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The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Make the SwitchWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 298 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton blasting the Blair Witch, Jeff Curtis bringing his daughter to work, Ron Blair picking a favorite Doobie Brother, and special guest: Madeline Curtis!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the four of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about a little black bear, a Commercial Heist, Best movies we've seen recently, Gar Fish Fries, how well we know swamps, the best mascot for Ithaca College, and occasionally we part from our tangents to d...
2025-08-181h 18
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Break AwayWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 296 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton uploading the podcast a week late, Jeff Curtis being a sentient liquid, and Ron Blair being a true Enema!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about that old prophecy, a hacky Commercial, speaking the Ultimate Challenge into existence, grooving to Tommy Tutone, coming together for cuteness, and occasionally we part from our tangents to discuss a recent vacation that Ron took and some life u...
2025-06-091h 34
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Build the PyramidWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 294 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton building a zoo, Jeff Curtis not caring enough, and Ron Blair singing the 80's hits!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about Class, a Sponsored Commercial, our favorite board game themes, the majesty of Monk, when your personalities argue, going full Family Feud, and occasionally we part from our tangents to build a Pyramid of Stupid! This week, Ron takes the guys through such c...
2025-03-121h 51
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Make a WagerWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 292 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton taking a fall, Jeff Curtis being plugged in, and Ron Blair still hating on reviewers!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about Hardee's new menu, a gift of a Commercial, riffing ten to five, getting your Cyan fix, Jimmy and his F-ing mouth, the lineage of Kidds, and occasionally we part from our tangents to learn about the journey and shipwreck of The Wager a...
2025-01-131h 43
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards are Highly ReviewedWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 291 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton as the dead body, Jeff Curtis as Jack Frost, and Ron Blair as Ebenezer Scrooge!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about the dangers of Sugar Plum Fairies, a Halloween-y/Christmas-y Commercial, getting our trifectas, being able to distinguish between pancakes and waffles, making Ron rage, and occasionally we part from our tangents to learn about some terrible reviews of great movies.....specifically some o...
2024-12-022h 02
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards are Coming to Get YouWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 290 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton finally bringing Marcus Aurelius to the table, Jeff Curtis not having to Halloween, Ron Blair running out of ideas, and returning special guest: Emily Kohler!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the four of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about forgetting to ask Ron what this podcast was all about, a Commercial that's from the Other Side, the math not mathing, Michael Myers Corleone, empty sentences, unrelieved orgies of sadism, and occasionally w...
2024-10-171h 58
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Bounce BackWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 286 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton keeping everyone calm, Jeff Curtis writing a kind of song, and Ron Blair being young enough to burn!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about never looking back, a Hypnotic Commercial, 16 cent bean soup, theme parks, how much long we have on this earth, the sociology of movie theaters, and occasionally we part from our tangents to learn about incredibly underrated movies! This week, R...
2024-08-271h 50
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Will Never Sleep AgainWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 283 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton still plugging away, Jeff Curtis lying about energy drinks, and Ron Blair dead and loving it!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about the auto-da-fé, a Purr-fect Commercial, the good antibiotic cough syrup, the 45 second penalty box, milking the golden goose, and occasionally we part from our tangents to learn about The Nightmare on Elm Street Franchise!! This week, Ron teaches the guys about the...
2024-03-111h 53
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Face the Ultimate Challenge: 9Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 280 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton plugging Almost, Maine, Jeff Curtis questioning cocaine, and Ron Blair not doing a thing!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about not acting in Westerns, a Commercial that'll rock your socks off, points that mean nothing (everything), our projects, Epic Universes, and occasionally we part from our tangents to...... jeez, I don't know how to tell you this, but it's another round of the Ul...
2024-02-051h 52
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Bust the BlocksWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 276 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton waking up and choosing violence, Jeff Curtis craving a podcast, and Ron Blair exposing himself!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about Ape-Men, a Tasty Commercial, TFP Films' exciting news, how impossible The Turning of the Screw is to understand, a Titanic Bit, and occasionally we part from our tangents to discuss the filmography of Steven Spielberg!! This week, Ron takes the guys through S...
2023-11-061h 57
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Face the Ultimate Movie ChallengeWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 274 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton escaping the Goat-man, Jeff Curtis watching all of WKRP in Cincinnati, Ron Blair only listening to Convoy, and special guest: Aaron Taylor!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the four of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about keepin on keeping on, a Commercial that is a real nightmare, our favorite Stephen King adaptations currently being put on at the Hardin County Playhouse (Come check out Misery!), our favorite haunted attractions, and occasionally we...
2023-10-022h 08
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards are Thrilled with this ListWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 273 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton staying clean, Jeff Curtis defending Devo, and Ron Blair thinking about cheese!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about mayhem, a Corny Commercial, stealing from the best, a podcast of the Corn, Truth and *Could, and occasionally we part from our tangents to discuss a ranking of the 75 greatest Horror Movies of all time!! This week, Ron takes the guys through the Thrillist article a...
2023-09-041h 35
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Whip it (Good)Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 272 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton eating squirrel, Jeff Curtis bringing corn, and Ron Blair hiding hotdogs!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about a discussion about ice cream, a ricket-y Commercial, Corn, Fiats and footlong buns, grazing the top ten, getting rankled, and occasionally we part from our tangents to learn about Devo!! This week, Jeff teaches the other guys about the formation of the band, their rise to i...
2023-08-281h 42
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Go for a RunWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 271 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton knowing all the sports from 2005-2010, Jeff Curtis live and in primetime, Ron Blair having a nightmare, and The Playmaker: Hannah Bowman!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the four of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about how we feel in this mother, our greatest athletic achievements, lightly humming Beatles tunes, John Carpenter's The Thing, testicle spectacles, and occasionally we part from our tangents to learn about The Barkley Marathons!! This week, J...
2023-08-211h 51
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Play Trivial Pur-Spook!Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 270 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton seeking villainy, Jeff Curtis taking over the radio waves, and Ron Blair being particularly heinous!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about minimal effort, how incredible Hannah Bowman's documentary: The Playmaker is, Reaper Jones returning (but also definitely being dead), soup sandwiches, bathroom parties, and occasionally we part from our tangents to take part in some horror trivia!! This week, Ron takes the guys b...
2023-08-141h 31
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Spy with their Little Eyes 2: Ladies NightWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 269 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton sweating through all of the tape, Jeff Curtis hunting humans in the mines, and Ron Blair telling the Truth about Universal!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about the filmmakers in the room (Check out Truth and The Playmaker), a commercial that's still on vacation (just not in Cleveland), our favorite parts of vacations, Toyota Prius (not a sponsor...yet), Saucy Cuthbert, how much da...
2023-08-071h 33
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards are Universal-ly BelovedWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 267 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton joining the Steve Miller Band, Jeff Curtis having a slightly more normal Seattle experience, and Ron Blair buying Sea Monkeys and X-Ray Specs!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about closing the GD door, a commercial that's a bit of a Joke-r, unnecessary math problems, shooting the sheriff, performance anxiety, being shenanigan-ful, and occasionally we part from our tangents to learn about the history of...
2023-07-101h 50
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Get Off Topic 7Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 264 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton getting punched in the throat, Jeff Curtis only eating McDonald's overseas, and Ron Blair hating 10 year olds!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about how screens go black (And F logic), a commercial that really makes you wonder, hate and love for Gone with the Wind, the creative process, Velocirapture, filling a chip bag with tears, and occasionally we part from our tangents to......he...
2023-05-111h 43
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Masterfully Debate 4Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 263 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton taking a stance on the Midwest, Jeff Curtis being anti can opener employees, and Ron Blair taking shots at balloons!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about wtf (growling noises), a commercial that's painful to listen to, the perils of skiing, how we're spending our gold, Egg Salad donuts, the romance of Dickensian times, and occasionally we part from our tangents to...... Well, actually th...
2023-04-271h 33
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Roll Dem Bones (Brigade)Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 262 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton giving beaver facts, Jeff Curtis being surprisingly good at cursing, and Ron Blair being a bit indecisive!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about sandwiches, a fruity commercial, the truth about Truth, the musk of delight, human presources, a jumble of mush, and occasionally we part from our tangents to learn about The Bones Brigade!! This week, Ron teaches the guys about how the fo...
2023-04-201h 40
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Peel Back the CurtainWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 258 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton pathetically playing guitar, Jeff Curtis loving Mutual of Omaha, and Ron Blair wearing a pith helmet!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about how Paul Williams isn't dead, a headliner of a commercial, our favorite terrible lyrics, Elton John vs. Billy Joel, a perfect storm of WTF, and occasionally we part from our tangents to answer some questions about our histories with theatre!! This we...
2023-03-091h 59
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Are Not AmusedWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 255 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton having lots of problems, Jeff Curtis being the babyface, and Ron Blair encouraging insertion!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about demon babies, a commercial that celebrates the King of Clubs, our favorite Whodunnits, how much a cup of coffee costs, eating fish in front of fish, being locked in as Winston Churchill, and occasionally we part from our tangents to learn about the ul...
2023-02-162h 01
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Talk About The ThingWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 252 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton getting tricked into the Lego Movie, Jeff Curtis wanting to Believers, and Ron Blair not being emotionally upset about the cheese grater incident!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about mirror mazes and wood stoves burning, a commercial that we don't talk about, our favorite movies for kids, Spielberging, stroking a beard, Dolly Parton's Poutine, and occasionally we part from our tangents to learn ab...
2023-01-261h 50
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Face the Ultimate Christmas ChallengeWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 248 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton being knuckle-deep in Christmas, Jeff Curtis letting you in to knowing him better man, and Ron Blair being Krampus and unwilling to math!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about donuts, a Commercial that won't be too popular with some people..., Christmas crack, diving through the recycling, the sleep of the dead, getting slapped by cheesemongers, and occasionally we part from our tangents to...... je...
2022-12-151h 27
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Divide CriticsWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 244 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton loving a snow day, Jeff Curtis not having a swiving time, and Ron Blair gambling but not doing anything wrong(?)!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about simply having a wonderful Christmastime, the Wild Card Podcast being a charitable organization(?), a commercial you'll sing about, Chicago foods, perseverance, marinara with your spaghetti western, and occasionally we part from our tangents to learn about the ca...
2022-11-101h 46
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards in 3DWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 241 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton "Bond Flexing," Jeff Curtis screaming and screaming, Ron Blair eating a Granny, and long time friend, first time guest: Adam Riley!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the four of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about Jared's trip to Croatia, our favorite Haunted Houses and European destinations, a commercial that was written well in advance, old ladies full of spiders, Rick Dees Nuts, not getting bogged down with U2, and occasionally we pa...
2022-10-201h 46
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Spook Across the YearsWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 240 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton using the science, Jeff Curtis still being upset about Jesus Christ Superstar, Ron Blair having a Twilight Zone experience at a gas station, and rejoining us this week is our favorite Little Bird: Emily Kohler!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the four of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about a hoedown breakfast, our emotional moments in the arts, the Fartlek people, growing up in neighborhoods, your favorite Halloween costumes, whether anyone ca...
2022-09-291h 35
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Go in Circles (Part 2)Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 239 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton knowing all about Central America, Jeff Curtis having a banana vendetta, and Ron Blair having a tiny glimmer of a smoky soul!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about not starting the fire (or something, I still don't know the song), our favorite festivals, inspecting the Spanish Inquisition, all the Peter Panthers, sledgehammering with friends, Mothman's slammin' butt, and occasionally we part from our ta...
2022-09-221h 54
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Grin and Bear ItWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 238 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton bringing Favorites back, Jeff Curtis being technically correct about scabies, and Ron Blair avoiding spoilers for decades!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about how no one cares about Dodgson, a Commercial where the cake is a lie (anyone get that reference?), a nice lye shower, our one tricks, The why you eat people, playing around with the space-time continuum, and occasionally we part fr...
2022-09-151h 34
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Share Some ScaresWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 237 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton defending Patrick Wilson, Jeff Curtis doing all of the shows, and Ron Blair misunderstanding sextants!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about feeling that first early stirring of August, a Mutinous Commercial, Hallo-weenis, Ron the Baptist, The Spookeh Spook-tacular, and occasionally we part from our tangents to discuss the best horror movies for introducing children to the genre! This week, Ron counts down his to...
2022-08-251h 38
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Take a Whack at HorrorWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 234 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton solving the Somerton Man mystery (kinda), Jeff Curtis living in the basement, and Ron Blair licking the toad!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about saying things you thought you'd never say, a tasty mystery of a Commercial, romantic piffle, those meddling podcasters, con artist squirrels, thin mints vs Samoans, and occasionally we part from our tangents to learn about some of the most ha...
2022-08-041h 34
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Take Their Pick 4Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 232 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton always winning and getting what he wants, Jeff Curtis creating the ultimate video game, Ron Blair phoning it in and having a rough day, and returning Deckhead, the Kentucky Long Leg: Hannah Bowman!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the four of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about Ron going on vacation, a Commercial you'll want to replay, eating chocolate/fruity gravel, how wonderful terrible action movies can be, the inability for Ro...
2022-06-232h 01
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Face a Moderate ChallengeWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 231 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton repairing the razor wire, Jeff Curtis playing to win, and Ron Blair starting a gambling ring!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about the Impression That I Get, a full on McCartney Commercial, things being the dope, how long we've been in a Japanese jail, toddler FAQ books, strict judging criteria, and occasionally we part from our tangents to take a movie trivia quiz! Th...
2022-06-161h 38
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards are the Kings of Adaptation (Part 2)Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 228 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton in the moonshine swickle dackle, Jeff Curtis still being a monster, and Ron Blair humming unnecessarily!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about reassuring you that Arbogast is alive and well, a Rich Commercial, chicanery contests, cheesy 60s stuff, deep fried beverages, a solid 10/10, and occasionally we part from our tangents to rank the best and worst Stephen King Adaptations! This week, Ron takes th...
2022-05-262h 01
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards are the Kings of AdaptationWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 225 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton enjoying a fireside swim, Jeff Curtis starting a band with Steezy Anderson, and Ron Blair having some organ issues!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about presenting new thoughts and ideas, a Classic Rockin' Commercial, the second time in fact being the charm, working in a theremin, arbitrary scales, working on impressions between takes, and occasionally we part from our tangents to rank the be...
2022-05-051h 41
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Wise UpWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 223 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton actually not hating a movie, Jeff Curtis playing the Bonaroo Cumbersmack game, Ron Blair being the "fun" devil, and Special Guest: Doug Metcalf! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the four of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about Ron's morning, a Jinky Commercial, bringing the segues, Joni Mitchell passed out on the couch, the great unwashed swine, being too boring to remember, Lad Mags, and occasionally we part from our tangents to le...
2022-04-141h 53
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Think ThrillsWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 221 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton being unthrilled, Jeff Curtis giving his best Ron Popeil, and Ron Blair using pipe cleaners in his art! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about how there was a time, a Mind-bending Commercial, our 5 year anniversary (Why hasn't anyone stopped us??), those arbiters of Pop culture - The FDA, how we are the Citizen Kane of podcasts, forgetting Jumanji, and occasionally we part from ou...
2022-04-012h 00
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Play BallWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 218 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton playing his favorite games, Jeff Curtis inventing zombie golf, and Ron Blair having a bit to say about the Dark Universe! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about what to expect in the studio, a weaponized Commercial, being in all 13 bananas, the Wild Card Crayon Box, David Hasselhoff's famed mustache, and occasionally we part from our tangents to learn more about the Portland Mavericks! Th...
2022-03-101h 37
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Expect the InquisitionWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 215 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton pledging to deceive, Jeff Curtis being very bad at drugs, and Ron Blair being too proud a man for deep fried butter! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about fried potato cakes, a mad mad mad Commercial, zinging Benjamin Franklin, the return of small Dickensian child, cauliflower, what our call signs would be, the quality filmmaking that is - Hot Shots: Part Deux, and oc...
2022-02-172h 02
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards and the Wives of SnapeWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 212 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton telling the Wild Cards' best joke ever(?), Jeff Curtis being a Scottish immortal, Ron Blair's goings-on being his business, and special returning guest: Emily Kohler!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the four of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about ear worms and lemon cookies, Florida Man Walmart peaches, a tribal Commercial, creating religions on a bet, getting back to the sad, using Occam's razor to cut through the BS, putting the F...
2021-11-181h 22
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards do the Time Warp AgainWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 210 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton not giving melody or rhythm, Jeff Curtis obviously being the Gene Hackman character, and Ron Blair possibly being real!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about that one time......., getting schmaltzy, a focused Commercial, delivering water in Michigan, the Corey Hart Appreciation Podcast, being a rhinestone prick, our first Tim Currys, and occasionally we part from our tangents to learn about the ultimate intersection b...
2021-11-041h 40
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Face the Ultimate Challenge: 7 (Part 2)Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 209 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton making a game that takes too long, Jeff Curtis upgrading his mighty bellow, and Ron Blair being decent at horror trivia!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about wishing you and yours the Happiest of Halloweens, everything we do being trivial, an excellent recap of a Commercial, the smelliest port in Brazil, it'll doing for radio, movies we've see recently, all the horror tropes, a...
2021-10-282h 18
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Face the Ultimate Challenge: 7 (Part 1)Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 208 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton being completely forgettable, Jeff Curtis being a Mad King, and Ron Blair getting all the Voodoo!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about finding the one who holds the title King of Halloween, movies about the Marquis de Sade's organs, a top five commercial, the best name for horror movie survivors, Koalas that solve crime, vacation gifts, the Revenge of an HCP Halloween, and occasionally w...
2021-10-211h 54
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Take Five (Spookeh Spook Edition)Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 207 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton losing his favorite, Jeff Curtis getting snappy, and Ron Blair taking his victory lap! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about finding out how Mel's Diner stayed open, a terrifyingly epic Commercial, the new girl in town, whether zombies can run (Ron might have a strong opinion on the matter), that stroke we've been talking about, our zeitgeists, and occasionally we part from our ta...
2021-10-071h 41
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards are the Kings of TriviaWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 206 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton still not liking comedy, Jeff Curtis giving Adam Sandler ten minutes more than he deserves, and Ron Blair finally winning?? Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about mediocre pop culture references that the kids won't get (Jared didn't get them), a Horrifyingly argumentative Commercial, the benefits of looking like a Kennedy, tangential connections to Spookeh Spook, Grandad's Priapism, being certifiably rotten, and occasionally we pa...
2021-09-301h 29
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards: Close Encounters of the Spoopy KindWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 204 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton taking care of the problem, Jeff Curtis vacationing in Hell, and Ron Blair getting out and going nuts! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about the heat in Florida, a Commercial all about one joke, betting you're going to be disappointed, "Methinks" guy, squeezing wooden nickels, spoiler alerts (Jared is Norman Bates, and occasionally we part from our tangents to learn about some of th...
2021-09-161h 33
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards are Going to Disney WorldWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 201 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton possibly being Jerry(?), Jeff Curtis not harshing your mellow, and Ron Blair never having time again in his life! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about public service announcements, a 200th Commercial, taking the Favorite's question out back, Primus the squirrel, duodenum punches, Cracker Barrel slabs of ham, filling the gaps with words, and occasionally we part from our tangents to learn about Disney Wo...
2021-08-121h 52
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards: 200Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This.....this is Episode 200!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton Taking the Leap, Jeff Curtis Making a Faux Paul, and Ron Blair saying See Ya Later Boi! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about time we acknowledge Mothman (and what pancakes may or may not be?), a Character-filled Commercial, our favorite aspects about the other Wild Cards, a ten-foot man in a trench coat, the proper preparation of human flesh, overindulgent flashbacks, the heaviest sighs, and occasionally we part from our ta...
2021-08-052h 30
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Win BigWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 197 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton being just a little biased, Jeff Curtis wishing Ron had his pants on, and Ron Blair placing too much value on shark food! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about Chrissy Watkins (She really should have known better), a Commercial you shouldn't sleep on, our favorites, upcoming surprises, face punches being the default reaction, arugula: the intellectuals lettuce, being appropriately (if not safely) gruntled, and...
2021-07-151h 52
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Johnny on the SpotWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 196 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton successfully staying awake (mostly), Jeff Curtis publishing music on iTunes, and Ron Blair thinking of the children! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about.......there's nothing I can say here......., a Spirited Commercial, favorite Youth Theatre of Hardin County shows, new catchphrases, No Promises; We'll See What Happens: (The Wild Card Podcast), It's Fine: (The Wild Card Podcast), Monsturbation, feeling coming up from pork lo...
2021-07-081h 56
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Get the CreepsWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 192 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton having an undercurrent of rage, Jeff Curtis not really enjoying mutton, and Ron Blair just petting a goat! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about them crazy cats, a Cursed Commercial, our ultimate stage/screen castings of one another, burping the evils out, when America became real, sitting there uncomfortable while listening to the podcast, 3,000 cockroaches too many, and occasionally we part from our ta...
2021-06-101h 48
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards F*ck it UpWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 190 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton's psychopathy not being on trial, Jeff Curtis possessing the gambling hub of Elizabethtown, and Ron Blair losing repeatedly! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about legalizing tattoos and others things...., a highly competitive Commercial, roles we want to play that we're the wrong age for, being kind of fun, unfiltered grandfathers, George Washington's stupid wig, Lisa's cooking skills, and occasionally we part from our ta...
2021-06-031h 36
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Save the DateWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 190 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton finally beating James Kimbell, Jeff Curtis hoarding the bjs, and Ron Blair making literally dozens of dollars chasing the Hookah! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about knowing the abyss stares back, a song and dance of a Commercial, the times in our lives when we felt smart, talented, and cool, being nothing if not professional, math being hard sometimes, Wild Card Hulu Documentaries, do...
2021-05-271h 56
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Risk it AllWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 189 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton taking the wimp clause, Jeff Curtis taking the money and running, and Ron Blair soldier of fortun-ing! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about having already seen this movie (thanks for nothing, WatchMojo), an A-plus Commercial, the people who had course-altering impacts on our lives, the promotion of Colonel Rambo Sanchez, nightmarish rock-throwing children, the life and times of Fatty Arbuckle, bringing snacks and we...
2021-05-201h 36
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Get Off Topic 6Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 186 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton possibly being a robot?, Jeff Curtis fit 2 be Thai'd, and Ron Blair talking about crows all day long. Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discussing such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about being genuinely weird, food experiences that have affected us (not Shoney's), A Sciencely Fictional commercial, avocado being the refined bacon, being smothered by jellybeans, our 13th floors, the glory of heat hiccups, and, occasionally, we part from our tangents t...
2021-04-292h 01
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Make a KillingA little sick right now; I'll update this as soon as possible:Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 184 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton having a crush on all of the Sara(h)s, Jeff "Boogeyman" Curtis losing his knees again, and Ron Blair telling everyone exactly where to stick it! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about presenting our listeners with a challenge, a Whip-crack of a Commercial, our dumbest injuries and cringiest h...
2021-04-151h 46
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards: Part DeuxWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 183 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton having a crush on all of the Sara(h)s, Jeff "Boogeyman" Curtis losing his knees again, and Ron Blair telling everyone exactly where to stick it! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about presenting our listeners with a challenge, a Whip-crack of a Commercial, our dumbest injuries and cringiest high school memories/moments, giving the definitive answers, shwag (with an h), taking the t...
2021-04-072h 05
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Dissolve into TearsWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 180 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton offering a prize for the attentive, Jeff Curtis taking a potty break, and Ron Blair just giving it his best shot (but also choking to death)! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about being the best we can, a Cursed Commercial , our wizard-y powers and stories, reaching for mediocrity, the incredible green thumbs possessed by the mob, Schoolhouse Rock Anatomy, the ghost of Benjamin B...
2021-03-181h 52
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Face the Ultimate Challenge: 6Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 178 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton never having been happier about zero marbles, Jeff Curtis bringing it home, and Ron Blair finally getting one out of the package and playing with it!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about how finger guns lead to dangerous places, our deserted island squads, a real hot dog of a commercial, backstories for Arbogast, 2 pumps of Gary, our first second timers, this being about u...
2021-03-041h 40
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Get Beaten to a Pulp: Part 2Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 174 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton scatting through a drink break, Jeff Curtis being the Emily in this production, and Ron Blair creating beard magic from sloth! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about looking mediocrity square in the eye, a dangerously engineered Commercial, our reports on interesting musicals, wearing the skin of an airline pilot, musical interludes (what has Jared done?), that bad guy face, the overrating of coherent t...
2021-02-042h 00
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Get Beaten to a PulpWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 171 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton pouting from lack of question, Jeff Curtis being a pawn of the Puppet Master, and Ron Blair using his Kung-Fu knowledge to make the world a better place! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the four of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about Wild Card Edutainment, a Masterfully-Puppeteered Commercial, potential bonuses for Deckhead subscribers, how best to wear a hat, Tax exemptions for Wild Cards, mandating man dates, the cinematography of pornography, e...
2021-01-142h 03
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Get ScroogedWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 167 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton knowing what movie you're thinking of, Jeff Curtis' present getting destroyed twice, and Ron Blair being the sexiest a hunk a hunk of burning love! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about warning our listeners, a Cool Handed Commercial, memories from the first ever Wild Card Podcast, how Charles Dickens and Travis Walton are similar, the huggability of Richard Donner, how good beavers' butts s...
2020-12-171h 55
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Visit Old FriendsWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 164 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton killing Bugs Bunny, Jeff Curtis going back to the Ros-well, and Ron Blair getting all fired up in the beard! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about bridging the gap, an Explosive Commercial (stupid nazis), another round of Wild Card Topics for Consideration, permission to spray being granted, Tommy Wiseau vs. Agent Arbogast, one star Wild Card Podcast reviews (sad face), itching in all t...
2020-11-261h 55
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Celebrate a HeroWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 161 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton loving questions and still not caring much about New Jersey, Jeff Curtis having one of Ron's mini-strokes, and Ron Blair being made from the dust of material lechery (his ol' crusty bones leave a trail)! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about using this opportunity to advise about the holidays, a Commercial that's outta this world (Uranus...hehe), Horror Movie Monster Bracket Time, Charlie B...
2020-11-051h 29
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Go to WarWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 160 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton willing to sacrifice New Jersey, Jeff Curtis usually being known as Norm at Cheers, and Ron Blair stealing some teeth! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about uh....about time that Halloween or whatever (nice try, Ron), a Commercially Canadian story of horror, the top Horror movie franchises and where we fit in them, John Williams being The John Williams, The Wild Cards being t...
2020-10-291h 43
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards: Open SesameWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 153 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton telling dirty Biology jokes, Jeff Curtis apologizing to the listeners, and Ron Blair assaulting his enemies with fiery marshmallows!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about that special time of year..., a commercial that is a Billion times better than Zero, our favorite vacations that Ron took this week, the value of education, those famous Delaware French fries, Ron's Bear Hands, the most beautiful N...
2020-09-101h 38
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Go Back to ZeroWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 152 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton also being known as Raptor, Jeff Curtis dancing on the ceiling, and Ron Blair on a totally normal vacation!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about entertaining our audience with thrills, a frequently vacated commercial, how school and vacations are going, heavy sighs, the good part of having your leg obliterated by a bus (it's the cape), our first times......(in front of an a...
2020-09-031h 27
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Card Sesquicentennial!Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! THIS IS EPISODE 150 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton lost on a mountain, Jeff Curtis hanging out with FDR, and Ron Blair definitely not panicking about Satan!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about bringing back words, Three Different Commercials(!), lots of giggles at silly names, Beavers rising up against tyranny, Lil Chipmunks, and occasionally we part from our tangents to celebrate our 150th episode with three mini reports. This week, Jared dives i...
2020-08-202h 06
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Solve the Mystery (Part 2)Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 146 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton (The Tarantula) blah blah blahing as Gary Everyman, Jeff Curtis (Lasereye) selling his soul to Paul Williams, and Ron Blair (Klondike) playing the Mussolini!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about staying indoors, a mind bending commercial (You don't want to see inside Ron's mind....), The Wild Card Book Club, insane numbers of prepositions, Jared improving his Dutch, thanking Famke Janssen for the privilege o...
2020-07-231h 51
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Solve the Mystery (Part 1)Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 145 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton running all the way home, Jeff Curtis winning with Tweety Bird, and Ron Blair not even remembering his own topics (and struggling to sit near the microphone)!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about Jeff's incredible new sound effect technology, a commercial that we might have Massacred, our Apocalypse Squads, the utility of arbitrary ranking systems, the upcoming Wild Card Sesquicentennial, Ron getting into a...
2020-07-161h 43
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Secede Where Others FailWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 133 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton serving as a non-perverted Subway spokesperson, Jeff Curtis escaping from Colditz Castle, Ron Blair being a little scruffy-looking, and Special Guest: Billy Bass (who is definitely related to a singing fish)!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the four of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about the severe C.H.U.D. problem facing New York City, the items which should be named after us, a commercial direct to your earholes, the b...
2020-01-231h 19
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards All LaughedWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 132 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton desperately wanting to hurt a man (side note: Snider is definitely not a man), Jeff Curtis loving microphone stands, and Ron Blair liking Clucker's Boom Boom sauce, but only on certain meats!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about remembering old friends, the shows we would like The Wild Cards to direct, a true confession of a commercial, an entire report that may or m...
2020-01-161h 33
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Answer the Hard QuestionWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 128 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton singing about khakis, Jeff Curtis being a jerk in the bathroom (jerk over or under?), and Ron Blair saucily obsessing over orange juice (ice cubes???)!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about the Deckhead's reaction to the words...."It's been...", our favorite operas, a commercial you can't own but you can Rent, whether pineapple belongs in chili, the utility of keeping firearms in your s...
2019-12-191h 29
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Pay Their RentWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 127 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton leaving the green M&M's (Ron might have snorted one), Jeff Curtis making children cry and then hiding behind a door, and Ron Blair trying his best to behave!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about being unable to knock it out of the park every week, our favorite operas, a short commercial that's definitely in poor taste, the importance of becoming the game, t...
2019-12-121h 28
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Can Be Only Three?Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 120 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton's being embarrassed by Applebee's, Jeff Curtis nerding out in a way usually reserved only for Jared, and Ron Blair having a child by a Belgian actress he's never heard of!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about realizing that man lives in a sunlit world (did anyone get Ron's reference here?), our favorite food stops, a commercial in which Ron really just doesn't understand (w...
2019-10-241h 35
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Get CrypticWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 107 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton ragging on pseudoscience, Jeff Curtis tricking us into thinking he had researched Gary, and Ron Blair getting lost in a cave! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about letting our sweet Deckheads know that we've replaced your coffee, our favorite lesser known musicals, Ron being an idiot savant, healthy and humorous levels of skepticism, and occasionally we part from our tangents to try something a...
2019-07-251h 36
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Face the Ultimate Challenge: 4Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 106 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton interrupting the theme music, Jeff Curtis destroying the microphone when he discovers this week's topic, and Ron Blair being mistaken for his teenage daughter, Dale! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about luring you in with the promise of intelligent discourse, our favorite proud papa moments, Jared's next mad scientist plot, Ron being the thing that Jeff and Jared both hate the most, and o...
2019-07-181h 19
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards: 100Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This....is episode 100. Jared Eaton, Jeff Curtis, and Ron Blair are so thankful to all of you deckheads out there for supporting us and joining us each week! Throughout the past 99 episodes, you've heard the three of us discussing such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about whatever Ron came up with that morning, Jeff's incredible musical ideas (such as looking over all of the previous topics and shoving them, "We Didn't Start the Fire style, into a new song), Ron's many names, and, occasionally, we have parted from our tangents t...
2019-06-063h 04
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Get Off Topic 4Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 98 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton being so boring when it comes to flavor, Jeff Curtis not currently wrestlinged, and Ron Blair discussing monkeys in the royal sense. Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discussing such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about using our voices and influence to build a virtual playground (which we subsequently burn to the ground), our favorite professional wrestlers and wrestling memories,the life and times of Brother Theodore, Ron's worst nightmare, and, o...
2019-05-231h 30
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Masterfully Debate 3Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 97 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton taking a week off from insulting Ron, Jeff Curtis hash-tagging decky (whatever that means), and Ron Blair befriending Bunny Kong. Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discussing such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about how The Wild Cards=The A Team(?), which of the James Bonds each of us would be and which movies we would want to be a part of, another couple of shots at Shazam's castle on the s...
2019-05-161h 27
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Light a Match (Part 1)Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 93 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton hurting himself for his art, Jeff Curtis being a big baby quitter, and Ron Blair admitting defeat to Natalie Wood. Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discussing such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about spreading the message of polka (you are so welcome...), our favorite musicals, Ron's Messiah complex, how much fun it is to laugh at Ron's misery, a "shockingly" excellent commercial, and, occasionally we part from our tangents to d...
2019-04-181h 32
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards' Day OffWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 91 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton bringing back his incredible Italian accent, Jeff Curtis not letting Ron in the band, and Ron Blair eating a chihuahua. Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discussing such varied topics as: The way this podcast about taking a trip with us to a different land and different time, what it would look like if the Wild Cards were a band, a baseball team, and/or the Magnificent Seven, the significant struggle we face in t...
2019-04-031h 31
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Stay the NightWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 88 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton being Norman Bates (Still not a compliment), Jeff Curtis having co-authorship on a book with the Devil, and Ron Blair eating German pork cold cuts while stroking a cat. Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discussing such varied topics as: The way this podcast is about celebrating the life and work of Natalie Wood (Whodunit?), our favorite villains we would like to portray, a really, really fine escape from Nazis, the practice of shooting h...
2019-03-131h 35
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards on TrialWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 86 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton presenting a brief history of cheese, Jeff Curtis discussing whether or not urine or eyeballs are preferable to eat, Ron Blair pooping words out of his mouth, and special guest, one of our original deckheads: Moira Taylor! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the four of us discussing such varied topics as: The way this podcast is about being Keyzer Soze, our favorite cheeses/cheese experiences (anyone had Provel cheese?), Ron mothmanning his way into Jeff's garage, what t...
2019-02-271h 21
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Direct to YouWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 84 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton giving the most enthusiastic victory speech of all time, Jeff Curtis saying "papasan chair" an incredible number of times, and Ron Blair still willing to do anything for $5! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discussing such varied topics as: The way this podcast is about sorting through the chaos of your life to find Truth (our version of the truth which you should unquestioningly accept...), our favorite pieces of furniture, Ron taking his punishment l...
2019-02-131h 28
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Pick a FightWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 77 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton using Wolverine claws inside of a rotisserie while punching crying children, Jeff Curtis transporting himself from LA to the Wild Card Studios just to record this podcast, and Ron Blair's celebration of Schwaftmoose (Schwuftanzaa? Moostwanzaa?)! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discussing such varied topics as: The way this podcast is about bringing together a widely varied and diverse group of individuals (we do have varying levels of beard) to discuss society's woes and p...
2018-12-271h 22
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Get Lampooned Again, Still Lampooning!Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 76 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton still looking like Vincent Van Gogh (it's probably just the bleeding wound from his missing ear), Jeff Curtis selling you the whole seat (but you'll only need the edge!), and Ron Blair's favorite name of all time?!? Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discussing such varied topics as: The way this podcast is about Ron still forgetting that he had to come up with what this podcast is all about, our favorite fears (touching y...
2018-12-201h 22
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Get LampoonedWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 75 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton being a bland, boring Every-man, Jeff Curtis joining an alley cat Jazz band, and Ron Blair waking up after the Podcast had started recording somehow?! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discussing such varied topics as: The way this podcast is about forgetting to remember what this podcast is all about (well played, Ron), our favorite Disney moments, movies, songs, and characters, those times when you are disappointed by not getting pounded by 8-10 i...
2018-12-131h 17
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Man UpWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 74 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton being the only person able to stay on topic, Jeff Curtis doing his best Wolfman Jack, Ron Blair, remembering that you can drink out of a cup, and three very special guests: Kenzie Blair, Emily Kohler, and Moira Taylor! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the six of us discussing such varied topics as: The way this podcast is about exploring and defining what it means to be a Man, our favorite Wild Card memories and moments, numerous c...
2018-12-061h 29
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Get Off Topic 3Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 72 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton being reminded why he is afraid of bidets, Jeff Curtis talking about the aliens in "It's a Wonderful Life", and Ron Blair probing himself........ Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discussing such varied topics as: The way this podcast is about poetry from our real lives (apparently it's about the poems Ron writes when he's pooping?), our favorite dream home must-have features, art that induces emotions (well, not for Jared....he has no soul), T...
2018-11-151h 28
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Face the Ultimate Challenge 3: Spooky EditionWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 69 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton learning Russian from Google Translate, Jeff Curtis stuffing/smuggling Wild Card documents in his pants, and Ron Blair giving us an explicit rating! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about Hallowwen?..... (or maybe this episode is all about how Ron can't spell), our favorite childhood stories, Russian spies infiltrating The Wild Card Podcast, what animals each of us would want to be able to m...
2018-10-241h 31
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Spy with their Little EyesWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 68 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton definitely not being a drug kingpin, Jeff going on the Blair vacation (because of course he did) a few months after the Blairs did (they wondered why Ron came back), and Ron Blair eating Fudge Flies with his friends! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about learning to play the rubber band (give instant feedback, please) our favorite adventures from the previous couple of w...
2018-10-171h 28
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards ReanimatedWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! This is episode 66 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton bruising his knuckles punching a post (he wants you to know that he dented it), Jeff Curtis demanding satisfaction for his besmirched honor, and Ron Blair lasagna-ing the butter and salt onto his popcorn in the most heavenly way! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discuss such varied topics as: the way this podcast is about Halloween and the season that only seem to last four days - Autumn, our favorite movie-going experiences, the d...
2018-10-041h 24
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Get SpookedWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! Here is another fantastic episode from the archives! This is episode 60 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton being the most skeptical skeptic who ever skepticked, Jeff Curtis enjoying that full-throated corn syrup, Ron Blair: the original gay-viator, and this week's special guest presenter: Mackenzie Blair, Ron's daughter!! Throughout the episode, you'll hear the four of us discussing such varied topics as: The way this podcast is about........ honestly, I have no idea what Ron said (I never really do), our favorite beverages, family disputes and our...
2018-08-221h 20
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Take Flight (Part 2)Welcome to The Wild Card Podcast! Here is another fantastic episode from the Archives!! This is episode 59 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton being The One Who Doesn't Wear Pants, Jeff Curtis absolutely loving everything Forrest Gump, and Ron Blair: The actual cannibal with great production values. Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discussing such varied topics as: The way this podcast is about celebrating the life and works of Judd Hirsch (Is it?), our favorite movies and stories that we think could be great musicals (If you agree t...
2018-08-151h 17
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Go ViralWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! Here is another great episode from the archive! This is episode 57 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features: Jared Eaton trying his hardest to get through his report (to no avail), Jeff Curtis pining over a world in which Crede, Colorado is a booming metropolitan area (we're not there, Jeff....not yet.....), and Ron Blair abandoning the title "Treasure of Hardin County??? Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discussing such varied topics as: The way this podcast is about haunting your dreams with our relentless education a...
2018-08-021h 23
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Go LiveWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! Here is another epic episode from the archives! This is episode 20 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features The Wild Cards Going Live! This episode features Jared Eaton eating handfuls of Twizzlers, Jeff Curtis so desperate to tell his story that he throws candy at Ron and puts the candy bowl upon his head, and Ron Blair really, really wants some cannibalism - He's holding out for a bite of No-Toe Joe. Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discussing such varied topics as: the most delicious o...
2017-10-051h 35
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Fly Like an EagleWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! Here is another fantastic episode from the archives! This is episode 16 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features our First Ever Guest (who could it be????), Jared Eaton drooling over Denver style pizza, Jeff Curtis opening up about his perm from high school, and Ron Blair being replaced by the "New Ron Blair". Throughout the episode, you'll hear the four of us discussing such varied topics as: the greatest band names of all time ( shoutout to "I Can Lick any Sonofabitch in the House"), our favorite embarrassing fashion fads...
2017-09-061h 15
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Eye the TruthWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! Here is another fantastic episode from the archives! This is episode 15 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features Jared Eaton finally going a round with a werewolf (this episode is littered with lycans), Jeff Curtis stepping away from the mic to find the name of TV shows he remembers literally nothing about, and Ron Blair shockingly doing some research (cough *Wikipedia* cough). Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discussing such varied topics as: whether or not Pluto, the dwarf planet has any rights (Jared says it...
2017-08-301h 14
The Wild Card PodcastThe Wild Cards Get PsychedWelcome to The Wild Card Podcast! Here is another fantastic episode from the archives! This is episode 14 of our attempt at this whole podcasting thing!! Today's episode features Jared Eaton getting a little too fanatical, Jeff Curtis making his compatriots a little too happy, and Ron Blair being a little too....Ron Blair. Throughout the episode, you'll hear the three of us discussing such varied topics as: old lady's accents from the Peddler's Mall, our favorite teachers (after Jeff's rant from last week, we needed to show school a little love), Nazis......yeah, we talk about Nazis again (who...
2017-08-231h 13