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Scooch OvariesIt's the Mother's Day Episode.Let's celebrate our Moms. :)2025-05-1036 minScooch OvariesEpisode 41 - Don't Tell Us What To Do. Also: The Meaning of Life. And Drugs.Watch this latest episode of the Scooch Ovaries podcast and discover what happens when 3 grown women discuss their reaction to being told what to do. Pretty sure it's what the world needs right now.We also discuss the meaning of Life, mind altering drugs and what would have happened if Catherine Maloney and Robin Savage switched kids for a day.Bon Appetit.2025-05-0349 minScooch OvariesEpisode 40 - Mary, Robin and Catherine Review the Restless Leg Tour!We went to the mountaintop!The Restless Leg Tour is back and this time, Tina Fey and Amy Poehler are hitting the South!We saw them in Orlando at the Addition Financial Arena at UCF, and it was a religious experience. Comedian Catherine Maloney joined us, and she's here again to give us some more hilarity.And of course, we wander off and talk about a bunch of other stuff. Here you go.2025-04-2639 minScooch OvariesEpisode 39 - Comedian Catherine Maloney's visit Part 2: Sunscreen & Accents!The importance of suncreen is nothing to joke about, so naturally, we do.Also, accents are one of those things that people do, sometimes as a joke, or to let off steam, or just for no reason at all. Do you find them offensive? Let's discuss.Enjoy!2025-04-1920 minScooch OvariesEpisode 38 - Comedian Catherine Maloney Came Back!Comedian Catherine Maloney is back to teach us about AI and Chat GPT and stuff like that.Learn with us, won't you?#podcast #inspiration #personalgrowth #standupcomedy #funnymoments #chatgpt #catherinemaloney #robinsavage #marytischbein2025-04-1230 minScooch OvariesEpisode 37 - Comedian Catherine Maloney is Our Guest!Finally.You know that friend who always makes you laugh? The naturally funny gal who has no filter? The one who gets it?We have one of those.Her name is Catherine Maloney.And Catherine is not only a hysterical friend, she also shares her funny with the world.She is a professional standup comedian.A badass who takes no prisoners.Enjoy this very special episode of Scooch Ovaries.2025-04-0533 minScooch OvariesEpisode 36 - You Can Call Me A BroadCall us broads.We also discuss the SNL 50th Anniversary show and lots of other stuff. Enjoy!2025-03-2933 minScooch OvariesEpisode 35 - We Love Podcasts and Hate Toll Scammers.We both enjoy a slew of other podcasts, and Robin shares about one that she is currently enjoying.Also, is your Mom really sending you a photo through Messenger or is that a scam? We dig deep to get the answer.Enjoy!2025-03-2232 minScooch OvariesEpisode 34 - Robin's Take on the Baldoni Lively Mishegas!We have segments now! Enjoy this 2nd part of last week's episode and weigh in with your opinion of it all in our comments section.Thanks for following us!2025-03-1529 minScooch OvariesEpisode 33 Now With Real Segments!Enjoy some orderly fun, in 2 parts!Thanks for watching and listening.2025-03-0825 minScooch OvariesEpisode 32 - Mary Went to Church, Award Shows and Strangers with Candy!It's been a minute, but Mary went to church.
It's an interesting encounter.
Also: Award Shows!
Another Also: TV Shows that didn't age well.
You know who you are.
Enjoy!2025-03-0128 minScooch OvariesEpisode 31 - Let's Learn More About Robin SavageWhile Scooch Ovaries is always about silliness and bunny trailing, sometimes we learn stuff about each other. It's a win win for our listeners as well.Enjoy!2025-02-2221 minScooch OvariesEpisode 30 - All Things Art!This week we talk about ART: creating it and consuming it, the benefits, the joy derived.
Yeah, we get deep.
But it's still silly.
Enjoy!2025-02-1523 minScooch OvariesEpisode 29 - Big Football Games and Other StuffIt's that time of year when football games are the thing everyone is talking about, even people who don't watch or pay attention.
That's 50% of the hosts of Scooch Ovaries.
Enjoy a silly discussion and know we appreciate you for stopping by. :)2025-02-0825 minScooch OvariesEpisode 28 - We Review a Musical and Talk About the Early Days of PodcastsWe saw Funny Girl at the Van Wezel and we have opinions!
We also discuss our first podcasts, ones that we consumed and also the ones we created.
And Stockard Channing gets a shout out!
Join us for a silly discussion.
We appreciate you!2025-02-0140 minScooch OvariesEpisode 27 - Well, it was gonna be about the Chiefs...Scooch Ovaries is a humorous podcast featuring 2 comedians based out of Florida: Robin Savage and Mary Tischbein.
While their goal for each podcast episode is pure: to have a discussion about specific topics, that is not usually the result.
These two silly minded gals bunny trail on to whatever idea or memory was triggered by the chosen topic, and the results are hysterical.
Give it a watch and a listen.
You'll be glad you did.2025-01-2532 minScooch OvariesEpisode 26 - Robin got a Steamer and also: Arkansas, Epigenetics and Costco.There is so much discussed in this, our official 26th episode (we've been doing this for 6 months, y'all!), that you will just have to watch to see where it all goes.
But topics include:
Robin bought a steamer
Epigenetics
Arkansas
Sporting Goods
Puzzles
and how to correctly pronounce Costco.
Enjoy.2025-01-1837 minScooch OvariesEpisode 25 - Health Stuff, Dry January and We Taste Stuff!Comedians Robin Savage and Mary Tischbein have opinions about everything, and share them each week on the Scooch Ovaries Podcast.
Escape with them into a silly conversation between two old friends who prefer to disassociate than save the world.
You'll be glad you did.2025-01-1137 minScooch OvariesEpisode 24 - Robin's Flashing Fridge and our New Studio LayoutNow they we are all living in 2025, don't get it twisted:
We are just as ridiculous as we were in 2024.
Journey with us into the world of appliances, won't you? It's a spellbinding tale.
Also, we make up words sometimes. It happens.
Enjoy!2025-01-0434 minScooch OvariesEpisode 23 - The Scooch Ovaries Year in Review and Goals for 2025It's been a hell of a year.
Robin and Mary review the good and the heinous things that happened, and set goals for 2025.
For real.
Can they fulfill them?
It's up to you to keep them accountable.
Ever thankful for all of you.
Wishing you a Happy and a Healthy and a Prosperous New Year! :)2024-12-2831 minScooch OvariesEpisode 22 - Tina, Amy and Merry Merry!Well, we blinked and here we are at the Holiday Season, or as Mary prefers to call it: Award Season.
Robin and Mary thought the Christmas episode should include lots of stories of family holidays, and why not include their two favorite funny ladies: Tina Fey and Amy Poehler?
It is, after all, the most wonderful time of the year, so talking about Tina and Amy comes naturally.
Also, we had a late breaking news story cut in as we were recording, so look out for that!
Hint: It was another...2024-12-2147 minScooch OvariesEpisode 21 - Becoming Legal, Smells and Is That Bird My Dead Grandma?Here we go with episode 21 and it's filled with silliness.
We do a taste test of some fun snacks and talk about all the topics that aren't on the segment list. Again.
This one features us discussing turning 21 years old, smells and whether or not birds are old dead relatives coming to visit.
You look adorable today.
Enjoy!2024-12-1439 minScooch OvariesEpisode 20 - Wicked, Parades and We Know You're Listening!Enjoy the 20th Episode of your favorite podcast!2024-12-0731 minScooch OvariesEpisode 20 TeaseYou should listen!2024-12-0600 minScooch OvariesEpisode 19 - Menopause and Other StuffIt is time.
Women's Health.
It matters.
We're not experts, we don't claim to be.
We are comedians.
Enjoy. :)2024-11-3039 minScooch OvariesEpisode 18 - Gobble GobbleThis year, a very weird year, but a year nonetheless, we are grateful for many things.
We are especially grateful for laughter with good friends.
The kind that lasts a long time and at the end you are wiping tears away.
We hope you and yours have many of those moments.
Enjoy :)2024-11-2334 minScooch OvariesEpisode 17 - Ramblings and Off Road ChattingAs usual, we are all over the place in this episode, but in our defense, we recorded this prior to the Election. There was so much hope and promise in our voices.
Have a giggle, why don't you?
Enjoy!2024-11-1634 minScooch OvariesEpisode 16 - Doom Scrolling and Trauma Bonding and Other Hilarious TopicsEpisode 16 - Doom Scrolling and Trauma Bonding and Other Hilarious Topics2024-11-0935 minScooch OvariesEpisode 15 - Halloween!How could we not talk about Halloween?
We talk candy, costumes, and we even mention spiders and snakes.
Enjoy. :)2024-11-0237 minScooch OvariesEpisode 14 - We taste things! Also, more storm talk.Robin and Mary do some food and drink tastings and give you their reviews. Total ripoff of Kathleen Madigan, but in a respectful way.
Also, some final thoughts on the hurricanes.2024-10-2646 minScooch OvariesEpisode 13 - No one asked you to rock us like a hurricane, Helene and MiltonRobin and Mary take about the damage of Helene and Milton.
It'll be funnier next time.
Stay safe, kids!2024-10-1936 minScooch OvariesEpisode 12 - Scooch OvariesIt's a crossover episode!
It's just me, Mary, this week, so you're getting what we are calling a crossover of our 2 podcasts: Scooch Ovaries and Contrary Gardens! What? I know. Such an embarassment of riches.
Okay, so it's just me, ranting and raving and bunny trailing, but hey, who doesn't love that?
Robin will return next week.
Stay hydrated, people!2024-10-1223 minScooch OvariesEpisode 11 - We cover it allComedians Robin Savage and Mary Tischbein discuss:
Daylight Savings Time
Hair Styles
Cats or Kids? Why not both?!
Languages
Smoking
It's long one, get a hot or cold beverage and enjoy.
Love ya!2024-10-0553 minScooch OvariesEpisode 10 - We talk Football? Yeah. Football!Football!Comedians Robin Savage and Mary Tischbein get silly and serious about football. Opinions!Let us know what you think. :)2024-09-2827 minScooch OvariesEpisode 9 - Robin on the radio, AI and clothes shoppingRobin was on the radio and she is all braggy about it!
Let's talk a little about AI.
Clothes shopping for Comedians? They're gonna wear black, but we talk about it anyway.
This and so much more on the latest episode of Scooch Ovaries.
2024-09-2143 minScooch OvariesEpisode 8 - Let's Talk Heritage! and Bucky'sDid you ever wonder where you came from?
Well Mary did, and she found out. Robin has some info about her background, as well.
We try to stay in our segment, but the invisible fence neck collars were not charged.
We talk about Bucky's as well.
It's a good time.
Thanks for tuning in!2024-09-1436 minScooch OvariesEpisode 7 - Narcissists and SpellingThis week, Robin and Mary try to figure out if they are a little self-centered or full-on narcissists; Mary reveals what happens to her when people spell words around her; and everyone's favorite segment: segments that didn't make it as segments.
We're gonna wander off topic, it happens every time.
Thanks for listening!2024-09-0729 minScooch OvariesEpisode 6: Spice Girls and HurricanesIn this episode, we try to stay in our lane, but you know how that goes.
We discuss the origin of Robin's stage name, figure out which Spice Girl moniker would fit each of us, discuss the ultimate old lady topic: The Weather! We also delve into our favorite office supplies and reminisce about Mary's Mom's pen obsession.2024-08-3136 minScooch OvariesEpisode 5 - We also feel bad about our necks. Also, Media!Much like one of our sheroes, Nora Ephron, we also both feel bad about our necks. We discuss it. Not awkward at all.
Plus: Mary shares some news of upcoming television stuff she is excited about, and Robin talks all things Social Media.
Well, not all things, just some things.
We're old. We're doing our best.
We had fun making it and we hope you enjoy it as much as we did!2024-08-2430 minScooch OvariesEpisode 4 - Back to School! Also: music.This week, comedians Robin Savage and Mary Tischbein reminisce about their younger days, and we talk about going back to school. New notebooks!We also discuss music.It's a mess. Enjoy!2024-08-1737 minScooch OvariesEpisode 3 - Gilda! Other Stuff!it's hard to find a person alive who doesn't love Gilda Radner, and we love her.
We also discuss other stuff, like a word that some people really don't like, that we kinda love.
It's August! Let's have a laugh.
Thanks for listening. :)2024-08-1033 min
Contrary GardensThe Olympics, Kamala, and Scooch Ovaries!Hey Marebians!
I am telling you I'm not going and I made you a pretty episode.
I have some thoughts and here they are.
Breaking News -
I am a part of the awesome new podcast: Scooch Ovaries. I get to spend time with and have some laughs with my funny friend, Comedian Robin Savage.
Give it a try, too. It's streaming everywhere podcasts are streaming, and even on YouTube, because I have a video camera.
What an embarrassment of riches, according to my inner child.
2024-08-0312 minScooch OvariesEpisode 2 - our funny friends, current events and segments!Comedians Robin Savage and Mary Tischbein don't break down the current events for you, but they might say something about all the interesting stuff that happened this past week. Or last week. You'll see.
Thanks for coming back!2024-08-0338 minScooch OvariesBunny Trail with us, won't you?Who doesn't love a fresh start?
Well how about a brand new podcast?
Love it.
Comedians Robin Savage and Mary Tischbein have lots to talk about and you get to listen in.
We tend to bunny trail, go off road, wander into different topics, tangents and metaphors.
Join us, won't you?
You'll be glad you did.2024-07-2735 minScooch OvariesI need a distraction.A plug for a new podcast from Robin Savage and Mary Tischbein.2024-07-1501 minScooch OvariesScooch Ovaries is coming soon.Comedians Robin Savage and Mary Tischbein are podcasting. It's about time!2024-07-1400 min
Contrary GardensRobin Savage in studio!Sometimes my friends come over and I record our conversations.
It's all on the up and up, I swear.
Enjoy this tete a tete with comedian and writer, Robin Savage.2022-12-1328 minContrary GardensIan Changed His Mind, Tina Fey will save us, Pygmalion moviesThis week's topics include:
Manatee County has once again dodged a bullet (a huge hurricane).
Tina Fey has been fixing society for years, planting little seeds of change, watering them, trying, and we're just not paying attention. Well, I am. But are the rest of you? I mean, Jyna and Robin are, too, still, but what about YOU? Give credit where credit is due. When I say Tina Fey is my Jesus, it's not just her ability to write funny stuff.
A small movie that came out in 1973 kicked off my Pygmalion obsession. 2022-10-0217 minContrary GardensRunning with Cats.You know how I love to run and have a bunch of cats? Yeah, no, that's not me. That's Robin Savage.
She's a funny lady.
Besides the exercise and the pets, and taking care of her family, she also finds time to be a comedian.
Enjoy our silly conversation.
(Please note: no cats or geckos were harmed during the taping of this podcast)
:)2022-09-1720 minContrary GardensIts getting pretty sketchy in here...Part 3!This 3rd and final installment of our group podcast series features the Sketchy Television ensemble (Jyna Johnson, Daniel Aken and Robin Savage) chatting, eating, drinking, waiting and finally watching our Christmas Special as it aired Live on the Really Late Night Sketchfest 2022. It did not disappoint.
We find ourselves simply delightful.
While we waited we discussed gamers, engagement, influencers, TikTok and Papa John's.
Yes. Papa John's.
Oh and colonoscopies!
Come back every week for fresh, delicious content here at Contrary Gardens.
You look pretty/handsome today. ly Mare :)2022-08-2824 minContrary GardensIt's getting pretty sketchy in here...Part 1!The cast and creators of Jyna Johnson's It's Funny To Me Productions of the "Sketchy Television Christmas Special" hang, talk, drink and snack while getting ready to watch the Really Late Night Sketchfest 2022 Live on YouTube.
Jyna Johnson, Daniel Aken, Robin Savage and I are excited to see our show in this fest and while we are waiting, we delve into some silly shit, including:
How did this "Sketchy Television" phenomenon begin?
Who is your favorite sketch performer?
Why does Daniel know how to fall into a pile of boxes so w...2022-08-2135 min
Contrary GardensI have another guest! Comedian and author Robin Savage. Episode 14Check out Comedian and author Robin Savage and your favorite podcaster (that would be me) as we shoot the shit and tell stories from our glory days in standup comedy. Well, I don't know if I would call them glory days, but we definitely had some laughs.
Tune in to hear us ramble about weird open mics, home renovations and cats.
Full disclosure: a couple Michelob Ultras were consumed prior to taping, and they were delicious.
Yes, I am still looking for sponsors.
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