a fun discussion about animals!
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2021-05-131h 01Kump72 - Kump's Big IdeaRay and Lucie attempt to make new enemies, and new allies, and then Ray unveils his big new idea on how to fix the Police.
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2021-04-281h 11Kump71 - Civil KumpRay and Lucie discuss pulling out of Afghanistan and Lucie's ridiculous new Civil War book, which could ruin everything.
2021-04-201h 02Kump70 - Rest in KumpRay and Lucie talk about the death of Ray's hero, DMX, and Ray's nemesis, Prince Philip. Plus, they investigate the career of the notorious Scott Rudin.
2021-04-121h 01Kump69 - Kump on the CrossRay and Lucie talk about Easter, the crucifixion, dog anatomy, and how doctors are overrated.
2021-04-061h 01Kump68 - Kump ButterRay and Lucie talk about Ray’s trip to the dentist, national parks, and Ray defends his controversial new invention.
2021-03-291h 01Kump67 - Jar of KumpRay and Lucie talk about Ray's healthy fear of the outside world, his new frozen food obsession, and how they would handle being a teacher.
2021-03-221h 02Kump65 - Doctor KumpRay and Lucie talk about Ray's sushi incident, trying marmite, and the most recent royal family scandal.
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2021-03-091h 07Kump64 - Goon KumpRay and Lucie talk about the Lady Gaga dog kidnapping, why all gymnastics coaches should be suspect, and Ray shows Lucie how he’d bust McDonald’s union.
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2021-02-261h 00Kump63 - Rush KumpRay tries to fill the late Rush Limbaugh’s shoes. Plus, Ray and Lucie talk about the emergency in Texas and the reckoning after the Britney Spears documentary.
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2021-02-191h 01Kump62 - Stunt KumpRay and Lucie talk about a cyber attack in Florida, the oldest woman in Europe surviving covid, and Ray’s plan to make the news fun again.
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2021-02-111h 02Kump61 - Hold The KumpRay and Lucie discuss holding the line, Ray’s new technique for dealing with fruit flies, and the lengths Ray would go to to provide for his children.
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2021-02-011h 02Kump60 - Larry KumpRay rants about his stolen underwear, breaks down the hero cycle, and makes a case for why he should fill Larry King’s shoes.
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2021-01-251h 02Kump59 - Coach KumpRay unveils his new studio, talks about the need for an American monarchy, and reveals how he’d lead LeBron James back to the NBA finals.
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2021-01-151h 03Kump58 - Kump's Holiday GuideRay teaches you how to prepare your family for the new holiday reality, with survival tips and cannibalism .
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2020-12-0756 minKump56 - The Duke of KumpRay imagines his digital Thanksgiving, and thinks nostalgically about an old salesman.
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2020-11-1757 minKump55 - The Kump Hundred DaysRay brainstorms ways to ease the transfer of power, and breaks the silence on Jimmy Carter's Sawzall antics.
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2020-11-0950 minKump54 - A Pre War KumpRay contemplates election outcomes, suggests some last minute strategy, and wonders if this is the last Kump before civil war.
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2020-11-0256 minKump53 - The Kump and the PenniesRay describe his vision of a future where our talent is commodified into a giant sludge with the help of Brian Cox and Al Pachino.
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2020-10-2657 minKump52 - Your Future is KumpTo celebrate the launch of Kump merch, Ray paints a vivid picture of the coming horrors, and teaches you how to adapt.
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2020-10-191h 13Kump51 - Kump For SaleRay discusses assembling a shelf, the Bill Burr controversy, Jeff Bezos shoehorning nudity, and much more.
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2020-10-1156 minKump50 - Kump's BeefRay discusses Fake YouTube, getting scammed, beef, Biden and Trump.
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2020-10-041h 00Kump48 - Kump's ButlerRay fantasizes about a broken near future and nominates himself for the Supreme Court.
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2020-09-2058 minKump46 - The Labor of KumpRay talks about leisure, boogie boarding, the morgue, and how to fix sports.
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2020-09-061h 012020-08-301h 03Kump44 - The Education of KumpRay discusses physical altercations with his teachers, not letting his kids politically sabotage him, the secret shipping wars currently being fought, and much more.
2020-08-2357 minKump43 - Kump Fights His FatherRay talks about eating too many eggs, not moving back home, crossword puzzles at the end of the world and much more.
2020-08-1654 minKump42 - Vice President KumpRay talks about stealing from the garbage, WAP, Woodworking, Hoarders, and makes the case for being picked as Joe Biden's running mate.
2020-08-091h 01Kump40 - Kump Loses His CrownRay recounts a very recent traumatic experience which has upended his entire life, and he also talks about Michael Jordan.
2020-07-2657 minKump37 - Kump vs. The VaticanRay cuts through the confused collection of Coronavirus Conspiracy Theories, and shines a light on where the blame really lies.
2020-03-281h 10Kump36 - Kump Starting to CrackRay recovers from a probably fake illness, and spends most of the episode baselessly speculating on the darker side of The Army Corps of Engineers.
2020-03-2251 minKump33 - Corona KumpRay inaugurates the new studio by discussing the pros and cons of dying of Coronavirus.
2020-02-2754 minKump32 - Canadian KumpRay discusses Canada, Dentists at the Morgue, Port Authority, food poisoning, and Bloomberg.
2020-02-2058 minKump31 - A Kump Without a ToothRay recounts his recent dental woes, and digs into his misspent youth to try to find the cause.
2020-02-1357 minKump30 - Kump Wants a KingRay discusses the Super Bowl, and advocates for the United States rejoining the British Monarchy.
2020-02-0448 minKump29 - Kump Living in FearRay explores the darker side of his new Keto Lifestyle, and the darker side of his basement, and comes face to face with his fear of supermarkets.
2019-12-0348 minKump26- Drunk KumpRay gets drunk during the day and tries to solve the mass shooting crisis. New episodes coming soon.
2019-08-0935 minKump23 - A Vacant Home for RatsRay discloses the circumstances that cut last weeks podcast short, laments the way he's treated by Rats, and is joined by Lucie Steiner to discuss predators in plain sight.
2019-06-1854 minKump22 - Kump Cut Down in His PrimeThis is a special shortened episode that was cut short abruptly due to unforeseen circumstances. I talk about strange bumps on my leg (ominous) and Lucie Steiner makes a guest appearance to address the pompous way I eat peanut butter. Tune in to the next episode where I will explain what happened to me.
2019-06-1217 minKump17 - The Monarchy According to KumpRay basks in the glory of the new Royal baby by speculating about Prince Harry's military career, and coming up with new jobs for the Royal Family. He also attempts to help the homeless, and give lame dad's a way to relate to their children.
2019-05-0857 minKump15 - The Passion of the KumpIn a special Easter episode, Ray takes a deep dive into the final days of Jesus Christ, and also contemplates extorting Julian Assange.
2019-04-211h 01Kump12 - Kump in a ClosetA new day has dawned, as Ray begins recording the podcast from the closet that he shares with Lucie. He introduces his new character, "Andrew Dice Judas," discusses the Mueller Report, Barbara Streisand, and the lies his father taught him about Agent Orange.
2019-03-2850 minKump10 - Luxury Abortion Clinic w/ Lucie SteinerRay is joined again by Lucie Steiner, and they discuss Ray's plan's for boutique birth control, speculate on who the UN should have given Germany to, and then they review Captain Marvel.
2019-03-1458 minKump9 - OLID Backdoor Pilot w/ Lucie SteinerRay is joined by Comedian Lucie Steiner, who is also his cherished lover. Together they discuss how to keep women out of Science and Math jobs, Lucie's literary fetish, and Ray tests the limits of their relationship with a disgusting and provocative hypothetical.
2019-02-281h 04Kump7 - For the Love of KumpRay stresses about Valentine's Day, contemplates a new kind of wearable bag, and examines the Green New Deal.
2019-02-1548 min