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AV Club 69TremorsRob finds himself on terror firma unaware of the evil that lies beneath! Can he dig deep and find the truth? or will he have to worm his way out of the sink hole of despair? Listen Now!2024-07-281h 31AV Club 69Stir of EchoesDid this movie cause a stir? does a duck's quack echo when its stirred? Amazing questions I think you will agree. But none will be answered here! Mark gets all spooky as he tries to understand who Said that! and if he gets hypnotised will he have the eyes? Find out all this and more along with Mark as he tries to solve the mystery! 2024-07-182h 10
AV Club 69Wild ThingsMark has no idea what is about to hit him. It's got more twist and turns than a Swiss alpine slope! Kevin Bacon is our focus and Detective Duquette has his hands full with this case. Out in the everglades lurk many things, some lie deep beneath the surface. Take a walk on the wild side with Mark as he blindly falls for Perez and gets himself in a right kerfuffle! 2024-06-162h 29AV Club 69SuperCan Rob use his tools of truth, justice and sanity to unshroud the evil of this script? or with this James gun wacky indie hit prove to be hit Kryptonite. Listen now! 2024-06-071h 49AV Club 69Bad TasteJoin us this time as we enter a world of Astro bastardry! Do they come in peace or just want us in pieces!? Rob's not taking any chances as he sets his phaser to kill and dives head first into the guts of this gory slapstick indie classic. Can he get on board? or will these Kiwis just leave a bad taste. 2024-05-131h 31AV Club 69Robocop (1987)In a time when the future looked so bleak and crime was bad, we needed a hero to come to the fore and save us from evil! No it's not Jesus it's Robocop!Mark has no idea what's in store for him as he seeks to uncover this classic Sci Fi epic. Explosions, melting faces and Bazookas are all in a days work for this maverick renegade. 2024-05-082h 42AV Club 69Johnny MnemonicGet off the phone!! Because it's time for Rob to dial up and dial in to 56k's of techno madness! Can he hack into the mind of the creators to discover what it all means? or will he get lost in cyber space ..space..space...2024-04-221h 54AV Club 69MorbiusRob lays down a movie that drives a stake through the heart of good story telling. As Mark gets lost in a dark cavern of terrible dialogue and weak plot and discovers that the only thing this movie sucks, is the fun out of the superhero genre.2024-04-112h 57AV Club 69Iron SkyThis time Rob goes deep behind enemy lines and must wade through a trench of tropes and a minefield of mise en scene madness! As he takes on the greatest enemy known to man, unfettered script writing! …and a couple of Nazis. 2024-03-101h 50AV Club 69Absolutely AnythingAV Club 69 enters the unpredictable realm of Science Fiction. Join Mark has he tries to unravel this Sci Fi film and work out what happens to class 10 C. Did the van driver really turn in to a screw?Mark has no idea that anything, absolutely anything can happen!Rob does accidentally call the title music of this movie a David Bowie track but in fact it is by Roger Taylor. Whoops sorry Roge!Any clips from this movie belong to Big Ben Productions and GFM Films. 2024-03-022h 17AV Club 69Mac & MeIt's one small step for Rob and one giant leap for logic! Join us this time as we boldly go where no one has gone before... into the minds of the creators of this E.xtremely T.errible rip off!2024-02-232h 03AV Club 69The Dirt Bike KidThe 80s was a strange but wonderful time. Of course there was mystery, action and inappropriate behaviour but it was normal back then apparently. Well here we are right in the thick of it! Just add some magic and you've got yourself the dirt bike kid! Dive in with mark and he as dumbfounded and confused as he was when he unravelled this confusing mix of genres all incased in to one movie. Listen now!2024-02-152h 58AV Club 69Adventures in BabysittingThe parents are out! and now Rob must find away to the top shelf and reach into the cookie jar of clues in order to solve the mystery of the writers minds in this not so PC PG-13 family romp! Will he need to enlist the help of a grown up? Can he have it solved be for bed time?Listen Now!2024-01-142h 18AV Club 69Fred ClausSanta and the whole essence of Christmas is under threat from the evil....board of directors! Can Fred Claus save his brother from killing every kid's Christmas? Can he finally get his mothers approval? or is it a lost ..Claus??Join Mark as he rides the hell sleigh that is this movie, down the chimney and into the flaming trash heap that is this film!Roll the damn projector!2024-01-082h 54AV Club 69Santa with MusclesNo this isn't some Tik Tok food fad or a new Christmas party canape from the brilliant minds at Iceland. It's the 1996 smash hit movie! Join us this week as Rob learn that he'll need to uses his brawn as well as his brains to tackle this massive mess of story telling.2023-12-242h 07AV Club 69Violent NightYippee Ki-Yay you filthy animals! but wait .. this isn't Die Hard or Home Alone? ...it's Better! Join us this time for some jingle balls to the wall action! as Rob attempts to make Mark a true believer. 2023-12-182h 19AV Club 69Reindeer GamesThe trap is set and the game is on! Will Rob take the carrot or can he use his egg-noggin..eh ..eh? ...nevermind.. to outwit the writers an become the victor of these reindeer games.2023-12-081h 42AV Club 69Surviving ChristmasHo Ho Ho..ld on a second? It's Christmas already!? Not to panic! Come get a stiff shot of AV club 69 hilarity to help you though this holiday season. Rob kicks of the festivities with a real nutcracker of a flick. However will Mark survive this one. 2023-12-011h 50AV Club 69The RockIn this Episode Rob takes on The Rock! .. No it's not a Dwyane Johnson biography. However he does get to flex his muscle memory in a AV Club 69 first! 2023-11-241h 50AV Club 69The VoicesCan you hear that? …..The Voices? … NO! not our sultry tones …the others! Join Mark this time as he uses his cards to interoperate what that mean and more importantly what they want. 2023-11-171h 28AV Club 69SlotherhouseIn this episode...Rob, hot on a slow moving trail of destruction, uses his cards to clear a path through the dense jungle of absurdity and finds a...Sorority House? at the centre2023-11-101h 34AV Club 69Action JacksonIn this week's episode Rob navigates the twists and turns of Detroit's laneways in the search for action! 2023-11-031h 53AV Club 69Illegal AliensIn this week's episode Rob books some intergalactic stow aways as Mark tries to figure out ...do they come in peace? 2023-10-272h 08
Mancop & SealThe Blighty Big Top Bust Up Part 2Listen this time for one last ride along with America's beautiful bastards in blue. They're prepared to do anything to solve the case, even if they have to bring down the big top, they just don't give a funk!2023-10-2515 min
Mancop & SealSeason Finale Sneak PeakAs the sun sets on another day in an unjust world, will our two sexy sleuths reunite to solve the case? Listen now for a sneak peak at what's instore, in the season finale critics are calling "Genre defining" "Explosive" "Funny...like it made me laugh, like not a real laugh, just one of those little exhale a bit of air out of your nose kind of laughs" and "Good"2023-10-2301 minAV Club 69Hard Ticket to HawaiiIn this episode Rob packs a bag full of McGuffins ready to set off on a mind vacation full big G's and double D's. Can he unravel the island's secrets? 2023-10-202h 01
Mancop & SealThe Blighty Big Top Bust UpJoin our boys for one last mission as they play bond across the pond in the hunt for Eddy. But is this Seal in too deep? Will Mancop solve the riddle of the Tophat? or will they both just end up looking like a couple of clowns! 2023-10-1821 minAV Club 69Land SharkIn this episode Mark is stalked by the the looming presence of bad dialogue and science jargon and attempts to escape the jaws of the beast using a net of useless plot threads. 2023-10-132h 01
Mancop & SealMile High MayhemMake sure your seatbelt is fastened and your tray table is stowed and get ready to feel some G's as our top guns take the ride of their life! 2023-10-1119 minAV Club 69Hobo with a ShotgunIn this episode Rob checks in for a quiet night at the grindhouse but gets little sleep as he is blow away by the plot of this ludicrous movie! 2023-10-061h 29
Mancop & SealMaritime CrimeSomething fishy going down in the bay? ...Not on their watch! Join our debonair dicks as they get more than they bargained for and seek the help of an old friend.2023-10-0424 minAV Club 69PontyPoolIn this episode Mark takes a dip into the dark and murky waters of Pontypool ...2023-09-291h 16
Mancop & SealDeath by DeathJoin our super sleuths this time as they throw on their best threads and dine with death! 2023-09-2724 minAV Club 69Amos & AndrewWe introduce the new "patent pending℠" Av Club 69 card system to give Rob a fighting chance against the chaos that is Amos & Andrew 2023-09-2259 min
Mancop & SealTerror on the TracksInfiltrate the dealer, find the supplier! Simple right?But all is not as it seems. Join your favourite motherfunkers Mancop and Seal as they charge full steam ahead, wielding the long sexy arm of the law.2023-09-2017 minAV Club 69Willy's WonderlandWelcome to the inaugural episode of Av Club 69, the movie podcast with more twists than a M. Night Shyamalan flick! In this episode Mark attempts to unravel the impossible mystery of Nicholas Cage and asks, what's so wonderful about willy's anyway? 2023-09-1753 min
Mancop & SealThe Mini Golf MurdersMancop and Seal are two tough mothers and luckily for you and me, these two hunks are here to solve the case of the Mini Golf Murders! Will they solve it time? Will they ever reveal why he's called Seal? Tune in and find out and remember, Justice is Just the Beginning. 2023-09-1314 min
Mancop & SealThe Jab Presents... MANCOP AND SEAL!The Jab presents ..Mancop & Seal They're mavericks but by god they get the job done!Coming to your jurisdiction soon…2023-09-1300 min
The JabA Very Dodgy French ConnectionApril's biggest fools are back for this month's chin wag! We go all brie and camembert, with our french fried humour! Jeffrey John Science also calls in from Spacex! Cos science is everywhere 2023-04-241h 00
The JabA very decent proposalMark and rob are back with their long anticipated return with all the latest news from their hilarious lives!Join us for the new year (3 months late) bonanza! 2023-03-071h 10
The JabLittle Drummer Boy BluesBah humbug! says Mark as he pulls a Scrooge working and stashing the pennies this holiday season. Rob's teaching hot steak continues but he still hits the bump in the road ending in a right drummer bummer! and we find out that Jeffery John Science really does love science to the moon and back.2022-12-271h 19
The JabDon't Cross a Fox at NightWe are back with another amazing episode! Mark fills us in with all his galavanting around Europe and Rob tells tales of Uno woe! Come and join us its warm and cosy in here. 2022-11-1459 min
The JabDeath, Travel and ConspiracyDid Nasa off the Queen? Did Mark really take his CRV to Gent? and what the hell happened to rob?Find the answers out on this brand new episode!2022-09-191h 11
The JabImmigration Blues,Top Gun Pete and Jeffery John ScienceHere is an episode of epic proportions! its bloody long (thats what she said). Well theres been loads to catch up on! Check in on Mark and Rob as they tell us all about those pesky immigration morons denying entry to a special arrival, covid suffering and Jeffery John Science tells all about the James Webb Telescope. 2022-08-101h 26
The JabMars Ice Cream is for Life Not Just for SummerApril brings another hilarious pitter patter of hilarious chatter such as; A catch up on lifeMark, have you really not had a Mars Ice Cream? if so should he be looked up?Its the Queens Birthday! And we bring you the unbridled sound of the English country side.We hope you enjoy our take on the world. 2022-04-281h 07
The JabAttack of the Quavers!Join us in our wordle soup of nonsense as we talk about, a birthday bash in the land a gentry, Facebook marketplace faux pas and an Olympic sized cockup!2022-03-051h 06
The JabProper Crimbo 2021 - The Omicron ChroniclesIts that yearly tradition where the Jab stabs you in the face with a festive punch of laughter and just out right silliness. Join us for our 3rd Christmas Special full of views, news and a pudding of hilarious information. Merry Christmas everyone and enjoy our merriment in vocal form. P.S. say no to any politically charged parties, they all end in tears!2021-12-2447 min
The JabMarriage Mediators and Lamb ChasersMark and Rob discuss their recent exploits such as; Lambing in the Australian South and being Marriage Mediators for the Gates's Divorce. Special Guest Jeffery John Science pops in for an explosive experiment! 2021-05-2041 min