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Late To The TableLate To The TableEp. 387 Troy: PokédicksRich has a few too many as the guys check out the 2004 epic, Troy. Does it hold up twenty years later? Will the guys ever stop naming episodes after penis stuff? ONLY TIME WILL TELL.  2024-07-151h 24Late To The TableLate To The TableEp. 385 Luca: Jack-Jack KerouacMike and Rich become the boys of Italian summer! Does this gentle covid era film hold up to two jaded assholes in 2024? Find out you little sea monsters.2024-06-171h 16Late To The TableLate To The TableEp. 384 The Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, And The Wardrobe: Vertical Equator Of HairMike and Rich indulge their inner nerd and check out the epic 2005 fantasy, The Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, And The Wardrobe. Will it hold up for two hardened nerds in the year of our lion lord 2024? Find out in christian heaven, it’s full of beavers!2024-06-031h 13Late To The TableLate To The TableEp. 347 2022, A Year In Review: My Body Of FunyunsThe guys count down their top and bottom five movies of the year! Rich starts sundowning in an event that doctors will refer to years later as “The start of it”.2023-01-021h 12Late To The TableLate To The TableEp. 340 Police Academy: Layer Cake Of LiesThe guys continue their quest to find a 1980s comedy that holds up?  Is it 1984’s Police Academy?  Will Rich ever watch The Wire? How far can you head go into a horse’s rectum and survive? Find out y’all2022-09-271h 01Late To The TableLate To The TableEp. 335: The Rocketeer: Timothy Dalton Standard Operating ProcedureWhoops! Rich’s audio didn’t record! We lost a whole episode! We’ll record another episode to be released next Monday to make up for this monstrosity. What is this monstrosity you ask? Well...it’s a short rehashed 30 minute episode. It is the face of madness. Feel free to skip unless you REALLY love Late to the Table. See you next week, babies!2022-08-0128 minLate To The TableLate To The TableEp. 329 The Notebook: E for EnablerMike and Rich drop in to check out 2004’s The Notebook.  Is it a timeless love story of days gone past or does it not hold up to the harsh light of 2022?  Find out baby!2022-04-2559 minLate To The TableLate To The TableEp. 321 2021 A Year In Review: A Year Of Joel EdergtonsThe boys countdown their top and bottom 5 movies of the year.  Rich accidentally time travels. Mike tries to break a curse by finding a loophole where you make love to an automobile.  You know.  Standard stuff. 2022-01-031h 25Late To The TableLate To The TableEp. 318 My Best Friend’s Wedding: Sleek, Sexy, Giamatti LegsRich is getting married in real life!  Will this 1997 Julia Roberts vehicle inspire his love to great new heights?  Probably not.  She’s like a sociopath here.  I mean jeez.  BUT DOES IT HOLD UP?  FIND OUT NOW YOU LOVELY BONES. 2021-11-221h 12Late To The TableLate To The TableEp. 317 The Iron Giant: Mad Max Awareness MonthIn 1999 Brad Bird had one mission: make grown assed adults cry.  I’m proud to say here, 22 years later, he has succeeded.  Does the Iron Giant hold up?  Why are all movie parents bad parents?  Did Rich only want to watch this movie because it was brought up in Ted Lasso?  FIND OUT SOON YOU SWEET LITTLE NUGGETS.  2021-11-081h 15Late To The TableLate To The TableEp. 316 It Follows: Blue Whale Sex LoopholeThe guys finish their spooktacular on a high note! Mike and Rich check in to see if the 2014 film, It Follows, rocks it or sucks shit.  Topics include Dune and so so so much besitality.2021-10-251h 20Late To The TableLate To The TableEp. 315 Paranormal Activity: Batman Adoption CriteriaBOOOOOOOOOO babies!  It’s October and you know what that means!  It’s time for another spooktacular!  Does the 2007 found footage film Paranormal Activity hold up?  You know what’s not scary? The dope ass profit margins of this movie.  If we play our cards right we’re gonna be rich!* *Home and garden podcast, Late To The Table declare bankruptcy later that day2021-10-111h 11Late To The TableLate To The TableEp. 313: The Mask: That Donkey Kong Liquor LicenseThe greatest trick the devil ever played on mankind was giving them nostalgic feelings about Jim Carey’s The Mask.  Does it hold up?  Will Rich’s suggestion of watching The Mask strain their friendship past the breaking point?  Are there wholly inappropriate Rodney King jokes in this movie? FIND OUT YOU BABY COWARDS.2021-09-131h 06Late To The TableLate To The TableEp. 311 Stand By Me: Maine Cinematic UniverseCome original to episode 311 of Late To The Table!  Mike and Rich are super sleepy and lose their goddamn minds.  Topics include, deer, deer, and getting your balls ripped off.  Uh oh!2021-08-161h 10Late To The TableLate To The TableEp. 308 The French Connection: A Bob Hoskins Wolverine At PopeyesThe guys watch the highly decorated, prestige film The French Connection to see if it holds up.  Tempers flare and nothing is as it seems when Mike forever ruins Rich’s favorite fast food haven.  Who will survive the coming purge?  FIND OUT BABIES.2021-07-0652 minLate To The TableLate To The TableEp. 300 Seven Samurai (Part One): A Village of William H. MacysMike and Rich’s friendship finally comes to the breaking point as they battle it out in episode 300 of America’s number one home and garden podcast.  Does Akira Kurosawa’s 1954 samurai epic stand the test of time?  How horny are ronin?  Ready to dunk on some famers?  LET’S GO BABIES. 2021-03-291h 08Late To The TableLate To The TableEp. 286 Quarantini: Nerding In The Time Of CovidHoly fritoli! This is the most difficulty we've ever had producing and posting an episode. Imma about to lose my mind over here. Listen, it's a quarantine special, Rich is on his honeymoon and Mike is dying. It's a pretty standard level of ridiculous though. Like finding out Rich fought fires in the Portuguese countryside as a small boy. That's real. Get into it.2020-09-1458 minLate To The TableLate To The TableEp. 285 Air Force One: Who Kidnapped Who?Do I need to write blurbs anymore?  I mean by now you like this fucking show or you don’t, am I right?  I think this is a pretty good one!  It’s funny, we mention the film occasionally. You know, the usual.  Does Air Force One hold up in 2020 blah blah blah.  Find ou.  Listen.  Do it you coward!2020-08-311h 15Late To The TableLate To The TableEp. 284 Jurassic Park: Sean Bean-ingYou spend so long asking yourself if you COULD make Late To The Table you didn’t stop to ask yourself if you SHOULD.  The guys check out a classic while battling their own metaphorical dinosaur of zoom connectivity issues.2020-08-171h 18Late To The TableLate To The TableEp. 283 Kill Bill Vol. 2: The Kennel ClubFill out your Late To The Table bingo cards, we’re hittin’ ‘em all this episode! Bad business ideas!  Strange tangents! In depth movie analysis! COME. AND. GET. IT!2020-08-031h 23Late To The TableLate To The TableEp. 282 Kill Bill Vol. 1: Assassin Hot Or NotTwo dum dums talk about movies while the world burns down around them.  Does Kill Bill hold up?  Man I don’t even know anything anymore.2020-07-201h 19Late To The TableLate To The TableEp. 281 The Terminator: The Wayans ParadoxThe boys venture into James Cameron’s cinematic den of thieves to see if the original terminator holds up.  2020-07-061h 16Late To The TableLate To The TableEp. 280 Ghostbusters: A Boo-tique IndustryThe guys manage to review the film ghostbusters without using the word “spooktacular”.  That’s noteworthy.  That’s an accomplishment.  Does ghostbusters hold up or is it dead on arrival?  You know like, when you order a ghost...from the internet.2020-06-221h 25Late To The TableLate To The TableEp. 279 Tombstone: Long-Term-Stealth-Geico-MarketingThere’s no limit to the amount of nouns I could add to the title of this episode.  Does the 1993 film Tombstone hold up...you know like how cowboys hold up things.  Like stage coaches...or trains, I guess.  BUT DOES IT HOLD UP AS A FILM?! Mike and Rich disagree!  Will this conflict end Late To The Table as we know it?!    Probably not because next episode we’re doing Ghostbusters.  See you then nerds!  2020-06-081h 01Late To The TableLate To The TableEp. 278 Nightcrawler: Joker White PrivilegeThe boys night crawl all over the moody, visually gripping 2014 film.  They still manage to talk about a bunch of super hero shit.  Don’t worry.     Check us out next episode (in two weeks) where we take a look at Tombstone.  No, not the pizza.  Not the Spider-Man villain.  Yes that one.  The movie one.   2020-05-251h 12Late To The TableLate To The TableEp 277 Jumanji: Hemsworth OR Gollum?The gang endures both a global pandemic and a mid 90s family movie.  Does Jumanji hold up?  Do CGI monkeys poop in the woods?  Are all board games covered in butter?  Find out now.     Tune in next week when we’re in for the Gyllenhaul and watch Nightcrawler!  2020-05-111h 06Late To The TableLate To The TableEp. 276 Good Will Hunting: David Blaine’s Magic TearsThe guys turn in another strange pandemic episode and travel to Matt Damon’s sacred realm.   Tune in next week for Jumanji! Late To The Table babies!  2020-04-271h 11Late To The TableLate To The TableEp. 275 Furious 7: AOL Orbital BeamYou ever wake up in the morning and forget you have a podcast and neglect to upload it?  Listen it happens to the best of us.  I blame the pandemic!  Can you believe this shit is episode 275?  Crazy! Does Furious 7 hold up?  How much rock could The Rock rock if The Rock could rock rock? FIND OUT BABIES!  2020-04-131h 35Late To The TableLate To The TableEp. 274 When Harry Met Sally: Les Stroud Would Do Well In Central ParkDidja miss us last week babies? If so, check out our new Dungeons and Dragons podcast Late to the Tabletop wherever you get your audio shows.     It’s the first ever remote episode of Late To The Table!  Thanks Coronavirus!  The gang watch the 1989 classic When Harry Met Sally and try to figure out if it holds up, if ANY rom coms are good, and if they’re able to be as unpleasant in separate locations.  Turns out we are!  Whoopee!   2020-03-301h 24Late To The TableLate To The TableEp.273 Jerry Macguire: The Ol’ Felt HandshakeDidja miss us last week dummies? If so, check out our new Dungeons and Dragons podcast Late to the Tabletop wherever you get your audio shows.     The guys enjoy each other’s company one last time and turn in a weird episode on the eve of their Corona isolation.  Topics include everything but mostly The Munsters.  2020-03-1653 minLate To The TableLate To The TableEp. 272 The Usual Suspects: Lawyer HouseDidja miss us last week dummies? If so, check out our new Dungeons and Dragons podcast Late to the Tabletop wherever you get your audio shows.     The guys turn in a classic Late To The Table Episode by examining a 90s classic.  Does The Usual Suspects hold up?  How problematic is the creative team? Who needs some good ideas for TV shows?  GET THEM HERE.  DO IT.   2020-03-021h 02Late To The TableLate To The TableEp. 271 Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery: Roger Moore 2, more MooreDidja miss us last week dummies? If so, check out our new Dungeons and Dragons podcast Late to the Tabletop wherever you get your good, good audio shows.   Austin Powers can’t possibly hold up, can it? Can the guys turn in an episode that is inexplicable long?  Is Austin Powers problematic or self aware?  FIND OUT NOW you crazy diamond, you!  2020-02-171h 20Late To The TableLate To The TableEp. 270 The Great Escape (part 2): Pseudo Science Propaganda MachineWelcome to part two of our Great Escape episode.  Emphasis on two.  Like the number two.  Like a number two.  Like poop.  Like how one of the hosts of Late To The Table almost pooped his pants during recording.  Who could it be? Was it Mike?  No...no probably not.  Probably the other guy.     Next episode in two weeks!  We’re going bi-weekly since our other podcast, Late To The Table Top, has launched and airs on our off weeks.  Check it out wherever fine podcasts are consumed.   2020-02-0354 minLate To The TableLate To The TableEp. 269 Late To The Tabletop: Backdoor Pilot!We take a break from your regularly scheduled tomfoolery for something completely similar.   Here it is! The long awaited inaugural episode of our Dungeons and Dragons podcast, Late To The Tabletop!  If you like high fantasy, epic tales, and a bunch of weed and poop jokes then we have an episode right up your alley!  It’s like other Dungeons and Dragons podcasts, but you know, listenable.  OH SHIT, shots fired!  You can find future episodes by searching Late To The Tabletop on however you wrangle your podcasts or by visiting https://latetothetabletop.podbean.com/  ...2020-01-271h 29Late To The TableLate To The TableEp. 268 The Great Escape (part 1): Nick Cannon’s Variety HourThe guys produce their weirdest episode to date by accident.  Topics include what seems like hate speech, beastiality, and riffs on mid 2000s cable tv personalities.  What the heck.  What happened here today?  Does The Great Escape hold up?  Man, I don’t even know who I am anymore. 2020-01-2051 minLate To The TableLate To The TableEp. 267 Fantasia: Impregnated by Yondu-Zeus...AgainThe crew continues to watch acclaimed films!  Fantasia is one of the most critically lauded animated films of all time?  Does it hold up or is it just straight nightmare elixir?  Both?  Neither?  Find out now!  2020-01-131h 04Late To The TableLate To The TableEp. 266 Raging Bull: The VaporizerThe guys kick off 2020 with a barn burner of an episode. Does Martin Scorsese’s 1980 opus hold up?  It has to right?  We’re refocused! Good movies! Good times! Good...butts?  Man I don’t know.  I ran out of steam. 2020-01-061h 04Late To The TableLate To The TableEp. 265 2019, A Year In Review: World Wide GriftsThe two handsomest men in podcasting take a minute to look back on their top and bottom 5 movies of the dumpster fire known as 2019.  With eyes on the future, hope in their chest, and a song in their pocket they brace for the coming decade. 2019-12-301h 00Late To The TableLate To The TableEp.264 The Rise Of Skywalker: OG D2 And The Dirty BirdMike and Rich talk about Star Wars until their ears bleed and midichlorians leak out of their eyes.  If it’s not obvious enough, so many spoilers.  2019-12-232h 09Late To The TableLate To The TableEp. 263 The Santa Clause: An RTS Cyberpunk ChristmasThe gang comes upon the spirit of the season (gross) in the most unlikely of places: a Tim Allen film.2019-12-161h 21Late To The TableLate To The TableEp. 262 Dr. Who: Time of The Doctor: On a Long Enough Timeline…The guys pander to nerds by engaging in the time honored tradition of BBC Christmas specials.  Topics include the legal ramifications of being The Doctor and other sci-fi bullshit.2019-12-0956 minLate To The TableLate To The TableEp. 261 Home Alone 2: Lost In New York: PornmiserIn the true tradition of Chris Columbus and John Hughes the gang spend the whole episode talking about the Mandalorian and pornography.  Whoopsie do!  2019-12-021h 03Late To The TableLate To The TableEp. 248 (500) Days of Summer: Brown Sound and Bear ClawThere may be 500 days of summer but this podcast is over an hour of Mike and Rich talking about pooping you pants. I’m so sorry. I don’t know how this keeps happening…every few months.2019-09-021h 09Late To The TableLate To The TableEp. 244 The Mighty Ducks: MC Gainey Is A Gateway DrugAfter burning all their accrued good will with Hanks/Van Damme Month, the guys try to win back the slovenly masses with a crowd pleaser. Yeah you like that don’t you? You idiots will listen to anything. Does The Mighty Ducks hold up? Find out as Mike and Rich flying V straight into your heart/pants!2019-08-051h 05Late To The TableLate To The TableEp. 243: That Thing You Do!: Pearl Harbor Cannibal Beach PartyThe four weeks of Tom Hanks/Van Damme whiplash conclude! Is a movie that is directed, written, and produced by Tom Hanks as charming as he is? How weird do Mike and Rich get? Find out, you fucking coward!2019-07-291h 18Late To The TableLate To The TableEp. 241 A League Of Their Own: Oompa Loompa UnionizationIn an effort to make their podcast appealing to…anyone…Mike and Rich watch the 1992 baseball classic, A League Of Their Own. Does it hold up? How many big band montages is too many? Could Randy Moss fight the Taliban? Get into it!2019-07-151h 11Late To The TableLate To The TableEp. 238 Weekend At Bernie’s: Chocobo EugenicsAfter spending the weekend at Bernie’s Mike and Rich kick back, relax, and talk into a microphone about it for an hour. Topics include the same bullshit you’re used to and asking if the movie holds up. Surprise!2019-06-2458 minLate To The TableLate To The TableEp. 231 Avengers: Endgame: Chill Cabin(s)Mike and Rich spoil the most anticipated movie of the year.2019-04-291h 38Late To The TableLate To The TableEp. 230 Dumbo: Howard Fuckface, Attorney At LawAfter weeks of subpar audio quality and quiet hatred for each other, Mike and Rich turn in a Late To The Table classic. Does Dumbo hold up? Did it warrant a remake? Is it 10 pounds of racism in a 5 pound bag? No, yes, yes. There. I just saved you an hour. You’re welcome.2019-04-2257 minLate To The TableLate To The TableEp. 214 A Year In Review, 2018: Tragedy ParadeMike and Rich look back on the hollowed out husk that was 2018 and question everything they hold dear.2018-12-3154 minLate To The TableLate To The TableEp. 206 The Matrix: Novematrix!It’s Neovember! Mike and Rich are willing to do “What it take” to find out of the matrix trilogy holds up! Week one: The Matrix! Marvel as two men drag their feet and do bits only to run out of time at the end of the episode, whoopsie!2018-11-051h 37Late To The TableLate To The TableEp. 203 Evil Dead II: Ent Pube NestRich is hung over from a Halloween party, Mike has to carry the show MORE THAN NORMAL! The spook-tacular continues with Sam Raimi’s cult classic, Evil Dead II. Does it hold up? How do you survive the legal ramifications of a horror movie? GET INTO IT BABIES.2018-10-1545 minLate To The TableLate To The TableEp. 197 The Devil Wears Prada: Fashion SerpicoDoes a movie from the far-flung year 2006 hold up in 2018? Are Mike and Rich just haters? Haters gon’ hate, Stanley Tucci gon’ great.2018-09-031h 12Late To The TableLate To The TableEp. 182 Sister Act 2: Back In The Habit: Norwegian Business BoysSequel’s Life! Mike, Rich, and special guest DJ Presto check out Sister Act 2. Does it hold up? Does the podcast finally have a sponsor? When we the gang be hired as business consultants? Find out SOME OTHER TIME.2018-05-211h 18Late To The TableLate To The TableEp. 168 Old Boy: Xback SteakhouseDid you guys know Rich uploaded this episode at 2:13 in the morning. Holy shit. The things we do four your people. The guys watch IMDB top 250 darling Old Boy and are straight up flabbergasted.2018-02-121h 38Late To The TableLate To The TableEp. 166 Thelma And Louise: 60% Water ShortageIn this prequel to Kevin Costner’s Water World, Mike and Rich explore the nature of friendship and how much they actually like each other. Download now to hear America’s number one elf enslavement podcast!2018-01-291h 14Late To The TableLate To The TableEp. 156 The Sound Of Music (Part 1): 1930s SonosIn their three year anniversary(!) episode, Mike and Rich examine a classic musical like consummate professionals.2017-11-201h 01Late To The TableLate To The TableEp. 139 Superman (1978): Justice League HRAnd Rich Arlok so loved his only podcast that he edited it on the way home from comic-con in the wee hours of the morn, and the people saw it and knew it to be good.  Well the people knew it to be at least passable am I right?   Man who knows anything.  Superman! Christopher Reeve! Does it hold up?  Does Mike’s hatred of the character blind him to the light of truth and justice?  Yes, yes it does.  2017-07-241h 18Late To The TableLate To The TableEp. 138 Planet Of The Apes: Crazy Jizz DemonMike and Rich venture beneath the planet of the apes and unsurprisingly discover something involving boners.  Sorry.2017-07-171h 13Late To The TableLate To The TableEp. 135 The Godfather: Moonin’ Brando (Part 1)Sexy movies experts Mike McKellis and Rich Arlock watch one of the greatest films of all time and still manage to talk about butts.   Al Pacino Movie Month* continues! (Part one babies!) *not actually a month2017-06-2659 minLate To The TableLate To The TableEp. 134 Dick Tracy: 2 Fingers, The ApparatusIn which the guys play the game of kings “Dick Tracy Villain OR Rapper” and Mike quietly questions his 10 year friendship with Rich.2017-06-191h 11Late To The TableLate To The TableEp. 129 The Boondock Saints: Zac Efron’s Manatee SteaksAmerica’s two greatest entrepreneurs completely ignore the 1999 classic The Boondock Saints to finally strike it rich.2017-05-151h 17Late To The TableLate To The TableEp. 128 Three Men And A Baby: Less Of A Service…More Of A CrimeMike and Rich have some mild fun with the highest grossing movie of 1987.  What happens when Tom Selleck, Steve Guttenberg, and Ted Danson have to raise a baby?  What happens when Mr. Spock directs it? Why do we always pose questions in these descriptions?  Is there a god?  FIND OUT NOW NOW NOW.2017-05-081h 06Late To The TableLate To The TableEp. 126 The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift: Elephant HitlerRich puts on his Fast and Furious apologist hat while Mile slides into his cynical jerk pants to determine why people love this franchise.  They do love it.  Really hard.  People love these movies.   But not this one.  Why?  FIND OUT NOW BABIES.2017-04-241h 21Late To The TableLate To The TableEp. 124 American Psycho: Doctors Of Jizz LinguisticsMike and Rich impress the world with another perfect podcast episode and their knowledge of dicks.  Not Christian Bale.  Actual penises.  I respect Christian Bale, he’s an artist.  American Psycho is art.  Bloody, fucky, violent art….with Willem Dafoe.2017-04-1047 minLate To The TableLate To The TableEp. 113 Dazed And Confused: Teat O’ The SixtiesWhat do Richard Linklater’s coming of age masterpiece and Angel Grove from the Power Rangers have in common.  Nothing.  They have nothing in common.  That doesn’t stop nostalgia experts* Mike McKellis and Rich Arlok from making stupid connections.  I mean that’s what I love about Power Rangers, I keep getting older and they stay the same age.     *nope2017-01-231h 12Late To The TableLate To The TableEp. 111 Grease: No Federal Butt DatabaseThe guys watch the musical equivalent of The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel.  What I’m trying to say is that there are old people in it.  Does Grease hold up?  Is Grease still the word? Who knows?!  Mike and Rich spend most of the time reminiscing about high school and questioning scientology/societal standards of the 50s and 70s.  Fun right?2017-01-091h 09Late To The TableLate To The TableEp. 107 The Karate Kid: There’s No Karate AdultThe boyz get on track with a classic movie that they’ve never seen.  Does the 1984 sports drama The Karate Kid hold up?  Is Rich distracted by the size of Elizabeth Shue’s head?  Is Mike distracted by his own sense of self satisfaction/laundry baskets?  Is EVERYONE distracted by Cobra Kai’s get ups?  That shit is TIIIIIIIGHT.2016-12-121h 04Late To The TableLate To The TableEp. 97 Night Of The Living Dead: Dr. Zombie Luther King Jr.It’s time for the Late To The Table Halloween spook-tacular of classic horror films!  Does George Romero’s Night Of The Living Dead hold up or is it just an excuse to watch racists get shot and eaten by zombies?  I mean that sounds worth it, right  Are the zombies just drunk?  Does Rich know the difference between a vampire hunter and a zombie hunter?  Is this spook-tacular nonsense annual?  FIND. OUT. NOW.2016-10-0350 minLate To The TableLate To The TableEp. 96 Caddyshack: Nipple DissolveDoes the 1980 comedy classic Caddyshack hold up, or will Mike and Rich disappoint dads across America?  Dads Across America sounds like the lamest organization.  Is it a real thing?  *Googles* Apparently it’s an uplifting youtube channel.  Who knew?2016-09-2655 minLate To The TableLate To The TableEp. 94 Winter’s Bone: Ruth’s Chris Steak HouseMike discovers his internet rival.  Rich is stalked by a renown eatery.  Jennifer Lawrence gets the shit kicked out of her by meth addled hill folk.  All in a day’s work on America’s favorite podcast: Late To The Table.  This episode brought to you by forest peanut butter: if you find peanut butter in the forest, don’t eat it! Forest peanut butter, since 1977.  2016-09-1248 minLate To The TableLate To The TableEp. 91 Dead Poets Society: Carpe Diem Is NOT ConsentMike and Rich struggle through their difficult lives and microphone troubles while similarly privileged white people endure mild discomfort at an elite preparatory school.  God that sentence has to be a run on right?  I mean I could look it up.  People with grammar skills should write this, but only idiots do.  Idiots who buy Logitech products.  Logitech:  Probably Not Run By Pedophiles, get your Logitech keyboard or mouse today!2016-08-2249 minLate To The TableLate To The TableEp. 88 Schindler’s List: Gotta Catch ‘Em All!Mike and Rich return from vacation and enter into a new world of Pokemon Go and bleak holocaust films.2016-08-0150 minLate To The TableLate To The TableEp. 87 Clueless: Corgis…ForeverThree idiots avoid talking about the mid 90s comedy Clueless.  Mike and Rich have local legend DJ Presto guest star and get bogged down by the very real threat of a bear attack. 2016-07-251h 03Late To The TableLate To The TableEp. 85 Watership Down: Rabbit MosesMike and Rich delve into the evil that lurks in the hearts of rabbits.   Does the classic animated movie that scarred a generation hold up or is it just bunny torture porn?2016-07-1149 minLate To The TableLate To The TableEp. 80 16 Candles: Mr. T And His Fantastic Goat SchemesDoes 16 Candles hold up?   The guys have never seen it.  Apparently being rich and white in the 80s was a real struggle…to sexually assault people.  Who can ever forget such racially sensitive characters like “The Donger”?  Ok, that makes it sound bad.  BUT IS IT?!  Find out now in this episode recorded before the last episode!  Non traditional story structure baby! 2016-06-0654 minLate To The TableLate To The TableEp. 76 Gone With The Wind: Still Windin‘ After All These Years (Part 2)Rich recovers from surgery and Mike whines about a sore throat while they tiptoe through a minefield of racism. 2016-05-0958 minLate To The TableLate To The TableEp. 74 American Pie: This Is Exactly What It Looks Like90’s-Teen-Sex-Comedy-Tricycle ends!  We’re jumping off!  Get ready for episode 75.  Does American Pie hold up?  Do 90’s teen sex comedies hold up in general?  Did we learn any lessons from our in depth expose?  Is Mike upset Rich edited out an instance where he held a moment of silence for Mena Suvari thinking she was Brittney Murphy?  No, yes, maybe, yes.  In that order. There.  I saved  you an hour.  Still listen to the episode though, we love you!2016-04-251h 11Late To The TableLate To The TableEp. 73 10 Things I Hate About You: You Might Be A RapistHop on the late 90’s Teen-Sex-Comedy Tricycle!  Does the legitimately beloved teen rom com hold up to modern sensibilities?  Mini game:  Try to pin point the exact moment Rich loses his mind resulting in one of the most heavily edited Late To The Table episodes ever.2016-04-181h 07Late To The TableLate To The TableEp. 66 2015: A YEAR IN REVIEWHey do you know the best time do a year in review?  March.  It’s March.  We figured it out.  Scientifically.  We had enough time to reflect.  It also interrupts sequels month.  Again, the timing couldn’t be more perfect.  What can I say?  WE’RE GODDAMN PROS.   What were Mike and Rich’s top and bottom 5 Late to the Table movies this year?  Does Rich claim Labyrinth is better than Citizen Kane?  Does he try to back track immediately?  I mean, yes to both. 2016-02-2937 minLate To The TableLate To The TableEp. 59 Bad Boys: A La ModeWhat happens when you record a great episode about the Will Smith classic Bad Boys and then lose the audio?  This, this happens.  Listen along as Mike and Rich stumble through the first entry in Michael Bay’s filmography, trying in vain the recreate the magic of their first attempt.  Warning:  They don’t. 2016-01-111h 10Late To The TableLate To The TableEp. 58 Boogie Nights: Dirk DiglettLate To The Table finally strikes it rich by combining podcasts and pornography.   Listen as Mike and Rich do the whole show naked.  Hey, you can’t prove we didn’t.2016-01-0459 minLate To The TableLate To The TableEp. 57 SPOILERS Star Wars: The Force Awakens: Catwalk Babylon SPOILERSOk. Ok.  We’re not late to a table.  This is current.  There are spoilers.  SPOILERS. Rich intensely talks about the Expanded universe, Mike dicks around and talks about robot hand jobs, Brent is just a nice, stand up guy who likes Star Wars…you know usual Late To The Table stuff.    BUUUUT, different than a standard episode.  A free wheelin’ talk about a current movie.  IT’S THE ONLY WAY WE COULD DO AN EPISODE THIS WEEK.  ENJOY IT. 2015-12-2853 minLate To The TableLate To The TableEp. 55 Point Break: The Almanac of Riddick12/14 6:52pm REAL AUDIO IS UP, UNEDITED SHOW WAS UPLOADED BY MISTAKE! SORRY! Mike and Rich watch a small art film called Point Break.  Have you ever wondered what would happen if surfers became bank robbers?  I mean, me neither, but Kathryn Bigelow has.  Is the movie worth a reboot or does it wipe out?  Get it?  Wipe out?  It’s a surfing joke.  Killing it. 2015-12-141h 01Late To The TableLate To The TableEp. 53 Mr. Holland’s Opus: HighlanderThe feel good movie that’s not really a feel good movie!  Mike and Rich check out the 90’s classic that your middle school music teacher loved.  Also: Terrence Howard.  I repeat:  we have a Terrence Howard sighting.  Set your Terrence Howard Alert Level to 4.  This is not a drill. 2015-11-3052 minLate To The TableLate To The TableEp. 51 From Russia With Love: Homeward Bound StyleMike and Rich go for broke/gross corporate synergy and see if old James Bond movies hold up.  Did you guys see Spectre?  I don’t think Daniel Craig uses a door in that movie.  Homeboy is jumping through windows and punching out walls CONSTANTLY.  Maybe Bond just hates doors?  Fact:  If you go back through all the James Bond movies you never see him use a door.  FACT. 2015-11-1653 minLate To The TableLate To The TableEp. 48 The Exorcist: Punch The Satan Out Of YouYou know the scariest thing about The Exorcist?  The fact that I have to post these episodes super early in the morning AND (Borat voice) my wife (/Borat voice) keeps the house so cold it feels like I’m dying.  Cold like Regan’s room in The Exorcist.  See that transition?  That’s why I’m a pro.  It was nominated for 10 Academy Awards in 1973, BUT IS IT GOOD ENOUGH FOR TWO DUMMIES LIKE MIKE AND RICH?  FIND. OUT. NOOOOOOOWW.2015-10-2648 minLate To The TableLate To The TableEp. 47 Seinfeld: Time Traveling SeinfeldMike has never seen an episode of Seinfeld.  Rich and Dev threatened to murder his dog if he didn’t change that.  Mike watched an episode of Seinfeld.  NOT JUST ONE EPISODE.  Three! Three episodes of Seinfeld.  Is it the greatest show of all time, or just a pretender?  I mean probably neither right?  People make too make bold statements.  Get into it! 2015-10-1958 minLate To The TableLate To The TableEpisode 46: Glengarry Glen Ross: The Avatar Of CapitalismPros:  Glengarry Glen Ross has an amazing cast/team behind it.  Cons: It’s not very good.  Hear me out! It just doesn't hold up for Mike and Rich!  Maybe you disagree…MAYBE YOU’RE AN IDIOT.   I’m sorry, I didn’t mean that.  Listen to the utter disappointment in the guys’ voices as they try to figure out what went wrong.  This episode brought to you by Traffic Cop!2015-10-1245 minLate To The TableLate To The TableEp. 39 Goodfellas: Mob DawgzMike and Rich knock off the rust from their recent vacations by watching the Scorcese classic Goodfellas.  Marvel at their wit!  Wonder at their analysis! Be vaguely amused by their future HBO reality tv show!  Hit it!2015-08-241h 01Late To The TableLate To The TableEp. 38 The Last Of Us: Like Rich Always SaysIn order to fulfill Late To The Table’s “Never Miss An Update Brah!” policy/prophecy, Mike and Rich aggressively pull a two a day and review The Last Of Us.  IT’S A CLASSIC! WE MISSED IT IN THE CORRECT WINDOW OF TIME!  IT’S OUR LONGEST EPISODE EVER…BY FAR…REALLY FAR.  It came out recently, but who cares?  It qualifies!  Listen to the guys exhaustedly make dick jokes/poignant observations/poignant dick jokes!  For realies,: this is our first time doing a video game on Late To The Table, I think it went really well.  If you’d like...2015-08-171h 50Late To The TableLate To The TableEp. 36 Leon: The Professional: He’s a Pro!In an effort to do three episodes in one week Mike and Rich enlist the help of their old friend Brent Thomas Anderson.  The Professional is good!  We’re cutting back on 9/11 jokes, promise….even though this was directed by Luc Besson who directed The 5th Element, the 9/11 of movies.  That was the last one.  I’m swearing off them.  From now on it’s nothing but classic family humor…and jokes about Hitler.  C’mon we can’t change overnight.2015-08-031h 03Late To The TableLate To The TableEp. 34 Bill And Ted’s Excellent Adventure: Mike And Rich’s Average To Below Average PodcastDev is busy learning to use the force on Dagobah.  Mike and Rich flee to Cloud City in hopes of evading Darth Vader.  Wait that’s the plot to Empire.  Shit!  What happened this week?  Mike and Rich go off on a ton of tangents and eventually discuss the 80’s classic Bill And Ted’s Excellent Adventure.  Also: a Dog is there. 2015-07-201h 06Late To The TableLate To The TableEp. 30 Tropic Thunder: Tug Rough MenThe guys watch the most 2008 movie possible.  Post couch Tom Cruise, pre-McConaissance McConaughey, immediately after Iron Man RDJ!  Everyone likes Tropic Thunder!  I don’t!  That’s right, I don’t!  It’s Mike writing these!  Dev and Rich can’t stop me!  They like it!  So does everyone else!  You’re all zombies!  SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!2015-06-2250 minLate To The TableLate To The TableEp. 23 Starship Troopers: Intergalactic Rex RyanWe get it.  It’s a satire. It’s a beloved movie by the internet/Rich.  Mike and Dev have issues with it.  Watch Private Johnny “Spider” Rico get continually promoted due to the death of his superior officers.  See Neil Patrick Harris be kind of a dick.  Experience Denise Richards.  This episode brought to you by Activia Yogurt: Activia, the yogurt that helps you poop.2015-05-1149 minLate To The TableLate To The TableEp. 21 Monty Python And The Holy Grail: Capitalism By MonarchyThere are three rules at Late to the Table.  Rule 1: At least one of us has to have not seen the movie.  Rule 2: It has to be deemed a classic by someone, somewhere.  Rule 5: Snitches get stitches.  Dev has never seen Holy Grail! Rich and Mike have waaaay too much!  Somethings gotta give!  Is it as good as Mike and Rich remember or do they have on nostalgia glasses?  FIND OUT TODAY!  (Or whenever you listen to this, we’re not pushy…I mean it’s a podcast.   Listen to it on your commute or while cleaning your kitchen or whatever.  It...2015-04-271h 04Late To The TableLate To The TableEp. 19 The Fast And The Furious: That Ja Rule BumpDev and Mike agree to watch one of Rich's favorite movies in order to keep the Fargo episode edit free.  It wasn't worth it!  They have to watch the Fast and the Furious.  The gang travels back to a time when speed ruled and Ja Rule wandered the earth, the distant past of 2001.    2015-04-131h 11Late To The TableLate To The TableEp. 17 Big Trouble In Little China: The 8 Corners Of RacismDev’s on Vacation!  Mike and Rich enlist Big Trouble In Little China expert Brent Thomas Anderson to guest host!  Kurt Russell is the handsomest/most dopey truck driver of 1986!  The guys get a lot of mileage out of a guy named Wang!  Every Asian person is either a mystical sorcerer or a martial arts expert!  Not our fault!  GO. GET. SOME. Taggin’: 80’s, comedy, Big Trouble In Little China, Kurt Russell, movies, classic2015-03-301h 05Late To The TableLate To The TableEp. 15 Terminator 2/Running Man: Worse Than Hitler/Rich Is A Cookie MonsterThe guys feel the sting of sweet karma as they lose almost all of their Terminator 2 episode.  They duct tape it together with their Running Man review to make terrible tasting lemonade out of terrible tasting lemons.  There’s a Schwarzenegger soundboard! Mike can’t spell Joel or pronounce nun chuck!  Rich eats too many cookies!  Dev buys a wallet off amazon!  I swear it’s more interesting than it sounds!  GO! GET! SOME!  Taggin’:  Classic, movie, sci-fi, 80’s, 90’s, Arnold Schwarzenegger,  Terminator, Running Man2015-03-161h 03Late To The TableLate To The TableEp. 13 Grosse Point Blank: Jeremy Piven Is A Good FriendGrosse Point Blank!  Late 90’s! John Cusack is an assassin full of ennui!  We’re breaking all sorts of new ground here people.  The Gang watches their most modern movie yet and everyone accidentally falls in love with 1997 Minnie Driver.  I swear it’s just her love of ska music!  The soundtrack was produced by Joe Strummer!  That’s pretty cool!  Exclamation points!  Special guest appearance by Rich’s Dog.Taggin’:  Classic, movie, comedy, 1990’s, 90’s, 97,  John Cusack, Minnie Driver, Grosse Pointe Blank2015-03-0359 min