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I Swear We're Not a CoupleEp. 62: Ta-Ta for Now...This is it, Couplets. The final episode of I Swear We're Not A Couple. This is a bittersweet episode where The Couple recap people's reactions to finding out that this is the end. Also, Rogelio and Adam recap their London trip. The episode (series) concludes with a playlist of good-bye songs, listening to every sound bite from the show, and The Couple talking about what they'll miss most. Thank you to everyone who listened and help make this show what it was. Champagne kisses and caviar dreams.- The Couple--- Send in...2021-11-231h 23I Swear We're Not a CoupleEp. 61: "Best" OfThe Couple was too busy galavanting around London to record an episode this week, so enjoy this clip show of some of their best(?) segments. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/support2021-11-091h 05I Swear We're Not a CoupleEp. 60: Daddy and Daddy Are FightingAdam and Rogelio talk about Halloween and bicker for the entire episode.--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/support2021-11-0354 minI Swear We're Not a CoupleEp. 59: Koalas, Hippos, and LobstersIn this episode, The Couple talk about recent animal stories in the news, the State Fair of Texas list of fried foods, a list of gay representation in Disney movies, and Rogelio recaps a story where he needs to know: is he an asshole?--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/support2021-10-261h 05I Swear We're Not a CoupleEp. 58: C is for Cookie, This List Isn't Good Enough For Me!Happy Monday, Couplets, and thank you for sticking with us during our adjusted release schedule. The Couple start by discussing the one and only, David Bowie, his pop-up experience in London and NY, and his number ones in the US. Rogelio and Adam talk about mayonnaise again and perhaps having it in your coffee, the rise of Dutch Bros. coffee, the Rock n Roll induction ceremony and presenters, a bunch of movies are delayed again, and finally, Buzzfeed's list of the 40 best cookies. Spoiler alert: the list is BS.--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm...2021-10-191h 14
I Swear We're Not a CoupleEp. 57: The Other, Other Very Fabulous EpisodeIn this one, The Couple talk about some of their pet peeves, the return of Legends of the Hidden Temple, Instagram going down, National Coming Out Day where Rogelio gives an example of why this day is so important, and the two gush over Adele and her return. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/support2021-10-1258 minI Swear We're Not a CoupleEp. 56: I Now Pronounce You The CoupleThe Couplets are at war! Listen in to hear who called us out. Also, The Couple talk about weddings, proper open bar etiquette, and their upcoming trip to London. Adam tries his best to identify 80s songs from their lyrics. They review a few of the Couplets favorite songs from the RS Best 500, unveil two songs that they absolutely hate, talk about the upcoming Mario Bros. movie and Chris Pratt, and how Roald Dahl may not have been the best person. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/s...2021-10-051h 03I Swear We're Not a CoupleEp. 55: 16 Songs About the 500 Best Songs of All TimeThis is a pretty straight forward episode: The Couple highlight 16 songs from Rolling Stone's 500 Best Songs of All Time list. If you don't like music, lists, or Rogelio and Adam talking about music and lists, you may wanna stay away from this one. Hugs and kiss, knees and toes. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/support2021-09-271h 10I Swear We're Not a CoupleEp. 54: I-S-W-N-A-C, Find Out What it Means to Me!Another week, another great one in the books. The Couple launch into their usual banter to start the show as Adam and Rogelio catch us up on their respective weeks. They talk about Ryan Fischer... AGAIN! (Hopefully the last time,) recap some Jewish Holidays, they talk about the Bodyguard reboot and the Twins sequel, and they cap off the show with Adam playing Name That Tune with five songs from Rolling Stone's 500 Best Songs of All Time list. Make sure you stick around after the end to hear a little bonus content.--- Send in a voice message...2021-09-211h 13I Swear We're Not a CoupleEp 53: SemicolonTRIGGER WARNING: In this episode, the topics of 9/11 and drug addiction/recovery are discussed. If you are sensitive to these topics and would still like to listen to this episode but skip those parts, please fast forward to 48:04.In this episode, The Couple honor those who passed on 9/11; The Couple recount their experiences of that fateful day, the weeks that followed, and how the impact of 9/11 is still felt today; the guys discuss John Mulaney's appearance on the Seth Myers show where Mulaney talked about his time in rehab, Olivia Munn, and his new baby; the tone...2021-09-131h 15I Swear We're Not a CoupleEp. 52: The Hamburglar is Hot!Howdy, Couplets! In this piping-hot episode, Rogelio confesses a deep, dark secret to Adam, Adam talks about the couple that came to buy all his parents' stuff, and Abba's new songs. Also, Rogelio reviews the @LiquidIV Yellow Cherry flavor, The Couple talks about McDonald's ice cream machines breaking, the McDonald's characters, how China is not a fan of Adam's, and movies that have been pushed back due to the pandemic. This episode brought to you in part by "sissy idols" and "effeminate men."--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/messageSupport this podcast...2021-09-061h 03
I Swear We're Not a CoupleEp. 51: Nah, He Tweakin'After a rocky start, the Couple do what they do best and talk. They play listener Bee's message from last week, talk about Adam's birthday bash, explain "Nah, he tweaking'" and the milk crate challenge to the olds, discuss when is too soon for pumpkin spice, Rogelio's hate for fall scented stuff, and discuss the epidemic of hard seltzers available in stores.This episode brought to you in part by ISWNAC Seltzer. We just take other hard seltzers, pour them in a glass, and say they're ours. --- Send in a voice message: h...2021-08-3058 minI Swear We're Not a CoupleEp. 50: Happy Anniversary, ISWNAC!We made it! One year since starting this podcast, one year later, one year of joy, sorrow, surprises, excitement, inebriation, but most of all, one year of having the honor of having you all as listeners and Couplets. Rogelio and Adam say it all the time, but they mean it each time, thank you for supporting us, listening to us, and laughing with us on this journey. To quote a modern genius, "Live, laugh, love!"- AnonIn this 50th episode extravaganza, The Couple unveil the winner of the vodka/fizz stick competition, speak to the loser...2021-08-231h 04I Swear We're Not a CoupleEp. 49: The Couple HydratesHi #Couplets! In this exciting episode, the Couple read the options you came up with to name Adam's Vodka and #Arbonne fizz stick concoction, their recent correspondence with @LiquidIV, talk about the #Balmuda on @Huckberry, discuss what ever happened to Debra Winger, and close out by talking about #Disney's biggest box-office flops. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/support2021-08-161h 04I Swear We're Not a CoupleEp. 48: I Love the Smell of Windex in the MorningThe Couple wastes no time and talk about Foo Fighters trolling the Westboro Baptist Church and Mike Richards potentially taking over as host of Jeopardy. The boys transition to talking about #Ikea and their new meatball #candle and Adam tells everyone which candle he'd love to own if it existed. They cover the new Behind the Music, #TheSuicideSquad, and how to fix the box office in a post-pandemic world. Finally, they close out the episode by explaining all of the new #Disney #MagicKey tiers and how to use them, as well as trying to explain the fervor that Disney...2021-08-091h 04I Swear We're Not a CoupleEp. 47: Gold Medal in Disney SongsWelcome our special guest, and really mother, to some degree, of ISWNAC, Samantha Simons née Landau! In this very special episode, The Couple + 1 recap Adam's helming of the show last week, introduce Sam to our audience, talk briefly about the #Olympics, chat about different foods including the new #MacandCheese #Icecream, and #ScarlettJohansson suing #disney. The gang finishes the episode by comparing their top 5 Disney songs of all time. What would be on your list? Drop us a voice message letting us know. This episode brought to you in part by Phil Collins. ...2021-08-021h 09I Swear We're Not a CoupleEp. 46: That Time When Half of the Couple Was Missing!In this episode, Rogelio goes missing and Adam's longtime friend, Lana, joins the show. They catch up, talk about stuff, review the things, and overall, have a great time doing it. Special thanks to @lana_b_nana for filling in for Rogelio and keeping Adam company. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/support2021-07-261h 00I Swear We're Not a CoupleEp. 45: Everybody Get Up, It's Time to Slam Now!Introducing to the court... THE COUPLE! Adam and Rogelio get things going and talk about the #GoldCup, #Mexico's National Soccer Team, and fans homophobic chant. They then talk about the #Emmys nominations, the 2020 #Olympics, @RalphLauren's special #USA jackets, and giant goldfish in Minnesota. The boys end the episode when they both present their list of favorite songs from #90s soundtracks. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/support2021-07-191h 16I Swear We're Not a CoupleEp. 44: Dirty PopAdam and Rogelio get down to business in this episode of #ISWNAC and talk about some minor changes on the horizon for the show, one of which is that from henceforth, all fans of the show shall now be called #Couplets! (transition) Adam shares a story about his new #BFF Shayla. (transition) The Couple spend some time dissecting the first two episodes of the new docu-series #ThisIsPop on @netflix. (transition) They dive in deep on #BoyzIIMen, boy groups, #autotune, #cher, and just how adorable and likable @tpain is. (transition) They then talk about #BlackWidow and all of the sexist...2021-07-121h 09
I Swear We're Not a CoupleEp. 43: Ha'py Bir'day, 'Murica!In this special #4thofJuly episode, The Couple discuss #PinkHimilayanSalt and their breakfast preferences. They move on to discuss their perfect 4th of July menu and Rogelio quizzes Adam on his #American history. The boys discuss #BritneySpears and the #FreeBritney movement, how the #IOC is full of shit, and the reveal of #Todaya...#Zom...#TomHolland and #Zendaya as a couple. Rogelio closes out the episode by talking about some of the risqué items he saw at a recent garage sale in the inaugural Garage Sale-ing!This episode brought to you in part my America. Have you had your f...2021-07-051h 07I Swear We're Not a CoupleEp. 42: Welcome Back The Couple!Welcome Back, Couplees! We're back from hiatus, and as bad as ever. In our return, we talk about Rogelio's "birthday," Mail Call, the second and final New Music Monday featuring #Lorde and #MileyCyrus, the return of music #festivals, the first openly #gay #NFL player, the redesigned #PrideFlag and of course, #Madonna being batshit crazy. This episode is brought to you in part by the answer to life, universe, and everything, as well as #OnceUponATimeinLA festival--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/support2021-06-281h 06I Swear We're Not a CoupleEp. 41.5: We'll Be BackThe couple are taking a brief hiatus. Don't worry, they'll soon be back with all the hot takes and inane trivia you didn't know you didn't want.
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Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/support2021-05-3100 minI Swear We're Not a CoupleEp. 41: The One Where We Talk About Cicada FungusIn this all new episode, The Couple are back at it talking about the recently announced #Pride festival in #LA, the new #cicada fungus among us, cicada #recipes, the recently announced #Cher biopic, #Warner media's $43 billion bid at acquiring #Discovery, and close out by touching on the #friendsreunion on #HBOMAX.This episode is brought to you in part by @Warnermedia, a subsidiary of @hbo, a subsidiary of Spit on My Hand Club and Brunch Spot. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/support2021-05-241h 12I Swear We're Not a CoupleEp. 40: The Cicadas Are Coming!In the landmark 40th episode, it's business as usual for The Couple when they dive into talking about the #Billboard top 6 of Sept. 19, 1984 and talk about the shame of Huey Lewis and the News' song If This Is It never making it to number 1. They then segue into talking about the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductees, the #GoldenGlobes not being aired by #NBC, and #Ellen ending her show. They cap off their 40th episode extravaganza by talking about the #cicadas and Brood X!--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/messageSupport this podcast...2021-05-171h 08I Swear We're Not a CoupleEp. 39: GuttersAudio disclaimer: The sound quality on this episode is not up to normal ISWNAC standards, and we would like to apologize in advance. In this episode, The Couple read an email from listener Cameron, talk about the Chinese rocket set to hit Earth, and chat about the new Tommy Lee and Pam Anderson series in the works with Sebastian Stan and Lily James. Then they discuss the new Disneyland/ Snow White controversy, talk The Nanny, explore their favorite TV theme songs, and close out talking about the TV show, Solid Gold. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i...2021-05-101h 11I Swear We're Not a CoupleEp. 38: Crossing the VerrazzanoIn this episode, Adam and Rogelio read a very special letter in Mail Call, talk about how Adam is going to be living in a van down by the river, catch up with the Lady Gaga/ Ryan Fischer drama, talk about Lance Bass' new Mega Gay Club, and what The Couple would have in their gay club. We close out the episode by recapping the Oscars, the Oscars swag bag, and the In Memoriam.This episode brought to you by Spit On My Hand Nightclub and Brunch Cafe. --- Send in a voice me...2021-05-0357 minI Swear We're Not a CoupleI Swear, We're Not a Couple (Trailer)---
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Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/support2021-05-0100 minI Swear We're Not a CoupleEp. 37: Happy Adam's Day Weekend!The Couple kick off the inaugural #AdamsDayWeekend by talking about what they are doing to celebrate. They listen to the new ISWNAC promo put together by listener Heather (thank you, Heather), talk about music legend @NileRodgers and his legacy in the music business, and briefly visit the magic that is @BoyGeorgeOfficial. They close the show by comparing popular names from 1971 and 2021. Also... drunk Adam returns. This episode brought to you in part by alcohol. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/support2021-04-261h 02I Swear We're Not a CoupleEp. 36: Anything for Selenas!The Couple introduce the show by remembering #Selena and her popularity in the #90s. They shift gears and talk about the oft-forgotten verse in Money For Nothing by Dire Straits where a certain homophobic slur can be heard a few times. Adam and Rogelio play a new game where Adam tests Rogelio's #80s knowledge; the boys bring you breaking news about the #ketchup shortage of 2021; they preview Adam's cheat weekend and come up with a new holiday: Adam's Day Weekend; they close the episode by revealing their favorite rom-coms. This episode brought to you in part by @Heinz --- Send in...2021-04-191h 14I Swear We're Not a CoupleEp. 35: Mr. Perfectly Fine (ISWNAC's Version)The Couple kick things off by introducing the inaugural (and final) edition of New Music Monday where they talk about the new #Prince, #PaulMcCartney, and #TaylorSwift songs. They then square off on how they think #AaronRodgers is doing on @Jeopardy. The boys go on to talk about the time they were almost on @BeatShazamFox and how Rogelio turned down the opportunity to be on #DontForgetTheLyrics. Adam and Rogelio pay tribute to @Yahoo #answers in light of the news that they will be shutting down on #Maythe4th and read some of the best questions to ever be asked on...2021-04-121h 09I Swear We're Not a CoupleEp. 34: Ripped From The Headlines!STOP THE PRESS! To start the show, The Couple update everyone about the #RocknRoll Hall of Fame voting and the limited edition #ISwearWereNotACouple holographic stickers available when you donate to either @TrevorProject @SurvivorMitzvah @TrinityYouthServices or @WWOZ_NewOrleans. The boys then go on to talk about @Madonna and her recent #instagram posts, people that look good when they look older, @MichaelStrahan fixing his gap in his teeth, #AprilFools products, and wrap up with an update about Ryan Fischer (dog walker for @LadyGaga)This episode brought to you in part by @People Magazine. Instagram: @NotACoupleShow--- S...2021-04-041h 05I Swear We're Not a CoupleEp. 33: Next Year, In JerusalemChag Sameach and Happy #Passover! To celebrate, The Couple thank the listeners for some mail they've received, Rogelio reviews the Inland Empire Invitational, we unveil how to get a brand new #ISWNAC #sticker, we talk about the #superstore finale, #Ramy on @hulu, and touch on the shows #CallMeKat/ Miranda. We bid farewell to #JessicaWalter and #GeorgeSegal, and go over their movie credits. Rogelio tests Adam on his Passover knowledge in #JewCorner, and we talk about the #CinnamonToastCrunch scandal that has swept the nation.This episode is brought to you in part be Endless Shrimp...2021-03-291h 07I Swear We're Not a CoupleEp. 32: I'm RunningIn this exciting episode, the boys talk about some fan mail, listen to the shout out ISWNAC got on the Nicksology podcast by Steven Andrews, review the Oscar noms, preview the Inland Empire Invitational marathon Rogelio is running, discuss the insane Barkley Marathons, and talk about how Rogelio is dying. Instagram: @NotACoupleShow--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/support2021-03-221h 01
I Swear We're Not a CoupleEp. 31: A Sort of Fabulous EpisodeIn this episode of ISWNAC, the boys talk about a recent encounter Rogelio had with a person who claimed he was not an idiot, Rogelio's carbo-loading week, Adam's new favorite show "It's a Sin," and how important it is to remember the AIDS crisis from the 80s. The Couple transition into a conversation on how instrumental "The Birdcage" was in portraying the LGBTQ+ community in the media, how movies from the 70s and 80s that would never get made now, and our take on cancel culture. Finally, the guys share their top 5 song intros! This episode is b...2021-03-151h 20I Swear We're Not a CoupleEp. 30: The Big Three-OhOn the big 30th episode, the Couple start off on the most depressing of notes and talk about how Rogelio missed the boat on the recent Mars Volta LP collection. Then, they recap up the Golden Globes (snooze) and talk about watching movies in today's digital era. The guys also blabber about the Foo Fighter's cover of "You Should be Dancing" and Wandavision. Finally, they close out by talking about "the moment they knew" the pandemic was real as we approach the one-year anniversary. What an up-beat peppy episode it was. Too bad there isn't a sponsor on this...2021-03-081h 11I Swear We're Not a CoupleEp. 29: RIP AdamThe Couple have a good ol' time in this episode! They talk about how Adam is dying, there's a Mail Call, they start a new feature called 'I Like to Watch' where they review movies (Framing Britney, Nomadland, and Promising Young Women, in this edition), they dissect the Lady Gaga dog story, and close out by talking about Girl Scout cookies. This episode is brought to you by Cucamonga Knittery. Use the coupon code COUPLE20 on your next order to get 20% off.--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/support2021-03-011h 09I Swear We're Not a CoupleEp. 28: Sticker TimeThe Couple go back and talk about 5 artist (producers?) that maybe don't belong in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, they dissect the Cruella trailer, Adam reveals his favorite Disney character, Rogelio drops a sticker surprise on Adam, Adam is in need of (vitamin) D according to his doctor, and the guys close out the episode talking about how New Yorkers think that Texans are wimps. This episode brought to you in part by the Naw'leans Board of Tourism. Come, die in our city!--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.f...2021-02-231h 07I Swear We're Not a CoupleEp. 27: Adam VS BlendJetThe Couple talk about the recent Rock n Roll Hall of Fame nominees, Rogelio's experience with his Moderna vaccine (AKA: Fauci Ouchie), and Adam tells us about his vendetta against and recent experience with BlendJet... Spoiler Alert: BlendJet sucks.This episode brought you in part by Jelly Roll Morton--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/support2021-02-161h 09I Swear We're Not a CoupleEp. 26: *Clears Throat* By The Way...The Couple chat about many merry things including Rogelio's review of Dorothy Lynch salad dressing sent to him by listener Kim, the winner of the weight-loss challenge (SPOILER: not Adam,) the upcoming Super Bowl commercials, some Golden Globe nominees, and Rogelio's recent running adventure. This episode brought to you in part by John Travolta gyrating. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/support2021-02-091h 15I Swear We're Not a CoupleEp. 25: Armie, Eat Her Heart Out!Happy Monday! The Couple launch things off by talking about Armie Hammer's interesting kink. We read some graphic tweets and if you want to skip this part (don't blame you) just skip section 12:10-23:02. The boys then pivot to talk about Subway's "tuna," Jojo Siwa's coming out, the new J&J vaccine, and how Rogelio is going to Mars! This episode is brought to you in part by Subway's new and improved tuna. Now with some tuna! (Tuna not included)--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/messageSupport this podcast: h...2021-02-021h 12I Swear We're Not a CoupleEp. 24: Pres. Goldberg and VP OrozcoThe Couple talk the star-studded inauguration, Bernie memes, the end of Disneyland Annual Passes, wish Betty White a happy bir'day, and Rogelio closes the episode recapping his recent Ebay adventure. This episode is brought to you in part my Shit Brick Studios. Book your podcast studio time with SBS today!--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/support2021-01-261h 05I Swear We're Not a CoupleEp. 23: Streaming on Netflix: What the Gush?The Couple talk about the new "What the Gush" commercial from Always or Kotex (who cares, really?), CES from 1989 and 2021, MTV Block Party videos, and close out by talking about all the new theater-worthy movies Netflix will release in 2021. This episode brought to you in part by Always. Be ready for those "What the gush?!" moments.--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/support2021-01-191h 03I Swear We're Not a CoupleEp. 22: New Year, New CoupleWelcome to Season 2!In this first episode of the year, The Couple talk about their new weight loss challenge they are doing and their differing strategies, hear a clip of a very verbose child describing what we should do during this "lahckdahwn," play a sound bite of Alex Trebek's farewell tribute, discuss the Grammy nominations, and what we would do if we won the $600 million jackpot.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/messageSupport this podcast: h...2021-01-121h 14
I Swear We're Not a CoupleEp. 21: ISWNAC LIVE!The Couple celebrate NYE live on Instagram. We present the audio from the that night for your listening pleasure. We are so sorry for this episode. Make sure to go to our Instagram account to watch it.
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Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/support2021-01-031h 14I Swear We're Not a CoupleEp 20: Finally, Christmas!The Couple do Mail Call and talk about all of the lovely mail they've received recently. They go on to talk about their favorite Christmas movies, the worst Christmas songs, and strange Christmas traditions.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/support2020-12-241h 16
I Swear We're Not a CoupleEp. 19: "The Couple"-Now on Disney+The Couple spend the better half of the episode talking about all of the announcements Disney made about their upcoming projects, talk about how they demolish HBO Max's future line-up, and close out the episode by sharing their top 5 Christmas songs. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/support2020-12-181h 15
I Swear We're Not a CoupleEp. 18: Adam and Rogelio Kibbitz About Ch/HanukkahThe lovely couple embark on a journey to talk all things Hanukkah and Jewish in this episode. We revisit Jew-pardy, talk about Manischewitz wine varieties, favorite Hanukkah songs, a brief history of the Festival of Lights, and close out the episode with Adam leaving Rogelio twisting in the wind and probably upsetting the transgender community! (Sorry about that, Elliot Page) L'Chiam!This episode is brought to you by Manischewitz Cremes and Cordials. It ain't a challah-day unless you have Manischewitz.--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm...2020-12-111h 06I Swear We're Not a CoupleEp. 17: Your Police Officer Today Has Been PabloThe Couple visit have Mail Call, revisit the mink culling story when listener Samantha sends in an article about zombie minks, talk about Ken Jennings' upcoming Jeopardy duties, talk about how sad the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade was, and finish up talking about songs that double as PSAs. This episode is brought to you in part by Gun Oil. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/support2020-12-041h 10I Swear We're Not a CoupleEp. 16: But What if We ARE a Couple?The Couple welcome friend of the show Laura Garcia to the studio and the three visit with each other and discuss different conspiracy theories. Laura surprises The Couple with a conspiracy theory game! All this and more on a very special "I Swear We're Not a Couple!"This episode brought to you in part by The Texas School Book Depository. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/i...2020-11-251h 16
I Swear We're Not a CoupleEp. 15: No, Minks Were Harmed in the Recording of this EpisodeThe Couple are back at it! Adam and Rogelio talk about the new Paris Hilton documentary on YouTube, much to the dismay of Rogelio, they play some new theme songs and jingles created by listener Jason, talk about the new COVID-19 vaccine that is supposedly coming, Denmark having to cull its mink population, share their memories of Alex Trebek and talk about the future of Jeopardy!, and close the episode reminiscing about their favorite Thanksgiving meals. This episode is sort of brought to you by JLabs JBuds Air ANC... Sort of.2020-11-201h 13I Swear We're Not a CoupleEp. 14: Adam and Rogelio XXXLThe couple jabber about mac &cheese, listener Kim sends in an article from Southern Living, Adam professes his love about black licorice, they chat about Johnny Depp, and each of the boys share their list of their favorite cover songs. It's a long episode, but a good'un!--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/support2020-11-131h 39I Swear We're Not a CoupleEp 13: Adam and Rogelio in "Swear to Live and Die Only Twice Another License to Forever Day"The Couple wrap up Halloween discussions, chat the death of Sean Connery, their favorite Bond songs, start beef with listeners Kim and Krista, and talk about regional differences that they defend.Drop us a message at https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/message--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/support2020-11-0654 minI Swear We're Not a CoupleEp. 12: Trick or Treat: More Mayo!The Couple thank their listeners for sending them mail in our new segment, Mail Call, discuss the most popular Halloween songs, and talk about their favorite Halloween movies. After the break, they chat about Rogelio's Vanity Fair subscription, the demise of theme parks, and the exciting conclusion of mayo talk!This episode is brought to you by Central Casting!--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/support2020-10-291h 20I Swear We're Not a CoupleEp. 11: Spirit Halloween, Yankee Stadium LocationOn this episode, The Couple play Jew-pardy, discuss their favorite Halloween memories, talk about different kinds of mayonnaise, and Roger had a cocktail.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/support2020-10-231h 13
I Swear We're Not a CoupleEp. 10: A Very Fabulous EpisodeThe Couple celebrate National Coming Out Day by dedicating an entire episode to discussing all things gay! They talk about rainbow Oreos, the Netflix movie "The Boys in the Band," Adam talks about coming out, Rogelio discusses what it's like to eat a banana in a professional environment and starting his OnlyFans account, and they revisit some subjects they discussed in earlier episodes. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/support2020-10-161h 13I Swear We're Not a CoupleEp.9: Sir, Would You Like Another Stay Puft Marshmallow?The Couple dissect Adam recording the new Anchor Ad and play his blooper; they discuss the Netflix documentary series High Score, share their video game memories, and visit some of their favorite video game music; they talk about Michelin Star restaurants; and they end the episode talking about upcoming movies that they are excited about.This episode brought to you by Stay Puft Marshmallows: They stay puft even when toasted!--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/messageSupport this podcast: h...2020-10-091h 09I Swear We're Not a CoupleEp. 8: My First Podcast as a Woman and I'm Already Getting HarassedThe couple recap the times they've gotten surprises in the mail, pumpkin spice flavored items, Rogelio describes what happened to him on a run recently, and Adam is reminded about "that time" he was at Toucan's in Palm Springs. We also talk about Dax Shepard's relapse, mental health, and Adam reveals he's (shockingly) not a huge Shakespeare fan. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/support2020-10-021h 06I Swear We're Not a CoupleEp.7: Whaaht's in the (Snack) Box?!Shana Tova to all of the members of The Tribe! The Couple wish each other a happy Jewish new year, then jump right into talking about RGB's passing, the new Madonna movie, the Emmy's and Schitt's Creek sweeping the categories. The guys close out the episode by talking about Sizzler filing for bankruptcy, BK's new "Snack Box," and some of fast food's biggest flops! This episode brought to you by Aldi's Skipjack tuna! It ain't tuna unless it's Aldi's Skipjack!--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app--- Send in a v...2020-09-251h 12I Swear We're Not a CoupleEp.6: All This Over a Can of Tuna?In this episode, The Couple talks about pre-Rosh Hashanah, Chris Evan's leaked nude, tuna talk, Rogelio's obsession with Harry and David, and Adam's time working in network marketing. This and much more!--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/support2020-09-181h 18I Swear We're Not a CoupleEp.5: And the Oscar Goes To...Special guest Jeannette Winter joins on this episode! Listen as we talk about her journey with Adam through the Oscars Best Movies list, The Karate Kid, and much more!--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/support2020-09-111h 24I Swear We're Not a CoupleEp. 4: I Smell Death and CookiesThe guys start the episode by talking about the untimely death of Chadwick Boseman, which actors they feel needs to get some recognition while they're still alive, and touch on Jerry Lewis' unreleased movie The Day the Clown Cried. We talk about Adam's fan club (Go, Team Adam) and how he is now world famous for making mundane stories interesting. Rogelio rips into Adam for talking about his Atlantic City trip for 40 minutes in the long lost episode of I Swear We're Not a Couple that will never see the light of day. They close the show discussing Target, Starbucks...2020-09-041h 18I Swear We're Not a CoupleEp. 3: The Night the Lights Went Out in RanchoBriefly after starting to record, Rogelio experiences a blackout which cuts the recording short. After recovering, the guys complain about being tired and Adam describes his exciting Saturday morning adventures, including getting waxed. Rogelio "apologizes" to Adam for saying he was wrong about his Madonna knowledge in Ep. 2. Then, our two fearless hosts ensure that they'll never have Popeye's Chicken, Dickey's BBQ, or T-Mobile as sponsors by complaining about them and their practices. We discuss Cher, her being a USPS ally, how Adam can get a husband, and we close the show by going over a made-up insult. Stay tuned f...2020-08-281h 28I Swear We're Not a CoupleEp. 2: Ha'py Bir'day, MadonnaAfter recapping reaction to our inaugural episode, we spend time (a lot of time) talking about Madonna, her birthday, her #1's, and how much Adam has spent to see her in concert over the years. Then we touch on The Golden Girls house sale, our visit to Six Flags: Magic Mountain back in 2015, going to AMC Theaters for $0.15, and which companies we would want to sponsor "I Swear, We're Not A Couple" if we had our way (Barefoot Wines and Aldi, we're looking at you.) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://an...2020-08-201h 15I Swear We're Not a CoupleEp. 1: Shout Out To...On our first episode, Rogelio and Adam introduce themselves and almost immediately put the audience to sleep talking about fish, Adam's Nissan adventure, Queen and Freddie Mercury's performance at Live Aid, other podcasts we listen to, and a bunch of 80s shows. We wasted no time!--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/i-swear-were-not-a-couple/support2020-08-161h 16