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Cripple ThreatGirl in the Picture (2022)This week we talk about The Girl in The Picture, a true crime documentary with barely any connection to disability according to Tony. We also discuss the complications of breathing with SMA, our routines for cleaning power chairs, and long road trips in Northwestern Ontario.
A special thanks to our Power Chair Patrons: Michael Cumming, Meghan Walsh, Kyle Hanna, Riley Byrne, Andrew Gurza and cjoudas.
Find out more at http://cripplethreatpodcast.com2022-07-211h 18Cripple Threat[TV] House S04E03Today we watched an episode of House where the eponymous doctor fails to treat a man with SMA. We also talk about disposing of old mobility devices, the menace of Canadian geese, using disability as a plot device for diagnostic mystery, and some rules for recognizing bad dialogue.
A special thanks to our Power Chair Patrons: Michael Cumming, Meghan Walsh, Kyle Hanna, Riley Byrne, Andrew Gurza and cjoudas.
Find out more at http://cripplethreatpodcast.com2022-07-071h 31Cripple ThreatLiar Liar (1997)Today we watched Liar Liar, a film where Jim Carrey is dubiously disabled because he plays a lawyer who suddenly cannot lie, and is therefore unable to function. We also discuss being stranded in the rain with a power chair, the risk of running over a tube of toothpaste, and times we've accidentally injured ourselves under absurd circumstances.
A special thanks to our Power Chair Patrons: Michael Cumming, Meghan Walsh, Kyle Hanna, Riley Byrne, Andrew Gurza and cjoudas.
Find out more at http://cripplethreatpodcast.com2022-06-301h 42Cripple Threat[TV] Extras (S01E03)Today we watched an episode of BBC Extras where Ricky Gervais meets (and reacts poorly to) the sibling of an acting colleague with cerebral palsy. We also discuss the appealing horror elements of Stranger Things, Tony's ongoing friendship with a sommelier, the rarity of good cringe humour involving disability, the dueling impulses of many high profile comedians, and buying new bed sheets.
A special thanks to our Power Chair Patrons: Michael Cumming, Meghan Walsh, Kyle Hanna, Riley Byrne, Andrew Gurza and cjoudas.
Find out more at http://cripplethreatpodcast.com2022-06-231h 36Cripple ThreatMorbius (2022)Today we watched Morbius, a bad vampire movie in which Jared Leto fails to walk with forearm crutches. We also talk about the timber of Tony's voice, what it means to be busy with a disability, the hackneyed motivations of fictional wheelie characters, and riding in golf carts.
A special thanks to our Power Chair Patrons: Michael Cumming, Meghan Walsh, Kyle Hanna, Riley Byrne, Andrew Gurza and cjoudas.
Find out more at http://cripplethreatpodcast.com2022-06-161h 15Cripple ThreatBenny & Joon (1993)Today we watched Benny & Joon, a whimsical comedy about a mentally ill young woman who pursues Johnny Depp while her brother resists the pressure to place her in a group home. We also discuss coping mechanisms for insomnia, the able bodied misconception that disability is reprieve from responsibility, Jamie destroying his mother's kitchen floor, and the utter cruelty of tickling a wheelie.
A special thanks to our Power Chair Patrons: Michael Cumming, Meghan Walsh, Kyle Hanna, Riley Byrne, Andrew Gurza and cjoudas.
Find out more at http://cripplethreatpodcast.com2022-06-091h 25Cripple ThreatThe Princess Bride (1987)Today we chat with California based psychotherapist and fellow wheelie Mike MacLafferty (@archetypal_wellness) about The Princess Bride, a charming and essential comedy about a heroic farmboy who fights to rescue his true love from an evil king, all while spending much of the film in a state of significant paralysis. We also talk about how our disabilities inform and enhance our day jobs, being left alone during complex transfers, self-consciousness on the dance floor, the rarity of physical comedy involving disabled characters, and the benefits of 7-foot attendants.
A special thanks to our Power Chair Patrons...2022-06-021h 41Cripple ThreatAnimatrix (2003)Today we watched World Record, a short film about a competing Olympic sprinter who pushes his body to the point of disability and escapes the Matrix. We also daydream about starting our own wheelie uber, and about becoming disabled Neo.
A special thanks to our Power Chair Patrons: Michael Cumming, Meghan Walsh, Kyle Hanna, Riley Byrne, Andrew Gurza and cjoudas.
Find out more at http://cripplethreatpodcast.com2022-05-261h 27Cripple ThreatIan, a moving story (Short 2018)Today we watched Ian, a short film about a young boy with cerebral palsy who longs to play with his peers during recess. We also discuss the inaccessibility of comedy clubs, times we got detention in primary school, Tony's career as a milkman, expensive robot vacuums, and cheese theft.
A special thanks to our Power Chair Patrons: Michael Cumming, Meghan Walsh, Kyle Hanna, Riley Byrne, Andrew Gurza and cjoudas.
Find out more at http://cripplethreatpodcast.com2022-05-191h 18Cripple ThreatMaureen (Jamie's mom)Today Tony interviews Jamie's mom for Mother's Day. With a list of questions from our Power Chair Patrons in hand, they talk about raising children with disabilities, travelling, movies, and cheesecake recipes.
A special thanks to our Power Chair Patrons: Michael Cumming, Meghan Walsh, Kyle Hanna, Riley Byrne, Andrew Gurza and cjoudas.
Find out more at http://cripplethreatpodcast.com2022-05-121h 31Cripple ThreatDon't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot (2018)Today we watched Joaquin Phoenix in an admittedly good biopic about a comic illustrator with an acquired disability called Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far On Foot. We also discuss childhood home videos, the fiscal trap of disability support programs, disrespectful power chair technicians, the rarity of physical stuntwork in wheelie movies, and our favourite teachers in highschool.
A special thanks to our Power Chair Patrons: Michael Cumming, Meghan Walsh, Kyle Hanna, Riley Byrne, Andrew Gurza and cjoudas.
Find out more at http://cripplethreatpodcast.com2022-05-051h 31Cripple ThreatThe Butterfly Effect (2004)Today we watched The Butterfly Effect, an embarrassing puzzle film with Ashton Kutcher that invokes every offensive disabled stereotype in the worst way possible. We also talk about house visits from veterinarians, the fine motor inaccessibility of Sonic games, Jamie's fear of living independently again, and the challenges of grabbing granola bars with bad prosthetics.
A special thanks to our Power Chair Patrons: Michael Cumming, Meghan Walsh, Kyle Hanna, Riley Byrne, Andrew Gurza and cjoudas.
Find out more at http://cripplethreatpodcast.com2022-04-281h 14Cripple ThreatMommy Dead and Dearest (2017)Today we are joined by hilarious fellow podcaster / comedian Jessica Coyle to discuss "Mommy Dead and Dearest", a true crime documentary about a psychopathic mom who convinces everyone that her daughter is disabled for nearly two decades. We also talk about our favourite comedians, the tenants of good improv, Jessica's impressive array of voices, the prevalence of helicopter wheelie parents, the persuasive power of performed disability, effective pickup lines for Tony, and Jamie's resentment of winter cardio.
A special thanks to our Power Chair Patrons: Michael Cumming, Meghan Walsh, Kyle Hanna, Riley Byrne, and Catherine Jewett.
2022-04-211h 49Cripple ThreatGift TshumaToday we chat with activist and musician Gift Tshuma about a variety of fun topics, including: strategies for disabled travel, setting proper boundaries and care standards with new attendants, the value of keeping one’s disability diagnosis private, and how to navigate invasive able bodied curiosity on first dates.
Get in touch with Gift on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram !
A special thanks to our Power Chair Patrons: Michael Cumming, Meghan Walsh, Kyle Hanna & Riley Byrne.
Find out more at http://cripplethreatpodcast.com2022-04-141h 01Cripple ThreatFrank (2014)Today we watched Frank, a film about a talented musician that chronically covers his face with a paper mache mask.
We also discuss how to maintain boundaries when addressing disability with new friends, the fun of watching non-wheelie movies through a disabled lens, Tony getting concussed in gym class, how to make jokes at a funeral, and befriending our student support people in highschool.
A special thanks to our Power Chair Patrons: Michael Cumming, Meghan Walsh, Kyle Hanna & Riley Byrne.
Find out more at http://cripplethreatpodcast.com2022-04-0700 minCripple ThreatThe Dress (Short 2020)Today we watched The Dress, a harrowing short film about a motel maid with dwarfism who goes on a bad date with a client. We also discuss bad accessible bathroom solutions, disabled dating show ideas, and how to identify badly written wheelie grief.
A special thanks to our Power Chair Patrons: Michael Cumming, Meghan Walsh, Kyle Hanna & Riley Byrne.
Find out more at http://cripplethreatpodcast.com2022-03-311h 29Cripple ThreatForgive Us Our Trespasses (Short 2022)Today we watched Forgive Us our Trespasses, a short film about a young boy with a prosthetic arm who runs from a Nazi officer hunting down disabled people in pre-war Germany. We also discuss our remedies for low moods, differences in our social lives growing up, and the importance of banality in the villains of disabled stories.
A special thanks to our Power Chair Patrons: Michael Cumming, Meghan Walsh, Kyle Hanna & Riley Byrne.
Find out more at http://cripplethreatpodcast.com2022-03-241h 07Cripple ThreatParalympics Winter 2022Today Tony made Jamie watch sports, specifically a half dozen events from Paralympics 2022. We also discuss attendants with bad boundaries, Jamie's praise for the latest Spiderman, the significance of inclusive competition, and Being Tony Soprano.
A special thanks to our Power Chair Patrons: Michael Cumming, Meghan Walsh, Kyle Hanna & Riley Byrne.
Find out more at http://cripplethreatpodcast.com2022-03-171h 51Cripple Threat[TV] Simpsons (S07E07)Today we watched an episode of the Simpsons where Homer becomes disabled to get permission to work from home. We also discuss the pressure on wheelies to create their own accessible spaces, what makes long-running comedies timeless, and our ongoing frustration with "disabled costumes".
A special thanks to our Power Chair Patrons: Michael Cumming, Meghan Walsh, Kyle Hanna & Riley Byrne.
Find out more at http://cripplethreatpodcast.com2022-03-101h 27Cripple Threat[TV] Black Mirror (S03E04)Today we watched San Junpero, a single episode of the anthology Black Mirror, where a quadriplegic wheelie falls in love inside a VR simulation of 1980s nightlife. We also discuss Tony's childhood painting career, disabled roommate challenges in university, and our frustrations with fictional portraits of crippled romantic inexperience.
A special thanks to our Power Chair Patrons: Michael Cumming, Meghan Walsh, Kyle Hanna & Riley Byrne.
Find out more at http://cripplethreatpodcast.com2022-03-031h 41Cripple ThreatYou're Not You (2014)Today we watched You're Not You, a by-the-numbers wheelie movie where Hilary Swank is diagnosed with ALS and befriends a dysfunctional young attendant who aids her through the ensuing health and marital troubles. We also discuss the tenets of a thorough assisted shower, the conspicuous absence of disabled life gurus, and the annoying Hollywood assumption that disabled lives are sexless and unproductive.
A special thanks to our Power Chair Patrons: Michael Cumming, Meghan Walsh, Kyle Hanna & Riley Byrne.
Find out more at http://cripplethreatpodcast.com2022-02-241h 41Cripple Threat[TV] The Witcher (Season 1) (with George Parker)Today we were joined by writer, poet, and fellow podcast host George Parker to discuss the first season of The Witcher. We discuss the implication of asking disabled people how they are doing, magical disabilities, and the pros and cons of having Donald Trump sit on your face daily.
You can check out George's work at www.agparker.co.uk
Also, a special thanks to our Power Chair Patrons: Michael Cumming, Meghan Walsh, Kyle Hanna & Riley Byrne.
Find out more at http://cripplethreatpodcast.com2022-02-171h 49Cripple ThreatMurderball (2005)Today we watched Murderball, a documentary about two rival Paralympic rugby teams that use weaponized wheelchairs out of mad max. We also discuss our unfinished master's degrees, Tony's floor hockey league, the ongoing novelty of disabled parents, and Jamie's problem with the Jackass crew.
Thank you to our Power Chair Patrons: Michael Cumming, Meghan Walsh, Kyle Hanna & Riley Byrne.
Find out more at http://cripplethreatpodcast.com2022-02-102h 03Cripple Threat[TV] FrasierToday we watched a handful of episodes from Frasier and saw plenty of ableism in the treatment of the series' patriarch, Martin Crane. We also discussed the impact of the freedom convoy on Tony's morning care routine, our mutual indifference toward scrambled eggs, Jamie's fear of judgemental physiotherapists, and the compromise between aesthetics and accessibility in disabled living spaces.
Thank you to our Power Chair Patrons: Michael Cumming, Meghan Walsh, Kyle Hanna & Riley Byrne.
Find out more at http://cripplethreatpodcast.com2022-02-031h 34
Flock of SeagalsReindeer Games (2000) - Ben Affleck, Charlize Theron, Gary SiniseIt's December, which means we have an excuse to watch movies that people say are Christmas movies, but aren't actually Christmas movies. And we're starting with the action film everyone always insists is a Christmas movie, Reindeer Games. Featuring Ben Affleck's eyebrows, Sinise at his most Sinisiest, and Theron giving more depth to her character than she deserves, this case of mistaken identity is one for the ages.
As always, this episode is edited and produced by Riley's podcasting company Podigy, who have put out a Complete Guide to Podcast Editing which will get your podcast sounding...2017-12-101h 16
Flock of SeagalsReindeer Games (2000) - Ben Affleck, Charlize Theron, Gary SiniseIt's December, which means we have an excuse to watch movies that people say are Christmas movies, but aren't actually Christmas movies. And we're starting with the action film everyone always insists is a Christmas movie, Reindeer Games. Featuring Ben Affleck's eyebrows, Sinise at his most Sinisiest, and Theron giving more depth to her character than she deserves, this case of mistaken identity is one for the ages.
As always, this episode is edited and produced by Riley's podcasting company Podigy, who have put out a Complete Guide to Podcast Editing which will get your podcast sounding...2017-12-101h 16
Flock of SeagalsArmy of One (2016) Nicolas Cage, Russell BrandIt is the joy of every movie podcast to finally get to do a Nicolas Cage film. When the synopsis of the film is Cage is a man who is on a mission from God to hunt down Bin Laden, you become even more excited. Everything is primed for something to go gloriously wrong. And it does. It’s horrible. Not in a fun way.
As always, this episode is edited and produced by Riley's podcasting company Podigy, who have put out a Complete Guide to Podcast Editing which will get your podcast sounding phenomenal for free!...2017-11-121h 06Flock of SeagalsArmy of One (2016) Nicolas Cage, Russell BrandIt is the joy of every movie podcast to finally get to do a Nicolas Cage film. When the synopsis of the film is Cage is a man who is on a mission from God to hunt down Bin Laden, you become even more excited. Everything is primed for something to go gloriously wrong. And it does. It’s horrible. Not in a fun way.
As always, this episode is edited and produced by Riley's podcasting company Podigy, who have put out a Complete Guide to Podcast Editing which will get your podcast sounding phenomenal for free!...2017-11-121h 06Flock of SeagalsThe Assignment (2016) Sigourney Weaver, Michelle Rodriguez, Tony ShalhoubFlock of Seagals is changing things up.
We've done 12 episodes of FoS that we're immensely proud of, that we did without the knowledge of the recent allegations against Steven Seagal. In light of these new accusations, and learning the full breadth of what they encompass, we've decided we're not gonna give him any more publicity, however small it might have been.
However, we're keeping our RSS feed and our name for the time being, and we are still going to do what we do best on this podcast: seek out the most ill conceived and...2017-10-281h 14
Flock of SeagalsThe Assignment (2016) Sigourney Weaver, Michelle Rodriguez, Tony ShalhoubFlock of Seagals is changing things up.
We've done 12 episodes of FoS that we're immensely proud of, that we did without the knowledge of the recent allegations against Steven Seagal. In light of these new accusations, and learning the full breadth of what they encompass, we've decided we're not gonna give him any more publicity, however small it might have been.
However, we're keeping our RSS feed and our name for the time being, and we are still going to do what we do best on this podcast: seek out the most ill conceived and...2017-10-281h 14Flock of SeagalsPistol WhippedPistol Whipped is a film the way Totino’s Pizza Rolls are calzones. There are recognizable shapes and textures, it seems vaguely familiar to something you’ve enjoyed before, but ultimately you’re left feeling empty inside. With Totino’s all you need to do is rip open another pack, but there is nothing to fill the void Pistol Whipped will leave in you.
This isn’t to say there isn’t a lot going on. In many ways, the story mirrors that of Ant Man: a man down on his luck has his vices exploited by a wealthy bu...2017-10-131h 32
Flock of SeagalsPistol WhippedPistol Whipped is a film the way Totino’s Pizza Rolls are calzones. There are recognizable shapes and textures, it seems vaguely familiar to something you’ve enjoyed before, but ultimately you’re left feeling empty inside. With Totino’s all you need to do is rip open another pack, but there is nothing to fill the void Pistol Whipped will leave in you.
This isn’t to say there isn’t a lot going on. In many ways, the story mirrors that of Ant Man: a man down on his luck has his vices exploited by a wealthy bu...2017-10-131h 32
Flock of SeagalsOut for JusticeThis week Dan, Tony and Riley go back to the days when a cop could get clearance and a shotgun from his lieutenant to go kill William Forsythe. Simpler times indeed. They dive into the crack epidemic, the lack of “beefy boy” fights in modern cinema and Chekov’s garbage puppy. They also discuss the legendary pants accident Seagal allegedly suffered on set. This also marks one of the best shot Seagal films, with a 1991 budget of $14 million, which in today’s dollars is much more than what his films cost to shoot today, because it’s more in 1991 dollars as...2017-10-0156 minFlock of SeagalsOut for JusticeThis week Dan, Tony and Riley go back to the days when a cop could get clearance and a shotgun from his lieutenant to go kill William Forsythe. Simpler times indeed. They dive into the crack epidemic, the lack of “beefy boy” fights in modern cinema and Chekov’s garbage puppy. They also discuss the legendary pants accident Seagal allegedly suffered on set. This also marks one of the best shot Seagal films, with a 1991 budget of $14 million, which in today’s dollars is much more than what his films cost to shoot today, because it’s more in 1991 dollars as...2017-10-0156 min
Flock of SeagalsThe Perfect Weapon AnalysisThis week is a doozy: 2016's The Perfect Weapon, where Seagal plays Dictator of America in 2029. We've made a lot of comparisons to Trump in the past, but this is terrifyingly real. Anyways! The film is available to rent on a lot of major platforms for a very reasonable price, and is well worth it!
As always, this episode is edited and produced by Riley's podcasting company Podigy, who have put out a Complete Guide to Podcast Editing which will get your podcast sounding phenomenal for free!
Or if you want us to take your...2017-09-171h 02Flock of SeagalsThe Perfect Weapon AnalysisThis week is a doozy: 2016's The Perfect Weapon, where Seagal plays Dictator of America in 2029. We've made a lot of comparisons to Trump in the past, but this is terrifyingly real. Anyways! The film is available to rent on a lot of major platforms for a very reasonable price, and is well worth it!
As always, this episode is edited and produced by Riley's podcasting company Podigy, who have put out a Complete Guide to Podcast Editing which will get your podcast sounding phenomenal for free!
Or if you want us to take your...2017-09-171h 02
Flock of SeagalsThe Perfect Weapon Commentary TrackAnnouncement: Flock of Seagals is now going weekly! You in no way demanded it and now it is a reality!
Here's how things are gonna go down: We noticed that a lot of our episodes were going over the time it would take to watch the movie, so we decided to start doing commentary tracks for the films the first week, so you'll have a chance to watch the movie with us, and then have the discussion on the film the second week. So same number of films, just twice the time with them. It satisfies our...2017-09-091h 25Flock of SeagalsThe Perfect Weapon Commentary TrackAnnouncement: Flock of Seagals is now going weekly! You in no way demanded it and now it is a reality!
Here's how things are gonna go down: We noticed that a lot of our episodes were going over the time it would take to watch the movie, so we decided to start doing commentary tracks for the films the first week, so you'll have a chance to watch the movie with us, and then have the discussion on the film the second week. So same number of films, just twice the time with them. It satisfies our...2017-09-091h 25
Flock of SeagalsBelly of the BeastBelly of the Beast is the movie Riley has been waiting for since this podcast started. Cheap sets, mid-90s decor, the legendary Ching Siu-tung and an uncooperative Seagal combine to make a disasterously bonkers film that feels more like a rejected Alias spinoff with supernatural elements.
However, just because the movie doesn't amount to the sum of its parts doesn't mean there is nothing of note here. Seagal becomes the first man to perform two wire stunts laying down in a film, and a mysterious woman's bare chest displays secret gliphs to our hero in his...2017-08-261h 28
Flock of SeagalsBelly of the BeastBelly of the Beast is the movie Riley has been waiting for since this podcast started. Cheap sets, mid-90s decor, the legendary Ching Siu-tung and an uncooperative Seagal combine to make a disasterously bonkers film that feels more like a rejected Alias spinoff with supernatural elements.
However, just because the movie doesn't amount to the sum of its parts doesn't mean there is nothing of note here. Seagal becomes the first man to perform two wire stunts laying down in a film, and a mysterious woman's bare chest displays secret gliphs to our hero in his...2017-08-261h 28
Flock of SeagalsSteven Seagal: Lawman (S01E01-04)This may very well be the most important episode of Flock of Seagals we've ever done. Riley and Michael are joined by friends Jamie and Anthony to discuss the first four episodes of Steven Seagal's 2009 reality tv show Steven Seagal: Lawman.
What starts off as a discussion of Seagal's enigmatic persona only being enriched by the menial policing he does as part of the Jefferson Parish Louisiana Police Force and his day-to-day activities of training his guard dogs or playing a blues concert to raise funds for a childrens' charity, morphs over time as Jamie becomes more...2017-08-1253 minFlock of SeagalsSteven Seagal: Lawman (S01E01-04)This may very well be the most important episode of Flock of Seagals we've ever done. Riley and Michael are joined by friends Jamie and Anthony to discuss the first four episodes of Steven Seagal's 2009 reality tv show Steven Seagal: Lawman.
What starts off as a discussion of Seagal's enigmatic persona only being enriched by the menial policing he does as part of the Jefferson Parish Louisiana Police Force and his day-to-day activities of training his guard dogs or playing a blues concert to raise funds for a childrens' charity, morphs over time as Jamie becomes more...2017-08-1253 min
Flock of SeagalsThe PatriotThis week we discuss Seagal's first direct-to-video release, the unfortunately titled "The Patriot". Topics such as "why is he playing a Native American" and "why is the Army throwing the raw ingredients to a cure to the disease out of helicopters instead of making a cure and handing it out" are brought up, but no answers are found. That being said, we were all pleasantly surprised by the cinematography and tight-paced plot. Makes you wonder why so many people took their names off this project…
Also! Exciting news: We have our first sponsor for the show! Coincidentally it...2017-07-291h 42Flock of SeagalsThe PatriotThis week we discuss Seagal's first direct-to-video release, the unfortunately titled "The Patriot". Topics such as "why is he playing a Native American" and "why is the Army throwing the raw ingredients to a cure to the disease out of helicopters instead of making a cure and handing it out" are brought up, but no answers are found. That being said, we were all pleasantly surprised by the cinematography and tight-paced plot. Makes you wonder why so many people took their names off this project…
Also! Exciting news: We have our first sponsor for the show! Coincidentally it...2017-07-291h 42Flock of SeagalsCartelsThis week we're discussing Cartels, released internationally last year as Killing Salazar but which got an American theatrical release last week. Which means you could theoretically go out and see this film right now in a movie theatre. It also means we are very ON BRAND and SEO OPTIMIZING because everyone is searching for the latest Steven Seagal film right? Guys? ...Hello?2017-07-131h 23
Flock of SeagalsCartelsThis week we're discussing Cartels, released internationally last year as Killing Salazar but which got an American theatrical release last week. Which means you could theoretically go out and see this film right now in a movie theatre. It also means we are very ON BRAND and SEO OPTIMIZING because everyone is searching for the latest Steven Seagal film right? Guys? ...Hello?2017-07-131h 23Flock of SeagalsExit WoundsSteven Seagal as the Steven Seagal character. DMX as a software engineer. Tom Arnold as a daytime television host. Anthony Anderson as someone who was asked to "play up" his characters craziness too much. What would you do if you were the owner of $9.99.com and your brother was wrongfully convicted of heroin possession? Probably not what the characters in Exit Wounds choose to do, thats for sure.2017-06-291h 38
Flock of SeagalsExit WoundsSteven Seagal as the Steven Seagal character. DMX as a software engineer. Tom Arnold as a daytime television host. Anthony Anderson as someone who was asked to "play up" his characters craziness too much. What would you do if you were the owner of $9.99.com and your brother was wrongfully convicted of heroin possession? Probably not what the characters in Exit Wounds choose to do, thats for sure. 2017-06-291h 38
Flock of SeagalsThe Glimmer ManEpisode 3 starts hard and fast with a just past his prime Seagal. Seriously! We discuss how Keenen Ivory Wayans' shot at being an action star was dashed by an uncooperative co-star, interesting fashion choices and Brian Cox-as-savior. There's a lot to unpack2017-06-151h 35Flock of SeagalsThe Glimmer ManEpisode 3 starts hard and fast with a just past his prime Seagal. Seriously! We discuss how Keenen Ivory Wayans' shot at being an action star was dashed by an uncooperative co-star, interesting fashion choices and Brian Cox-as-savior. There's a lot to unpack2017-06-151h 35
Flock of SeagalsAbove the LawIn this episode, Michael, Riley and Dylan go back to where it all began: Above the Law, a movie originally written with Clint Eastwood in mind, presumably with less aikido. With some interesting rewrites, and the gravitas of Henry Silva, it became the very confused little cousin of The Manchurian Candidate, and completely wastes the talents of a very game Pam Greer. Sad! 2017-06-011h 15Flock of SeagalsAbove the LawIn this episode, Michael, Riley and Dylan go back to where it all began: Above the Law, a movie originally written with Clint Eastwood in mind, presumably with less aikido. With some interesting rewrites, and the gravitas of Henry Silva, it became the very confused little cousin of The Manchurian Candidate, and completely wastes the talents of a very game Pam Greer. Sad! 2017-06-011h 15
Flock of SeagalsContract to KillIn the inaugural episode of Flock of Seagals, Michael and Riley first discuss why they are doing this, the enigmatic nature of Steven Seagal, and then are joined by Dylan to discuss Seagal's 4th film of 2016, Contract to Kill, which is 15 minutes of entertainment, followed by 90 minutes of winded exposition. The boys ponder many of the poor choices that culminated in Seagal fighting a Mexican cartel full of Eastern European actors, and draw parallels between the actor and some world leaders... 2017-05-151h 35
Flock of SeagalsContract to KillIn the inaugural episode of Flock of Seagals, Michael and Riley first discuss why they are doing this, the enigmatic nature of Steven Seagal, and then are joined by Dylan to discuss Seagal's 4th film of 2016, Contract to Kill, which is 15 minutes of entertainment, followed by 90 minutes of winded exposition. The boys ponder many of the poor choices that culminated in Seagal fighting a Mexican cartel full of Eastern European actors, and draw parallels between the actor and some world leaders... 2017-05-151h 35