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Nerd CanonTeenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1984)Who eats turtle soup anyway?Thanks to special guests Rick Matthews and Clayton Williams from the Nobody Watches Everything podcast! While you’re here, support the important nerdy work we do for future humans by becoming a patron on https://www.patreon.com/nerdcanonPatrons get exclusive access to full episodes on media that typically falls outside of our normal range, as […]2023-06-1258 min
Nobody Watches EverythingEpisode 67: Train To BusanWE'RE BACK! Sorry for the delay, but life got in the way. But who cares, we've got a new episode for you!2022-12-1751 minNobody Watches EverythingHelium S#!t ShootHey gang, sorry we've been gone but we have a new special episode to make it up to you2022-12-0546 minNobody Watches EverythingS#!T Shoot 8More food talk and also discussions about Korean filmmaking2022-11-1832 minNobody Watches EverythingEpisode 66: Some Like It HotWhat's up dames, and dollfaces. In this weeks episode, Rick and Clayton review the 1959 crossdressing comedy classic, Some Like It Hot. Did we like it at all? Listen and find out.2022-11-1551 minNobody Watches EverythingS#!T Shoot 7We're Back, baby! This weeks shit shoot, we talk about why we missed a week, bad comedy and FMB! listen and enjoy!2022-11-0433 minNobody Watches EverythingEpisode 65: Halloween EndsTwo Words: BBW Beans! That's only gonna make sense to you if you listen to this weeks hilarious episode, as Rick and Clay discuss Halloween Ends. 2022-10-211h 15Nobody Watches EverythingS#!T Shoot 6So....this is a real silly and weird episode for certain reasons, but it should be a fun listen2022-10-1441 minNobody Watches EverythingEpisode 64: Everything Everywhere All At OnceCannonballs, hot dog fingers, laughs, cries, this movie has it all and were gonna talk about it. Join us for this weeks episode as Nobody Watches Everything Everywhere All At Once2022-10-0758 minNobody Watches EverythingS#!T Shoot 5This weeks episode is a doozy. The boys talk about future horror sequels, relatives from the past and the truth about Dr Cosby...2022-09-3034 minNobody Watches EverythingEpisode 63: ChinatownAnd you thought Game of Thrones invented incest! Listen as the boys talk about the 1974 classic, Chinatown. And talk about how much of a scumbag Roman Polanski is!2022-09-231h 00Nobody Watches EverythingS#!T Shoot 4Its another day, another shit shoot for your listening pleasure.2022-09-1641 minNobody Watches EverythingEpisode 62: Annie HallWelcome back nobodies, this week Rick and Clay discuss the 1977 film, Annie Hall. And they also discuss why they hate it so much!2022-09-0957 minNobody Watches EverythingS#!T Shoot 3Another day, another Shit to Shoot. Listen as Rick and Clayton talk about grilling, being fat guys and more2022-09-0259 minNobody Watches EverythingEpisode 61: PreyIf it streams, we can watch it. And watch we did! listen to this weeks episode as we discuss the movie Prey and break down why the Predator is a dick.2022-08-2659 minNobody Watches EverythingS#!t Shoot! 2Welcome back to another mini episode of us just shooting the shit and telling you about our next movie. We're are join by Chris Plummer as we remake Back To the Future and other wild things.2022-08-1935 minNobody Watches EverythingEpisode 60: MorbiusIts Morbin' Time! This week we review the meme of the day, Morbius with our guest, Chris Plumer. Listen as we run down Vampire police codes, the customs of Greece, and what Matt Smith looks like.2022-08-121h 03Nobody Watches EverythingNobody Talks S#!THey, so this is a new change to season 3. We've decided to do mini episodes between our reviews, where we shoot the shit and talk about what our next movie is gonna be. Hope you all enjoy it.2022-08-0532 minNobody Watches EverythingEpisode 59: Animal HouseWe're Back! Season 3 is finally here and were starting with a bang. Listen as we review the movie Animal House and break down one of the most beloved comedy movies of all time. Spoilers...we hate it.2022-07-2958 minNobody Watches EverythingClassic Episode: The Third ManA classic episode about a classic movie? Enjoy this episode about the Third Man while we ramp up for season 3!2022-07-2236 minNobody Watches EverythingClassic Episode: JeruZalemAnother episode from the vault! This week we tackle the terrible zombie flick, JeruZalem. And no, that's not a typo2022-07-1539 minNobody Watches EverythingClassic Episode: DeathgasmAnother classic episode, this time the boys and Shaun Murphy review the horror comedy Deathgasm. If you like metal or dildo fights, this is the episode for you2022-07-0840 min
Nobody Watches EverythingClassic Episode: Dead Poets SocietyWhile you wait for season 3 to start, enjoy this classic episode from our original pod with Shaun Murphy.2022-07-0134 minNobody Watches EverythingNobody Season 3 AnnouncementWhat's up nobodies, todays episode is just the guys hanging out and announcing the theme of the new season. Listen up and enjoy!2022-06-1740 minNobody Watches EverythingEpisode 58: The GameHow do rich people celebrate their birthday? Apparently by ruining their lives and trying to kill themselves. Listen to this weeks episode as Rick and Clay talk about The Game and try to make sense of this overlooked Fincher classic.2022-06-131h 04Nobody Watches EverythingEpisode 57: The Big HitLou Diamond Phillips doing a questionable accent, A assassin whose whole character is he jerks off a lot, and Marky Marky falling in love with a very unfortunately name Asian girl that he kidnaps. If any of that sounds fun to you, your either Clay when he was 10 or a crazy person. listen to this weeks episode as we discuss the 1998 action comedy, The Big Hit2022-06-031h 12Nobody Watches EverythingEpisode 56: CopycatA serial killer is copying serial killers, a detective is hot on the case, and two fat dudes are doing dueling Holly Hunter impressions. This is what you can find on this weeks episode of the pod. Listen as we also discuss in detail the looks of Sigourney Weaver, what the prison system needs to check prisoners mail, and why its so hard to make a southern accent sound smart. 2022-05-271h 07Nobody Watches EverythingEpisode 55: The Long Kiss GoodnightTwo people from opposite worlds, one black and one white, come together to spit out one liners and kick ass. Not only is that the description of this podcast, but its also the description for this weeks movie, "The Long Kiss Goodnight". It's also seems to be the only type of movie Shane Black good make for a decade. 2022-05-201h 04Nobody Watches EverythingEpisode 54: Time BanditWhat happens when you mix, adventure, little people, and Monty Python together? The most boring wacky movie in the world, that's what! Listen as Rick and Clayton discuss the Terry Gilliam "classic" Time Bandits on this weeks episode.2022-05-1359 minNobody Watches EverythingEpisode 53: The NetIdentities stolen, Lives lost, Pizzas order; all these incredible scenarios happen in...THE NET! Listen to Rick, Clayton and their guests Dominic and Sara Luongo (Our Kind of Bad Podcast) try to detangle this absurd web of intrigue, absolutely no suspense, Dennis Miller gaslighting, and floppy discs. 2022-05-061h 21Nobody Watches EverythingEpisode 52: Last Action HeroIn a world where New York City filthy, children are getting robbed in their own homes, and crime is running rampant, its good to know that all it takes is a magic ticket and Arnold Schwarzenegger to make everything ok! This week's episode we tackled the 1993 cult classic Last Action Hero. Rick and Clayton break down this meta masterpiece and also discuss how cool it would be to have a glass eye, and why the mom from Big is kind of a bad person. 2022-04-2957 minNobody Watches EverythingEpisode 51: Empire RecordsWhat do Rex Manning, 90's overload, and a kid named Lucas have in common? Clayton hates all of them and they're all part of this weeks movie; Empire Records. This episode is probably gonna go down as the craziest episode yet, as Rick and Clayton disagree and agree on why Empire Records is the best and worst the 90's has to offer. So if you can get past the audio distortion, you're in for a lot of fun.2022-04-2259 minNobody Watches EverythingEpisode 50: CB4Straight outta Podcast, two crazy Nobodies called Clay and Rick, so get ready cause your going on a funny trip as we discuss the 1993 film, CB4. This episode is pure silliness in the best possible way. So if you've ever wondered what The Craft would be like with X men, if the world would be better if we could slap billionaires, or how skinny is a young Chris Rock, then turn around and eat your big ass biscuit and listen to this weeks episode!2022-04-151h 03Nobody Watches EverythingEpisode 49: The WarriorsHey all you boppers, punks, orphans, and whatever other name you want to go by, you ready to listen to this weeks episode of Nobody Watches Everything? Good, cause we're talking about the 1979 classic The Warriors. Can you dig it? Can You Dig it? CAN YOU DIG IT?!!!!2022-04-081h 09Nobody Watches EverythingEpisode 48: LegendFeast your ears as we enter a time of magic, darkness, and no pants. Listen to this weeks episode as Rick and Clay discuss the 1985 fantasy "epic" Legend and find out how horny both fairies and the devil can be, why you should listen to people when they tell you not to touch wild animals, and why Billy Barty is the biggest name in Hollywood! 2022-04-011h 10Nobody Watches EverythingEpisode 47: MeatballsAre you ready for the summer? Are you ready for the sunshine? Are you ready for this weeks episode of Nobody Watches Everything? This week have none other than our social media maestro Jenn on as she tells us about her love of the movie Meatballs and her hate for spaghetti. 2022-03-251h 16Nobody Watches EverythingEpisode 46: Almost FamousLike classic rock? Like coming of age stories? Like movies about adults having very uncomfortable relationships with teenage kids? If you said yes to any of those, you will love this weeks episode as Rick and Clayton discuss the 2000 film "Almost Famous". The boys get into the psychology of Cameron Crowe, the magic of music and just how awful it is that rockstars seem to love underage girls. 2022-03-181h 14Nobody Watches EverythingEpisode 45: Buffy The Vampire SlayerWhat do Right-wing lunatics, Jerking off in a theater and Ben Affleck having common? They're all things talked about in this weeks episode as we discuss Buffy The Vampire Slayer. Listen as we try to figure out why Donald Sutherland would make this movie and if Kristy Swanson can read, all this and more jokes about dicks on Nobody Watches Everything.2022-03-111h 02Nobody Watches EverythingEpisode 43: Star TrekWe travel the galaxy to bring you a guest that is out of this world. WAKA WAKA! But seriously, this is a great episode because our guest is non other than the Intro Guy himself, Michael Larkin. Listen to us discuss intergalactic racism, which sci fi Zoe Saldana character is hotter, and why JJ Abrams should make more movies about stuff he doesn't care about. All this and more on this weeks episode of Nobody Watches Everything.2022-03-041h 07Nobody Watches EverythingEpisode 42: The Count of Monte CristoWe're rounding off our Alexandre Dumas Trilogy (The Three Musketeers, Disorderlies) with this 2002 "classic", according to Rick, The Count of Monte Cristo! Join us as we discuss Ricks hangover ritual, Luis Guzmán's very interesting accent, and the ultimate betrayal as we find out one of Rick's crushes is sleeping with the enemy! 2022-02-251h 09Nobody Watches EverythingEpisode 41: D2: The Mighty DucksQuack quack quack quack! This weeks episode we have a guest to help us perform the Flying V of podcasting as we talk about the movie D2: The Mighty Ducks with our good friend Shaun Murphy. We get into all the details of how illegal is it to lasso someone on the ice during a hockey game, the surprisingly progressive and offensive nature of the ducks team, and we also talk about Murphy's new comedy special and album that recently dropped called "Neal". So get ready, because its Knuckle Puck time on Nobody Watches Everything!2022-02-181h 02Nobody Watches EverythingEpisode 40: DisorderliesThe Fat Boys are back and you know that their movie is wack HUH HUH HUH HUH! This weeks episode is about Disorderlies and all I can say is "who could have known a movie about a novelty rap group would be bad?" Listen to these fat boys talk about how insane this movie is. From sex perverts, to death, this movie deals with alot of craziness and we make fun of all of it!2022-02-111h 06Nobody Watches EverythingEpisode 39: Top GunWe're heading into the danger zone! This weeks episode will Take Your Breath Away with laughter as we have Rick Hierro of "The Rick H Show" podcast join us to talk about the film Top Gun. So if you've ever wonder if Tom Cruise is tall enough to be a jockey or what a 80's She-Hulk movie was supposed to look like, this is your episode! 2022-02-041h 26Nobody Watches EverythingEpisode 38: The Three MusketeersWarning: This episode contains gratuitous amounts of Sexy Oliver Platt discussions. If that warning excites you, well you're in luck because this episode is a fun one, as Rick and Clayton talk about the 1993 film The Three Musketeers, starring Oliver Platt and some other guys as well. Theres action, romance, and way more cleavage and blood than you would expect from a Disney movie, but its all there and we talk about it all on this weeks episode of Nobody Watches Everything!2022-01-281h 05Nobody Watches EverythingEpisode 37: The FrightenersDoc, Are you telling me you built a horror comedy out of a DeLorean? Wait, wrong Michael J. Fox movie. But this weeks episode is the right MJF movie because it's the often over looked classic from 1996, The Frighteners. Listen to Rick and Clayton mourn the movie career Fox could have, talk about how weird Jake Busey looks, and find out about the new nickname of the drill sergeant from Full Metal Jacket. All this and more on Nobody Watches Everything!2022-01-211h 07Nobody Watches EverythingEpisode 36: Napoleon DynamiteSo what are Rick and Clayton gonna talk about on this weeks episode? Whatever they feel like talking about, gosh! If you couldn't tell by the intro, todays episode of Nobody Watches Everything tackles the oddball classic that is Napoleon Dynamite. The guys tackle the casual racism of Wes Anderson films, the joy of seeing a person get hit in the face with a steak, and what were they drinking in that Future Farmers of America scene. This is definitely a must listen to episode. (Side-note, Ricks audio is a little blown out in the beginning of the episode...2022-01-141h 06Nobody Watches EverythingEpisode 35: The ExorcistWe're starting the new year on a strong note with this weeks episode. After mentioning it a lot in our other horror episodes, we've finally tackled The Exorcist and boy is this a good episode. Its got theories, and cursing and talks of why you should be nicer to Linda Blair. The power of Christ compels you to listen to this episode!2022-01-071h 00Nobody Watches EverythingBonus Episode: A Christmas Kiss 2Happy Holidays and end of the year from Nobody Watches Everything, and because of our busy schedules, we're giving you a throwback episode of our old podcast. But don't worry, we will be back next week with our review of The Exorcist, so enjoy this special episode.2021-12-3144 minNobody Watches EverythingEpisode 34: The Boondock SaintsThe year is 1999. The world is in fear of Y2K, Britney Spears is at the top of the charts, and writer/ director named Troy Duffy decides to give a whole generation of toxic dudes their favorite movie. So put on your best blue jeans and peacoat, grab a Coke and join Rick and Clayton as they discuss Willem Dafoe's lengthy talents and why The Boondocks Saints is the most homophobic yet homoerotic film of our time. All this and a whole lot more on a very special Christmas Eve edition of Nobody Watches Everything2021-12-241h 11Nobody Watches EverythingEpisode 33: AngusWho would have thought a comedy about boners, breaking a jock's nose, and getting into a fancy science high school, would be such a tearjerker? Listen as Rick and Clayton break down and open up about their teenage selves and how much of a emotional rollercoaster the movie Angus is on this weeks episode of Nobody Watches Everything.2021-12-191h 07Nobody Watches EverythingEpisode 32: American PieDust off your JNCOs, reverse that forwards cap and get the pizza rolls ready, because were going back to the year 1999 and discussing the seminal (haha, semin) teen sex comedy classic, American Pie. Listen to Rick and Clayton discuss the best parts of the 90's and also how many crimes one Jason Biggs can be convicted off. All this and so much more on this episode of Nobody Watches Everything!2021-12-101h 06Nobody Watches EverythingEpisode 31: BloodsportEver wanted to hear bout a guy meditate while doing the splits? Or a Asian man with the body of a 80's wrestler? Or what about Forrest Whitaker enjoying a nice sushi meal? Well you don't have to enter the Kumite to experience all those wonders; Just listen to this weeks episode of Nobody Watches Everything and enjoy as Rick and Clayton try to comprehend the magic that is "BloodSport"!2021-12-031h 04Nobody Watches EverythingEpisode 30: ClerksWe weren't supposed to be here today! Wait a minute, yes we were and we are! Today's episode is a fun one, as Rick and Clay discuss getting older, the new Hollywood blockbuster they're writing, and the boner caused existential questions this week's movie is asking. So unlock the stores of your mind and make sure to bring some more balls as we dive into the Kevin Smith classic, "Clerks".2021-11-261h 06Nobody Watches EverythingEpisode 29: InsidiousNobody Watches Everything is back with a new format and a new episode! Listen as Rick and Clay disagree on whether this weeks movie, Insidious, is scary or not. Also, listen to them agree about how much they don't care for Patrick Wilson! Also Also, listen to them run dow the career of James Wan. Did we mention that Patrick Wilson isn't cool? Well if we didn't, we're telling you now! Anyways, enjoy this weeks episode and as always "no more Patrick Wilson".2021-11-1951 minNobody Watches EverythingNobody Is Back!Hey gang, sorry for the long wait, but the boys are back! Listen as Rick and Clayton explain why they've been gone and also why watching random movies may not have been the best idea for the brain.2021-11-1229 minNobody Watches EverythingBonus Episode: Three Nothings Watch Mostly Ghostly.Hey, so this is a special episode of the podcast this week because were bad at our jobs but want to give you a pod to listen to. This is the first episode from the original version of this podcast that we did with our friend Shaun Murphy (Maniac episode, In The Hunt Podcast). Its rough, but its a lot of fun and it will explain some of the inside jokes we have in the regular pod. Enjoy.2021-07-2343 minNobody Watches EverythingEpisode 28: A Nightmare On Elm StreetSorry for this episode being late, Rick and Clayton haven't been sleeping out of fear of...FREDDY KRUEGER! Actually its because they forgot to post it, which is just as scary, but its here now and its a good one. So enjoy this weeks episode as the boys tackle such topics as covid fear, our first slasher movies, Clayton's secret family lineage, Bo Burnham and of course A Nightmare On Elm Street. 2021-07-111h 06Nobody Watches EverythingEpisode 27: Mystery MenRandy Travis' health, Netflix movies about sleeping saving the human race, Brad Pitt speaking in a Jamaican accent . What do these things all have in common? They're way more interesting to talk about than this weeks movie, Mystery Men. Listen as Rick and Clayton spend most of this review talking about everything but Mystery Men on this weeks episode of Nobody Watches Everything!2021-06-2557 minNobody Watches EverythingEpisode 26: Van WilderThe year is 2002, America is just getting over a national tragedy (The Wedding Planner) and a young Rick and Clayton are enjoying a raunchy Ryan Reynolds comedy. The year is 2021 and a older Rick and Clayton realize just how dumb their younger selves were. Join us as we give it the old college try by wading through all the horrible "humor" of Van Wilder and discuss our favorite overweight rappers on this weeks episode of Nobody Watches Everything!2021-06-1859 minNobody Watches EverythingEpisode 25: The Darkest HourA wise man once said "In Russia, movie watches you!" boy, do Rick and Clayton wish that was true so that they didn't have to watch this weeks movie. Listen to the duo as the try to explain the mess that is The Darkest Hour and also try to explain their weeks long absence . All this and more in the latest episode of Nobody Watches Everything.2021-06-1154 minNobody Watches EverythingEpisode 13: ShowdownHey guys! Remember that amazing Karate Kid reboot that took the world by storm? Oh, we don't mean Cobra-Kai, oh no. We mean Showdown, the 1993 film that took it to the limit! Sit down with your 2 favorite masochistic movie men(Patent pending) and get down with one of our favorites so far! Starring Christine Taylor and a big black guy(listen and you'll get it)2021-05-1752 minNobody Watches EverythingEpisode 14: Tooth Fairy(2019)Well, its episode 15, and Clayton and Rick have officially watched their worst movie. Not only for the podcast, but quite possibly in their entire lives. They dig right into Tooth Fairy, which if you haven't seen it, combines all the horror of an episode of Tales from the Crypt you barely watched because you were too excited that Real Sex was on next, and that time you saw your grandma's boobs by accident. So we're trying to say that it isn't scary, it doesn't make sense, and you wish you would have closed your eyes the whole time. 2021-05-1740 minNobody Watches EverythingEpisode 24: You've Got MailWelcome! You've Got Mail!
Goodbye.
These are the sounds that remind us of a simpler time. A time when email meant not using the phone. A time when ASL meant more than sign language. And a time when Meg Ryan was relevant, and Tom Hanks was still just being used because he was cute as a button. Sit back, relax, and try not to spill any Orbitz drink on my Baja jacket. 2021-05-1752 minNobody Watches EverythingEpisode 23: The CanalIn this weeks episode, Rick and Clayton talk about Rick's former career as Eden, NY's premier gangster rapper. They also talk about this movie a little, which is the film equivalent of mixing all of the pop together at a Burger King. Tune in and get your britches hitched up, because it's time for The Canal!! *Disclaimer, zombie labia will be discussed in much detail. 2021-05-0758 minNobody Watches EverythingEpisode 22: KilljoyYou ever wondered what it would be like if the kids in "IT" were replaced by rapping gang members and Pennywise looked like Pippy Longstockings? If so, you're very weird but also in luck because this week's movie has all that and more! Strap in as Rick, Clayton and their special guest try to wrap their minds around the insanity that is "Killjoy"2021-04-3050 minNobody Watches EverythingEpisode 21: Deuces WildThe 1950's, where men were boys, and boys were men. And 35 year old actors play kids, and also play old people. And when if you played a doo-wop song, someone starts a narrative. It was a time to be alive. Or, you could watch this movie and wish for a time when movies aren't horrible. 2021-04-231h 01Nobody Watches EverythingEpisode 20: Cape FearWhat happens when a bunch of Hollywood A-List heavy hitters do peyote and take a southern vacation? Cape Fear is what you get, and sister, you better bring some baby wipes because things are gonna get greasy! Sit down with Rick and Clayton and learn a thing or 2 about film, burps, our new staff member, and why The Simpsons always get it right.
2021-04-161h 00Nobody Watches EverythingEpisode 19: Blade:TrinityWhat happens when the star of your action franchise decides not to show up? You get the cinematic train wreck known as Blade: Trinity. Sit back and enjoy as we discuss why black actors don't age and what music is best for vampire hunting (spoiler alert: its trip hop) on this weeks episode of Nobody Watches Everything!2021-04-0959 minNobody Watches EverythingLIVE EPISODE 2: Return to Savage BeachThe boys put on their best suits(swim suits) and head back to the beach in our 2nd live episode! Be the first to hear it!!(the live show was not well attended)2021-04-031h 01Nobody Watches EverythingEpisode 18: ManiacBoys, put your pants on, cause this week we've got company! Shaun Murphy joins the crew today as our special guest, and they talk about all the things! When they had a trial run of this very podcast together, all the good times, the bad. The horrible movies they had to watch together, and the one they had to watch this week. Hold on to your exploding and exploited heads, cause this week is a heater!2021-03-2655 minNobody Watches EverythingEpisode 17: Dedd BrothersThe war is over! Clayton and Rick have come back to peaceful times, bound by their mutual hate for the movie Dedd Brothers. They dove into this baby head first, and it did not disappoint to disappoint. Sit in, because the boys have some big news too!2021-03-1951 minNobody Watches EverythingEpisode 16: The DomesticsEveryone, it's our first fight. Rick and Clayton have been on the same page, more or less, for 16 episodes. This is their first dispute. and it's a Domestic one, because this movie is called The Domestics. Get it? Strap in, cause this episode goes into extra innings. Hope you love us
2021-03-121h 06Nobody Watches EverythingEpisode 15: KIller BarbysIn this weeks episode, Clayton and Rick do a second dive into the world of Spanish Horror, with some very different yet similar results. Killer Barbys is a Troma-esque horror film starring a punk band with a really cool song. And they let you know by playing it 100 times, and Rick never once got sick of it, due to love. Sit back and relax, as we once again learn why you shouldn't have awful voice actors, or have little people playing kids. Enjoy!!!2021-03-0546 minNobody Watches EverythingEpisode 12: BloodrunnersWhores .Vampires. Bootleggers. Speakeasys. Crooked Cops. Slow Motion Boobs. If you read that, than you already know our movie this week is Bloodrunners! A film made for and possibly by Nobody at all. We hope you enjoy this podcast, because Rick and Clayton love you. So we do the dirty, so you get the goods. 2021-02-0546 minNobody Watches EverythingEpisode 11: Teacher Of The YearWe're BACK! After an amazing time filming our live episode, we are back in our respective studios(Bunkers) to record our long awaited episode for the 2014 Classic film, Teacher of the Year. If you missed this movie, its because you were busy watching movies that were probably good! Rick and Clayton talk about all of the important things. Like what other good movies you can see this cast in, that aren't this movie. Blame the Bills' loss on their surly mood, or you could blame how easy it is to make a horrible movie. Or blame yourselves, because we...2021-01-2941 minNobody Watches EverythingLive Episode: Savage BeachIf you guys knew what was good for you, you would have watched our live episode, LIVE, and on Youtube. But you didn't, and now who's silly. You, thats who. But, lucky for you Rick and Clayton love you very much, and have put the episode up for you to enjoy! Now, the audio is shoddy, but its worth it!2021-01-2259 minNobody Watches EverythingBIG LIVE SHOW PREGAMEClayton and Rick are recording a LIVE EPISODE TONIGHT (01/15/21) And this is the ramp up! We are pumped, and Rick is excited about so many things he forgets everything at once. The movie for tonight is SAVAGE BEACH, and it looks like the kind of movie you stayed up late to watch at your cousins house when it came on at 1am on The Movie Channel and Joe Bob Briggs said it had a boob or 12. So watch us live from the comfort of your homes for FREE!!2021-01-1515 minNobody Watches EverythingEpisode 10: Wild HogsSons of Anarchy it is not. But strap up and get ready, because your favorite Nobodys really let loose on this baby! Rick comes out as a constant reader of Stephen King, Clayton is ready to pick a fight with Tim Allen, and maybe we started a new crusade? Tune in kids! We love you. Don't forget to follow, subscribe, rate, share, kiss. 2021-01-0842 minNobody Watches EverythingEpisode 9: Avengers EndgameHAPPY NEW YEAR!! Big things are happening right here. It's episode 10! 2020 is OVER!! And we watched and talked about the biggest movie of all time, AVENGERS ENDGAME!! We go over all the bits, the underbelly, the giblets, and even apologize for Shia LeBeouf. How do we get there? Gotta listen to find out, our little kittens!2021-01-0146 minNobody Watches EverythingEpisode 8: The Wedding PlannerHappy Friday, Nobodys! Rick and Clayton sit down and decide if Jennifer Lopez, you know, J Lo, can pull off being italian. It's time to figure out how to go back in time to 2001 and kill it as a baby. This week it's The Wedding Planner. Don't watch the movie first. Just saying. 2020-12-1835 minNobody Watches EverythingEpisode 7: The InfluenceOn this weeks episode, Rick is still dying of Covid-19. Also, Clayton and Rick take their first trip into a foreign film, and they are classier for it. The movie this week is The Influence, and its scary how much they might have actually liked a movie! Tune in to hear about all sorts of fancy things, notably how they both have a very real, and very deserved fear of Faruza Baulk. Don't forget to like and subscribe, ya nobodys!2020-12-1137 minNobody Watches EverythingEpisode 6: When Nature CallsAlllllrighty Then! The boys sit down and watch the classic motion picture Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls! And things are discussed. We also learn that Rick is cursed, that someone in Hollywood might have a forced animal sex fetish, and we got a SONG!! So much happening, and we are glad you are there to share it with us. So, without further ado....2020-12-0432 minNobody Watches EverythingEpisode 5: Passport to ParisIn this weeks episode, Rick and Clayton tempt the Olsen gods. Well, Rick does, and Clayton is just along for the ride. The boys sat down and watched Passport To Paris, a film starring the Twins Olsen, and they have some shit to get off their chest about, as always. They talk about international politics, corporate structure, and the invention of file sharing. Sort of. Tune in, stuff your shorts, and lets get down to it!2020-11-2838 minNobody Watches EverythingEpisode 4: Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost ArkWe've got a super-sized episode because we've got a super-sized movie! The boys hit the jackpot this week when they got a hookup from the universe with one of the most famous movies of all time, Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark! See what Rick and Clayton sound like when they actually enjoy a movie, and find out if John Williams files a restraining order because of all the staning. Stan-ing? We're getting old guys!2020-11-2041 minNobody Watches EverythingEpisode 3: WendigoRick and Clayton once again are here for you. And this time the fates of the universe gave them Wendigo to watch. And watch they did! And enjoy it they did not! "Why?" You ask. Well, watch yourself before you listen. Or skip it completely, and sit back and relax with your favorite brand of bath salts, and let the rhythm take you. Cause its gonna get ya. Get ready for Episode 3: WENDIGO2020-11-1333 minNobody Watches EverythingEpisode 2: Honor and GloryHere we go again! The boys got to sit down this week and watch a good ol' fashion kung-fu film called Honor And Glory. They had some opinions, and they are definitive. Between an Eddie Murphy Look-Alike, a villain that could be Roid Rage Steve Carell, or maybe a new Trump brother. Either way, wow. Honor and Glory? We'll see...2020-11-0634 minNobody Watches EverythingEpisode 1: Dust UpWell, this is it, the first episode! Rick and Clayton are off to the races, and they sure do have a lot to talk about with this film, Dust Up. They got hit with a real DOOZY of a movie, and punches will not be pulled in this Dojo! Tune in nobodys, and feel what they felt! Want the full experience? Go ahead and watch Dust Up, on Amazon Prime Video, then follow along with Clayton and Rick! 2020-10-3028 minNobody Watches EverythingTeaser TrailerLet's call this an introduction. A little sneak peak of what's to come. A teaser trailer, that gives you the gist, without any of the sexy footage. It's nice to meet you, and this is going to go places. Listen with love. 7fffs2STLOPQ4o55KplF2020-10-2609 min