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Small Town ScuttlebuttE248: Generational Stare Down at the Customer Service Counter!Just when you thought customer service couldn’t spiral further into the abyss, here strolls in Gen Z with zero f*cks to give. No “hello,” no “how can I help you,” just a little turd staring at you, daring you to initiate the order. Your move—order or silence? Also, Evan is an allergy-sufferer with vim and vigor, Liz tries to coach up her teenage son in the kitchen - on how to move things in the fridge to find what you're looking for, and Rick blasts off about the app he had to download onto his phone to operate t...2025-06-241h 02Small Town ScuttlebuttE247: "I'm a Parent, not a School Employee!"One mom finally snaps and calls out her kid’s school for treating parents like unpaid interns — all in the name of mental health. Hear what kind of reaction she's getting! Also, Rick praises one of his daughter's teachers, Evan defends wearing crocs and free t-shirts, and Liz reflects on a recent parenting decision.2025-06-1750 minSmall Town ScuttlebuttE246: Live Episode! 5-Year Anniversary Extravaganza Bonanza!Every week for five years we have delivered a marginally funny show so let's celebrate. Not so much for us, but for you the listener who's tolerated us this long. Rick, Liz, and Evan share their observations of the week, read listener emails, and pay tribute to their sponsors, APC Pest Control, Perez Martial Arts, Royal Pizza, and Winslow Design. Then, Boston-Based Headliner, Kathe Farris sits down for an interview. 2025-06-0939 minSmall Town ScuttlebuttE245: Stress Out SeasonWe get it. You have a dance recital, a graduation, a baseball game, and need to find time for groceries. You're the one who decided to provide enriching lives for your children, not us! Nonetheless, we commiserate with you. But first, Rick shares the biggest laugh you'll get from the internet and a rant on "Mom Hockey".2025-06-0328 minSmall Town ScuttlebuttE243:The Dude Show w/ Veteran Seaman Tom StrubleIt's like "The Man Show" but they identify as a Dudes. America's Favorite Seaman, Lt. Tom Struble, U.S. Navy (E198) sits in for Liz and calls out "Things that piss me off!" But first, Rick and Evan hype the live show coming to The Zullo Art Gallery, Friday, June 6 at 8 p.m. They close with Tom remembering two fallen friends ahead of Memorial Day, STS1(SS) Eric Skinner and 1LT Laura Walker.2025-05-211h 13Small Town ScuttlebuttE242: Three Rounds of AITA - Mom BehaviorGet ready to debate along with the hosts in another episode that asks the essential question, Am I the asshole? Tune in Moms because there might be a teachable moment here for you.Also, call the "whahmbulance" because Evan had a bad day despite landing a $20M listing. Liz had to do Mom things on Mother's Day due to appropriately designated gender roles, and Rick comes back from The Great Canadian Comedy Festival with new material.Sponsored by:APC Pest Control, apcpest.comPerez Martial Arts, perezmartialarts.comRoyal Pizza, Royalpizzamedfield...2025-05-131h 04Small Town ScuttlebuttE241: Rick Guests on the Goblin & Ogre Podcast at the Great Canadian Comedy Festival in TorontoRick was invited on the Goblin & Ogre podcast after his inaugural set at The Great Canadian Comedy Festival. Drop into the conversation as Canadian and American comics compare notes on their respective comedy scenes, the comedy festival, theories behind dad jokes, and why comics are mean to each other online. Rick bookends the episode with in-studio commentary for a recognizable, on-brand, product you have come to expect!Special Thanks to @goblinogre for graciously sharing their video and audio with us to embed into our episode. Please check them out and follow them if you like!...2025-05-1333 minSmall Town ScuttlebuttE240: The Most "Legendary" Prank CallRemember getting the Yellow Pages to call the grocery store and asking, "Do you have Chef Boyardee in a can?" And then hilarity ensued when you then told them, "You better let him out before he suffocates!" Those were some good times in the 80s. Well, a guy just pulled off perhaps the biggest "OH NO YOU DIDN'T!" prank call ever that left a quarterback "yelling into his receiver."But first! It seems like everyone has a Costa Rica story. Liz's sends her son there and comes home bored, Even was absolutely certain his buddies were planing...2025-05-0153 minSmall Town ScuttlebuttE239: Kathe Farris, GoCorkYourself.comRick does a one-on-one with his neighbor, friend, and mentor Kathe Farris. They have no particular agenda; Rick tries to find themes like following your passion, pursuing dreams, and learning lessons from failure but Kathe wasn't interested in being put on a pedestal. Instead she wanted to talk about true crime, Mother's Day plans, and people who complain on their town's Facebook group.2025-04-231h 10Small Town ScuttlebuttE238: Sex Survey Scandal Seethes Middle School ParentsImagine telling the middle school your 11-year old will NOT be taking a survey about their sexual behavior and they give you that guarantee only to make the kid take it anyway. What are you going to do now? Rick, Liz, and Evan are all over this one! But first, Rick waxes poetic about the glory of Augusta National's no cellphone policy and Evan tells all about serving as a star witness in a high-profile murder case now that the verdict is in!This week's amazing sponsor is APC Pest Control. Sign up now and receive 10% off...2025-04-1640 min
Small Town ScuttlebuttE238: Sex Survey Scandal Seethes Middle School ParentsIf you tell the middle school NOT to give a sexual behavior survey to your 11-year old but they make your child take it anyway would you have a problem with that? Rick, Liz, and Evan are ALL OVER THIS ONE! But first, Rick lauds Augusta National's no cellphone poilcy for creating a more immersive experience for everyone. Why isn't this concept spreading? Plus, Evan was a star witness in a high profile murder trial and now he's talking about it!This week's phenomenal sponsor is APC Pest Control. Sign up and receive 10% off your next service...2025-04-1657 minSmall Town ScuttlebuttE237: Entitlement Goes AirborneImagine buying a seat on a flight and a kid is sitting there. Kid has to go right? Well, not according to the kid's mom or the skank who videotaped you in the seat for the entire flight while verbally harassing you. What to do? You sue the airline, the mom, and the skank! But first, Evan is sitting on a Jury in the same courthouse where the Karen Read trial is being held. He can't talk about the details of the case yet but all the circus stuff is fair game. Liz issues her teen a firm warning...2025-04-1349 minSmall Town ScuttlebuttE236: Mary Lou Andre, Style Expert - Looking Appropriate for the OccasionOur friend on the show, Mary Lou Andre, scores a hat trick with her third appearance. This week, she brings something for everyone. Men's fashion trends, being mindful of looking appropriate, and some chit-chat about being a woman in business. Rick interrupts throughout. (Evan is at a murder trial).Our bluechip sponsor this week is Perez Martial Arts! Visit perezmartialarts.com to get started today with their exclusive online offer.2025-04-0157 minSmall Town ScuttlebuttE235: A Visit to The Valley of the SunRick visits Mike "The Minister of Misinformation" in the desert for baseball, golf, and hanging poolside at a resort. Hear them recap the trip that involved driverless cars, famous athletes in the 'hood, and taking unsolicited golf tips from a stranger without pushing him in a bunker.2025-03-2524 minSmall Town ScuttlebuttE235: A Visit to The Valley of the SunRick visits Mike "The Minister of Misinformation" in the desert for baseball, golf, and hanging poolside at a resort. Hear them recap the trip that involved driverless cars, famous athletes in the 'hood, and taking unsolicited golf tips from a stranger without pushing him in a bunker.2025-03-2524 minSmall Town ScuttlebuttE234: Flying on Mushrooms, Elon-obsessed Psychos, and Tough Love ParentingHave you heard about Steven Shaw's Mushroom-fueled jet ride? Well, buckle up because this small-town problem goes airborne! It involves a guy from Vermont, an airport in New Jersey, and some dry-humping. But first, Rick excitedly shares how Sebastian Maniscalco handled a heckler who didn't appreciate his non-political Elon bit, Liz stands her ground as a mom, and Evan wins big on Keno! This week's esteemed sponsor is APC Pest Control. Visit APCpest.com and save 10% on your next service.2025-03-2159 minSmall Town ScuttlebuttE232: Back From Break II - Electric BoogalooThis episode continues the "welcome back from break" vibe as Liz returns with some great stories she found online. Rick co-hosted a month's worth of comedy shows at Jacques Cabaret and still identifies as a very handsome straight man. Evan goes traveling and the whole trip is SNAFU.Our sponsor this week is Perez Martial Artsperezmartialarts.com@perezmartialarts2025-03-0755 minSmall Town ScuttlebuttE231: Back From Break to a Smorgashboard of TopicsIn this lively conversation, Rick and Evan discuss their new podcast format, reflecting on personal resolutions and the Super Bowl halftime show featuring Kendrick Lamar. They delve into cultural commentary, exploring social justice themes in music and the public's reaction to the performance. The episode wraps up with a fun segment called 'What's in the Box,' showcasing a quirky product. In this engaging conversation, Rick and Evan delve into a variety of topics ranging from pop culture references like SS Sniper Wolf to the absurdity of bizarre love stories and societal norms. They critique film ratings, discuss the...2025-02-251h 02Small Town ScuttlebuttE229: Kid Plays Hardball with One-of-a-Kind Baseball CardRick goes off on technology sounding like he was born about 100 years later than he should have. Then Liz has an update to the update about the sledding hill shutdown in Wellesley, MA and Evan isn't interested in the justification. And, two weeks into Evan's quest to lose 30 pounds, he only has 30 pounds to go! Keep it up champ!In the second half, we learn about a kid who turns down an offer for his prized baseball card from the Pittsburgh Pirates. That offer was valued at more than a million dollars. However, this kid is taking...2025-01-2943 minSmall Town ScuttlebuttE228: Emails From Listeners!This week, the gang reads some emails they've received lately. They're good because they present accountability, critical thinking, and a desire for higher standards. The show needs these things, and Rick, Liz, and Evan appreciate the feedback. Also, Liz is big on six-word stories. Evan's business is growing, and Rick learned how to read a crowd last weekend opening for Kevin Farley.2025-01-2152 minSmall Town ScuttlebuttE227: Have a Goal and Commit (unless it's totally unattainable)Rick says the Pacific Coast Highway from San Fransisco to San Diego is a great road trip. Then, the group discusses the devastation wildfires have brought to LA. Mindful that this show fits in the Comedy genre, everybody jumps into their resolutions, or commitments to a personal goal. How much weight does Evan want to lose? What's his target weight? Follow his journey for inspiration!Liz is laughing more in '25 and even has a pair of tickets to see Nate Bargatze to ensure the momentum carries on.Rick is getting...2025-01-1454 minSmall Town ScuttlebuttE226: That's Your New Year's Resolution? Good luck!Happy New Year! It's going to be great! Really! The gang stays on brand in the new year with a sophomoric start to the show discussing bodily fluids. A declaration is made, April 10 is Liz's birthday and will become a Federal Holiday called "Tell It Like It Is" Day where you just get real with people without recourse.Then Rick and Liz go toe-to-toe with conflicting fashion advice. Who's advice will you follow?Evan explains how to remember someone's name. Think animals and alliteration!Update on the Wellesley (MA) Residents vs...2025-01-081h 00Small Town ScuttlebuttE225: Corey Manning, Substance Abuse Speaker and FacilitatorHappy Holidays! Happy New Year! Happy Hangovers? Rick's one-on-one with Corey Manning rolls into another episode as they talk about staying sober through the holidays and beyond. When Corey isn't telling jokes on stage, he's in a workshop facilitating substance abuse intervention and prevention.Hear Corey's recovery story from first using at six years old to stay sober for 30 years. He's very aware of the pitfalls of substance abuse and offers advice and support with his unique blend of comedy, insights, and education.2024-12-311h 19Small Town ScuttlebuttE224: Corey Manning, Stand-up ComicRick sits back with Corey Manning, a stand-up comic with some awesome credits. The Apollo Theater, Family Feud, and a rap performance with DMC! He also overcame prostate cancer and addiction, and from that comes some of his most important work. When he's not killing it on stage, he's in the schools and around the communities to talk about substance abuse. Other times, he's talking to patients or families going through the unknowns of cancer.Check out coreymanning.com 2024-12-2354 minSmall Town ScuttlebuttE223: What's Up With All The Drones?Drones are everywhere! And we're not talking about your department store toy version. Oh no! These drones are big and abundant and are not good at disclosing to the public their intentions. But don't worry because the Government clearly has everything under control and there is nothing to see here. Who or what is behind these drones? Rick thinks it's China. Evan thinks it's Iran. Liz just wants them to deliver her some Amazon packages. Also; dream interpretations, a military-grade school bus driver with a unique style for establishing discipline, and some fun facts about...2024-12-1753 minSmall Town ScuttlebuttE222: Fact Check Yourself (Before You Wreck Yourself)Mike "The Minister of Misinformation from Mesa" brings the Southwestern heat down upon the co-hosts for flagrant lies, misinformation, and fake news! Liz reads through the line-item list of offenses in the past month and it basically takes up the whole episode. So, If you love self-deprecating humor, this episode is for you (but you should fact check that first). Also, Liz has tips to prank a co-worker with made-up office jargon, Evan goes off on P. Diddy and JayZ, and Rick calls Marjorie Taylor Green a c*nt without recourse.Big shout...2024-12-1052 minSmall Town ScuttlebuttE221: You Should Go To Your High School Reunion (even if you hated high school)Why do an average 75% of graduating class members NOT attend their high school reunion? Maybe it's nerves, maybe it's just a scheduling conflict, or maybe they don't want to bump into the teacher they slept with Senior year. Whatever the reason, Rick attended his 30th and explains why you're missing out if you don't go. Also, Christmas lights are great, but 9 out of 10 times, there's a stressed out Dad behind-the-scenes keeping them going. Also, Christmas tree bonfires, a throwback theme song, and an unexpected Peter Griffin drop-in. All this and more thanks to our dazzling sponsors, Perez Martial Arts...2024-12-031h 16Small Town ScuttlebuttE219: 10-Year Old Goes For Walk - Mom Arrested!Hey, Scuttlebuds, thanks for your patience on this episode. We experienced some technical issues with the recording. Our apologies. The good news is we have since set up the studio equipment with the help of a professional, and the sound quality moving forward will be stunning!In this episode, Liz starts by talking about her high school kid making $600 on a pair of sneakers...in a parking lot...to a random man...he connected with via the internet. Then, Evan talks about a dress-up event he's attending with his wife and the gang makes predictions regarding number...2024-11-2650 minSmall Town ScuttlebuttE218: Technology Jumped The SharkTechnology cannot be trusted to operate as designed. Therefore, it has jumped the shark! How does one go into "settings" to program a device and have it perform beautifully...until it doesn't? Rick yells at the audio console, an inanimate object void of emotion and thought, for rendering his mic unusable again. After that, things get underway with Evan's recount of his struggles with ordering beer in NYC (It's not as hard as he makes it sound).Then Rick shares his brilliant idea of turning his kids' big wooden play structure into a...2024-11-1245 minSmall Town ScuttlebuttE217: Texting with AIRick and Liz shared observations from the 7th-grade dance their kids attended. That segued into middle school fashion trends. Liz reads an email from a listener that she hooked up with in high school! Then we show some love to our sponsors Perez Martial Arts, Royal Pizza, and APC Pest Control. Evan opens the second half beaming about the creative possibilities one can achieve with AI. Then, he wows us with some texts to his wife he co-wrote with AI for examples.2024-11-0551 minSmall Town ScuttlebuttE216: "Southern Hospitality"Let's get into the Halloween spirit. Is there anything creepier than a man sitting next to you at your table in a Subway restaurant? Liz Daly, a certified CSI enthusiast, breaks down the hair-raising encounter and everything that could have happened. Evan anticipates a stressful situation at work but he's prepared and confident. Hear his wisdom and empowering message of why you cannot rely on other people.Emails from your kids' school may get to the point faster if Rick's new crusade takes off. Hear how he is leading by example in his role of...2024-10-2951 minSmall Town ScuttlebuttE215: David Ssewanyana, Immigrant, Business Owner, FriendDavid Ssewanaya grew up in a small Ugandan village where he attended school and worked on the family farm with his 22 siblings. Rick and Evan sit down for a conversation with David as he shares details of his journey toward becoming a United States citizen. They discuss the challenges of learning English, securing a first job, and bringing family together in America. This episode has so many amazing stories. From fending off wild animals with a spear to seeking medical treatment from a witch doctor, you will probably have trouble recalling a moment in life when you...2024-10-221h 02Small Town ScuttlebuttE214: Know Your Role, Woman!Don't get your panties in a twist, ladies; you will agree with the title of today's show. We discuss creating boundaries in your marriage so you don't start pulling double duty by covering your expectations and your spouse's too! Rick, Liz, and Evan walk you through their recommended protocol for standing your ground.But first, Liz's teenage son will be a millionaire in the secondary sneaker market, Evan is getting robbed by social media content thieves and Rick takes a hike into Isolation.Special thanks to our sponsors this week, Larkin's Liquors and...2024-10-0836 minSmall Town ScuttlebuttE213: Condescension, Harassment, and Payback: An Inside Story for HOA PresidentThe show opens with top-of-mind perspectives. Liz pumps up her kid's teacher while talking about his high school forensics course, Evan just posted a viral video that has almost 2 million views, and Rick takes on jury duty. We pause and thank our superfluous Scuttlebutt sponsors this week, Park Street Books and Royal Pizza. In the second half, the hosts read an incredible story about what can happen when your HOA experiences a leadership vacuum. You can't imagine the heartless scumbaggery that can be achieved by some people. But rest assured loyal listeners, this story ends splendidly for the entire...2024-10-0149 minSmall Town ScuttlebuttE212: The Legality of Mushrooms is Coming to a Ballot Booth Near You.Rick, Liz, and Evan kick things off with a butt joke. Then the conversation turns to Liz and Evan as Rick asks if they worry about saying something on the show that might backfire in the workplace. Wait until you hear how much both of them don't give a shit! One out of three hosts of this show thinks being a room parent is fun. Rick tells you why! "The Minister of Misinformation" checks in to repair all the inaccuracies from last week. Then, a moment to express our gratitude for our sponsors, Winslow Design and Perez Martial Arts...2024-09-2555 minSmall Town ScuttlebuttE211: HOA Fun Suckers Criminalize Kids' Sports.This episode features the best- and worst-dressed co-hosts in podcasting. Rick noticed, and he didn't let it go. The trio is divided on their impression of Spirit Airlines; two have flown on this discount bus with wings and survived, while the other forbids his family from flying on it! The conversation then segues into managing stress while teaching your teen how to drive. Also, isn't it poetic to hear your elementary school-aged kid drop "69" into the conversation with a snicker? Then it's over to the guy with the most job security in the country, Mike, the Minister of Misinformation...2024-09-1741 minSmall Town ScuttlebuttE210: Kid's Ice Cream Stand Gets Shut Down. Community responds.I scream you scream, we all scream for...that sonofabitch who dropped a dime on a kid who set up an ice cream stand in his front yard. Not only did someone call the authorities but the town officials pursued this complaint! The kid donated some proceeds to support his older brother's hockey team. By the way, his brother is autistic. Talk about an overreaction! Listen to find out what the community did about it. But first, the show opens with a take on strip poker and then boobs in general. Switching gears, Liz shits on chore...2024-09-1044 minSmall Town ScuttlebuttE209: Property Line Dispute, Drivers Reporting Drivers, HoardersLiz has an unfortunate epilogue to her story about the oblivious neighbors who clear-cut their backyard. It's a classic case of, "What would you do?" But first, Rick's wife finds a printout of Paige Spiranac in the printer and she's not impressed. No worry, there's a perfectly justifiable reason! Also, we have a free $4,000 Creatives Playthings play structure we're giving away free! No, it's not a contest, Rick needs it gone. Would you like it? Listen for details.2024-09-0355 minSmall Town ScuttlebuttE204: A New Corporate Buzzword and Tattoo CultureLiz opens the show with enthusiasm to announce a new corporate buzzword. It's so annoying, you'll love to hate it. Then, Evan discusses tattoos, their significance, and regret. Rick hangs out and asks them all the tough questions.2024-07-3032 minSmall Town ScuttlebuttE201: Summer Break HighlightsLiz, Evan, and Rick spent the week apart from each other. It happens sometimes. So, here's some highlights! Liz thinks Seattle has its head up its ass, Evan tries to sell property with a dead body, and Rick rides the short bus. 2024-07-1029 minSmall Town ScuttlebuttE200: Conspiracy Theory RoundtableHow can society be concerned about who our next president will be when we have much bigger issues to resolve? Is Avril Lavigne dead and been replaced by a clone? Is the Denver Airport the Illuminati headquarters? Are Richard Simmons and Pauly Shore the same person? We have all the answers! Also, prop bets on Rick's Disney trip, our favorite summertime drinks, and pineapples make it taste better.2024-07-0240 minSmall Town ScuttlebuttE197: Animals and Insects Coming This Summer!Who would win, "person vs. killer whale?" O.K., that's an easy one. How about "person (you) vs. PARACHUTING SPIDERS?!?!?!" Yes, keep your head up because these things are no joke. Also, Rick's wife keeps hiring a "hot laborer", Liz explains how to coach up your kid when s/he's blamed for losing the game, and Evan highlights National Men's Health Week to draw attention to the mental health struggles many men experience.2024-06-161h 04Small Town ScuttlebuttE196: Traffic Stop TribulationsThe fuzz pinches famous golfer Scottie Scheffler, and Rick and Evan (also golfers) share similar experiences. Pink Flamingo Day is coming soon and we have everything you need to know about celebrating the kitschy lawn ornament. Also, a delinquent driver Zooms to court, a teen has a transportation tribulation, and we just got a porn horn!2024-06-0443 minSmall Town ScuttlebuttE192: A Little Professional Courtesy Doesn't HurtWhat would you do if a school employee yelled at you in the drop-off line, flipped you off, and then referred to you as an asshole while bitching to herself in a raised voice in front of your kid in class? It just happened in our hometown and we are following with awe. Also, Rick used to ride the "short bus", an artist built an AI naked camera, and someone somewhere must be banging a sex robot right now.2024-05-0757 minSmall Town ScuttlebuttE190: What Are Syncronicities Trying to Tell Us?Do you know the meaning behind your synchronicity experience? Neither do we but we talk about it anyway. Also, Liz returns from her brief escape from small-town life, Evan sleeps like a baby, and Rick is going to court...again.2024-04-2350 minSmall Town ScuttlebuttE189: Letters From (Women) ListenersLiz is away so Rick and Evan substitute her woman's perspective with four women's perspectives! Can these guys understand their emails without relying on Liz as their interpreter? Also, grocery shopping with seniors, a quick overview of "The Notebook" (by Nicholas Sparks), and the worst ending to an episode in podcast history.2024-04-161h 19Small Town ScuttlebuttE188: Greenlighting your Teen's Co-Ed SleepoverIf your high school kid said, "Hey Mom, can I sleep over at my girlfriend's house?" would you yes? Liz did, and she justifies her rationale. Also, AITA Real Estate Edition, working with your parents, and going for a Cologuard hat trick.2024-04-0953 minSmall Town ScuttlebuttE187: Attending a "Business Conference"Evan returns from a conference a little hungover. Liz has a developing story about her neighbors taking down trees on her property line, and Rick officiates Worst Neighbor Final Four Tournament action. Also, a thought experiment involving Rick and Evan going to jail together, negotiating chores and compensation with kids, and "What's in the Box?" featuring Gwyneth Paltrow's candle.2024-04-031h 02Small Town ScuttlebuttE186: Interviewing for our Third Mic SpotRick and Liz are looking for someone to assume third mic duties. Evan Walsh gets interviewed. Also: social media trolls who don't get the joke, junior prom attire best practices, and what does pour some sugar on me mean anyway?2024-03-2654 minSmall Town ScuttlebuttE183: It's a bird! It's a plane! Nope, it's just a drone.Rick tries to keep things positive but it's hard when your friggin' insurance company is flying drones over your house. Also, a Seattle comedy club is canceling comics, a March Madness Worst Neighbor Tournament announcement, and a new "sniglet is born.2024-03-0746 minSmall Town ScuttlebuttE181: Would You Rather...?Rick is bandaged up because he drilled a hole in his hand and Liz has questions. The pair spotlight a dangerous yard game from the 80s, kids today taking online driver's ed, and going into school vacation with no plans. Liz also reviews 1883 (better than Yellowstone?). Finally, Rick and Liz commiserate over dealing with picky eaters, and close with a totally-not-sexualized version of Would You Rather...?2024-02-2133 minSmall Town ScuttlebuttE180: Kids Who Should Be Leashed100 middle school students descend upon a grocery store and mayhem ensues. Will these perps be reprimanded and justly punished? Rick takes the grumpy old man's view and says, nope! Also, Liz rates Valentine's gift ideas, references the Fleshlight, and gives a "happy ending".2024-02-1242 minSmall Town ScuttlebuttE178: News and EmailsRick and Liz share listener emails and some news stories. Political season, youth sports, "Man Camp", and a justified Wal-Mart meltdown. Also, another installment of "Am I The Asshole?"2024-01-3044 minSmall Town ScuttlebuttE177: Highway Signs Are No JokeNew highway sign rules are omitting the use of humor. Also, when parents can't win, Liz watches True Crime, and Rick misses the Icecapades.2024-01-2328 minSmall Town ScuttlebuttE159: So Many QuestionsThey say there is no such thing as a dumb question. But can we agree there is such a thing as dumb people who ask questions? This week Rick and Liz get curious with some popular segments including What's in the Box? and Am I the Asshole? Also, Small Town Headlines and a game of Would You Rather?2023-09-1951 minSmall Town ScuttlebuttE158: Suburban Mom StereotypesRick rants about the Nespresso machine that suddenly replaced his house's perfectly good drip coffee maker. We read some listener emails. Liz digs into suburban mom stereotypes. Also, Bikini Magic with Liz!2023-09-1249 minSmall Town ScuttlebuttE142: Evan Walsh, Real Estate ExpertEvan Walsh joins us to share his Spring market update, recall some crazy expectations from buyers and sellers, and explain how selling a home with a dead body on the property has some challenges. Also, Liz gets a raise at work and Rick takes the stage at Nick's Comedy Stop.2023-04-2557 minSmall Town ScuttlebuttE141: Stand-up Comic, Andrew Della VolpeAndrew Della Volpe sits in for Liz this week and shares his perspectives on hot-button small-town news stories like a recent cat rescue and the whereabouts of an antelope that escaped from the zoo. Also, listener email, and is saying, "ladies" really offensive?2023-04-1841 minSmall Town ScuttlebuttE133: Overreaction Case StudiesWe present five news stories involving people who handle situations with "alternative" solutions. Let's examine these behaviors and decide if they are justified or out of line! Also, Rick pisses off a teacher's assistant and Liz presents a new installment of "What's in the Box?" 2023-02-211h 01Small Town ScuttlebuttE132: Customer DisservicePress "1" to waste your time. Press "2" to press more buttons. Press "3" to speak to someone who doesn't care. Let's be honest, customer service is abysmal these days. Thankfully, Rick and Liz have all the answers! Also, drills vs. impact drivers, doctor's office drama, and stupid contractor tricks.2023-02-1457 minSmall Town ScuttlebuttE126: Top Ten Lists!Nobody delivers Top Ten lists like David Letterman, but we'll try anyway. Top Ten Things About People That Annoy Liz, Top Ten Scented Candles We Don't Need, and Top Ten Things Rick Loves About Small-Town Moms. Also, listener emails and a new Product of the Week.2023-01-0356 minSmall Town ScuttlebuttE122: Rick PicksRick picks all the topics to talk about. What a dick! We're talking about drama surrounding a community pizza party, The city of Concord, NH having the world's worst Christmas tree ever, and what to do when someone else's dog keeps shitting in your house. Also, we got a kick ass new website that you need to check out! Smalltownscuttlebutt.com.2022-12-0633 minSmall Town ScuttlebuttE114 - Celebrity SeanceHow about a seance to get into the Halloween spirit? We actually conjure a few ghosts and Liz totally freaks out! Of course we couldn't have done it without the spirit boards that Mike made. Also, Jesus and sex toys.2022-10-1135 minSmall Town ScuttlebuttE104: Everyone Needs a Time OutPaying too much at the pump while dodging the Monkeypox? Do yourself a favor and check out for a bit! We do it regularly and it's so satisfying. Five health benefits of taking time for yourself. Also, Rick touts Top Gun: Maverick as the perfect movie, Liz loves going to the Isabella Gardner Museum, and Mike's dad hates Monet.2022-08-0232 minSmall Town ScuttlebuttE100: Best Small Towns in America?Howdy Scuttlebuds! Welcome to our CENTUPLICATE EPISODE! Sen. Elisabeth Warren rubs elbows with Rick and Mike? #MomBod t-shirts. The "honey hole" explained. Also, Liz hates Florida.2022-07-0532 minSmall Town ScuttlebuttE89: Woodworking with Mike Paige StudiosAre you handy? Tell us you at least own a hammer. Regardless, Rick explores Mike's passion for the art he creates with wood. Also, Tool Draft 2022, tips and tricks, and how not to cut off your fingers!2022-04-2138 minSmall Town ScuttlebuttE85: Products Your Wife Doesn't Want You to Know She UsesThe high school drama club refuses Rick's $100 charitable offering. An abbreviated list of people who need a punch in the face. Liz Daly comes down to the basement and talks about peculiar grooming products favored by some women. 2022-03-2437 minSmall Town ScuttlebuttE68: Post-Thanksgiving, Black Friday Holiday SpecialWait! Give us 30 minutes before you kill someone who gets between you and that sweet doorbuster deal! We keep it chill while the world around us burns. Guest Liz Daly returns with some tips to reduce holiday stress. We also have fun with a new game called "5 Things". 2021-11-2630 minSmall Town ScuttlebuttE67: Hobbies and Stress RelieversMike updates us on his wedding. Kathe reflects on hers. Rick doesn't care about wedding talk. Plus hot takes on hobbies, stress relievers and other ways to defeat your social media addiction. Also, mediocre motivational speaking.2021-11-1819 minSmall Town ScuttlebuttE66: Corrections, Omissions, and More GrievancesDelayed prize giveaways from our live show (listen for details!). Hot takes on the issues that matter: giving over-directions, giving the wrong directions, rude landscapers, loud landscaping equipment. Nothing is spared!2021-11-1120 minSmall Town ScuttlebuttE65: Live show: Scuttlebutt On Ice!Grievances, grievances, and more grievances! From affordable housing to the school board, from cement trucks to NIMBY, nothing is left unturned as listeners stuff the Grievance Box with their beef. Guests: Jim James (stand-up comedy) and Rolando Perez (ninja tricks).2021-11-0456 minSmall Town ScuttlebuttE64: Terrifying Townie TalesWe're talking about parent information night, the morning commute, and yoga pants. Also, the guillotine, Dixie Mafia, and necrophilia! 2021-10-2820 minSmall Town ScuttlebuttE63: Weird Things and PlacesThis week's drivel covers Yeti coolers, playlists, a clown on stilts in the alley with a sledgehammer, and some weird towns in the U.S.2021-10-2120 minSmall Town ScuttlebuttE62: Pumpkins and People WatchingAnother fall fruit to pick! The Boston Marathon in Fall. Runaway zebras. Facercize and a passing reference to Kissing Booth 3.2021-10-1420 minSmall Town ScuttlebuttE61: Apple picking and other xtreme fall traditions"It's time to coordinate outfits and go apple picking with lots of pictures!" Does this sound like you? If it does, we need to talk. Also, do you have a favorite apple? There's so many varieties now it's hard to pick just one but we help you figure it out. 2021-10-0820 minSmall Town ScuttlebuttE60: Missed Connections"Missed Connections" posts on Craigslist can be hit-or-miss but we found some gems and we read them to you with panache. Otherwise, the rest of the show digs into observational stuff like, staring up at the sky, all forms of entertainment "on ice", and other whimsical topics.2021-09-3021 minSmall Town ScuttlebuttE59: Way-too-long Emails from SchoolHow do you feel about going back to school? Let's talk about it! Plus, super-long school emails, the last summer book club meeting, and more continuing ed commentary. 2021-09-0231 minSmall Town ScuttlebuttE58: Raccoon NewsSmall towns, small problems. Like, animals living in your cabinets or dying in your driveway. Whah? It's complicated but we break it down for our Scuttlebuds. Also, what do tattoos, ice cream sandwiches, and hurricanes all have in common? Absolutely nothing! But our tangents cover all that stuff and even more! Enjoy.2021-08-2629 minSmall Town ScuttlebuttE57: We Are a Top 200 Podcast in Comedy?!Barf bags and Kathe's performance at Nick's Comedy Stop (the two are not related). Wanna be a florist? How 'bout a writer? Perhaps an expert in hurricanes? These are just some fantastical adult ed. courses being offered right now! Also, snarky T-shirts, why? And, quarantine dogs need more boundaries. Fin.2021-08-1929 minSmall Town ScuttlebuttE56: Kelly MacFarland (Last Comic Standing, Comics Come Home)Kelly MacFarland is a Boston-based comic with some impressive credits, two albums, and a ton of upcoming shows. Whether she's performing in a barn or a huge arena, Kelly makes the audience feel like they're all just hanging out together. Hey, wait a minute, that's what we're doing on this episode! 2021-08-1230 minSmall Town ScuttlebuttE55: Police PerspectivesFrivolous phone calls, citizens arrests, and horse molesters. It's all here as we hang with officer P'tah Johnson of the Brookline (MA) PD. Join us as we pick his brain and get the real scoop from a police officer's perspective. 2021-08-0529 minSmall Town ScuttlebuttE54: The Other Half of that Annoying ListGood grief! Halfway into this "30 Annoying Things" list and we're convinced the author got her journalism degree out of a cereal box. Spare us the cliches and city-slicker perspective. Some people only wish they were greeted with forced politeness in public. So, let's reflect on what we have and try to make the best of it. 2021-07-2929 minSmall Town ScuttlebuttE53: 30 Annoying Things About Living in a Small Town?A hit piece came out railing against small towns and it ain't pretty. We're not just going to sit here and take it either. No! We are going to just sit here and talk about it! Let's do our best to keep it positive as we debate things like having to drive everywhere, gossip always getting back to the wrong person, and the use of the word adorable. Oh, what's that? We're out of time? Well, at least we get through the first half of this list.2021-07-2230 minSmall Town ScuttlebuttE52: Mumble Rap Star in the MakingPerfect attendance this week! Captain Mike sets sail on a boat that was intended for someone else. Kathe ponders a career in mumble rap. Rick's brain is getting gigantic with all his summer reading. More classifieds too!2021-07-1529 minSmall Town ScuttlebuttE51: Where Are My Friends?Rick is taking all the credit for this week's show because he's the only host who felt like showing up! He's upset. He feel's betrayed. He's writing these show notes in the third person! Keep Rick company as he digs into the Scuttlebutt Vault of Lost Bits and dishes out more old lady problems, brutal honesty about working together, and a "buyer beware" infomercial review! It's all here! You won't get any smarter but you'll feel better about yourself after listening to these knuckleheads.2021-07-0830 minSmall Town ScuttlebuttE50: Happy 245th to the USA!Are you sitting down? Good, because you're not going to believe this, this episode is loaded with knowledge! Our very own Mike Paige takes us through a journey back in time to the Revolutionary War days and delights us with the true history that debunks some of the stuff we learned in school. Paul Revere and Sam Adams aren't exactly the guys you've read about. Revolutionary War Trivia, a tangent on breast feeding, and so much more! So let's party and light up those illegal fireworks!2021-07-0130 minSmall Town ScuttlebuttSCUTTLEBUTT BONUS: A Reading of the Declaration of IndependenceMike Paige reads the Declaration of Independence with some pointers on what to listen for.2021-07-0110 min
Small Town ScuttlebuttS3:E18 Happy 245th to the USA!Are you sitting down? Good, because you're not going to believe this, this episode is loaded with knowledge! Our very own Mike Paige takes us through a journey back in time to the Revolutionary War days and delights us with the true history that debunks some of the stuff we learned in school. Paul Revere and Sam Adams aren't exactly the guys you've read about. Revolutionary War Trivia, a tangent on breast feeding, and so much more! So let's party and light up those illegal fireworks!2021-07-0130 minSmall Town ScuttlebuttE49: SQUIRT!Father's Day recap. We have another show correction/omission. Summer reading and that spunky acronym. What's up with these silly Kindergarten graduations? Have you ever wanted to take an adult ed. class? Are you pro- or anti-wheelie? More classifieds from Kathe too. Looking to hide from the world and zone out for half an hour? You came to the right place!2021-06-2431 minSmall Town ScuttlebuttE48: Dad Gifts (and Jokes)Happy Father's Day to all the distinguished Kings across the globe! We dish out gifting advice on what dads want and do not want...ever. Rolando Perez, 4th degree Black Belt and owner of Perez Martial Arts hangs out in the Scuttlebutt Dojo and brings his perspective on Dad gifts. He also talks about strengthening life skills through martial arts.2021-06-1730 minSmall Town ScuttlebuttE47: Bring on Summer!Rick, Mike, and Kathe pat themselves on their backs while overzealously announcing their one-year anniversary. They recall fond memories and make predictions about the show. Summer is just about here and plans need to be made now! Beach reading recommendations and Kathe's Classifieds too!2021-06-1031 minSmall Town ScuttlebuttE46: That's a Bad SmileKathe busts out some app that randomly asks questions so we randomly answer them! Is there just one soul mate? Why do women employ a unique process when having their picture taken? Who is your oldest friend? A retirement idea that involves an RV and a network of Wal-Mart parking lots across the U.S. of A. And listener, Wendi Hall delivers her one-minute rant!2021-06-0430 minSmall Town ScuttlebuttE45: Just Go With ItBig talk about small talk. Friggin' hornets on social media? Mall walking, because we all need something to do. Hear our take on pinatas! 2021-05-2730 minSmall Town ScuttlebuttE44: Prime Huntin' Season for Black Flies!Amazon drivers are everywhere, household hacks that will save you time and grief, and finally, we have something positive to look at on Facebook. Also, just when you think you've heard it all, we discover a new low in parenting. And finally, Rick introduces a "Product of the Week" that may quite possibly make black flies extinct by the end of the summer if we all do our civic duty and get one! 2021-05-2048 minSmall Town ScuttlebuttE43: Allergies, Tornados, and Other Regional InconveniencesThe gang debates where is the best place to live in the US. Controversial questions are pondered as what would you rather hold, a tarantula or a scorpion? Rick declares we need to leave our social media groups. Apparently, Mike is a gardener now. 2021-05-1448 minSmall Town ScuttlebuttE42: Those Bad Quarantine Habits Gotta Go!Let's work on self-improvement! First, we acknowledge some bad habits developed during the pandemic. Then, we kick the tires on a game plan to get back to our better selves. Also, bedtime rituals, how to pronounce the names of Pennsylvania towns, and those Amish and their horse carts! 2021-05-0746 minSmall Town ScuttlebuttE41: Very Bad ThingsIt's all bad. From Kathe's Moderna-tude to recalling family vacations with nightmare motel accommodations. But wait! There's more: jobs in college, home meal delivery services, and the senior models they hire for those portable oxygen tank ads. IT'S ALL BAD WE TELL YOU!2021-04-3044 minSmall Town ScuttlebuttE40: Vaxin' and Relaxin' on VacationAn eclectic blend of observational delights! Rick admits he made a mistake, Otis Key explains himself for wrongfully picking Gonzaga to win the March Madness tournament, Mike's wedding party members don't answer the phone and now there's a kid with a new podcast in town.2021-04-2245 minSmall Town ScuttlebuttE39: Comics are (Transgender) People Too!Big interview with Mitzzy Anne Picardo, a former football player and boxer, U.S. Navy retiree, and now a transgender comic. You think growing up in your small town had it's tough moments, wait until you hear what she went through. Nobody can deliver a punchline or a punch in the face while wearing stilletos like Mitzzy! Also, more classifieds and a new segment called, Phone Notes! #transgendercomedian #mitzzyannecomedy #speakoutboston #transgender #transgenderpride #transisbeautiful #transgirl #transwoman #love #transgenderallies #smalltowns #medfield #massachusetts #phonenotes 2021-04-1559 minSmall Town ScuttlebuttE38: Hero or Bully?Is this podcast any good? We're still trying to figure that out. Plus, TV show ideas, guess the cost of stuff found in the classifieds, and a text from an ex! But wait, there's more! MTV's Brett Poirier wants to end bullying and harassment. 2021-04-0849 min