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Turtle TimeDon’t Tell It to the Judge (RHOC S19 E4 and RHOM S7 E8 Recap)On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Don’t Tell It to the Judge" - we discuss more news than you could ever imagine. We talk about the potential Next Gen LA cast, Jax Taylor trying out a new pair of Toto's at The Valley reunion, and Scheana Shay being a New York Times bestselling author. 🗡️(25:30)We then discuss this week's episode of Real Housewives of Orange County (season 19, episode 4) - "The Rose Canyon Cantina Confrontation". (25:30)And finally, we briefly discuss the latest episode Real Housewives of Miami (season 7, episode 8) - "James Bonding". (1:00:25)2025-08-011h 29Turtle TimeTAMRA SOS (RHOC S19 E2 and RHOM S7 E6 Recap)On today's episode of Turtle Time - "TAMRA SOS" - we talk about Jax Taylor not returning for season 3 of The Valley and what that means for the future of the series, and the bombshell revelations from Scheana Shay's US Weekly interview. (33:30)We then discuss this week's episode of Real Housewives of Orange County (season 19, episode 2) - "Gretchen Revisited". (33:30)And finally, we briefly about the latest episode Real Housewives of Miami (season 7, episode 6) - "Larsa + Lisa Forever". (1:15:45)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life...2025-07-181h 34Turtle TimeA Portrait of Lisa Hochstein in Mourning (RHOM S7 E4 Recap)It's the 4th of July and it's also Miami Time again! Amy and Riley discuss all the news that's fit to print including Tom Cruise's birthday yesterday, Madison LeCroy having a baby, Scheana Shay's memoir excerpt about her affair with Eddie Cibrian, and Janet Caperna receiving death threats from deranged Bravo fans. (22:05)We then discuss this week's decent episode of Real Housewives of Miami - "Julia and Martina's Baby Shower". (22:05)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to...2025-07-041h 12Turtle TimeThe Catch of a Lifetime (The Valley S2 E12 Recap)We feel like Frank Sinatra because we're spreading the news on today's episode! We cover Charlize Theron going to Jax's Studio City and then two other major news stories. (00:00 - 25:00)We then discuss this week's wonderful episode of The Valley (season 2 episode 12) - "Out of All the Fish in the Sea, Doute is the One For Me" - in which Kristen Doute and Luke Broderick get engaged. (25:00)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclus...2025-07-021h 24Turtle TimeTurtle Time Trip: Amy and Riley Go To Morocco (RHONY S4 E8-10 Recap)On this special episode of Turtle Time Trip, Amy and Riley recap RHONY's iconic Morocco trip. If you want to join us on this journey, the Morocco trip is featured on RHONY season 4 from episodes 8 - 10. We hope this discussion will have you clomping down the stairs like a buffalo in delight. If you enjoyed this special episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its...2025-06-182h 08Turtle TimeAmy and Riley in Lisa Land (RHOM S7 E1 Recap)It's Miami Time! Amy and Riley discuss barely any news at all and then get right into a full-blown conversation about the legacy of Real Housewives of Miami up to this point. And then they keep running with that Miami energy and recap the delightful season 7 premiere - "MIA Back in Action". If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncove...2025-06-131h 36Turtle TimeJax's Little Jean Jacket (The Valley S2 E9 Recap) Amy and Riley feel like they're Wolf Blitzer and Pamela Brown in the Situation Room with all of the latest Bravo news they cover including Lexi Wood leaving Summer House, the RHOC trailer, Rachel Zoe joining RHOBH, and Brit Eady suing Bravo for 20 million dollars. As well as the latest hair color for Julie Chrisley. (00:00 - 35:55)We then discuss the latest episode of The Valley (season 2, episode 9) - "When One Door Forecloses". (35:55)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa...2025-06-111h 52Turtle TimeThe Anti-Lexi Birthday Brunch (Summer House S9 Reunion Part 1 Recap)Amy and Riley discuss Todd and Julie Chrisley's escape from prison, the new Paul Reubens' documentary as well as his legacy, Tom Sandoval being cast on House of Villains, and Kathy Griffin's reputation in Hollywood. (00:00 - 20:25)We then discuss Part 1 of the Season 9 Reunion of Summer House. (20:25) as well as this week's The Valley After Show. (01:16:35)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginn...2025-05-301h 29Turtle TimeSunday in the Park with Jax (The Valley S2 E7 Recap)Amy and Riley discuss Brittany Cartwright casually dating someone, Carl Radke talking about dating Salley or Venita from Southern Charm, the Chrisley Family Pardons, Charlie Zakkour from Next-Gen NYC seeing his Crypto friend get arrested, a recap of Phaedra's return on RHOA, as well as other news items. (00:00 - 29:10)We then discuss the latest episode of The Valley (season 2, episode 7) - "Jason's Ring". (29:10)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapp...2025-05-281h 39Turtle TimeThe Dawn of Darkside Danny (The Valley S2 E5 Recap)Amy and Riley discuss the BravoCon 2025 announcement, RHONY being completely cancelled never to return, Emmy Sharrett and Will Kulp's wonderful upcoming marriage to each other, and way more news than even that. (00:00 - 30:40)We then discuss the latest episode of The Valley (season 2, episode 5) - "Drunk Danny Revisted". (30:40)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secret...2025-05-141h 40Turtle TimeThe Many Faces of Jesse Solomon (Summer House S9 E13 Recap)Amy and Riley discuss the bounty of four new Bravo shows that are being bestowed upon us, the end of Sutton and Avi's wonderful partnership. the online feud between Carl Radke and Lindsay Hubbard, and our new sponsor - Pedigree Drizzlers. (00:00 - 40:35)We then discuss the latest wonderful episode of Summer House - season 9, episode 13 - "The Changing of the Tides at the Beach". (40:35)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're...2025-05-091h 48Turtle TimeJax in Mental Health House (The Valley S2 E4 Recap)Amy and Riley discuss Luke Broderick saying that the food at SUR is pure shit, Lindsay Hubbard teasing that she might be on the next season of RHONY, and even way more news that. (00:00 - 19:50)We then discuss the latest beautiful episode of The Valley (season 2, episode 4) - "Santa Barbara Bags and White Flags". (19:50)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week a...2025-05-071h 29Turtle TimePillow Fights and Zootopia Nights (Summer House S9 E12 Recap)Amy and Riley discuss Brittany Cartwright ranking Jax Taylor's sexual prowess between a 2 and a 7 on Watch What Happens Live, the Real Housewives of Miami season 7 trailer, Vanderpump Villa, and even more news than that. (00:00 - 28:20)We then discuss the latest wonderful episode of Summer House - season 9, episode 12 - "Red Flags and McDonald's Bags". (28:20)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each w...2025-05-021h 34Turtle TimeThe First Annual Summer House Snoozefest (Summer House S9 E11 Recap)Amy and Riley discuss Stassi Schroeder and Beau Clarke Schroeder having sex in Hartford's ball pit after her first birthday, Fyre Festival Featuring Amy and Riley from Turtle Time, Hannah Berner and Paige DeSorbo's new book on the New York Times Bestseller List, Alex Baskin on the Nick Viall podcast, and even more news than that. (00:00 - 23:23)We then discuss the latest wonderful episode of Summer House - season 9, episode 11 - "Reading Between the Tanlines". (23:23)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and be...2025-04-251h 27Turtle TimeThe Ghost of Kenya (RHOA S16 E6 Recap)Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the Blue Origin space flight, Coachella fever, the RHOSLC and Below Deck crossover, Tom Schwartz' interview on the E! News red carpet, The Baldwins, and so much more stuff that you'll definitely feel like you listened to Amy and Riley talk about news. (00:00 - 37:27)And then we discuss the Real Housewives of Atlanta - season 16, episode 6 - "Kenya Moore Twirls Down to Hell". (37:27)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in...2025-04-151h 19Turtle TimeWhat Has Jesse Solomon Done? (Summer House S9 E8 and RHOBH S14 Reunion Pt. 1 Recap)Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Riley interviewing Brittany Cartwright and Jason Caperna, Lisa Vanderpump on the Hot Mic podcast, Victoria Lee Robinson and Tom Sandoval having sex after eating oysters, and much more! (00:00 - 30:55)We then discuss the latest wonderful episode of Summer House - season 9, episode 8 - "Lexi and Jesse Make It Official". (30:55)As well as Part 1 of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season 14 reunion. (1:18:35)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle...2025-04-031h 43Turtle TimeAmy and Riley on Trial at Sea (Summer House S9 E6 and RHOBH S14 E16 Recaps)Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the Southern Charm season 10 reunion trailer, the reason Jax Taylor got fired from Vanderpump Rules, and fashion at the iHeart Awards. (00:00 - 26:45)We then discuss the latest wonderful episode of Summer House - season 9, episode 6 - "Craig on Trial at Sea. (26:45)As well as the horrendous episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills - season 14, episode 16 - "Sutton on Trial at Sea" (1:22:20)If you enjoyed this episode and need more...2025-03-201h 57Turtle TimeThe Barber of King Street (Southern Charm S10 E14 and RHOA S16 E2 Recaps)Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the new crop of Bravolebrity memoirs, Tom Cruise finding love, and the latest Vanderpump Rules reboot news. (00:00 - 20:50)We then discuss the latest episode of Southern Charm - season 10, episode 14 - "Enough Tears to Fill Up an Ocean". (20:50)And finally, we talk about the latest episode of Real Housewives of Atlanta - season 16, episode 2 - "Much Ado about Dennis and Drew". (1:15:40)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time...2025-03-181h 35Turtle TimeCongrats Jesse & Lexi (Summer House S9 E5 and RHOBH S14 E15 Recaps)Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss The Valley season 2 trailer, Tom Sandoval being on the cover of US Weekly, and Dorit Kemsley countering the claims that she doesn't pay people that work for her. (00:00 - 28:00)We then discuss the latest wonderful episode of Summer House - season 9, episode 5 - "Red Flags and Dirty Rags". (28:00)As well as the horrendous episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills - season 14, episode 15 - "Dorit and Sutton Revisited" (1:20:24)If you...2025-03-131h 32Turtle TimeThe Lawyer and the Storyteller (Southern Charm S10 E13 and RHOA S16 E1 Recaps)Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss King Charles III's Apple Music playlist, Brittany Cartwright's response to Jax Taylor's Hot Mic interview about his cocaine addiction, Tamra Judge leaving RHOC, James Kennedy taking a selfie with Andrew Tate and his brother, and the simmering online feud between Lindsay Hubbard and West Wilson (00:00 - 47:50)We then discuss the latest episode of Southern Charm - season 10, episode 13 - "A Necklace for Sienna". (47:50)And finally, we talk about the Season 16 premiere of the Real...2025-03-111h 50Turtle TimeAmy and Riley's Q Score (Summer House S9 E3 and RHOBH S14 E12 Recaps)Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley talk for 20 minutes about the new show, The Baldwins, and then discuss Karen Huger being sentenced to prison for her DUI as well as Kelly Bensimon's dream RHONY cast. (00:00 - 33:30)We then discuss the latest episode of Summer House - season 9, episode 3 - "Hannah Berner's Revenge". (33:30)As well as the latest episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills - season 14, episode 13 - "Caftan Dreams and Caviar Wishes" (1:21:50)If you enjoyed this...2025-02-272h 07Turtle TimeWhat We Talk About When We Talk About The PK Text (RHOBH S14 E9 and RHONY S15 Reunion Pt 1 Recap)Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Taylor Swift's plans to dunk Travis Kelce in a jug of Gatorade, the upcoming Super Bowl commercials including one potentially featuring Something About Her, and Jesse Solomon expressing interest in dating Paige DeSorbo. (00:00 -24:15)Riley then tells Amy a little bit about this week's episode of Real Housewives of Potomac. (24:15)And then, we discuss the latest episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills - season 14, episode 9 - "Once More About the Text, My...2025-01-302h 02Turtle TimeThe Bridges Brynn Burned (RHONY S15 Finale, RHOBH S14 E8, RHOP S9 E15 Recaps)Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Joe Exotic not getting a pardon, Bethenny Frankel watching Riley's TikTok, and the latest news about the Justin Baldoni and Blake Lively scandal. (00:00 - 15:55) And then, we discuss the shocking, instantly iconic Real Housewives of New York City season 15 finale - "Paradise Lost" (16:00)We then discuss the latest episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills - season 14, episode 8 - "Let's Talk About The Text More" (1:12:30)We then finally and with...2025-01-232h 16Turtle TimeAmy and Riley Raise Cain (Southern Charm S10 E1 and RHOSLC S5 E12 Recaps)Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the end of Gypsy Rose and Ryan Anderson's marriage, Lindsay Hubbard giving birth to a child, Kristen Doute's baby gender reveal, and our thoughts on Leonardo Da Vinci. (00:00 - 25:05) We then discuss this week's wonderful episode of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - season 5, episode 12 - "Bronwyn at the Bat Mitzvah". (25:05)And then we discuss the powerful season 10 premiere of Southern Charm - "C'est Fini, JT". (01:14:15)If you enjoyed...2024-12-102h 00Turtle TimeThe Decay of Dorit and PK (RHONY S15 E8, RHOBH S14 E1, and RHOSLC S5 E10 Recaps)Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Amy seeing the film, Wicked, and the Wizard of Oz franchise as a whole, Jax Taylor getting into a car accident, and Jay Leno's tragic fall down a hill. (00:00 - 22:36)And then we quickly discuss the latest horrible episode of the Real Housewives of New York City season 15, episode 8 - "The Leaky Pigeon Test". (22:36)As well as the season 14 premiere of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season 14, episode 1 - "Sutton Gets Surreal". (00:42:40)And...2024-11-222h 25Turtle TimeAt War with Shannon Beador (RHOC Season 18 Finale Recap)We're back again, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! This episode is hot off the presses! Amy and Riley first discuss Amy seeing The Exorcist in theaters and they also talk about the Conclave fever that is sweeping the nation. (00:00 - 11:40)And then Amy and Riley discuss the shit out of Real Housewives of Orange County season 18 episode 16 - "Sunday Roasted" as well as last night's season 18 finale. (11:40)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hea...2024-11-011h 04Turtle TimeThe Worst Party in New York City (RHOSLC S5 E7, RHOP S9 E4, RHONY S15 E5 Recaps)Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the latest Vanderpump Rules news and the upcoming trailers for the new Southern Charm and Real Housewives of Beverly Hills seasons. (00:00 - 36:55)And then we break down everything that happened on the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 5 episode 7 - "The Huzzbands" (36:55)As well as the latest episode of the Real Housewives of Potomac season 9, episode 4 - "Bunking Beds and Butting Heads". (01:12:00)And then finally but with the same amount of passion, Amy...2024-11-011h 58Turtle TimeAn Offer Jared Osmond Couldn't Refuse (RHOP S9 E3, RHONY S15 E4, and RHOSLC S5 E6 Recaps)Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the latest episode of Tom Sandoval's new podcast in which he discusses the issues he had with Billie Lee, Katie Maloney's new boyfriend, serial killers that have never been caught, and much more! (00:00 - 35:00)And then we break down everything that happened on The Real Housewives of Potomac season 9, episode 3 - "Momma Knows Best". (35:07)As well as the latest very boring episode of The Real Housewives of New York City season 15 episode 4 - "Match Point of No...2024-10-242h 24Turtle TimeDouble Decker Dramamine Drama (RHONY S15 E3, RHOSLC S5 E5, RHOC S18 E15, and RHOP S9 E2 Recaps)Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Tamra Judge's autism diagnosis, Big Jim Bellino's newest fling, the latest news on the final season of Vanderpump Rules, Katie Maloney's new boyfriend, and much more! (00:00 - 43:00)And then we break down everything that happened on The Real Housewives of New York City season 15, episode 3 - "Dramamine Drama". (43:00)As well as the latest wonderful episode of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S5 E5) - "Whitney Drew and Her Clues". (01:18:00)And then finally...2024-10-183h 11Turtle TimeThe Ghost of Miller Cave (RHONY S15 E2, RHOSLC S5 E4, RHOP S9 E1 Recaps)Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Joker: Folie A Deux, Jen Shah getting out of prison early on good behavior, Bethenny Frankel's criticism of Kamala Harris' Call Her Daddy interview, and our final verdict on the Menendez Brothers case, and the latest updates on Vanderpump Rules' last season. (00:00 - 42:10)And then we break down everything that happened on The Real Housewives of New York City season 15, episode 2 - "You Can Run But You Can't Ride'. (42:45)As well as the latest wonderful episode of...2024-10-112h 22Turtle TimeJenna, Jessel, and Sai, Oh My! (RHONY S15 E1, RHOSLC S5 E3, and RHOC S18 E13 Recaps)Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the scary films they've been watching, Jax Taylor accidentally giving up custody of his son Cruz, Stassi Schroeder and Katie Maloney's Avatar-themed birthday party for Peter Madrigal, and much more! (00:00 - 45:00)And then we break down everything that happened on the season 15 premiere of The Real Housewives of New York City. (45:00)As well as the latest wonderful episode of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S5 E3) - "Basketball, Bobbleheads, and the Brow Girl". (01:27:30)2024-10-042h 49Turtle TimeTamra's Keeper (RHOSLC S5 E2 and RHOC S18 E12 Recaps) Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss going to the Megalopolis IMAX screening and their thoughts on the film, the latest troubling news regarding Diddy, Eric Adams getting indicted and what that means for the Big Apple's rat population, and much more! (00:00 - 01:02:00) And then we break down every single thing that happened on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 5 episode 2 - "Walking a Tightrope". (01:02:06)And then finally, Amy and Riley discuss the latest episode of Real Housewives of Orange County season 18 episode 12...2024-09-272h 35Turtle TimeWhat Ever Happened to Baby Gorgeous (RHOSLC and RHOC Recaps)Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the continuing adventures of the Four Seasons Baby, Brat Fall, the future of Vanderpump Rules, Stassi Schroeder's New York Times bestselling book, the feud between Brock Davies and Jax Taylor, and even more than that. 00:00 - 56:29)And then we break down every single thing that happened on the premiere episode of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 5. (56:29)And then finally, Amy and Riley discuss the latest episode of Real Housewives of Orange County season 18 episode 11 - "...2024-09-202h 31Turtle TimeJohnny J's Disparaging Ways (RHOC S18 E10 Recap)Welcome back, little turtle cuties! First off, sorry for Riley's audio. That will never happen again.On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Jax Taylor renting an apartment, Kristen Doute and Luke Broderick getting engaged, The Valley season 2, Bill Murray's antics on set, and even more stuff that's similar in spirit to that. (00:00 - 51:38)And then we break down every single thing that happened on the latest episode of Real Housewives of Orange County season 18 episode 10 - "Catfights and Catwalks". (51:40)If you enjoyed this episode and...2024-09-131h 57Turtle TimeTurtle Time Trip: Amy and Riley Go To Amsterdam (RHOBH S5 E15-18 Recap)On this special episode of Turtle Time while Riley is on paternity leave - Amy and Riley discuss RHOBH's Amsterdam trip. If you want to join us on this journey, the Amsterdam trip is featured on RHOBH season 5 from episodes 15 - 18.If you enjoyed this special episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets.And if you need even more T...2024-08-302h 38Turtle TimeTurtle Time Trip: Amy and Riley Visit "Scary Island" (RHONY S3 E11-13 Recap)On this special episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley dive into one of the most iconic trips in Real Housewives history - RHONY's "Scary Island". If you want to join us on this journey, the "Scary Island" trip is featured on RHONY season 3 from episodes 11 - 13. If you enjoyed this special episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets.And...2024-08-232h 26Turtle TimeThe Judas and the Giudice (RHONJ Season 14 Finale Recap)Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Lindsay Hubbard's nursery, what the season finale of RHONJ means for the future of the franchise, Riley watching Absolute Power before bed, and much, much more. (00:00 - 44:38)And then we break down every single thing that happened on the Real Housewives of New Jersey season 14 finale. (44:39)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Va...2024-08-091h 33Turtle TimeThe Haunting of Big Bear Lake (Vanderpump Rules Season 11 Reunion Part 2, The Valley, and Summer House Recaps)Welcome back, little turtle cuties. On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Riley and Amy discuss the opening of Something About Her, Riley reads a new installment of The Reality of a Scandal, they discuss Jesse Lally on Watch What Happens Live, and Riley going to Jax's Studio City. (00:00 - 34:54)And then they dive into the Vanderpump Rules season 11 reunion part 2 (35:00), The Valley season 1 episode 10 (1:35:38), and Summer House season 8 episode 13 (2:22:15).If you enjoyed this episode, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Va...2024-05-233h 06Turtle TimeScary Scandoval Waters (Vanderpump Rules S11 E14, Summer House S8 E10, and The Valley S1 E7 Recaps)Welcome back, little turtle cuties. On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Riley and Amy discuss the film Challengers, Something About Her officially opening, Vanderpump Rules being put on pause, Riley's wife being put on the witness stand to defend Ariana Madix in the court of law against Rachel Leviss, and much more! (00:00 - 38:14)And then they dive into the latest episode of Vanderpump Rules - season 11 episode 14 (38:14), The Valley - season 1 episode 7 (1:40:24), and then Summer House - season 8 episode 10 (2:10:00).If you enjoyed this episode, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa...2024-05-022h 54Turtle TimeThe Sad Story of Joseph and T-Money (Vanderpump Rules, Summer House, and The Valley Recaps)Welcome back, little turtle cuties. On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss France, Notre Dame, Pirates of the Caribbean, the mid-season trailer of Summer House, and Jax and Brittany's faltering marriage. (00:00 - 32:31)And then they dive into the latest episode of Vanderpump Rules - season 11 episode 11 (32:31), Summer House - season 8 episode 7 (1:18:34), and The Valley - season 1 episode 4 (1:50:55).And finally, Amy and Riley discuss #ClayGate - the infamous moment from 2003 when Clay Aiken put his hand over Kelly Ripa's mouth and the fallout. If you enjoyed this...2024-04-112h 16Turtle TimeThe Return of Tom Sandoval (Vanderpump Rules S11 E2 Recap)Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the RHONY casting rumors, Kandi leaving RHOA, the Grammy's, and then Riley reads part 3 of The Reality of a Scandal. (00:00 - 01:05:15)And then they dive into the latest episode of Vanderpump Rules - The Ultimate Betrayal. (01:05:20)If you enjoyed this episode but you demand more, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets....2024-02-082h 56Turtle TimeThe Descent of Lala Kent (Vanderpump Rules Season 11 Premiere Recap)Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Tom Sandoval and Tom Schwartz on Nick Viall's podcast and Rachel Goes Rogue Chapter 5. And then Riley reads Part 2 of The Reality of a Scandal. (00:00 - 01:07:39)And then they dive into the Vanderpump Rules season 11 premiere. (01:07:40)If you enjoyed this episode but you demand more, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets....2024-02-012h 37Turtle TimePatreon Teaser: Miami Vices (Vanderpump Rules S3 E13 Recap)Happy holidays, our little turtle cuties. On this special day, Amy and Riley recap the "Miami Girl" episode of Vanderpump Rules and watch in horror as Tom Sandoval and Ariana Madix lie through their teeth about every aspect of the scandal. Make Christmas day extra special by spending time with Amy and Riley as they recap one of the most consequential episodes in Vanderpump Rules history.If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Va...2023-12-2507 minTurtle TimeThe Legacy of RHONY (Southern Charm and Ultimate Girls Trip: RHONY Legacy)Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Riley's trip to Schwartz and Sandy's and Jax's Studio City as well as the new details surrounding Scheana Shay and Tom Schwartz' mysterious kiss. (00:00 - 22:38)And then, they dive into the latest episode of Southern Charm (22:38), and Ultimate Girls Trip: RHONY Legacy. (01:18:02).If you enjoyed this episode but you demand more, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncove...2023-12-201h 50Turtle TimeAmy and Riley and Rachel Leviss Go Rogue (RHOSLC, RHOBH, and Winter House Recaps)Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Tom Sandoval on Special Forces, Ariana Madix on Dancing with the Stars, NeNe Leakes distancing herself from the Reality Reckoning, and much more! (00:00 - 48:00)Then they discuss Rachel Leviss going rogue (48:00), and then dive into the latest episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (01:02:33), the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (02:00:50), and Winter House (02:29:37).If you enjoyed this episode but you demand more, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're...2023-12-012h 54Turtle TimePatreon Teaser: Amy and Riley's BravoCon ReportOn Patreon, Amy and Riley present their full, completely candid BravoCon 2023 experience with all of the highs and horrific lows. We leave no stone unturned and no tea unspilled.If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-11-0902 minTurtle TimeCome One, Come All (Southern Charm, RHOSLC, and RHONY Recaps)Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the difference between horror and terror, the Chateau Marmont, Tom Sandoval on Special Forces, Riley's trip to Jax's Studio City, and even more than that! (00:00 - 44:00)Then they discuss this week's episode of Southern Charm (44:04), the season finale of RHONY (01:28:35), and then finally the latest episode of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (02:06:10).If you enjoyed this episode but you demand more, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapp...2023-10-202h 33Turtle TimeBrynns & Noble (Southern Charm, RHOSLC, RHOC, and RHONY Recaps) Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Tom Sandoval's latest podcast episode, Bethenny Frankel's continued reality reckoning, Stassi Schroeder's birth story, Jax and Kristen's spin-off show, and much, much more. (00:00 - 1:16:42)Then they discuss this week's episode of Southern Charm (01:17:00), RHOC (01:41:45), and RHOSLC (02:06:01), and then finally the latest horrible episode of RHONY (02:36:55 in a run of horrible episodes.If you enjoyed this episode but you demand more, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vander...2023-10-063h 06Turtle TimeTom Sandoval Unmasked (Southern Charm, RHOSLC, RHOC, and RHONY Recaps)NOTE: This episode was recorded remotely (powered by Riverside FM) so it sounds like absolute dog shit. This will never happen again after this. Please forgive us. Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Tom Sandoval's appearance on the Masked Singer, Special Forces: World's Toughest Test, his new podcast, and Ariana's performance on Dancing with the Stars. (00:00 - 59:28)Then they discuss this week's episode of Southern Charm (01:00:25), RHOSLC (01:35:40), and RHOC (01:57:50), and then finally the latest dismal episode of RHONY. (02:22:35)If you enjoyed this...2023-09-292h 36Turtle TimePatreon Teaser: Instafight (Vanderpump Rules S3 E1 Recap)Vanderpump Rules season 3 starts off like a rocket ship going to the moon and Amy and Riley are hanging on for dear life!Lisa Vanderpump's restaurant empire was almost completely destroyed when her employees found out that Kristen and Jax had made love to each other twice. Many wrote off SUR Restaurant for good, thinking that no one would ever want to eat or drink there again upon hearing this revelation.But somehow - life found a way back to SUR, and Lisa's employees are starting to heal. All of them except for...2023-09-2512 minTurtle TimeTamra Judge’s Reign of Terror (Southern Charm, RHOSLC, RHOC, and RHONY Recaps)Welcome back, little turtle cuties. Southern Charm is back and Amy and Riley are ready to be charmed. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Shannon Beador's DUI, their dream unauthorized BravoCon panel, Bethenny Frankel's response to last week's episode, the films of Nicole Holofcener, and much, much more. (00:00 - 01:01:05)Then they discuss this week's episode of Southern Charm (01:08:00), RHOSLC (01:57:50), and RHOC (02:35:17), and then finally the latest dismal episode of RHONY. (02:57:13)If you enjoyed this episode but you demand more, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hea...2023-09-223h 15Turtle TimePatreon Teaser: Vanderpump Rules Season 2 Reunion + Secrets Revealed RecapAmy and Riley raise their glasses as high as humanly possible and officially say goodbye to Vanderpump Rules season 2 by recapping this explosive, powerful two-part reunion. This reunion is under the Turtle Time magnifying glass and we analyze every inch of it until there's absolutely nothing left to parse. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in yo...2023-09-1812 minTurtle TimeAmy and Riley's Death Oath (RHOSLC, RHOC, RHOA, and RHONY Recaps)Welcome back, little turtle cuties. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the further fall of RadHouse aka the end of Lindsay Hubbard and Carl Radke's relationship, the Winter House season 3 trailer, Tom Sandoval on Masked Singer, Ariana Madix and Mauricio Umansky on Dancing with the Stars, Vicki Gunvalson being awarded a Wifetime Achievement Award, Frank Sinatra and much, much more. (00:00 - 01:08:11)Then they discuss this week's episode of RHOSLC (01:09:40), RHOA (01:32:55), and RHOC (02:07:50), and then finally the latest dismal episode of RHONY and award the first ever Amy and Riley's Certified Stinker Award! (02:22:33).2023-09-152h 50Turtle TimePatreon Teaser: I Lied (Vanderpump Rules S2 E14 Recap)Amy and Riley recap the season two finale of Vanderpump Rules. In this iconic episode, Lisa Vanderpump has gathered all of her best friends together to celebrate Scheana's engagement to Mike Shay. But what should be a fun, celebratory event is soon desecrated by an unfathomable secret - a secret that could tear this wonderful group of friends apart and potentially topple Lisa's restaurant empire forever.If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Va...2023-09-1109 minTurtle TimeAmy and Riley in Outer Darkness (RHOSLC, RHOC, RHOA, and RHONY Recaps)Welcome back, little turtle cuties. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the Vanderpump Rules season 11 finale party where a man wreaked havoc upon Kyle Chan's beautiful whiskey launch party, the further fall of RadHouse, Jax's new House of Villains show, Mauricio on Dancing with the Stars, and much more. (00:00 - 00:55:16)Then they discuss this week's episode of RHOSLC (00:55:20), RHOC (01:36:56), and RHOA (1:54:56), and then finally the latest dismal episode of RHONY (02:17:24). If you enjoyed this episode but you demand more, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hea...2023-09-082h 37Turtle TimeRadHouse Has Fallen (RHONY, RHOC, and RHOA Recaps)Welcome back, little turtle cuties. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley mourn the fall of RadHouse and the presumed end of Carl Radke and Lindsay Hubbard's relationship. They also discuss Craig Conover, Beyonce, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Vanderpump Rules, the films of Werner Herzog, and much more. (00:00 - 01:28:25)Then they discuss this week's episode of RHONY (01:28:25), RHOA (02:06:36), and RHOC (02:36:26).If you enjoyed this episode but you demand more, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series...2023-09-013h 02Turtle TimeThe Redemption of Rachel Leviss (RHONY, RHOC, and RHOA Recaps)Welcome back, little turtle cuties. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley greet each other perfectly and then dive in to Stassi Schroeder's analysis of the Rachel Leviss / Bethenny Frankel podcast. Amy and Riley then speculate if there is any possibility of a redemption arc for Rachel and offer advice of a potential way back for her. Then they discuss this week's episode of RHONY (01:11:00), RHOC (02:16:00), and RHOA (02:36:50)If you enjoyed this episode but you demand more, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus conten...2023-08-252h 56Turtle TimePatreon Teaser: The Ultimatum (Vanderpump Rules S2 E11 Recap)Amy and Riley watch in pure bliss as the cast of Vanderpump Rules continue to party in Cabo. In this powerful episode, Kristen gives Lisa Vanderpump the ultimatum of a lifetime. An ultimatum that Kristen may never recover from...If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. Hosted on Aca...2023-08-2108 minTurtle TimeAmy and Riley Mention It All (RHONY and RHOA Recaps)Amy and Riley are back and they are ready to emulate Bethenny Frankel and mention it all! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley greet each other after a long absence and then discuss Amy's New York trip and Jax's Studio City (00:00 - 22:08) and then discuss Bethenny Frankel's interview with Rachel Leviss. (22:08) After that action-packed convo, they discuss this week's RHONY (01:46:20) and this week's RHOA. (02:20:18)If you enjoyed this episode but you demand more, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus conten...2023-08-182h 48Turtle TimePatreon Teaser: Sur of the Border (Vanderpump Rules S2 E10 Recap)Stassi has invited the cast of Vanderpump Rules to Cabo for her birthday and she wants to make sure everyone has the best time of their lives. Except for Scheana, Shay, Katie, and Jax. Pour yourself a michelada and listen as Amy and Riley recap the trip of a lifetime. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in...2023-08-1411 minTurtle TimeTurtle Time Presents: The Top 10 Housewives of All TimeWhile Amy is away, the turtles will play. This week, Amy and Riley face the hardest challenge in Turtle Time history - officially ranking and evaluating their top 10 housewives. Who will come out on top? Who will be ignored? Which four housewives will have their faces etched upon Mount Rushmore to replace the presidents? All of those questions will be answered on this very special episode of Turtle Time.If you enjoyed this episode but you demand more, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Va...2023-08-111h 51Turtle TimePatreon Teaser: Rich People Annoy Me (Vanderpump Rules S2 E9 Recap)Amy and Riley watch in pure pleasure as the Vanderpump Rules cast serve Lisa's friends one of the best dinners they've ever had and then watch in horror as Kristen gets the worst Tarot reading of her life. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. Hosted on Acast. See...2023-08-0710 minTurtle TimeWelcome to Villa Grigio (RHONY, RHOC, and RHOA Recaps)Welcome back, little turtles. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley greet one another and then discuss the Weinstein brothers, the secret to immortality, Tom Sandoval bringing photos of Raquel to his Special Forces show, and much, much more. (00:00 - 21:45)Amy and Riley then discuss Real Housewives of New York (21:45), Real Housewives of Atlanta (00:59:02), and Real Housewives of Orange County (01:23:44)This is the absolute embodiment of Turtle Time! If you enjoyed this episode but you demand more, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus conten...2023-08-041h 48Turtle TimePatreon Teaser: Sherlock Stassi (Vanderpump Rules S2 E8 Recap)Stassi Schroeder is become Sherlock, solver of mysteries. And Amy and Riley revel in her powers of detection and talk about Barbie for 20 minutes. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-07-3106 minTurtle TimeJessel’s Hideous Horrible Granny Green Lingerie (RHONY, RHOA, RHOC, and Welcome to Crappie Lake Recaps)Welcome back, little turtles. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley greet one another and then discuss the latest Vanderpump Rules news, Jax and Brittany's Spin-Off, Oppenheimer, Barbie, and much more. (00:00 - 50:42)Amy and Riley then discuss Real Housewives of New York (51:00), Real Housewives of Orange County (01:36:12), Luann and Sonya: Welcome to Crappie Lake (02:21:00), and Real Housewives of Atlanta (02:30:52) This is 2 hours and 47 minutes of pure Turtle Time! If you enjoyed this episode but you demand more, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus conten...2023-07-282h 47Turtle TimePatreon Teaser: Addicted (Vanderpump Rules S2 E7 Recap)Amy and Riley watch in horror as Tequila Katie unleashes hell upon the cast of Vanderpump Rules.If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-07-2410 minTurtle TimeAmy and Riley Raise Hell (RHONY, RHOA, RHOC, and Welcome to Crappie Lake Recaps)Welcome back, little turtles. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley say hello to each other and then discuss the latest Vanderpump Rules news, Wolf by Vanderpump, BravoCon, Mission Impossible: Dead Reckoning Part One, and much more. (00:00 - 34:50)Amy and Riley then discuss Real Housewives of New York (40:25), Luann and Sonya: Welcome to Crappie Lake (01:33:00), and Real Housewives of Atlanta (02:01:48) Real Housewives of Orange County (02:23:25)This is 2 hours and 53 minutes of pure Turtle Time! If you enjoyed this episode but you demand more, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa V...2023-07-212h 53Turtle TimeAmy and Riley's Follies (RHOA, RHOC, and Welcome to Crappie Lake Recaps)Welcome back, little turtles. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley say hello to each other and then discuss Emo Nite, the latest Vanderpump Rules news, BravoCon, Catch Me If You Can, and much more. (00:00 - 1:03:43)Amy and Riley then discuss Real Housewives of Atlanta (1:03:48), Real Housewives of Orange County (1:47:48), and Luann and Sonya: Welcome to Crappie Lake (2:14:07)This is 2 hours and 51 minutes of pure Turtle Time! If you enjoyed this episode but you demand more, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're...2023-07-142h 51Turtle TimePatreon Teaser: Surlesque (Vanderpump Rules S2 E5 Recap)Amy and Riley recap Guillermo celebrating the horniest 45th birthday in history. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-07-1012 min
Turtle TimeHouse of Divorce (RHOA S15 E1-8 Recap)Welcome back, little turtles. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley greet each other warmly and then Riley discusses his back injury and then recounts his night at TomTom. (06:50) Amy and Riley then discuss the Vanderpump Rules spin-off with Jax and Brittany (19:52) and then get breaking news about Kyle Richards and Mauricio separating. (48:10)Amy and Riley then finally recap the first half of Real Housewives of Atlanta season 15. (01:10:03)This is 2 hours and 2 minutes of pure Turtle Time! If you enjoyed this episode but you demand more, join the Turtle Tim...2023-07-072h 02Turtle TimePatreon Teaser: Rumors (Vanderpump Rules S2 E4 Recap)Amy and Riley discuss the rise and fall of their favorite store, Kitson, their formative high school years watching The O.C., motion smoothing, and then finally and fully get into recapping the Vanderpump Rules episode - "Rumors" - in which a scandalous rumor is circling around Sur.If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your li...2023-07-0307 minTurtle TimeIMDuBrow (RHOC S17 E4)Welcome back, little turtles. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley greet each other with the utmost respect and then discuss being a major part of Stassi and Ariana's birthdays (00:00 - 55:38)Amy and Riley then definitively rank their favorite and least favorite Housewives taglines. (56:42)And after that, they take a huge trip to Orange County in the form of discussing the RHOC S17 episode 4. (01:33:30)This is 2 hours and 45 minutes of pure Turtle Time! If you enjoyed this episode but you demand more, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Vill...2023-06-302h 46Turtle TimePatreon Teaser: Only the Lonely (Vanderpump Rules S2 E3 Recap)Amy and Riley discuss the power of music, old animated films, margaritas, and Peter Stormare. They also fully and utterly recap this episode of Vanderpump Rules which finds the cast taking a much-needed break in Lake Arrowhead with Stassi's mom.If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram.2023-06-2607 minTurtle TimeThe First Cut is The Deepest (RHOC S17 E1-3 Recap)Welcome back, little turtles. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley greet each other with the utmost respect and discuss the things that matter most to them - Vanderpump Rules updates, safety in crowds, Tom Sandoval in a submersible, Fatwas, Mount Everest, and a Catania & Conover update. (00:00 - 31:10)Amy and Riley then discuss Jax Taylor and Stassi Schroeder's appearances on The Toast (31:14) and some other things related tangentially to that. And after that, they take a huge trip to Orange County in the form of discussing the RHOC S17 episodes 1 through 3. (01:08:00) 2023-06-233h 00Turtle TimePatreon Teaser: Branded (Vanderpump Rules S2 E2 Recap)Amy and Riley watch in awe as Jax gets a new tattoo, Sandoval sets up IKEA furniture, and Scheana's body continues to fall apart.If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-06-1908 minTurtle TimePeter's Wish (Vanderpump Rules Secrets Revealed and RHONJ Reunion Pt. 3)Welcome back, little turtles. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley greet each other warmly and discuss the things that matter most to them - Starbucks, Rick Dalton merch, Wolf by Vanderpump, Vanderpump Villa, Loverboy, and Amy's camping trip. (00:00 - 38:37)Amy and Riley then recount their wonderful See You Next Tuesday experience with DJ James Kennedy at Sur. (38:37) And after that, they take a little trip to New Jersey in the form of discussing the RHONJ S13 Reunion Part 3. (01:01:07)and then finally, Amy and Riley have all of the...2023-06-163h 13Turtle TimePatreon Teaser: Tooth or Consequences (Vanderpump Rules S2 E1 Recap)Amy and Riley are back and starting their Vanderpump Rules season 2 journey. The beginning of the iconic era. In this episode, Scheana has a horrific tooth emergency and then celebrates a wonderful birthday at the bar across from the beautiful Fratelli Cafe. Scheana learns that friends are easier to lose than a child's baby tooth. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you ne...2023-06-1212 minTurtle TimeThe Ghost of Charlotte (Vanderpump Rules S10 Reunion Part 3 Recap)Welcome back, little turtles. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss their beautiful day at Pride on Vanderpump Row (08:05) where they had the best day of their lives up to this point. Then we take a little trip to New Jersey in the form of discussing the RHONJ S13 Reunion Part 2. (48:20) and then the sun starts to shine as Amy and Riley talk about the Summer House S7 Reunion Part 2. (01:03:22)and then finally, Amy and Riley dive into the dark, demented, evil Vanderpump Rules Season 10 Reunion Part 3. (01:32:20) and try to find...2023-06-093h 21Turtle TimePatreon Teaser: Vanderpump Rules Season 1 Reunion + Reunion Secrets RecapAmy and Riley raise their glasses high and say goodbye to Vanderpump Rules season 1. To finish the season, they recap the Season 1 Reunion as well as the Reunion Secrets episode which Riley had never seen before. Listen as Amy and Riley laugh and cry and finally say goodbye to the first season of VPR and look onward to the iconic Season 2. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beg...2023-06-0508 minTurtle TimeMalicious Intent (Vanderpump Rules S10 Reunion Part 2 Recap)Welcome back, little turtles. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss their new microphone setup and then discuss Howard Stern (03:30) for a brief minute. Riley offers an apology to Brian Grazer (06:00) and gives an update on our Loverboy package (07:04). And then Amy and Riley debut their new segment, Celebrity Spotlight, (08:00) where they discuss celebrities they have seen over the week.Riley then recounts his wonderful experience at Emo Nite and meeting Scheana Shay for the first real time. (10:50) and then they discuss acts of violence perpetuated by celebrities. (16:42)And then the...2023-06-022h 56Turtle TimePatreon Teaser: Last Call (Vanderpump Rules S1 E8 Recap)Amy and Riley recap the season 1 finale of Vanderpump Rules, "Last Call", in which Lisa Vanderpump summons her staff for the sexiest restaurant photoshoot the world has ever seen, and Jax Taylor finally lets out a secret that has been burdening his soul all summer.If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on...2023-05-2906 minTurtle TimeThe Rat and the Worm (Vanderpump Rules Season 10 Reunion Part 1 Recap)Welcome back, little turtles. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss their beautiful night at Junkyard Dog watching the Vanderpump Rules reunion with the most wonderful people in the world and then remark on the state of Bravo (5:00). Then they break down Ariana Madix's Call Her Daddy interview. (13:00)As that segment ends, Amy and Riley conduct their most popular segment, the Official Turtle Time Summer House Minute. (33:03)And then finally, Amy and Riley recap the hell out of Vanderpump Rules season 10 reunion part 1 (56:30) and prepare for the next chapter of Turtle...2023-05-262h 33Turtle TimePatreon Teaser: In Love With Someone Else (Vanderpump Rules S1 E7 Recap)Amy and Riley recap the penultimate episode of the first season of Vanderpump Rules, "In Love With Someone Else". This episode has everything: Laura-Leigh and Jax in a sauna, Jax supporting Laura-Leigh at her N.A. meeting, and Stassi's fashion column journey with Pandora. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok...2023-05-2207 minTurtle TimeTrue Disgusting Lovers (Vanderpump Rules S10 E15 Recap)Welcome back, little turtles. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss their beautiful night at Junkyard Dog watching the Vanderpump Rules finale with the most wonderful people in the world and then remark on the Tom Sandoval and Raquel Leviss breakup (6:13) and try to figure out if there were any highlights from their 10 month long romance. And then finally, Amy and Riley recap the Vanderpump Rules season 10 season finale (13:30) from ashes to ashes and dust to dust. This is 2 hours and 45 minutes of pure Turtle Time! If you enjoyed this episode...2023-05-192h 45Turtle TimePatreon Teaser: Caught With Your Trousers Down (Vanderpump Rules S1 E6 Recap)Amy and Riley recap the sixth episode of Vanderpump Rules which documents Jax and Laura-Leigh's passionate new relationship as well as the demise of Stassi and Frank's. They also provide an update on Lisa and Ken's Treehouse Restaurant. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. Hosted...2023-05-1505 minTurtle TimeFury in Sur Alley (Vanderpump Rules S10 E14 Recap)Welcome back, little turtles. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley formally greet each other and then immediately discuss the Vanderpump Rules Season 10 reunion trailer. After that, they dive into the Summer House Minute (18:00) and discuss the most recent episode of Summer House for one full minute. Then they recount Andy Cohen and Craig Conover's fun train ride (43:45) and Amy discusses reading Andy Cohen's latest book,The Daddy Diaries. Amy and Riley also discuss their favorite types of ice in a new segment called the Summer Ice Minute (46:45) and James Kennedy's new home in Burbank! 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Turtle TimePatreon Teaser: I'm Not a Ghetto Bitch (Vanderpump Rules S1 E5 Recap)Amy and Riley recap the fifth episode of Vanderpump Rules, witness the first Sur all-hands meeting, and watch Scheana rock the hell out of The Roxy. They also discuss taking over Pump Restaurant and starting a new treehouse restaurant there.If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram.2023-05-0808 minTurtle TimeSandoval The Liar (Vanderpump Rules S10 E13 Recap)Amy and Riley wish their little turtle cuties a happy May the 4th and briefly discuss their relationship to Star Wars. They then discuss Summer House for one full minute (11:30), mourn the loss of Pump Restaurant (30:18), and discuss the VPR Finale Trailer (33:55). And then finally, Amy and Riley recap this week's episode of Vanderpump Rules - "The Lady and the Glamp" (S10 E13) - an episode that Riley hated and that Amy was indifferent on (38:00). This is 2 hours and 3 minutes of pure Turtle Time! If you enjoyed this episode but you demand more...2023-05-052h 03Turtle TimePatreon Teaser: Vegas With a Vengeance (Vanderpump Rules S1 E4 Recap)Amy and Riley recap the iconic fourth episode of Vanderpump Rules, "Vegas with a Vengeance", and reminisce on their own beautiful times in Vegas. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-05-0106 minTurtle TimeThe Curse at Tower 12 (Vanderpump Rules S10 E12 Recap)Amy and Riley officially declare Ramona and Avery Singer as their first "Certified Stinkers" and hopefully solve the mystery of why James Kennedy called Tom Schwartz "Mr. Buzz Button" on last week's episode. And then finally, Amy and Riley recap this week's iconic episode of Vanderpump Rules - "Beach, Don't Kill My Vibe" (S10 E12) - and declare it a masterpiece.This is 2 hours and 33 minutes of pure Turtle Time! If you enjoyed this episode but you demand more, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We'll be rec...2023-04-282h 32Turtle TimePatreon Teaser: You Don't Know Jax (Vanderpump Rules S1 E3 Recap)Amy and Riley recap the third episode of Vanderpump Rules - "You Don't Know Jax" and learn that they truly have never known Jax.If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-04-2504 minTurtle TimeThe Rise of Satchel (Vanderpump Rules S10 E11 Recap)Amy discusses her powerful horoscope reading with Ally Lewber and gets to the bottom of her birth chart and what it has in store for the future of Turtle Time. Then Amy and Riley discuss the latest Bravo news and create a new segment called the "Summer House Minute". And then finally, Amy and Riley recap this week's divisive episode of Vanderpump Rules - "Mistress in Distress" (S10 E11). This is 2 hours and 8 minutes of pure Turtle Time! If you enjoyed this episode but you demand more, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa...2023-04-212h 10Turtle TimePatreon Teaser: This Is a Break-Up (Vanderpump Rules S1 E2 Recap)Amy and Riley recap the second episode of Vanderpump Rules - "This Is a Break-Up" and mourn the end of Stassi and Jax's iconic relationship. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-04-1704 minTurtle TimeThe Fall of Schwartz (Vanderpump Rules S10 E10 Recap)Amy and Riley document their experiences with the Vanderpump Rules cast over the weekend - Beau and Stassi at Albertsons; Katie, Ariana, and Scheana at Emo Nite; and then Tom Sandoval in the pits of Hell at the Canyon Club. After that, they dive into Tom Sandoval's disastrous interview on Howie Mandel's YouTube show, and then finally and crucially, Amy and Riley recap this week's powerful episode of Vanderpump Rules - "It's All Happening... Again" (S10 E10). This is 2 hours and 30 minutes of pure Turtle Time! If you enjoyed this episode but you demand...2023-04-142h 31Turtle TimePatreon Teaser: Welcome to Sur (Vanderpump Rules S1 E1 Recap)Amy and Riley welcome their Villa Rosa VIPs to Lisa and Ken's beautiful home, and recap the very first episode of Vanderpump Rules. The start of the dynasty.If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-04-1206 minTurtle TimeReservation for Bubba (Vanderpump Rules S10 E9 Recap)Amy and Riley discuss their trip to Pump Restaurant Lounge in its final days, Tom Schwartz's elucidating appearance on Watch What Happens Live, and this week's beautiful episode of Vanderpump Rules (S10 E9) - "Forbidden Fruit". We hope you like it, little turtles! If you need more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-04-071h 41Turtle TimeFine China (Vanderpump Rules S10 E8 Recap)It's Turtle Time again! This week Amy and Riley discuss being in the courtroom for Scheana Shay's restraining order hearing, the latest VPR breaking news, and an in-depth recap of this week's Vanderpump Rules episode - "By Invitation Only". We hope you like it, little turtles! If you need more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-03-312h 00Turtle TimeTequila Soda Grapefruit (Vanderpump Rules S10 E7 Recap)Amy and Riley are back discussing everything that has rocked the Vanderpump Rules universe since last week - the latest episode (S10 E7), Jax and Brittany on WWHL, season 10 reunion predictions, the current state of Schwartz and Sandy's, TSGs, and much more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-03-241h 39Turtle TimeSad Divorce Gathering (Vanderpump Rules S10 E6 Recap)Amy and Riley are recording live from an echoey bunker on this latest episode of Turtle Time. They discuss Kristen Doute's latest Scandoval updates, Jax and Brittany on Watch What Happens Live, and give a detailed breakdown of Vanderpump Rules' latest episode (S10 E6) Divorce Party Crashers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-03-171h 17
Turtle TimeScandoval and its AftermathAmy and Riley recount what they saw happen at TomTom the night SCANDOVAL erupted. They share their complicated feelings on the Vanderpump Rules universe, the latest episode, Lisa Vanderpump on WWHL, and give helpful advice on how we can all move forward. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-03-101h 50