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BadviceBadvice Episode 79: Dinner Parties w/Matt HoffmanHoffman pops into the studio to talk about wild dinner parties, AI Robin replaces real Robin, bad gift givers, sleeping with your boss, wearing a top hat to therapy, popping in at Bloor West Village, cashiers and security guards, anti depressants making a son less funny, printing an apology in a book of essays, Jigsaw stops by, and more!
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BadviceBadvice Episode 78: Not Safe For Women w/Matt HoffmanThis week Hoffman joins us to ask the Magic 8 Ball some questions, therapy being a red flag, a grandma with an Instagram for her cat, a Star Wars themed wedding, catfishing, lingerie models and their bosses, Kwanza, Mel Gibson, Robin thinks the moon is a planet, neighborhood elections, cancelled bits, a wrestling promo, and more!
2022-12-151h 13BadviceBadvice Episode 77: White FlightHow to tell a bride to cover up, Gorjan unites all men, cut bits, a horse with a racist name, Chicken Soup for the Adult Soul, Robin's attempt at a musing, small penis mockery, lie to people about being in therapy, body amputations for pranks, tummy tucks vs. gut tucks, killing a puppy to save Shakespeare, and bad actors; all that this week on Badvice!
2022-12-1254 minBadviceBadvice Episode 76: Checkers w/ ConnorWoah, are we back? Who the fuck knows. This (Last February) week, Connor sits down to talk about paying for drinks on dates, Hoffman calls in with a similar story, we can't tell if someone is gay or a homophobe, Armie Ham is eating people remember?, #FootFetishOnFleek, I invent NetFucks, we should bring our own cutlery to restaurants, Connor visits a small basement, a list of the most mispronounced names, taxidermy presents, reading your daughter's diary,
2021-04-301h 15BadviceBadvice Episode 75: Still Here w/Matt HoffmanA webisode brings us back from the dead. Gorjan drinks too much and yells, old people 69'ing, Robin's dog, signing the divorce papers is a BIG DEAL, Ryan fucks someone's dad, banging your partner's parents, the young dating the old, having an affair with a doctor, Trivial Pursuit isn't so trivial, Hoffman has a new mic, Robin has a new podcast, f-slurs, and the McRib is back. I think we recorded this mid December?
2021-01-221h 11BadviceBadvice Episode 74: RIP E. Jean Carroll w/Matt HoffmanBadvice is back for it's bi-monthly episode. This time around, Hoffman broke quarantine and came over to record an episode. We talk TikTok FOMO, RIP to E Jean, writing about your friends in stories, seeking the same therapist, a husband won't let his wife see their home, QAnon is cool, a wife becomes a "Karen", taking baths in your neighbours bathtub, Blue Lives Matter sign warfare, Gorjan writes some jokes, people call in to wish Hoffman a happy birthday, and less!
2020-10-141h 36BadviceBadvice Episode 73: Back to BasicsWho missed Robin? I sure did! Sorry, "didn't", "I sure didn't." This week on the podcast we talk mask problems, Robin brings in an old advice column, "LADIES!", managers totally goofing on their employees, getting hung up while trying to give someone an opportunity, neighbors calling the police on groups of people for hanging out, taking up skirt pictures, my Reece's Pieces fiasco, and less!
2020-07-201h 19BadviceBadvice Episode 72: R u okay? w/Matt HoffmanWelcome back to an all virtual episode of the once hit show. Hoffman is back for his 21st appearance on the show, and we talk about it all. Words of the day, threesomes with your father, rhyming names, Hoffman's little black book, Gorjan gets ganged up on, dating multiple women and having kids with them, did OJ really do it, never lie about what your voice sounds like, leaked Zoom chats, Robin doesn't listen to Badvice, and I ship something to Hoffman's apartment.
2020-06-162h 00BadviceBadvice Episode 71: Covid-420I've been talking to myself in my apartment for weeks anyways, might as well record some of it. The solo episode features a deadlier version of slow walkers, having the hots for your brother-in-law, how many stuff animals is too many for a 12 year old boy, licking knives, incels politely asking for sex, disruptors ruin everything, the coolest boss ever is under fire, HR tells someone to wear baggier clothes, packing leftovers for your daughter, and flashing your co-workers during a Zoom call.
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BadviceBadvice Episode 70: Wax to the Max w/ConnorConnor becomes a landlord this week as he dismantles locks, a wax problem leaves my boy hatless, are there actually no bad ideas, a prankster prince messes with medicine, Orange theory, everyone should just wear green shirts to greenscreen what they actually wanted to wear, how far into someone's apartment do you take off your shoes, not having a funeral for your dead husband, raw hamburger meat, quitting smoking, Looney Toons, and are you allowed to window shop through your neighbors windows?
2020-02-291h 39BadviceBadvice Episode 69: Pi Co w/Elsbeth McCallFriend of the pod Elsbeth pops by to talk over stepping your boundaries as a waitress, receptionists blasting Alex Jones, a dead grandma's lasagna, sunrise weddings, fake layoffs to make people feel better about themselves, Kruffins, playing Dr. Mario, virtual recycling will be big in 5 years, Toronto Spiderman buys weed, Amazon needs to stop asking for a review from every product I buy, and how much is a birth worth?
2020-01-241h 35BadviceBadvice Episode 68: Peeping Tom w/Matt HoffmanNew Year, same guests. Hoffman joins me to talk about Jewish neighbors, whether or not to slide into DMs, never print anything at Staples, doorbell cameras, Hoffman swiped left when he should have swiped right, Gorjan brings a word of the day in, room temperature, being a dad but everyone thinks you're a grandpa, is taking picture of people secretly okay if they are clothed, IMDB forums shutting down, Care and Feeding, I bring in the worst bit yet on the show, and we finally got our signed page from E. Jean's book!
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BadviceBadvice Episode 67: Woof w/Nick & AustinCrossover with Nick and Austin from the Did Somebody Say Movies? podcast! We talk Christmas movie lines, dating your step sibling, Service Ontario/Canada, transparent circle stickers on packaging, Best Sellers list don't mean jack, I increase my height on my ID card, being left out of your SO's Christmas exchange, Christmas babies make everyone's lives more difficult, and how come no one I know ever gets anything cool or mysterious from a will?
2019-12-202h 30BadviceBadvice Episode 66: Hot August Night w/Matt Hoffman!We did the math... this is Hoffman's 12th episode! At this point he pays us to come on. We get into real dolls, Robin's blue/green text adventure, people who save seats in theaters, E. Jean quickies, Hoffman sings, people who start walking just as you are about to pass them, holiday shopping, celebrating Hanukkah without being Jewish, brainwashed children can't stop singing the same song, colleagues at your Christmas party, what to do with a frump-y looking daughter, showing up early to parties, and a man who hates kissing tries to date a woman.
Next week...2019-12-061h 25BadviceBadvice Episode 65: Jazz Hands w/KathrynThis week we talk Oxford banning clapping, Chad the Dad calls in with fatherly advice, a woman sets up her own personal Bachelor, a sex strike leads to no pancakes, too many men are scratching their crotches, a father's buried treasure sparks a thieving son, public school libraries, report cards on the fridge, nicknames cause mom panic, Taylor Swift ruins a marriage, Hoffman calls in, and Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.
2019-11-031h 45BadviceBadvice Episode 64: You'll Never Be Cliff Booth w/HoffmanYikes. Big ooph. Feel free to skip this one, cause it falls off the rails ASAP. We got Hoffman in time for Robin's going away special! I met a ton of celebrities, personal assistants, margaritas, writing gay sex scenes with your mom, Hoffman asks his parents how their sex life is, Robin is putting out an audio book, how to break up with a guy, celebrities at funerals, I don't have enough (any) photos of Robin or Matt on my wall, firing pregnant people, and probably 10 solid minutes of Hoffman singing.
2019-10-131h 41BadviceBadvice Episode 63: Where's Dudley? w/Guled AbdiIt's Fall y'all, and Guled Abdi (TallBoyz, Tuesdays at 9 p.m. on CBC and CBC Gem) stops by to talk TA's sending accidental texts, Gorjan's blocked on MSN, Robin's in the normal name minority, weird breathing techniques, Robin's cat-sitting tale, celebrities called into the show, leaving a Yelp review for your brother and his wife, being poisoned by your friends, dead cats and when to break the news, and twins dressing alike; yay or nay?
2019-09-281h 57BadviceBadvice Episode 62: This Blows GoatsWe finally get call ins working this week, and test it out with Hoffman and a surprise guest. We talk how to tell if someone is a virgin, how long to wait for something before giving up, wedding plus ones, slipping love notes at work, scratch off lottery tickets, playing the harmonica, deaf Uber drivers, suspenders and sweatpants, Ronald McDonald, and peeing next to Noah Baumbach.
2019-09-121h 10BadviceBadvice Episode 61: Burrito Bowl with Matt and JoshHoffman is in town this week, and he brought his mysterious friend Josh into the Badvice studio with him. We talk all things Jewish, lingerie parties, burrito bowls, what's your password for things, Josh brings up the past, shabbos goys, playing dreidel on a Google Home, asking parents permission for marriage, banging your half-sibling, and our true crime spin off show.
2019-08-291h 32BadviceBadvice Episode 60: 충고 w/Scott WalshScott joins us this week before returning back to South Korea to answer some hard hitting advice questions. We talk about sleeping in separate beds, Hoffman sends us a voicemail from New York, a hetero flexible woman who's only into men with deep voices, doctors on airplanes, fist bumps in the office, people can see what you like on Instagram, TERF haircuts, SUITS SUCK, Google Maps should map every mall, a homeless guy with a muppet, moving giant rocks, and in-laws trying to poison you.
2019-08-221h 36BadviceBadvice Episode 59: Proud Republican w/Connor ReevesI didn't post this before I left for PEI, but that's fine. I still didn't edit it though. Connor comes in this week and becomes a proud republican dad, kitchen sinks are at the perfect dick height, peeing your pants on a road trip, button fly jeans, prisoners should be hairless, Connor buys some crypto currency to make a purchase online, Robin's leaving us for a bit, hiding a gluestick gets a woman fired, winning the lottery, sexting underage people online, and Connor let's us in on his Wendy's secret order.
2019-08-141h 45BadviceBadvice Episode 58: A Slight Addiction To Crack w/Matt HoffmanHoffman celebrates Canada with us this week on Badvice. We listen to him read a magazine for ten minutes, brothers that are dating, jerking it to cartoons, Robin would cheat on her husband in a coma, Gorjan gets a BitCoin, getting Tinder notifications while you're showing a girl something on your phone, Hoffman went to an underwear party, stopping by strip clubs and brothels, too big a tomato in my Greek salad, doing dishes at other people's houses, and is throwing a banana peel on the ground littering?
2019-07-041h 34BadviceBadvice Episode 57: Dog Bank w/Connor ReevesConnor Reeves joins the podcast this week to talk about his first time getting high, what dog is on the 100 dollar dog bill, kissing your brother, inheritances, black salt, new restaurant ideas, John Wick, you shouldn't have to pay for the subway until you step foot on it, being high in a revolving door, and let's put it this way, this is one of our funniest episodes.
2019-06-271h 49BadviceBadvice Episode 56: XDIt's a spicy episode this week. We talk praying in the bathroom, forbidden love, dying moms, toe ticklers, toothless lovers, schedule gatekeepers, bad blowjobs, adults who ride on scooters, and 19 year old wives.
2019-06-211h 22BadviceBadvice Episode 55: Orgy PartyThinks are getting back to normal at the Badvice studio. This week we cover basKITS, having babies, cooking in the dark heightens your senses, Masterchef Marijuana, being dehydrated, sexting in a car full of kids, change your friend group every 5 years, 8 year olds on Instagram, splitting the bill, and if someone ever grabs your SO's ass you should probably say something.
2019-06-131h 08BadviceBadvice Episode 54: We're On YouTubeWhat a week! Robin is back, albeit for a brief amount of time, so we'll squeeze all the funny out of her before she leaves us again. We're experimenting with video now, so head over to Badvice Podcast on YouTube if you wanna get a face full of us. This week we talk bathroom drains, feeling pity for teachers dealing with parents, what exactly is a professional evaluation of a person, what age do parents stop bathing/showering their kids, the "ring me" bell, I'll apply for any job if it takes 1 click, put a lid on your fountain...2019-06-061h 56BadviceBadvice Episode 53: WNBC w/Connor and MattWith Robin back next week, we have a boys sendoff with Connor and Matt. We tackle swimming trunks, opening mail, having sex with others to save the marriage, playing other people's pianos makes a comeback, catching hot dogs and t-shirts, having your own personal chef, grocery shopping gripes, plastic straws, Hoffman can't cook, and Nicole Kidman.
2019-06-011h 28BadviceBadvice Episode 52: The Bathroom Show w/Matt HoffmanHoffman is back in the studio this week where we tackle too much bathroom etiquette, being stuck in the back seat of a car with quiet talkers, cashiers on stools, coworkers oversharing, marathon volunteers, how much does the 1% make, Google Home Mini gets a thorough workout, telling people to lose weight, compliment conundrums, and boyfriends hitting on their mother in law.
2019-05-261h 35BadviceBadvice Episode 51: Shen Yun w/Alice and IainWe're back after a brief hiatus! All will return to normal soon, but until then join Alice and Iain this week as we talk about peeing yourself at work, Shen Yun conspiracies, San Pellegrino, James Franco's Gucci jacket, making fun of people with canes, someone brings crabs to the buffet, and taking someone to bonetown in a ski mask.
2019-05-061h 24BadviceBadvice Episode 50: Fist Bumps w/Kathryn LyonsWe got Kat back this week to talk handshakes vs. fistbumps, mascots, engineering tests at school, favoring twins, garbage presents and garbage pranks, we take a trip to Italy, trying to send back a sponsored immigrant, Kathryn has never played letter peek-a-boo, breast milk cooking, secret cousin marriage, and more in this long episode! Don't like it? Too bad!
2019-04-042h 32BadviceBadvice Episode 49: Bird Calls w/Connor ReevesIt's a long boy this week, with my long boy Connor. This week we talk about surprises, bird calls, birthday gifts on the cheap, the saddest bingo hall in existence, loud co-workers, odd kid names, Chinese food woes, interrogation windows, and dealing with those fat cats at home.
2019-03-282h 02BadviceBadvice Episode 48: That's Not What I Heard w/Matt HoffmanThat's right, we're switching formats! We're going from weekly to... when I get around to it. So until Robin's back, enjoy some staggered content. We got Hoffman in the studio this week with some No Name beer, Roll Up vs. Flip the Lip, gaining weight in a relationship, are you smarter than the smartest dog, dating a prisoner, lesbian catfish, breast tattoos, and a ton of Sopranos references.
2019-03-211h 13BadviceBadvice Episode 47: Disc JockeyKeeping it short and sweet this week. We talk about troublesome disc jockey's, he brings in a musing from my brother, uncovered coughing, 8th grade bullies, breastfeeding is both allowed and not allowed, and my dinner with Jerry.
2019-02-2849 minBadviceBadvice Episode 46: Gravy Train w/Kathryn LyonsLongest. Episode. Yet. We got Kathryn in the Badvice studio this week where we cover interrupting Amber alerts, deaf relationships, swimming shorts inner-netting, proper eating etiquette, self driving cars, Kat's revelation, recycling avocados, gravy trains, Jordan Peterson, birthday confusion, and people who don't stand up to let you pass.
2019-02-211h 44BadviceBadvice Episode 45: Apple w/Caitlin RussellThe Russ herself shows up in the studio this week to talk all sorts of things. T-Pain advice, building bowls, Caitlin finds a goldmine of assholes on the internet, snowmagedon, pussy drones, ugly shirts, defensive boyfriends, GOOP, and trying to impress your date.
2019-02-141h 05BadviceBadvice Episode 44: Missing FingersThis podcast has never been more about nothing than this week. We take a look at old family photos, grocery stores, small penis problems, lost fingers, middle name woes, and cheaping out at the airport.
2019-02-071h 26BadviceBadvice Episode 43: ConductingWe take a look at yet another person ruining a concert, signing up your friend for newsletters as a goof, how long do people take to shower, stealing jokes and branding them as your own, scary movies aren't for anybody, and Cold Stone Creamery needs to cut out the singing.
2019-01-311h 34BadviceBadvice Episode 42: Third Nip w/Chareese McLaughlinChareese barged into the podcast lounge this week with a ton of great stuff. We talk about backpages, third nipple fantasies, breaking chairs, cheating on spouses, losing virginities, and billionaires.
2019-01-241h 24BadviceBadvice Episode 41: Uniquely Something w/Matt HoffmanRobin was able to squeeze in a quick Badvice before evacuating the country, and Hoffman was in town for unrelated reasons, meaning we got a big ol' episode this week! How old can coffee get before it's undrinkable, homemade porn without the person knowing, racist babies, stray cats, what to do when you suspect your therapist is bringing your boyfriend to Bonetown, families that rinse together stay together, jumping germs, and what to do with a sub-par cubicle buddy.
2019-01-171h 26BadviceBadvice Episode 40: Writing To Prisoners w/Connor ReevesConnor shows up to the studio today to discuss where the tallest tree in the world is, offensive names, open carrying a sword, what to do when your boss intimidates you, banging people you shouldn't be banging, and an amazing tangent about prisoners.
2019-01-101h 31BadviceBadvice Episode 39: Chihuahuas w/Isaac NaziriThis year on the podcast, my resolution is to not begin any of these with "This week". This episode, I bring my friend Isaac on who had a chance to fire a bazooka on his travels, I think that social scores could be a good thing, self driving cars, people lie about their height, Isaac coins the best term for angry short guys, things get sticky in the bedroom, being left in the car as a kid, and Happy New Year messages.
2019-01-031h 07BadviceBadvice Episode 38: New Year Bonanza w/StefanIt's the god damn end of the year spectacular! I bring on my blood brother, Stefan. It's a hot topic week, so buckle up. We talk about peeing into sinks, racist nicknames for our little ones, the toilets and racists of Australia, a few pieces of coal almost destroy a family, a dead cat causes the owner grief for the wrong reason, deciding what children to bring to Disneyland, dozens of new app ideas, light up shoes, and my brother wants to run a 100km race.
2018-12-271h 46BadviceBadvice Episode 37: The Nutcracker w/David DunkelmanMerry Christmas ya filthy animal. Well, not yet, but you know what I mean. This week we have David Dunkelman on and we crack open how useless nutcrackers actually are, being forced to attend something you don't want to attend, don't get drunk at your girlfriend's daughter's New Years party, and dropping out of highschool to play Fortnite is actually pretty rad. Happy holidays y'all, and our (I'm not afraid to blame Robin) apologies for some sound issues, it will be back to normal in 2019!
Check out David's game at https://www.skypyre.com/blobs-game/
2018-12-2055 minBadviceBadvice Episode 36: Lack of Development w/Tommy MarshallThe first episode without Robin! Does it suck? Listen and find out! Today I got to bro-down with realistically okay friend Tommy Marshall. We talk fine wine, visiting a remote island with locals stuck in the stone age, Yahoo Answers is full of racists, not telling your kids about Santa Clause, and a Mr. Mrs. Clause causes some family drama.
2018-12-131h 17BadviceBadvice Episode 35: Back In 20This week we kind of gloss over how the podcast will work without Robin for 3 months but who cares! We talk about massive "beanies" women wear, Robin gets redpilled by a Lyft driver, improve your improv before you start inviting your friends to your shows, Robin has never heard of a free ski weekend for listening to a timeshare pitch, who would give someone a Lotto Max Giftcard for the holidays, and everyone should watch middle school productions of Legally Blonde.
2018-12-061h 12BadviceBadvice Episode 34: Lest We Forget w/Matt HoffmanHoffman is back again so soon, but will also be gone for quite a while so suck it up folks. This show goes off the rails with a failed attempt of incorporating a soundboard, a threesome is harder to plan than most people think, a pre 9/11 dating advice book gives us a misogynist blast from the past, a creepy uncle needs to be evicted from the family, Hoffman's therapist tells him he talks about being Jewish too much, and Robin's Indiegogo is running until the end of December so go take a look at it over at https://www.i...2018-11-291h 00BadviceBadvice Episode 33: Dog WalkersWhat a freaking week it's been. This time around we talk about eavesdropping on interviews, a lot of penis talk which I am sorry about, red wine, imperfections that people have, single men who want children, Cheaper by the Dozen, people who celebrate the holidays way too early, Robin's red sweater, and pot destroys a musicians life.
2018-11-221h 19BadviceBadvice Episode 32: What's Happening To My Body?This week I learn the truth about Meatloaf, Robin get's schooled on American Chopper, "What's Happening To My Body: A Book For Girls" was on Robin's reading list as a kid, lesbian BDSM sex on a budget, a man struggles between choosing two women, a baby bear brings Robin to tears, and don't bring presents on the second date.
2018-11-1556 minBadviceBadvice Episode 31: Daggering w/Matt HoffmanThis week we got seasoned veteran Matt Hoffman back. Robin gets a new nickname from Starbucks, erotic fantasies from Craigslist, showering in the morning versus at night, daggering sounds dangerous but also kind of fun, we find out where to get Adderall, and make sure you go out and vote, or don't.
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BadviceBadvice Episode 30: Promposal w/Jonah BrunetThis week, on a very special Badvice.....
It's a DOUBLE celebration!! Not only because our podcast hit a new milestone (Thirty, Flirty and THRIVING) but our own sweet little Gorjan gets a little bit older too! We have G's old roommate and BFF Jonah Brunet as a guest. Jonah checks our facts on Bing, blasts us like it's Rosh Hashanah and helps us plan the PERFECT promposal.
So go grab your favourite flavour of Halo Top and your vape pen and snuggle in for another sweet Thursday of hangin' with your pals.
2018-11-011h 19BadviceBadvice Episode 29: Blood Grandma w/Hannah MyersThis week we talk about it being our 30th episode because Gorjan lost the real episode 29, so feel free to send him hate mail.
We have the sunshiney Hannah Myers back with us all the way from beautiful Los Angeles California and TBH we cross a few lines this week, especially when it comes to Christian porn, female income, blood grandmothers, and lying under oath.
2018-10-251h 14BadviceBadvice Episode 28: No Line Online w/Zoe BrownstoneThis week we have the dope Zoe Brownstone on, host of the new podcast all about cannabis in Canada, The Dopist! We talk salt rock lamps and what they actually do, has anyone met a TJ in real life, how does no one remember the 7UP Cool Spot, Avril Lavgine isn't doing too well, everyone stop giving your cat catnip, and stop referring to anything you own as your "baby".
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BadviceBadvice Episode 27: Reaction BasketA sweet, sweet reunion after spending like a whole week a part.
Gorjan brings in a GOLD MINE of 90s advice, Robin struggles to care for a puppy, Gorjan loves the smell of rotten eggs, Robin is a little heavier than the last time we recorded, we dream about how idyllic email dating and communism would be. We discuss fatsos and insensitive mothers, we call a big titty hotline and Gorjan breaks Robin and she wheeze laughs for 5 minutes straight.
2018-10-111h 24BadviceBadvice Episode 26: Appropriate Appropriation.Robin and Gorjan snuggle up and give some QUALITY advice this week... at least we think we do. Honestly, we don't remember. Life is a blur these days amiright? Must be the season change.
Email any complaints directly to Gorjan.
2018-10-0454 minBadviceBadvice Episode 25: Flab w/Kelso SteinhoffKelso Steinhoff steps into the podcast dungeon this week to talk about gross nicknames for body parts, cat hairs, Indiegogo pledges, rich neighbourhoods during Halloween, Christmas family photos, loveless relationships, Tinder betrays men everywhere, what an immediate family really is, why Halloween deserves to be a national holiday, and prunes are making a comeback.
2018-09-271h 31BadviceBadvice Episode 24: Hungry, Horny and Shelley.This week Robin and Gorjan are hungry and a little short with each other. Waldo is back with some hot tips for teenagers, we talk one-sided friendships, the stress of being a crossing guard, we dive deep into dating profile bios and the politics of having company visit.
2018-09-2000 minBadviceBadvice Episode 23: Long Time First Time w/Tommy MarshallThis week we have our number one super fan (and not at all sick kid) Tommy Marshall on the show! We answer most of his questions while tactfully avoiding some others. We cover a range of topics varying from Serial Killer decor, thinking about other people when you’re having sex, taking a librarian out of the library, boning Beavers and Tommy asks Robin’s roommate out on a date.
2018-09-131h 38BadviceBadvice Episode 22: Snitches Get StitchesHo wee, I don't even really remember what we talked about on this week's episode. I know we talk about snitches because that's in the title. Uh. We talk about the UK, how the Earth being flat is starting to make sense, a teenager and his vape get into trouble, and we got an email from probably my mom.
2018-09-061h 13BadviceBadvice Episode 21: Baby ChunkaThis week Robin and Gorjan are full of Indian food, do some family planning, talk dim-witted office politics, racist Grandmas, compare bra sizes and bro sizes, and just have a good ol' time together. #blessed
2018-08-301h 31BadviceBadvice Episode 20: He Met Drake! w/Michael GatyThis week we are joined by Michael Gaty, co-creator of the webseries Bellwoods! In this episode we find out the hymen is a lie perpetuated by women, a woman struggles to find some fresh D in a new city, Gorjan has to explain himself for wanting to have his apartment locked, a pseudo-celeberty complains about how hard it was to cheat on her husband, Hannukuh starts on December 2nd this year, sex ed is dead, and Michael is best friends with Drake!
2018-08-231h 32BadviceBadvice Episode 19: I Love YouThis week we drop the L bomb all over the place. We look at momma's boys, stranged scarved men with fedoras, Uber drivers asking you for directions to your dropoff, marrying your high school sweetheart, saying "I love you" to people, Gorjan wants to go to Maine one day, Robin refuses to tell us her favorite way to make eggs, D.A.D.D's make an appearance, and bowls of fruit all happen this week.
2018-08-161h 20BadviceBadvice Episode 18: 600 PoundsBack to basics. This week we cover people who celebrate the week leading up to their birthday, coffee gatekeepers, we got some junk mail from people, not having your job waiting for you when you come back from medical leave, moaning vs. stuttering, bros come before hoes unless the hoe is fiiiiiine, living next to your dead husband's mother for 25 years, I become Columbo when it comes to Tinder pictures, being friendzoned makes a comeback, Robin's never seen Pineapple Express, and this episode comes in at 102 minutes so if you're up for it, put on "Lost in Translation" and th...2018-08-091h 42BadviceBadvice Episode 17: Suck It, Bitch! w/Matt HoffmanA farewell/fuckoff for Matt Hoffman for the time being. This week we tackle Mrs. Fletcher and her sexy ways, memorial coins, mythical bathrooms, Robin brings in a god damn bombshell, we discuss what we think people don't like about us, the world being flat makes more sense than being round, spell properly on Tinder, we cast one of the questions as a feature film, keep water themed stuff out of the bathroom, and a book club conundrum causes a shift in the group paradigm.
2018-08-021h 22BadviceBadvice Episode 16: Lucky To Have MeThis week, I forget to cut out two minutes of dead air, probably because I ran straight into a sharp corner with my head, we find out what emotional affairs are, friends with benefits, rebranding plump to thick, people who are lucky to have one another, I run into Yankee Doodle at Wholefoods, social media fame, and we never do this, honestly, we've never done this before.
2018-07-261h 07BadviceBadvice Episode 15: The One With All The NoiseI don't know what happened this week, but this was our nosiest episode yet. Construction, microphone bumping, chair squeeking, how did I let this happen? That aside, this week we tackle boobs and beer, alpha moves, Church universities, Handmaids Tale, tempid vs tepid, hardcore pornstars, La Croix, fire alarms, blacking out, and plumbing on a private yacht.
2018-07-191h 28BadviceBadvice Episode 14: Straight Dude StuffWe kicked out all the guests this week and went solo (duos). We tackle straight guy shit, condiments, getting horny while having soup, a loose fanny brings two neighbours closer together, maintaining an erection during sex, bonners, deathgrips, and adopting children.
2018-07-121h 17BadviceBadvice Episode 13: Step By Step w/Hannah MyersThis week Hannah Myers stops by the podcast dungeon, we rage on people who told us how long it's been since they've eaten McDonalds, sewer grates make the perfect garbage cans, vacationing with other women causes trouble, pointers on how pre-teen girls can get a pre-teen boy, Hannah and Robin can't wait to abandon their parents, sleepaway camp, being a nanny for a racist child, how to get people to read your writing, Oceans 8 gets more hate, and probably some more stuff.
2018-07-051h 26BadviceBadvice Episode 12: First Kiss w/Matt HoffmanHoffman is on the show this week and apparently he thinks he can show up unprepared because he's our first reoccuring guest, Gorjan and Hoffman bond over WorldStarHipHop, Robin guards her first kiss story, Waldo is a freak of nature again, passionless sex, Gorjan reminds Hoffman this is a comedy podcast, Robin calms us with a Carvel, and 3 people with no personalities took a personality test.
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BadviceBadvice Episode 11: Kidd ShadowThis week on Badvice, Gorjan complains about kids and lines, Robin robs ideas for her website from Gorjan, an American girl wants to rip American Girl dolls out of a smaller American girl's hands, red mammal meat is a hot topic for soon to be parents, a woman believes she's being poisoned, and Kidd Shadow drops some of the realist advice to ever be heard on the show.
2018-06-211h 16BadviceBadvice Episode 10: Jumbo EgoThe format of the show gets thrown out the window when Robin brings in something isn't an advice column, Gorjan tells old childhood stories that go nowhere and serve no purpose, Waldo creeps everyone out, a boy wants to hug another person's mama a bit too much, getting beat up as an adult, and widows vs. widowers: the ultimate battle.
2018-06-141h 24BadviceBadvice Episode 9: Cunning Linguist w/Matt HoffmanMatt Hoffman, a man I haven't seen in years, graces the podcast dungeon on this week's episode. We find out if Jews put up Christmas lights, Bruce Springsteen is a big deal to a lot of people, Hoffman won't stop saying the words Judi Dench and cunnalingus, who care's about a bunch of plastic in the middle of the ocean, cardboard coitus almost happens in a Blockbuster, Gorjan schools these fools on jealousy vs. envy and cavemen, Robin hates when Gorjan is right, and a bunch of bullshit movie references.
2018-06-071h 22BadviceBadvice Episode 8: BonetownWe take a look at Robin's deepseeded hatred of men, a 12 year old's mammory glands, the busiest 6th grade you've ever met, and another freaking advice column written by a dog.
2018-05-311h 24BadviceBadvice Episode 7: Geishas w/Lauren AndrewsThis week, Lauren Andrews joins us to talk about church geishas, Robin struggles to grasp the idea of an auditory medium, and Gorjan doesn't understand why the term "expat" exists.
2018-05-241h 12BadviceBadvice Episode 6: Sarnia Secrets w/Danita SteinbergThis week we solve roomate drama, are let into the secret society of Sarnia Secrets, and tackle a small boys package. Danita Steinberg, host of What About Meryl/We Really Like Her! joins us in the professional podcast studio/Gorjan's bedroom.
2018-05-1751 minBadviceBadvice Episode 5: F'ing D-BagIf you're standing up, you'l need to sit down for this week's advice columns. The abled disabled show up at work, cougar town is looking for new residents, and curiosity killed the friendship in this week's episode of Badvice.
2018-05-101h 28BadviceBadvice Episode 4: MamaBad texters, bad mamas, bad step-mamas, bad tattoos, and bad friends? Sounds like a good time!
2018-05-031h 34BadviceBadvice Episode 3: Power SuitsA butter stealing bandit, a mother-in-law who senses spirits two states away, gangsta rapping with children, and an ableist mother-in-law who is unable to accept her daughter's friend. Don't let these mothers anywhere near the law.
2018-04-261h 07BadviceBadvice Episode 2: Yes, And
This week we tackle what to do when your toddler is caught playing with Grandma's giant dildo, how to tell your wife
you're more passionate about improv then your marriage, and what to do when Theresa's husband tackles you after a heated game of cribbage.
2018-04-1952 minBadviceBadvice Episode 1: Table MannersWe tackle how to control your kids, exotic animal mating, and shaving your head.
2018-04-1657 min