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All Sequels Go To HeavenASG2TL Ep. 1 - The Question Isn't Where We're Spinning Off, But When!Griffin's still busy being a doctor, so Spencer and Roman are doing a spin off project called All Sequels Go to Time Lord, in which they'll watch Doctor Who and discuss how bad Roman's freaking out about it. (Also, Griff's invited to join whenever he can. But he's doctor, so like, it's tough. But also there's a Doctor in this show, so it's sort of like he's still here with us in spirit)Thank you to Kelly Burroughs for the still great cover artThank you to Spencer's mom for her guest appearance on this...
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Developer na plnou hubu#37 Milan Kramoliš: Architektura, trendy a nový stavební zákonHostem 37. dílu je hlavní architekt a spolumajitel Projekce 21 Milan Kramoliš. Milan je rodilý Brňák a v Brně žije celý svůj život. V odlehčeném prázdninovém díle se pobavíme o životní změně, o realizaci velkých projektů jako je fabrika na psí krmivo a aktuálních trendech v architektuře. Probereme také nový stavební zákon, centralizaci stavebních úřadů v Brně a brněnský územní plán. Zaposlouchejte se do nejnovějšího dílu a dejte nám vědět, jak se vám líbí. Na co se v podcastu můžete těšit: ...
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Roman Zelenka PodcastCesta vnitřní proměny (CZ) - živá discovery session - Pavel Milan ČernýPavel prošel jsem radostným a nabíjejícím budováním vlastní firmy - i tvrdým vyhořením a neschopností cokoliv dělat. Úspěchem a bytím na výsluní - i selháním, ztrátou smyslu a prázdnem. Úpěnlivým kontrolováním všeho - i velkým pouštěním a skoky do důvěry. Tato epizoda ve formě tzv. discovery session přináší popis Pavlových důležitých životních okamžiků, kde velmi otevřeně popisuje, co zažil, co si z toho vzal a kam nyní směruje. Roma...
2023-04-101h 21
CHUTNÝ podcastChutný podcast - Roman BorovskýVypočujte si ďalší diel podcastu Chutný. Hosťom je skúsený šéfkuchár, Roman Borovský.
Čo ho najviac lákalo vstúpiť do gastra, a prečo sa rozhodol vyučiť sa za kuchára? Ako povedal Roman: "K vareniu v kuchyni som inklinoval už dlho. Veľmi sa mi páčil ten stres a tiež sprosté slová od šéfkuchára, ktoré padali v kuchyni plnej kuchárov." Počas tohoto mladíckeho študentského obdobia po strednej škole zažil množstvo stáží a praxe po celej Európe. Začalo to v Prahe, kde ho doslova vyhnali a už ako veľmi mladý chalan sa naučil samost...
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Stuck In Development75 - SID's Wrestling Match with Roman MilanIn this special episode, Carl and Eitan are joined by Roman Milan from the All Sequels Go To Heaven podcast to talk wrestling and all the aspects that make it a unique form of entertainment in the current over-caffeinated world of content.
Roman walks the boys through US wrestling's history, from its roots as a purely regional business, the emergence of WWE, the evolution of its business models, all the way to its current status. This episode is filled with stories of glorious scripted slaps and superstars asking if "people can smell what they are cooking?" (even...
2022-03-061h 28All Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 135 - Sing 2: The Wonderwall DirectiveWe started Dipping Into the Darkness with Sing 2, a movie that has plagued Roman for some time now. But because we're gluttons for punishment, we also watched Sing 1, gathered together in Dallas, before seeing the movie together and then recording. And it was actually good? But also Bono really was in it. I dunno. I still feel conflicted. Just take a listen.
2022-01-0559 minAll Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 124 - Tremors: Shrieker Island: Roman Did A MustacheWe're finally back! Starting our spooky season a little late, we watched Tremors: Shrieker Island. It posed big questions like: Where the hell did they get that huge gun? Should we watch the old movie with the huge gun? And finally, should Roman go with just a mustache?
2021-10-2059 minAll Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 123 MINI - Fast & Furious Spy Racers: Waiting For GriffotGriff was away filling out residency applications this week, because he's actually way smarter and more successful than us and has important things to do from time to time. So Spencer and Roman took some time and watched an episode of Fast & Furious: Spy Racers, the wildly prolific Netflix series. And they talked about car asses. Give it a listen.
2021-09-2943 minAll Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 111 - F9: Disney's Clone Army and the Six Flags Rebellion (Ft. Dan Baron)Dominic Toretto memes are all over the internet right now. But come and hang out with people who are REAL family (and Spencer and Dan). We brought Dan Baron back to talk F9, who has 9/11 birthdays, and how long you have to work at Disney to find out about the clone army.Check out Dan and Roman on their Manifest Actual Play RPG streams Tuesday nights at 8:00 CST on twitch.tv/waypointlive
2021-07-071h 01All Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 93 - Happy Feet 2: God hates Big AirHow's everybody doing? Not great? You say there's a global pandemic? You say lots of Texans don't have water or power? Well... we recorded an episode about Happy Feet 2 which is also pretty thematically dark... so.... yeah.Get ready for Westboro's take on the X-Games, equating Roman to Candy Crush, and only a few of minutes of combined Bakugon, Beyblade, and Digimon talk as opposed to the 15 or so minutes Spencer cut out.
2021-03-031h 04All Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 88 - Star Trek: Beyond (feat. Dan Baron)This week we had on special guest Dan Baron to discuss Star Trek: Beyond. We ended up talking about how the Klingon planet is just a huge bong, and also about how this would be so much better if Tarantino had been able to bring in Jonathan Teatime to defeat the Daleks. Just listen. It's tough to explain.
2021-01-201h 10All Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 87 - Star Wars: The Rise of SkywalkerWe watched the huge worldwide phenomenon Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker. We did talk a little bit about the movie. And by the movie, I mean I, Robot.
2021-01-131h 11All Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 86 - Mr. Bean's HolidayWelp, we recorded this one literally the day before Rowan Atkinson said some stuff, including some stuff about Mr. Bean specifically, but that's ok, because obviously we barely talked about the film. I think, at least. I, Roman, lost internet for part of this but the other boys kept recording, so let's both listen and find out what they said about me (I assume).
2021-01-061h 11All Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 85 - 2020 End of the Year RecapHey gang, the holidays got really busy for us, so our yearly DnD episode is postponed. BUT we didn't want to leave you all hanging, so we got together to record a quick (and by quick we mean a full hour) recap of the year. We talked a bit about the movies we watched, the bits we did, and how you can eat a pokemon to gain its votes in the upcoming election. Happy New Year!
2020-12-311h 02All Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 84 - The Princess Switch: Switched AgainHappy holidays everybody! For our last week of Christmas movies in 2020, we watched The Princess Switch: Switched Again. It's a movie fresh off of Netflix's presses with a newer, better Vanessa Hudgens, but we talked more about the old man who singlehandedly (or on behalf of a shadowy cabal) is attempting to destabilize the entire region. Also which animals we think we could fight.
2020-12-231h 16All Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 83 - Barbie in A Christmas CarolThis week we watched Barbie in A Christmas Carol. But also, we pitched a Marvel vs Capcom style fighting game with all the Barbie professions, parsed whether Barbie is a person or a species, and really dove deep on what we could expect from President Barbie.My wife left me yesterday.It Cannot End Like ThisAct OneSMASH.
2020-12-161h 11All Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 82 - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 2: Cousin Eddie's Island AdventureIs this the worst movie we've ever seen? Maybe. Are these the best bootleg Neon Genesis Evangelion shirts we've ever seen? Absolutely. So grab yourself 15 Filet O' Fish from 3 separate McDonalds and strap in for this one. Happy Holidays, and try not to kill any Robins out there.
2020-12-091h 13All Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 81 - A Bad Moms ChristmasJoin us, here, in America's first Drunk Mall to enjoy our favorite lines from this absolute holiday ROMP, A Bad Moms Christmas. Or go to the Ultimate Guitar Forums and check if they're alright. Either one.
2020-12-021h 09All Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 80 - Now You See Me 2Hi, I'm Ronald Weasley. And I have 60 seconds to tell you about Now You See Me 2. It has 2 Woody Harrelsons in it. And Lizzie Caplan's here now, and she immediately recognizes how hot Dave Franco is (and really, can you blame her?). I hope you get to know a little bit about the movie in this episode, and maybe along the way, you'll get to know a little bit about me too.
2020-11-251h 11All Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 79 - American Psycho 2: All American GirlWe discuss Mila Kunis' greatest shame this week. The sequel to American Psycho.We try not to think about it too much while distracting ourselves from the election that was still going on when we recorded this by discussing Cameos, the more homicidal side of baseball statistics, and perhaps the least necessary twist of all time(?). This and more on this weeks episode of All Sequels Go To Heaven!!!
2020-11-181h 07All Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 78 - The Fate of the FuriousFor Roman's birthday, he made us watch a two and a half hour movie. I know he's my brother, but he's dead to me. The stunts were pretty cool though. -Griffin's Letterboxd Account
2020-11-111h 15All Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 77 - The Little Mermaid II: Return to the SeaThis election stuff is so exhausting. We talked about a sexual Ratatouille this week. The usual stuff. Just listen to it, we promise it's good.
2020-11-041h 09All Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 76 - Gremlins 2: The New BatchThis week we watched Gremlins 2: The New Batch. It is maybe the most wild movie we've watched, and we met it where it lives. Come for the sexy female gremlin, stay for the ending feel-good musical number (which is now compulsory for all movies).
2020-10-281h 07All Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 75 - Ghostbusters 2This week we watched Ghostbusters 2, but we spent a lot of time talking about the much more interesting Ghostbusters (Stern, 2016) pinball machine and Roman's IFPA ranking. Also John Denver's WILD real name. But, you know, the movie was alright I guess.
2020-10-211h 08All Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 74 - Goosebumps 2: Haunted HalloweenAre you down from some thrills, chills, and a pretty niche William Faulkner joke? Then boy do we have an episode for you!!! We watched Goosebumps 2 this week and that somehow led us to discuss warrior cats, my haunted space wolf escape room, and former president George H. W. Bush's love of Scrooged. And what's this? OH NO! The bad-podcast-ghost got a hold of us causing multiple technical issues and also made us very bad at our whole deal or whatever. Please enjoy!..... please.
2020-10-141h 12All Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 73 - Addams Family ReunionThis is all you need to know: https://youtu.be/mxiigDKuHUo
2020-10-071h 07All Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 72 - The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2This week we learned about four young women with hopes and dreams and variable amounts of swimming ability. But more than that, we learned about a pair of pants, and how they would have been used to make TNKOs during World War 1. Listen to us talk about The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2. Your Sky King, Bob Burnquist, commands it.
2020-09-301h 09All Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 71 - The Scorpion King: Book of SoulsHave you ever been stung by like 12 scorpions and instead of being in immense pain, you gain some sort of vague superpowers? Good news! You might be a Scorpion King! Or just the world's most disconcerting competitive eater. Either way, congrats.
2020-09-231h 03All Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 70 - The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon EmperorWe got WILD talking about this one. But in our defense, how could we have gotten more wild than a movie where yetis kick a human field goal and Jet Li is The Avatar & Beast Boy rolled into one and STILL loses? Also discussed, the 2021 blockbuster The Battle of the Jasons starring Jason Statham and every other Jason in the world.
2020-09-161h 252020-09-091h 20All Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 68 - Superman IV: The Quest For PeaceThis week, Superman faces his toughest challenge yet: Nuclear disarmament! And he sort of succeeds, but not before drugging a woman and getting hammered into the moon. But more importantly, did y'all ever see the unrated version of Hancock? Because there is some TROUBLING stuff in there.
2020-09-021h 21All Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 67 - Jaws: The RevengeWe finally did it. The 0% Rotten Tomatoes sequel that Michael Caine famously has not seen, but loves the house it built. It's Jaws: The Revenge. Get ready for us to discuss one shark's brave journey to travel several thousand miles in just a few days to get revenge on a family whose shark curse truly knows no bounds.
2020-08-261h 15All Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 66 - Lara Croft: Tomb Raider - The Cradle of LifeIn this one we ask a LOT of questions to Spencer's Hinge match who has posed us the greatest riddle of our time. So crack open a Tony Hawk 2015 Cabernet Reserve and enjoy.
2020-08-191h 19All Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 65 - Grand-daddy Day CareWe read your countless comments, heard to your endless voicemails, and even got your innumerable telegraphs, and we did listen. This week we wrapped up the trilogy with Grand-Daddy Day Care. One again nobody comes back, Danny Trejo stars in it, blah blah blah, HEY GUYS WHAT'S IN FORT KNOX ALSO HOW DOES MONEY WORK ALSO DID YOU EVER WATCH THE CELEBRITY DIVING GAME SHOW SPLASH?yeah. it's one of those.
2020-08-121h 19All Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 64 - Daddy Day CampAs August rolls around, wring the most out of this excellent, in no way out of the ordinary summer with a trip to Daddy Day Camp! It features such fun activities as: a bus full of kids running into a tree, a very greasy rock climbing wall, and of course, no returning actors from the first movie!! Of course, we barely talk about any of that stuff, but you know the drill at this point.
2020-08-051h 22All Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 63 - Toy Story 4This week we talked a lot about an old Disney skateboarding game and how many snakes Jake Paul could fight. We also talked a little bit about Toy Story 4.
2020-07-291h 18All Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 62 - Beverly Hills Chihuahua 3: Viva la Fiesta!In a world, where humans become dogs and dogs become human. One man must save the president's wife, who has been turned into a dog before she gets sent into space by the Russians. Only one problem. That man is a dog.That's NOT what happened in this movie. But what if it was?Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/asg2hTwitter & Instagram: @ASG2H
2020-07-221h 16All Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 61 - The Lego Movie 2: The Second PartThis week we got deep into the Backyard Baseball kids having to save child Randy Johnson from his pigeon curse. And around that, we discussed The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part. It was pretty good.Sidenote: Griffin's audio gets a lot better about 30 minutes in. Thanks for your patience with us!
2020-07-151h 27All Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 60 - Air Bud: Spikes BackAir Bud plays volleyball for a little less than 33% of this movie and we spent about that much time actually talking about Air Bud Spikes Back. So, if you think about it, we basically did at least as good of a job on this episode as the makers of Air Bud: Spikes Back did. Sooooo... yeah. Enjoy!
2020-07-081h 16All Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 59 - Yu Gi Oh!: The Dark Side of DimensionsWelcome to the third and final chapter in Yugioh, Megioh, and Dupreegioh. We finish with Yu Gi Oh!: The Dark Side of Dimensions. It is a WILD 2 and a half hour EPIC, so of course we spent a lot of time talking about water slides as a means to ending global conflict.
2020-07-011h 21All Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 58 - Yu Gi Oh!: Bonds Beyond TimeOn week two of Yugioh, Megioh, and Dupreegioh, we watched Yu Gi Oh: Bonds Beyond Time. It's a movie where our boy Yugi, a kid who can hang, and an edgelord with a sweet motorcycle team up to battle the most dangerous force in a world built around a card game: power creep.
2020-06-241h 10All Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 57 - Yu Gi Oh! The Movie: Pyramid of LightJoin us for part one in our three part series we're tentatively titling "Yugioh, Migioh, and Dupreegioh". We talked to an actual musical genius. Roman got DEEP into the action. And we all fell in love with Pegasus in a huge way.
2020-06-171h 08All Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 56 - Muppets Most WantedThis week we talk about Muppets Most Wanted. It's a movie where, canonically, Danny Trejo and Kermit the Frog do a musical variety show in a Russian gulag. We hope you give this episode a perfect 5 out of 5 Jamon Serranos.
2020-06-101h 24All Sequels Go To Heavenin support of Black Lives MatterTrigger warning: Discussion of racism, violence, police brutality, and murder.In solidarity with the protests going on around the country this week, we will not be posting a normal episode. Instead, we are going to lend our support to a movement that must be heard. Please listen to this short episode for a list of resources to help support the cause, our statement of solidarity, and a song for revolution.Black Lives Matter.
2020-06-0309 minAll Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 55 - Night at the Museum: Secret of the TombThis week we watched the end of the majestic, iconic Night at the Museum franchise. We bid it a tearful goodbye as we talked a lot about birds and Harry Potter.
2020-05-271h 16All Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 54 - Trolls World TourThe Milan Brothers (and Spencer) will review Trolls 2. And we did! It's a wild time filled with some great music, including the pinnacle of all songs, Gangnam Style. But also it's a movie about privilege, and how scrapbooks are cut out, glued, and glittered by the winners. Take a listen you guys, it's an absolute trip.
2020-05-201h 13All Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 53 - Men In Black: InternationalWe're going back to where it all started, with a middling Men In Black movie. This week we watched Men In Black: International, which is a movie where they go to like 4 different countries and none of it is as interesting as the story of the political maneuvering that kept the University of Oklahoma from having a lazy river.
2020-05-131h 30All Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 52 - Smokey and the Bandit Pt. 3Happy one year anniversary to us! And we celebrated by doing our MOST REQUESTED movie of all time, Smokey and the Bandit Pt. 3! Of course everybody has seen the classic Burt Reynolds and Sally Field picture where the villain gets in the title of the film rather than the guy who does all the dang work. Well we're back, with Buford T. Justice and the faithful Snowman racing from Miami to Austin. Yeah, no, it's as wild as the names make it sound. Join us, won't you?
2020-05-061h 29All Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 51 - The Two Jakes (Chinatown 2)What's that? A sequel to an Oscar winning movie, but this one is directed by its star? And that star is Jack Nicholson? And it was nationally disgraced when a movie theater ran its reels in the wrong order for 3 weeks without anybody noticing? Sign. Us. Up.
2020-04-291h 24All Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 50 - Honey, We Shrunk OurselvesThis week we watched Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves. This movie featured extreme marital trouble, some horrifying CGI bugs, and a young Mila Kunis. Not that we discussed any of that, but that's what was in the movie.
2020-04-221h 23All Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 49 - Johnny English Strikes AgainHang out with us for a while while we discuss this (checks notes) third. Wait, I'm sorry, THIRD?? Yeah, no, THIRD Johnny English movie. And as with the first (and we're assuming probably the second) it's a wonderful time full of hijinks, goofemups, and Prime Minister (checks notes) Emma Thompson. WAIT, I'M SORRY, THE ABSOLUTE QUEEN EMMA THOMPSON IS IN THIS? Ok. Wow. Just get in here and try to sort this out with us.
2020-04-151h 23All Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 48 - Shrek Forever AfterOur ruse now tossed aside, please come with us to mourn the actual death of the Shrek franchise, Shrek Forever After, as it goes to join the Black Parade. Oh, also, get ready for the upcoming Hot Topic IPO with us. And take a look at Jon Hamm, the hot ogre. Yeah, no, just listen. It'll make more sense when you do.
2020-04-081h 16All Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 47 - Shrek 5Sorry, we had a little bit of a technical issue for this one with Griffin's sound, but don't get it twisted, we did the Big Boy in this one. That's right, Shrek 5. The most recent (final?) Shrek movie. Does Shrek get shot? Yes. Does Donkey fall in love with a sexy(ish) robot? Yes. Did we have an excellent time with this one? I think you know the answer.
2020-04-011h 28All Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 46 - Madagascar 3: Europe's Most WantedThe most controversial possible sequel to Inception ever to be made. That's right, it's Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted. We're introduced to one of the most iconic, unstoppable villains of all time, as well as the world's most Italian sea lion. Check it out.
2020-03-251h 23All Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 45 - High School Musical 3: Senior YearWe're all in this together, and by that I don't just mean this quarantine, I mean the angst-ridden experience of high school where you're constantly asked to choose whether to be an incredibly talented basketball player or an incredibly talented singer. This is High School Musical 3, a wrap up to a beloved franchise that asks... nothing. Basically nothing at all. Why couldn't they have just gone with the Halloween theme?
2020-03-181h 42All Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 44 - The Princess Diaries 2: Royal EngagementThe Princess Diaries Franchise, like King Rupert, may it rest in peace. This week we watched The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement, featuring the cinematic debut of Chris Pine, two Oscar winners, the worst CGI you've ever seen, and the strangest mishmash of European cultures this side of Epcot's World Pavilion. May we have this dance (to Raven Symone's duet with Julie Andrews)?
2020-03-111h 19All Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 43 - Kronk's New GrooveIt's a Wonderful Life 2: Kronk's New Groove. Mic balls, disapproving looks, sensual breadmaking, and the best Evita joke of all time. Get with it.
2020-03-041h 27All Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 42 - Kick Ass 2Get on in and join us as we invent new folk heroes while exploring Texas' backroad attractions. That's just what happens when we discuss Kick Ass 2! No, seriously, just get in. We'll explain on the way
2020-02-261h 23All Sequels Go To HeavenEp 41 - xXx: Return of Xander CageGrab your motorcycles and use them to somehow surf over water, because it's time to talk about xXx: The Return of Xander Cage. This is a movie where motorcycles surf, skis work on flat un-snowy ground, and satellites are being used as ballistic missiles against Samuel L. Jackson and Neymar. Please join us on this, the wildest of rides.
2020-02-191h 22All Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 40 - 50 Shades FreedAs a special treat for Valentine's Day, get ready for our steamiest episode yet (I know. Possibly even more than Magic Mike XXL). This week we watched the ending of the 50 Shades saga 50 Shades Freed. It's a movie that's partially about bondage, but mostly about a horrible relationship and a strange plot to kidnap/murder a girl who's just trynna marry a rich guy who will tie her up and whatnot (and isn't that all any of us could ask for?). Anyways, enjoy Smart House 2... uhhh... we mean 50 Shades Freed.
2020-02-121h 21All Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 39 - The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Pt. 2 (Feat. Addie Gia)It's almost valentine's day, and we're turning up the love by reviewing the greatest love story ever told: Twilight. We watched Breaking Dawn Pt. 2, and brought along our good friend Addie Gia! Take a listen as we learn about what in the living hell is going on with this franchise. And also why there's so much head ripping, baby tossing, and hot, wild vampire sex.
2020-02-051h 40All Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 38 - Rush Hour 3This week we dive, flag first into the Rush Hour franchise's final installment. Visiting, as we do, Jackie Chan's kinks, Chris Tucker's challenging brilliance, and the reboot of Flatliners. Remember? The one with Ellen Page? Oh. You don't remember that one? Oh. You don't remember the first one either. You've never even heard of either version? ................Enjoy The Episode!!!
2020-01-291h 24All Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 37 - Teen Wolf TooI know what you're thinking "Ugh, another movie where a werewolf, played by Jason Bateman, is beloved by his whole college and also becomes a state champion boxer?" Yeah, we know. We know. But this one also features basically a complete music video in the middle of it. So it's still worth checking out.
2020-01-221h 22All Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 36 - Robocop 3Your move, creep. As long as that move is to listen to us discuss Robocop 3. It's an excellent movie full of jackbooted thugs, samurai robocops, questionable hacking methods, and so much more. We loved it. Please enjoy along with us.
2020-01-151h 26All Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 35 - Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal SkullHappy 2020 everybody! We started this year off with a visit to everyone's favorite adventurous archaeologist, Indiana Jones! What's that? This time he gets nuked in a fridge, chased by giant ants, and then in the end it turns out to be aliens the whole time? Huh. Ok, I guess. Here's Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.
2020-01-081h 26All Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 34.5 - 2019 Recap Dungeons & Dragons Extravaganza Part 2!Join us for the exciting part 2 to our Dungeons and Dragons adventure. What waits at the journey's end? A satisfying conclusion? Maaaaaybe? Regardless, check it out!
2020-01-041h 27All Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 34 - 2019 Recap Dungeons & Dragons ExtravaganzaRoll for initiative! Jump into the new year with us as we first look back to the past. Our 2019 recap extravaganza sees us experiment with recorded Dungeons & Dragons for the first time as we adventure through our last year's journey through film sequels. Will our heroes make it to find the mask of power and save the world at the behest of Mayor Jim Meadows?? Find out in this (and the next) episode!!
2020-01-011h 09All Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 33 - A Christmas Story 2Merry Christmas (or, if you prefer, happy fourth night of Hannukah)! We're here to celebrate this jolliest of days with a holiday classic...'s thirty years later sequel. It's A Christmas Story 2, featuring Enemy of Christmas Daniel Stern, a lot of either very pro-Capitalist or anti-Capitalist messaging, and so, so much Yu Gi Oh talk. Enjoy!
2019-12-251h 22All Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 32 - Home Alone 5: The Holiday HeistJust one week 'til Christmas! But before we get there, we're going to have to fight off three art thieves and maybe one ghost. That's right, this week we watched Home Alone 5: The Holiday Heist. Well, except for Griff, who watched An American Werewolf in London 5: Holiday Heist. So join us for some holiday cheer, a lot of melodica, and some excellent jokes about famed ragtime composer Scott Chopin.
2019-12-181h 19All Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 31 - The Santa Clause 3Dust off your old Contract Law textbooks because this week we do a deep dive into The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause. That's right Rim Allen is back with more tepid goofs than ever.We discuss the egregious use of lazy Canadian stereotypes, what is and isn't ravioli, and of course, it wouldn't be an ASG2H episode if we didn't discuss (say it with me now) VIDEO! GAMES! THAT! HAVE! NOTHING! TO! DO! WITH! THE! MOVIE!
2019-12-111h 21All Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 30 - National Treasure: Book of SecretsThis week we watched National Treasure: Book of Secrets. This romp through American history is accompanied by several Academy Award Winners and Nominees, and all of them just seem to continually dunk on Riley. Also, who else's dick pics do you think are in the Book of Secrets? Leave a comment somewhere and we'll consider it.
2019-12-041h 23All Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 29 - The Next Karate Kid (1994)Whether you're a dancing monk in a monastery, a hawk inexplicably in a cage on top of a high school, or a jackbooted thug about to bungee jump from the rafters of his high school gymnasium, gather around to hear the tale of 1994's The Next Karate Kid starring Hilary Swank as the new karate kid and Pat Morita as her mom's dead husband's friend Mr. Miyagi. Seriously gang, this one was excellent as far as wild sequels go. Please listen, watch, and let us know what you think.
2019-11-271h 25All Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 28 - Son of the MaskSon of a Son, Son of a Son, Son of a Son of a Loki. That's right, we watched Son of the Mask this week and boy is it... something else. Just... listen.
2019-11-201h 25All Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 27 - Evan AlmightyGather onto this big wooden boat that we, American congressmen, have built for you, our podcast constituents. Of course you've guessed by this point that we watched Evan Almighty this week. So hop on board and hold on tight, because this ride got a little bumpy.
2019-11-131h 23All Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 26 - Atlantis 2: Milo's ReturnThis week we watched Atlantis 2: Milo's Return. It's actually the first three episodes of a failed tv series that takes place entirely away from Atlantis. But enough about that, we talk a lot about famous British poker player Dave "The Devilfish" Ulliott. Because of course everyone should be doing that.
2019-11-061h 21All Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 25 - Return to HalloweentownBOO FOR A COMEDICALLY NECESSARY THIRD TIME! Welcome to the final episode of our 2019 Halloween Spooktacular! This episode we visited a classic Halloween franchise by watching Return to Halloweentown. It's a proper sequel with a new lead actor, different rules of the world, and of course, TIME TRAVEL!!! Highly recommended (this episode. Not the movie.)
2019-10-301h 22All Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 24 - Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer VacationBOO AGAIN! Week 2 of our Halloween Spooktacular is here, and with it comes Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation. It's a movie that refuses to write its own music, insisting instead that we all give another chance to a little ditty called The Macarena. It's... a trip.
2019-10-231h 25All Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 23 - The Rage: Carrie 2BOO! It's the first episode of our 2019 Halloween Spooktacular, so we watched The Rage: Carrie 2. It's just like the first one, but with more competition-grade spear guns. Check it out.
2019-10-161h 28All Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 22 - The Sandlot 3: Heading HomeIn the back half of our Sandlot double header we watched The Sandlot: Heading Home. It's such a better movie featuring brain trauma-induced time travel and a house filled with baseball-themed traps. We seriously cannot recommend this movie or this episode enough. Please check them out.
2019-10-091h 24All Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 21 - The Sandlot 2October is here! That means it's the most important time of the year for baseball, and thus, for men over 50. To celebrate, we watched The Sandlot 2 a movie which yearns so hard to be exactly like the first one but still falls so, so short.
2019-10-021h 30All Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 20 - Rocky BalboaIf ya SMEEEEEELLLLLL what the ROCKY is COOKIN! That's right, this week we watched Rocky Balboa. It's the sixth Rocky movie, but it reminded us more of a fifth. Henry the Fifth. Once more unto the breach, dear friends.
2019-09-251h 29All Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 19 - Kung Fu Panda 3This week we watched Kung Fu Panda 3, and loved it, but still managed to talk about Yu Gi Oh and Beyblades for a full 6 minutes in the middle. It was a wonderful time all around.
2019-09-181h 32All Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 18 - Leroy & StitchBoy have we got an episode for you this week, and you are not going to want to Experiment 089 it. You're honestly 405 to have stumbled upon this and you are not going to want to 362 your device once you take the 082 into this ep. So make some 460 and say 195 as the crew takes a 183 to the wonderful world of Leroy & Stitch.@asg2h
2019-09-111h 29All Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 17 - Meatballs Part IIOk, in our defense, we spent way less time talking about ding dongs in this one than the movie did. Though really, it would be almost impossible not to. @ASG2H
2019-09-041h 29All Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 16 - Blues Brothers 2000This week we watched Blues Brothers 2000. It's a wild movie, but instead we chose to talk about Digimon and crossing over Backyard Baseball and The Fault In Our Stars. So yeah. Give it a listen.
2019-08-281h 29All Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 15 - Pitch Perfect 3This week we watched Pitch Perfect 3, a movie we feel could have learned a lesson or two from The Emperor's New Groove.
2019-08-211h 34All Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 14 - Transformers: The Last KnightThis week we watched the fifth Transformers movie, Transformers: The Last Knight. And then something broke in Spencer and he watched the third and fourth back to back. Let's just say that he had some opinions on this one...
2019-08-141h 30All Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 13 - Mean Girls 2This week we watched Mean Girls 2, so of course a lot of our discussion revolved around competitive eating, competitive eater nicknames, and of course the peoples' champion/all around living legend Kobayashi. This one got a little wild.
2019-08-071h 29All Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 12 - Ice Age: Collision CourseThis week we watched the FIFTH movie in the Ice Age franchise, a franchise which seems to be gaining great voice talent at the same rate it gets wild, amazing ideas out of the Rusted Root sequence in the first movie. Check it out.#PutItInTheMaze#PutItInTheLabyrinth
2019-07-311h 31All Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 11 - Zoolander 2Take your strongest crazy pills, it's time to discuss 2016's Zoolander 2! It's a movie that opens with an extended Justin Bieber cameo and somehow only goes downhill from there. Listen if you dare.
2019-07-241h 30All Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 10 - The Lion King 2Ahead of this week's remake, we watched the only true sequel to The Lion King, The Lion King 2! And then we discovered a lot of pictures of Matthew Broderick with sideburns. Both turned out to be very enriching experiences.
2019-07-171h 21All Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 9 - Magic Mike XXLHop in the car with Mike and the boys as they drive away from the serious, dramatic plot of the first move and towards Stripping Regionals! It should go without saying, this one gets a little raunchy.
2019-07-101h 33All Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 8 - Grease 2This week we watched Grease 2, a movie directed by a choreographer, written by a songwriter and screenwriter who never met, and starring Shooter McGavin as a 1950s Greaser. It's an excellently terrible time.
2019-07-031h 26All Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 7 - The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn TreaderThis week we watched The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader. But more than that, we discovered a Christian movie review website called Movieguide, which was way more worth exploring than this film.
2019-06-261h 30All Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 6 - The Pink Panther 2This week we sat down to watch 2009's The Pink Panther 2. Some pretty major changes in this one: Beyonce is out, Jeremy Irons is in, and EVERYBODY IS SUDDENLY TERRIBLE AND CREEPY. It's... a lot.
2019-06-191h 18All Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 5 - Men In Black 3Ahead of MIB International opening this weekend, spend some time with us reminiscing about Men in Black 3: A time traveling romp starring Jemaine Clement as a weird, pseudo-sexual alien serial killer, and Josh Brolin as a weird, pseudo-sexual young Tommy Lee Jones.
2019-06-121h 21All Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 4 - Inspector Gadget 2This week we discuss Inspector Gadget 2, which stars French Stewart as Matthew Broderick's Inspector Gadget. If you're a fan of the old Inspector Gadget TV show, you'll probably love it. If you have eyes and/or ears, you probably won't.Shoutout to The Manges for letting us use their song "Jump The Shark" and to Kelly Burroughs for making our amazing cover art!Twitter: @asg2hEmail: allsequelsgotoheaven@gmail.comFacebook: Just search the name of our show. I bet our page probably comes up near the top.
2019-06-051h 19All Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 3 - Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & BlondeIn Episode 3 of All Sequels Go To Heaven, the Franchise Fellas (again, still working on the name) discuss Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde. Of course this leads us through discussions of campaign finance reform, how politics works, and of course Hair Philosophy.Shoutout to The Manges for letting us use their song "Jump The Shark" and to Kelly Burroughs for making our amazing cover art!Twitter: @asg2hEmail: allsequelsgotoheaven@gmail.comFacebook: Just search the name of our show. I bet our page probably comes up near the top.
2019-05-291h 16All Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 2 - Spy Kids 4: All the Time in the WorldOn the second episode of All Sequels Go To Heaven, the Pearly Gates Posse (working title) discuss Spy Kids 4: All the Time in the World, the 2011 sequel starring Jessica Alba, Joel McHale, Alexa PenaVega, Daniel Sabara, Jeremy Piven, Jeremy Piven, Jeremy Piven, and Jeremy Piven.Sorry for the sound issues on this one. We had to record it live in Dallas with a wet, rented mic. Next week is back to normal.Also, thanks to The Manges for letting us use their song Jump the Shark as our intro & outro. And shoutout to the ultra-talented Kelly...
2019-05-221h 12All Sequels Go To HeavenEp. 1 - Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No TalesIn the first episode of All Sequels Go To Heaven, we discuss the fifth of Jack Sparrow and friends' oceanic romps, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (or, if you prefer, 5rates). Shoutout to The Manges for letting us use their song "Jump the Shark" as our intro and outro. And an additional shoutout to Kelly Burroughs for drawing us our fantastic cover art. Facebook: facebook.com/asg2hTwitter: @asg2h
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