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Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning0725 RIZZO AND JEFF SHOW TODAY WAS ALL ABOUT THE WOMENS RESTROOM AND IT BEING GROSSRIP HULKSTER!! We got things going by honoring a true legend...What a week of death it has been...Let's uplift and get going with Opening Audio...A son and mother robbed an arcade...The son loaded up his BB gun and committed the robbery...How much can you get out of an arcade?... Chuck E. Cheese employee in mouse costume arrested by the police for credit card fraud...Police were called to the parking lot of the Chuck E. Cheese July 3 after a caller reported a stolen credit card...A cat named Leonardo da Pinchy wants to steal your u...2025-07-251h 44Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning0718 RIZZO AND JEFF FULL SHOW "ROSIE TREAK AND CHIX CROSSES ROAD"Let's play a game...Would you prefer Rosie gives you mouth to mouth or a tracheotomy with a butter knife? Now that we know Jeff is a take or leave it Wings guy, let's get to Opening Audio...A Capybara Cafe has opened in Florida...You can drink while you hang with them...Somehow we went down a Don Knotts road...A couple of guys broke the world record for the largest scotch egg...We found a website that sells exotic meats...Want to go half on 4lbs of antelope leg meat? If you are going to get hair transplants...2025-07-181h 53Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning0716 Rizzo & Jeff BIT OF THE DAY: WORST WAY TO DIE? DEATH BY MEAT GRINDER... OUCHIE!DEATH BY MEAT GRINDER IS THE WORST WAY TO DIE UNLESS YOU WANNA CHOKE ON A SPONGE THAT IS ALIVE!!!RIZZO AND JEFF2025-07-1607 minRizzo and Jeff in the Morning0711 BIT OF THE DAY (Jeff turns 44 and cannot EAT ENOUGH of his YUMMY birthday cake)Happy Birthday Jeff!! 44 years old only means the countdown to 50...Let's start this off right with a little Bachman Turner Overdrive and then get to Opening Audio...Do not pee on your friend Listener Bart interrupted the convo to talk about wanting to talk about Richard Simmons shorts up for auction...Rizzo hit Jeff with another birthday surprise...MAMA JUNE!!She wished Jeff a cracked up happy birthday...There is a group in Pittsburgh that has a nude bowling event that is taking the city by storm...We pondered if it would work here in Asheville...A nurse...2025-07-1146 minRizzo and Jeff in the Morning07/11 ITS JEFF AND HES 44... WHAT CELEBS CALLED IN THE SHOW!!!! A HUGE SHOW TODAYHappy Birthday Jeff!! 44 years old only means the countdown to 50...Let's start this off right with a little Bachman Turner Overdrive and then get to Opening Audio...Do not pee on your friend if they get stung by a jellyfish...It actually makes the sting worse...Don't let a random man pee on you...A man forgot that he left his wife at a gas station after driving 200 miles...She had no money and no wallet...King Of The Hill is back and Rizzo is on cloud 9...Do you have a crack house? A man in Cleveland is catching heat...2025-07-111h 48Rizzo and Jeff in the MorningRIZZO AND JEFF 0709: Short ShowWell, Howdy Doody!! When you kick off the show before 6am chatting with listeners about Flub-A-Dub you know it is going to be a good one..What happened to Gary Coleman? A new A&E tv show that has people take lie detectors had his ex-wife on...It was proven that she lied...The Cracker Barrel on Tunnel Rd. has closed and it has caused quite an uproar...Who would win in a battle between 100 Americans vs 100 British? A woman believes that it would only take 30 Americans to take on 100 British...We went over what our draft picks would be...2025-07-0948 minRizzo and Jeff in the Morning0623 RIZZO & JEFF "Brown Baggers & Corn on the Cob!!!September 13th is a day that will live in infamy as Chili's will get rid of corn on the cob...Rizzo is distraught...He needs to learn to cob on his own...It's Opening Audio time...A woman who was butt naked was arrested for burning american flag and hitting a deputy in the face...A 102 year old fox decided that for her birthday she wanted a butler stripper and she surely got it...A 96 year old man is dead after a woman ran a car into a senior center...Walty Humphs didn't make it...A woman who works in...2025-06-231h 53Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning0603 Rizzo & Jeff talk DANNY DEVITO GETTING SEXY & RIZZO USES LOCAL CELEBRITY TO GET A PARKING SPOT FOR HIM ALONE!!! JEFF CALLS HIM OUT!!!We are getting ready to lust for Danny DeVito later on...But for now we have to get things going with Opening Audio...A story about a loose zebra in Tennessee could have been simple and easy, but of course the wacky sports guy had to ruin it...News people cannot have normal banter...A fight at a school graduation of over 27,000 people came to a halt after a man got completely nude...No one is fighting a nude man...A big rode the double dipper...A man is suing Disney because he was injured on the double dipper water...2025-06-031h 43Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning0602 RIZZO AND JEFF TALK TO THE MAYOR OF AVL AFTER SHOOTING AND TALK WHISTLE PIGSNothing like a little Bachman Turner Overdrive to get us moving on this Mayoral Monday...Let's get to Opening Audio...Bob Dole took a tumble, and we tumble into OA talking about a deputy who was driving around on her motorcycle and her counterfeit plate says "CHASEM3"...She was all things Suzuki...A man took a selfie with a tiger, and you can figure out what happened...President Trump teased the fact that he could pardon Diddy...Diddy has said some incendiary things about him...Watch what you say...A woman was arrested after she took a wig from a...2025-06-021h 51Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning0529 Rizzo and Jeff CHAT DUTCH OVEN SINUS and WHY EMMA WOULD MAKE OUT WITH KATHY BATES WHO LOOKS LIKE ANDY GRIFFITH!!!Take a ride on this Winnebago as we head down the winding road that is Kathy Bates love scenes...Terry Bradshaw took some shots at Aaron Rogers saying he needs to stay in California and eat bark, and every time he is in his presence he feels like it is going to snow...A woman was arrested for felony child abuse after she hit her kid on the plane...The kid called her fat, Miss Piggy, and told her she couldn't fit in the plane seat...A documentary about Barbara Walters is coming out and it is going to show...2025-05-291h 40Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning0520 RIZZO & JEFF SHOW LISTENER COURT: TO PAY 60k AT WAFFLE HOUSE AND COVER RIZZO IN ICINGWell, cover yourself in sprinkles and icing and let's get this thing going on a Tuesday...Leave it to the Canadians to use adult film stars to save their national parks...A new TikTok trend is using adult content creators to promote parks...Getting smurfed is when you dress up like a smurf...The world record was broken for the most smurfs in one place...Where are the smokey mountain smurfs? A delivery driver was stopped at the tarmac in Chicago over the weekend after he made a wrong turn while he was trying to make a delivery...We have...2025-05-201h 53Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning0505 RIZZO & JEFF SHOW... JEFF HAS A WALKER AND NEEDS HELP? WILL YOU HELP HIM?Happy Cinco De Mayo...Jeff glided into work today with a walker he got at Goodwill...That got us ready on a Monday as we got going with Opening Audio...There was a woman that had a sign that said ninja's beat me up and stole my kids and I need money...Love a good honest homeless sign...A man had a snake bite him over 800 times to bring awareness for snake bites...He filmed it and says it's all about science...A real life hamburglar did not get his happy meal...A man is assaulting seniors with cans of c...2025-05-061h 28Rizzo and Jeff in the MorningRIZZO AND JEFF LOST EPISODE... The Patsy Danny Devito is a Sandwich Pitchman and the 350 lb Teacher who CRACKS back!We learn more about what turns Asheville on by the day...For some reason breaded meat parts aka chicken nuggets really do the trick...The Olympics will be in Brisbane, Australia in 2032 and the rowing teams are upset that they will have to row in gator infested waters...AI is getting creepy...At a tech show, Suzanne Somers' widower talked to a robot of hers and asked her questions, and she was able to respond in a clear voice that sounded like her...A woman tried to get on a plane with her dog stuffed in a small carry-on...She...2025-03-271h 41Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning0318 Rizzo & Jeff Show "Butch & Suni are Home... Maybe & The BIGS Family got stuck in the WoodsThat's a violation...Rizzo started off the show with HUMP DAYYY!! We are ready to be wide open...Opening Audio time...A soccer team gave a moment of silence for a player...They thought he had passed...He was still alive and at home watching the game...Here is some bit-o-news...A grandmother fell and her young grandchild had to run to the neighbor for help...Time to think about a life alert...I've fallen and I can't get up...Rizzo is in midweek form with an astronaut montage...Painful stuff...An elderly couple got lost in the woods and...2025-03-191h 41Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning0312 Rizzo and Jeff Talk PT CRUSIERS and BEAVIS...There is a reason why The Rizzo & Jeff Show is on the radio and not TV...Rizzo aka Beavis wants to determine if it's a wet one...And that takes us to Opening Audio...Arnold Schwarzenegger enjoys squirrel meat for his breakfast routine...Jelly Roll was in a Zevia commercial wearing daisy dukes while showing off his pilsy's...A newscaster was shamed on air by her co-workers by letting one loose on air...She claimed it was a gurgle in her throat...Seniors at it again...An 84 year old woman was ready to give up her body to Blake Shelton...2025-03-121h 24Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning0311 RIZZO & JEFF LISTENER COURT: JEFF IS SELFISH AND MADE ME DRIVE HIM TO SOCON!!!Let's rev your engines to get things going...It's time for Opening Audio...There was a show called Quarks where people got stuck in a space sauna...A couple was playing jokes on each other about trapping each other in a sauna...Well the man closed her in it and the door got stuck...Ted Knight was back on TV and had a short lived show where he was a pimp...It lasted six episodes...Clausen pickles is releasing pickle brine that you can drink in a bottle...A guy named Shawn P. Weiner was arrested after walking naked on...2025-03-111h 33Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning0227 Rizzo and Jeff Show: Lewinski, Elder nudity and the Epstein List had MJ and Hawking on it?RIP GENE HACKMAN!! We will get to Gene later on...Cosby resurfaces! That certainly gets things going on a Thursday...It is time for Opening Audio...Who has an ax in their car? Only elders...A road rage incident occurred between two elders and one attacked the other's car...The man known as wide neck was arrested for being a perv...Speaking of perv...An old video of an interview Bill Cosby and Sofia Vergara resurfaced and man was he uncomfortable...BLV...D...Every elder story is either a car crash or involves nudity...One story was of an elder...2025-02-271h 33Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning0225 Rizzo & Jeff: Listener Court William Shatner, Gimme Butt and Manscaped Bugs!!!Rizzo prefers his insects manscaped...A man lost it over a spider because he does not like hairy...Jeff we found out he was the inventor of the game "gimmie butt"...It is a TikTok trend between couples...Jeff plays it with his dog when chasing him...A woman who cannot let high school drama go refuses to get a "marg" with someone from her school who reached out...You know things are going bad when there are pee problems...A woman peed all over items at an organic grocery store...Those include tri-colored quinoa and raw walnuts...A company...2025-02-251h 31Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning0221 Rizzo and Jeff TEET to MOUTH and Giggle Boxes GALORE!!!We have a real giggle box on our hands this morning...As we sit on the big comfy couch we start with Opening Audio...Arnold Schwarzenegger singing The Backstreet Boys got things going...We still can't understand why he nailed the nanny...It's like bedding Alf...Monica Lewinsky is back again...This time she is talking about how men open up to her...Wonder why...Maybe it is curiosity...Vince Vaughn has a way to fix the NBA...He thinks there needs to be a dog involved like Air Bud...A woman claims she has to move after one of h...2025-02-211h 29Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning0214 RIZZO AND JEFF LITHGOW AND PHILLY DILLERhings will be great when you're downtown...We kicked off the show with our favorite mouth harpist Marsha who is heading downtown tonight to party for Valentine's Day...That rolls us into Opening Audio...Howdy! Arizona has legislation out to make howdy the official greeting of the state...You can not have howdy without the doody...Rod Stewarts wife let us know how they keep it hot and sexy in the bedroom...Listener Glenn thinks he looks like Phyllis Diller...Do you have an outside friend? A man who lives outside used a milk jug to break into a house...2025-02-141h 28Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning0128 RIZZO & JEFF REALIZE THE 828 IS PEE WEE FRIENDLY... VERY!!!When you wake up at 3am and you see Pee Wee Herman comes across the pipe, you know it's going to be a good day! All we need is a Billy tickle every now and then...Billy Ray Cyrus has been in the news too much lately, and that takes us to Opening Audio...Do not give a 5 year old a knife and a gun...Cops tried to serve a subpoena at a house and the kid showed up to the front door with both...Billy Ray still can't admit that he didn't come up with Achy Breaky Heart...A...2025-01-281h 26Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning0123 Rizzo and Jeff play "HOW MANY HOTDOGS" and chat "LOVE MAKING IN A DOGGIE BED"Another mouth harping to start the show with our favorite mouth harpist Marsha Marsha Marsha kicking us off...It takes us into Opening Audio...We have problems on The Wheel...A contestant that guessed guppies knocked down Ryan Seacrest...It's NACHO CHEESE...A couple of hockey announcers went crazy after a fan threw nachos onto the ice...Vince Vaughn knows its ski season and that all the lifts are open...He is a part of Jeff's Saturday TBS bored movie watching...He took IT OUT! A man was arrested for flogging the dolphin on the 393 bus...Their description was they...2025-01-231h 23Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning0122 Rizzo and Jeff Show's Celeb Cruise and INTAMATE TELLINGS!!!Could it be the white bean chicken chili that has Rizzo's voice off today? Let's get things going on this super cold day with Opening Audio...The snow was flying in Florida and the folks there made a snow plow out of a box of beer and a pole...A dog that keeps going viral for not knowing how to bark seems to be struggling and the family seems to want him to go viral...A woman went viral for getting her "crazies" out before a date...Someone tell that man to remember the name John Wayne Bobbit...What is w...2025-01-221h 17Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning1205 RIZZO AND JEFF SHOW (THE FOOD YOU MISS AND THE BUSY BUSY BUSY FROSTY)We are busy busy busy...Rizzo pulling a real Professor Hinkle to get things going today...Speaking of Rizzo...Pay attention to when he answers the phone and says hello...He sounds like Doubtfire...People were trying the Mariah Carey challenge...It's where you hit high notes...They failed...Suri Cruise broke up with her boyfriend because he was a singing artist guy...He always sings...Birthday...SING...Anniversary...SING...Fellas, if you are single and in the dating game in your 40's...Don't be like Micheal Jackson...The "We listen and we don't judge" challenge is taking over TikTok...2024-12-051h 28Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning1106 Rizzo & Jeff "47 MEET WNC & THE BIRTHDAY BOY"Donald Trump is the 47th President Of The United States and oh ya by the way it is Rizzo's birthday...Strawberry the pig broke into the barn and got drunk drinking all of the wine...A woman said that asparagus helps her determine who will win the election...Initially it said Kamala...She is now blaming the asparagus...Another woman named Kamala Harris didn't like feeling the pressure to vote for her because they share the same last name...Elon Musk brought up a good point...Why did J-LO not warn anyone about Diddy? They dated for years and she...2024-11-061h 32Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning1105 Rizzo & Jeff's NOT SO Election Special... Seriously WE TRIED!!!ELECTION DAY!! Before we get things going we need to be fed...We took a walk back to the 1980's and took a listen to a Subway tutorial on how to order a proper hoagie...We then reminisced about the time Jeff worked at Goodwill and talked about a story about how some folks donated live ammunition...Jeff would have been the highest paid employee in the store at $11 an hour...There is nothing wrong with being in your 80's and wanting to live like you are 16yrs old...We hear from an elder that lives that life...Somehow we...2024-11-051h 26Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning1031 RIZZO & JEFF HALLOWEEN SPECIAL....Let's walk steadily into this Thursday edition of the show...As we kick off opening audio we talk about the beds we want...Rizzo wants a racecar bed...Jeff wants a wrestling ring bed...A woman has a coffin bed so that she can hide in it and get away from her problems...A woman walks us through what it is like to have gotten it on with a ghost who is a British soldier from the 1700's and is a dynamo in the sack...Tim Walz should have gotten hand fart song guy to join him at his rally...2024-10-311h 44Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning1029 Rizzo & Jeff WELCOME BACK LISTENER COURT... Some of you are INSANE TO SHOWER!!!On the topic of mischievous elders, let's kick the show off with opening audio...But first we get to a woman who is having a ghost pregnancy with Casper the ghost...An elder went into a store and saw a deal for 44lbs of cheese and left with it...Another elder rode a golf cart into a restaurant and ran over people eating dinner...They claim she was not intoxicated...Naughty listener Wendy finally checked in and invited us over again for a bottle of wine after the show...A woman was arrested for rustling a sheep...That is stealing th...2024-10-291h 26Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning1015 Rizzo and Jeff (BIDET INFO, MORE WATER and WATER HUES)Jeff gets his water back and Rizzo’s water pipes explode in his bathroom…What a crazy mid-week show we are having…Despite it all we are seeing the water make its way all around the county no matter what the color is…We were trying to figure out what hue of brown the water was. A caller posed and interesting question about if it is OK to begin using his guilty pleasure…His bidet…Former President Jimmy Carter who recently turned 100 years old his giving folks a chance to become a junior ranger…Those skills might have come in handy these pa...2024-10-161h 35Rizzo and Jeff in the MorningRIZZO AND JEFF ON ELVIS DURAN ALL OVER COUNTRY FROM AVLRizzo and Jeff Join the BIGGEST SHOW in the USA Elvis Duran for 12 minutes while we talk about the devistation brought by Hurricane Helene. 700 Stations ALL OVER AMERICA more listeners than ANY RADIO SHOW IN USA!!! 12 minutes, we had to do pretty well! Thanks Elvis!~2024-10-0810 minRizzo and Jeff in the Morning0929 FULL RECOVERY HURRICANE SHOW RIZZO AND JEFF SAT INSTANT REACTION SIMULCAST FULL 0929 part 1 INSTANT REACTION LIVE AS IT HAPPENS0929 FULL RECOVERY HURRICANE SHOW RIZZO AND JEFF SAT INSTANT REACTION SIMULCAST FULL 0929 part 2 IN REAL TIME DISTRUCTION INSTANT LIVE AS IT HAPPENS PART 1 of 2 from DAY OF HURRICANE..... RUINED EVERYTHING ALL LOST2024-10-022h 36Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning0929 FULL RECOVERY HURRICANE SHOW RIZZO AND JEFF SAT INSTANT REACTION SIMULCAST FULL 0929 part 2 IN REAL TIME DISTRUCTION0929 FULL RECOVERY HURRICANE SHOW RIZZO AND JEFF SAT INSTANT REACTION SIMULCAST FULL 0929 part 2 IN REAL TIME DISTRUCTION2024-10-0249 minRizzo and Jeff in the Morning1002 1002 RIZZO AND JEFF LIVE HURRICANE HELENE SHOW THE DESPERARATRION SINKS IN SLOWLY PART 21002 RIZZO AND JEFF LIVE HURRICANE HELENE SHOW THE DESPERARATRION SINKS IN SLOWLY PART 2 of 2 WEDNESDAY2024-10-021h 36Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning1002 RIZZO AND JEFF LIVE HURRICANE HELENE SHOW THE DESPERARATRION SINKS IN SLOWLY PART 11002 RIZZO AND JEFF LIVE HURRICANE HELENE SHOW THE DESPERARATRION SINKS IN SLOWLY PART 1 of 22024-10-021h 49Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning0926 Rizzo and Jeff Show "Helene sounds like a woman you'd want in a bar fight with you... NOT A HURRICANE"Helene sounds like a woman you'd want in a bar fight with you...We kick off the show with Hurricane Helene bearing down on us...Let's stay safe...Speaking of concern, we listened to Kansas City Chiefs head coach Andy Reid try to explain away that it's not because of Taylor Swift that Travis Kelce is playing bad...He was breathing heavily...Jay-Z who has partied at Diddy's House and Neverland Ranch watches Judge Judy...We laughed at a woman who is married to 18 pool inflatables...Who is laughing now...The hurricane is coming and she is set to go...2024-09-261h 21Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning0912 RIZZO AND JEFF FIGHT A GRANNY AND HAVE RESTROOM CHATTERLet's kick the show off with a little UNC ugghhhh uggghhhh uggghhhh SMOOCH...Shannon Sharpe accidentally left his Instagram Live up as he was having some private time with a lady...A woman was disgusted by a guy clipping his toenails by a pool...To repo or not repo...A man came up with a way to keep his car from getting hitched on to the back of a tow truck...He put propane in the trunk and then put a sign in the windshield that said the car will blow up if moved...Rizzo threw on his best local...2024-09-121h 04Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning0909 Rizzo & Jeff Show "Glenn Scoops, Connie Chung, Kathy Bates and a propped-up Grandma... ITS A MONDAY on the Rizzo and Jeff Show!We have Glenn scoops a plenty to kick off Monday...A father wanted his boy to get all of the girls in school...A man finally unlogged a Lego dot from his nose after 25 years while in the shower...How it got up there, we do not know...Finally the Glenn scoop...A virtual assistant that was tricked into saying a silly name...That was for a listener of ours Glenn...Waiting all weekend for that huh? A weed store that opened on the Cherokee reservation can now sell weed to people 21 and up...Remember that police in NC will...2024-09-091h 20Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning0829 Rizzo and Jeff Show... ARE WE ON... YES... DANNY DEVITO DIVIDES the 828 and TONY DANZA LOSES HIS DAMN MIND!!!ARE WE ON? Had to fiddle with the buttons this Thursday to get things going...Open your mouth for The Rizzo & Jeff Show as we talked about the return of Kobayashi to the hot dog eating competition...A young man taught us how to eat pizza by folding it as if we didn't know...Want to 1 star me? Watch your back...A Lyft driver got a 1 star rating after taking customers to the mall and vandalized their house...If you are starting school and you are suffering from the dreaded acne, DONOT rub onion and garlic on your face to...2024-08-291h 32Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning0828 Rizzo Razzles Jeff is a DUD! Look out 828 shootings ABOUND!You know the show was going to be off the rails when Rizzo hit you with the old tired HUMMPPPP DAYYY to start the show...Opening audio got going with throat chakra...A woman who talks to aliens is concerned about her voice in the future...A man who is an obvious liar ate half of a box of dog treats from Costco and then halfway through figured out they were dog treats...He is suing now...How do you feel about Prius people? A woman who drives a Prius was caught on camera stealing people's plastic lawn furniture and...2024-08-281h 32Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning0827 SHOUT OUT TO VOODOO BREWING IN ARDEN NC!!! RIZZO IS BACK AND HE IS ON AN ELVIS HIGH SO LISTENER COURT WAS THE MOST ONE SIDED EVERRizzo returns fresh off of his Elvis high when he was on stage with Jeff in front of 5,000 people...He needed an extra day off to come back down to earth...We got opening audio going with three clips that he feels will energize and enlighten...And when we say enlighten we mean him teaching you how to treat a man, which actually was a woman who says you should be mean to men to keep them around...Scream at them...demean them...Also we heard another annoying drive-thru guy who had a meese of a meal, but he ordered...2024-08-271h 42Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning0822 Rizzo and Jeff Show (DARN IT THERE IS A DARE DOG & YES CATS PAY RENT)Have your post it notes on your fridge? Need to make sure the most important thing to start your morning is Rizzo's triple scoop of audio for Opening Audio...A child was drunk as a skunk after a restaurant accidentally gave her wine instead of grape juice...A guy wasn't sure if the hole in his leg was a bite from a bear or the gun he fired after a bear attacked him...He might want to get it checked out...Jay Leno is planning his own death...We gave his body his once over...He is planning a museum...2024-08-221h 42Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning0819 Rizzo & Jeff "Rizzo's LEMONDO STAND, Jazzy Treatment, Donahue Goobye and a NEW RAZZLE DAZZLE!!!Rizzo likes goo...And by goo we mean his ice cream... As we kicked up with a double scoop of audio...An awful karaoke performance to get this going this morning...And a woman who has a genius idea of opening up a lemonade stand as an adult to pay her way through law school...She needs a better price point than a nickel like Rizzo used to charge as a kid...We had to delve into wacky news folks as we delivered to you a montage of wacky news folks who couldn't handle that the Olympics are over...We...2024-08-191h 28Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning0817 WEEK IN REVIEW (Rizzo and Jeff LOSE ALL STREET CRED)The First Week of LISTENER COURT brought to by VOODOO BREWING in AVL!!! The silly discussion of being SLAP SILLY, the show FOUND PAT hiding as a reporter and the kidnapped proposal, NO VOICE RIZZO pushes through the Donald Trump Rally AS TERRIBLE NEWS REPORTERS... The JNN lost ANY STREET CRED (it didn't have much) and Rizzo talks about proposals with NJ, Blanket and the Bambine!2024-08-171h 32Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning0815 Rizzo & Jeff Show "Rizzo attempted to "service" the listeners to start the show AND Willy Amos DIES!!!Rizzo attempted to "service" the listeners to start the show but had the jimmy fingers and was hitting all the wrong buttons...He isn't a confident caramel man like the guy we discussed who claims he is god's gift to women...Rizzo can dream on...Much like the guy who is attempting to replace Steven Tyler who we thought hit the note of Dream On...Kurt Busch got a DUI...He was double the legal limit...If you didn't know...Buschy's got a guy...Ever get your phone repaired at "The Fix?" ...Well one woman did, and the employee got...2024-08-151h 35Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning0813 Rizzo and Jeff Show LISTENER COURT BROUGHT TO YOU BY VOODOO BREWING, The Crappy Ken Jennings and the $450 WEDDING? REALLY!!!Stick out that left hand and put er there...Unless you're not left handed...Which Rizzo thought Jeff was...Surprise...He isn't...Ever been in an earthquake...One happened in LA yesterday and live on TV we saw it happen...It was only a 4.7...No biggie...The simplest of rides...The Alice In Wonderland ride malfunctioned in Disneyland with the doors slamming...A woman forgot to tell her husband until they signed the marriage certificate that she was 25 years older...Have we just about had it with the tipping fatigue? Another story of a woman who went to get a...2024-08-131h 37Rizzo and Jeff in the MorningUPDATED: Rizzo & Jeff's CRAZIEST Week in Review YET! RnJ are in REAL COURT, LISTENER COURT, HOWDY DOODY and Canadian #2'ers Goin ALL OVERListener Court became as SELFISH as our former friend over Fajita's and Jeff SWEPT IT! Then Rizzo tried to FORCE the "BAMBINE" his son into the HOWDY DOODY hello which Jeff thought was a little FORCED on Rizzo's part. Then we meet Hao, who is SO FAT and BAD IN BED his wife is suing him for EVERY TIME she had to endure HAO! We then meet an 825lb woman who has been deemed "MODERN DAY MOMMA GRAPE" and is a fire Hazard! She CAN NOT GO HOME! We then have a vicious fight over old fashioned Windsor BANNED Board...2024-08-101h 39Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning0809 Rizzo & Jeff "Howdy Doody! Want to meet Hilary Fluff? No? Well Fluff is an Emotional Support Chicken... CLUCK CLUCK...Howdy Doody!! Want to meet Hilary Fluff? No? Well Fluff is an emotional support chicken...A woman was pulled over because in her front seat she had a child's seat and in it was her emotional support chicken eating Funyuns...A guy sang about how poor he was on pay day to the tune of Cotton Eye Joe...Imagine being labeled a fire hazard...We were able to listen to a top-notch best man speech that involved balding and being chunky...Speaking of...A 825lb bisquicker was told she cannot return to her 8th floor apartment because she was deemed...2024-08-091h 32Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning0808 Rizzo and Jeff Show ITS COURT DAY... We Talk Paternity man... HOLD ON COURT.... AND BACK... Why was Shawneesha was arrested again?ITS COURT DAY for Rizzo & Jeff...If you didn't know, a few months ago we got pulled over for speeding but we weren't speeding...So we are heading to the Buncombe County Courthouse to fight it...Rizzo, who is dressed in his periwinkle colored shirt, is ready to go...Before we go we had some things to discuss like idiots who keep trying to go viral by singing their orders at drive-thrus...What is happening in Iowa? A man went on a nude bonanza running around with his cornhusker out stealing cars...Lets share a tender moment together...Another man...2024-08-081h 25Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning0805 Rizzo and Jeff Show.... $51.00 Taco Bell, RFK, Cornucopia's and THE FREE AVL ROOF (Cheap Cheap Jeffies)$51 for some Taco Bell thickies? A couple ordered Taco Bell and could not believe that the bill was so high...We feel the woman left out some of the order and her husband orders extra thickies to make the bill so high...Keep your eyes out for Bill...A guy has a secret admirer that admires his courage for driving an effeminate car and wants to smell him up close...We believe it's the neighbor Bill who has a piece of his blinds cut out so he can peep on him...More gold medals come to the USA in the...2024-08-051h 41Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning0802 Rizzo and Jeff ELDER ARE MS-13 or GS3 and Elvis and Patsy Cline RIP OFF LOCAL FANNY PACKS at AVL FEST!!!It's Patttt!! Opening audio kicked off with a man singing a love poem to his woman who he claims is worried about him dating other women...Worry about where your lady is at Pat...A swiftie couldn't work a record player...No surprise...The elders are joining MS-13? A man stole a Walmart electric cart and went on a 2 MPH high speed chase...The Walmart greeter could have stopped him but didn't...We know who they are...A guy called the cops on the fact that cops were making too much noise with their police sirens near his house as...2024-08-021h 35Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning0726 Rizzo & Jeff Show "Nobody cares about your dumb phone booth story Rizzo... Canadians CHEAT and OPRAH and GAYLE KING SPEAK OUT"Nobody cares about your dumb phone booth story Rizzo...Rizzo had a dumb story that he thought was must listen to radio that he tried to get on all show...We chatted about how we were disciplined as kids because a camp counselor talked about entitled kids that can't even spell the word exit...Rizzo then tried to slip in the phone booth story, but Johnny called, derailing his plan and talked about using the phone booth as a restroom in the past...The man who invented Flamin' Hot Cheetos was a janitor working for Frito Lay...Or so he...2024-07-261h 47Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning0723 Rizzo and Jeff Show "Dont FEED your DOG ALPO, The Great Murdocho called and tried to sell us on Brendan Fraiser TAKE OUT TIPS!!!"Do not feed your dog Alpo...Rizzo felt the audience was on the edge of their seats this morning to hear this story when the show kicked off...A dog seemed to have had too much of it and had a world record gas passing...The Weinermobile is down and out after an accident outside of Chicago...Speaking of down and out...A couple decided to do an all-electric trip by car and boat...Unfortunately, the boat sank, and they were eaten by sharks...Sex is back at the Olympics with over 300,000 prophylactics being handed out...We learned from Johnny...2024-07-231h 21Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning0719 Rizzo and Jeff Show (A BEAR AT HOME, KINGS KNIGHT GOATS and STAMOS IS LEARNIN ABOUT FULL HOUSE 40 YEARS LATER)No outage is stopping this show on a Friday....A global outage has grounded airplanes and stopped people from accessing their banks...Man what a crazy week in America...Do you know who loves America...The one and only Hulk Hogan...The Hulkster was the star of the RNC last night...He cut a wrestling promo and did the shirt rip to boot...If someone wants a pizza at the Sam's Club Cafe two minutes before closing should they get it? One woman thought so and her and her daughters assaulted the employee...Speaking of assault, here in Asheville we h...2024-07-191h 25Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning0717 Rizzo and Jeff Show "THE PORTLAND LOO, BABY HANDS ELECTROCUTED AND INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES FROM MR.MIYAGI"Nothing says a Wednesday morning like waking up after your fiancé was electrocuted by a lightning strike...That happened to Rizzo's lady...Thankfully she is OK...Now she can play Mall Madness and Dream phone..Ever meet a word wizard? They are easily found in the periodical section in your local library...A guy tried messing with a local woman testing her spelling and it went viral...More meat heisting...Yesterday people robbed an Arby's of $3500 worth of meat...Today we find out ships are being hit in ports around the country for their meat...One in Philadelphia for over 15k...2024-07-171h 29Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning0715 Rizzo and Jeff LETS COOL DOWN EVERYONE! The Trump Attempt, Richard Simmons and Dirty Girl Doctor Ruth... We Hardly knew YE!Let's bring down the temperature in the room today!! An attempted assassination of a US President....Deaths galore...Richard Simmons...Dr. Ruth...Shannen Doherty...A woman shoplifted from a TJ Maxx 30 times....Another woman found a dead mouse in her Mike's Hard Lemonade...Dr. Ruth has passed at 96...We went through some wonderful memories of Dr. Ruth...She was nasty in a good way...If you're looking to make love just do it in the midday in the Catskills...Corn Flakes on pizza? What is that melty gooey faced Schnatter up to now? It's the new crunchy taste of the...2024-07-151h 27Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning0628 Rizzo & Jeff Show "Rizzo as he sounded like he was throwing out koosh balls? ITS A FRIDAY EPISODE of Rizzo and Jeff"Ever run down a list of Rosie O'Donnell's wives? Well, we did to kick off Friday's show...Thank Rizzo as he sounded like he was throwing out koosh balls...Ever have a bear log in your car? A guy's car was destroyed after a bear got trapped inside...Not only did he destroy the inside but he left a bear log...A woman is being brought up on assault charges for throwing a tarantula at someone...A dump truck tipped over in front of a woman's house that was filled with manure and she claims she smelled nothing...We deduced...2024-06-281h 30Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning0625 UPDATED: Tuesday Rizzo and Jeff Show "LETS PLAY THE FUED" and "CHARGE A KID TO EAT"What happens when a husky gamer kid loses it? How about he flies from Newark to Florida...Dresses in all black and attacks another gamer kid with a hammer...When is it time to give up when you're stuck in the woods...Is it 10 days and in that time, you drink from your boot and are being stalked by a mountain lion? Never give up!! We have astronauts stuck in space currently...Rizzo questioned what you do with the #2...Guys do you shave your legs? A man has created a razor just for you...Still buy stamps? Alex Trebek is...2024-06-251h 24Rizzo and Jeff in the MorningRIZZO AND JEFF WEEK IN REVIEW (YANCY COUNTY AND BABY MAN)Rizzo and Jeff's "WEEK IN REVIEW" was a Doozy! First we spoke to the newest BABY on earth who was had in a TACO BELL/KFC and we named in Col. Col What? We do NOT KNOW... well we tried to fgure that out. Wew than took a trip to Idaho to the Potato Parcel to learn about a SEXY ICON! Then we talk Japanese Measurments and how THEY ARE LACKING according to the GOV, Survey! We then PROVE Richard Simmons is DEAD or not... depending on who you believe! YANCY IS FANCY as Jeff is ELECTED the Chancellor and...2024-06-2251 minRizzo and Jeff in the Morning0618 Rizzo & Jeff "Whoopi Eats Cat... Snacks & ONE WAY HOME that's WHOOP TOOSHIE!When is it appropriate to have a mariachi band? Wanna feel old? Napoleon Dynamite is back hocking Ore-Rida potatoes 20 years after he first came into the public eye...Remember that if you meet an alien that they are not aliens...They are Starseeds...A woman ran a marathon at a Taco Bell and somehow it turned into a tangent about Dr. Now from My 600lb Life ...We blame him for a lot of problems in the world...We played Dead or Alive...Rizzo is convinced Richard Simmons is 6 feet under...We played a poem he read on his YouTube...He...2024-06-181h 24Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning0604 Rizzo & Jeff Show "We debated if Rizzo should remove his taped up photo of Bea Arthur off of his bedroom wall"Rizzo & Jeff kicked off Tuesday's show happy that no cops were involved in their morning...After that sense of relief the show celebrated the final week of Sajak by suggesting a commemorative Sajak bobblehead...Only to reconsider because his head is a watermelon on top of a twig...How could you ship grandma still alive from the nursing home to the funeral home? That happened to one Nebraska woman...We figured out it was big pharma that got her because she was trafficking viagra...If the plan upon a breaking and entering is to eat cereal, make sure...2024-06-041h 24Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning0531 Rizzo & Jeff "Do you know how it’s a fat man that hit your car? We TELL YOU!Do you know how it’s a fat man that hit your car? He leaves a pack of tacos on the hood…That’s how we started our Friday…Then we took a trip to Tennessee to listen to a woman who guns down cicadas…When you see a cicada, shoot a cicada! Just admit it…You lied about reading books to get your free personal pan pizza at Pizza Hut…Also Rizzo remembers his elementary school librarian…Sally Struthers? Kathy Bates? John Daily? …Just some of the blondes we celebrated on National Blonde Appreciation Day…A quick shout out to Lenny Kravitz who...2024-05-311h 32Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning0529 Rizzo and Jeff Show "Rizzo pulled quite the humdinger out of the fifth pocket of his skin tight Levis"It’s a Wednesday on the show and Rizzo pulled quite the humdinger out of the fifth pocket of his skin tight Levi’s today…It started early with try to figure out who cleans up the mess of a man who has decided to transition from a collie in to a panda…The humdingers didn’t stop there because this next one was in the top 1% of humdingers…A 72 year old woman who is in the top 1% of all onlyfans creators…She wants men 35 and up to visit her early in the day so she can show you what she’s...2024-05-291h 24Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning0525 BEST OF RIZZO AND JEFF MEMORIAL DAY STAYCATION SPECIALThis IS THE PERFECT show for your MEMORIAL DAY Asheville "Staycation"! Rizzo and Jeff talk about how EATING MCDONALDS and drinking DIET COKE does not help with Weight Loss! Then we talk about Groping a Goofy (GAWRSH) Rizzo being a PEN STEALING MINI VAN DADDY! We then wrap up with Jeff in Listener Court for STEALING from Ruby's Salad Bar and the URINAL $50!!!2024-05-2644 minRizzo and Jeff in the Morning0524 Rizzo & Jeff "POW! Right in the kisser. Do the words ‘eminent domain’ have you fired up this morning? "POW! Right in the kisser. Do the words ‘eminent domain’ have you fired up this morning? How about Ticket Master’s prices?Does an ornery Minnie Mouse have you wanting to bite a priest? Rizzo and Jeff launch ‘People We Wanna Fight Fridays!’ Has your kid squealed to the teacher about the weed growing at your home? Dad doesn’t get enough credit- so to get him ready to grill all weekend we gathered a list of classic rock Dad Tunes. Maybe Dad's new truck stop friends can jam out with him. Johnny called in with unbelievable...2024-05-241h 31Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning0520 Rizzo & Jeff "You may already know the three R’s… what about the three G’s? Goofy, Gail King, and Grifting pens"You may already know the three R’s… what about the three G’s? Goofy, Gail King, and Grifting pens. Where to even begin! Rizzo asked one question that seemed to unite all of Asheville- can you STEAL the pen a server brings you to sign your bill? 62% of people have a different opinion. WAIT! They’re NOT free at the bank? F’real F’real.We got a report from one teacher that shared some QUALITY 8th grade insults and slang. Do you know anyone that looks like your grandmas couch? One grandma landed herself in some hot water by...2024-05-201h 21Rizzo and Jeff in the MorningRIZZO AND JEFF WEEK IN REVIEWThis week was we talk to the woman who knitted her “TOMMY LEE” sized (ahem) Jason Mamoa look alike boyfriend, BVDS, Jeff being the office clown and DEATH of Betty Rizzo’s Caddy!2024-05-1842 minRizzo and Jeff in the Morning0517 Rizzo and Jeff Show "ITS DEAD.... FOR GOOD NOW"How do you deal with a car crisis? Rizzo’s car died on the way in today, and he had to jog on a mountain, uphill-both ways at 3am with the full Baywatch Bounce.Needless to say he came in slap-happy- what is Power Slap?! One teachers lesson in slag taught us to keep it on the mute, unless it comes to Jerry O’Connell. One California company is using Chunk from the Goonies to pitch a $32 bag of ice! Does that surprise you?Better let Jeff know first then, as his Anti-Surpise side came out when...2024-05-171h 18Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning0516 Rizzo & Jeff Show "HOW DID JEREMY CLARKSON WIN UK’S SEXIEST MAN AND WHY DO PEOPLE THINK WANDA IS LENNY"?!Does Mercury being in retrograde have you polishing crystals? Do you have Voodoo dolls of all 5 or your husbands? Do you bring To Go containers home from the buffet? Rizzo and Jeff do their best to navigate all these life questions including HOW DID JEREMY CLARKSON WIN UK’S SEXIEST MAN?!This Saturday is the luckiest day of the year with a special celestial event, but a couple Canadian farmers have a souvenir of their own from the stars as a piece of Space X debris landed in their field. Probably not the best thing to cuddle at ni...2024-05-161h 28Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning0515 Rizzo and Jeff Show lettuce celebrate making halfway through the week by gorging silly snacks and Irish portals!Lettuce celebrate making halfway through the week by gorging silly snacks and Irish portals! Rizzo and Jeff ask- What makes a sandwich? And Asheville was on a roll with calls! The Indiana Supreme Court recently made a decision declaring A TACO IS A SANDWICH! Does that cut the mustard to you? Pizza Hut has their own take with a debuting Cheeseburger melt!Available for delivery or pick up- just don’t get caught using the app in your car at the drive thru like one teen is Saskatoon or it will cost ya! Can you make a sandwich wi...2024-05-151h 33Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning0514 Rizzo and Jeff Show "Don’t ask about his woolens or sleeping situation Horselagger gets ornery"Rizzo and Jeff celebrate NC’s ‘Strive Beyond’ week by leaving the cars at home and checking in Lee Horselagger from XAmericaByHorse.com. Just don’t ask about his woolens or sleeping situation, he gets ornery. Horselagger is hoping to make it to Boston by years end cruising at a brisk 3mph IN A HORSE AND BUGGY!! That sounds about exhilarating as doing 2,000 jigsaw puzzles with your partner. 3mph is about how fast the traffic on 26 is moving this morning, so we got our bids in for the new connector project. Oh My Stars! Is the MTV Movie and TV Awards C...2024-05-141h 19Rizzo and Jeff in the MorningSAT RIZZO AND JEFF WEEK IN REVIEWRizzo and Jeff's Week in Review (Week of 05-05) was a doozy! The ONLY FAT in the DPRK, Intern Jacob may know Sousa but not Swayze, Wolf Blitzers Speedbag is HURTING, Ric Flair is DRUNK (you NEVER cut off the KING). A woman wants to KILL a doctor for the NON-STOP RUNS she got after surgery and speaking of smells Rizzo and Jeff have a little fun with the 828 regarding Celebs who LOOK LIKE they just STINK! Catch up on all the fun EVERYWHERE podcasts are at or here LINK BELOW: (https://1059themountain.com/mornings/categories/mornings-podcasts/)2024-05-1139 minRizzo and Jeff in the Morning0510 Rizzo & Jeff Show "Milfs, Meats, and Malibu’s are the PERFECT way to celebrate Mom on a Mothers Day"Milfs, Meats, and Malibu’s are the PERFECT way to celebrate Mom on a Mothers Day weekend lead-in for Rizzo and Jeff! Ashley Madison’s chief strategy officer Paul even phoned in to drop some AMAZING affair stats! Monday after Mother’s Day they see a 400% INCREASE in wife’s and moms looking for a little extra on the side! One subway worker was punched in the mouth for leaving off the extra ham. Should have gotten a burger, like the story Richard Simmonds shared about a juicy moment the WeightSaint had with Roseanne Barr. Roseanne wasn’t exactly THE...2024-05-101h 20Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning0509 Rizzo and Jeff Show "After learning about Jellyroll’s 5K results we ask who might need a shower- Shaq? Danny Devito? Mama June?"It’s a Stormy one today on Rizzo and Jeff! No not the one giving testimony. Did the thunderstorms have you up all night wondering if Joy Behar and Ricky Martin could repopulate the Earth? Or if could you win a mid-air brawl over the pacific? How about which celebrity stinks?After learning about Jellyroll’s 5K results we ask who might need a shower- Shaq? Danny Devito? How about Mama June? None of them have ever put out an album so we tested Intern Jacob on the hits of other stars. Can he name ANY or is all...2024-05-091h 26Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning0508 RIZZO & JEFF SHOW "We Talk to Local Rapper/ Doc Dee about Senior STD's and Steven Segal smells like a Moose in Heat""We Talk to Local Rapper/ Doc Dee about Senior STD's and Steven Segal smells like a Moose in Heat" BET US ON THAT!!! One- Two- Skadoo- it’s a Stylin’ and Profilin’ Wednesday to celebrate Joanie and Chachi’s 40th on Rizzo and Jeff- WOOO! As a North Carolina native- would YOU cut off The Nature Boy? One Tallahassee college bartender almost got figure foured when he kicked Ric Flair out of a bar! Lucky he didn’t get bit like one man who had a chunk taken out his skull at a EDM concert. Flair got banned from that b...2024-05-081h 30Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning0507 Rizzo & Jeff Show "Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Rizzo and Jeff got a real special one lined up, just for you!"Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Rizzo and Jeff got a real special one lined up, just for you! Listener Court is ONCE AGAIN in session- As King or Queen of the castle- should the door be closed whilst you sit upon the thrown? Is the Honeymoon over if the wife is doing business only a shower curtain away? What say YOU Asheville? Commode door opened or closed at your house? Tom Selleck doesn’t have that issue with 63 acres at his disposal- let’s hope he stays working and away from reverse mortgages. The Colorado ‘SplashStreet Boys’ of the water de...2024-05-071h 20Rizzo and Jeff in the MorningRIZZO AND JEFF WEEK IN REVIEWThis Week Rizzo and Jeff begin chatting about Zebras before discovering they sound like a Dorse. Then we meet a woman who would MAKE LOVE to an Alien if asked as it would show she was "Chosen". We then meet AL who tries to WOO all the ladies of the 828 after paying 400 a week for a LOVE CONNECTION billboard in Texas. After speaking to a VIRAL SENSATION Emma was smitten as a kitten. Listener Court pit Rizzo and Jackie Chan vs. Jeff and Steven Segall. This is when Rizzo realizes Jeff and him had Ozempic jugs and Rizzo could NEVER...2024-05-0543 minRizzo and Jeff in the Morning0503 Rizzo & Jeff Show (Climb in a Whishing Tree with Whistling Andy's) TODAY WAS NUTS!Throw on your best half off Brooks Brothers sweater for a Rizzo and Jeff FOR ALL AGES! Did you realize some of our favorite celebs are GERIATRICS NOW?! George Clooney, Gordon Ramsey, shirtless Brad Pitt and even TYSON are AARP eligible! DO NOT question Halle Berry on that- SHE S IN MENOPAUSE! Johnny calls in to school us again on just what that means. Even if you’re an elder- you might have grown up watching these TV shows with the best theme songs. CAN ASHEVILLE GUESS NIMBER ONE?! About 30 calls in 10 minutes had us all over the chart to na...2024-05-031h 25Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning0502 Rizzo & Jeff have Intern Jacob climb aboard for an antique sing along of 1800’s jams- do dah, do dah!All Aboard the Rizzo and Jeff Magic School Bus- Let’s just hope Simba and Nala aren’t getting busy on the roof, or this could take HOURS! Intern Jacob climbed aboard today for an antique sing along of 1800’s jams- do dah, do dah. Don’t like to travel by bus? Flying isn’t any better right now as one 49-year-old pilot was taken into police custody for drunk and wreck less behavior instead of making his flight to Tokyo. But Bunkham county knows ALLLL about drinking, 1 out of 4 of you are hungover RIGHT NOW! That could be the perfect pl...2024-05-021h 14Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning0501 Rizzo & Jeff Show In what may THE STEAMIEST moment in Rizzo and Jeff history- our caller Grandma Emma and Al made LOVE REALIn what may THE STEAMIEST moment in Rizzo and Jeff history- our caller Grandma Emma and Al made an amazing long distance love connection!Rizzo and Jeff are spreading love in all the right places. From the 70 year old with a billboard in Sweetwater, TX to conjoined twins with a different preferences, to a 46 year old singing to his lizard- LOVE IS LOVE! Today is gonna SLAP! Al Gilberti called in and IS WILLING TO RELOCATE TO ASHEVILLE! Currently he has a billboard up and gets over 400 texts a day from MOSTLY women looking for love just like...2024-05-011h 20Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning0430 Rizzo & Jeff Show... Are You Goin' with Jackie ‘CannonBall’ Chan or ‘Putin’s Top Guy’ Steven Segal?Rizzo and Jeff hop in their home-made flying machine for an ACTION-PACKED Tuesday adventure!! Wild Zebra’s on the loose, Alien Abductions, Bigfoot, and Clint BY GAWD Eastwood are JUST THE BEGINNING!! What noise DOES a zebra make?! It’s called A BARK and we have the recording. We also break out the recording of a man named Anthony Vella’s live streamed PARAGLIDER CRASH! He’s ok, no worries, Siri called 911 not Bigfoot 911 where our friend Jon Bruner works. Mr. Bruner called in to discuss Marion’s FREE upcoming Bigfoot Festival. We asked to judge the hairy man contest, but it wil...2024-04-301h 15Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning0429 Rizzo & Jeff RICHARD SIMMONS HAS BLOCKED US!! We go snout to snout for an especially regular Monday thanks to Müeslix!RICHARD SIMMONS HAS BLOCKED US!! Rizzo and Jeff get snout to snout for an especially regular Monday thanks to Müeslix! German bran cereal and casual Starbucks nudity not your thing? Then cry about it! 1-900-Cry to Me is available to hear all your woes. What 900 numbers did you call in the past? Even Dave pled the 5th!! Naughty ones? Wrestling ones? How about Grandpa Munster?! We would have called Richard Simmons but… Can you believe after all the chat last week- HE BLOCKED US!! IT’S TRUE! A little Jeff soup might have more health benefits than you think...2024-04-291h 25Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning0426 Rizzo and Jeff Show "Really? Seriously Asheville? Who knew you wanted to talk SO MUCH RICHARD SIMMONS?!?And who knew Bigfoot was beloved in this area? Marion’s upcoming Bigfoot festival is creating SUCH a buzz, we might- NAY- WE WILL have to go! Have any of you actually SEEN a squatch? Or a zombie? Or a vampire? Keep that gat by that gat by the bed just in case! DO NOT take it to the bank if you get scammed.Would a 109mph fastball to the noggin have you asking for someone to kiss the bobo? Have you DoorDashed to a prison? What is the plural for Grouse?! This is no way to...2024-04-261h 22Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning0425 Rizzo & Jeff Jamers Lipton was a PIMP? Are you a Muppet Man? Are you nuttier than a Squirrel Turd? Today is for YOU!Are you a Muppet Man? Do you have leather clad Roseanne on your mind? Are you nuttier than a squirrel turd? Then today’s Rizzo and Jeff is for you!What a cornucopia of silliness- a Jim Henson biopic isn’t the only movie in the works- but WHO COULD POSSIBLY play Dick Simmons to get him upset? We couldn’t think of any HIS past relationships, but some other weird celebrity couples might have you going Teee Heeee. Somehow we questioned who looked better in leather- Rosie O Donnell or Roseanne Barr. It’s not stretch to think those two are...2024-04-251h 28Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning0424 Rizzo & Jeff MORE GROUSE!!! WE LOSE ALL CONTROL... You EAT WHAT???MOVE OVER STUDENT DRIVERS! Rizzo and Jeff bring you an all you can eat joyride today! On the menu- Cartoon death, bagel lawsuits, miserable celebs, and Jammie chat. What is a sprouted grain anyways? A lawsuit has been launched against Panera that asks that very question. Really, we should all be suing Bob Ross for FRAUD after learning about his LIE! One food truck owner was busted in a lie of his own for selling HORSE MEAT! But according to our caller Johnny, that’s not the best animal to eat- bear, squirrel, Octopi, and grouse are all way better. Yo...2024-04-241h 12Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning0423 Rizzo & Jeff Show "One tomato does not equal a 60” TV, so the self-checkout loophole is a bust."Brrrr! There is a chill in the air today Asheville! Could it be from getting wronged by a car dealer? Is it from the looming fate of Tik Tok? Or is that chill coming from YOUR FIANCE’?!Listener court had a VERY special guest as Jeff called Rizzo’s fiancé to the witness stand to discuss SOCK THEFT! Is it ‘what’s mine is yours’ or are things getting a little too close to ‘intimate?’ YOU help decide how this ends.Rizzo might have taken a bath in court- how often do you bath? Your help with picking a...2024-04-231h 25Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning0422 Rizzo and Jeff "Squatches, Nik Cage, and Selleck Smut- OH MY-"Squatches, Nik Cage, and Selleck Smut- OH MY- It’s the post 4/20 Monday on Rizzo & Jeff!! At our appearance over the weekend- Jeff was accosted! Lois, a very friendly older gal, got herself a handful and it leads us to ask- What makes Jeff appealing to elders? If you’re in a jam- call your gam gam. One grandmother took the law into her own hands and busted into a school to help with a beat down! The old school way would have been a soapin. A recent survey says only 10% have actually gotten soap in the mouth, and your call...2024-04-221h 18Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning0418 Rizzo & Jeff Show "Vroom vroom to turning this karma car around with Rizzo and Jeff"What have you left in an Uber Asheville?! Rizzo and Jeff question how you ended up #6 in THE NATION!! Was it the burrito steamer? The fake teeth? Or the life-sized cardboard cutout of Scott Stapp that put us over the top?! Are Taki’s fine, because one student got SUSPENDED for chippin on the bus! YOU made need to use the bus soon with the major construction project about to start on 26, Jackson’s Western is even moving because of it. How much was your wedding? Did your in-laws pay? Pat Sajack won’t be paying for his daughters if she ke...2024-04-181h 29Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning0417 Rizzo & Jeff Show Melissa Ethridge will be in the 828 & wonder if she will visit The Carolina Foot Hills Resort?TODAY WAS A ZOO! After peacocking around with overly aggressive sparrows and dodging the makaks with STD’s, Rizzo and Jeff got and update on the elephant on the loose in Butte, Montana! Does anyone actually visit BUTTE?! What we ARE excited to visit is the Salvage Station when Rizzo’s love Melissa Ethridge comes to town in September! Any Ethy’s in Asheville?! We wonder if she will visit The Carolina Foot Hills resort when she’s in the area? One review of our nearest nudist resort had RAVE reviews for the Bop-It, volleyball, and DJ JJ Stevie!When do you b...2024-04-171h 26Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning0416 Rizzo & Jeff "Yu-Gi-Oh Smelling Girls and King Charles Cancelled... WHAT A DAY!!!!It’s Tuesday- You Know What That Means- The debut of Listener Court! Are you ready for a Doozy of a day Asheville? How did Tax Day treat you? Rizzo and Jeff discuss one woman’s viral video about the ‘IRS SCAM’ that’s makes you PAY to work? If only somebody like Charles Barkley had a show that could teach her! But Sir Charles and Gale King were canceled after 6 months. How do taxes work in Canada? One man was victimized for 4 months with HAM PIZZA DAILY! Does he have to claim that?! And the FIRST Rizzo and Jeff LISTENER C...2024-04-161h 18Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning0415 Rizzo & Jeff (Do YOU feel like being Goofy Today)Do YOU feel like being Goofy today?! Rizzo and Jeff turn to Homer Simpson to get some answers on how Goofy caused permanent injury to one Disney guest! The votes are still out if he’s a cow or a dog. One person that will be no help with counting is John Wayne Bobbit- he’s down a few more appendages. Though he is quite philosophical. His brain might work for science but OJ’s was declined. Will Smith’s might need to be examined after his Cochella appearance. A better choice would have been DJ Captain Kirk- the 92 year old Long...2024-04-151h 19Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning0412 Rizzo & Jeff Show Paint nothing burger and name it Kato Kaelin... GOOD RIDDENCE OJIN MEMORIAM TO JUICE. Rizzo and Jeff reflect upon how insanely close they were to an OJ Simpson interview with a deep dive into Orenthal. Caitlyn Jenner says ‘Good Riddance’ while OJ says ‘pass’ on her wife Chris. Did you know he was the first choice for terminator over Arnold?! We paint nothing burger and name it Kato Kaelin. Ford has recalled thousands of Broncos for fuel leaks and we ask ‘where were you’ when the verdict came in 30 years ago? OJ may not have been a great husband, which leads Rizzo down a rabbit hole on where to take his finance...2024-04-121h 28Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning0411 Rizzo & Jeff "Rizzo & Jeff’s #1 Fan Dave chimed in with adding slaw on a GRILLED CHEESE... How do you Grilled Cheese...How’s your appetite?! Fire up your Dutch ovens for a feeding frenzy on today’s Rizzo and Jeff! The Dutch have out done themselves a-gain, as they say in Canada- a billboard emitting the sweet smell of McDonalds fries is on the way! That’s not what’s happening in the Philippines, as one woman shares her concern overeating cat. We debate if it was alley cat, barn cat, and Johnny asked if it was one of those no fur cats before sharing some rattlesnake hors devours recipes. How would the chefs of Food Network do preparing such a treat? L...2024-04-111h 18Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning0410 Rizzo & Jeff Show "Do the lead filled lunchables you’ve been eating have you home sick today?"Do the lead filled lunchables you’ve been eating have you home sick today? What’s your go to tv choice? Price is Right? Soaps? How about some Carrol O Connor? Rizzo and Jeff had quite the medical journey today! One lucky fella can’t stop the giggles, and we read up on a botched stick surgery. If yours stick still shifts, what car is the sexiest? One NC native named Walter McCray has been ducking the law for 4 years for making love to a Toyota Avalon! That would never fly in Russia! And neither would some of your favorite tunes...2024-04-101h 22Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning0408 Rizzo and Jeff Show... Would you spend $400 on Bea Autograph?All eclipse all morning long...Are you ready for it? Will your pets be ok? What about your peepers? Well thanks to a tip from our buddy Eric we are heading to get our welding glasses...Another thing you might not be watching soon is The Wheel as a sassy Sajak says goodbye. Maybe a commemorative photo of Pat is in the cards...We bet it will be more than a Bea Arthur autograph...Would you spend $400 on B? There are plenty of places to be nude...But court? And for your kitty kat? Not sure if Ron Popeil will be...2024-04-081h 03Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning0405 Rizzo & Jeff "Evander likes trains and rode on Michael Jackson's Train"What makes you giggle Asheville? After rattling off some Grover Cleveland era slang, Rizzo and Jeff DEEP DIVE into YOUR STATES list of funniest movies with your help! Animal House? Talladega Nights? How about Cheech and Chong?! CAN ONE OF YOU COME CLOSE TO #1?! One drunk rascal caused a whole plane to deboard in SC! Is that worse than being a mile high with no bathrooms? If planes aren’t your thing- The Sun Princess a brand new $1 billion cruise ship is setting sail soon. Stay onboard because hopping off for an aqua-dump is frowned upon, especially in Tampa Bay. SO...2024-04-051h 10Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning0404 Rizzo & Jeff "Asian News and NASTY Mayoral Youtubes"After Rizzo’s trip to Chuckie Cheese last night- he came in today and opened up a duffel bag full of silliness! Today’s show headed down Hoopers Creek Rd in Fletcher and went totally off the road! Coretta Scott King was babysitting John Lithgow, Ed Sheeran was on Jamie Fox’s Couch and Elton John was giving out sobriety advice. The ceiling came crashing down on the Asian news reporters, an 80-year-old on safari was trampled by an elephant, and the Mayor of Dalton, IL was sipping tea with the receipts! LEAVE THE BALDS ALONE if you’re headed to the n...2024-04-041h 11Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning0402 Rizzo and Jeff TOUR ITIALY and MEET NIXONIt’s a jet setting kind of day with Rizzo and Jeff…What have you left on an airplane? Paper mache angler fish? Movie set body part props? WHO left behind their Dick Nixon Halloween cards? We met a fella named Luciano who has strong opinions on how long to stay in a McDonalds. On the way we can check the Japanese royal family’s new insta and jump on the trend of fist dating via zoom. One 94 woman is on a mission to visit all 7 continents!! But avoid Thailand- the capuchin gangs are running amuck! Even puppets aren’t...2024-04-021h 05Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning0401 Rizzo & Jeff Show "We ask Asheville WHO IS THE BEST TV DAD" Tim Taylor? Al Bundy? Homer? YOU WILL NEVER GUESS OUR NUMBER 1!!After playing Easter Poppa all weekend… We ask Asheville WHO IS THE BEST TV DAD? Tim Taylor? Al Bundy? Homer? YOU WILL NEVER GUESS OUR NUMBER 1!! For more pops advice we list the Mt Rushmore of tourists traps. Who stinks at your office? We’re talking a 9.7 on the stink meter kind of bunk funk. Is Vladdy Putin spying on your Bumble? Grab your glazed ham left overs and Air Force One pillow and fire up a frankfurter on your nearest radio tower. IT S A HORN HONKIN APRIL FOOLS DAY ON RIZZO AND JEFF- on 105.9 The Mountain.2024-04-011h 14Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning0329 Rizzo & Jeff Show Fruit Magoo's Meeting a Herkimer and Asheville has some SERIOUSLY dangerous intersections!!!Throw up your jazz hands and chicken dance at Britney s wedding! No, Abby's? How would conjoined twins celebrate a honeymoon? But keep an eye on that as they age bc elderly STI's are on the rise! But if your parents hooked up in Mid-Summer, GET NAKED AND FROG JUMP with the sweeds at their strange celebration. Gorge the IKEA Swedish Meatballs if you must. How do you celebrate Easter? The average American will spend $180 on gifts and Boston Baked Beans! Not a bean fan? Reba’s go to is Bull! How about Pop Tarts? Jerry Seinfeld has a STACKED mo...2024-03-291h 19Rizzo and Jeff in the Morning0327 RIZZO & JEFF HAPPY VIAGRA DAY.... DIDDY DID ITHappy Viagra Day on Rizzo and Jeff! Even Bob Dole came along to celebrate… ON THAT NOTE… A weiner connoisseur is needed to go ballpark to ballpark to see who has the best dog for your dollar. ONE dollar though doesn’t get you as much as before, just ask Dollar Tree and their $7 PRICE HIKE!! Strippers are still raking it in though, one state even adopted a Stripper Bill of Rights to make sure they get PAID. How long will it take for your job to forget you after you croak? 6 weeks MAX! Meatloaf complaints, Rizzo thinks he can fly ab...2024-03-271h 13